José Mourinho signs for S.L.Benfica!
>>150852613washed years
>>150852613Based Mouyes
used good
Now we have to make Ronaldo sign for them as well, so Sporting fans can off themselves
Are there any chances for Jose to reach his dream and manage the national team? His tactics are outdated and for now Martinez is decent in his job.
>>150852613I will watch your league.
>>150852613Isn't this like Fergie taking the liverpool job?
>>150855447no he's always been a Setúbal (read Benfica) fan. He just played for Porto because Benfica snubbed him
I now support BENFICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150852613isn't this a traition to Porto?
>>150856696we all do now.
>>150852613Interdasting
just in time to lose at the Dragão kek thanks benficuck this shitshow will be even more glorious than the JJ return>>150856733No. He just got a tribute in the last match and everyone knew this was a question of time until it happened. We always knew what he was and he never made any promises to Porto. I'll always be grateful to him for the best memories I have of my club plus he's washed, it's gonna be funny because I'm already seeing the typical benficuck delusions about winning everything including the champions league
>>150852613I'd be dying of laughter if this wasn't my club. Beyond embarrassing.
/tugão/ needed thisi'm emocionated
>>150852613>poorinho
>>150857477this was Rui Costa trying to save his ass. Keep Lage and if things go good he's a mastermind, if it doesn't bring Mourinho and save face. I'd be fucking livid if I was a benfiquista. When Anselmi got sacked I wanted to kill friends of mine for suggesting Mourinho and was relieved to see we got Farioli (epic bottle job in Ajax), that's how little I think of him and his football. This has Artur Jorge written all over it.
he was hot ngl
Kino, the manager
>>150852613this is the perfect fit for him
>Benfica eliminate Mourinho and Fenerbache in the Champions League qualifier >Benfica sack their manager and hire mourinho when he just beat mourinho easily over 2 games ????
>>150856733he was in Porto's stadium just this past week watching their game and got a tribute from the presidenteveryone always knew he was a Benfica fan, but he brought tons of success to Porto so they still like him anyway (and will)
>Mou coaching Benfica>Benfica facing Real and ChelseaWho writes this shit?
>>150857777The gods of football... Inshallah Mourinho (little moor) will help us rape Tondela et al with Sudakov and Lukebakio
>>150857762sounds like Chelsea fans(probably Inter fans too, although I don't actually know for sure)they'll always love him
>Mou asks Fenerbahce to buy Akturkoglu from Benfica>they refuse>Akturkoglu scores the goal that gets Fenerbahce eliminated from the ucl>this causes Mou to get fired>a day later Fenerbahce buys Akturkoglu>a week later Mou gets hired by BenficaWho writes this shit?
>>150858404
>>150857520That's exactly what it is. It's a desperate last ditch effort by Rui Costa to try to keep his place. And because we have the dumbest sócios on the world, all he needs is a few results and it'll probably work. I know what I'm about to say is a memeish stereotype we like to joke about but if he wins again I'll actually stop paying my quotas.>>150857696Perfect fit for another severance package, more like.
>>150857724They'd been looking for an excuse to sack Lage for a while now. Lage was already speaking like a manager who knows he's an interim at his job for a while now and that they were just waiting for him to slip a little to fire him, normally a coach would have to lose at least a few more matches than Lage did in order to get fired.Call me a schizo if you must but I fully believe that Mourinho and Benfica had been planning this move for a while. Lage was never fully considered as a long term coach for Benfica and Mourinho clearly treated Fenerbahçe as nothing more than a quick check to cash. Both parties were just waiting for both to have a bad streak so they'd have a plausible excuse to make their moves, in Benfica's case to fire Lage and in Mourinho's case to quit his job. I wouldn't even be surprised if some of Benfica's transfer market moves this summer were made with Mourinho's input, there were some statements made by both Mourinho and Lage that made me suspect that but maybe I'm getting a bit too schizo with that one, but can't nobody tell me that this whole thing wasn't being planned by Rui Costa as a big electorial move for a long time now.
Imagine being a Benfica associate and knowing your next annual fees are going straight to Mourinho's severance packagr lmao
>>150856733Porto fans don't mind someone going to Benfica if he doesn't end up being more successful than in Porto. That is why we don't hate Drulovic, Zahovic, Futre, Joao Manuel Pinto, those two Russians, Fernando Santos, Cesar Peixoto, Derlei, Otamendi and Feh-
>>150860166you forgot Artur Jorge. The other CL winning mouro. Imagine being a benfiquista and giving Porto CL's but being unable to do it for benficuck. Benficuck indeed
>>150860819Artur Jorge was not a Mouro. He was from Porto, supported Porto as a kid and played for Porto at the beginning of his career. Of course he played for Benfica, because in those days there just was not any competition.Still, it is true that Benfica irrationally hates one of their best strikers ever and Eusebio's best partner solely because he won an European Cup for Porto and got misblamed for Vietnam
>>150859735>Call me a schizo if you must but I fully believe that Mourinho and Benfica had been planning this move for a whileThere is literally nothing schizo about this, it's just being perceptive. Why do you think we signed Mário Branco?
>>150856733As a Porto fan, no I don't think of it as treason.He's not a Porto fan, and never pretended to be, he's a Setubal fan, and a professional at the end of the day.He gave me some of my fondest memories of my club that I don't think any of us here in Portugal will ever feel again (wining the CL) due to how football works nowadays.That being said, Benfica is kinda of a mess internally, and he's kinda washed, so it's only a matter of one or two years before he's sacked again.He'll probably get boo'ed at the Dragão while he represents Benfica, but people here will always remember his time at Porto at the end of the day.
>>150852613He fell off HARD
>>150861143>so it's only a matter of one or two years before he's sacked again.You misspelled months, Anon>He'll probably get boo'ed at the Dragão while he represents BenficaHe'll probably get acclaimed again
>>150861381>He'll probably get acclaimed againIt's very unpredictable how people will react to be honest.
If he wins the Champions League with Benfica will he go down as the all-time GOAT? To win the CL with Porto, Inter (who were shit by top Euro standards when he took over, nowhere near a contender to with the CL) and theoretically Benfica (would be an even bigger absurdity than Porto in 04)is surely much harder than to win multiple CLs with the big names like RM, Barca, Bayern, or the big oil money teams like PSG and Man City.
>>150862118He would but it'll never happen.
>>150862118ok zoomer
>>150862118He would, but there's no chance of this happening.
>>150852613Best fit for him to be honest. He gets to coach a team thats in the UCL and one where he could actually get the respect he deserves. This might be his last chance to get back into top level football. It's also an ideal position to get to meet young talents in case he wants to pursue the national team job in the future>>150862118Aint no way that's gonna happen. I'm rooting for him tho
>>150862118>Inter> (who were shit by top Euro standards when he took over, nowhere near a contender to with the CL)Zoomeroids should get the rope
>>150857542Every non obese young person is
Thank you Mourinho
>all these porqueiros itt talking about muh pastIronic ain't it
>>150862442It'll be a back four. Try again.
>>150862442>playing amorim's formation
>>150862851It shouldn't because: Dahl is midDedic is too unstableAraújo passes the ball better than both midfieldersSudakov and Schjeldrujp will be much more dangerous if we give them more space
>>150865963I take it you didn't watch the press conference.
>>150866994Of course I didn't but I do know he said something about não meter muito o dedo. Anyhow I'm talking how we could (if Mourinho was as smart as me) be playing in a couple of months
>>150862349cope
>>150862349haha y-yeah
>>150862118I don't even think prime Mou could pull it off.
Eu te amo... BENFICA!!!Ser Benfiquista, e ter na ALMA a chama imensa...
>>150852613Will him breaking the Long Nose Curse cement his status as the GOAT?
>>150856733>traitionim stealing this for copalib
>>150859930I would rather pay a lot more for a coach than playersPaying players more than the coach is a fucking mistake. This shit leads to modern babies do wtv they want, and when they dont want, who pays are the coach, the supporters and the club.>>150862442Mou already said he played with 3 cbs because he had like 7 in Fener and barely any attacking options.One thing with Mou is certain, he will look at the squad and play the best system for that squad and adapt to his ideas with time.Not like fucking Amorim that "waaaah i have convictions mom, i will do this this way and no one can waaah". Fucking modern coaches. Training in the Premier isnt this shit league of ours
Mourinho was just presented and the porks are already mindbroken. MASSIVE.
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>150871834at least an europe league would break the curse
>>150872088Thing is you’re overpaying. Mou is shit sadly because i’d like to see him take us to a world cup victory (literally the only big football trophy i haven’t celebrated plus i wanna rub it in the zucas face)>>150873412Where you getting that? I havent seen anyone seething. Nobody cares about him anymore but it Will be entertaining nonethelesa
>>150871834>>150874659>Long Nose Curseqrd???
Hope he endures till January so Real Madrid meets Mourinho again, sadly at Benfica stadium. Would have been nice at Bernabeu
>>150862118Inter was very stacked back then
>>150874779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rqVmmR05o&pp=ugMICgJlbhABGAHKBQ1iZW5maWNhIGN1cnNl
>>150857303>>150857762>>150860166>>150861143>>150861381>>150874774This is either full on coping from porquistas or you really just know nothing about your own club.
>>150875272>rate this translation
>>150875272freaky ass spent the entire press conference about sticking fingers and biting
>>150875289Será que o choco dele deita muita tinta
Rio Ave sure loves its Greeks
Do Greeks know what a corner is?
PATRIOT
How many fingers tonite?
>>150875223>denies reality because it doesn't validate his fantasiesNobody cares about Mou in big 2025. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but you're not getting a world class manager, if he still was he would have a job in clubs that employ: Kompany; Maresca and fucking Chivu just to name a few.He's gonna be insulted by the same guys that made him death threats before the 2004 CL final and he's gonna receive the same treatment Lage would because he's benficucks manager. That's literally it
my arsehole is ready
>>150885097
Then that means Matic will join Benfica in 2026. He always goes wherever Mourinho goes
Destruction of legacy in 3,2,1...
>>150892050No, no, they had a fallout
>>150891764>Porco thinking it has any soul and not just being the success case of a corrupt mastermind and his pitbulls
>>150892050Matic was a beast in Benfica. Bless his soul. Next season for xp points we're likely getting B. Silva. Maybe Lindelof
>>150892549His legacy has been in the mud for years.
>>150892688>Matic, Bernardo silva and Lindelof>in 2026This is no longer Vietnam, this is Khmer Rouge
totenhã legend
First XI: Trubin, Dedic, António Silva, Otamendi, Dahl, Enzo, Rios, Aursnes, Sudakov, Ivanovic, Pavlidis
Finally he may find his level.
>>150893074He'd have to drop all the way to the Bulgarian league for that.
>>150893020I barely accompany football these days, but I never took Mourinho for a double striker guy.
>>150893952The absolute state of /sp/
>>150893952It's his first game with 2 or 3 days of training, it's not his XI nor tactics.I say this and I'm not even a Benficuck.
>>150894075Yeah I figured out it was embarassing after hitting post. Oh well shame on me.
>Vieira making sure everyone knows he is in the stadiumthis guy...
>>150894653He's there to steal the wheels of the AVS bus.
Viniciusbros... we got bummed by the Azoreans
>>150892877Some (soulless) clubs have players leaving on a free agent, others (soulful) have players returning as a tribute to their former home
Reminder that Tomané used to post on ptchan
>>150895990Yeah, soulful... LET'S BRING FEHER AND CHALANA BACK TOO WHILE WE'RE AT IT, SHALL WE!? Fucking retarded pieces of shit thinking we're back in 2015. This is why Vieira and Rui Costa win things
>>150896059Is this true? I always loved the lad
RAPE STARTING
>>150896173Why on earth wouldn't you want B. Silva back at Benfica, jesus christ. Even having Gonçalo Guedes and Renato Sanches in the condition they came was surely good to the locker room. Di Maria may have a difficult personality but he's one of the best players of his generation. Félix would've raped our league
>>150896535>Renato Sanches in the condition they came was surely good to the locker roomYes, did fucking wonders last time...Go fuck yourself and vote Vieira. Maybe 2015 will come back if you do.
>>150896535>i'd rather have my team be happy and have good locker room than winning trophies
>>150896752Not at all. My point is that it's easier to win trophies if your team is happy (and has some references of the identity of the club)
>mfw I'm trying to see if that was a pen
>>150897238Age?
Mourinho masterclass, my GOAT coach
>>150897989
>>150897989>>150898014SOVL
>>150897328
How well did Benfica and Mou do today?
>>150898169You will have to watch our league
Hope things work out for Mourinho desu
>this press conferenceJesus christ. I am so used to boring talking. What a change
