prev >>150838807
>>150854087Kelvin fraud checks this dude
Wow this thread is already very boring
why do heemers stan bums like nickel and gane?
>>150854073Ronda was so hot bros I wish Schaub saved her and taught her how to strike
ronda was a pokemon forum moderator when she was a kid
el cucuy strikes again
dogshit thread
>>150854119u should thank God u werent here for the boston salmon period
here's her profile
>>150854217>her
Ilia vs crawford super fight is being finalized per Ariel Helwani
>>150854201oh I rememberthat one is easy to explain though he had a funny name
>>150854271please let this happen
not big on this rise of fascism thing desuwhat will i do when they take my porn?
>>150854080Damn they're giving him a sink or swim match. No more amateur bums, bo... It's either win this or back to RAF on FOX, where the only people who will ever know your name are 60+ yr old grandmas and grandpas who pay for a fox app subscription
>>150854303laugh because comedy is legal again
>>150854303Dumbass you dun goofed enjoy federal prison
>>150854303enjoy ufc white house
>>150854303>he didn't pre-emptively hoard terabytes of all types of media on a local file server before the digital iron curtain came crashing downKWABall you normgroid mongrels had to do was listen to the autists and schizos, we've been warning you for decades at this point. don't call it a grave, it's the future you asked for
>>150854080Bo gonna get fraud checked again
I'm watching a movie on Pluto and they just showed a commercial for The Fighter and The Kid.
>>150854271>>150854287I feel like this stupid shit might be real and could have been planned by Dana and Turki from the start. Maybe for a zuffa boxing kickoff or something. It seemed uncharacteristic of Crawford to throw the first stone like he did on Nelk Boys before the Canelo fight. It seemed strange.
MMA Downtrodden
>>150854419looking good donald!
>>150854119Ciryl Gane is literally fighting for the World Heavyweight title next, aka the title of Baddest Man on the Planet. Dumb cazzie.
>>150854322>>150854426rodolfo fights in slow motion if bo can’t win this he should genuinely and unironically go focus on wrestling and try to be an olympian
the /heem/ consensus is that bonner won
This will sound extreme to some, and even "un-American" to others. But I think we seriously need to start calling for bans against any and all sports which didn't honour the memory of Charlie Kirk this past weekend.The UFC did. The UFC can stay.But did pillowfist? I seriously hope so.Did handegg? Did football?Get rid of these sissy sports.
>>150854548Man look at those hairy chests. That's what I want. Real men. Grrrrrr!
>>150854303They already banned porn in the UK. My dick has since gotten bigger, I have been on 10 trillion dates, and I grew 5 inches.Just kidding. They didn't ban bestjavporn.com, so my porn habits were completely unaffected.
>>150854519He's a good mid level journeyman. Decent chin, good submissions. Hasn't been heemed and I don't see bo submitting him. It's a tough win for bo if he does win, as Rodolfo's striking and head movement looked improved vs Gore. I could see this going like Rodolfo vs Petroski. Shit fight but one will edge out a decision.
AARON FUCKING PICO
>>150854614bodied that freak
>>150854548Nah, he won the round he got cut. It was one punch and it didn't drop him or wobble him or anything. Plus Griffin clearly won the rematch and Bonnar was popped.
Jon Jones turned down 30m to avoid doing the world a solid even though it was to his benefit. Study this nigga
>>150854684Wait now that I think of it he heemed everyone even himself.. respect!
>>150854684he would lose and all talk of his legacy would revolve around steroid usage
Yall don't even know where I'm from b
>>150854691Then how come he's down to fight at the Whitehouse vs presumably Tom assuming he wins?
/heem/ has fallen.
Daner dodged the Disney plus bullet since they fired Jimmy Kimmel and will be boycottedHow does he do it bros
Dong Hyun Kimmel
>>150854080Meme ass UFC 1 type matchup. 50% chance it's a decently fun grappling match and 50% chance it's the worst striking you ever saw.
Jon Jones knows he damaged his legacy by even giving bums like Smiff or OSP the time of day. Seeing how much of a bum Aspinall was, he knew it was for the best he doesn't taint his resume with such a low quality win.
>>150854496The MMA Giants who live in their mansions using The fighters by oppressing them. They stand no chance to break free or disrupt the system as they are all cogs in the machine that keeps them oppressed in the very same organization they fight in. Those who try to break free from the system are punished and ostracized to keep the others in check. No freedom for those who fight for a living.
gane is eyeing the nosethe wonk is imminent
Chatri bros... they're onto us... It's all coming down...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMW1uPHHxVg
>>150854924Many such cases
Ankalaev vs Putin predictions?
I feel that I've won the thread.
rizin in 2 weeks. yea we're watching that crap.
It's been
>successfully distracts from his court case and the rumors that he paid off homeless people to lie for him in court with a faux political campaign I'm thinking based
>>150854967It's over
one week since she looked at me
OSP vs GSP
OPS vs GPS
GSP could find weapons on his own
Goat of sp
Favourite remedies for insomnia?
>>150855152Become physically exhausted by the end of the day.
>>150855152Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
>>150855152Did you try lying on your bed yknow having your eyes closed and just relaxing
Would you /heem/?
Heem or be heemed
>>150855152Just stay up all night.
So Gordon Ryan is a cuckold?
>>150855282to put it lightly
>>150855188bogged the fuck out of herself, goddamn
>>150855188Not with that mouth piece in. She's bogged and unsettling but yes, I'm afraid I would.
>>150855282Getting your literal lil bro fuck your wife, and watching, seems to be levels worse than cuckoldry.
BREAKING: gsp has been heemed
>>150855284>>150855330And how do we feel about that?
GPS had a fight with Captain America. Levels.
>>150855342the cuckoldry is just one piece of the puzzlehis obvious fake-oneness, the fact that he's a pure grappler and has no demonstrated ability to heem, and his gay little ackchually voice are all damning points against him
Who is this Ryan Gordon even?
>>150855342It's odious at best... Criminal and morally repugnant at worst.
>>150854583Eating that many dates can't be good hehe think of the sugar content :)
There’s nothing wrong with being a cuck
>>150855451just how fucking bad is kevin holland
>>150855462Some would say the baddest
Gooby is the same age as Crawford. Imagine if he hadn't fucked everything up
>>150855615As long as Dana is okay there's nothing to worry about
>>150855615Yeah MMA......
>>150855615Literally who??
heem dead?
The thing people don't realise if if Smith etc really pushed and got reckless Jone's wouldn't don't some nasty shit and got them out of there, he wouldn't had to. Everyone's trying so hard to say he wasn't that good.JONNY IS A DANGEROUS MAN, DONT DISRESPECT HIM AND NEVER FORGET
Now your just trying to fuck with me Seriously, whats the issue? Has this happened for anyone in the past? Its not breaking the site but if this is a new thing i am slightly worried that this could just be the beginning of either some bigger coding malfunction on the new owners end, or the servers are getting fucked and 4chan will crash again
>>150855788calm down bj penn
Aaron "coding malfunction" pico
>>150854567Talking about Charlie kike ?
>>150854567Talking about charlie kike
>>150855152merab fight
*From Auuuustiiiin,Texas: Brendan Schaub Live!*Heard of Charlie Kurt, b? Beast of a guy, never meddum. Tragic. Now that Taylor Robertson guy... Tawlmbout a straight shooter, huh?
>Countries with current UFC ranked fighters
volk pre-wonked islam's nose a little and JDM, the premier expert on wonk noses, is going to full wonk him back to mecca
>>150855991Abus got bounced from the rankings :(
>>150855991I made a mistake with Argentina
>>150856057and china
>>150855991Hermansson is still ranked
Nvm
>>150856221Song YadongPetr Yan
>>150855615
it's crazy how shit the ufc roster is if you think about it
Boxing needs Ilia to save their sport lmao
How many fights have Jimmy Kimmel or Charlie Kirk won?
>>150856357Yeah was pondering this yesterday as I was rowing a two piece for reps how easy it would be for me to beat the shit out of anyone who wrongs me I get exactly what you're saying
>>150856360Who is ill?
>>150856365My thoughts on this matter is "it's sad" Next question
>>150855991dominican republic has a ranked fighter
>>150855991Do the countries with 2 current ufc champs
Updated map
>>150856400i forgot to mention that you should also add dominican republic
The UFC is essentially turned into the Ilia heeming show
>>150856400still wrong
>>150856414>>150856387Who ?
>>150856391
>>150856425waldo cortes-acosta
>>150856440Australia has no fighters, fix that
>>150856448I tought he was brazilianAcosta sound more portuguese than spanish to me
Nobody knows Ankalaev is the champion.
>>150856453Why ank doesnt represent dagestan and JDM is barely italian, he has a sardinian grandfather and the rest is just anglo/british
>>150856440bruh
>>150856453Where are all the Americans?
>>150856469You do
>>150856420For 2 minutes a year maybe
Haplogroups of UFC Champs>PantojaR>MerabG>Volkanovski E>TopuriaG>JDMI>ChimaevJ>AnkalaevJ >AspinallR
>>150856476He is nobody
>>150856471It's cultural, Australians don't consider anyone not anglo to be a ''wog'', it's like foreigner in their lingo by that assessment Australia has zero fighters since there are no Australian fighters from Anglo background (they are pussies who can't fight)
>>150856453this image is very outdated, fix that
>>150856473Prove me wrong then>>150856440>>150856391You mean countries that has multiple ufc champs or current countries that have Multiple Champs ?I think only Goergia, Australia and Russia (if you count chimaev as russian) have this
>>150856495americans are descended mostly from anglos/british islanders you know ?
>>150856507Khamzat lived in Russia much more than ilia lived in Georgia (never)
>>150856507Let's look at Volk's custom shorts, it has no artwork of asstralia but it has the Macedonian flag and Greek patterns all over it as well as ancient greek symbols, Volk considers himself a macedonian first and foremost.His nickname?? ''the great'', it's fair to give credit where credit is due and Macedonia earned it.
>>150856518No they aren't you retarded obnoxious bitch
>>150856518well, that used to be true. now it's africans
>>150856540Do you ever leave here mate
>>150854073Kimmel Cuckitini
>>150856541Its literally that you subhuman cuckGerman ancestry in americans is overblown and mostly self reported
>>150856460nah he dominican b
They should abandon flags altogether and list champs by haplogroup
I think i finally got them all>>150856609Well it would have been weird to see Volkanovski and Ngannou/Izzy regrouped together
>>150856619STILL wrong
>>150856540That is the flag of FYROMIA, a group of ethnic Bulgarians living on the fringes of Greece who were brainwashed by a small cult a hundred years ago into thinking they are descended from the Greeks.
>>150856619Fixed your map, disappointed in you frangeria, thought you knew better
Countries that have had atleast one ufc champ No females, No interims
>>150856643I heard the same thing about a group of Mongolians who were tricked into thinking they were nordic
>>150856643They are genetically greek thoThey both have haplogroup E in majorityIf they where slavs, they would have R1A or I (some subclade of I is slavic)
>>150856672Finns are scandinavian-siberian mutts speaking a finno ugric languageTheir major haplogroup (N) is of siberian origin
>>150856609all wogs, i fear
>>150856700Champs with wog haplogroups are Chimaev (J)Ankalaev (J)Volkanovski (E)Topuria (G)Merab (G)I dont know if I is really wog
God damn I miss that oliveira title run
>>150856742you missed it bapa? just watch a replay
>>150856752Nothing compares to seeing it live in the moment
>>150856766brother thats true but if you never seen it before its better than nothing respectfully, b.s.
>>150856778I saw all of it live brotha
>>150856490Haplogroups of people who give a fuck:
>>150856588Over a third of Americans minimum aren't even white you retarded bitch, everything is self-reported subhuman ape
Acelogroup
Why didn't Captain Kirk simply use the Philly Shell to deflect the shot?
>>150856837Real ones just tank shit
>>150856802Also noNot everything is self reportedOtherwise everybody would put the haplogroups they want
normal people don't know what haplogroups are
Ilia will do bigger boxing numbers than prime Mike Tyson
Alexander The Great
>>150856956im normal and i know what haplogroups arethere are y-dna haplogroups and mt-dna haplogroups
>>150856976E haplogroup King im afraid>>150856956Its your paternal ancestor/marker
>>150857001Exactly and only males can carry Y haplogroupsFemales can only carry MTDNA
Kayla “y haplogroup” Harrison
hablogroups are racist because they imply we are not all the same in the inside
>>150857015no, mothers are the ones who pass on mt-dna to their children but every one has mitochondria
>>150857076Both males and females carry MTDNA but only males carry YDNA
But what about Acegroups?
Tony
I've got something to say
>>150857124He hit him with a good shot but Tony has kids of his own, his own bloodline and chandler adopted blacks to entertain his blacked fetish.
>>150856742That was 4 and a half years ago
If you think about it, everyone who has fought a wrestler has come really close to that wrestlers cock and in most cases even had it grinding up on them
>>150857160>when a fighter dies and all his haydurs come crawling out the woodwork to pretend he was their boy and delete all their mean tweets about himi hate fake ones so much bros
>>150857289Zatdaddy cockslapped du piggy I fear
>>150857289Talmbout ilia vs Jai b?? peach of a bout innit
>>150856946All population statistics are self reported you blithering retard
>>150857289If you think about it, the difference between you and me is that I don't think about it.
>>150857324Topiggy loves sucking and ducking sadly
>>150855615Looking forward to the antifa heems
>>150857349It is what it is man, what can you do when a high kick pops out of nowhere
Good morning sirs!
Khamzat declares his loyalty to Georgia, how many countries does that make him a representative of now?>Chechnya/Russia>Sweden>The UAE>Georgia
I was just thinking what would be if we cared.
>>150857367You have sex with men.
Swears he isn't spammy btw
>>150857384Zatdaddy has been declared king of Georgia. Chastity cages are now mandatory for all piggies.
>>150857402Spammysneed swears xhe doesn’t endlessly squirt steatorrhea into xer dirt diaper panties
>>150857465>>150857473You NEED to kill yourself!
Oh shit i feel a huge Bo Nickal coming out of my Jon Jones, i need to go take a big Oliveira.
>>150857494We don’t leave our monitors off while signing posts with a pair of soiled DDPs here
>>150857505Your kind always makes things sexual, what's wrong with you lot
>>150857516Who do you think you're talking to right now?
>>150857546Xadame Xneed AKA dirty diaper Tyla AKA doggy dickdown drew AKA princess armpiggy of Pensacola AKA the steatorrhea soiled skateboarder
>>150857564Yeah that's not me, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>150857589Fraid it is sadly
>>150857605Okay schizo.
Heeminder that Raja Jackson still has not been brought to justice
>>150857711MMA Joey already addressed this.
JDBJ Penn
Watching Canelo vs Crawford made me realize how much bigger racial dynamics are in boxing than MMA. I'm glad that it's more toned down in MMA. Boxing fans using it for a proxy race war was extremely cringe.
>>150857718Another one of your imaginary friends?
>>150857743Just another fat bearded retard who sits in a room talking about the UFC
>>150856540Volk is from Bitola, guy's Bulgarian lmao
>>150857749monitor
I hate waking up early and being on heem with the europosters. Pure slop.
>>150857620Your father raped you and you moan his name when beagles bust in ya bacon steatorrheaussy.
>>150857756im actually to low-t to grow a beard
I'd like to thank Carlos Prates for popularizing the spinning back elbow.
>>150857743You fell for the work sadly
>>150857761All the smart euros moved to the Americas 100+ years ago
>>150857767Wow, that's quite a confession I'm really sorry you had that happen to you.
*ruins poofc*
Please stop tormenting Sneed's sad lonely tranny life.
>>150857862Raped by his daddy Kadyrov sadly.
Khamzat raped me to death
>>150857868Xer name is dirty diaper Tyla
>>150857820I'm not...
Has anybody in this thread ever been molested? I haven't, thank god, but I pity those who were.
>>150857914yeah i got jumped by 5 girls once it was awful
Xadame Armpiggy AKA Raped AGPiggy really finna be tryna hide from xer SpamdaddiesKEK
Stay respectful.
TS Ms. Dirty Diaper Drew The Pensacola Pug Pesterer
>>150857955>>150857927Factual posts I fear
TS Xadame Dirty Diaper Tyla The Pensacola Pitbull Penis Prepper & Pumper I fear.
>150857955
>>150857971Please stop posting what you do to Dalmatian dicks.
Nobody gets him revved like Sneedy b, nobody
TS Miss Armpiggy Drew Tyla Thompson The Pensacola Poodle Poo & Pozz Puffer I'm afraid.
Shouldn't you guys be posting on discord about your love of cum and anus?
TS sneed the steatorrhea soiled schnauzer suckler is revved and raped sadly
Po po po lonely lil' AGPiggy aka TS Xadame Xneed The Pensacola Rotweiler Penis Wrangler sadly.
>>150858016Cuman Danus could be the name for like a progrock band
Does anyone else think Alex Pereira’s “hands of stone” tattoo looks like a Type 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart? It’s all I see when I look at it. One of the worst tattoos ever
Talmbout UFC 322. Talmbout Bo. Talmbout trugg walgs.
>>150858035TS Ms. Drew only drops 6's and 7's I fear.
Sneed mind broke spammy yeeeaaaars ago and he's been impotently seething ever since.
Sneed mind broke Spammy when she met that black transsexual off of Grindr and fellated xer penis.
>>150858087Everything is always about gay sex with you huh spams?
>>150858087>Spammy: It should have been me!
We talked about this in the Tomcord.
>>150858112We all suck black transsexual penis in the Tomalacord
>>150858120Jonalacord*
>>150858093You literally have sex with men and solicit teenage boys for sex off Grindr.
>>150858093Are you saying that the sex you have with transsexuals should be considered gay sex?
>>150858112My only hope for Tom/Gane is for a first round finish. Either solidify Jon as the GOAT or confirm him as a ducking bitch.
Xadame sincerely tries to hide from 4chan bullying and to pretend xhe doesn't spend 99% of xer waking life on here.
>>150858157You can't bully anybody you sad little man.
>>150858138>"he should have been wearing a thai-steel-cup, right Joe?"
Bullying has to be targeted. You don't even know if Sneed is here. Perhaps I am Sneed. You simply cannot know.
>>150858174This is what ya dead daddy said before spanking and spunkin’ ya DDPs
Homie I love myself and my life.
>>150858212How did you get to this point?
>>150858174You're a victim of your father's rape and your 4chan daddies bullying :(And steatorrheaAnd autogynephiliaAnd suicidal ideation + depression And drug addiction And OCD causing you to pick at ya necrosin' steatorrhea scabs
.
UFC Ankalaev vs Pereira 2
Heem meHeem me my friendHeem meHeem me again
>>150857799that guy is jewish
>>150858346Is that a bad thing?
>>150858346Jewdaddies have far higher IQs than oink piglets. It’s why we run this shit
Im sadly afraid I fear
>>150858389Bugs crawling under your skin again?
>>150858413Spammy tranny!
>>150858455We don’t sign our posts with a full pair of DDPs
Are you hopeful or discouraged towards the future of mma?
>>150858489Madames Moldy Anus?
>>150858455Everything is always about gay sex with you huh Miss Drew?
>>150858522Mixed Martial Arts
>>150858574We don't have DDP's full of cockerspaniel cum to imitate you.
>>150858574This is why Xadame Tyla started imitating xer mother and sucked a BBC for meth
>>150858574Is this why you've been posting so many of my old posts lately?
Lmao that one revved him.
They want to be Finland so bad.
>>150858628Rottweiler rape revved ya rotten gape sadly
>>150858649I'm sorry that happened to you, sounds awful
>>150858628Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.
I’m questioning your love of mma. Do you love this sport and want it to thrive? I’m thinking your priorities lie elsewhere.
>>150858669Damn you got absolutely BTFO playa!
>>150858574I thought the most sincere form of flattery was saying nice words?
>>150858669>You don't spend every moment of your day siting inside on 4chan trolling for negative attention.Miss Drew needs to take her own advice I fear.
>>150858681Afraid not. Nice words aren't always true, and they can belay insincere intent.
Terrible news, fight stans. The big co-main we've all be looking forward to has been cancelled. How will they replace the star power of Junior Tafa, and Ibo Aslan?
>>150858661You literally admitted to being raped by your father, having sex with teenage boys, and "experimenting" with dogs. You admitted this all while gooning to tranny sissy hypno and begging for "Spammy" at approximately 3AM EST.
>>150858737we Ivan Erslan co-main now
>>150858574hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>150858745Proof?
>>150858745Xhe isn't even denying it.
>>150858754Three wins in their last ten fights combined. $370 Aussie dollary doos to see these beasts.
Can’t we just get along?
Sneed posting about her AGP (autogynephilia) completely unprompted and entirely of her own volition is how I learned about the disorder, if it hadn't have been for that, I likely would have never heard of it.
>>150858745You forgot evading a permaban for posting “Carlos Prates”
Nigger
>>150859024
>>150858574Is that why yuo imitate nigga dog penis rape your father raped yur bussy niggas?
>>150859024Careful what you say. Words can heem.
>>150859024thats irregar
>>150859046I don't speak Pig Latin
>>150859041Stop posting.
/heem/ is full of lames
>>150859024What the FREAK??!
It's a no-UFC weekend
>No UFC this week >But ONE Championship tomorrow :)
>>150859279You’re subhuman if you enjoy ONE
>Raja beats up my buddy Syko Stu>man that sucks>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD!?>jogger kills princess Iryna on the subway>man that sucks>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?>tranny-lover kills Kirk in front of his daughter>man that sucks>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?>Crawford beats up my homie Canelo>man that sucks> YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?>no UFC this weekend>now i am become an hero, heemer of self
>>150859299You have sex with men.
No UFC weekend, aka I actually get some sleep weekend.
>>150859321Why do you save videos of children?
>>150859326Truth hurts
>>150859299Pull up then.
>>150859342He is a pedo weeb i guess
>>150859342I get it, I get it. You're the biggest anti-paedo in the thread. Well done. You're safe in case any feds are watching. Buy yourself a cookie.
>>150859393PEDOOOOOOPEDOOOOOOPEDOOOOOO
You're attacking my family!*curls up into the fetal position*
Agony Smiff
>I get it, I get it. You're the biggest anti-paedo in the thread. Well done. You're safe in case any feds are watching. Buy yourself a cookie.
Pretty big words considering their boxing event this past weekend had pretty big complaints against it.An absolutely siht opening fight.Way too much filler between fights - despite all fights going the distance.And a lameish comain.
Aaron "Lameish" Pico
>>150859342>k-1 weeb was a pedo all alongnot surprised desu
>>150859483>>150859488Britain is collapsing.The onefc is fucked.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758220326193583.mp4
Why do some of you boys call the other boys Pigs? It's quite strange, this is a strange place
Especially the blue cross boy
The UFC ring girls were doing boxing for the Canelo/Crawford fight. Theyh should be moved to boxing permanently, and UFC can get new ring girls.Preferably we need Asian girls who weigh no more than 40kg.
>>150859551You are a child molester
>Alessandro Costa's toe worked on by doctor after his loss to Alden Coria
>Costa’s big toe was caught in the cage and ripped open in round two. It's time to admit that the cage sucks. And having rounds sucks.
Englishmen love ducking Yoel almost as much as they love being carried out of UFC events on stretchers. English"men".
>>150859551>>150859588>>150859603pedoooooooopedoooooooopedoooooooo
>>150857955>>150859041Hey. Keep it halal. I'll ban you from the brazzacord if it continues. No more warnings I know who you are in the cord.
COLBEARS A PIECE OF SHITKIMMELS A PIECE UH SHIT
Ian Machado Garry will be Champion.
>hmm..soon.
>>150859718Only Jewdaddies are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want under Dirty Diaper Donald's watch.
>>150859642Khabitch sold his soul for a halal meal
37 days until Gane fights.
>>150859872bappa all doo hespect but you've clearly been successfully psyoped these aren't ironic posts you're a degenerate little golem
>>150859872>imitating pakibong's speech patterns
switched to wooden cotton qtips and got a big ole dark brown earwax out of my ears, the plastic ones weren't doing jack shit but pushing it further into my ear lmao now i don't have ear ringing and head dizziness when standing up
Tom Aspenladd could never
>>150859998Happy for you
>>150859925We don't speak clozapig latin here.
>>150860001Tom is a Manchester chav I guarantee you he could drink that gay negro under the table
>>150860001Sexy Jondaddy.
>>150860032We know xhe likes inviting Black Daddies back for drinks after they blow out xer bacon bussy.
>>150859994That's my British VPN.
>>150860058I have no idea who thinks it's a good idea to make tables out of glass. Terrible idea. But then, the same could be said of drinking glasses, which, if you ask me, should all be ceramic or wood or metal.
Is Schaub dying?
>>150860110He's evading the Russian mob
got my trugg built exclusively and singlehandedly by Schaub
Schaub named his Tiger and his whiskey Tiger Thicc, implying that his son is thicc
>>150859523Why you gotta (you) random people and make zero response to what they're saying, then post your random shit. It's not very comfy. You could at least respond with a few words and then post your usual slop..
What did they mean by this
>>150860243>Grok make a thumbnail style image of me, standing in front of a hummer with super masslin facial feagurs.
>why dont you walk me to my truck and give me a quick little blow j inside ;)you're response?
>>150860032Book it Dana
>>150860343>blow j Based Earl Hebner reference
>>150860315Cows are great. I support this.
>>150860343Probably stutter like a retard and fuck it up
>>150854303That's the shit you're worried about? they'll throw you in jail for being antifa if you talk smack about Israel now. That's what it was really about. Never forget Zion Don is a golem.
>>150854303>jimmy Kimmel gets fired for spreading misinformation>somehow this is fascism
>americans need a loicense to speak their mindkek canada is the last bastion of not being gay
>>150860560Can you send my regarfs to Mr joe rogan. Thanks
>>150859064It's engrish.wgmxv
ONE championship, please die faster, and release your fighters from contract hell.
>>150859342Why don't you?
>>150860652You don't need a license. You just need this. *taps chest* Heart. You need heart.
>>150860652this is true, I laughed at Charlie Kirk getting his head exploded and I was banned from watching Gringo Papi for as long as I live
>>150860110it's a well known quote that > the father's unfollowed dreams and failures are their childrens' biggest regretsthese poor kids man. this is going to be absolutely brutal for them.
>>150860823I would be proud and grateful to have brendan schaub as my father
>>150860823I love how he's boasting about the sacrifice of spending time at home with his family. Schaub is a beast
>>150860909>gets ejected for loving his son too much I wish my dad was like this
>>150854080Why is Bo's body so söy?
>>150854303ive been relying on a streaming service all this time but this is my wake up call to start data hoarding again
>>150860058Ummm, the real spamdaddy's not gonna like you saying this about Tom. Tom has a strong alliance with the brazzas... Might want to delete?
>>150861504Because he's not fighting at his optimal weight class. He showed his gut on his podcast before and said he eats a lot and gets fat out of camp. He should be fighting at 170 but he doesn't have the discipline to stay small out of camp and then cut to welterweight.
Focus. Lock the fuck back in, Anon! You gotta do what you fucking came here for to do. Know what I’m saying? YOU GOTTA BE YOU ANON! Aggression. The power. 5 Minutes. Do what we did. What we did. Who we are.
>mocked him for Canelo hands>turns out Canelo is so washed that it's not that far from reality anymore>mocked him for saying Chicago is his city to DDP>turns out it's literal Chiraq out there and everyone was booing DDPI think we all owe Belal an apology.
Poor tomala
>>150861924>turns out it's literal Chiraq out there and everyone was booing DDPOnly the conference with free attendance. The actual fight crowd was booing khamzat and cheering when they got stood up or when Poo Feces got on top at the end.
If burns can drop Khumshart, imagine what Imavov's gonna do to him... Chills...
>>150862090People generally boo when the fight is boring. It was loud as fuck when Khamzat walked out
Me gusta sexo si si
Chills
Ayyy carramba me gusta las latinas com grande bunda
>>150862182biggest fall off for a main event ever
>>150862119he's the gastelum of this decade
>>150862222Makhachev vs moicano
>>150862038kek
The best boxer in the UFC would be a ham and egger in boxing
>>150862038>>150862280I want to like Asspeenall but he gives me small dick incel vibes
>>150862295why u concerned about dick size
>>150862295Extremely homosexual
Kevin Lee bros...
>>150862241Gastelum was a career journeyman, cazzie. Won his first 4 fights at welterweight but that's his highest winstreak in the ufc. After that it has been win loss win win loss win loss loss etc. Not to mention jizzy...
>>150862280I didn't even think of that possibility. What if Jones actually travels to Abu Dhabi to watch the fight live? That would 100% fuck up Tom's game, just the nerves alone.
>>150862368PFL is about the fighters. Donn Davis will foot the bill... r-right Donnie?
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__hTvg5Z1g
>>150862038this could make a good renaissance painting
these gay niggas fight too safe time to cut them
>>150854217>fat self hating bitchshe really carried that on throughout her life
Don't let the walls cave-in on youYou get what you give that much is true
>>150860243this doesnt look like a white guy
>>150862038tommybros...
KWAB
Yeah nigga
>>150862934Hell yeah, now this is what I'm fucking talking about!
>>150862934If the rumors are true that Imavov was asked if he would step in as the replacement... RDR is 100% getting the shot if he wins>But imavov deserves-Sorry, doesn't matter. RDR's activity and being a former double champ will propel him to the front. Imavov will be allowed to sit out with a guarantee to fight the winner, but not stepping up, no matter how le unfair, will always come with consequences. Sad as it is. It's the truth.
>>150862934This could've been another based Vettori chin test... ):
>>150863044They won't guarantee Imavov anything. Maybe he has luck because MMA seems to grow in France but he's a Belal/Leon type of contender that will only get his shot if they run out of main events for numbered cards
>>150863044Where did you hear they asked imavov to be the replacement
>>150863139Dana
>>150863144you have his number? I want to send him hole pics
>>150862934Looks like a Schumaker Batman poster
>>150863161Kill yourself faggot!
>>150863305>>150863329You literally have autogynephilia, a sexual fetish in which the individual becomes aroused by the thought of themselves as the opposite gender.
>>150863139Same guy who, before it was announced, had the inside scoop that both Hernandez was out and paulo was offered it but would only accept if it was 3 rounds, which paulo even confirmed was true himself...
>>150863346Sorry "mate" but that's equally just as bad as wanting to fuck masculine straight guys, like you informed us Khamzat likes to do.
>>150862934I will not watch this crap
Seethe as you will, but back of the head will be there for Gane.
>>150863422I forgot how much he likes to cheat
>>150863471Gane is so based. luv him
>>150863346You are literally a transgender pakistani male
>>150863471kek what a foul machine
>>150863471Proud of his assimilation
>>150863471Nah, gane hit the ear of RDS. You need to learn the rules. Touching the ear makes it 100% legal. You can even hit behind the ear, this has been the case in boxing since the beginning. RDS is a serial back of the head puncher himself, as well. But back of the head shots in a finishing sequence constitute as the opponent not being able to defend themself at all times. That said, Tom WILL get the back of his head battered and there's nothing you can do about it.
who the heck is RDS
raphie dos sangyos?
>>150863691WTF After all that crying Dos Santos is the one who hit Gane in the back of the head KEK. That's clearly smashing his ear into his neck.
Reinier de Santos
keep talkin shit, everybody pays taxesill c u in valhalla bitch
Me planning my next (You)-farming pol relevant shitposts
does Usmans old ass have a fight lined up?
every attempt in this sport to start optimizing and get away from "walk forward with overhand right and teeps" and go to something actually strategic and high level is instantly shit on by australian and new jersey retards, which results in insane rule changes. now it's a manosphere marketing tool. i don't think there's any reason to keep up with UFC anymore. shame all the other MMA promotions are even more retarded. guess I'm just done watching MMA!
>>150864110
Where is the new episode of Good Guy/Bad Guy?
>>150864110BYE RETARD! Ya mad bitch.
*Clap clap*AGP!*Clap clap*AGP!
I'm not gonna clap I'll just nod in approval
Lmao that one revved her.
>>150865196Turn on your monitor faggot!
oof bodied that foo
clapping is for faggots and seals, and I don't see any seals here
>answers to "her"
Imitation.Flattery.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149583857/#149586327
Can any of you clap with one hand?
>>150865460i'd call it more of an audible hand flailing, but yeah
Dirty Diaper Tyla can't make it clap because xer necrosin' steatorrheaussy sticks to the pitbull penis.
Clap Chandler
clap my balls on yer head
Spammy invented clapping.
Da howlies cloned my family
>>150865329>forgot to use xerYoure slipping spams. Downfall imminent?
>>150855152heem urself
ufc fight night my dick is the main event
>>150865732Miss Drew is a real woman.
>>150859603unironically think till takes it desu
they used to call us latch kids. we would just latch onto different hobbies and shit
Imagine if Umar loses to Mario and Islam loses to JDM. We will have witnessed team Nurmagomedov's downfall. If Khamzat and Magomed lose on top of that, we will be in the end of the brazza era. The Brazza Extinction...Sad days, indeed...
>Drew >Tyler >ErinId heemed all these bums effortlessly
>>150865898Imagine if ya dead daddy didn't rape you.
Has anybody here ever had their dad pass away? Mine is still alive thank god, but I can imagine it would be awful.
A long time ago I was I was outside of city bikes trying out my my bike making sure it was all dialed in right because I was about to go do a triathlon. So I was like kind of in the road like but it wasn't anywhere in traffic it was like in residential so it's like 'okay you know you don't need to honk at people' and so this dude's like honking at me all crazy like talking shit you know like yeah. And then I got into a fight with him.
>>150865898Khabib might intentionally coach Islam,Umar and the other Usman into failure. Look into it.>>150865966Why do you want to heem Erin Blanchfield?
>>150865978Sneed is that way little guy.
>>150866077fuck that guy. did you get your phone back?
>>150866098don't (you) me you filthy freak.
what's the hardest rick ross song im bout to walk thru a ghetto in chiraq
Noticed this week that ONE has dropped official rankings for three MMA weight classes: men's flyweight, bantamweight, and women's strawweight. That leaves two ranked divisions: men's strawweight and featherweight.wierd move I figured with UFC out of the mma ppv game ONE would be able to capture some of that market.
>>150866191hustlin' or diced pineapples
>>150866195Kill yourself!
>>150866191BMF. Why not Kanye?
>>150866191Purple Lamborghini
>>150866244>>150866244>>150866244
>>150866191believe ithttps://youtu.be/7nsV2bQ520Yspeedin for the post murder blisshttps://youtu.be/F7AEZoOyjxM
>>150866195There's not enough of a roster. Even when DJ was fighting with them there were only 5 or 6 guys in the bantamweight mma division. No one wants to pay for a ppv with shit fights with people they dont' know at weird bang cock hours too. Also Amazon is exiting their ONE deal by the end of the year.
