Dan marches on >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>150817071
All hail Chairman Maonishiki
Yokozuna is the lead horse with a huge pack of 11 chasers a length back at 4-1, will Ryuden's talent hold out or will his run at the championship be aborted?
>>150857618I've been missing most of the matches lately due to being cucked by wage-slaving.How has Onosato been performing thus far in this Basho? He has only lost one match, right?
Dan isn't going to fuck any of you.
me in the back
YUUSHO BEEEAAAM!!!
>>150857839It has been good and his loss was just very bad execution of final push that caused him to be thrusted down
>>150857989Thanks, man.Hope you've been enjoying the katsu so far.
>>150857893Glitch in the crowd: repeating OH NNOOOO bald glasses ojisanthis mean we're in the wrong timeline, we need to go bacl
anyone got the webm of takakeisho breaking his neck on ichinojo? asking for my aunt
>>150857565Dan has a worse record than fucking RyudenIn what world does that neckless gnome deserve a thread
>>150857618This was july onosato. I dont think he backpedaled at all this week
Feels like the last ten threads have been "Dan" editionsNo complaints
Kikuchi 3-0
>>150859091They're being made by the same VPN-using obsessive Aonishiki fan.
>>150858471It won't last, Ryuden is cursed by the ghost of Shinzo Abe because he contributed to Japan's declining birthrate by aborting his child.
>>150859154Meds time, schizo
>>150859331Fuck off retard. Everyone knows it.
Just to state it clearly for everyone who isnt as well versed in these threads as myself DanfagVpnfag (frequently uses Japan flag but will samefag with others)Neville (the original not every brit)Anti-mongol poster (kiriSHITma, etc)^^These are all the same person. He thinks we cant tell because he's an autistic simpleton.
>>150859445I knew the top 3 were the same, I didn't realize the KiriSHITma guy was the Ukraine fellator.
>>150859091Which VPN do you use?
>>150859560There's just one VPN poster who trolls the thread. He spams Dan, he makes Dan threads, anything you say against him only (You)s him into doing what he's doing harder. We've unfortunately become a fast enough moving thread that we've picked up a dedicated troll.
>>150859595why does every general have a mentally ill retard that spams it to death? literally every general on 4chan picks up a schizo loser that spams
>>150859652It's basically the over-socialisation that Father Ted talked about. This person's entire ego is now rooted in any and all feedback. Note how he made a new thread the moment the last one hit the bump limit. He was sat waiting for it so he could troll people by making it a Dan OP. Ask yourself how difficult it would be for a terminally online person to do this. Not very since they can troll a hundred places simultaneously.
for me peak autism was that one anon who kept getting mad at terunofuji for no apparent reason, and inserting "reddit" into his name>terunoREDDIT>REDDITnofuji
>>150859445I'm anti mongol but I'm not that guy. TMD
>REDDITsato>REDDITryu>WakaREDDITkage>REDDITshima>REDDITyasu>REDDITnishiki
>>150859708He's the one that does it consistently. I didnt say others didnt chime in too.
>>150859743>>150859699There's a new spammer who calls any sanyaku Koga when they lose, such as WakaTakaKOGA
>>150859795I thought it was only wakatakakage that he did that for
>>150859795that one was actually funny for the first time i saw it
>>150859795>>150767432It's the same person.
>>150859743>>150859795KOGAzakura KOGAshimaKOGAonishkiKOGAshoryuKOGAsatoKOGAyasu
>this one guy (not me) is obsessed with /sumo/>here lets go over my spreadsheets of every /sp/ and /xs/ post for the past several years and i'll analyze them and tell you why this other guy is obsessed
>Koga is the grandson of 57th Yokozuna Mienoumi?!
>>150860004Brainless VPN tranny
>>150859445You're right on a most things here, but I don't shill for Aonishitki, and I never use a VPN. >>150859699That was also me.For what it's worth I barely pay attention to this sport ever since Horseshitryu became a fraudzuna. I mainly watch replays, and even that I will skip through once it gets boring.Most fun I had in the time I watched Sumo was during Shodai's Ozeki days. Shodaibros, always remember... TRUST THE PLAN.
>>150860157Hosh is showing up this basho thoughWill you adjust your opinion if he yushos?
>>150860255No
>>150860262Why be so intransigent? I also enjoyed dumping on Hosh since his promotion but that doesn't mean I dont want to see him win too
>>150860013mienoumi was a pretty bad zuna, hence they don't promote him much. From his wiki article, 3 yusho and the lowest post war W-L. And he lasted 1 year as yoko, promoted in 79 gone at the end of 80
>>150860013Wtf is this real
>>150860387He was a great yokozuna until he got fucked with injuries. Two yusho in his first three yokozuna basho, with them being a 14-1 and 15-0. Tied for second most wins across the first three yokozuna basho. Then his body fell apart.
>>150860443No, Koga is the grandson of former Soviet premier Leonid Brezhnev.
>>150860653Sure it's a ''what could have been'' but what actually happened is 3 total yusho and out within a year.
>>150860911but enough about hoshoryu
>>150860653God I wish my body would fall apart (my asshole being broken by a huge futanari cock).
>>150860255>>150860283It only matters if he yushos twice in a row. If he's going to continue having a shit basho after every good basho, then they might as well kept him at ozeki.
>>150859445>Neville (the original not every brit)I hope you don't mean me. I've never made a Dan thread and don't VPN post or anti-mongol post. Total Neville Death is my goal though.
>>150859091Why would I need to ta my Mawashi??
>>150862294Not the anon who coined the term but the guy he invented it for, thats what I meant
>>150862419In that case, I agree wholeheartedly.
