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I’m unironically on my 8th beer right now, I feel like SHIT
i heard bo nix is rated the worst qb by pff
>>150860723Eat some food.
>my mfw when watching Pat "Le Riggi" Diddy mutthomes play football during the 2025 NFL regular season
>>150860730An indictment on pff
what crackhead pussy feels liks
>>150860748I tried to eat some toast this morning but threw up and had some liquid breakfast instead
>black qbs
>>150860758i didn't think he looked terrible either, but he does have a lot of turn overs
what the literal fuck l. Where are the mods?
>>150860759ooeooaaaoe
Mods can't save you now, boi
the dolphins will win tonight
Is Browning better than Burrow?
>>150860859yeah..
>>150860859Would be hilarious if this is a trap game
>>150860878worse, it is a curse game.
>>150860691I could have saved them
>>150860874If the Bengals miss the playoffs with a healthy Burrow in 2024 yet make the playoffs without Burrow what will that do for his legacy?>>150860759>what crackhead pussy feels liksCrack has no impact on girls during sex and same applies for meth if they smoke it. It has a negative effect for males since some guys struggle getting hard. If females inject meth or heroine with a needle however they go into heat and can have orgasms within seconds of the injection. It is a rare time that a paid sex worker enjoys sex and research studies show they orgasm with their clients when doing meth. I've had ones hump my leg like a dog in heat after injecting and I didn't even have money to pay them yet they did it anyway. Thought it was a cop trying to set me up since I never saw a girl trying to jump me like that.>>150860691That's not a crackpipe. That's a meth pipe.
Go Bills
>>150860840Coward
>>150860691how much for a fuck with all 3 of them?
>>150860942WOOOOO LETS GOOOOO THE CURSE CANT STOP US
>go bills
>>150860988>why am I here? just to suffer?
>>150860988kek
>>150860934why are you having sex with hookers in the first place? That’s disgusting
>>150860988
Let's go Bills
>>150860964what was the thought process
>>150861013Because they're less expensive than having a girlfriend or wife.
step on a ref today
The NFL is gonna be ass cheeks soon
>>150860988Unironically, he looked shook early on in that game
>>150861054Drew Allar and John Mateer have a chance to be good. I like John Mateer especially because he has that DAWG or whatever in addition to being good at playing QB.
>>150861054there's only like 3 normal respectabe names here
>>150860988I wonder what will go through his mind when he has to play the Chiefs in the postseason again.
>his team isn’t on the float
>>150861054The bryce young dynasty will kick soon
>>150861038Very nice of you to imply that people in Buffalo are capable of thought
>>150861054Told people Klubnik and Sellers were shit in the off season. Meanwhile /myguy/ Luke Altmyer has Illinois 3-0 while throwing 8 TDs to 0 picks :)
>>150861111>Chiefs haven't won a game since they got refballed in the AFCCG
>>150861141It's really nice that you love this future backup so much, somebody has to.
>>150861126LET ME OFF THE FLOAT PLEASE
>>150861054>SoonIt's been ass cheeks
man shut your bitch ass up /nfl/
>>150860825I look like this and say this>>150860934ok
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just rate every team on a scale of 0 to 10 for how good you think they are right now. when there are enough votes I'll post the rankings of how each team was rated on average.
>>150861097>Poo Allarno chance
i look like this and do this
>>150861226Me trying to steer it
>>150861312thats some high quality autism
>>150860691Thank fuck we really don't have tweakers here. At least with junkies they just nod out and don't scheme for days on end on how to rob you. Your average crackhead isn't rich enough to just stay rocked all day and night.
>>150861226This reminds of the time when I found out my wife was really good at squirting and nobody in my family believed me, so at Thanksgiving, she got on the table and I started fingering her in front of everyone and not even a minute later, she shot a fucking high pressured jet stream right into my cousin's face and she didn't fully stop until 5 minutes later. It was so hot that we all started fucking and forgot about the Turkey in the oven.
>>150860691some of us are recovering from drug addiction so webms like that could cause relapsesplease be more considerate. that's the equivalent of showing a guy on day #80 of nofap a porn video.
bros i'm going to make cheese sticks tonight and they are going to be really good and if you were hanging out with me watching the game tonight with me i would share them with you but you are not so I am going to eat them and they will be good.
I've only done weed, cocaine, and mushrooms in my life.
>>150861408How does one make cheese sticks?
>>150861423batter and fry?
>>150861436I thought you meant like the pure cheese sticks you get from a supermarket
>>150861294I fail to see what he's so severely lacking that people are almost completely disregarding him when in reality, he has the most tools of anyone in this class.
>>150861457I mean I've made the moz before but that is a bit much, I just buy it locally.
>>150861460>muh toolshave you watched him play against decent competition?
>>150861487Yeah, I've been impressed with the nigga
>>150861398Go Jaguars btw
>is the started by week 5 in you're are path
>>150861403watching beligerent drunks in action makes me want to drink lessit really looks pathetic viewing from outside
>marshal warning buhr for time 50 seconds is too long
>>150861519And then you wake up
>>150861408Beast
>>150861519This is just pure cope at this point. They'll never bench Gayleb, just like they'll never bench Tua.
>>150861497that 12/23 for 135 yards 0 TD 1 INT against Notre Dame impressed you?
>>150861174If Luke Altmyer has a million fans, then I am one of them.If Luke Altmyer has ten fans, then I am one of them.If Luke Altmyer has only one fan then that is me.If Luke Altmyer has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.If the world is against Luke Altmyer, then I am against the world.
Aahyghhgggghhhhh its so fucking embarrassing being in the same tier as bears, browns and jets we need a win now
tuatitties comin for you bills
>>150861215It'll be double decker bussy ass cheeks soon
bills bros, I'm worried. this is exactly the kind of game we lose sometimes. although miami winning would give mcdaniel slightly more job security which would ultimately benefit the rest of the division.
What will you guys be doing with your PTO on rosh hashanah? Im thinking of taking a trip to chicago
Is there a single strip club left in Florida that this freak isn't banned from?
>>150861599The curse warps reality. Grier and McDaniel must be sacrificed to stop it. Please help Josh Allen, you're the phins only hope. DON'T LET THE CURSE WIN BILLS
>>150861546Not his finest hour, but he continued to show serious upside. You're not just watching the stat box but projecting how his skill set will fit for an NFL Offense. None of his flaws are so debilitating that they can't be coached up.
>>150861599Don’t worry bills bro, you have our support Go get it done
>>150861599James cook alone will outscore the dolphins bruh cmon
>>150861587>put my entire net worth on Dolphins moneyline, Achane anytime TD and Tyreek anytime TD. Boutta retire today cuhh
>>150861623he's allowed in all of them except ybor city's clubs
>>150861587He's doing that to signal us that he's in danger. he probably knew they were going to replace him, bummer no one knew and was able to stop it
>>150861623You just know this black brother sips on a little Henny before each game
>>150861640No joke but tyreek is a waste. Malik Washington WILL get a TD if anyone does tonight. Him or Achane. Other than that whatever, I know you're shitposting but seriously, malik washington is money.Shocked he didn't get a td week 1 by brute force alone.
>>150861656What do you mean anon, Tua is the same person he always was.
McDaniels hates women, and so do I. One of the most based HC to be in the game today.
>>150861688He has a beautiful wife and kid
>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150861695And that's why he's losing. Even he knows that. I can feel through the force that he's contemplating about divorcing her.
>>150861205You were never on the float, but on a dolphin
1/3
The Bills have no idea about his energy...
>>150861709I hate that fat fucking retard too you know he's not a dolphins fan.
>>150861415>I've only done weed, cocaine, and mushroomsThose are all gateway drugs. People try those drugs and say to themselves>"people told me weed was dangerous yet it didn't ruin my life, so maybe they were lying about crack, meth, and heroin". Next thing you know the poor kid tries one of those harder drugs and his life is ruined.the big 3 drugs feel similar to how you feel when you orgasm so trying to quit it is like telling a kid who learned how to masturbate to never jerk off again. Good luck with that. It is best to never learn.
>>1508617132/3Are you noticing
>>150861725stop doing crack, anon
>>1508617293/3It's interesting, isn't it
>>150861415You should try LSD. Significantly better than mushrooms imo
>>150861599Buffalo doesn't lose to Miami.
>>150861759How has LSD helped you?
>>150861646Damn I wasn't aware of that actuallyHe just has that look about him
>>150860934>It has a negative effect for males since some guys struggle getting hard.You've never met a gay lol
>>150860707>0-2KWAB
>>150861807About to be 0-3 lol
>>150861759don't>>150861748i can't quit. once you learn how it feels you are fucked for life. imagine the feeling you get when you have an orgasm but it's 10 times stronger and you can do it every 5 minutes.>>150861782like I said, it only impacts some males. A lot of them use dick rings to keep it up
"I've never felt entitled to this position and it's very important for me to spend all of my waking hours about um exactly how to um do my job and what and all the residual effects um of that are there's a lot of people affected. So yeah I won't spend one moment thinkg about all the things that um I don't know people uh whatever people want me to think about, I'm thinking about um this team and the and the Buffalo Bills here after I get done with this podium." - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
Fraudminder
>>150861855The anon who made this chart seemed like a shitposter but ended up being right.
>>150861855Genuinely they might lose to the giants and jags and Danny dimes will heem them
>>150861775Depends what you mean by "helped" but it's something I've taken probably 40-50 times in my life and I've almost always had a good trip. Twice I wigged out because I was drunk as fuck too so I don't recommend mixing with alcohol just take a tab or two without anything else. It's good for inspiration and can help people with relationship issues. I prefer taking it solo but have also dropped with mates and one ex. It's a very spiritual experience I usually listen to music and write a ton when I take it
>>150861855I keep saying the Chiefs will have a worse record than the Phins and people think I'm joking. I'm not.
>>150861855What's going to be the fallout if the Gnats beat the Chiefs today?
>>150861889I can genuinely see the chiefs only winning 2 games
>>150861890*Sunday Whoopsie
>Tua in primetimeoh god no
>>150861906Yep and the phins are cursed to 8-9/9-8 and doing nothing permanently kek
Prevent Victory Defense
>and with the 1st pick of the 26 draft the chiefs select... arch manning!
Who is the new Ryan tannehill
>>150861890So many funposts that 4chan has a server crash
>>150861890Statmutt heems himself
>>150861807>>150861828>>150861855>>150861023A QB could win 6 straight Super Bowls and then have one down year and all you haters would be jumping on their grave as if it meant something. Sad.
>"Think uh if there was anything that would lend me to believe uhm that uh messages weren't being received um then you uh you you address those things that to me I think um you know I've seen it seen a team that is uh trying to um do everything they can to win and that and coming up short and pressing forward and trying to uh change that that result." - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150860691Thats just america in general.Dont try to deflect
>>150861759>>150861725yea I don't have any desire to do anything else. Would turn it down when offered. I don't even do DUDE WEED anymore even though it is fully legal in my state now.
>>150861969New season, new hate.
>>150861890just wait until gayvens make it 0-4
>>150860707Happy birthday patrick! you guys are off to a great start this season
>>150860807The youngest starting qbs are mostly black. Mostly half black but still. We are stuck with black qbs now that everybody wants a Lamar or mobility. But black qbs in their prime don’t last as long or age as well as white qbs. They drop to backups. Russell Wilson being a notable exception at 36. Geno Smith is 34. Dak is 32 (and whiter than Mahomes). It will be interesting how Lamar and Hurts age, I think their play styles will end their careers early.
>>150861890we focus on tanking no biggie
>>150861980what a fucking CHAD>bitch get off my seat
>>150861750run the ball?
>>150860691I've never seen such attractive women look so unattractive
>>150861930Anyone?
>>150862013In this bussy
>>150861980Chad ass sea lion
>>150862026Well no one is really being paid to piss blood behind the notoriously bad oline of the phins right now despite being way overqualified for the job so... no one? Tua is a retard so he doesn't fit.
the bucaneers are on pace for an NFL record 93 injuries through the 2025 season (6.3 injuries per game)
>>150861890wont happen you fucking idiot
Josh allen is gonna be balls deep in dolphin pussy tonight
>>150862062well well wellhope that fluke wk1 win was worth it
>>150862069kek you're going to have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong season ending before the ploffs
>>150862062Lets be honest mike evans will join the list soon
>>150862078In their dussy
>>150862078not his wife's pussy though kek she's claimed
>>150861989>you guys are off to a great start this seasonIt unironically is. The league is now underestimating them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcm4NoWIGs
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT
>>150862120no, that doesn't sound right.
Night game sucks, that is all.
>>150862120WAITING ALL DAY FOR A BBC
>>150861969Okay but do the Chiefs plan to win a game at some point this year or no
Night games suck, that is balls.
>>150862143fraid not
how many turndaballovas tonight?
>>150860962free if you supply the crankt. a guy who's been around the block
kangz
>>1508621700, he will sacrifice himself so that ross can fire grier AND mcdaniel AND the phins win.
>>150862132>Night gameIt's only night for your inferior timezone. I was east coast my entire life and now I'm on the pacific coast. Only by moving did I learn how cucked that timezone was. Enjoy having UFC and boxing events at 1am meanwhile we pacific time chads don't have to lose sleep. We get the best sports shows as soon as we wake up whereas if you wake up early there isn't anything of value on at 6am.
>>150861973He's gonna walk out with white lines under his nose
>>150862093using the bengals strategy of having a terrible September hasn't worked for them in recent years. even they stopped doing that
>west coast brownoid is *STILL* seething about being brown and on the west coast days laterkek you love to see it
>Patshit Mashlomo
The teams with shit QB's are throwing the most.
>>150861969its the same thing that makes it fun to root for the underdogs
>>150862204Being behind does that to a team
>>150862140Trip on, Temujin.
>>150862201Enjoy watching your boxing, NBA, UFC, and NFL games starting at 10pm you bitch. Those games air at 5-6pm for us west coast chads. We don't lose any sleep.
>>150862228No I don't think I will, seething brownoid.
>he watches boxing, nba, ufc, and nflholy shit that is the most brown thing posted in these threads and there are mahomes fans here.
>>150862232>im not seething you’re seething!
>>150862247yes glad you understand
>thursday night football>also big brother double eviction nightdamn...
>>150862190It isn’t the best for work. You can get absolutely ass raped in your email before you even enter the office, because customers on the east coast have been working for hours before you were even out of bed.
>>150862243>only blacks watch boxingYou're trying too hard to be one of us pajeet. You will never be one of us.
>>150860707Yes, let's chronicle the exploits of the great Patrick Mahomes prior to age 30Age 24: loses to Brady at home in the AFCCG
>>150862262hey brownoid, boxing died in the 90s. hope this helps.
living on either coast is a very brown activityI live in a Midwest town with no minorities and it’s great.I would have to drive over an hour out of my way if I ever wanted to sully my presence with seeing a lesser.
day 259 of asking josh allen to impregnate my sister
>>150862262this looks like some guy John wick would shoot in the face
>>150860707Age 26: loses to Brady in the super Bowl. Scores zero offensive touchdowns. Blown right the fuck out
>>150862258I usually watch TNA Impact Wrestling kino on thursdays but I guess I could watch the Phins beat the Bills instead.
>>150862272We had a glorious week and a half of nearly no Mahomes vs. Brady posting…
>>150860707Age 27: loses at home again to Joe Burrow and the Bengals
>>150862274midwest sucks dick. worst weather, worst food, every state is flat and boring and most people are fat and retarded. but at least its still mostly white though, right?
>age: 30>wife: fucking dogs
>>150862307>EBT card holding hands typed this post
>>150862272>forgot to mention Mahomes dominated him in that game
>>150862307>every state is flatYou’ve never visited the midwest. Also, talking about food like that makes you sound like a serf who has never left Manhattan.
>>150860707Age 29: blown out in the Super Bowl AGAIN but this time in even more humiliating fashion
>>150862328based. Pic related is Iowa
>>150862272.............>>150862285.........................................>>150862305........................>>150862329.....................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.>>150862312
>>150860707Age 30: sitting at 0-2, lase place in his division, 3 consecutive losses, averaging 1 TD pass per gameOH NONONO
>>150862307I was visiting South Dakota last week and the western part of the state is beautiful. I can't say the same for eastern Wyoming though as that's 90% farmland
>>150862360does hava nagila start playing when he enters rooms
>>150862328yep, look at all these glorious mountains in the midwest
>>150862357
>>150862307nah
>>150862363wyoming is not the midwest bro
>>150862347Makes sense that you would be most comfortable around the Himalayas. The people all look like you.
>>150862080Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck upThe king will be crowned
>>150862380Eastern Wyoming is basically an extension of Nebraska or Kansas, it's exactly like Eastern Colorado
>>150862274which part of the midwest? the rust belt with all the drug addicts or the endless farmland full of old people and corn?
chef russ finna dab all over mcduffie's face and tummy
Does she really make Travis use the cuck curtain?
Indy kicker Spencer Shrader averages 16 points a game.Texans average 14 pts.Raiders average 14.5 pts.Titans average 15 pts.Those teams have >black qb's
>>150862373The upper Midwest and Great Lakes Basin is the area of the US most impacted by the last glacial advance. There are large valleys, limestone deposits, small mountains in Michigan and northern Minnesota. Not to mention, there is an abundance of lakes and rivers. It also has some of the healthiest forest lands in the world. People who aren’t well traveled just default to saying it’s flat with corn.
>>150862305so girl joe burrow is lana rhoades? interesting
You aren't ready for what's about to happen tonight
>>150862326>less completions>less yards>fewer passing 1st downs>fewer overall 1st downs>half the time of possession>less points aka he lost>dominated
>>150862409does anybody even know what that word means anymore?
I'm thinking about black dick again
>>150862376>>150862360>>150862329>>150862305You just dry snitched on yourself. You saw all the amazing accomplishments in this >>150860707 graphic and had a meltdown. No other QB would trigger you like this. Bradyfags know Mahomes is HIM and feel threatened.
>>150862373finger lakes are labeled but not the great lakes. ahahahah
I’m currently thinking antisemtic thoughts
>>150862444Based average 4chan poster
>>150862444aww sheeeeeeeeeit
>>150862393i think its way windier in wyoming
>>150862454Based worthless pile of shit
>>150862425t. somalia
>>150862454Based reasonable level headed thinker
>>150862438>>150862272I don't know ball. Thank you for educating me that having a 117 passer rating is worse than having a 77 passer rating.
>>150862446>0-2
>>150862466>Based worthless pile of shit
>>150862444VPN OFF KIWI
>>150862485You are cattle
>>150862446>muh
>>150862493>You are cattle
>>150862446
>>150862507is purdy playing this weekend
>>150862496Nice try.
what if the dolphins win tonight bros
>>150862509Nah
>>150862428now now anon we can't be cocky about itjust because WE know the curse will kill the bills tonight doesn't mean we have to gloat.Reminder: the phins will still be stuck with grier and mcdaniel.>>150862515fraid so
>>150862509Are the Niners 0-2 right now?
>>150862507Want to try again buddy?We can do this forever. Mahomes stat mogs everyone.
>>150862512Dodge this
QRD on this curse that’s going to make the bills lose tonight
God damnit. He’s back…
Hows my favorite player Jihad Campbell doing so far?
say what you will about DJ Mike McD, I'm gonna miss him when he is gone tomorrow
>>150862539stadium is built on top of ancient burial groundphins are spiritually cursed since marino on top of this for squandering himphins are mentally cursed by being weak and softThe best thing that can happen to the phins is them losing so the curse will bend reality and cause them to win so that grier and mcdaniel stay another season. Don't question the curse don't try to fight it.
Can I get a bussy report on this game?Who are the zesty bucks we need to keep an eye on today? Any chance we see some sugar on the field??
>>150862509Unlikely but he's been back at practice. This is likely the last week he misses. He might be the back up to Mac Jones or the emergency third quarterback this week.
>>150862550does cuckolding play a role in the curse
>>150862507>>150862496>>150862538Mahomes has the most TDs/yards per game in NFL history. The highest win rate. Most playoff wins, MVPs, titles, etc..... He's at least 1 to 2 seasons ahead of the next best if you added in playoff stats.
>>150862545don't worry I hear the chiefs want him as a WR
>>150862544he's solidnothing spectacular yet but it's only 2 games
>>150862479Having more yards is better than having less yardsHaving more completions is better than having less completionsConverting more first downs is better than converting less first downsHaving the ball for a longer amount of time is better than having the ball for a shorter amount of timeScoring more points is better than scoring less pointsWining is better than losing
>>150862556No Josh Allen it doesn't.
Friendly reminder, do not engage with the Mahomes pajeet, not reply to the Mahomes pajeet
>>150862572It’s been so pleasant with him on vacation. It’s like there’s a fly in the room now.
>>150862572anon please don't drink those, they have clumps of goo in them now
>>150862554
>>150862555ok thanks. i guess its another week of jr. penix for my fantasy team
>>150862557>muh pace
how much should i bet on the dolphins?
>>150862589Your morgage
Little jamali somali
>>150862589leverage every piece of property you have on it
>>1508625891 Brazilian dollars
>>150862570Okay, thank you for educating me. Is having 3 TDs and 0 INTs worse than having 1 TD and 2 INTs?
>>150862589>betting on the Dolphins
>>150862589don't bet on malik washington for a touchdown and maybe achane.don't fall for tyreek td.
>>150862572I know I shouldn't but he's so fucking retarded.It's like someone wandering around shouting "2 plus 2 is five" and having to resist the urge to just scream NO IT'S 4 YOU FUKCING MONGOLOID
>>150862589About tree fiddy
>>150862602should've been a , after the first bet.I think the only thing you could really count on in the bills game tonight is josh allen will probably get a td, malike washington probably will as well, that is about it.
>>150862507I'm not even a muttholmes fan but it's an unfair comparison because the nanners were absolutely stacked those years. Even Trey Lance could've put up those numbers. Purdy is so overrated, he does absolutely nothing special.
>>150862586Brady didn't win an MVP in his 20s so even though he had more rings early, it's not like it's a complete win.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS32 votes1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150862621kek mahomes is old
>>150862614This anon knows ball.
why are there two trannies doing rankings?
bosa finna commit tua-cide tonight brothergo bills
>>150862614>>150862636go back to both india and preddit
>>150862629reasonable
>blow out the worst team in the league>need extreme luck to beat the Broncos Maybe the Colts aren't that good actually
>>150862600It's irrelevant if you score more points. You see, the purpose of the offense is to score, and the team with the most points wins. If you throw for more touchdowns but still get outscored then you still lose. Which is why you do things like sustain drives, complete short passes, convert first downs and hand off to your RBs instead of just memechucking it down the field and statpadding.You're learning a lot today. Your friends would be impressed with all your newfound football knowledge. If you had any.
>>150862650why are there three trannies running the team
>>150862655Delete that racist shit
I made 3 wagers on draft kings >bet $1.79 on bills winning for a $2.00 winnings/ 21 cent profit >bet 2 bucks on the score being more than 49.5, would get $3.78 in winnings/$1.78 profit >also bet on dolphins winning; bet 1$ for a $6.75 winning/$5.75 profit
>>150862658no no anon they are hot women the general wants to fuck
>>150862654>playing awful and being carried by your team is only bad when you're not named BradyThanks for clarifying that.
>>150862658because their crazy, alcoholic, billionaire father died
>>150862658It's 2025
>>150862665I don't say this to be rude but I think you may actually be retarded. Based tbqh
>>150862668>hot womenthe middle one literally looks like Jordon Hudson in 20 years but people on here call Hudson busted
>>150862668They are attractive because they are rich and not fat
>>150862650Irsay has 3 daughters?
>>150862645I would hope so, you guys are the ones that decided it.
>>150862665based and red pilled
Anyone else still working? I hate my life
I'm getting tired of the myth that is>Defensive players aren't allowed to shove on the tush pushThe only rule that says anything similar to that applies specifically to kicks and punts. I challenge ANYONE to find the rule within the official NFL rulebook that proves me wrong.
Has your team thrown a screen pass this year?>chargersno
>>150862700Based Greg Roman zagging while the rest of the league zigs
>>150862451Map was probably made by somebody from upstate NY
>>150862700I get that the Eagles are "taking what they're given", but this is an unusual amount of screens for them. And they're usually bad screens (see: bubble) too. If the Eagles are going to throw screens, they really should throw slip screens and tunnel screens
>>150862679they all three look like straight dudes in dresses, it shows just how fucking brown these generals are these days how many anons were lusting after them and not shitposting about it either.
Cowboys only have 4 wins left in this season
>>150862697Get back in the cage. Somebody has to pay for our tendies and fries.
>>150862729Fuck you dude, they are rich, they are football princesses, this brings their attractiveness up a lot.Also>claiming every woman you see is a trannyThis is projection
Why is nobody talking abou the Eagles vs Rams on Sunday?
>>150862736
>>150862739Because it's not Sunday.
>>150862738tranny say what?
>>150862726They're getting blitzed a fuck ton. Chiefs blitzed them almost 2/3 of the time.
>>150862739There's a game in 2 hours, that game isn't for like 70 hours
>>150862738You will never be a human.>>150862741
>>150862700My bears getting the ball out early like always
>>150861849Tyreek is about to throw this guy down a stairwell
>>150862744I've noticed that. What's good about that is the fact that Jalen isn't phased by it. in 2023 the Blitz would rattle the fuck out of him. He was much better last year but so far this year he looks poised and prepared when they send extra men his way.
haters and losers, BTFO
>>150862757No he only beats on women. McDaniel is too "tough" for him kekHell McDaniel is almost the same height as him so he'd never do shit.
>>150862764Josh Allen has to win the AFC to prove me wrong.
>>150862764How can one man be so based?
praying for a career ending injury for tua tonight
>>150862764The Bills should relocate to Toronto
Threadly reminder before the game tonight that Tua was abused as a child and has PTSD from his father beating on him and making him throw left handed by force:>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander.">To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.>It stuck.>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."----->Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.Go phins!
LAST DIGIT IS HOW MANY TDS MY NIGGA TUA DABS ON THEM RAZORCAKES
>>150862760It's just silly that retards are asking WHY THEY NO THROW FAR when legitimately 2/3 of their plays are blitz beating quick dump offs ffs. Running away from the heavy side of a blitz and quick passes are exactly what they should be doing. And to be fair, Spags clearly adjusted from the owl when he mostly run blocked and sat back in coverage.
WAITIN ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHTFRANK AND AL IN A TITLE FIGHTMIKE MCDANIEL IS CREEPYJOSH ALLENS GF IS TIGHTWAITIN ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT
>>150862764I fucked Josh Allen's wife and he thanked me.>>150862786based.
>>150860707>by age 30AKA cherry-picked stats LOL
>>150862783wrong.I don’t think the NFL should expand globally, even if a few miles away
>>150862614>If a guy puts up good numbers with good receivers and bad numbers with bad receivers than he was just a systembabby>Mahomes has bad recievers now>and his numbers are badPurdy has the same number of TD passes Mahomes does this year in half as many games btw. Also he actually won the game he started and Mahomes is 0-2 but whatever
>>150862800No, you faggots need a team and Buffalo doesn't deserve a team.
these niggas warming up TWO HOURS before the game? wtf
>>150862807need to add JJ and Wentz now
>>150862804>125x92
>>150862792YOU TOOK MY HEART AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUSSAYYYYYYYYY
>>150862804Mahomes has looked bad this year.
>>150862818>(min 10 GP)
>>150862811I agree with you that buffalo doesn't deserve a team but canada doesn't either. Give florida a 4th team and make the AFCFlorida division.
>>150862589Bet it all. Keep us posted
>>150862804Mahomes had no WRs in 2022 yet had the best season in NFL history. Now make a cope about JuJu and MVS being great WRs. Make me laugh.Chiefs beat the 49ers in the owl. Get over it anon.
>>150862825touche
>>150862816they need to stretch their hammies
Mahomes is on pace to be the first NFL QB to go 0-17 after the age of 30
>>150862811shut up fuck face, 1) Americans don't want to live in Canada. 2) Canada has their own football league that does well enough.
>>150862811No, Toronto has a team called the Argonauts, and Buffalo deserves a team caller the Billsthis is very simple
>>150862807>GrossmanI miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>150862836do they have to do land acknowledgement before scoring a touch down lolbro
>>150862845>we dedicate this game to the native people who built this land go vegan football
this kid on NFL network has cancer and is a dolphins fan literally just end it all senpai youre not gonna make it
>>150862798If he retired tomorrow he ends his career with the 2nd most playoff wins, superbowl MVPs, and pass TDs of all time. Nothing cherry picked about that.
>>150860859I came here to reveal the obvious script. Miami 33Bills 27
>>150862874I said it the other day but it is cruel punishment to make a kid a dolphins fan like wtf are you doing to them? It is just wrong. I picked the phins as a kid it is my own damned fault I've been watching them over 35 years but don't put that voodoo on your youngins come on.
i'm getting nervous bros i think tua might accidentally kill himself today trying to save a drive
>>150862643brown hands pretending to be a real white boy typed thisgo bills
>>1508628361) I don't give a fuck what they want 2) I don't give a shit about Canada or their traditions or whatever they value
>>150862892kwab he's getting worked over here
fraudulent ring btw
>>150862905That's not roughing the passer. The defender already had momentum.
>>150862892Why would that make you nervous? Tua dies then Miami can finally look to rebuild.
>>150862896saar pls you are too obvious picking the bills we know you worship cows
>>150862919>tua dies but miami still has to payout his family for most of his deal>family sues and makes even more money from the nfl>nfl closes because of the bad press>mahomes is forced to onlydogs
>>150862918>A defensive player must not use his helmet against a passer who is in a defenseless posture—for example, (1) forcibly hitting the passer’s head or neck area with the helmet or facemask, even if the initial contact of the defender’s helmet or facemask is lower than the passer’s neck, and regardless of whether the defensive player also uses his arms to tackle the passer by encircling or grasping him
>>150862922jeet projecting is going crazy rn
>>150862670Last year Mahomes was 7th in yards, 9th in touchdowns and 9th in yards per game. He won games where the offense put up 17, 16, 19 (twice) 21 and 22 points. Including the postseason, they scored more than 30 points 3 times in 20 games.He's a fucking defensebabby now and was repeatedly bailed out by Spagnuolo shutting down opposing offenses and Butker making clutch kicks. So what was that about being carried by the team again?
>still seething over the Super BowlI really hope it's just one 49ers fan doing this. He's behaving like a poverty franchise eagles fan. I thought niners were better than this.
>>150862932HE GOTS DA FLU
The loins literally drafted the white Randy Moss
>>150862919there's an entire org that needs to be replaced for miami to improve
>you have to be a 49ers fan to understand the refs gifted a ring to the queefsmeds
>>150862832>the best season in NFL history
>>150862941saar pls do not redeem the thread
>>150862942Mahomes had a passer rating of 100 in the post season. To put that into context Brady only did it 4 times in his 20 years in the league. Burrow has never done it despite having two elite WR1s.
>>150862958>a ringuh
>>150862961If Mahomes 2022 season isn't the best in NFL history name a better one:[x] Won MVP[x] Won Superbowl MVP[x] Set the all time record of most total yards[x] Led the league in TDs[x] Led the league in yards[x] Threw for over 5k passing yards
>>150862820Why are you even trying to zoom in on the Kermit drinking tea meme? You want to read the label on the teabag or something?
yes, what DOES he know?
Buffalo wins 42-17 (14 points scored in garbage time after Tua gets cuntcussed)
>>150862976MARK GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER
after watching hard knocks with bills im kinda turning into a bills fan ngl
>>150862976i teabag'd your mother this morning
>>150862973nah squirts gifted them LVII and their defense and special teams dominated the 49ers in LVIII
>>150860988who has the better sad face: joshie or patty?
>>150862953he clearly caught the ball and slid out of bounds,the defender never even touched him, thus the clock should have immediately stopped. Why are Bears fans in so much denial over this play?
>>150862953Isaac TeSlaa didn't drop a single pass in college and hasn't dropped a single pass in the NFL this far. His route running is going to take a while to improve he's quite rigid but he's going to be a great player in time
>>150862978please do not post my bets to the public thanksjust because I understand the curse doesn't mean I should be put on blast like this.
>>150862986after watching hard knocks I was reminded how fairweather and shit bills fans are (I get reminded just about every week because I live in Rochester)
>>150862976u wot i can see the dimensions without clicking it dumbass
>>150862984LEAVE ME ALONE MISTER MILKSHAKE JUST LET ME FUCK MY UGLY GOOK WIFE
>>150862990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcm4NoWIGs
Go BillsSquish the FishDestroy the Dolphins
>>150862978>Ywn have fuck you money to throw on the underdogs
>>150863006kekthat show is such fucking absurd nonsense I kinda can't wait for the next season.
>>150862978>what DOES he know?The extremely high payout if he wins.
not sure if this is based or cringe
>>150863009that is a norm macdonald tier bet
>>150862990>>150863007He's never had a bad season so it's impossible for him to feel bad.
>>150862978He doesn't know shit. He's just a degenerate gambler who will be on the streets dead in a couple of years.
>>150863023he feels bad every time his wife locks him out the bedroom
>>1508629751994 Steve Young[x] Won MVP[x] Won Superbowl MVP[x] Set the record for passer rating[x] Set the all time for most touchdowns in the super bowl[x] Beat the Aikman / Smith Cowboys in the NFCCG who were a better team than anyone Mahomes has ever had to play
>>150862515Then we laugh at the bills chocking being -12.5 favorites
>>150863020Can't wait to see him play for the Browns
>guys I'm not going to lose don't worry, everything is fine.
Its really this simple.>Kelce is good>Mahomes good>Kelce is bad>Mahomes badThus Mahomes is a fraud who's resume can be chalked up as being carried by his receivers.
>>150863035>chocking
>>150863030>Beat the Aikman>Aikmankek
>>150863028Wtf is this real?
LETS GO BROS I BOUGHT THE CAKE MIX
>>150863042this can't be refuted
ngl, he can't make it any worse
>>150863063I would refute it by saying mahomes is always bad and owes the refs money
>>150863052Yes actually, that webm predates AI
>>150863020Pretty based, if you were going to drop out-of high school to drink and do drugs the 80s were probably the last era it was cool to do it. It was still "cool" in the 90s but that was all corporate driven rebellion and the drugs were a lot gayer.
>>150863030The most TDs Aikman ever threw in a season is 23 which was bad by even his era's standards. Not even Bradshaw was carried so blatantly.
projected standings ahead of week 3
>>150863057>lol imma act like a big retard XDgod, i hate bills fans so fucking much
>>150863021I like the story where he left the casino to throw his money in the ocean because he was just going to lose it anyways
>>150863040your cowboy waifu always has a very cute face
>>150863043>>150863065>>150863063Refute this bussy
>>150863079>KC>winning the divisionlmfao
>>150863085
>>150863081>but but we're heckin chunguses
>>150863042I was going to say it's going to be real ugly once Kelce retires but honestly we might not have to wait that long. If Kelce is as washed as he looks right now the reality will set in sooner rather than later. Seriously, if you look at Mahomes' highlight reels like 90% of it is just him running in circles while his o-line holds people until Kelce or Tyreek got wide open. He hasn't really had to do much tight window or anticipatory throws and I'm not sure he's all that good at it.
>>150863071Webms didn't even exist when that movie came out though
>>150863064FIRST CAM NEWTON NOW THISTHANK GOD WE HAVE A MUTE BUTTON
>>150862845>>150862864>we dedicate this touchdown to the brave Mujahadeen fighters of Afghanistan
>>150863111>*guards ur opium for u in ur path*
>>150863100>He hasn't really had to do much tight window or anticipatory throws and I'm not sure he's all that good at it.He's not. If he was he could elevate mediocre receivers but he doesn't do that.
>>150862978For a guy making a few million a year, $27k is nothing.
>>150863090I'm an Eagles fan so I have no love for the Chiefs, but you're delusional if you think they're not winning the division.
>>150862807volumes
>>150863119Chargers are better tho
>>150863117>>150863100He is really good at scrambling but we all know that wouldn't have worked out 20 years ago. Can you imagine him trying that prancing around the sideline shit with the Ray Lewis's of the NFL? He'd get his bussy blown open.
>>150863119they'll be lucky to be above .500 by week 10
Refs are cowards and agents of satan. I will pray to jesus tonight our father in heaven, to help defeat the evil refs preventing my billies from being superbowl champions. That demon in human suit goodell will not win this year.
Is tonight a coach firing game?
>>150863134i can hear this image
>hurr durr mommy Carlie Irsay Real niggers want a real hag gilf like Sheila Ford
>>150863136yes
Be honest, do we have a chance?
>>150863049>>150863074Not saying that Aikman was like a top 10 all time qb but that team he was on was a juggernaut. It's like the Bradshaw Steelers. It wasn't really about Bradshaw but he was one of the more recognizable faces on the team just because of the position. I also mentioned Emmitt Smith, I don't see any of you taking the piss out of the league's all-time leader in rushing touchdowns.What do you want me to say, the Larry Allen Cowboys? The Charles Haley Cowboys?
>>150863126>Chargers are better tho
>>150863096i cant believe they bent the knee to cheeto hitler. democracy is fucking dead
>>150863096kek, kys
>>150863145
>>150863127>He is really good at scramblingHow does he do it
>>150863127>>150863117>>150863100>>150863042>>150863063Can we stop the myth that Mahomes joined a team with a lot of weapons. He had 3 great seasons with Tyreek and Kelce and now he's had 5 seasons of the worst WR corps. Even Brady had it better than this, at least Belichick managed to always have a great defense around him, whereas Reid can't consistently give Mahomes a great offense. Let's ignore Kelce:>2022JuJu and MVS were the starters. JuJu was so bad he got benched by the Patriots and MVS was only productive in the post-season.>2023Toney and Skyy were the starters and the team had a historically bad drop rate. Rice was a rookie and didn't become a WR1 until later in the season.>2024They lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2. Worthy was a rookie and didn't become great until later in the season.>2025They lost their WR1 and WR2, the RB room is bottom of the league, and the TE room is too reliant on a 36 year old. Thorton has been their WR, the same guy who couldn't make it on the Patriots practice squad
>They took this TNF theme away from ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoTxI-DkxQFeels bad man
>150863162FUN FACT: Mahomes joined in 2017 not in 2022.
>>150863164what is this christmas bells shit
>>150863158kek saved
>>150863170The GOAT theme, you godless heathen.
>>150863137Indeed brother. Come join us in the ceremonial chant. With taylor swift fading we will rise and the ronald mcdonald color team chiefs will go back to the pits of hell. Opressed men of color like josh allen will rise up once and for all.
>>150863136yes but not the coach you think>>150863145the curse demands a sacrifice so that others my live
for me it's Sam Spence
>>1508631620-2?
>Thro Pix
wait wait wait wait, why the fuck is MIAMI dolphins in group with the bills? isn't bills literally at the border of canada in the north while miami is in the south
>>150863162>2022-2023 carried by kelce looks good>2024-2025 not carried by kelce looks like shitreceiver bab
>>150860707>Achievements by age 30>Irrelevant at 31Sad!
>>150863195why does it matter?
Miss you fitzmagic. Tua was a bitch and should've watched you play another year or two.
>>150863189Mahomes is on pace to be the first QB to go 0-17 at the age of 30
Someone remind me, did Tom Brady ever start 0-2?
>>150863207he truly is a record breaker!also first 30 year old qb to have to ask his dog permission to fuck his wife
>>150863201why aren't bills in AFC north?? what the fuck they should be playing patriots and giants and shit
>>150860691Must be the good crack
>Primetime game>-12.5 BuffaloFlex this bullshit to 4AM.
>>150863210fraid no
>>150861013All women are hookers lmao
>>150863195ask grok
>>150863212The AFC North is already full
>>150863189bo looks like he could be charlie kirk's uncle
bald brown guy on the preshow on amazon working the crowd like he's in the wwe kek
>>150863225let me ask the other way around, what the fuck is the dolphins doing in AFC east and not south?
you wish you were this fresh
>>150863189Bo Nix is spiritually 1-1. He didn't earn that week 1 win.
>>150863005But the question remains of why it being small is a problem for that particular image since there's no need to ever enlarge it
>>150863243THE AFC SOUTH IS ALREADY FULL, ANON
>>150863243those are all east you fucking asshole. we have states bigger than your country. dont question us.
>>150863248He's also literally 1-1 so there's that
The Eagles are spiritually 0-2
>>150863162
new thread>>150863271>>150863271>>150863271>>150863271
Bo Nix is 1-9 against teams above .500
>>150863255>>150863257makes no fucking sense
>>150863247Well la di dah Mr Park Avenue manicure
>>150863207On pace for 17 td passes also
>old bills retard cooks food in toilets and toolboxes and shit on a pinto.....yeah go buffalo
>>150863259>He's also literally 1-1 so there's thatOh lol, I thought they were 2-0. Shows how little fucks I care about them. In the past I would watch divisional opponent games instead of my own team due to how worried I was about winning the division, now I can't even be bothered to google their record. We have no rivals in the AFC.
>>150863282I bets he gots them gucci loafers too
>>150863316why did the anime retard light the filter on fire?
>>150863336Because she wants her to feel pain, not pleasure.
>>150863384but wouldn't it be better to light the cig on the right end and burn her with the coal?
My billies :) *body slams into a table*
>>150860691Fuck I wish I could be in buffalo right now
