Kraken Edition /hoc/vious: >>150856639
list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'>chilly easter of 2022>4 naysh>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record>the yzerplan>losing in combat to a burrito>estonia >bud winning the draft lottery>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis>seizure meds>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud >admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud>canada/canadians>the jannies ignoring his reports>listing the things that cause him to bubble>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to >dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his >going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes>limited mobility >limited income >being condemned for supporting sean higgins>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him >unicycles >being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits >a hockey rink is not a beveled rectanglefeel free to add to the list
>reggies
Watching the LA Chaseb Owl
/KRAK/
"You piece of shit. Shut the fuck up about Marner. You know zero about the game you little puke. You'll never get to speak to him again." - A message Steve Dangle received from the Marner's head of security in 2021 after criticizing his play
rapey has made me lose my interest in the sport and the thread
/playoffsbound/
My last Marner needed the head of security to escort it out of the building
>>150863658Doubt
you piece of marner. shut the fuck up about shit
>>150863663i doubt bud didn't rape you on that chilly easter evening kwarb
>>150863724Pee uni lol
>scorefull draw
>>150863751why do you never explain why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>reggies holding on by a point
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rNOCXzuEvHg
>>150863552>>150863604/OURTEAM/ is shit and run by retards
>waived off MERDE!!
it was 4-1, newfies
ALL THASMALLLLTHEEENGS
>>150863933Q league doesn't want to be embarrassed with a new team from another league; it's a standard of conduct to kick their ass in the first meeting >and that's not even a Q league thing, that's just sports
>dime draw at the Q League season opener
>>150863963the hell is that thing?
>>150863978You use this to win the Stan Lee
>>150863633kwab
>>150863963much like the time mitch kicked your ass and put you in a headlock
>>150863978guy that was raped
>>150863963shut up raped bitch
this danicek is pretty good
belanger et le but >shitties
mfw watching the events of 04/17/2022 unfold
REGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150863633based security bro
>>150864040this gimmick has go away heat with me. the image not trbposting
pbp's mom just won the 50/50 kek
>the city of Oshawa sad
reggies scaaaaaaar
tnf now. hey sweden who are ya cheering for bro the bills or the dolphins
reggies win :)
Premium Ice Hockey is indicative of ECHL standards gg, Reggies, love to see you're on your way
>>150864283>newfoundlandsure but will they exist in two years
he's trying to rain on our parade, reggiebros
bought a new tv and the remote has a netflix button right below volume down that I keep pressing by accident
Did anon ever get his pumpkin ice cream?
>most dangerous lead in Cranberry Township
>>150864393you can make it so the buttons dont do anything
>>150864393>>150864435You can look up how on Google>the internet is amazing
>>150864405still no word; he may still be at the commissary
>>150864435I might do that with a hammer
>>150864462can you look up how to stop being a raped bitch?
>>150864502I hope he's ok
>>150864533good post good Google search
>>150864542I know, lad, but we need to be patient and we need to be strong >Can you be strong for me, lad? Can you be strong for pumpkin ice cream?
>>150864462>>150864507ya i was just joking I was going to tell you to pop em out with a screwdriver
>>150864584I'm praying for him
>rags
Gonna take a Marner aka release the chocolate hostage.
>scorefull draw in Cranberry Township
>>150863724There are many sports teams that have done yellow uniforms very well, like the Lakers, Brazil, Dortmund, etc., but I think when yellow isn't great, it is awful. No in-between.
>>150865017Sweden National Team and Skelleftea do yellow right
BUSINESS IDEA:Move Nashville to AtlantaMove Columbus to Houston >and maybe Gary will finally rest -_-
>>150865128thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
>>150865128business ideas: die
>>150863633This is like a wet dream for shitposters
>>150865174hoooooooooooooly based
>>150865174
>>150865267trb when he walks by the exposed stud and sees "bud1"
>>150865201dangle said marner's camp made him feel unsafe jen
may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gaynever forget
>>150865128I don't think Columbus is going anywhere. Even though their revenue is third-lowest at $151mil, their operating income is high for their size at $35mil, which is higher than the Islanders ($30), Lightning ($27), Hurricanes ($25), Sabres ($25), Ducks ($22), Jets ($21), Mammoth ($19), Sharks ($11), Panthers ($6), and Senators ($5). This means they are a very efficiently-run team and their fans show up to games in spite of their mediocrity.
>>150865407>Ohio and mediocrityfigures
Who is the most kwabish person in or adjacent to hockey that doesn’t include /hoc/ poster?
>>150865330KWAB
>more dangerous draw in Pytorborough
>>150865450They do have the Buckeyes.
>the city of BRAMPton
>>150865672The OSUs men's hockey team is historically crap
>>150865806Just Like My Islanders -_-
>>150865407Are these negative numbers? Parenthesizing dollar amounts found on a balance sheet out of context can be confusing
>>150863633steve dangle stole mitch marner's car
>the Penisbourough Peepees
>>150865843What do you think retard? I mean, based on common sense, in a list of descending order, that isn't a balance sheet.
>>150866135I think the Islanders make thirty dollars every year
Major 3 team trade. Wild get 4 first round picks. Edmonton gets Kaprizov and RobertsonDallas gets Mcdavid. Kaprizov and Robertson fall in love on the plane ride over to Edmonton, get married and quit hockey, leaving the Oilers left to rebuild and having to pay guarantees to both players.Mcdavid trade seems to be working out, Dallas makes WCF in first year only for mcdavid to hop the boards for a shift tearing both Achilles on impact. Hes out for the year, Dallas makes the finals without him but still loses. Mcdavid returns the next season a shell of his former self, and Dallas never makes the playoffs while mcdavid is still in the league. Wild turn the 4 first round picks into studs and builds a powerhouse. Wild win cups 3 years in a row 2027-2030
xhe rb dropped the lebanon larp
>>150866158meds dylan
>>150866135>y..you’re the retard
>>150865843Income would be on an income statement, not a balance sheet anon
>>150865542Jonathan Huberdeau for recent history.
>>150866300he didn't leave any money retard he got a lot
>Waterloo
>>150866344yea but its not like he can buy a ferrari or anything lmao
>>150866287Correct, p&l
this raped retard is really going to pretend he watched junior hockey all season but then wont be able to even name a single player in the wjc until bob mckenzie names his rosters
>>150866419raped retard often gets the scores wrong when he spams the scorelines for junior games
>>150866419>>150866442one of the worst things about him
>>150866419damn he's really under your skin
how many goals does my ovi get this year?
>>150866497only trb would pretend not to be trb. Caught you
wrestlepalooza on saturday
>>150866419wjc mentioned
>>15086670230ish
Only a queer would be in here queering off constantly.
>banana nose slop
>>150866902yeah, trb does do that constantly
>>150866902Is that why you are being a queer trb?
>>150866946tiny caved and moved his show to morning KWABOTY once again kek
Thank god tomorrow is friday
>>150867451Living for the weekend isn't really living at all.
>>150867451working weekends and having like mon/tues or wed/thurs off is more comfy. Less pressure for faggy normie or family weekend activities.
>>150867558my favorite days off are sunday/monday but rn i have tuesdays and wednesdays off and they're nice
>>150867599Sunday Monday is the best. I'm also Tues/Wed or Wed/Thus alternating but I make the schedule so need to get to a spot where I can have my comfy Sun/Mon again.
I hope I can retire in my 40s
>>150867662so you have already retired? because its a 40+ general, bucko.
I hope to get some type of job in management once I retire. Maybe broadcasting.
After talking to a finn in /nfl/, I would like to remind /hoc/ that this is a finnophobic general
>>150867764My team has no finns of note for >our history so I'm ok with this in theory. But finns have always been my bros on 4chan so I'm torn
like strawGARY wineseventeenthe chilly April moonsaw everythingmy first taste of buudwoah bittersweetand gay all the timelike strawGARY wiiiine
>>150868117Oldfags know
>>150867662I did, but it’s due to having a degenerative brain disease. Go flames.
>>150864405>>150864502To celebrate studying I bought pumpkin pie ice cream :DDDD
>>150868241I hope it's tasty! We were worried sick about you
>>150867662I’m a zoomer and I’ve accepted that I’ll never get a pension
>>150867599Must be nice being able to do errands on your days off
>>150868343hell yeah!
>>150867496I know. I wish I had a job that I enjoyed but I need money
>>150865407Someone passed his CFA exams
>>150868315if youre not ramming as much of your paycheck into tech stocks as you can you are going to work until you die. if you still dont understand how the system works you deserve to die poor and retarded.
>>150868196damn you a retard
>>150865128How about move Buffalo to Houston?
Randy took the cock eating thing to heart
>>150868392I’m trying to put at least a thousand a month into an S&P index
>>150867764cope /hoc/ loves finns <3
>>150868433fuck the other 495 companies. after another 50 years go by and you are ready to retire do you really think the gap between the megarich and average is really going to get smaller? you are a fucking retard.
>>150868454<3
I just found out some pice of shit kid pushed my kid down in kindergarten today for accidentally cutting the line. I’m so mad.
>>150868465You’re honestly right. I should just long the mag 7 and Nvidia
>>150868454finns are fags and I don't respect them
>>150868529Seems like that other kid has the potential to be a real hockey player. Doesn't take shit from anyone.
>>150868572Bet you wouldn’t say that to barkov’s face
Dallas stars got a team dog! His name is puck
>>150868576I had my son point him out he’s a fucking midget it’ll be a miracle if that kid grows to 5’7. Anyways I told my son to push him harder if it happens again. Still tho I hate rude people
>>150868592Should have named it Dylan
>>150868592Cute doggy :3
>>150868529That sucks that he has to encounter at his age. But teach him to stand up for himself and tell a teacher
>>150868632Couldn’t make it too obvious that they post here
>>150868584No. I would bark it at him.Pretty gay k
>>150868655Nobody even slightly affiliated with the nhl knows about 4chan
>>150868664Robertson 100% does
>>150868671Does he post on /a/?
>>150868664Maybe not the NHL, but there is a PWHL player that posts here
>>150868678Duh
>>150868688Has she ever posted skates?
>>150868696He needs to make less threads about seasonal waifu shows
once upon a midnight drearycame a marner soft and smeary
>>150868779I hate taking late night marners. I feel like I’m going to bed dirty
>>150868688is it the human chatgpt?
>>150868810Take a shower, you animal >streetshitting ghoul
once upon a midnight bud1250
>>150868310It was delicious. Sorry about worrying you. I needed to focus on derivatives and currency management
bud wonmitch won
was a tucked into a warm bed about to fall asleepthen my tummy started grumblingnow i have to get up and take a late night marnerits nothing but liquidmarner spraying everywhere
>>150868774HE’S BACK
>>150868894Sad!
>>150868934>trb bubblin' to jannies 'gainkek what a bitch
>>150868934My thread was deleted from /fit/ and the Jannies didn’t even explain
>ACES DEFEAT SEATTLE>SECOND ROUND!!
>>150869040why are you a 48 year old military veteran that cries to 4chan jannies
>>150868899At beating his wife!
are nhl players allowed to smoke weed now
>>150869349does the pope shit in the woods?
do handegg players smell better or worse than hockey players after a game?
>>150869412aren't most handegg players african American?
>>150869412about the same
>>150869412Hockey players are like the number one stinkiest group of athletes.
got drunk and tried to order pizza pizza again it says all the locations near me are closed yet i know for a fact the pizza pizza 2 clicks down the road is still open. i'm not sure what happened, there are fucking 4 pizza pizzas in my town and they all used to stay open until 2 am, some were even 24 hours, now they all close at 11pm. fuck this shithole communist country.
>>150869040bro i forgot it was even on and saw they won by just a point wheeewwwww.
This young finnish bvll will save the whole franchise
>>150869482his family tree is a bush
>>150869475def could use some 'za right now too
>>150869482Year 6 of "Kakko will be good" from finngroids
not like this bro's
>>150869493i made 2 pepperoni pizza pockets and had a slice of ham left over from dinner so microwaved that with some mozzerella cheese on a hamburger bun. 4 bucks worth of food when I wanted to buy a 20 dollar panzerotti.
now im going to watch the theatrical version of apocalypse now.
>>150869554based. im gonna watch an episode of alien earth before bed again
>>150869511lol karma for going after Eichel
>>150869564what do you mean
>>150869562enjoy that shit anon you deserve to relax
>>150868934the flames suck dude what is wrong with you
>>150869593thanks bro you too wagmi and hockey is back SOON
>>150869593we don't call them that no more
we dont flush alien earth down around here
Sometimes when I stay up late I think to myself how lucky East Coast fans are that they get to enjoy a West Coast game that starts at 10EST and have a fun night.
>heh sometimes i envy the barn animals used to make big mac hamburgers at least they had a fun night
>>150869653i love it
>>150869482doubt it, but he'll help catton win a cup
>>150868454Free from erections
>>150869653leastern coasters will never know how soulful it is to watch a hockey or baseball game at 10am
>>150868636Rags captain has a perm?
This is the end
>>150868636well after the pumpkin patch incident and all the trauma that went with it i would understand he needs to be hardened and no bs in his demeanor
>I love the smell of Marners in the morning
JT Miller needs to return to the pumpkin patch and bury the past
>>150869770When does New York play Vancouver? Thats the window of opportunity.
a team traded JT miller and got worse
>>150869792Been waiting for an excuse to post this
>>150869792KWAB
>>150869810howden plays for my knights :)
McDavid looks normal here. Oilers should hire Body Break to be on staff.
>>150869835He'a a legend
>>150868529>for accidentally cutting the lineIs your son a retard who doesn't know how standing in a line works?
>i oppose the creation of the national reser-ACK
One day until preseason
>>150869887woooooooooooooooooo
i only post here in the offseasongoodnight horses
goodbye horses is a great tune
https://youtu.be/yRm_K9OpYbo?si=9TALTdnAqlYwAOsC
wheres jen
>>150870101shit gimmick
my new gimmick this year is 93 posting
>>150870106
my new gimmick this year is flush it down posting
>>150870153i haven't finalized mine yet. we don't call those that here now posting is a subgimmick >>1508701601993
>>150870163
it was a gay magazine
i'm riding with planet retard again all season long
It was a mariner magazine
>>150870169can't argue with that it's been 58 years KWAB
>>150870177Im thinking planet retard is due for a bounceback season
>>150870179Ya and now he plays for yur team lol
>>150870184true he's joined a winning org this deccy! ya love to see it.
>>150870185listen you nigger faggot chink spic kike. Flush it down.
>>150870177zoomers call it planet cap
>>150870190someone's upset, rattled, dare i say it1993 no milly KWAB
>>150870193Wrestling is for faggots
Nah i didnt mean that wrestling is awesome
>>150870195we don't end our posts describing our countrymen here
>>150870199Gonna check out the vault now
>>150870203you and me both brother
>>150870170
>>150870199This >>150870197 post did though.
>>150870205See ya tomorrow bruv
Not just any gay magazine, mind you, but categorically one of the gayest magazines of all-time
>>150870212Yur autobiography?
it is and always was a girly magazine
>>150870220
>>150870235you tell me
>>150870236so you don't know
>>150870252but enough about you
>>150870259nah you are
>>150870262turn your monitor on
>>150870270fine speech
>>150870271thanks bro
>>150870280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps
>>150870280bud on the right trb on the left
>>150870292how did he get up from his wheelchair
>>150870297he used his limited mobility to stand for a few seconds before getting put back down
>>150870302kek imagine having limited mobility AND a fixed income KWARB
Cody sold out faster than judas
Love you guys
despite all my rage i am a bacteriophage
>>150870335love you too bro hockey is back
>>150870331maybe on planet cap
>>150869400dude are you about to do a bong roll that's so frickin epic
hella based
>hella
Im finner just finna fit in with the west coats bros
50 goals 25-26
it's bizzased now
>>150870345he always looks like he's been caught
>arrived to camp healthy and in shapeYa ok
find a gayer pic to include with your post why don't you
>>150870412Ok send me your profile pic
>>150870417
>>150870417here's my pfp
>>150870434
>>150870406
>>150870446Im old as fuck. I can't remember if that is ron jeremeys mugshot or some terrorist from iraq
Oh it's a terrorist from arizona ai got me again
>laffs
it's always the ai you least suspect
Psgpp
at Marnerpalooza, I'm gonna flush you once and for all
>>150870487>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ahh yessir
to this day big kev makes sure to send a holiday card to the colorectal trauma department at detroit public health clinic
Leafs fans have plenty to be thankful for on Auston Matthews’ 28th birthday… starting with the fact he wasn’t born two days earlier.If he had, he would’ve been eligible for the 2015 NHL Draft — and likely gone 3rd overall behind Jack Eichel, fresh off his historic freshman season at Boston University.Who held that 3rd pick in 2015? Matthews’ hometown Arizona Coyotes.
>>150870625scouts were just throwing darts at player lists in the 2015 draft
>>150870625In either case he would be just as visible in the playoffs
TIL arizona had a team
>>150870625And that Arizona Coyotes head coach's name?Albert Einstein.
just had a midnight marner like the one in Hatchet when he eats the gut cherries. i have to shower now, basically
>>150870738damn that's a good throwback. remember reading that back when I was a wee lad
>>150870738Midnight marner sounds like the hit single of an 80s glam band
>>150870650>kaprizov 135Jen
>>150870865135th pick, soon to be signed for a 135 million dollar contract kek
fuck sakes he's got memy character is auston matthews
>>150870879He’s holding out for that last $7M as a big fu to the league for passing him over 4 times
I hope he ends up on the jackies
>>150871058>Yes, Kirill Kaprizov is friends with Ilya Sorokin, with the two being former teammates on the CSKA Moscow team in the KHL and members of the Olympic gold-medal winning Russian team in 2018. They continue to maintain their close friendship, vacationing together and interacting during NHL All-Star weekendsThis is great news for our islanders
>>150871433>going from one irrelevant team to another For what purpose?
>>150871565
Mr Gary please have them make glow in the dark Kraken hats so I can wear one with the glow in the dark Kraken jersey
>>150871578he just turned down the biggest contract in nhl history and no one else can offer him 8 years
>>150871603Isn’t the max term 7 years now or does that not kick in u til the season starts?
>>150871705>The National Hockey League and the National Hockey League Players' Association have agreed to a new Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA), set to take effect with the 2026-27 NHL season
kwab*clap clap clap clap*
>>150871734the new term cap comes into effect like mid-september next year iirc so he can squeak one in if he wants
I got some ultra soft toilet paper and it leaves little specks of toilet paper on my bussy and crack everytime I wipe after after taking a marner, and sometimes it makes my bussy itchy
>>150872085Get a bidet
>>150870650my broons :(
Swedish 2nd league starts today in 5 hours and 5 minutes from now be there or be square
i'd rather be square than be sw*dish
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>150872402I might check it out since I have a slow morning
Preseason starts tomorrow :)
heave awayme jolliesheave away
>>150873609why are women in our militaries such big chonkers
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PLANET RETARD
>first game of the season is in a Tuesday at 5pm EST thank you Gary, your genius truly knows no bounds
>>150873954Why doesn’t Gary care about us wagies?
>>150873954Isn't that the Belarus game
>>150873815GOOD MORNING FREN
What album is /hoc/ listening to today?
>>150874068pantheon
YOU'RE NOT THE JESUS OF SUBURBIATHE ST JIMMY IS A FIGMENT OFYOUR FATHER'S RAGE AND YOUR MOTHER'S LOVEMADE ME THE IDIOT AMERICAIT'S NOT OVER TILL YOU'RE UNDERGROUNDIT'S NOT OVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATETHIS CITY'S BURNINIT'S NOT MY BURDENIT'S NOT OVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>150874088I wish that guy's life was over.
New retard face just dropped
>>150865096this is what habs fans have been hyping up non stop??? well I hope Marty st.louis likes being fired because that's what demidov is gonna do to him.
>>150865096>first pairing Matheson
>>150874187What did he see in Utah?
>>150869329his wife said she liked it
>>150874187I can't get how over their name and logo just makes them look like a create-a-team from NHL 17 or some shitUtah Hockey Club unironically had more soul despite being a deliberately soulless placeholder
>>150874204I can’t believe she took him back. His dick must be insane
>>150874219shes like 50 no one wants to day and remarry at 50 just work it out, its the only way.
>>150874230That makes sense
>>150874211the colour scheme is pretty terrible too. should have gone with main black and second red colour scheme and go with something like Utah Cowboys or some shit like that to give it a little sovl without the minimalistic crap logo
>>150874266I wish they had used more unusual colors like brown or purple
I never knew this was a rule
>>150874266you can't say the color scheme is terrible and then suggest they pick the most generic option in sports
>>150874298They don't test for coke in the NHL and some players do use it on their free time. It's technically a performance enhancer, but you'd have to use it during the games which probably doesn't happen.
>>150874342I never knew that. The Russians definitely love it
>>150874068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxnDaWYl9olatino boomer music kind of day i'm afraid
>>150874187Is Tanevs goal to make a retard face for every meme team in the league?
>>150874353Gary ordered him to. This will grow the game somehow.
>>150874367>hes just like me! frfr
>>150871433If Kaprizov goes to long Island it would honestly be better for the sport. Fuck every free agent picking that shithole in mannattan
>>150874352Thanks for the inspiration. I’ll listen to bossa nova and Santana
Preseason Garyleague hockey starts tomorrow bros
wet slippery Nicolas Roy
>ate something with too much food dye in it yesterday>green marner todaytrade to stars confirmed?
>trade an arm and a leg for 17 games of Guentzel>trade an arm and a leg for 13 games of Rantanen>sign an at best sex pervert at worst rapist what is Tulsky’s master plan
>>150874547Maybe you’ve been eating a lot of veggies
>open /hoc/>they're still sticking their fingers in their ass and smelling it, hilariously talking about their shits all day>Cartwheel out of /hoc/ in disgust
drinkin' boozehackin' darts thinkin' about Tate McRae's booba
First day ragebaiting hocgeneral dot com kinda nervous
>>150874624it's ok buddy you got a leaf flag you can say any old shit and piss off half of this thread just by existing
>>150874624thoughts on the Flames? thoughts on retarded crippled rape victims? thoughts on fat kids from long island that commit rape?
>>150874555Still being the best team in the metro
why are the Mammoth waiving Connor Ingram? Who's the backup for Karel Vejmelka
>>150874717probably one of their AHL guys
kalpa-tappara in a bong
>>150874691Wow that’s good enough for zero (0) conference final wins
>>150874555McLeods pretty good looking I doubt he has to rape
>>150874757Unfortunately they still are the best metropolitan team objectively and subjectively
>>150874735Is tappara still the favorite in liiga?
>>150874717They don’t want to deal with him and his mentally ill antics
>>150874781they're not even the favorite for this match
>>150874791all goalies are mentally ill its our entire base
>>150874791Edmonton Oilers we finally have the goalie Connor McDavid needs
I'm a Flamiac
remember when Florida swept randy and the randy coach said they weren't really swept kwab
>>150874781They should be
>>150874608Happy Friday!
oh nvrmind Ingrams making 6 million but thats funny some guy enters the assistance program, comes back from that, GM puts him on waivers lol back look for the league sending some mentally ill guy away as soon as he got better. Fuckin Bill Armstrong you crazy sonuvabitch
>>150874826Happy Friday fren. Any big plans this weekend?
>>150874691>>150874763Being the best metro team is like being the smartest retard
>>150874875we love Stephen here
>>150874817Roids and creatine melted his brain
>>150874890
>>150874918Is it good? I should read more
the swedish word for speed is Fart
>>150874809A true goalie needs severe autism to succeed. Remember Tim Thomas?
>>150874941he wasn't autistic just hated librels
>>150874921It's written in the tone of a first-person citizen of the location and reminds me of old religious texts >have you ever read Blood Meridian? Fervency is a word I rarely use, but it fits both works
>>150874961Guess Lehner is a better example of a crazy goalie
Gary says CTE doesn’t exist and it’s an anti- semitic conspiracy theory. Time to bring back enforcers?
>>150874918Canadian LEGEND Margaret Atwood mentioned
>>150874961He was extremely autistic and CTE riddled
>>150874856Get delicious food to celebrate the sec pushing back difficult financial regulations
>>150874813Why aren’t they pursuing Carter hart? He’ll be on the market soon
>>150875013nah that's me
Lotta talk about CTE right nowAn intern is going to get whipped for this
ayyyyy we gotta a genius ova here
>>150875072Please see a doctor
>>150875119I won't
Why are Swedes so shy?
>>150874809I have literally never met a normal goalie
Ok
>>150875198could absolutely bury you in any geography quiz
>>150875251Yea nice try ragebaiting me again. Anyways I dont have time for this nonsense, the Swedish 2nd league starts in 30 minutes.
>>150875194I did but he sucked
So ovi is competing
>>150875318Then he wasn't a real tendie, gotta be somewhat dysfunctional, or it doesn't take
>>150875328He was exposed so hard that he switched to lacrosse
>>150875343And when is "he" due to transition?
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am a skellefteå supporter, but i WILL watch the björklöven game that's starting soon because i am curious about them :)
haha lol wacky AI image slop
>>150875387>WHY!?! Why would graffitotag something so sacred, /hoc/??? WHYYYYYYY?!?!That's what you sound like
>>150875362I have no clue how many of my classmates are now gay or transitioned since I don’t keep up with any of them. I do know one of the lad bros had a pink mullet, so I suspect he’s zesty
TRB has posted the same 17 images on /hoc/ so often that you can tell its him by the images posted. So kindly fuck off you retarded faggot
>>150875405Even the worst photoshop is better than ai slop
>>150875406Every single woman I served with in the military is now in a committed relationship with another woman>and that's just great I guess >>150875421STOP TRYING TO CONVERT ME!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR CHURCH!!!
>>150875438aren't you the guy who lost in combat to a burrito and then got raped by a fat kid from long island
>he posted the same fucking image again
>>150875476answer the question
>>150875489Fuck You
why bother with the rapefaggot when he'll never say anything and do the same shit every day. He's unfunny, spams the same shit every time, "watches" games by putting the google scoreboard and copypasting the same shit every thread.
Post something hockey-related, Bud, I dare you
>>150875378We NEED them to SHL! Cmon let's go CRAZY and MEME THIS TEAM!
>32 Thoughts (Sept 19): No surprise to anyone but Elliotte says Pat Verbeek has received calls on Mason McTavish and Verbeek has told everyone he's not interested in trading him. >"He's shown no interest in trading him.""most exciting offseason in NHL history"
>>150875512>having a pro-relagation league weirdoes
>>150875529hockey should have pro-rel unironically. We have too many teams, and too many regular season games with zero stakes.
>>150875496we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue
>>150875539Please relegate teams until only 20 remain in the nhl
>"No bullshit!" Mike Sullivan yells before sending the second group on another round of conditioning skates.Guys I think there might be even more bullshit than usual this year
>>150875549thats not how pro-rel works
McDavid will sign with Vegas and he and Marner will take over the league.* Just you wait and see*in the regular season
>>150875559can't even reply to the correct post because you're so fucking retarded and raped
>>150875559why did you think playoff goals count toward regular season records?
>>150875539NHL2 would solve that problem, plus we could shrink the Tier 1 NHL by a few teams and get the off-season back to a reasonable length>for rehab and training and stuff, admin takes time as well
eat a cock you retarded raped faggot. stop forcing your unfunny "NHL2" shit.
Fuck You, Mitch>tl;dr doesn't go hard enough
>>150875559You'd give the satellite city of Anchorage a team, but not Honolulu?
>>150875571Raped retard
>he deleted itlmao what a raped retard
Christ how badly did Mitch rape trb? He's making AI slop about him kwarb
>>150875591we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue
the raped faggot should get banned btw
bud + 1 = trb
just me and my imaginary friends
>>150875557Gary is truly invested in that market
>pretending that Anchorage or Honolulu stands a snowball's chance in hell in a pro or semi-pro league They should both join the Asia League
>>150875507Who’s challenging Florida in the finals this season?
>>150875685we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue
shithawks are backexpectations are very low
>>150875685you should stop being a raped retard
Time for Ice Bear
>>150875722i love the opening for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWXfduDonY
>>150875746Reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU
>flags>chants and singingThe NHL will never have ultras cause it's just not a part of the culture here, and that is very sad
>>150875685R-A-P-E-DF-U-C-K-I-N-GF-A-G-G-O-T
>>150875779Trvke.
>>150875746don't reply to him unless you're calling him retarded or raped or both
>He's still spamming the same 20 logos again with zero text>He's still just opening up google and "watching" gamesplease fuck off
>>150875689our habsies of course
>the Honolulu Polar Bears
The queers are still queering off.
>>150875869shit gimmick
>>150875869raped bitch
>>150875866Habs have a lot of developing team but they’re a long way from being contenders
>>150875903Islanders?
jesus fuck we need a wha so badly
>>150875914
>>150875924We already have a women's hockey association
>pretending to be a retard for your own amusement
>>150875903true but anything can happen, we just have to beliebe.
>>150875962I know. But I still think Florida are the clear eastern favorites. I’m not sure who can challenge them
>>150875981the Randys and Little Brother stand the best chance
The queers are queering off AND seething.
>He just suggested to bring back the WHA. Are the jeets at his house yet?>Sir, they've just texted me back and said they're in his garden and about to start the operation.
>>150876007raped bitch
>>150876007nah it's just a shit gimmick the punctuation makes it worse
Elite Ice Hockey is on, lads >Debbies and Flames
>>150876037we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue
>/hoc/ is for friends
>>150876059raped bitch
>>150875997Tampa’s door has shut hard. They’re half the team they were in 2022
>>150876092Just Like My Islanders>>
>>150876092I knowSo consider how light the load is going to be for Sunrise, cause their first two Eastern competitors are rebuilds
>>150876101the just like my islanders poster is the kid that raped you and you're too retarded to figure it out
>>150876037>>150876059>>150876101real fucking question why do you STILL fucking post here
>>150876108Fuck You
>>150876110we all wish you got killed by the burrito because we fucking hate you
>>150876111>>150876111>>150876111New
>>150875771based
