7-7 end of 1st
Say his name
>>150864776Tua Turndaballova
A wager for /sp/. If the Buffalo Bills win this game, all beautiful, sexy women of color become the sexual property of hung, handsome White Men. If the Miami Dolphins win, the same result happens.
I am 30 years of age
>>150865615Meant to askWhat ya drinkin?
you all see this?
TUA is so fucking bad.
>>150865422Sounds good, I’ll take it.
>>150865667yeah
Which city is less of a shithole, buffalo or miami
>14-14 at the halfI thought BIlls were a good team?
>lelphins chimpout
Migged
>mr cuckside
mr. brightside for josh allen
>>150865422are women of color even into white men?
he just ran right down the middle
>>150864754I hope the Dolphins respond with a TD. I don't want this to turn into a blowout. This is a good game so far.
Why don't the Dolphins try stopping the Bills on defense?
>>150866201you were saying?
What a bunch of fucking retards
What does sex feel like bros
is there any reason why people dog on tuahe genuinely seems like an ok dude so i dont really get it
Why did tua stop going deep to Tyreek? That shit was so good and fun to watch
lol 15-20
>>150866412like if you put a bunch of sand into a bag of some sort
>>150865785ika could use her tentacles to handoff the ball 50 yards down field. Very unfair.
twitch stream is fucking up
>>150866412you cum and then you realize you dont really like her
Who is this woman in a yellow dress driving poorly?
>>150866412Depends on who you do it with. But it can be really, really great.
>josh allen making gun signals after tuddyis this allowed?
>>150866412Somwtimes when I fuck my wife the orgasm is so powerful it feels like it's coming all the way from my asshole
>>150866420Pooa unironically cannot throw deep anymore
>>150866422I saw that too lol
>>150866412i wish i knew
>>150865422I want to cum in a black girl so bad bros
>>150866412milk and pennies
>>150866412blowjobs are better
how was that a roughness call? dude didn't fall on him and was wrapped up
>>150866400White men no. Racist white men yes.
it's 5am, good morning frens! I get to watch almost all of 2nd half, feels great! score is really tight, can some cool fren give me quick details how is this possible, was expecting a blowout
>>150866441I've heard they're having to rename the formations since Shotgun and Pistol were problematic
>>150866448They don't even try anymore though
>>150866412makes you feel physically good for a fleeting moment and then the despair kicks in for weeks
Mood
>>150866435peter parker
I have the same physique as fitzpatrickis it over for me
>>150866410
>>150866412salty bags of sandy coins
>>150866457Blowjobs are gross
ryan fitzreddit
>>150865645Kilchoman Sanaig
>>150866469He got old
>>150866447I feel the same thing when I fuck your wife
Did you guys see the water bottle pony tail girls running back into the locker room with all the players during halftime? What do you suppose they do in there?
https://youtu.be/-5lzIZ0b2F8
I finally licked a girl's asshole recently. Gotta say, it wasn't all it was hyped up to be.
>>150866458Looked worse in real time. Probably a bad call.
>>150865615Open 2nd from left and let me know how it is>oregonanon from a couple threads ago
>>150866412once he gets his cock worked in and you loosen up it feels pretty good
>>150866410How do I find a woman like this
ANOTHERFUCKINGSCREENlmao
>>150866412nutting raw balls deep in a hot chick is one of the best feelings in the world. not worth dealing with women tho desu
>>150866412not much tbqh
>>150866478Receiving them, not giving, faggot.
does anyone have the betting odds on a green dildo making an appearance?
every other dolphins play is a screen that gets blown up behind the line of scrimmage
Ah, so this is the super high IQ offense I've been hearing about
>>150866463Because they know it's impossible
>>150866490what did you think it would be?
Bills fans are cringe.
>>150866412It's ok. I'd rather feel this
>>150866491isn't "the upstairs" supposed to look at calls now?
>>150866410Is this supposed to be funny?
>>150866488Take loads.
>>150866430PNC is a powerful.. powerful shift in forces.
>>150866400generally women gravitate to men that are similar to them...
>>150866400yeah
no woman will ever want to have sex with meteams for this feel?
>>150866505warra lad
>>150866517God, I hope not. We need fewer officials, not more.
>>150866515thats a happy man
>>150866526the browns
>>150866505achievable natty?
Man Im a pussy why did I get rid of my bet lol dam it was only 30 bucks oh well fuck.
>>150866488bible studies, probably
women are gross stop posting them
thats on hill. ball was in a spot he could definitely catch and he just jumps and goes limp armed
How common is stroke in a 27 year old who works out regularly?
>>150866512Looks like Tyreek can't catch it anymore either
>>150866515Imagine having a daughter in this day and age.
>>150865422based, I like those odds
Shit teams
>>150866371Who’s this? She’s built for bbc (big beaner cock)
reverse hospital ball
Hill can't jump lol
>>150866534As a matter of fact, a case of Natty Ice daily is exactly what you need to achieve that
>>150866537Why is she tying his shoe?
>>150866544VAXXED
>>150866555Based Megamind
>>150866515
>Tua can't throw deep they said.
>>150866412
>>150866537I'm grateful she is willing to tie my shoes for me as I am double fisting double jack and gingers and have no place to put my drinks down.
>>150866544There's been an increase of that in these past few years. No one in the medical field knows why
>>150866556gee I wonder anon. I wonder if there's any way to figure this information out.
That jungle giganigga tyreek “beat my wife and kids” hill shoulda caught that. wtf are they paying that boy for
>>150866544I would say you only have an 85% chance of having a stroke right now.
bleach that latina
>>150866562How the fuck...
>>150866543He got scared, didn't wanna extend and expose himself to a hit
>>150866543yeah alligator armed it
>>150866555Fucking huge head on this lad
Tua sending the other team to the hospital now
>>150866571would say starting around 2021 or so?
>>150866501>gmfb
>>150866555Sisters?
>>150866460gm frenShort weekDivisional matchup
>>150866541get back to watching film, gayleb
>>150866480DRIVE FASTER BOOOOOOY
>>150866582just lie and pretend
>>150866582Tsmt here’s a giga gif to represent us
>>150864776David Tua
>>150866566He literally underthew his receiver KWAB (kek what a Bahamian)
>>150866584harsh, but fair.
>>150866505Josh Allen in the worst timeline
>>150866460the dolphins have actually played really well, they're looking sharp and on time offensively.
>>150866546I do, what about it?
>>150866582you know you stop caring at some point right
>>150866556sorry anon she's only sexually attracted to cats
will Achane get some more touches? im being destroyed in fantasy by a guy who just stacked bills player (allen cook keon AND bills kicker)
>>150866582No, either join a monastery or get on neetbux. Its not your fault, you were just born into a terrible era
>>150866572Just gimme a name or I’m cum tributing you.
>>150866582Fake it til you make it.
>>150866582You aren't missing much tbqh
>>150866617>terrible eraLolLmao even
>>150866412hot ham water
>>150866618shut up zoomer
>>150866582just ask god for a gf if you are genuine in your ask he will guide you to one its literally that EZ m8
>>150866612Well how do you cope and which one do you have? Or both?
glorp
>>150866613I don't believe this, I believe the truth is far worse. Everyone who claims they've reached the point of not caring is using apathy as a coping mechanism to drown out the intense feelings of loneliness that have been building up inside them for their entire life.
pay attention to the FUCKING game and stop posting off-topic shit
For me, it’s the rich, bold peanut taste of JIF™ extra crunchy peanut butter.
>>150866618look at the fucking filename you retard
>>150866643
>>150866643>>150866644Laughed audibly
>>150866638no! my brother it is called detachment! and it is the key to happiness!
>>150866501Having visceral, primal sex with a woman you love and are committed to is an amazing feeling. One night stands are not worth the red tape and the headache. Literally just save yourself the trouble and jerk off to get the poison out if you have to.
>>150866638Nah bitch. Some have stronger resolve than others.
>>150866625The "women are allowed to read, write, vote, and have rights" era is objectively terrible for civilization
>>150866627So watery. And yet it has a smack of ham to it
*glomps you*
>>150866644Skippy is GOAT nut butter bruh
>>150866588oh yes I know but since I couldn't watch 1st half I was thinking if bills had special fuck ups or if fins did something special etc. :D for sake of conversation you know fren. my hot take for frend fins should just start rebuilding. get a new coach, trade tyreek, start over
>>150866632I have a bent dick. Idk what "hard flacid" is. My dick still gets hard, maybe not as hard as it used to, but functionally hard. It bends to the left pretty significantly. You can feel the plaque buildup beneath the skin if you press on the base of the shaft.
>>150866468Nico it's Roman, let's go bowling!
>>150866638Please stop reading my thoughts.
>>150866643Ah bloo bloo
These football players are slow lol what are they doing in practice?
>>150866638you need the experience at least once. I lived with a bitch for a couple years who wanted to get married, I hated it. fuck living with women. i also hate my mother tho
>>150866513I thought she would moan or something cause she also had a vibrator on her clit. But she just stayed quiet killing the vibe.
>>150866582your problem is you expect girls to take action but that rarely happens. Women are very indirect unless you're super hot or have some aspect that's she's super into. You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take
>>150866666Great digits
Why do so many black QBs need wristbands with the plays on them?
>>150866665How old are you
>>150866644Its pronounce 'yif' like an effeminate Spaniard is talking
>>150866643What are you, a Janny? >>150866662Skippy is ok
>>150866582Reminder that these kinds of people are also spamming /pol/ shit in every thread
>>150866643My nigga, gamethreads are like watching the game at the bar with your buds. You're gonna talk about shit not relevant to the game. It's just natural.
Defense saving the day, how will you respond Tua?
>>150866647>>150866648
tua LEGACY drive incoming
>>150866400You’d be surprised how into white guys they are
>>150866644>extra crunchyFaggot. Smoothchads get in here
>>150866582Having a family is really the only reason to put up with a woman. If you want a family, it’s not too late just come up with a strategy for meeting a woman and keep trying you’ll eventually find one. If you just want sex pay a prostitute and save yourself a lot of money
>>150866505LANKLETS our response?
>actual good game for once a thursday>eternal faggot losers trauma dumping insteadyeah I knew this place was shit bye you faggots
>>150866682All QBs have them, racist idiot.
>>150866682Coward
Guys, I think I'm racist :(
>>150866638If you have the Holy Spirit, you don't have to feel lonely because you aren't alone. Feelings of loneliness are pressure from demons to get you to make bad decisions and destroy your life.
>>150866701Smoothfags are smoothbrains
This game is looking interesting, so Tua will throw a pick.
>>150866690and hopefully they will be of positions of power one day and repeal the 19th amendment
>>150866582What helped me was getting a job where I interacted with lots of co workers.
>>150866643This happens around the 3rd quarter of every primetime game. People just lose interest until it's crunch time.
>>150866684jif in hell furfag
>>150866708See you next week.
>>150866644Gotta be Adams
NFCW Thursday night games are usually boring as shit.
>>150866719Hail, Satan!
JJJOOOOSSSSSHHHHH
I want to have sex with men.
>>150866666Holy digits also I should’ve never read your emails and stayed away
>>150866692I don't goon with my friends at the bar
>>150866738go bills btw
>>150866726>hello youtube, The Professional here
>>150866717>Guys, I think I'm racist (:fixed
>>150866738go eagles btw
>>150866732>NFCWanon...
Inb4 tua throws pick but guy runs wrong way and fins get 2
>he fell
>>150866644Peter Pan is the best overall imo. smoothness and taste.
I haven't bought peanut butter in years because I'm not a child
Hill is so fucking washed
>he beats him off
>>150866708See you in 3 minutes
>>150866732Yea im not excited about darnold vs midget
>>150866682Either b8 or you're one stupid motherfucker.
>>150866738Chiefs fan btw
what does tyreek hill do exactly
>>150866738Caleb...
Why do the Dolphins throw the ball on 2nd down so much?
>le take timeouts on defense head coach
>>150866680I've tried dating apps but I 99% of the women who liked me were fat, which only made me feel worse about myself knowing that fat girls apparently see me as "obtainable". Some of the girls who like me were actually pretty attractive but they always ended up ghosting me.>>150866690I don't disagree with you but I don't do that.
>>150866665The Wikipedia page for it explains it pretty well, like a constant semi erect state or some shit I’m pretty sure I have it. Poorly understood and researched ofc.
>>150866767beats women
>>150866738NFL fan btw
63 pass yards is grim
>>150866767drops footballs and beats the shit out of his wife and kids
>>150866738hey aaron
>>150866767make plays and never suffer a woman
>>150866738based
I’m currently thinking antisemitic thoughts
>>150866767beats women which is pretty based
>>150866767be wasted because his retarded qb is too noodle armed to take advantage of his speed
>>150866757Meh, it'll all kill that one annoying kid in class who is allergic
>>150866738>Caleb talking with Brady in the production meeting for this week
>>150866738well howdy
>>150866775just fuck fat chick nigga
>>150866753I'm talking about Cards-Hawks for next week, numbnuts.
>>150866680>thisI go to a yoga studio and in 5 years none of the members have been really friendly, but none of them have ever asked me out. I don't ask them either bc I don't want to break the spell of being able to be in peace around all of them
I'm hungry
>>150866770>run run pass is too predictable - mcdaniels after going through five minutes of alcohol withdrawals
Can we all agree that all natural peanut butter is fucking bullshit
going to just get this off my chest. i had a hot chubby latina dominate me and slip a finger in my ass on monday. i havent been able to look anyone in the eye since. the shame i feel from how hard i orgasmed with her inside me is palpable in every waking moment.i cant even focus on the game.
Tua's a bum lmao
>>150866784>dude stats lmaowho cares if you win?
The Jews did this
>>150866775accept your destiny
>>150866790good
>>150866807We cannot. It's great.
>>150866289>princeton/yalewinsloldon't know about that one
i want to have sex with south east asian women
>punting on 4th an 5cowards
53 million a year btw
>>150866793We put peanut butter on the doorknob of our allergic friends bedroom and he wouldn’t let us go near it after.
>>150866790Pattern recognition is a key factor in MENSA eligibility tests
>>150866745Then you will never be a real man.
>>150866808Go Pack Go!
>>150866807no? the best peanut butter is the oily shit where the only ingredients are peanuts and salt
>>150866790that's illegal in Trump's America, reporting you to the authorities
Is Mike McDaniels related to Josh
>>150866613i'm 32 and it still hasn't happened yetit's only gotten worse
>>150866803what the fuck? that's a weird looking dog
>>150866717My brain is, but my dick isn't
>>150866812Well you need the second half of the sentence to be true to be able to say that
feed Cook
>>150866797>>150866814I'm not losing my virginity to a fat girl. Fat women disgust me. It's not that I think I'm better than them, I just find the folds of a fat body to be absolutely revolting. Plus that experience would stick with my in my mind for my entire life, I'd never be able to forget it. I can't live like that.
Bills are getting away with so many late hits tonight, they are more refbabied than the chiefs>t. Steelers fan
>>150866828No one actually believes this
STOP letting hate win in this thread
I can't tell if Hill is still good and is being wasted in a shit offense + bad QB or if he's also washed
>>150866832yeah they're husbands
I can't believe this tua fella is still in the league
>>150866832No, Mike McDaniel is a black man
Step up in the pocket and make the fucking Im so sick off watching this left handed manlet
>>150866644>>150866730I just tried this stuff and I really like it. It tastes like peanut butter that was made with ground up ballpark peanuts
>>150866796>the rootinest, tootinest, new-boot goofinest cowboy this side of Brokeback Mountain
All the fast food places are lowering their prices.*for a limited time to get you back into the habit of fast food again before they jack up the prices again
Every play should be Tyreek gets the ball in 1 second everyone block
>>150866790Cool it with the antisemitic thoughts.
Tua my expectations are already low but jesus, make the easy read
im so afraid of having a stroke. I live alone so no one would be there to help if I did
>>150866790Not cool
>>150865615Why did you save my wine photo?
>>150866847He's slow now, can't get seperation
have the dolphins had a drive longer than a 3 minutes tonight?
>misses hill wide open
>>150866832well one has an s at the end soo
>>150866842if you just want to lose your virginity just go pay an escort. It's not a big deal and once you see waht a not-big deal is, it will change your POV.
>>150866828Yeah I really wanna slather an oily patch of shit on my sandwich to make a pb&j
>>150866803Mee too, but it's a bit late to be eatingI'll get up early and make myself a nice breakfast
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
>>150866844That's because they're too lazy to stir. Useless faggots.
>>150866855Why is that bear such a fruitcake?
>dolphins haven't been to an owl since 1984
>>150866843It's so gross watching Allen flop and look for a flag every time he's hit. If he was the one winning super bowls he'd get so much hate
>>150866790based genetic dead end
>>150866842better men than you have tried, but they all succumb
>>150866797>thissome are kinda cute and most are chill at least >>150866775until you get your feet under you
>>150866863I would fucking love to die from a stroke alone. Count your blessings, asshole
>>150866847He is extremely, EXTREMELY washed. The only thing he can beat is his poor wife
>>150866842Fun fact, when you close your eyes and lean back, all you feel is a pussy.Ben Franklin had a saying: “In the dark, all cats are black”That means a pussy is a pussy, dawg
>>150866847Tyreek is good after the catch or going over the top of a defense, the entire Dolphins offense is quick game dink and dunk so Tua doesn't die.
>>150866863It’s ok. A rookie cop will be sent to find you and your rotting corpse will scar him for life.
>>150866872They had a long one right before half. But they stopped the clock a few times so I’m not sure on timing length
I'm honestly gonna quit the NFL over this float retardation
>>150866879Wow neat
Was I supposed to have kissed a girl by now? I’m 22
>>150866819Me too
if youre an adult who watches wrestling you must be euthanized
>>150866828that stuff is so disgusting and dry
>>150866775>>150866842fuck you
>>150866844You're addicted to sugar and used to the shit your lazy fat mom fed you
Why are you on /sp/ watching the game instead of going out and getting a gf?
>>150866863Stop fearing the inevitable
>>150866877you mix it up before...
>>150866903My first kiss was at 22
>>150866730>unemulsified oil sitting on top of barely chopped peanutsI'm not paying 10 dollars to stir my peanut butter you fucking kike
>>150866877>>150866844>>150866807>too weak to stir peanut butter
>>150866903I'm not a girl but I'll kiss you bro, we gotta look after you
>>150866910Eating organic pb doesn’t make you manly
>>150866911>going out and getting a gf?I'm going to try to do that tomorrow
>>150866906What else would I do during football off-season?
>>150866863I was once sitting in the car with my dad on the way back from visiting my uncle who was in hospice care after a stroke. We had been sitting in silence for a while when my dad said "you know, if I ever end up like that from a stroke, I want you to kill me". I laughed because I thought he was joking, but when he didn't laugh I turned to him and he looked me dead in the eye and said "I wasn't kidding".
>>150866881Might be a nod to the use of people with disabilities for labor
>>150866911im too old now
>>150866920Kek, reminds me of this
>>150866911Women can't score tuddies.
>>150866904women are gross stop posting boobs and ass this is a muscular athletic men only thread.
>>150866911I have a severe inferiority and guilt complex that makes me believe that I don't deserve any happiness
>>150866842You need reps and practice. Talk to and fuck fat women so you get experience and eventually you'll become more comfortable and won't worry about impressing anyone.
>>150866916>Wrists too limp to stirEveryone point at this failed male and laugh.
>>150866911anon it's 5:18am, she is still sleeping and i woke up early to get my football fix
we’re all watching WRESTLEPALOOZA on espn this saturday right bros??
>>150866903My first kiss was unironically the night trump was elected the first time. I came home and they called the election, was definitely a strange night
>>150866925>get fit>learn a language>find a new hobby or learn a new skill
>>150866911i missed my chance
>>150866911The real answer is she said no
>>150866926Damn
>>150866929>the dildo
>>150866863worry about choking on food, what are you elderly?
>>150866904sexo who who who
i would have been married with kids if i was into chubby women like i am now back when i was younger.
>>150866937bssed
>>150866911I'm unworthy of love and companionship
james cook is having a good game give him the fucking ball
>>150866944I am fit, I speak American, and I already have based hobbies (fishing and woodworking).
>>150866957True, true.
>>150866911I have a flight tomorrow and my dad is driving me to the airport in the morning so we're watching the game
>>150866928not really. get a crazy 3/10 young Asian girl.
>>150866943Your dad must love Fox News too, huh?
>>150866911i'm gay (go fins btw)
Fuckin finally
>>150866929Not funny
>>150866819Based LBFM hunter! Go Bills
>>150866493It good
>>150866944>I am>I know a language>I have multiple hobbies and skills
>>150866926Yeah, if you do that, you're going to prison forever.
ALLEN CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS
>>150866412feels like sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner after you accidentally sucked up an tuna can>>150866520not everything is supposed to be funny you ADHD zoomer. Ever heard of cute and wholesome?
I CAINT CATCH
>>150866973felony what?better be aggravated assault
>>150866955If it makes you feel any better, if you have kids with a chubby woman she's going to turn into an obese woman.It's my biggest fear that my future wife lets herself go and ends up fat. I want a petite wife I can manhandle.
>>150866955iktf
>bills struggling to score against this fins Dlmao it's over
>>150866969I think it was abc. Hard to recall but I know one network called it before them
>>150866973holy shit that took way too long
>>150866911For me it's 2D women and it's not even close
This game sucks.
for all the whiny faggots in the thread, you know if you make money you can just go to se asia and buy a gf/wife right?
Bills can't put it away. Phins will steal it.
>>150866976why cant horny women be more available bros? like they should just be on an app or something where you can just mutually hook up>inb4 tindertinder is for onlyfans advertising.
>>150866973Rampage has said he’ll bail him out but also that he’s disowned him
>>150866923It's hydrogenated seed oil, sugar filled slop. What's it have to do with manliness?
>>150866921Thanks bro, no gay shit tho
>>150867000they really need to move thursday games to friday or saturday
>>150866989>ADHD zoomerI'm 37 ya cum guzzler.
>>150866976boobs are gross, stop coomposting or im gonna filter you.
holy shit the pride are going to play the courage
>>150866940I paid for a product called "butter"; that implies total emulsification. I'm not going to pay premium prices to complete you manufacturing process for you, you filthy oven-dodging Christ killer
How tf is this not a blowout wtf are rhe bisll doing
>>150867013women arent horny for you
>>150867022This but Sunday.
Yeah my Eagles are gonna win it all again. These teams suck.
>another screenIs Tua the biggest YAC merchant in the League?
>>150866955you did the right thing. Imagine trying to build a life with somebody who can't do something as simple as keeping their weight under control. It only gets worse from that point too
>>150867016nothing. PB is kids food no matter what.
Josh Allen is not 240 lbs lol
>>150867017of course not, just bros helping each other
Once again, the defense is keeping the game alive.TUA PLEASE RESPOND HOLY FUCK
>>150866997eh, everyone ends up ugly and gross eventually
Ya'll are legit lonely and pathetic af ngl. You act like having a gf would make your life perfect but you don't even realize how much of a time/money sink they are, how difficult and stressful relationships can be. You get bored of the pussy in like ~3 weeks anyway, and it isn't going to change any of the serious underlying issues with your life and behaviour.
>>150867008I don't want a bug waifu!
Tua genuinely looks retarded
>that missed tackleholy shit just hit him you retard the guy just ran up to him and stopped
Have you guys bought tickets for the WNBA playoffs yet?
>>150867022that's for high school and college footballI'm pretty sure they can't show weekend games until December
up my ass
>>150866997>If it makes you feel any better, if you have kids with a chubby woman she's going to turn into an obese woman.and?
>>150867029Do you shake your ketchup before you put it on a burger?
Having drugs on you at all times is the only life hack you will ever need for obtaining sex
>>150867035based goonmatrix
>>150867008We want attractive wives
>>150867030The Dolphins weren't who we thought they were.
>>150867048go to some shithole in eastern europe then
>>150867051I wouldn't pretend to care even for a 10/10 model who invited me to a game
>>150867051I didn't even know the season started
>>150864754Ollie Gordon is going to be a superstar. He’s big, fast, and doesn’t want to go down
OLLIE GORDON BABYYYYYY
>>150866992Article doesnt say anything
Al Michaels knows about the wayback machine? Based
>>150867058also a great way to serve 5-10 in a state penitentiary
>>150867047Nigga Normies were committing sewer side from just a year and a half of no contact we need it NOW
>>150867058t Darren Sharper
>Ronnie BrownA great RB from the Auburn Tigers.
>>150867057no
>>150867047>You act like having a gf would make your life perfect but you don't even realize how much of a time/money sink they areI want a gf because I want a time and money sink. I don't do anything else besides go to work, cook for myself, shop for myself, watch football, and sleep. I want someone else to provide for and do things with to give my life the meaning and structure I so desperately lack. I don't want to be alone.
>>150867058I've had plenty of women chastise me for being a stoner.
>>150867035What in the obsession is this
FLAGS ARE KILLING THIS SPORT
>no one remembers Javorski Lane
>>150867090Because weed is for teenagers
>>150867061yet you aren't attractive yourself. curious
>>150867008If I had the money I'm not going for a SEA monkey, I'm going for a top tier, porcelain skin NE asian girl
>>150867080then you'll be having all the sex you need
>>150866638it is a coping mechanism. it has been proven scientifically that you cannot kill hope this is what zero-point energy and hawking radiation represent. it is simply too brutal for most males to look at the reality of sexual selection and admit that they either lost the genetic lottery or failed to use their youth accumulating power to attract a mate so they pretend to not care. the jews are going to use these "intense feelings of loneliness" to bait western males into war so they can kill them off while the serpent called "woman" is completely indifferent.
How do the Dolphins make every game they’re in boring? Even when they’re playing one of the best teams in the league.
>bills are frauds>ravens lost to them>burrow dedChiefs are making the owl again....
i have watched football since 1990i NEVER saw linemen running downfield even ONCE until the last 2 yearswhy are they doing this now?????
the dolphins are fucking retarded
>>150867068I could settle on a Bosnian I suppose...
>>150867085BASED
>>150867051I might buy tickets next year since my city is finally getting a WNBA team. As long as its significantly cheaper than an NBA game ticket
>>150867086LIAR
>>150867057We don't eat ketchup here
>>150867054it's a gay rule
>>150867089You want a wife and family, not a gf, so I'm not really referring to you. That said, if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.
THE GODS DEMAND OVERTIME
>>150866997my uncle had 3 kids with this lady, got a vasectomy, divorced, then married her younger sister
>>150867092>>150867035Nuke /tv/.
>>150867096You now remember T. J. Houshmandzadeh.
>>150867057I don't put ketchup on anything because I'm not a nigger, you hook-noses coin-clipping vampire
>>150867108Lions? Hello?
>>150867112Screens
>>150867118Salad dressing then. Separation is natural.
>>150867008where at in asia?
itt:
>>150867083t. Hardest hittin' safety in DA LEAGUE
What does “ride the float” mean? Im too old to get these zoomer references
>>150867058Bro just got married. It’s ez sex. I told my wife yesterday I wanted sex and she got naked and let me hit it. And I live with her. Sex is on tap 24/7 when you’re married
>>150867116Literally go to a local high school boys basketball game. The quality of play is probably better.
>>150867089you say this, but trust me. it gets old fast. I had exactly what you are describing, and it is utterly soul-sucking. women aren't worth it, especially how you are idealizing it inside your head
>>150866992You could maybe stretch it into attempted murder just because of how many times he hit him after he was unconscious, but it'd likely be plead down. Tack on grievous bodily harm too for that matter
>>150867108they should probably win a game first lmfao
>>1508671366 7
>>150867047if your gf is being a net negative on your life then you fucked up somewhere. It is much easier to do stuff with another person unless she's a lazy bitch
>>150867108Toxins O just needs to gel together and then it’ll be ogre for the afc and the chefs. T-trust me ;_;
>>150867112RPOs, basically the linemen are run blocking as if it's a run and are way past the line but the QB decides to pass anyway and it's a penalty. They should change the rule to it being like 5 yards past the line instead of 1.
>>150867127TJ Whosyamomma
>>150867129You're just plain rotten in the head, aren't you, bud?
respecter of women john hamm
>>150867106Hey, that's that girl who had her thong yanked by a dude as she walked.
>>150867030they're taking a page out of my Steelers' book and underestimating bad nfl teams thinking they will win easily and not practicing or lifting or anything the week before
>>150867136Farting
>>150867003 Camp Omega's favorite plumber
>>150866638You sound depressed.
>>150867127Chad Ochocinco
>>150867108Bucs
>asked my girlfriend to let me do 1 (ONE) unprotected thrust for my birthday (she isnt on birth control and we use condoms)>she said no and got madbros………
Why the fuck is this entire thread about virginity and peanut butter
>>150866638It's more you stop caring about your life and just keep going because you don't care anymore. There's no cope because you just stop thinking about that stuff at a certain point
>>150867127>you now remember Tim Biakabatuka
COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT HEY RIDE IT
>>150867133philippines are the easiest because they speak english and theres a ton of poors, but in reality any of those countries are fair game, vietnam, thailand,etc
>>150867166>unprotected thrustThat's exclusively for the bull
>>150867168Welcome to /sp/. Enjoy your stay.
>>150867047women have energy from Satan to want to go do stuff all the time too, has to be exhausting
>>150867166Start throwing things
>>150866719Blessed Christian poster
>>150867166She knows you both would enjoy it too much and stop using condomsShe is smart.
>>150867122>if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.I'm >>150866582 so I should probably just kill myself I guess
>>150867134Nah, I don't care enough to die
>>150867172YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE RIZZ
Excuse me chuds I'm part West African
>>150867150Not really, I just polished off a bottle of chianti before halftime and I'm well into another one.
>>150867130>>150867165Those are NFC teams doe
>>150867136It's an add. YouTube "NFL ride the float"
>>150867168I am not a virgin. I have fucked a jar of peanut butter. Deal with it.
>>150867168>Virginity Young men>Peanut ButterYoung Black Men
I love keeping my virginity by smothering peanut butter on my penis
>>150867054High school and college blow
>>150867166Get a vasectomy, goy
>>150867192Grim
>>150867136Its new world order jew speak. Don’t ride the float anon
>>150867127>T. J.Stands for Theodore James right? R-right?!
>>150867166>Eagles is my team btwWhy am I not surprised.
>>150866644>extra crunchyEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>150867166make her get an iud
why is it so melancholic in here frenswhen you wake up tomorrow you need to make a plan with small stepsyou need to accept that despite living in a world of instant gratification, good and great things take timedrugs and alcohol do not help you nor make problems go away permanentlyits definitely not late, chicks like a man with aspirationsalso you might just feel demoralized because of bad diet, no exercise and drugs that make you passivegood things come with efforti believe in you fren
Anybody else get physically ill at Redbull ads?
>statue of liberty jew quote Fuck off.
You're on 4chan with a bunch of shit in, obese, incel, racist, losers with no education, no training, no skills whatsoever that still live with their parents.
Based lateral
>>150867182Satan can't give anyone anything, all he does is distort and take away. He may convince you through sinful desires to commit energy to something, but that's a different matter than 'giving' you energy. Satan only steals and distorts.
>>150867172I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT >I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
Anyone else just not want to watch a dolphins game for fear of Tua getting his brain legit scrambled for the last time and possibly dying? Dude is a straight hazard
>>150867166>being in a committed relationship and her not just getting an iud
This should've been a complete blowout
>>150867172COME ON RIDE THE GOATHEY RIDE HIM
>>150867180>>150867166Hats off to the bullHis time ain't upBitter hell in the lion's denFor some of usHats off to the bullThe sun won't setTill the pain and the final breath
>memeteral
>>150867226Hey, I'm not obese.
>>150867226only like half those things apply to me
>>150867122>That said, if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.That's not true
You'd think in this day and age of razzle dazzle that laterals would be more prevalent.
>>150866886jokes on youI have an uncircumcised son
>>150867229fair enough, this may be a more accurate breakdown
I just tuned in. How tf is this close?
Kickers should have walk out songs
>>150867257New thread
>>150867166If you're not rawdogging and cumming inside EVERY time, you are a faggot and "your" woman has no respect for you
>>150867226i don't eat my own cum thobeit
Can we finally stop jerking the Bills off now?
>>150867139I watch some high school soccer games instead, its free and its outside instead of in a hot af auditorium.
>>150867251Memes mostly.
Tommy Arabia
>>150867253you got a brain in that skull?
Eightchan juking and jiving
>>150867252This but unironically.
I taste something sharp
>>150867226Jokes on you, I'm only a shut-in, obese loser with no skills.
>>150867243It's kind of true
>>150867226And one day we’ll rule the world.
Um ok bills hahaha that was pretty funny letting them get all those first downs like that in a row. But it's time to stop joking around and stop these guys
WELL WELL WELL
wasnt mcdaniel trying to get fired or something?
TYREEK ZESTY FLIPS
We gonna get some use out of that laugh at the Bills thread after all.
>>150867275Not unless you’re a söylennial who can only date someone their same exact age (me)
>>150867275you probably have at least until your early 30s to bag a decent chick in her early to mid 20s (if you arent a loser), they like the age gap
the dolphins look alright
>>150867280I don't think they're joking
>>150867275Are you trying to tell me to kill myself? Because it's working
>>150867219Shouldn't the two situations be switched around? Him hugging the ghost and thinking about working out?
H-hey Bills you're not actually going to lose this game right..?
>>150867256I did when I was a kid. Wasn't doing my own laundry and didn't have tissues. Easiest cleanup method was just to blow in my hand and slurp. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
I would've bet my house this game was gonna be a bloodbath.
>>150867226
I was told Miami sucks, what gives?
HOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINSHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM PHINS>HOL UP>HOL UP>WE DEM PHINS
MF Doom commercial? Hell yea
how did this team lose to new england?
Sorry, but buffalo is not a contender with this defense. Injuries or not, they're so average
im starting next thread by saying something so racist it will get the thread deleted
>>150867226Pooa Turndaballova XD
>>150867166Bro I got you. Just time up her cycle. My wife doesnt use BC and we use rubbers too most of the time. But women can only get pregnant certain days in the month, other than that you’re golden. There are cycle trackers online you find to let you know when it’s safe. I fuck my wife raw all the time
Billsisters….
>all capsClaude might be cool
>>150867301Bills fans wished they would win the Ravens gameAnd the Monkey’s Paw curled
>>150867229Get a load of this godhonk.
>>150867317stop stealing my ideas
Tua legacy game holy shit
>>150867299his past self is hugging him and quietly telling him "thank you for not giving up on me"
>>150866926I worked in memory care/hospice and we had a patient like your uncle. I really hope your uncle is out of his misery
>>150867298No I don't think you should kill yourself but you should quit this delusional fantasy that every problem in your life would suddenly, magically be solved if you had a girlfriend. How about instead of obsessing over not having one, obsess over how to be the type of man a girl would want to be with in the first place. Obviously, you are not that man right now.
NEW THREAD????
I'm not seeing Tua outplay Josh in the 4th and if he does, I'm gonna have some conversations
>>150867166I didn't even have to convince my gf to let me fuck her friends and it didn't take long for me to let me cum inside then with no condom. You're pathetic man.
>bills purposely losing to game in order to make sure that mike mcreddit gets to keep his jobKINO
>+12.5 spread in an NFL game Lol. Lmao even.
>>150867335I like that, thank you anon
>>150867343Coming right up
>>150867336He eventually passed. It was a very bleak ending.
Should I have a second glass of chocolate milk or switch to juicy juice cherry flavor?
Are the bills fraudulent?
>>150867337>every problem in your life would suddenly, magically be solved if you had a girlfriendYou don't know me. I have everything I want in life except a gf, and that one gaping whole is tearing me apart
When did Tua become a checkdown merchant? Weren't they airing it out like 2 years ago on a ton of deep balls?
NEW>>123758483637472U46272647274
No new thread?
>>150867353>12.5 in a week 3 Thursday night gameVegas is t sending their best
>>150867237Lol
>>150867348tips on sex with her friends?
>>150867363>juicy cherry flavored milk
>>150867348This never happened.
>>150867367You’ll get different problems and different holes to feed when you get one.
>>150867298>Because it's workingYou are gonna let some glowie get to you anon? Not even once.
Dolphins play some defense or I'm going to be sad
>>150867366This looks like AI. >>150867367You're missing my point. Read what I said again and think critically about it, examine yourself and you'll realize that if you were actually a desirable man you would have a gf right now, but you aren't, so you don't. It's not what you want to hear, but you need to hear it. Maybe one day you'll understand.
>>150867385Yes! That's what I want! I want those new experiences. I'm tired of being lonely, I'm ready for the new challenge, a challenge that comes with cuddling and feeling wanted by a woman
>>150867397>This looks like AI.Probably just the face filter.
>>150864754>>150864754>>150864754NEW
>>150867331he's correct >>150867367elliot rodger.. is that you?
>>150867397I'm just going to kill myself probably
>>150867400idk the vibe I get from your replies is lonely desperation and the last thing a women wants is a desperate, lonely man. It's like pussy repelent.
>>150867409Thanks, bro.
>>150867400women are all duplicitous whores. you'd be feeling fake emotions
>>150817071NEW THREADSince apparently no one else will
had a great greentext related to losing virginity but thread moved too fast and now it's not relevant anymore
>>150867348This but she had sex with my friends. Go Eagles
NEW>>150867308>>150867308>>150867308
>>150867415We're all in here
Why do black people have to pose and dance?
>>150867376Write a bunch of erotica shit. They love that shit. It started as a fantasy at first. >Invite non existent friend for dinner>sexual tension>EtcThen you incorporate her friends. Little by little.
baking a new thread right now ;^)nobody else make one im on it :)))new thread on the way
the bills are going to lose this shit
>>150867416How do you fake not being lonely when you desperately are?
Um janny? Baker?
>>150867348trying to get my gf to slut it up a little and maybe kiss her friends or flash me with them or something how can i do that?
imagine if they got Allen a decent receiver
>>150867414A lonely 4chan addict who will kill himself instead of examining his own heart and beginning the process of changing his life: gee, I wonder why women don't want to be with you? Lmao
so win or lose, McDaniel definitely coached well enough to keep his job, right?
>>150867411But he didn't say satan is a made up character.
>>150867422
Bake a new thread in the next 5 mins, or I'll take it into my own hands
>>150867400This anon>>150867416 is absolutely correct. They can smell it the moment you walk in a door. You need to develop the skills to have the energy that you’re desired by other women to attract actual women.
My god the bills are gonna fucking lose this
BILLS ARE THE NEW REFBABBIES
INITIATE REFBALL
>>150867445He's not making it through the season either way. It's just a matter of when.
reminder every prime time NFL game should be a sticky
>>150867453>>150867453>>150867453here, you lazy fucks
>>150867443What can I do to change my life?I exercise, I go to singles nights at bars every month, I'm a graduate student in an interesting field that I'm passionate about, I travel abroad once a year, I have tons of great friends.What is left for me to change? I can't get any taller.
>>150867454Only by mistakes on the Dolphins
>>150867452>You need to develop the skills to have the energy that you’re desired by other women to attract actual women.Go on....
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!??
>>150867437I've had 5 year long relationships and also been single for years on end and I just don't feel lonely. I think you are focusing too much on the wrong thing. You're just staring at your 'lonliness' all day instead of doing something about it. I just can't relate to men as pathetic as you, sorry.
FLOP BALL
>>150867400>I'm tired of being lonelyIM SO SICK OF BEING LONELYEVERY NIGHT WHEN MY MAN GOES OUT WITH HOMIEEEEESSSSS
>>150867467Be a man
>>150867477Fuck you too, buddy.
>>150867467Bro you just told me you're probably going to kill yourself, and then you're going to try and tell me your life is great ? You're a fucking nutcase, why would anyone want to be with you? lol
>>150867521Yeah I'm going to kill myself because my life is great besides never having had the thing I desire most.Plenty of schizos get laid, not an argument.>>150867511What does this mean? I can't change my personality, I'm timid and sensitive and I don't tease people or banter people, i just can't
The bill is taking the gas off the pedal so that McDaniels won't get fired. They are playing the long game
>>150867441What I said. Go to Literotica for inspiration. But you need to be dominant before you even try this. Can't be like that other loser who has to wear a condom.>>150867430
>>150867475Fake it til you make it. What I mean by that is you need to have the vibe of being in a relationship when you’re talking to them. Literally pretend that you’re married in your head. It’s a fine line of having a confidence of disinterest in trying to get her while carrying a conversation.
>>150867588>Literally pretend that you’re married in your head.I like this.>It’s a fine line of having a confidence of disinterest in trying to get her while carrying a conversation.Can you explain this a bit more? Please and thank you, Anon.
>>150867551im just a retard but the answer you seek is probably found within spirituality, or religion if that's what you have to entertain for some time. do try to get a gf and all that but that might not be the answer. but never kys, there is a answer. the issues might be psychological too do you do therapy?
>>150867702I'm beyond savingI've tried therapy, it doesn't help.I'll kill myself if I turn 30 without a gf, it is what it is, I will have failed.I have 4 years.
>>15086778234 here. Might as well end it now.
>>150867782>>150867864Shut up and just date a fat girl. There is a woman out there for everyone, you chodes just have your sights set too high.
>>150866493my first single varietal vespolina. a little age showing at the rim, watery with a touch of garnet into ruby w/red hue and a little more purple at the core. the color is nice. staining a little on the glass when you swirl it around and there's slight pigment in the legs.clay, earth, potting soil, wax rind, a little vanilla, bread, anise on the nose; with air the purple flowers, black fruits, ash tray smells come forward. plums, dried red fruits, blackberry, black currant on the entry. some minerality on the midpalate, as it opens up i get a cola note. ripe dark stone fruits with a little spice on the finish. dry linen tannins. agree with most of jkscully's notes on this bottle. definitely give this some air, it was closed when i initially popped and poured it in the glass and it took over an hour to really start singing. not sure if agree on the syrah comparison but it's very good QPR for $25, would buy this again to see how it does at the table.v. 2018
