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>>150866922>22blessed thread
>>150866922>22nice digits
Faggots
>>150866922Verlander had a bettet career
I think my DOYERS should secure some more wins!
>>150866922as fate would have it...
jays are gonna choke arent they
>>150866922Doyers
>>150867036the AL is weak af. they'll cruise to the WS.
>>150866922>22Ironic. That’s the team that Kershaw complained about constantly.
>>150866922>22hello, based department?
>>150866922F
Mets
You don't call a strike on that., Ump!
monkey bats
the brewers must be paying a fortune to have a roster better than the cubs, right?
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>2 game losing streak
>>150866922Here's a truck for Kershaw. Not a Dodgers fan, and I especially hope the Mariners sweep them out of Seattle next weekend. However, I love, love, love baseball history and he was an exceptional pitcher, even with all of those playoff chokes. We had so much fun on here in those years.
>>150867270keep your truck
>>150867247The game ended hours ago
>>150867270based
>>150867223brewers have a bunch of good guys on rookie contracts. it's not completely fair to compare
does anyone have the webm of kersh trying to eat a baseball?
I’m watching family feud in the background while I cook and one of the families is called the Snead family. Gave me a bit of a chuckle.
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>150867339it was posted near the end of the last thread
>>150867341You ready for this series tomorrow? I can't believe we're tied after this crazy season, right as we're about to play.
>>150867339>webm of kersh trying to eat a baseball?you mean the one where he's kissing it and whispering sweet nothings to?
ilyebapvr
>>150867373thanks
>>150867346rent free
>>150867339he was practicing tongue punching his bfs fartbox
he should keep playing
>>150867447god i miss my brazilian tranny ex
yammy's struggling
Yamamoto won't get to 7 innings at this rate.
>>150867510you should call him
I miss this Kershaw
>>150867532>himtry again chud
Who will take Kershaw's spot now?
I'm depressed he's retiring.
>>150867766ohtani
>>150867766Skenes, with 98% of his contract deferred
what the FUCK is grandpa Orel talking about now
the greatest #22
>>150867811he loves LA so it's possible! is he a FA next year?
>>150867393Yeah I’m excited. Win or lose it’s been a fun September
>>150867844
>>150867811>Skenes with the Dodgers' pitching and conditioning coacheshow many starts before TJ?
>>150867844literally no ass
tf is this strike zone
>>150866922Pedro is the GOAT. Kershaw is barely in the top-10
>>150867766skubal
>>150868049CK better. lower career era and whip
>designated bunter>will not stop getting hits
rortvedt is carrying the dodgers
>GIDPtani
THE LACES WERE IN!!!!!!!!!!!
>GrossDomesticProducttani
Max Fried will be winning the Cy Young, the writers will ignore his blister injury.
>>150867005verlander was flat out betta
>crowd singing josh allen's theme song
>>150868049ur a fagit lol
>yams on the mound >no run supportname a more iconic duo
rortie:)
how did the Doyers get Rort
>rags apparently have the most homosexual name for their rookie call ups>”the little rascals”the gayest name I could possibly think of. why are the rags like this?
japanese better than korean
>>150868425part of the 3 way deal with the Reds. Dodgers won that trade.> Tampa Bay Rays traded RHP Paul Gervase, LHP Adam Serwinowski and C Ben Rortvedt to Los Angeles Dodgers for 1B Hunter Feduccia.
>one more post season choke would be hilarious ngl
SCORE A RUN YOU BUMS
I think the dodgers should score some runs
can they give yamamoto some damn run support? He should chimp out. Or at least let him bat. its unreal how incompetent this team is
Let's go, Mariners.
Rortvedt mindraping Gilbert with his telekinesis
>bat flip on a walk
>>150868631wtf i love whores now
webb has to be the worst 'ace' in the country, can barely throw 95 mph and has to constantly rely on getting ground balls because all he throws is junk glad hes not on my team
>>150866922FProbably the best pitcher I've ever seen
>>150868685reminds me of Derrick Lowe
so does Logan Webb also get no run support?
Say hello to the Dodgers new minor league (A) team! The Ontario Tower Buzzers. They'll be settling into a new 100M sports complex. The Quakes will be returning to the Angels and the 66ers will be going to the Mariners (rip da modesto nuts).
>>150868685>noooooo you can’t just pitch to contact that’s what you sound like rn
>>150867766Dylan Cease
>6th inning and yamamotosan still doesn't have run supportno...
>>150868685groundball pitchers are based, look at the pitch count vs yamamoto
>>150868685No you can't just throw sinkers when you play in the marine layer to get ground balls because you just can't okay!
>>150868750not with Andy on the team
6 walks in 5 innings is unacceptable in the big leagues
You need bare balls
>bullpen warming upit's over.
>100 pitches and allows his first hit>PULL HIM NOW>100 pitches and walks his 10th guy >leave him inI'd like to see these autistic friedman flowcharts
fuck
yams with another good showing
Assless chapman
someone show the stats of ohtani when yama is pitching, i swear he throws on purpose to keep him the top jap
yams been good though
>doyer reliever time
Great game Yamamoto1-2-3!
>>150868840it really do be kind of impressive that he's scoreless with 6 walks
Why don't we just call it a tie, hit the stalls, and suck each other off?
is this the most boring game of the season both teams only have 1 hit and no ones hit a home run
>>150868932go giants!
>>150868685>67 pitches thru 5I don't know, that seems pretty good
>>150868932Because this a dodger game and not a braves game
>>150868935pitchers duel, chud
>>150868883Fucking love this webbum
>>150868956finger each other then?
>>150866922>The last of the multiple entriesWe all agree it would be the funniest thing ever if he just tanks the dodgers post season chances one last time and then retires, right?
>>150868935pitchers duels are based
>>150868685check out who's #3 on the strikeout leaders list
>>150868946he only have 4 strike outs though so that means hes getting lucky on where hitters are hitting the ball it doesn't mean hes actually a good pitcher
miggy-ro
Cmon Doggies!
A HIT!
A Webb on the bump is worth two Yams on the hill
>>150868969schadenfreude is bad for you
???
>buntingcuck
>designated bunter>unproductive bunt
doubletani
>>150868980he's got a worse WHIP that fucking tanner scott, do you think tanner scott is a good pitcher??
GOhtani
>hanging sweeperWebb got lucky that didn't end up in the seats
come on mookie its up to you now
>dropped the ballkwab
My Jints :(
Ok Bailey fucked that up
KEK
>HE DROPPED THE BALL
arent catchers supposed to be good at catching the ball?
>>150869025He has more strikeouts than Yams on the hill tho so your point is retarded and gay and you should shut up
doyers on the board!
don't get in benny biceps way
Come on Jints
>>>>jints
Doyers on the board
Webb kinda looks like a chunkier Jesse Plemons
gold glove guy never had it
fweddie :3
FREDDIE :)
freddie:)
>>150869071Look at her go!
vagiantbros...
max muncy is fat
mad max
Muncy sucks
this is why nobody posts in muncy threads
>>150869102fuck you
insane fucking catch
damn it
damn, nice defensive play
we all love max muncy
nice snag and throw from Adames there
slow ass teo
thank you willy
>>150869126fat
>>150869126speak for yourself, asshole.
>copekekit's over
>>150869144
Will the Dodgers bullpen hold on?
>3 more innings of dodger relieverswe're not gonna make it...
Here we go
We're so cooked
>Kopech already blowing itI'm tired of this same shit every game.
>kopkek already melting downhe got at least 1 out before doing this last time... 2.14 WHIP over his last 7 btw. FUCK
>>150869158I'd say it's not looking amazing right now
this shit is so predictable that it's just pathetic at this point
BLOWPEN
Doyers you know the rule. Padres lose, you lose :)
well it was fun for half an inning guys
Someone rip that nose ring out.
why does that fag have a nose ring?
what's this?
may as well give Roki a shot in the pen at this point. it can't really get any worse.
uh oh doo...
>>150869205it would be extremely painful
>>150869194yeah
>BlaQIt’s fucking over
>>150869212he seems inexperienced to be in high leverage situations. i'm not sure he can deal with the pressure.
>>150869156there are so many bumgarners in his hometown he actually dated a girl named madison bumgarner
>>150869222for sneed
>>150869231neither can any of these other bums
Is this going to be another Kopkek gets bailed out from having his ERA raped again?
>>150869231can he throw strikes?
>Treinen
>trannyineIt's over
this cartoon strip is still relevant
>>150869239>>150869246true, tanner and treinen can't find strike zones and when they do it's too damn hittable
time to introduce the world to relievertani
>>150869244I doubt it
c'mon chud if you can't do it for the team or the fans do it for Charlie
DA BLOWNPEN DOES IT AGAIN!!!
>Another walk
Mariners. For better or worse, it'll always simply be my Mariners. I'm nervous Mariners nation.
>treinen>doesn't even try
There's gonna be a salami isn't there
ENTER
DEVERS ASSAULTING OUR BROADCASTERS. AIIIIIEEEEE MAKE IT STOP!
I don't get why you guys are so mad, having a bad bullpen but good hitters makes the games way more exciting this game was fucking boring before the bullpen got in there
BALL IN THE BOOTH
doyerpacos kek
based Treinen, make those LA libs seethe for kirk
that ball to the broadcast booth was slick
kek doggie doos
Walked one in!
That was a strike
>doyerbabos
why dont people throw dildos on the field at mlb games?
>4 walks this inning
My Jintsies on the board
holy fuck lmao
>>150869279entertainment purposes
simply epic
>>150869212if he can throw 100 over the plate and still has the splitter its all they need
missed by one micron, chud.
kek doggiedoos
FFFFFFFFFU-
we unironically need Brock Stewart back. Henriquez, Wrobo and Casparius are also better options at this point.
Run goes to Kopech btw.
Call it a strike. The padres lost. The dodgers must lose too
>>150869292They're in the locker room
>Ball Three to Adames
Holy fucking umpball!
Umpires doing everything to keep the vagiants in the game, as usual
makeup call
>Another full countkek
lol this ump
move Kershaw into the pen also for the postseason
GOT THAT BOY BOUNCIN' IN THE BOX!
You never walk away from the plate before the ump calls it.
if not for the umps the dodgers would be winning this game 12-0
DON'T NOBODY WIN 'LESS I SAY SO
we love our umps here
Chap Mattman is a CHOKER
two more innings of this circus too lol
>matt crapman
BEHEAD ALL FUCKING UMPS
>strikeout with bases loadedThat's the Matt Chapman I remember from the Jays
UH JINTS?
>1 hit>10 walks>only one run scored
Umps hosed those last two batters.
I want to see an ejection before the end of the game
The blowpen walking 4 and making it out alive against the bottom of the order is like winning the world series to me
fuck you kopechtreinenyatesscott
Two more innings of this shit.
walking in only one run is unironically like winning the world series to us doyerpacos
>vagiantsdoyers and umps are literally giving you the game
Treinen
>>150869364
Close this fucking game Doyers!
>>150869359more than that, all game. for both teams.
Is Treinen an ICE agent?
>>150869368>umpshow
inb4 123 doggy inning
>>150869375can't be, he keeps giving free passes
>>150869373Just remembered the Mets are having to root for the dodgers because giants are two games back kek
>crapple tv game tomorrowshit, time to bring the good ol radio upstairs and use vipbox
>>150869370most of these are garbage but they nailed some of the pitchers
>>150869390feelsbadman.jpg
>>150869392
Ah, so Conforto struck out.
>>150869392got the previous one?
>>150869391I dont know a single person who has apple tv, what do people even watch on it?
>>150869392roblox yams is kino
>>150869402>nicknamed the autism creature
>no insurance runsGrim
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>150869402I look like this.
>>150869413
>>150869411appletv has a fuckton of award-winning shows I don't give a shit about
was playing the new skate game hows the game so far
>>150869411Ted Lasso is the only show I can think of from crappletvThey also show every mlels game but that's behind yet another paywall
>>150869392I like how shit the glasnow one is but still looks like himdreyer is my favorite
Yeah, the dodgers are gonna lose this
giants should be more pissed about run support
>>150869411severance and the studio are bretty popular
>>150869392Bro they fucked up Edman lmao look at the top of his head! Look at his lips! There are some pretty damn good ones though.
>>150869427the umps are fucking everyone in sight but you know what the story looks like if you just read doyerfag posts
>>150869428>The show follows Ted Lasso, an American college football coach who is hired to coach an English soccer yeah thats a pass
>>150869429why is shohei crying? :(
>>150869429>uohtani
>>150869429i swear i thought gavin stone was white...
>>150869427There's a new one? I only remember playing a demo of the original on PS3.
>Banda
>>150869392>hyeseong kim>dave roberts
>>150869447He bet the over
umps fucking over my dodgers..
>>150869455obscene that I have more conference in him than Kopech Treinen or Scott
>>150869392I'm pretty sure that Snell is actually Schwarber
>>150869429pages surprisingly accurate>kopechlol
>>150869468what kind of conferences you have with him
>>150869442ahh sasuga>>150869454yea its not bad. cartoony and f2p but if you wanna just sesh and bounce its pretty sweet
Giants have 10 walks and only 1 hit tonight
>>150869484have mercy I'm using an on screen keyboard with autofill
Banda got his shit together. Gonna be leaning on him.
>>150869455vtumor confirmed a faggot
>Hunter Greene is the nastiest pitcher in /mlb/, and there is not a close second, but he's made of GLASS.How much do you pay him???
You know it’s hard times when Banda is the best reliever in the bp
we need some insurance runs
>>150869490kek just ducking with you
It's going to be scott in the 9th, isn't it
>>150869491he's been consistent at least
I think the dodgers should lose this game for entertainment purposes.
>>150869496a starter that relies that much on his 100mph fastball is always going to be made of glass
>>150869498I think it's Henriquez. maybe have to unleash him and take our chances with him
>gloryholes
>>150869515And let the giants close the distance between them and the Mets. Good idea
>>150869496Stupid line vs the cubbies tonight9 IP0 ER9 K1 H1 BB109 PitchesToo bad who bails whenever his pussy hurts. He's a top 2 pitcher on the planet when he cares.
OHTANISAN DAISUKI
>Double Double Nice.
>>150869516He doesn't have arm, shoulder, or elbow issues. It's literally always a groin, glute, hami, or whatever. Sometimes we don't even know what it is and he just says he doesn't feel right. Generational talent pitcher that seemingly looks for reasons not to pitch. This is our life as Reds fans.
>roid sux>doggie doos
>>150869505getting comfortable with it. not sure yet if I should stick with or just buy a new pig
>>150869496>free agent after his 29 year old season6 years, 25 million AAV if he's playing up to his potential. 3 years, 18 million AAV if he's staying healthy but struggling.
>>150869534SoCal boy should be on a Cali team anyway
>no insurance runYeah it’s over
Today I will remind them
Vesia come on man
>9th inning>1 runI don't want to deal with this
freddie :(
>>150869556blow gays to the right
Vesia is good in these situations. I don't get the same anxiety I get with Vesia the way I get with a 4 run lead when Treinen or Tanner are pitching.
>>150869523entertaining though you must admit
>>150869552>made of glassdodgers overpay it is
3 outs
If the Reds make the playoffs Hunter Greene is perhaps the best ACE in the NL bracket. His stuff is otherworldly, and it's not just the fastball (which is borderline unhittable).
The Jints have only got one hit this game?!
no... anything but the blowpen...
last outs of the game, can't hold anything back now
>>150869577they should go to tanner scott
>Jints have 1 hit>might win anyway what is this shit timeline the Dodgers have been on lately
we're going to extras
On his complete game 1 hitter tonight, Hunter Greene dialed it up to 102 on his 107th pitch of the night. He's literally a young Verlander if Verlander were a pussy who got hurt all the time.
vesias solid, we got this easy
Fuck these umps
ABS is going to revolutionize late innings MLB baseball
2 more outs
GAME TYING HOMERUN
Koss more like Loss
>>150869585tard stats girl was on it
HOLY SHIT HOMER
1 more out
GRAND SLAM HOLY SHIT
>>150869592it will change everything. no more adjusting to a wonky zone from pitchers and hitters from the beginning of a game.
jintsbros.....
his stuff is so good
grads
DOYERS WIN LFG
Brutal game for the Jints offense
>>150869573between him, yamamoto, snell, cris sanchez i guess?
bats are back to ice cold. GG dodgers
>>150869607He's equally a workhorse and a pussy. What do we even call that?
>my Jints :(gg doyers
>>150869576last series the dbacks pitched 10+ consecutive no-hit innings against us (split across 2 games)that's just how we do shit these days
these niggas almost got no-hit kek
I can sleep happy.
Doyers won that gamegg jints cya tomorrowMagic number to clinch the division is now 6, playoffs is 1.
GG vagiants. See you tomorrow.
gg Jints see you tomorrow
GG JintsAt least you got 10 walks tonight
dodgers win!
>Doyers win ARRRRIBAAAAA
gg vagiantssee you tomorrow, I'll be there in the bleachers with the pacos
>>150869621>gameWhere you been all season?
gg doyers, beat you tomorrow
Fuck I've seen Kershaw's whole career from high school till now and now he's retiring. I'm 29 and going to die one day.
>>150869613The strikezone still changes from batter to batter, so there will still be an adjustment. There just won't be as much inconsistency anymore.
big bro you were supposed to lose today with us :(
Doyers won that game, by the way
Yeah I dont think my Padres can catch up now. Congrats on another division title doyers. Dont know why I thought we had a chance lol
Did you guys see my Doyers win?
when is kershaws last game btw
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>150869651Tomorrow.
>>150869651whens their first series of the playoffs?
>>150869657oh shit
>>150869643>>150869651Tomorrow
>>150869620fuck you, die
>>150869661
>>150869661He probably won't pitch in Seattle then
sex with kirsten
>>150869643It sucks. at least he was decent most of the season I guess. I still would rather see him keep going until the wheels come off completely.
>>150869666I think you should get some sleep!
>>150869661Damn dude this is gonna hurt huh?
>>150869671I could get behind this
https://voca.ro/1etFkZOkfdk5
>>150869649weird season. no one played like they really wanted it.
I hear the Gayborhood has a place with a cockmeat cheesesteak and their favorite customer is some Argentinian guy named Alejandro Esposito
is yams learning english?
>>150869689Don’t mention that sperg. He wasn’t here all day and today was a good day
>>150869689he really thought he would lay waste to this place didn't he
>>150869698he's hiding his power level. so he probably has some understanding but is still to shy to speak english publically
existential dread is always based but when it's clayton kershaw-induced it just makes perfect sense
6 walks with no runs is more credit to the defense, isn't it?
>>150869687Yeah just frustrating to see because there would always be these opportunities to close the gap but they would just fail spectacularly lol
>>150869705just be glad you got to experience it and he did it all on the Dodgers
good night baseball
God Abby is dayum cuteThem shades ^_^
>>150867036
>>150869669I think it’s already been confirmed it’s his last regular season start. Probably for the best because he’ll get lit up in Seattle
I cant wait for the playoffs /b/ros.
>>150868049>>150868166>>150868349
>>150869751doyer legend Pedro Martinez
>>150869745hasn't been confirmed, only that it's his last regular season start at dodger stadium
>>150869762Ma man
>Kershaw's last home will be on Apple TVFuck
>>150869751cool story bro. they're both legends.
wow, Kershaw and Pedro have identical ERA+sPedro is obviously better because he's not a historically bad playoff choker but I still think that's pretty neat
>>150869797Aw don't choose to be mad fellow dodger desu>>150869800I gotta give Pedro the edge for doing that at Fenway. I mean holy shit
>>150868166ck's dead bro and the only result was jimmy kimmel going on vacation for a while
My Doyers won btw
it's not only ERA+. They're very close in other stuff>IPPedro 2827Kersh 2844>SOPedro 3154Kersh 3039>K%Pedro 27.7Kersh 27.1>BB%Pedro 6.7Kersh 6.3>Cy YoungPedro 3Kersh 3>ERA titlesPedro 5Kersh 5>Pitching Triple CrownPedro 1Kersh 1
>>150869812he also played in the peak roid era
>>150866922why does this playoff choker get to be let into the hall of fame?
>>150869839Post your shit team and ill tell you why
>>150869812also when guys were juicing
>>150869830
>>150869843they never do
>>150869830shame Pedro didn't win MVP for his 2000 season
>>15086985599...because some hack decided to leave him completely off the ballot2000 he was arguably better
>>150869860he shoulda won both years
>>150869860I was a newfag but he lead the league in war both of those seasons. also those hitting stats are such a joke lol, bring back roids plz
>>150869392For me, it's Dave Roberts
Kershaw, Verlander, Greinke, Scherzer. I consider them the best pitchers of the last generation, around 15 years. am I forgetting anyone?
Doggies get the W
>>150869886Ryback
>>150869886Chris Sale
>>150869886Kenley Jansen
>>150869886Trevor Bauer
>>150869843kek seething doyerpaco
>>150869830pedro probably has a slight edge but yeah trying to compare the two is splitting hairs imo. it has no bearing on his stats but sticking with one team for his entire career is also a rare thing.
>>150869892yeah Sale would probably be the last one. Maybe deGrom too. Cole idk
>10 walks>1 hit>1 runBob Melvin has to be fired after this season right?
>>150869902Lmao fag
>>150869886all the position players with 0.00 eras
>Kershaw announces his retirement >instead of reflecting on his career let's use this moment to discuss someone who retired over 15 years ago instead you faggots never change
can we make it through a whole nu without any deleted posts?
>>150869957Oh how dare we talk about how 2 Hall of Famers have similar career numbers and both were Dodgers. Shave your pubebeard
>>150869957at least it's baseball related desu
>>150869962I saw both of their careers in their entirety newfag neckbeard
>>150869957It’s /mlb/ not /multiple entries/ Hope this helps!
>>150866939Why isn’t this Kershaw related?>>150866962Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867004Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867005Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867036Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867070Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867110Why isn’t this Kershaw related>>150867145Why isn’t this Kershaw related
Hope this helps!
Honestly, has there even been a player in sports who was allowed to have so many /multiple entries/?Like at some point most other players just wouldn't be given the opportunity to choke anymore like he did. The fact he put himself in a position to choke for a decade plus is impressive tbqhfam
>>150866922based
Are you guys literally talking about something other than famed playoff choke artist Clayton Kershaw? HOW DARE YOU HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU
7>3
I'm having trouble framing my baseball-related post in a Clayton Kershaw context so I'll just wait until tomorrow
how dare you call out /nu/?
How we feeling tonight Metsbros?
>>150869025Dumb zoomer retard
>>150869991By age 29?
that funky muncy
I cant wait for the playoffs bros, I love hanging on to every single pitch
I haven’t been watching for awhile. How are the Dodgers looking?
>>150870314wild card round exits so we'll probably not get a final entry sadly
can we haz campy now?
>>150870319we're running it back fool
>>150870328lol
meme loooool!!!
o kek
>>150870326a fucking small dog
Rolling for kershart to get bood off the field in the third inning
>>150870326F
>>150870326my wawas!!!
I feel bad for volpe
>>150869886Jacob DeGromFelix Hernandez
>>150871032Felix didn't even win a pennant
>>150869886Recker
>>150871032Based
gm
>>150867036they made it through the rays without getting nuked and next time they play them at homethey'll be ok
>>150872409gm
Cubbienu in a few
>>150872791cubs lost
>>150872807I got another 4 letter word for ya
>>150872857okay i am waiting
>>150872878I just need some more time
Let’s all just wait and see
It could go one way or the other
>>150872878pfma
few in a nu
I think nu SUCKS
gm mariners nation
Use this image for nu bakerspiefren
We got nu>>150873464
