>Crackfurt on a roll again edition >FreitagStuttgart vs. St. Pauli >Samstag Bremen vs. Freiburg Augsburg vs. Mainz 05Hoffenheim vs. Bayern HSV vs. Heidenheim Leipzig vs. Köln>Sonntag Frankfurt vs. Eisern UnionLeverkusen vs. GladbachDortmund vs. Wolfsburg
>>150869928GuMo
GuMo>Galatasaray LMAOTurk German flag larper will be silent for a while
GuMo. We will the champions version of the eurobba bogal. That is all
WERDER
>>150869950>Leroy Sanass
>>150870211Welcome to___?
>>150870298camel league is the only possible next step at this point
>>150870298SG Wattenscheid
this nigga drinking flavoured water and eating a banana
incredible and slightly concerning just how hard based Woltechad mindbroke you
Is that Nick Woltemade?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Nick screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Woltebitch and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Nick Woltemade, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Woltemade stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>150870298>Schalke
the beer
>>150870492he was really good last night for the 20 minutes he played, i don't get why he's seething
>>150871775Wirtz and Woltemade fans are pissy at eachother.
>>150871775he unironically only seethes about him because he was born in the city and played for the greatest rival of his favourite club. there is absolutely no more to it than that
>>150870001HOLY BASED
>We will the champions>HOLY BASED
>>150870475>Vor dem Duell sprach Flick noch über den deutschen Nationalstürmer, erklärte: „Ich kannte ihn nicht so gut. Ich habe ein paar Spiele gesehen und war sehr überrascht, wie er sich gesteigert hat. In der Premier League ist er eine gute Option für jeden Trainer. "Flick still mentally ill
>>150870475>I wish my boyfriend was here right now *sucks banana*
>>150872435>>150870001I would go as far as saying that alles außer Frankfurt ist scheiße
Yes, we WILL champions, and yes, it is holy based.
>Nach mehr als fünfmonatiger Zwangspause steht Nico Schlotterbeck bei Borussia Dortmund vor seinem Comeback. Trainer Niko Kovac stellte dem Innenverteidiger einen Platz im Aufgebot für das Spiel am Sonntag (19:30 Uhr/DAZN) in Aussicht
Dirtmund shareholder sissies, not like this. Witwe Schlotterkek will once again ruin us.
lmao what? Schlotterchad is quite literally a top 5 CB in the world
What happens now that the Danish superliga is confirmed same level as bundes?
Except he's bad at, you know, defending.
nah
schlottercuck defends so good that Dortmund had the 10th worst defence last year
it’s not Schlottis fault that cuckmund hired Nuri
gumo
>doesn’t believe in Germany winning the World Cup>wishes for thing that would guarantee that Germany would not win the World Cup to happenthat sly old fox
we're not winning no matter what lol
Shut in sad sack talking to himself again
>>150874590true but calling back neuer would be the last nail in the coffin
>blundershitga
let's just call up (dig up) those guys
>4th fauli einzelspil in a rownothing to see there chuddys!
happy friday bundesbros do i watch bielefield or kaiser game
KAISER!!!!!!!
>>150875320first time I've ever seen someone call them that
>>1508753671 FCK
>>1508753761. FUCK
i call it that because i can't spell the full name 2 FCK!
>>150875240heloWill you watch >us redeem ourselves later?
>>150875393I think this is finally the year Lautern promotesWould be quite based
3 FCK!
>>150875397yes i am not moving now toil is over i have beer i have snacks i have bundesi am happy
>>150875464Sovl. Im still stuck in the train home and just finished my first beer.
>>150875618train beers after a long week are the best
The federweißer and the zwiebelkuchen
another chudrich no show
....4...FCK maybe
HSV BROS, our season finally starts against Heidenheim tomorrow! How hyped are we?
That will be not gegen elend xd
>>150875959The eternal duel for17th spot.
stuttgartbros how we feeling
>>150876058A bit scared desu
>>150875984dein vater wenn er bei deiner fetten mutter wieder keinen hoch krigt
trainanon did you make it back in time for kick off
should i support stuttgart or st pauli
>>150876082na biste mett? ^^
>>150876174For me its stuttgart because stuttgartbro seems like a nice fella, plus st pauli have an ex swansea player in their squad and i don't like them
>>150876186are you a chud?
>>150876194n-no
>>150876150Just about, hope we smash them 3-0 today, need to finally get inforn for our match against Bologna next week.
>>150876194which is chud approved? (t. chud)
>>150876212Pauli fans would want to see you dead
>>150876058home game ez
what's wrong with the pitch? dont tell me some amerishart football was played here
When did Stutgart sign Gunnersaurus? Why was he giving a speech in the pregame huddle?
DEMIROCHAD PWNS WOLTEBITCH AGAIN
kek love a late offside call
>>150876258Fritzle is two years older than GunnersaurusWenger was a Stuttgart fan in his youth
>>150876258thats a croc
>>150876251cucked by yanks... sad!
the center circle is very dirty
>>150876251Please watch (y)our league
forgot to post my friday /bundes/ theme tune https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=woTFUU6Cif1Wk8GMsorry
>>150876308ahahaahahahahahahahaha the STATE of the blundershitga
please don't make fun of our xl ad boards
>>150876345get out
i always thought those on pitch ads for yank sports were just digitally added didnt realise they fuck up the grass like that
>In einem Video, das zahlreiche Meilensteine seiner Karriere beinhaltet, hat Jerome Boateng seine Karriere offiziell für beendet erklärt. "Fußball hat mir viel gegeben. Jetzt ist es Zeit, weiterzugehen. Nicht weil ich muss, sondern weil ich bereit bin", sagt der 37-Jährige, dessen Vertrag beim österreichischen Bundesligisten Linz vor wenigen Tagen aufgelöst worden ist.
>>150876375booty pop
>>150876375>Vertrag aufgelösthow shit do you have to be?
>drittes Foulspiel von Sans
>>150876394einer für die Bremänner?
NO ERA
>oppie
ERA PENAL
kek commentator can't hide his bias
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW DOES HE KEEP SAVING THESE
>spiller
oh it was that guy with the ugly nose that gets posted
>spinner
can't stop kwabbing
thought el khannouss would end up at spurs as a 4th or 5th choicehas he had a good season so far?
>>150876522thats his 2nd game vro
Goal coming soon
DEMIROCHAD
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
shoddy defending
Golaço
who needs Woltebitch?
>>150876630Nah that was class from Demi, good feint composed finish
>>150876650We still needed an adequate replacement, not every match will have a lot of slow players like Pauli where Leweling can power through with speed. Not much creativity upfront.
I support Union.
Goldbridge won't be getting /bundes/ rights again will he, 1k views on average so far reckon i could get more popping ping balls out me backside
corrr she were gorgeous
>>150876761youre looking at the international stream that doesnt show game footagethe england/ireland one with the game has 4k
Tbh good for Vasilj and Demi. Hope we perform good in the internationals
>>150876759
>>150876774had no idea there were 2good knowl mate
what a lovely goalwe did it stutterbros
>>150876559well not bad for 2nd game
Fucking Demi again.
unlucky there
>go 2-0 down>start tryingits a strange tactic
good save
will Nager call up Jeltsch for Rüdiger?
NOOOOOOO NOT OFFSIDE
notarzteinsatz in pauli block when?
>>150876926Safe and effective
>>150876849Worked against BVB
Schnellster Neger is getting popular
>>150876999name three tactics that don't work vs bxb.hell, name one.
gg we did it stuttgartbros
>>150877093based lothar
>>150877224alright /bundes/ bros thanks for hosting see you next week if you are up early and bored i'll be /nrl/ bright and early tomorrow. ciao
>>150877199Great start to the weekend! And now to go on and smash Bologna next week :D
sorry anon i dont know why i tagged you specifically in that goodbye post few beers deep now
>>150877252where does one even watch this
>>150877276https://rugbystreams.me/its the playoffs so only one game but /nrl/ will be pumping, on later too, 11:50am kick off your time. its a fun sport
>>150877261what beer? (important)
>>150877298was drinking this tonight try to stick to german beers for /bundes/ friday but never know how authentic they are
>>150877328It's a pretty good Weissbier if you're in the mood for a Weissbier. That price is absurd though lol
>>150877456all exports are fucking nuts over here mate
>>150877491To be fair even LIDL's 6 or 10 packs of english beer are three or four times more expensive than local beer. I guess it's because bottles are heavy and you can only get them like twice a year, stuff like Hobgoblin
>>150877224wär der Henning einer für Olympia?
>>150877587he's 10km/h short of Bolt
>>150877491decent, don't know it, dog piss, dog piss btw
/bundes/ Treffen auf der Wiesn am Sonntag?
Ja wo u wann?
shall be wearing a red Schumi cap
>>150877846all the /bundes/ Bayern customers will have to travel 300+ km for that
auf der oiden wiesn?
>>150877901please be in Erlangen
>>150877252>>150877276Sportdigital1+ is broadcasting some Australian Football and National Rugby League games every week.
>>150878094you are always welcome in /nrl/ lad the aussies are a good bunch
>>150876375Why didn't he go to saudi? Could've easily secured one last payday.
>>150876980Ossi smooth brains at it again.
Wanna hear a funny joke?>Florian Wirtz
>>150879556heh
GuMo
>>150883405Moingiorno
>>150883442GuMo
GuMo.
>>150870001Can Uzun 20 millionJan Lang 30 millionJean Long 60 millionCãn 120 millionJohn Long 180 million
i was in the muller thread and i asked how one investigates space and no one answered me
>>150884457Müller excelled at being in the right space at the right timeit should be called spacetime investigator
>>150883999for me it's either double espresso or filter coffee. everything else is for women
Gleichg gehts loshttps://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/oktoberfest-2025-o-zapft-werd-start-der-190-wiesn-in-muenchen-live-im-stream
>13:30Leberpool - Everton derby with our Flori>15:30 Hoppenheim - Bayern>16:15Real VARdrid - Espanyol (during Bayern halftime)>18:30United - Chelsea orLeipzig - Kölngood say to stay inside
>good say to stay insideBut its sunny and warm outside
>>150885111not yet. they hyped it up but i don't see no sun, it's cloudy and not hot at all
Erste Bierleiche wann und wer?
I hate warm weather. Only women and südländer like it. Give me snow and rain and wind
>>150885288incel
>>150885288>>150885328all of these apply to me>>150885043for me it'sLIV-EVESVW-SCFATM-ESPand then rbl-KOE
>>150884478For me it's K-Classic Instantkaffee Gold, schwarz
Der Foodblogger ist da
Die Front ist komplett zerschossen
>>150885854holy shit I've never seen his hag wife before, a literal Hexe lol
>>150885912Didnt See her but hexen make for great partners
#TigginatorSaturday
>>150886430she also looked like she has spent every summer in Mallorca without sun cream. skin like a crocodile
schalke bros?!
>the 0.1er is my best kicker striker
I could live with this being the final Tabellensituation tbdesuh
>>150887188Who would >schalke reli against?
>>150887271pwned by Chadbach
>Wirtz sitting on the benchdo we still watch this?
Name a more soulful player (you cant)
>>150887471Karaman looks like his first name is Uwe or Rene
>>150887351Floribros...
>>150887271cuckburg ofc
>>150887351To be fair he looked far better in the CL coming from the bench than as a starter in the other games.
etikett world class
>>150885328Nach einer Frau siehst du mir nicht gerade aus Private Anon, also wird die Wahl doch eng.
>>150887909>placing 5th gets you in the relegation nowok garnicht mitbekommne
>>150887351Woltemessi clears
>>150888072his boyfriends cum off his cheek
sorry aber das ist nen klarer elferer tritt ihm einfach ins gesicht
schalke riggi
give the pen to tigges du nuttensohn
>>150887531What is preventing him from playing for a bigger club? Hes better than 2nd tier. Is he too loyal?
new asllani just dropped
klare gelbrote nicht gegeben für magdeburg
>Braunsch0ss
>another Shitgges no show grim. it appears he might be notevennotevenbundes tier at best
>>150888766because he's a big fish in 2nd tier and schalke is giving him a free role when he's just a benchwarmer that barely plays in the bundes
schalke bros!!
Bo henriksen had enough of the asswiper kek what a bitch!
Damar masterclass vs b00n
Will the Hamburglars do anything today?
>american hedgefonds kill german journalists
it hurts but i tipped 1:0 for hivno way they are so pathetic that they wont win against HEIDENHEIM at home, right??
>150890003its gunna be 4:0 tho
>>150890003>>150890017seek help you Chudcels
dont @ me meddybert
Kaufchad, i know these are very common with you, but please dont have a masterclass today
>HSV vs HeidenheimBoy that can't be a real Bundes match.
>>150890404yeah its really weird that clubs that belong in the champions league have to deal with scum that belongs in 5th bundes
>waf
Where are the goals in the Bayern match, you stupid fucks?
This overhead camera angle is really gay
How come thirdies are attracted to support the overpowered strong team instinctively while whites are attracted to support the underdog team instinctively?
>>150890944empathy.
>cooling break>in germany>in september....
HARDKOHR
>drop weiper>win
Will Polzin get sacked if they lose vs Heidenheim?
>>150890003>i tippedevery time i walk past the Tipico shithouse and look inside there are only old arabs and turks inside. do white people ever wetten?
>trinkpause after 20 minutes>game is paused when it rainsWhen did everything turn so patheticly gay? It makes me sick
>newfag doesnt now about tippingbaka desu desu fempai ishyggywiggidiyddy
get this karl kid off the pitch.
>apparently Jackson is playinghaven't seen him on the ball until now80m btw
Slurper im Sinsheim
>>150891061>trinkpause after 20 minutesYeah that should be a 30°C+ only thing>game is paused when it rainsThat's a US thing especially in the south with violent and unpredictable thunderstorms(seriously they get a lighting frequency that is out of this world) and the tornado ally forming wild twisters that wipe away the stadium.
GRIFO
>>150891152>40 spielNo Deal.
genuinely starting to consider paying the longnosed streaming merchant because I cant fucking deal with these shitty streams anymore
Come on Bayern, destroy these Alpine farmers.
>>150891320>Alpine
Send your support to Bayern VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVBAYERN BAYERN ÜBER ALLES
his most significant contribution in this game so far
VUSKOOOOO
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Kane goes in all fields
>>150891152>80m btwwhat are you smoking lel
Death to all village clubs!>>150891509Based>>150891547Based
>naming your kid lennartThis should be illegal
>>150891564>15m loan fee>65m obligation to buy after 40 starts
>>150891603better than mario and kevin far as german names goes desu
can germans really jsut walk on the street to a weed shop and buy weed and smoke it in public no problem..??
Sandro Wagner disasterclass
>>150891611he's not gonna start 40 games, you retard
>>150891616>betterNein! These modern degenerate names should all be illegal
>>150891672one lucky win vs freiburg so far
holy fuck lmao
>>150891672What does he do?
>>150891676I never said that you fat sausage munching fuckI'm just saying the price set by chelshit is """80m""" l2read
How do i wipe out my upstairs neighbors without going to jail?
>>150891732jeetshaker 5000
>>150891732Zigeuner that come together with 30 people in a two room apartment?
>van Almsick>I've actually been coming to home games of TSG for 20 years heheals ob, du nutte, als ob
>>150891707what am i looking at?
>>150891707The best Germany of all time
>>150891778Tokio Hotel
>>150891761Kanacken
>>150891727>des hab ich SO nie gsacht ghabtRainer gib a Ruh
>>150891707>otto is almost insolvent>they think THIS will save themWe realy need eugenics back
>>150891815Still not as bad as Zigeuner Horden, trust me you're lucky
bayern chad herenah you can't give a pen for that distanceand the replay shows it was even angelegt
era
HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
not gonna spam Harald's name out of respect for that not being a pen
>>150891030we usually just do Tippspiele with our colleagues / families
Didn't deserve it
based Harald never misses
that pass from harry wowzers
harry kane is on fire!!!
Kane is better than Lewandowskihe might score 5 goals less but his general play is miles above the box goblin Lewa
>>150891030Of course but we just do it online. I'm fairly certain these tipico shops are just there for money laundering and as an excuse for all the kusengs to hang out there they entire day
>>150892004i never watched lewa, but i was claiming this back in 2016-2019 when kane was slogging it out at shit tottenham battling 24/7 in 26th of december to get his team top 4 ucl spot while lewa was chilling at bayern.but yeah was lewa not adding much to general play?
>trademark moveYea it's called missing.
>>150891030Let's just say there is a good reasons those "offices" are usually located in your local "Klein-Istanbul".
>>150892046Bayern was playing with 10 men every time a big team knew how to deal with Lewa
ArtoBULLu
CHADTUBOLU
Bre>men
HSV WINSBREWOMEN LOOSES
HSV HSVHSVHSVHSV
FOG
>>150892004obviously. we were really lucky to replace Lewandowski (who is also an unlikable cunt unlike Harry) with Kane. his passes are a million times better, he's smarter and his finishing is better too
Heidenheim (and Augsburg) confirmed for Abstieg.
Olise-kimchi about to be subbed in
Romanbros...
watching Goretzka, he does the same shit he does in the NTalways passes it backwards, slowing down play
>>150892141He is geniunely scared of the ball. he doenst have the technique nor iq to be a good passer and he knows it. notice he always hide in the passing shadow when building up play.
all football fags are low IQ apes
>>150892043>>150892061i don't get it. i have never tipped in my life because it makes no sense to me. you will never win more money than you lose. even lotto or eurojackpot makes more sense because at least there's a tiny chance that you will become a millionaire but that chance is simply not there with sportwetten so i always assumed that it's just browns
>>150892156yeah but HSV is winning and that's what matters
>>150892135>two more weeks
>>150892183have you not read 1984? football, beer and above all sportsgambling took up their minds and interests.
Wagner sacked soon?
SIEVE
>Wiper bank>easiest win of the season
>>150892233unironically not that unlikely desu
>>150892183>i don't get it.It's on the one hand for gambling addicts and on the other hand for die-hards, that feel like they need their skin to be at stack to enjoy a match.I'm neither of those - much like you -, but especially migrant-background people appear to need it.
>>150892183>you will never win more money than you lose.Brainlets when faced with statistics.
>>150892201Well, 0-0-4 is a statement.Didn't even >Tasmania initially fare better?
>>150892183Uh no. I have actually won more money than I've lost over the course of the last 10 years or so. Tipico is actually limiting the amount I can bet per game because they hate the conservative way I'm playing. I don't do any Kombiwetten. I just bet on games I plan to watch anyway to add some extra excitement. It just raises the stakes for me.
Augsburg looking worse with Mainz down to 10 men lol
>>150892212i haven't. football and beer is all you need. when you start to gamble you're guaranteed to get cucked eventually
that's a clear pen lol
that should be a pen on olise. neitehr of them actually hit the ball lol
>>150892212woah that is deep bro, we truly live in a society
>>150892351...... im just pointing out to the anon that sportsgambling is an insanely big buisness seems he seems to be dumbfounded that theres demand for sportsbetting.
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I'm glad Bayern get all the penalties they need in order to secure the championship!
sir HAROLD
>>150892405maybe the other teams should stop fouling?
>>150892183It's easier to make money with sports betting than with playing the lottery. Making money with the lottery is basically impossible, while you can always use bookies' promotions to make a small profit if you're not completely retarded.
>>150892327>I have actually won more money than I've lost over the course of the last 10 yearshow much money have you made roughly in 10 years? 100€ more than you've lost?
>>150892417Why? I said I was glad, illiterate-kun.
>>150892405>here's the rule book, do not break this rule or you get punished>break rule>get punished
>>150892434your posts are dripping with seethe, it's very sad to seeThank you for your attention to this matter!
>Kimchi
>weiper on>concede
>>150892451You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Why are you so mad that I'm glad Bayern are winning?
>do a stupid useless trick>injure yourselflol
>>150892494
>4 games>0 pointswho will go down besides Heidenheim?
>>150892431I'd say 500 or so. I didn't claim I got rich from it. I was just pointing out that by no means everybody is losing money from betting.
>EssendeNow they're even gendering names xD
>Kölle doesn't play for Kölle
Kwabzel
>>150892534HSV of course
>>150892581https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145982418/#145987211
Laimer is such a fucking beast man, keeps going and is never tired
>El retardo
Baumann is so good, I hope Nager finally says fuck it you are our starting keeper no matter what happens with Ter Stegen
>>150892599>Glatze has full hairit's just not right bros
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>this Topspiel grimmy
>>150892673lol
>>150892648My favorite player. Doesnt even care where he plays lol
>>150892703?
Heidenheim is going down. Imagine losing to a natural second bundes club like HIV
>>150892762N
look at this mini-story playing out after the gameI bet the bald boomer doesn't even have a daughter
>>150892819me in the back
>>150892819kek the funny thing is Diaz couldn't read that
>>150892762>>150892819the performative male
>>150892864trueeee
>>150892849>bok bok bok
>>150892910I do be bokking
>>150892849Me after 24 Weizenbier
>Kane (P)
>>150892794ice group photo :)
+++ Schon 280 Einsätze +++ Sanitäter im Dauereinsatzkek
>>150893153vaxxed.com
>>150893153In den Zelten sind tropische TemperaturenErste Festzelte haben bereits wegen Überfüllung dichtgemacht. Drinnen ist es heiß wie in der Sauna. Draußen herrscht noch großer Andrang. Etliche Besucher fächern sich Luft zu, versuchen sich mit kühlem Gerstensaft zu erfrischen. Doch offenbar hilft auch das nur bedingt: Für einige ist es so unerträglich, sie verlassen die Zelte freiwillig. Ein BILD-Reporter vor Ort bestätigt: „Es ist tropisch“.
>>150893175>>150893153live right next to Munichyeah the weather is horrible todayfeels like peak summer
>Elversberg (7.415 Einwohner) first in 2. Bundes again>Berlin, Düsseldorf, Nürnberg in the bottom halfhow can these clubs be so incompetent year after year?
>why was that a handball pen??
>>150893254same, where do you live?
>>150893322
>>150893322It really is a mystery
>>150893322What does the place have to do with the Einwohner?
>>150893357south
>>150893330JETZT HABEN WIR IHNNA WARTE!!!!!
>>150893395ah I live close to the airport
>>150893388A club with 7.415 Einwohner should never be able to play in 2. Bundes if the other teams were even semi-professional. They have millions or hundreds of thousands of Einwohner which alllows them to operate on a completely different scale. Sponsors, ticket sales, money generated to buy much better players
>>150893525So they are just working very good with limited resources, that's a good thing. How many players that where born in Munich does bayern have or born in Dortmund at Borussia? It's not relevant anymore when the club itself is professional.
baka senpai masterclass vs the zigenficker
>Werner betrat als Letzter aller Leipziger Spieler den Rasen zum Warmmachen. Als er sich an der Seitenlinie noch die Schnürsenkel band, feierten ihn die Zuschauer mit „Timo-Werner“-Sprechchören. Der Stürmer schien von der Begeisterung selbst etwas überrascht zu sein, brauchte einen Moment, bis er sich bedankte. Dann klatschte er Richtung Zuschauer und musste lange grinsen, als er sich mit Teamkollege Kevin Kampl einspielte.sovl
>>150893640It's about money and resources to get a player, not where a player was born. Elversberg is doing a great job but at the same time it's a massive embarassment to the much bigger clubs because it shows how bad their management has been for many years if not decades. It should be a wake up call
>he still wears the shirt
>>150893754So you're proving me right it doesn't have to do with population anymore. When Elversberg has a sponsor with money and a good infrastructure the are equal to every other club in best bundes
>>150893153The booster works as intended.
>>150892757I don't understand why they basically made zero moves during the transfer period aside from pissing off their established goalkeeper.
he is so happy :/
KWAB GET UP HÜBERS YOU FAGGOT
ERA OF THE BVLL
>>150892046>but yeah was lewa not adding much to general play?usually yeslewa if he wanted can playmake as well as kane, but since he didn't have or want to, he was basically a glorified target man that barely showed his true skills
>>150893153It's raining here now and the weather has been shit all day, unlike promised. Cloudy and 1 or 2 hours of sun tops. So much for the spectactular last summer day
>>150894192it’s been 30 degrees and sunny all day tho and still is comfy af
Uff
we are back
>tipp ruined 90+9fuck this shit
>>150894565KWAB
another müllkrug no show btw
it doesn't matter what he does at club level as long as his goals p minute are Gerd Müller tier for uswe have been over this
>>150894730nah
>>150894688yeah he plays for one of the worst teams in the league and is not a starter. in all likelihood he is objectively finished so I really don’t understand who you’re trying to impress by continuing to hate on him
kek
>schalke III lost against elversbergsad
Bakayoko is cooking these fools
RAUMIIIII
has Kloppo instructed them to make their celebrations extra joyful or what is up
>>150895329Chadle Perner effect
>1. FC Reizdarm
Kvltinok getting 00posed
BASED
>>150895555should sub himself in
typical draogo kek
>>150895724I just hope that St. Fauli goes down along with useless Heidenheim
>>150896304The density of shitters is too high this season for Fauli to go down, we have something like 7 contenders for only two direct relegation sports and third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes side.
>and third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes sidewhen will you learn
>>150896560>nd third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes sidebut this never happens because there are no ok second bundes teams
huh
>Nigga Bulls second after never looking convincingscary desu
>>150896777very considerately covering her tummy for our Muslim viewers
>>150896777fucking hell this is so good
>>150896865Ole’s at the wheel!
imagine, if we didn't have buyern this would be our champion
the KLOse wird jz runtergespült
>Nürnberg-Boycumwho cares about this shit
>>150897207Chadmund play tomorrow still
>>150897278real zwundes connaisseurs
>>150897527would rather watch Elversberg v Fürth or some shit
>>150897278>>150897602Show some respect, it's the traditional Rote-Laternen-Derby.
>Bochuddies
based joke decision
VarFL
>>150897281>Chadmund>constantly dropping points in injurytime
Tägliche Erinnerung daran das wir es von ganz unten nach oben geschafft haben und dadruch einen Punktestand erworben haben, den wir uns hätten früher kaum vorstellen können.Ich danke allen die dabei waren, wir haben es geschafft Jungs!
APOLOGISE
how did our boy Wirtz today
>>150898861Never in doubt
>>150898867Close to achieving Bond status.
>>150898867sat on the bench for over 60 minutes. zero impact when he came on. not one gute Aktion
>>150898867Benched then no impact
>>150898949Next Havertz?
DER GLUBB STEIGT AUF IHR CÜCKS
JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUATVAN JUSTVAN
>>150899123Fr?
>Kann ich Hecqueen nochmal sehen?
janisch is such a fucking low iq retard
WHY
my Neuer would never
I'm here for the daily APOLOGISE to Kane.
GRIMALDI GRIMALDI GRIMALDI
Klose goal. He can be proud
GRIMALDO
>Jubiläumstrikot finally arrived after four months (projected for October)>first win after six months
he is different
>>150899890did they run out of 4XL or what?
>>150900531Kek no. I don't know what they exactly did, but the jerseys were immediately sold out in May and apparently they didn't expect the demand to be that high. So Adidas had to manufacture the jerseys and ship them to Europe first, which obviously took some time. All in all characteristic of the current situation the club is in
been a bad day Werderbrosbut we drink the beer and will be back
>>150901258another Weiper no show
hard to show up when you’re benched
I wonder why he got benched..
poor performances I reckon
Der frühe Vogel fängt den WurmGuMo
For me it's the coffee and soon the gym
GuMo. For me it's existential dread
Will Bayern make a 34:0:0 run this season?
>>150908890They still face Bvb 2 times so no
are we watching Doppelpass today?
>>150909628>are we watching ads infested boomer garbage today?Shut the fuck up
I have the feeling that the magische SGE will choke to Huhnion today
>>150898861has he apologized for being black yet?
Will Schmidt get fired if he keeps losing or is he too big to fail at Heathenhome?
>>150909742he can steig ab and not be firedI’m thinking he’ll announce his retirement at the end of the season before that happens tho
>>150908890>mainz>st.pauli>bvbThey will lose points against these teams
>>150909628Boring guests today especially the St. Fauli Schlaftablette
>>150910345No Valentina slander allowed!
>>150910366She is unironically the smartest person in the room
the Fauli Haltungsprediger is insufferable, i'm out
>>150910440Keep watching we have to demokratie schützen!
>Zwei Wechsel nach sieben, ein dritter nach 21 Minuten: Der FC Chelsea schreibt gegen Manchester United unfreiwillig GeschichteChelsea is finished
>>150910529i watched that game last night. absolute comedy. red card for the chelsea keeper after 6 minutes and then the coach just went mental
>>150909628only for Valentina and Steffen
>>150910068sounds like a BVB season
>>150910529>>150910549Zusammenfassung link?
>>150911063Just check YouTube bro
>>150911185link?
>>150911343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-BGdMdbRk3 minutes Zusammenfassungen should be illegal but I'm not gonna search for a better one now, do it yourself if you care
>Meister Bayern München muss in der Defensive den nächsten Ausfall befürchten. Beim 4:1-Erfolg bei der TSG Hoffenheim am Samstag verletzte sich Innenverteidiger Min-jae Kim an der Wade.
Betted a tenner on the woofs winning today
>>150912049bring back Müller-Wohlfahrt
>>150912018Danke mein Freund
Why does sky only have a license to do 3 minute Zusammenfassungen anyway? It seems a bit absurd
>>150912225>Müller-WohlfahrtWhat's he up to these days?
>>150912423lack of interest
>>150912516not much i'd imagine, he's 83 years old
>>150912516>>150912637>Bis heute betreibt Müller-Wohlfahrt seine Arztpraxis in der Münchner Altstadt
>>150912558by whom
Leo "The German" Neugebauer just won gold im Zehnkampf
>Schock für den FC Bayern München! Leistungsträger will offenbar unbedingt zu Real Madrid wechseln>Dayot Upamecano möchte den FC Bayern München im kommenden Sommer angeblich verlassen und sich Real Madrid anschließen. Das berichtet die spanische Zeitung Marca.lol it's so fucking funny that this failure that has embarrassed himself in every CL game against a top team since he joined Bayern was even offered a contract extension simply because he didn't get to embarrass himself last CL season because he was injured
>>150913640bok bok bok
Toni Rüdiger to FCB here we go
>düüüüüüü
SACKED IN THE MORNING
AKIYAMA
NÜRNCHADDER
uff
>darmshart
>>150915195for real
Harres>Viper
We are watching WOLTEMADE
POSTING MY GIRL COCK IF THIOUNE SURVIVES THIS
LIDMOUNTAIN
>>150915392another Woltebitch no show I've heard?
Bunda
>>150915511geil
Oh Johnny B(ench)I was really getting my copes up after the gala game
NEUE >>150915697Thorsten is now accepting your gratitude.
>>150915717gotta be careful with that bodyit can't take a game every other day
