Mahomesian Edition
>>150873775whys that his picture man
I love Jimmy Kimmel, who are the guests tonight?
>>150873813A box of tissues and a bottle of Jim Beam
>>150873813No really though the people who suffer the most in this are his wife and kids. Now they need to spend even more time with Jimmy Kimmel
>>150873775Mahomes is washed
First for Jake Browning, the best quarterback in the NFL
>>150873833Every defense lines up in the neutral zone every time and it's basic never called
Bust status?
Mutthomsian appearance.
>>150873854He's number one in my "I want to fuck his wife/gf" power rankings
>>150873854i really dont know why he hasn't married and impregnated her yet.
>>150873912How about I marry and impregnate you you cunt
Imagine rooting for a team that isn't 3-0 right now.
>>150873937Couldnt be me (3-0 because the berbs gaped Mahomo bussy preseason)
>>150873899Same>>150873912They are engaged and I'm sure she'll be knocked up soon enough
>>150873933I would accept it eventually.
Tua's cap numbers over the remainder of his contract with the Dolphins.>2025: $39.1M>2026: $56.4M>2027: $53.4M>2028: $65.8MBros...
>>150873881Literally who?
Just how bad is Anthony Richardson, if Danny dimes is able to play so well that Shane steiken is no longer on the hot seat?
>>150873969For 50 million a year Id literally NEVER throw an interception. Id ALWAYS throw it to an open receiver or hand it off safely or at least throw it out of bounds>b-but its really hardYeah ok but Im being paid 50 mill ya know? Kinda owe it to the boss
>>150873864They also apparently try to mimic the Eagles cadence and draw them into a false start, which is illegal but not called against defenses
Is Josh Allen the best qb ever to not have "it"?
>>150873955F R I S K Y
>>150873959She looks awful there, but here she is nice and slutty
>>150874013What does that mean?
>>150874013
>>150874013so wait if some other team wants to do YEAH HERE WE GO it's against the rules?
>>150873969how is it that I saw this disaster coming but Chris Grier didnt
>>150874085How does that idiot still have a job
>>150873881Apparently he doesnt like to pass block? If thats true he will be a massive bust
>>150874079No defense would willingly embarrass itself like that so Dak is safe
>>150873810Trump is making Gruden the new NFL Commissioner. Will be finalized and all squared away this next off season (mid-2026).
Bills could win all the games they want in the regular season we all know that they will still choke in the playoffs and never win a Superbowl with their DEI """MVP""" QB.Zero ring poverty franchise. Literally would've lost to the "worst team in the league" if it wasn't for that roughing the punter bullshit.
The tush push needs to be monitored like a scrum in rugby
>>150874067You can't try to create a false start by copying the cadence of the quarterback.
>>150874142Many are saying this
>>150874067Think Dak's "HERE WE GOOOOOO" to start the snap count, no one on defense can yell "YEAH HERE WE GOOO"
>>150873899>>150873899Apparently his fiancee has been going viral. They have shots of her ass in a thong another of her ass in skin tight cotton...ass is not a 9 or 10 but look how great she looks in pics like this oneJake Browning fiancee: Stephanie Niles>Browning's fiancee, Stephanie Niles, was born in Hong Kong, but her family moved to the United States in 2005.>Browning began dating Niles while they were both attending the University of Washington. Niles graduated from the school with a B.A. degree in accounting and information systems, and as Browning made his way to the NFL, Niles co-founded her own swimwear company, 7th Street Swim.
>>150874188>street swimShe really does come from monsoon country
kino.
>>150874052>AwfulNot from where I'm sittingLove that webm of yours though
Being this obsessed with a random athlete's gf/wife just kind of makes me think you're an incel t.bh
>>150874206Mahomes looks so badass now. All that cosmetic surgery over the offseason worked out perfectly
Tua Turndaballova :3
>>150874210Her ass does look good in that one. So I looked again and she does have some nice ass pics too
>>150874242...and this one with her younger sister
>>150874215Think what you want, but Stephanie posting is here to stay
>>150874142Umad
I can’t believe that retards thought Steichen was at fault. Haven’t you seen his track record? He knows how to bring the best out of a quarterback. We’ve seen that with Justin Herbert, Jalen Hurts, and now Daniel Jones. He made Gardner Minschew look like a serviceable starter and is making Daniel Jones look downright elite. The Eagles’ offense went from elite under his tutelage to spotty and inconsistent when he left. Anthony Richardson is one of the worst quarterbacks EVER. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. If Steichen can’t fix a qb, NOBODY CAN.
all you virgin simps itt
>>150874122He'd be great>Alright you fucking faggots, this meeting will come to order
Goff is so lucky bros....
kek the buffalo thread is still up >>150676498based
>>150874142WOAH A BAHAMA SIGhTING!!!!>Dolphins are the "worst team in the league" Well they are 0-3, the over/under was 7.5 wins on Sept 1, was down to 6.5 heading into this week. I do see 7 games left on their schedule Phins fans probably expect to be 7 automatic wins
>>150874142man shut your bitch ass up if tua hadn't thrown that pick they might've had a chanceblaming it on sieler when it has been tua's issue for his whole career is exactly the shit I said faggots like you were going to do last night when it happened.Flag on.
>>150874357dolphins will still go 8-9 and you can't stop them from keeping grier and mcdaniel no matter how bad anyone may want to.
float status?
imagine being 0-3 lmao couldn't be us
>>150874376let me off let me off let me off let me off
>>150874372Just make this team go 0-4 so we can get rid of Grier.
>>150874318legit 10
I really feel like not re-signing Isaiah Rodgers was an inflection point for this year. If he's still here they are clear owl favorites. I believe they could have made the money work, they just got cocky and just thought Ringo would finally be ready and/or the other options would be fine enough.Anyway, FUCK Goodell
>>150874318Yeah she is stacked
>>150873969Why Fins overpaid some broken coconut
>>150873987Have you ever watched him play? He can’t diagnose defenses pre-snap, progress through his reads, get the ball out on time or hit the broad side of a barn. He supposed to be this giga nigga tank QB but he’s made of glass and clearly has no desire to play QB in the NFL. He is literally identical to Joe Milton III but was hyped up for some ungodly reason. Anyone who watched him in college knew he would bust.
>>150874403Which is exactly why they didn't just lose to the bills and why they'll somehow destroy the jeetes. The team can't just be awful. No that would be too easy. Them getting beat by 21 last night would've been HELPFUL to the phins so no fucking way now the team has to actually try 3 weeks in. It is unironic bullshit.
Superbowl preview
>>150874462lol
Whos going to be here next? My bet is Justin Fields
>>150873833>"And one more thing before we go live, don't blame the fucking Tush Push missed calls for why you lost. There are agreements in place between people way above you and your little pop star gf.">"Y-Yes big bro..."
>>150874462This is the most confident I've been in predicting that a team will be blown out this season. Lamar is going to assrape that Lions defense.
I'm gonna be honest about Tua, I still think he can be a great QB. He has a horrible habit though of staring down his target receivers, which is largely how the pick last night happened. His main flaws are:>Usually picks first read>Nervous in the pocket (understandable cause of concussion fears)>Occasional misses/overthrowsHe can correct those pretty easy though
>>150874142kek I thought you died from an acute semen overdose
I don't pay any attention to screen pass babbys
Good morning bills bros! Way to break the curse! Had me nervous for a little! It’s a great day to be bros and the most dominant teams in the AFC!
>>150874462I didn’t know you play madden
>>150874549Based Crab Legs
>>150874552>ai slopFuck off, loser
>>150874552I know that aint who i think it is
Press F if you remember him
If not for the Commanders winning their super bowl against Kenny Pickett the Eagles would be currently on the 3rd longest win streak in NFL history, only 4 behind the longest.
>>150874595Damn
>>150874582he's only just now retiring?
>>150874582We need more mohameds in the nfl
>>150874609Yeah he last played in 2021 lol
Bills bros and bolts bros im NGL I am slightly worried about the game vs donkeys, their defense is as we know elite, and if they got their offense syncing it could be tough!Let’s just hope Herbert has time to throw, because we aren’t going to be running :/Nix is going to have to pass the ball to us at least one time..
Something to be aware of for Sunday
>>150874627>thro pixHe sucks. Also the defense has been confirmed schedule babbys (just like their QB).
>>150874318Booba
>>150874627>Blo DixNot sure why you would be nervous about a game against him.
>>150874614New business idea: McHamed's. Allah-lah-lahlah! Kafirs not welcomed.
>>150873864It gets called on teams playing the Chiefs
>>150874318She has a fridge body.
Coach McDaniel
>>150874013They should try crying about it.
>>150874142>murder a punter>throw a pick>lose the gameSimple as. Bills also looked like shit on a short week. They should go back to the regularly scheduled rape of the Dolphins when they play them again in November on a normal Sunday
Tua has more passing touchdowns than hurts btw
>>150874122Good
Another one year black HC. oh wait this is the Jets he gets another 3 seasons lmao
How many more hits until Tua can't spell Tuanigamanuolepola
>>150874666She’s just over 5’8 bro, that’s how they look Fridge body aside it’s totally worth it to be slamming into naturally thick thighs on a girl who’s 5’8And if they do bother to work out it becomes a whole other level of ass :^)>t. I’m 6’4 and have dated a lot of manatee 5’8 water polo thick but boysnt beauties
So at this point Mike McDaniel is just a meme coach right? Or has he always been…
commie cousins, it's over
>>150874727RG IV confirmed
>>150874721The latter
>>150874681It worked for the rest of the NFL
roughing the passer shouldnt be an automatic first down
>>150874678That's the most haunting video on the internet
>>150874727Yet another kanaka bust
>>150874727>>150874736All according to keikaku.....
>>150874727>>150874736I knew this spindly fuck wouldn’t last
Patty Cuckitini
>>150874727He needs some milk
>>150874713>banging manateesYou ok, big guy?
Tush push must be banned.
>>150874770Many are saying this
I’m seeing double…
>>150874770>>150874782i know you guys are just dying to see more punts and kicks
>>150874770Why
why do teams get so irrationally mad at the tush push but not when josh allen flops on the deck and cries that he's been killed after a pass rusher runs to him?
>YOU DONT EVEN HAVE 100 YARDS>THEY RAN THE SAME FUCKING PLAY SEVEN TIMES IN ONE GAME
>>150874721He's a good coach, just probably not cut out to be a head coach in the end. He did lead the Dolphins to 2 playoff berths, so lets not act like he's a bum.
>>150874770I've decided I hate it and it's bad for the game.
>>150874799Sir, this is a Josh Allen shill general. We don't talk about that here.
>>150874786When that retard on the left called a timeout vs the raiders I was seething He robbed our boy Herbert of a year of much needed playoff experience
>>150874786Both great coordinators btw
>>150874142We know this. People just like rooting for them. They are like the Packers but in not as shitty of a location.
>>150874799we root for white QBs here, xir.
>>150874838josh allen isn't white, newfag
>>150874770Voz sabes futbol americano
>>150874799It will definitely become a thing this year. He's just as much or even a bigger flopper than mahomes
>>150874820they weren't going to tie regardless
>>150874841>i repeat the same faggy meme over and over i also say based irl
Hes coming for Saquon record
As long as Carson Wentz is in 2017 form, the Kangz are going to the 'bowl.
>>150874859"roughing the passer" in general needs to be fixed. Call is simply put way too biased, especially with certain crews and teams.
>>150874841he hasn’t played like a >black qb for over a year at this point
>>150874867>as long as wince is in season ending injury formBe careful what you wish for
I don’t know ball
>>150874878I read that they can now pickup roughing the passer penalties after an expedited review or something like that but I haven't seen that yet
>>150874886
Someone spearing Hurts in the side of the head, turning him into a vegetable, would certainly cause Philly to stop using the anal thrust right?
>fins had THREE (3) 1st round picks in 2020How the fuck do you mess that up
>>150874889The Season can't possibly get worse, so all is good on the western front.
>>150874900It's gonna happen with Allen or Mahomes against a team like New England btw.
>>150874846
>>150873969after last night i'd say that this is their biggest individual problem. tua is simply overvalued by probably 2x his actual worth, and the result is they have 2, maybe 3, guys on offense that can do things for them. nobody in their right mind is going to pick that salary up in a trade, either
>>150874891Me neither fellow AMERICA'S TEAM enjoyer but we don't need to because other people think for us
>>150874891vpn off kiwicuck
>>150874858
>>150874903Luvu, you know what to do
Is Hampton good? Why is he so hyped?>t. Non college watcher I’ve only seen him run hard but make some bad mistakes >running OB to give the chefs 3>fumbling to give raidniggers another chance
Superbowl MVP Carson Wentz. Say it aloud.
>>150874891Neither do we
berds
>>150874938I can't without laughing
>>150874958lel
>>150874958No need to laugh when he gets his (third?) ring.
>>150874954>berd teams are 7-2 so farbased
>>150874968It would be his 2nd. The Eagles cucked him out of one last February.
>>150874968second
What the frick.
>>150874859fish fans are mad as fuck today lmao
>>150875001
>>150874970Berds go 4-0 this week
>>150875019He's passed around worse than a WHORE at a college graduation party!
>>150874970>7-2*7-3, sorry
>>150875049Is this a broship?
>>150875019>If
reminder the chiefs-cowboys broship is the most poweful
>broships>in my /nfl/I think your looking for /mlb/ down the hall
>>150873969Did Tua get paid because people would have pulled the racism card if they didn’t extend him?It seems like people are very sensitive about the idea of tua being bad and I feel it’s race related
>>150874413I do miss Gamblerhe may have gotten bullied a couple of times over the top but he had finesse
>>150875067Ever since the bills bolts broship, both teams are undefeated and strong You should probably form one before you miss the playoffs
>>150874968He only has one ring that he didn't even win on his own
>>150875057the only reason you think that is because the played eachother just once since 2018the second they beat the Chiefs you'll realize why nobody has broships with Cowboys fans
Are Colts this year's Saints?
>>150875056Check the date, he said that when they were announcing the injury, before it was explicit that he'd be out and Wentz would be the starter.
I just realized that the tush push is the anti-goal line fade
>>150875099well the only team that is looking like they can derail the Colts' season in the fashion the Eagles did the Saints is the Rams and the Chiefs much farther into the season so we shall see
>Number of players on the IR/PUP list so far this season.
>>150874067Cadence is for when the offense snaps the ball and starts the play.>hut hut HUT hut hikeDefense isn't allowed to mimic the cadence because it can draw false starts
>>150875099>>150875116
Oh nonono...
>>150875069i genuinely believe it's just the org following retarded logic where they think that if they pay a guy a certain amount, he'll magically become worth that amount later. sensitivity surrounding tua being bad is due to having to acknowledge that he's incredibly overvalued, and that his salary is a mistake that will haunt them for several seasons
>>150875053The "teams that actually lost to the fucking 49IRs" broship
>>150874908Their coach is a goober who wanted to be like totally a cool coach>I'm not like other coachesSurprise, players don't respect him.
>>150875132>detoilets still think they have a shot at a sblelhutch is gonna slip on a banana peel and break his spine in 15 places
>>150875175it all depends on if they beat the RamsI think the game against the Rams is their deciding factor between keeping stride and total collapse
I want the Giants to beat the Chiefs on Sunday for the shits n giggles. I don't think I could contain my shits nor giggles if the Giants win.
>>150875214do you think it’d finally slay the mutthugger?
>Chiefs playing at MetLifeIf they lose, nothing will happenBut if they win, one of their players will get a season ending injury on that turf
Remember how mindbroken /nfl/ was when the Rams won the Super Bowl?
>>150875222If they lose they'll be 0-3 and I'll laugh
>>150875222we'll sacrifice Pacheco
>loins bandwagoners are now rooting for the bvlls
>>150875227Why do people even hate the rams
Jalen Hurts > "The Great One"
>my dad watching /nba/“It’s only the 1st half? Who cares>my dad watching /NFL/Every possession counts!
>>150875236muh plastic franchise
>>150875222They will lose and one of their players will get a season ending injury
>>150875245may Allah bless your father
>>150875099Colts are winning the superbowl
>>150875214Entirely depends on which Russ shows up
>>150875235>rooting for a basketball team
>>150875236Nobody cares about the Rams they just hate California
I am laughing at the chefs fans that spent the whole off-season hyping up Pacheco for this year and now are begging >their team to dump him and sign/trade for some scrub vet to replace him.
Sucks to suck donkeys
>>150875266Every elected Republican president since Hoover except for Eisenhower has been from Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York or Houston.
>>150875295Football?
>>150875299Nobody cares about football here
You will be seeing Travis’s wife’s movie, right?
>>150875273They said that they would be unstoppable when he comes back from injury last yearThen they got embarrassed in the superbowl and said that he wasn't fully healthy but he will be this season and that they would dominate Lol
>>150875313Does she die in it? If not then I couldn't care less
I have to bully my cat a bitNot because it’s animal abuse, but because the way he savagely kills other things, I have to let him know he isn’t too of the food chain
>>150875222they will lose and all of their players will get career ending injuriesall except for minshew, of course
>>150875309True
his injury was so bad it needed surgery?
>>150875254Always and as usual.
>>150875313i've already seen such a filmhttps://youtu.be/TiaOEtOUnrk?si=tgFp7T1BpId6_yKr&t=43
>>150875335Have you tried fucking it?
uh, everything okay down there, miami?
>>150875313Mashallah i will
>>150875245He’s right tho, apehoopers sit out for half the game (and season) for “load management” while being paid trillions
>>150875356Based
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150875363>they/them traniels has the knees of rg3 crossed with a baby giraffesaw that one coming from a mile away
>>150875363wouldn't be worried at all, its the raiders. never a real threat
>>150875363Yikes
>>150875340The tragedy of Glass Joe.
>>150875363It’s time to admit that Jayden doesn't have the build to withstand the hits
>>150875363Josh Harris doing Embiid 2.0 in DC right now while Bears fans get teargassed
I don't like the tush push cause it doesn't look good! it's not aesthically pleasing!!!
The only reason the Raiders weren't in the 2016 AFC championship:https://youtu.be/sCWW2KKqNP8?si=RK525oNG69dsd7Vv
thoughts on this?
please this bussy
why are gooners allowed to spam these threads with impunity
>>150875423>the chatter of 0-2 flyover water-brained Missourians disregarded.
>>150875423None whatsoever
>why are gooners allowed to spam these threads with impunity
>>150875351>least injured team>sucks asshmmmm
>>150875416Ugly play for an ugly city
>>150875399The real problem is that he sacrificed his power level to some harpy succubus in the offseason.
>>150873881why the FUCK do you take a mountain west runningback with a top pick
this does not instill confidence
>>150875462That's what I'm thinking. It should be taken away still along with their Rocky balboa statue.
>>150875466heh
you know its all riggid right?
bros, how do I get a cute gamer gf like her?
>>150875466This dude has the weirdest relationship with his mom.
>>150875481As long as they rig it for the Kangz one day, I accept it.
>>150875466can't say i blame him
>>150875482>glass table and metal arm seatnope
>>150875492She definitely wants to fuck her son, very disturbing
>>150875499gross. he should be piping white girls
>>150875423What a mindbroken fanbase lol
>>150875502more like she wants to control him and his money instead of some other person
>>150875482wish I knew anon
>>150875502many moms do. its a weird "youve already been in my pussy" thing
>>150875482>gf
>>150875450It's part of the bro culture. If you don't like it you can leave
>>150875516>5 super bowls and 3 rings>perennial playoff team >best QB, TE, and DE in the league >literally everyone can't stop talking about us >mind broken lol, lmao even
>>150875520Or more like he's her child and she wants to protect him from being fucked over.
>>150875538go back, you’d fit right in with them
>>150875538>best QB>Danny Dimes has better statsPick one
>>150875550rent free
>>1508755610-2?
>>150875558>2 game sample size (You)
>>150875538>t. chiefs fan of 3 years
>>150875538>biggest ref babies of all timeFixed that for you
>>150873864I mean, the eagles OLine also lines up in the neutral zone AND false starts every time.The easiest way to deal with this play is to throw the flag, turn every 4th and 1 into a 4th and 6 and just be done with it.
>>150875573still a lot of football left to play >>150875581nice head canon
>rumbling wakes you up>footsteps in the hall>loud noises, shits breaking >grab knife >worriedabouthomeinvasion.exe>it’s just your cat with a case of the zoomiesMany such cases…
>>150875574Danny Dimes has also played 2 games lmao
>>150875423Go back
>>150875538>Taking pride in W/L ratio in refbabby eraKids will never know what the league was like before Goodell and that's pretty sad. RIP American sports.
>>150875590Imagine having a worse record than the Raiders
>>150875523it makes sense, she found the dad attractive and then tried to raise and craft a improved version of course there is going to be a bit of bond there
>>150875538>loses to the CH0rgeChoofs fans are going to have to suffer an AFCCG between the bills and the bolts and there’s NOTHING you can do about it
>>150875594Stop doing the meth.
>>150875606ok josh
>>150875610this but herbert throws an absolute game breaking pick in the 4th
>>150875587>the eagles OLine also lines up in the neutral zone AND false starts every time.Not really true. Plus the defenses move first as often or more. You could see it in the super slo mo used to show the Eagles false starting, half the time the defense went at the same time or first.
>>150875516Chiefs fans are incredibly soft. I was watching this dude Frogarchist attempt Halo 2 legendary deathless runs and he started banning anyone who was even mildly critical of his gay little football team
>>150875622I want to win obviously bills bro, but as long as one of our ELITE WHITE QBs makes it to the owl, I’m happy
how about players and teams just get bigger/stronger to stop the push? why are there 32 teams in the league but only the buccaneers have a nose tackle?
>>150875603this is an incredibly gay webm
>>150875630>ELITE WHITE QBs makes it to the owl,*danny dimes dabbing in the distance*
>AWHHHHH you gonna cryElectro is fat
>>150875538>uswhat position do you play
>>150875647I offered you cucks the broship and you declined… >cl0tsNo broship bowl for you!
>>150875628Lmao bunch of babies. Most insecure fanbase of all time
>>150875659He's a male cheerleader
>>150875661no broship is needed the colts are the great white hope
>>150875651Who is this? I want to see this clip
>>150875665they got too used to being coddled by the entire NFL apparatus and told how sweet and special they are
>>150875666There is nothing wrong with male cheerleaders. SKOL
>>1508756591st string town bicycle
did they fire anyone yet? no? ok.
>>150875671>akaelectro>biggest chiefs nfl gaymer >makes excuses every time he gives up a DOT>spends off time with the cowboys at ram ranchbbhhhHES FAT
i made a very good post saying Surf Turf sounded like a learnable move in pokemon and no one laughed
What do you guys think of this trade idea? Makes sense to me
Thank you Kay!
>>150875695turf toe*
>>150875695your posts are bad and you should feel bad
>>150875687they almost beat the Bills, they've still got fight in em
>>150875706reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I actually have empathy for cat brosAntonio gates (GOAT TE) suffered from turf toe for years, it’s a killer, never goes away and comes back randomly Similar to say… back spasms GL catbros
The Rams color scheme is ugly and stupid
>>150875712hmmmm actually the GOAT TE is Travis Kelce
>>150875695kys dubainigger
Do whores of the cat teams show up dressed like cat girls on Halloween?>this is my fetish
>>150875714Travis Kelce is not a TE
>>150875712gates suffered from being an absolutely sick cunt in the red zone and being too good to bother playing college ball>>150875714not even top 5
>>150875590>still a lot of football left to playThat's true and the Chiefs might even win a game eventually
>>150875695Kys
>>150873775they both look insane.
Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that Gronk is the goat TE. I can't believe this even needs to be discussed
>>150875720I hope so
>>150875731Not in my worldNot in the world im living in
The Dolphins don't need to exist anymore they have multiple rangs and even have the perfect season. I have more empathy for the Lions and Bengals at this point.
>>150875742You don't need to exist and I have no empathy for you, yet here you are, posting your bullshit.
>>150875731gonzalez is the goatgronk is the people's champ
>>150875695Stupid retard
im playing pokemon sapphire and my sandsrhew just learned Turf Toe
Chiefs got FLEECED!
My wife is going to a bachelorette party in Vegas this weekend. What should I pig out on when I'm watching football?
>Barely beating a dumpster tier Miami team It's so over for these frauds
>>150875755They barely beat the Jets last week. Allen had 3 straight 3 & outs, but the refs kept throwing flags to extend the drive.The Jets and Dolphins are so shitty that they would have struggled without refball, so I don't understand why the league is doing this.
>>150875762yeah bro im watching this. then im shooting mountain dew cans in my backyard while listening to skynyr lynyrd
>>150875750you need to clean up the shit in room 101a
>>150875768Based. We ain’t come to play school
>>150875762>IM DRINKIN COORS LIGHT>I SAID COORS LIGHHT BECAUSE BUDLIGHT WONT PAY ME NUTHIN>and then he’ll I might even get ontop of my wife tonight
>>150875768*averages 100yds per game*
*calls defensive holding on a run play because a cornerback is handfighting with a receiver 20 yards from the ball*
>>150875768Well said
>>150875806this is why whites are future of the cornerback position, less chimpouts
Would you /nfl/?
>>150875762Fuck off
>>150875826
>>150875762>redneck anime
>>150875768what can we even do against the hog menace?
The 2025 script is in, the league has dumped the Chiefs since Taylor isn't attending the games and are now pushing the Bills. Bet your life savings the Bills will be in the Super Bowl. If you thought the refball was bad in that Dolphins game it was worst in the Jets game.
>>150875837I have a hog I choke regularly, we could try that
>>150875843They’re playing the bolts in the championship right?
>>150875826>>150875833Must suck having a mom like this yet you have to grow up looking like Brock.
>>150875837Pray
>>150875843>If you thought the refball was bad in that Dolphins game it was worst in the Jets game.??? Oh yeah I forget you guys generally don't watch Phins games (understandably) No that is about the usual amount of refball the trash ass phins deal with weekly. The refs obviously bet and they don't even hide it on the phins games. To be clear once again: Not making excuses for the phins, just stating what happens. The phins still suck regardless of the refs.Josh Allen is the best QB in the league despite the bills and I fuckin hate that black bastard.
>>150875630>Josh Allen>white
>>150875768They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>150875858she knows she has the peak genetics every time she crushes her foes beneath her will
>>150875858Brock's genes absolute crushed hers
>>150875858>must suck being the most dominant female athlete we have ever witnessed It’s not so bad…Sucks to be the gooner dating her, though, if he hits and quits BROCK SMASHShe isn’t even roiding, lol
>BUT BUT ZACK SIELERMan shut your bitch ass up phins media. It is on GRIER, MCDANIEL, AND TUA, in that fucking order.Fire them.
Is football inherently gay?
>>150875856It will be Bills vs Chargers AFCCG. It will be Eagles vs Packers NFCCG.We will get a Bills vs Packers Super Bowl. The league is no longer pushing the Eagles since they just put out word to stop the tush push. The refs will interpret this as, fuck over the Eagles.https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/09/18/nfl-tush-push-false-start/>>150875862It's not the refs betting on games. The league picks a handful of teams they want to make it to the playoffs. The refs know what teams the league likes and pushes them.
>>150875901thanks to brown posters like yourself, yes.
>>150875897this nigga was furious at the burrs for being “too physical” for the kekphins in joint practice kek
>>150873969
>>150875905No, it is 100% the refs betting on phins games, the phins are permanently 8-9/9-8 and the refs fuck the phins on stupid shit every game. Again that bills game was nothing unusual it was if anything nicer to the phins than usual.>>150875909You're a retard, the bears said no contact practice then started sacking tua. That was what he was complaining about. Omar says some stupid shit but he was right on that. The bears deserved to get skullfucked for that.
>>150875901Everything is inherently gay. If you spend time with other dudes, it's because you want to fuck them. If you spend time with women, it's because your effeminate and want to get fucked by other men.
>2/10 females easily pull no lower then 7/10 menElliot Rodger was right
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson have the same playoff production and yet Lameme is held to much higher expectations, why is that?
>>150875941Lamar has had real defenses as opposed to whatever Sean mcdumbfuck has been trotting out in buffalo
Also reminder Sieler couldn't magically stop moving in mid air so that penalty was 100% bullshit so the game is doubly on Tua for fucking it up in a key moment in the 4th. You know the 212m qb. Not the guy making what tua makes in 3 games in a year.
>>150874013Maybe stop doing your gay rugby cheating play and that won't be an issue
>>150875833with hips that wide, her baby would have room for a nightstand and a tv to watch grandpa brock's wrestling videos while in the womb. if she had twins, she could birth them both at the same time, side by side. incredible ogress. her pussy probably grips like a silverback's fist>>150875929their baby is going to have such a wide frame he'll have to turn sideways to fit through doorways
>>150875826She's dating Drew Moss. He's rookie on the niners
>>150875941ravens have invested more in lamar and he dabs on all comers in the main seasonbills haven't invested as much and just rely on allen to carry the squad through a weaker schedule
>>150873987He was never good. He was garbage at Florida as well. He was literally only drafted because Josh Allen miraculously worked out. That man has gotten so many shit QB's drafted over the last few years it's insane.
>>150875833>breaks your pelvis
>>150875972>bills haven't invested as much and just rely on allen to carry the squad through a weaker scheduleIt is actually fucked up how good Allen is vs the rest of the Bills. Last night reminded me of it. Holy fuck I hate him and the bills so much kek
>>150875941Because people actually believe in the Ravens ability to get it done. Buffalo has a trash defense and 95% of their QB’s plays is screen passing and running. That’s on top of their weak minded cultural issues.
>>150875907We're calling the Chinese brown now? The older I get the harder it is to keep up here
Fun fact: Tom Brady never started a season 0-2 in his entire NFL career
I will get shit on for saying this but you put Josh Allen behind the CURRENT phins line with a decent coach like tomlin and mcdaniel as OC? That team will go to the owl.Josh Allen is OP pls nerf.McDaniel is an awful coach but he will make someone big money as an OC wish he'd just step down on the phins but it isn't fucking happening.>>150875990saar pls do not redeem and brown is good enough for the bugs I guess too. Not human? that better?
>>150875762Do people rally like watching two 50 year olds play fight?
>>150875862>Josh Allen is the best QB in the leagueYou can't be the best QB and rely on refball like that. In the 1st half of the Jets game he kept going 3 & out yet the refs kept extending the drives which led to points. The refball put the Bills up by so much points the Jets D gave up in the 2nd half..And against your doplhins he wouldn't have as much points if you took out the refball. Herbert and Goff put up good stats without refball and I hate both those teams.
> super pretty girl that went to my high school in my grade is married and had kids with the niners punter>Her sister is dating gabe spier on the mariners They really don’t have to try do they?
>>150875992ok well that may be true but what about all of these things that someone else did before the age of 30
but why?
>>150876022People don't but the "modern wwe and ufc audience" tm does. They have made it a brown thing and the young retard audience eats up whatever slop they give them. They had logan paul and ishowspeed etc. involved along with nigger rappers. And not in a fun WCW way but in the most soulless corporate way possible.The WWE's owners are milking guys like cena as much as they can, cena is on his retirement tour, brock doesn't have long left. They know they can only send them to saudi so many times before they are done so they are milking the elderly.>>150876027Worked for mahomes.
>>150876027Also sadly I don't have 18billion so the dolphins are not mine :(If Tua didn't fuck up that throw the phins would probably have won. That game was absurd and angers me just on the team showing up for mcdaniel NOW instead of you know, the last 2 fucking weeks.
>>150875768There should be a secret 33rd team in the league. Whichever team gets the #1 pick loses their team’s likeness for the entirety of the next season and they become the Hogs.
>>150876048its fun + he wanted them to gangbang his wife.'He's one of the cuck blacks pls understand. He has a massive... contract.
>>150876048They were having sex with each other.
>>150875979>It is actually fucked up how good Allen is vs the rest of the Billseveryone but bills fans forget how they can really turn on the suck sometimes
>>150874727>jayden already missing gamesgive it to me straight, lads. how fucked are the redskins?
>>150876031It's not fair bros
succ dicc
>>150876048they were totally banging thick latinas and trannies
>>150875862>Josh Allen is the best QBhttps://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718
>>150876066kek that is why I make sure to clarify JOSH is good not the bills.I'm a phins fan so fuck the bills fuck the jets fuck the pats 24/7/365 so I say this with razors in cakes for the bills.
>>150876048big brain josh knows to have his boat scandal overseas where things can be covered up
>>150876087>seething jew posts propaganda against a proud black manshocking.cowardly.
>>150876048Why not?
>hey guys so when do we play the bills today?
>>150876031Ninerbros, is your punter any good?
>>150876022It’s real to me, I also enjoy the technical showmanship. These guys risk their lives out there
>>150876107no tua that's later. go watch some spongebob before naptime
>>150876132>hell yeah spongebob rules thanks bro tell mcdaniel i'm ready to win!
>y-you guys don’t understand! Allen’s team sucks! He’s carrying so hard!>but also they’re the best team in the league!How do Bills fags fall for their own bait every year. You can’t have a dogshit team AND reach the sb.
>>150876149kek mahomes is 30
30 isn’t old, lol
I'm waiving the white flag on behalf of all Chiefs fans. Our season is over. The Super Bowl hangover is real and we were overdue for a down season.
>>150876163yea it is>t. 40
>omar kelly remarked that tua has played more NFL games than joe burrow on his Dolphins in Depth show today... burrowbros ... wtf
>>150876175):
>>150876179Depends on height and bone density If you’re average height sure But if >6’3 and aboveYou’ll continue to be dominant until early 40sLook at George Foreman, Big Ben, and lots of UFC heavyweightsWe just keep getting stronger barring freak injury
>>150876198Imagine being shitfucked back and forth between QBs that ruin any chance you have of having respectable lifetime numbers in the NFLsucks to be that guy lol
>>150876193Guess you picked the wrong bandwagon, Abdul
>>150876163It means he has around ten years of high level play left at most. The Chiefs are going to need a 2-3 year rebuild to contend again and he needs to win 5 more owls to beat Brady's record. He's not going to make it.
>>150876149>>150876089>>150876066Allen's had one of the best defenses in of any QB and his team consistently has a top ranked offense. He has one of the best olines. Their running back James Cook led the league in rush TD in 2024 and they gave him Diggs who led the league in yards. Stop this Allen needs more help bullshit.
>>150876213Players careers are extended, Mahomes has taken the least punishment of any QB ever Players don’t touch him
>>150876209he’s a diva that often quits on routes and doesn’t show up in the blocking game despite being the highest paid bear ever so he can get fucked like the rest of the team
>150876218Don't @ me to put words in my mouth faggot
>>150876195so what you're saying is mahomes is fucked.
>>150876225His play relies way too much on running for him to last past his 30s. He is a Hall of Fame qb, but he will never be the greatest.
>>150876218>Stop this Allen needs more help bullshit.I didn't say he needed more anything. I want the bills to be shit. Fuck the bills you stupid fucking retarded nigger faggot.I said josh allen is better than that shitty faggot buffalo team full of fucking brown nigger fans throwing themselves through tables and eating off of lead paint coated toolboxes on their pinto grills.
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>150876218Peyton’s SB in 2006 should be considered the most legitimate SB ever won. Unfortunately, he played the Bears, so its luster is dulled.
>>150876249there’s no need to project your brownness onto the mafia anon
I never understood gay niggas. You have all of this hot female ass running around and you want a man? Fucking mental illness.
>so uh I think uhm you know that uh basically fuck grier he's a bitch ass nigger and I'm tired of being stuck with Tua quite frankly. - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150876267
Herbie cooks with mid tier receivers>johnston literally couldn’t catch first two years>allen is still decent but 34 or something >mconkey is sneaky good, but white, lolHerbs elevates them all to WR 1 status Herbs is the best pure passer in the nflFollowed closely by his bro
>>150876264
>>150876268this black man needs a true >black QBnot some lefty coconut
>>150876193What makes Mahomes different from Allen and Lamar is that in the regular season he does not rely on rushing and saves it as a trump card for the playoffs which makes him so deadly since teams don't have tape of it (he had less rush yards than Purdy in 2024). But now due to the Chiefs non-existent run game he's forced to use his trump card early in the season so teams will have tape on it. But what's more shocking is that he's in playoff mode and the Chiefs are still losing.
>>150876267All the straightest prospects lose focus in college and spend their time chasing pussy. The zesty dudes stay in the film room with the boys and that's who makes it in the pros.
>>150876268Imagine if he had someone like Penix or Goff. His offense would look way better.
>>150876277I don’t see phins fans doing anything as funny as thisaside from sperging out in /nfl/, that is
>>150876285I want a straight nigger QB like Josh Allen for the phins at this point.
>>150876291Yeah, because Gayleb is doing numbers right now.
>>150876293>Penixhe's made out of glass, i guarantee he'd look at the state of tua and run from miami
>>150876293They should have made a move for Darnold or Mac Jones in the off-season
>>150876298I accept your plonkedcession
If herbie ever suffered a knick I’m confident Trey lance could finish the game with a WHe looked good in the pre season
>>150876306>they should hire another qb for a bunch of money while having 212 in tua, 20+ in tyreek, 10 in some dead guy, etc.
>>150876309listen man I’m not the one throwing autism fits about his eternally mid team
>>150875316its just cope to hype him up so mahomes gets more pity for losing his rb1, even though hunt came in and basically got the yards per carry as pacheko
>>150876303My point is that an NFL player is gayer than the average dude. The fact that Caleb sucks just means that not all fags are good at football.
#STARTZACHWILSON
>>150876317Prove it.
>>150876329Zach Wilson beat Mahomes in a game, he’s not bad
beat this bussy
>>150876276Cool, so why on a per game basis does Mahomes have more passing yards, more TDs, and higher passer rating than them? And why does he continue to push their shit in during the playoffs?
>>150876314He was a terrible fit for the Shanahan system but I think he could do well in a Greg Roman offense.
>>150876318What do you think the cope will be when Rashee comes in out of shape and it takes 4 weeks for him to get up to speed? They could easily be 4-6 at the bye.
>>150876344>RasheeI don't accept this as a name of a human.
>>150876342>Greg Romanwhat’s the story with him, I always see ravens fans calling him a terrorist
>>150876349That's OK because he's not human
>>150876357True.
>>150876338Why did Mahomes get an elite coach and system from day 1 and Herbert get a a >black coach And then >meme coachNow that the field is even, my boy is ontop, while your system is sluggish and old
>>150876349Chimpanzee Rice
>>150876360no actually the chiefs were complete dogshit until mahomes showed up and saved the entire franchise
>>150876349it's literally just rashid with sloppy handwriting
>>150876276>>150875273>>150875316>>150876318I don't recall any Chiefs fan sucking off Pachecho. You created fan fiction in your head in order to win a debate. Chiefs did have a valid run game in 2024 before they were forced to shuffle around their OL due to the LT injuries.
>>150876350Greg Roman has a very run heavy offense that does not ask much out of the qb. He was great for less accurate mobile qbs like Lamar and Kaep because they were allowed to develop as passers while still getting game reps. Ravens fans do not like him because they feel Lamar developed past the point of needing training wheels.
>>150876360>Now that the field is even, my boy is ontop, while your system is sluggish and oldYou had a new coach last season, how did that play out for you in the playoffs? Chiefs have been to 5 of the last 6 Superbowls, we're way overdue for a down year. There's also the super bowl hangover.
>>150876367also not a human name.
>>150876192Joe Glass
>>150876400it's not exactly d'brickashaw
>>150876403Mighty Toe Young
What's the payoff for rooting for players like Lamar, Allen, Herbert, or Burrow? None of them will ever win a Super Bowl.
>>150876116Don't know yet he's new
>>150876382And now the chiefs have to shuffle around into the dumpster where they belong.>>150876403Unironically. Now burrow has obviously had a bit better help and done a bit more than tua but holy shit that stat was kinda surprising as a phins fan.
>>150876192not yet he hasn't.
>>150876410Nice lol
>>150876218>Allen's had one of the best defenses in of any QB and his team consistently has a top ranked offense.How many times do we have to say this? Mcdumbass gets to statpad against the dolphins patriots and jets for six games and add in an all around weak schedule, that defense statpads against weak teams. Mcdumbass has trotted out weak defenses come playoff time that crumbles against any sort of competent QB. The 40 point game against the Ravens is how that defense will hold up to a real offense after it statpads against Tua for half of the year. Reid has put out better dffenses than the defensive guru HC.This is why the statmutt is retarded. Stats arent everything.
>>150876418Apparently he has.
>>150876426okay but factually he hasn't.
>>150876350He's known for simple offenses for meme running qbs and for being a Harbaugh babby, even now he only has a job because of Jim Harbaugh. But Lamar got hurt a lot and had to get better at throwing and Roman wasn't the man for that.
>>150876116Coltsbros, is your punter any good this year?
>>150876192technically deshaun watson has played more games than joe burr
>>150876432Listen I hear what you're saying but according to this nigger on the internet he has.
>>150876411There is none. That's why I root for Jake Browning, the best quarterback in the NFL
>>150876440Peanut Oil has played more regular season games, Toe Brokeow has played more regular + postseason
>>150876342Trey Lance was just too green. I think he's younger than Bo Nix and Penix who were drafted just last year
>>150876425The dolphins had a top ranked offense in 2 of the last 4 seasons.
New thread when?
>>150876468now>>150876469>>150876469>>150876469
>>150876455imagine if it gets so bad deshaun starts taking actual snaps
>>150876460Phins fan here: HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE THIS STAT. They did nothing with it, so what does it matter? I hate it every time it is brought up as some defense of mcdaniel or tua or grier. WOW THAT IS SUPER COOL AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED, PHINS? >we still were basically .500Oh ok great thanks.>>150876455Maybe that is what omar meant? More regular season games? ESPN has it within 4 games for Tua which is still way the fuck closer than I thought. Tua is such a broken retard in my brain he's been out 90% of his time in the league kek
>>150876468>>1508764727 hours of near commercial free autistic screeching starts now
>>150875713Agreed
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