Week 3 injury report: Jayden Daniels outWhy 0-3 Dolphins might already be eliminatedClowney arrested days before signing with CowboysSteven TarantoMyles Garrett explains why Parsons trade surprised himDarren Waller expected to make Dolphins debut Week 4Falcons release longtime kicker Younghoe Koo
Chiefies
The Washington Redskins
>>150878636Are still winless
>his team averages less than 40 points per game this season Care to explain yourselves?
kiwi is a bitch
Chiefs will win the AFC yet again, much to the chagrin of every other fanbase
>>150878655Asterisk games
>>150878670not when they miss the ploffs
>>150878663>40 pointsNeeded 41, sorry
>>150878548if he doesn't then it's time to hit the panic button for the OC3 weeks is a long enough grace period for a new OC to adjustI want to say the offense is reverting to 2023 but even then despite how abysmally uncreative and predictable it was Jalen was still able to sling the rock
ya seethe?
I'm honestly not even gonna bother with college football tomorrow, unironically I might just read
>>150878670They're already 2.5 games behind the Bills
>>150878676>Reffies have abandoned us*
>>150878663>his
I can't stand this country rap metal shit
Which early afternoon game should I watch?
>>150878714Numetal peaked in the early 2000s
>>150878706Abandon this!*punches you in the nuts*
>>150878728Zoomers will never understand the magic of Coal Chamber
>>150878696>Choked again
>>150878569>abominationsstfu zoomer faggot the bills reds were goated
>>150878744yeah....ya seethe.
>>150878750Not him but no, they’re much worse
>>150878751get off your vpn
>>150878730Personal foul on the defense, #150878730, penalty is declined, Chiefs remain 0-2
>>150878751
>>150878676if (you)r team hasn't had their starting recievers for over an entire season's worth of games then it is time to accelt that that is just how (you)r team is now
>>150878815>random youtube videoyeah....ya seethe.
if the souper bowl was eagles vs bills, and it was strictly based on food (cheesesteak vs buffalo wings) and it had nothing to do with the cities, the football teams, or the fanbases, who ya got?
Coworker is a commanders fan on Jadens dick, anyone have any good memes making fun of them? I keep telling him the sophomore slump has started
>>150878818If that turns out to be true we would make a splashy trade for a real receiver anyway. This isn’t the team they intend to field all season
>>150878819
>>150878849>the same thing againi don't even need to say it at this point
>>150878822Cheeseteak> buffalo wings, but I think the bills would win right now with the eagles offensive coordination a mess
>>150878859That cheesesteak looks amazing, can I have some?
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTSpre-TNF1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150878859this is a proper chopper>good seed bun>filled with steak and cheese>no unnecessary condiments >large serving for one
>>150878855
>opposing team starts with the ball>failed drive>punts to eagles>eagles start at their own 30>OL folds instantly>checkdown x3 >4th & 1>tush push to their 40>OL still folds >3-pointer from their 40>scores, like usual>opposing team gets the ball>LB's paycheck came in>DL mauls the offense>1 sack, 1 forced checkdown to no one, 1 strip-sack >eagles possess the ball at the 20>more checkdowns>saquon runs the ball to the 1>tush push for the touchdown>"YAY IGGLES! E-A-G-L-E-S IGGLES!">"SAQUON, HAVE MY BABIES!">"J-HURTS DA BES!">repeatI love this team, but I swear we're just a defensive line with a logo now.
Which 2-0 team is most likely to lose on Sunday?
>>150878892bucs, their OL is decimated
>>150878875i like onions on my sandwich. and sometimes wacky toppings like peppers and mushrooms too. how about THAT?
>>150878892Definitely the Rams
>>150878907take your business elsewhere heathen
>>150878846as far as you know
>>150878879
>>150878636>>150878670Kill Chiefs posters. Behead Chiefs posters. Roundhouse kick a Chiefs poster into the concrete. Slam dunk a Chiefs poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Chiefs posters. Defecate in a Chiefs poster's food. Launch Chiefs posters into the sun. Stir fry Chiefs posters in a wok. Toss Chiefs posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Chiefs poster's gas tank. Judo throw Chiefs posters into a wood chipper. Twist Chiefs posters' heads off. Report Chiefs posters to the IRS. Karate chop Chiefs posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant Chiefs posters. Trap Chiefs posters in quicksand. Crush Chiefs posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chiefs posters in a vat of acid. Eat Chiefs posters. Dissect Chiefs posters. Exterminate Chiefs posters in the gas chamber. Stomp Chiefs posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate Chiefs posters in the oven. Lobotomize Chiefs posters. Mandatory abortions for Chiefs posters. Grind Chiefs posters in the garbage disposal. Drown Chiefs posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chiefs posters with a ray gun. Kick old Chiefs posters down the stairs. Feed Chiefs posters to alligators. Slice Chiefs posters with a katana.
>>150878871Is this the result of those polls?
Many great players have been accused of being the beneficiaries of refball In almost all cases the arguments are circumstantial at bestIn the case of Mahomes it was such a glaring problem that half of the audience was threatening to turn the NFL offWe may never see Mahomes have another winning season now that he's lost his greatest allies
>>150878871can we do a poll for penis length
>>150878822buffalo chicken cheesesteak
>>150878907I got one with long hots recently
Official power rankings:1. dem boyz2. Doesn't matter3.5. stoolers I guess 6.29. 7365299. queefs
>>150878922That is extremely rude and not at all neighborly. Apologize.
>>150878871do your rankings change after the bills win again and the dolphins played relatively tough?
>>150878928yeah, I closed it midday before TNF so that it didn't end up skewing the results. I'll be doing it again each tuesday
>>150878938Based
>>150878938hmmm…a daring synthesis!
>>150878716rams at eagles ofc
>>150878951Cool. Would be nice to include +/- change from the previous week
>>150878871These are not bad
>>1508789384/10 Zero balance and overpowering
>>150878907peppers are amazing
>>150878970You’re only saying that because the retard put the Chiefs behind the Colts
>>150878940My stoolers made the cut somehow :)
Why are we only nice to eachother when talking about food or porn?
>>150878967yeah that was already planned, that's why I got such precise numbers so we can see EXACTLY how much each game mattered. it also tells us which team the game said more about (like if the winning team gains 0.5 points but the loser lost 1.2 points). I just don't have that this week cause I didn't run it last week.
>>150878859>American """cuisine"""
The Italian beef is the GOAT sandwich This fuckers from Chicago got one thing right
>>150878945No.
>>150878990Why do you rate the Lions after they got their doors blown off by the only good team they’ve played?
>>150878994balding faggot
>>150879000Packers are super elite #1 defense and top 10 offense
>>150878892probably the bengals. that game is gonna memetastic
>>150878994Neck yourself, hobbit
>>150878994What is the favored meat focused sammy of new Zealand?
>>150879000>>150878982not my rankings dude, this was voted on by 32 people who filled out the poll when I was posting it in these threads earlier this week.
>>150878994>#3 geno
>>150879032Gotcha, so it was a certain VPN putting in work
>>150878994KYS kiwi tranny you dont know good food or ball
>>150878334>and are going to have to hold those Ls for awhileWe already booty blast them in 2022 and made them hold the L for 2 long years. All they did was get revenge on us and make it 1-1. We're not holding anything. It's like me walking up to you and slapping you. Then a few years later you man up and slap me back. Now we're even.
>>150879054doubt it but it would be funny considering that there was someone trying to sandbag for da burrs
>>150879067I wouldn’t even say we’re even, we’re a dynasty on our third ring of the current run, and they get one ring against us with a super team when we shouldn’t have made the super bowl. It’s fun for Philly fans to get that W but they’re not shit compared to the Chiefs still. I gave them a golf clap and forgot about it the same day.
>>150879054notice the subtle effort to put the niners above the middle of the pack to evade suspicion>>150879071lying tranny
>>150878985Yeah I forgot about the wams, they're above the stoolers sorry
Post more. I’m bored.
>>150879071It was a fun idea, thanks for doing it. Are you doing it weekly?
>>150879115POV: you are tua in northern florida
>>150879081>I gave them a golf clap and forgot about it the same day.Same. They're trying to force a rivalry with us but we have no equals. They don't realize the pain Chiefs fans felt in the owl is due to us not getting a 3peat, we hold no animosity towards Eagles team. It's the Chiefs vs the field in this era.
mad at the tush push?
>>150879081>>150879115Do you agree that the Chiefs lost this Tyreek trade? McDuffie and Rashee are good, but they don't have the same impact on the game as Tyreek.
>>150879206I would say no just because the immediate result was two rings, which McDuffie and Rashee played a big part in, but I’m not going to lie that I would rather have Tyreek right now and that Veach probably should have worked a way to keep him AND continue to draft well. But he’s not a very good GM so he shipped our best receiver and our offense has been fucked ever since
>>150878859>>150878994That looks phenomenal and I normally call everything people post here slop
>https://x.com/LowBudget_News/status/1968976764069151084Can someone explain why the the league talked about his domestic assault case live during the game. What do they benifit from doing that? The case hasn't even been settled yet, so they're running a star player's reputation through the mud for nothing.
>>150878822>>150878859>>150878939>>150878938>>150878994My Bengals and the Midwest in general mogs Philadelphia and Upstate New York
just saw the back-to-back return dragons in the pats fins game last weekhot damn
>>150879122yeah that's the plan. only til the end of the regular season, though. I got lower turnout than I wanted this time but that makes sense since it was the first one I tried doing in years. once it becomes a regular thing, I might do other types of polls (offense, defense, QBs, HCs etc) if people want, but that'd also depend on how many people are voting on the main poll since it's definitely gonna be less for the other ones.
>>150879175>mad at the tush push?After Brady pointed out that the Eagles are lining up improperly during the tush push fans have pointed out how many times they got away with cheating. I'm glad the league sent out a memo to refs to look out for it. Brady killed the tushpush.>>150879231>I would say no just because the immediate result was two ringsI think they win those rings if they kept Tyreek, except they would have looked more exciting doing it. Chiefs went decades without an elite WR then finally get one in Tyreek and Veach trades him away. Burrow will have Chase for his entire career but Mahomes only had Tyreek for 3 seasons, it's fucked up. Kelce is better than Tyreek but the age difference made Tyreek more valuable. Veach fucked up.
>>150879297>Chiefs went decades without *home grown* elite WR
haven’t heard from nanners fans in awhile. Hope they’re doing ok
>>150879336yeah we're fine just need purdy to come back cause mac is significantly worse
FILTHadelphia.
>>150879247Maybe he'd be given the benefit of the doubt if this wasn't like the 50th fucking time he's gotten himself in legal trouble
>>150879297Yeah you’re probably right. And people are hoping we bring him back but I have a suspicion that ego played a part in him letting Tyreek go to begin with and it’s the same reason he won’t try to bring him back. The core trio that drove the dynasty of Mahomes, Tyreek and Kelce were all Dorsey picks, I think part of Veach shipping Tyreek was he wanted to start putting his own signature on the team. He just isn’t capable of doing that and has done nothing but draft depth-tier pieces rather than starts, and overpay players like Jawaan Taylor.
I wish there was football today
>>150879369*rather than stars
Patty Cuckitini
>>150879360I'm not saying he's a good person but the league gains nothing from shitting on one of their employees. Did they do it as a virtue signal to their female fans or some bullshit. Those women don't give a fuck about that and neither do the males.I could understand them talking about the Deshaun Watson situation since that was a national scandal.
Reminder naming the Eagles' QB sneak "tush push" is part of the psyop to get it banned.
Guys CFB is on
>>150879416it is now known as the ass blast
>>150879416Or maybe it's because half of the team is shoving their fingers up Hurts' butt.
>>150879437Who playn
>>150879469Yeah but that happens in the locker room so who cares? Nothing stopping your qb from getting a prostate massage at half time
cfb on a friday night is distasteful and disrespectful to high school ball. disgusting!
>>150879469the meme pushers are irrelevant
>QB Leaders by Passer Rating (2025)1. Trevor Lawrence, when targeting anyone but BTJ and Travis Hunter (140.3)2. Lamar Jackson (136.6)3. Justin Herbert (127.8)...40. Geno Smith (66.0)41. Guy throwing the ball into the dirt every play (39.6)42. Trevor Lawrence, when targeting BTJ and Travis Hunter (14.5)
>>150879483Westlake Community College and Three Rivers Aeronautical University for the Blind
>>150879374college football on
im not gay, because im not a chiffs fan
>>150878994>>150676498
>>150879369>Veach drafted Mecole Hardman instead of DK Metcalf. >Veach gave Jawaan Taylor 80M (60M was guaranteed so they couldn't cut him after he led the league in game losing penalties).>Veach had to trade away Sneed since he got fleeced by Jawaan's agent.>They won a Superbowl with Orlando Brown Jr but refused to pay him and ended up paying Donovan Smith more than what OBJ was asking for. >Veach traded away Tyreek and attempted to draft a bunch of speedy manlets to emulate Tyreek's speed but they only had track speed that didn't translate to the game.Having Reid, Spags, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, and Butker fixes a lot of problems. Chiefs core players were there before Veach became the GM. He's a fraud.
>the chiefs "dynasty" was beating two backup qbs from the 49ers and jalen squirts
>>150879521Kek based Niney
>>150879577This is a logical fallacy. The fact that all Chiefs fans are gay does not mean all gay people are Chiefs fans.
>failcons cut young hoe
the 49ers are actually the biggest jobbers in the nfl for 20 years
lions window still open if their new coordinators turn out to be good?
>>150879624Anon the Lions window is never open
>>150879609If you are gay, you should be a queefs fan. They even have a female pop 'singer' a part of the team so you'll feel right at home.
>>150879624when will you learn. it wasn't the coordinators that made the lions good
>>150879609damn. ive been exposed
>>150879599Meanwhile the Patriots lost to Eli Manning (twice) and Nick Foles :)At least it takes a super team to beat us
>>150879635jared goff?
>>150878716What is the target audience for this photo?
>>150879631Why do gay men like female popstars? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to obsess of male musicians?
>>150879635Haha yeah
>>150879655MCDC.
>>150879369>>150879598Brett Veach's failure to sign OBJ as their franchise LT resulted in them playing musical chairs at the LT position which is arguably the 2nd most important position in football since they protect the QB's blindside. Them drafting (and starting) Kingsley Suamataia cost them the 3peat. If they went with Donovan Smith (or kept OBJ) then Thuney wouldn't have had to play LT in the Super Bowl. Moving Thuney killed their run game which made them 1-dimensional.
>>150879675My bf watches male vtubers and hes straight
>>150879661im minding wonder who this hotel v’s audience is with their marketing featuring this pornstar who has done real nasty stuff
>>150878934Many people are saying this!
>>150879690Trip on temujin
>>150879675I don't know since I'm not gay. The only males I know who like female pop garbage are gay. Even as a teenager, the ones who liked emo and bands like My Chemical Romance were as straight as a plank of wood.
Easily the best stat-bit of this year, and I will remind them again.
If the Giants beat the Chiefs I'm gonna do something
>>150879635I hope you continue believe that as they're getting assraped by the Ravens, then again that was going to happen regardless of who the coordinators are
If the Kangz go undefeated with Carson Wentz I'm gonna do something.
>>150879725>the ones who liked emo and bands like My Chemical Romance were as straight as a plank of wood.That's because 2000's alt girls were super easy. I feel bad for the zoomers who missed out on the trend.
>>150879745Like reach out to Chiefs frens and comfort us in our time of despair?
For me, it's Buffalo's throwback/retro whites
>>150879747and when the lions win?
>>150879723Who
>>150879745>If the Giants beat the Chiefs I'm gonna do something like have anonymous gay buttsexWhy are Bills fans like this?
>>150879655Nailed it
>>150879775I don't know any Chiefs fans IRL>>150879784I'm not a Bills fan
>>150879779You turn off Madden and go to bed.
>>150879796I look forward to your tuesday apology
What does he know?
>>150879771I wish they saved pussy for the rest of us.
>>150879698There is no way anyone gets off on a bald skinny black "woman".
>>150879796lol
What are some of the most iconic calls?https://youtu.be/ylhscU-zB3Q?si=m54YwAZ3zwqooYNt
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
>Insane: Colts star QB Anthony Richardson went under anesthesia for a crazy full-back body tattoo that is themed around his love for God, Money, and Gambling.>It includes an Angel, a Roulette Wheel, a Spartan, Dice, and a Lion.>Once Richardson gets his opportunity, watch outrate richardson's tattoo
>>150878907Onions yes. Peppers, no. That’s not a cheesesteak. Provolone, nope. It doesn’t need to be cheese whiz because that’s a meme but some (white) American based sauce. If there is a condiment station with banana peppers, those are for snacking on the side.
>>150879854>college footballhey buddy I think you got the wrong generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GPrtWh4oIw
>>150879868who is that supposed to be? tannehill?
>another weekend going by even faster>another year of bills blowing another season and not getting superbowl>another year of slowly losing hairNFL might as well be college ball to me at this juncture. Dead in the water.
>>150878994Your nation and people are a joke lol
>>150879884Absolutely heretical/10
>>150879884>God>Money and gamblingHe is going straight to hell
watch out, HE'S GOING TO GET YAbetter with sound >>>/wsg/5976569
>>150879966>Stuffed at the line>Now 2nd and 10
>>150879955No wonder he can't read a defense, bro can't even read a Bible.
>>150879884Disgusting
>>150879955No, he's not. I made an exception for him.
>>150879986show where in the bible that gambling is a sin
>>150879986show where in the bible that bussy is a sin
>>150879762mccarthy sucks so they'll probably improve
>>150880003You didn't earn the money by just guessing and chance. And it takes your money that you did earn easily. How is that in any way acceptable?
>>150879814he knows you're a plonked faggot
will mac steal purdy's job?
>>150880003>his love of money1 Timothy 6:10>For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
>>150880042Why would a worse player steal Purdy's job?
>>150880042brock goaty will never get benched
>>150880068hes on the bench right now
>>150880064It happened to Bledsoe.
>>150880061doesn't say shit about gambling
>>150878696He makes me seethe but I'm a Ravens fanWhen are we going to trade this fucking loser and get a real QB
who needs a kicker?
>>150880084It doesn't need to. Gambling is instinctually repulsive to everyone. No one is ever going to justify it.
>>150880094hahaYoung hoe
>i dont like it therefore no one shouldbiblefags will get nowhere thinking this way
How bad's it gonna be this week?
>>150880091terrible bait but here's a (You)
>>150879966I was trying to figure out why he sucks and finally realized it's because he almost seems to look for tacklers. It's like night and day how he hits the hole or turns the corner vs somebody like Hunt, who sucks now because he has no explosiveness at all anymore. It's like he's looking for somebody to run into
>choofs
>>150880101Lmao
>>150880132They gave 20M to Jaylon Moore then didn't even start him. Their OL is shitty as well. The GM is a fraud.
>>150880125Two hundred and sixty million in lost salary cap for Lamar. I'd take Joe Flacco back at this point, I don't care if he's forty. At least he can make it through the post-season without shitting the bed
>>150880152Yeah that was a weird moveThey paid him all that money just to sit him on the bench
(You)
>>150880204thanks
>>150880142Mr Taylor Swift is cookedHe should call it a career and hope he doesn't go CTE on Taylor
>jetes
>>150880217It's too late. He will beat her to death 9 months into the marriage.
Mina confirmed for knowing ball
really makes you think
>>150880230No, she's just edgy and try hard. She also lurks 4chan and wants to look cool knowing that we'll see her edgy/try hard countering prediction.
>>150880132Um queefsisters...
>>150880230basedthose overrated fags finally play a real team and it's not in the gay ass snow this time
>>150880259Better with sound
>>150880230She unironically does, but don’t talk about it here, it makes the flag-hopping incel kiwi seethe out of his mind
>>150880225There's an alternative universe where the Chiefs didn't give into woke pressure and kept Kareem Hunt and Mahomes won 6 straight Superbowls with the best RB, TE, and WR. And because he won 6 straight it also meant Brady only won 5. I wouldn't have to put up with the webm spammer and kiwi's meltdowns shitting up /nfl/. Your team would own no championships and you would be happy.
>>150879642the Chiefs absolutely positively not survive Eli's locked in autism and the Blue Eyes White Dragon Eagles especially they were a team of destiny
Corey dillion is the best rb in patriots history. Agree or am I forgetting someone?
>>150879966Maybe if he actually put some force perpendicular to the ground instead of just stomping it he would actually be worth a fuck.
>>150880295uh anon, they played the Rams on the Rams's own turf last year during the regular season
>>150878994>>Americanare you sick of all the foreigners flooding the NZ message boards? no? weird
>>150880132it’s not won in the trenches? every coach since pop warner fucking lied to me
>Chiefs fans are now crying that Mahomes couldn't play with a top of the line coach RB TE WR LT G RT Kicker Punter DE DC OCKEK
>>150880393he just needs more help
>>150880393when we all know they can't play without the refs
>>150879014>probably the bengals. that game is gonna memetasticBungles fan here...i agree. Wish McCarthy was starting, feel like a better chance w/ him than vs Wentz. We run the shitty 'bend don't break' defense, and without getting any bonehead interceptions, we're done for
>>150880229Why anyone would date an NFL player is beyond meYou know he's gonna have mental problemsEven the god damn kickers have them
>>150880393>>150880400A team can't have the best OL, DL, RB, and a top 3 WR? Cool, why don't you tell that to the Eagles GM.
>>150880412I don’t know why nfl players would date an actress. You know she’s a whore from the start.
>>150880373the rams got better, healthier and the eagles got worse
>>150880426They probably have an "arrangement" and just want to boost each other's profiles
>>150880353>4,9 YPC>best running backstatmutt begone
new elton john song: kermit and the chiefs
>>150880142what more funny, is that he cant even chase down anything anymore. can only do 1 quick turn every play. sees himself lose the ball. unable to attempt to get it back. completely washed.KWAB!
>>150880412infinite money, shorter lifespan, can travel the country for free
>>150880426that’s why you pull a jimmy g to get that all out of your system then find a nice girl
Anon's Wk 3 predictions:Bengals 23 @ Vikings 20Texans 24 @ Jaguars 17Colts 30 @ Titans 13Raiders 17 @ Commanders 27Rams 22 @ Eagles 28Falcons 24 @ Panthers 10Steelers 23 @ Patriots 26Packers 40 @ Browns 16Jets 20 @ Bucs 27Broncos 25 @ Chargers 31Saints 19 @ Seahawks 21Cowboys 17 @ Bears 20 Cardinals 23 @ 49ers 24Chiefs 20 @ Giants 22 (Upset of the week)Lions 33 @ Ravens 36 (OT)
Bears :(
>DAE QUEEFS??
>>150880474Giants beating the chiefs will make up for my kangz losing
>>150880474Kangz'll win.
>>150880259Which one of them has 3 Super Bowl rings again?
>I’m a Kangz fan you have to believe me!
>>150880259kek
>Kek!
>>150879661Me
>>150879684>Start a rookie LT during a 3peatWhen did this 3peat happen? I must have missed it
>>150880654You’re so fucking stupid
i wonder how panthers fans are doing. is there something positive happening there
>>150880696erm.... special teams o algo.....
>>150880456>infinite moneyMost players play 3-4 years
>>150880696Doesn't feel too good bro.
>>150880142
>>150880696I've had to bring back 0-17 posting
>>150878922
>>150878922who raped you?
>>150880654Chiefs won a Superbowl with Donovan Smith as their LT in 2023 and he was begging to return in 2024, yet the moronic GM thought it would be a brilliant ideal to draft (and start) Kingsley Suamataia who was so shitty he ended up getting benched in 2 weeks. That decision cost them the 3peat. I doubt Mahomes is running around like a headless chicken if he had a veteran LT so Rashee Rice doesn't get injured.And now in 2025 there's talks of benching Kingsley again. https://kckingdom.com/chiefs-6-4-million-lg-benched-another-dud-week-3-01k599j6fsp0
There's no reason for the Browns, Faguars, and Panthers to be shit for this long. The NFL needs to step in.
>>150880780Browns made moronic mistakes and don't deserve helpJags have been a lot worse than they are nowThe Panthers, though... God just hates the Panthers
>>150880780This but with 10 other teams added to that list.
is this the year our team finally gets over the hump?
>>150880802Yes if you're a Bills, Ravens, or Chargers fan. Thi isn't the year for my Chiefs.
MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST
As a great Steelers WR once said: The Browns IZ the Browns.
>>150880780Tepper ruined the Panthers. They used to make the NFCCG at least every few years.
>>150880552Taylor Swift only has one Super Bowl ring tho?
>>150878934The fact that the NFL shut it down for the super bowl should terrify all Cheifsfags because if the league wasn't willing to shill them to a threepeat with all the hype that accompanied it and Taylor Swift in attendance then it's fucking over. That was as useful as the Cheifs will ever be from a marketing / engagement standpoint and the league said, "eh, we've milked this cow enough, if they die they die" and let Philly rawdog them with impunity.That game last week was in Arrowhead, the Chiefs desperately needed it and the refs didn't really do shit to help them. They're just another team now. And we've seen what happens when they have to play by the same rules as everyone else.
Travis Kelce is a cuck
>get to watch Wolverino kino tomorrow>get to comfy Wions post during Redzone on SundayFeeling pretty good rn
>>150880828Not really. They only did that twice before 2015.
>>150880840Wherever you go, that place is made many times worse. Just so you know.Those rare few hours when you don’t happen to be here are always paradise compared to when you come back and start ventillating your VPN like a Nascar driver as you air your mindbroken grievances and spam your small collection of webms and samefag and desperately try to fling shit with Chiefs fans. You are a retarded subhuman monkey whose unwashed stink ruins every place you go. The general goes from bantz and everyone talking about their team in proportion, to one unemployed loser trying to make every thread Da Flu and shoehorning the Chiefs into everything and instigating real animus. And the fact that this is your entire life speaks to how worthless and repulsive you are irl. You are a termite and a parasite, who makes the lives of everyone who encounters you worse, for as long as they have to endure you being around. There’s a reason you have to evade a permaban just to post.
Corey Clement is looking like an absolute UNIT these days
>>150880856*Window slams shut so hard the glass breaks*
They should make the teams with 0 Super Bowls be banished from the 'FL into the UFL until they win the championship there
>>150880841And I am the bull.
nice blogpost, not reading it though, sorry
>>150880780Include the Dolphins/Raiders/Jest
>>150880873Jalen...
>>150880882Zero self awareness
>>150880856shut up. we get to sleep until 7 pm then get to watch our spartans v usc kick off at 11pm. fuck the big ten
>>150880931we don't sign our posts here
>>150880870Nah. The Kangz deserve to win for the last 8 years at least.
>>150878934>>150880840The league has broke up with the Chiefs and are now pushing the Bills. The refball I saw in the Jets and Dolphins game was disturbing.
statmutt
>>150880863Got dam this nigga spittin
>>150880967They haven't completely moved on, the Chiefs were still getting refball against Philly
Might watch cardinals and $(ers after my shitty panthers host the falcons on Sunday and then I’m gonna root for the New York football giants to booty blast the chiefs And of course on Saturday my mediocre North Carolina Tar Heels are playing UCF so I’ll be watching that
>>150880828Tepper applied the same logic most retards on this board would and fell for the tanking meme. He had Christian McCaffrey, Baker Mayfield and D.J. Moore. If they'd just prioritized o-line and defense from that point forward that's a pretty good team right now. But instead he gutted the team AND traded up because muh #1 overall pick will save us and instead he got a worse qb than the guy he let go. High draft picks are nice but they won't bail out an inept franchise that can't even properly evaluate what they already have. I keep saying it but you get good by getting good, not losing on purpose. The NBA is a fake sport, emulating their methodology is insane
>>150881030This poster is addicted to ball.
>>150881008No they weren’t at all retard. You’re talking about a game where the Eagles kept false starting on tush pushes and weren’t called. Literally the worst example to try this cope. It’s funny watching you in the game threads, every time a flag is thrown you’re immediately OH THERE IT IS OF COURSE, KANSAS CITY REFFIES NOT SO FAST EAGLES and it’s on the Chiefs and you just quietly wait until the next flag is thrown.
Mahomes is a cuck
Reminder that 9 am yuro games start next weekend
Behind the scenes Taylor Swift told the league she would only attend games with Rashee Rice but they ignored her and suspended him anyway. Now the league is mad she's not attending the games so they've given up supporting the Chiefs. The Bills are the new babyface of the league. They turned the Eagles into the heel by admitting they cheat on tushpush. The (babyface) Bills will beat the Eagle (heel) in the Superbowl.The Packers however will break kayfab and upset the Eagles in the NFCCG. The league will do a Montreal Screwjob by suspending MIca Parson for steroids which will make the Bills win the Superbowl.
>>150881065fact check: true
>>150881077Are there any jobbers or marks in this situation?
Packers already peaked. Only thing Manlove is elite at is game-ending interceptions.
Bills beat the Dolphins on TNFEveryone else: *talking about the game*This retard:>>I used to think the Cheifs could never go 0-17 but honestly, I think we're in the middle of one of the most significant mass psychic events in recent memory. The collective consciousness of all football fans reached critical mass at some point during that blatantly rigged AFCCG and 100 million people thought, in unison, "FUCK this team.">{reddit space}>And since then they have, in fact, been fucked. Hilarious, utterly humiliating super bowl loss. Rice suspended. Worthy injured by Kelce. Heemed by the fucking Chorgers week 1. Done dirty at home by the same team that blew them out in the super bowl as Kelce turned a touchdown pass into an interception. Taylor Swift hiding behind screens so no one could see her alcoholic rage face. It's all fallen apart so quickly. This is not luck. It's karmic justice. They deserve an infinite amount of humiliation. 0-17 is still too good for them
>>150881045I’m more addicted to drinking beer and watching college football
>>150881065We know
>>150881051Lmao they got away with that one fluke ass false start that looked like a guy trying to catch defensive encroachment but then the ball snapped. Other than the at the refs sucked off the Chiefs the whole game like always. I watched that game and I don’t like the eagles or the chiefs but the chiefs get blatant ref help constantly whereas the eagles just keep gaming the system at worst
>>150881103The Chargers, Broncos, Vikings, and Lions will job in the playoffs.
>>150881071>vikings steelersshant be waking up early for that slop
first team all-time name? Gotta be moh bility
>>150881114you seem buttblastedit's always hilarious when 2 schizo autists get into a months long cat fight in the same general
Yeah I’m not reading all that shit
>>150881118Shut up retard
>>150881130You will watch the Kangz destroy the Stoolers live.
>>150881141No u
>>150881079I’m pretty sure that tattoo means that mahomes bangs other girls and she is learning to live with it
>>150880780The browns deserve it for treating baker like that and getting black sex pest Watson. I used to pity cheer for them but never again
>>150881168They wuz desperate. Watson looked good and Wakey Bakey was looking like a bust.
>>150881114Chiefs could win 7 straight superbowls but have one bad season and all the schizos would come out of their basement to celebrate as if it meant something.
>>150881167Cope
>>150881167It means neither, the polyamory meaning of the symbol is specifically dependent on the polyamory colors being used with it, otherwise it’s just a basic tattoo. It’s an old debunked meme. The Kiwi will still be spamming it in 20 years though
>>150880863Anon, I tried to explain this to you before. I seem omnipresent to you because you're attributing the posts of at least two other people to me. So they post when I'm not here but your paranoid self sees me and only me because you are obsessed and mentally ill.Do you get it? The Kiwi, the webm guy and me are three different people. We take turns trolling you. The fact that you are always here to be trolled and lump everyone into one cumulative, terrifying l33t hacker with 15 different tripcodes and aliases who never sleeps and dedicates their life to responding to your posts indicates *you* are the mentally unstable one. You're not that important. You're just retarded and unpopular so you get ganged up on by sane people who are sick of your shit aka literally everyone else.
>>150881190Listen, i hate the chiefs as much as anyone. But we have to be objective here. Josh allens wife is on camera having sex with a black man and he doesnt get even 5% of the shit that mahomes gets. Like seriously, how does josh allen look his teammates in the eye?
>>150880230why does Mina always pick white QBs
>>150881185No one outside the Browns front office thought Watson was going to be good
>>150881204>Anon, I tried to explain this to you before, all those other times you thought I was me, and I wasn’t, and I explained that, remember?Lmfao
>>150881204Not that anon you're talking to but the kiwi comes off as an unemployed schizo who actually would use VPNs to shitpost. That essay changed my mind about him. I went from liking him to now fearing his autism.
>>150881212If someone’s wife has a tattoo like that it means they’re a cuckold. Mahomes’ wife has a tattoo like that. If I had a masters in logic I might be able to make a connection here but I don’t so I can’t.
Heeminderhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150830650/#q150832196
>>150881209Stop posting these facebook-tier images
>>150881220The Falcons did but had to settle for Kirk Coupons instead
>>150881233The kiwi and the guy who is psychotically defensive about Mahomes are both dangerous schizos imo
>>150881249You first.
>>150878743Saw them at Ozzfest which really dates me. Not that great live tbqhwyf
>>150881246Oh so that’s where “stink as” came from, I thought I was missing out on a new zoomie slang
>>150878569Spend some time in jail or report to the Cowboys?tough choice. would depend on what level of jail.
>>150881265You realize those are both AI chatbots, right? Most of the posts here are AI. I’m actually one of the only humans here
>>150881255At least Cousins shows up for the games
>>150881283dude, I saw Meat Loaf at Monsters of Rock in West Germany. AC/DC closed. Michael Schenker opened.
>>150881286Stop clowning
>>150881221Anon, if you won't accept the truth even when it's given in good faith I don't know what to tell you other than take your meds
>>150881135>Turbo Dick
What the hell kind of family name is “Cousins” anyway
>>150881297*loses to Danny Dipshit in you're path*
Imagine being a first round pick and being picked by the Cleveland Browns or Carolina Panthers.
"""""roughing""""" the passer
>>150881304I always thought Larry Byrd was black just on the name.
>>150881265>who is psychotically defensive about MahomesI'm not defensive of him. He has the best start in NFL history so when you say anything bad you're insulting other QBs. Let's wait for him to have a bad season before talking.
>>150881135>>>/cfb/
>>150881331He is black. Just ask anyone that played against him.
>>150881339>0-2KWAB
>>150881339He's had an 0-2 start to this season homo
>>150881304>T-take your meds!We’re well past the point of trying this line. It’s over dude. Everyone knows what you’re doing. You are an lolcow at this point
About to be 0-3 lmao
>I'm not defensive>replies in less than 5 minutes with a filenamed infographic ready to go
more like Patrick Mah0m3s haha
>>150881370Kek.
>>150881383Not how it’s spelled.
>>150881371Chiefskiddies are so sensitive.
>>150881283I was at the Lamb Of God show that they filmed for their Killadelphia DVD.
>>150881370This. They will have nothing left to cope about once they lose to Russell Wilson on SNF
>>150881370DangeRUSS won't lose to a fellow mutt.
>>150881399>Chiefs fans are the ones copingLmao you probably actually believe this
reminder the kiwi got pozzed from his maori boyfriend after getting clobbered by me in baltimore
>>150881350>>150881365>>150881383>2018 Lost Conference championship game>2019 Won Superbowl championship game>2020 Lost Superbowl championship game>2021 Lost Conference championship game>2022 Won Superbowl championship game>2023 Won Superbowl championship game>2024 Lost Superbowl championship game>2025 To be determinedAgain, wait for him to have a bad season first. His worst season is a career accomplishment for you team's QB.
>>150881393>deadnaming xher
>>150881411Oh and three.
>>150881415I'm waiting for him to win a game queerbait
>>150881395Saw LoG open for Metallica and they completely stole the show. Not that it was difficult though. Metallica got worse each time I've seen them and I gave up after that show.Oh, go football!
The Dangerwich is what a normal man gets at Subway.
I don’t have time for banter with Chiefs haters, I’m familiarizing myself with F1. I read the posts of Chiefs haters and think “that’s not about F1”, and forget about them. Sorry!
>>150881447Fuck subway. You cant even get a 6 inch sandwich for less than $5 now
>>150881415My team has won this year unlike the Chiefs so that's not true
>>150881295I used to think that but honestly I'm not sure a chaatbot is capable of the kind of pure, tangible insanity the statmutt displays. Chatbots are just repetitive, derivative and become incoherent when they malfunction. The mutt has paranoid delusions, displays classic signs of NPD and possibly just full-blown schizophrenia and yet is lucid enough to convey his insane perspective in a way where....well, I wouldn't say it's understandable because no one who's not crazy could really agree with him, but we at least can understand what *he* is thinking even if it's a bag of cats. Retaining basic fluency in the midst of obvious mental turbulence is a uniquely human trait. If a robot was that crazy it'd just be ivipugpiuhvifbowj, know what I mean?
Man my school used to sell coupon books and they'd have a BOGO on 5 dollar footlongs. It was a different time
>>1508814665 dollar footlongs turned out to be a poison pill for marketing...
>>150881439Yeah they always do that. I’ve seen them live like a dozen times and they’re a hard act to follow. They dominated this show at the tweeter center I saw back in the day “The Unholy Alliance Tour” and that card was absolutely stacked. Mastodon and Children of Bodom got damn near booed off the stage mostly by LOG fans. Their fans are like Eagles fans or something, very hardcore and angry.
>>150881339>Let's wait for him to have a bad season before talking.He is having a bad season, so we're gonna talk about it
>P-paranoid delusions!Lmfao
>have tons of money and fame and women that throw themselves at you>still constantly chimp out for no reasonuh...nurture bros???
>>150881542JC a real nigga. Yo Romanian ass don't know what that is
>>150881531Enjoy it while it last, he's about to get back Rashee, Worthy, and Royals.
>>150881573>3 scrubskek
>>150881542Fuck off dracula, the fuck do you know about parking
>>150881573>h-he just needs more help
I don't know ball.
>>150881339>he mentioned Mahomes? I better get on my knees and start glazing to prove I'm not psychotically defensive Oh statmutt. You character you.
He coulda been a freshman while I was a senior...
>>150881608watch barry sanders highlights
>>150881415>>2018 Lost to Brady>>2019 Beats Brady's understudy>>2020 Lost to Brady>>2021 Lost to the fucking Bengals lol>>2022 Refball>>2023 Refball>>2024 Refs realize the goyim know, shut it down and without refball Mahomes gets heemed in humiliating fashionHasn't thrown for 30 TD's in more than two years by the way. But he's averaging one per game this year so I'm sure mr. greatest start ever can pump those numbers up to the high teens if he shows the legendary consistency he's known for
>>150881608We know, chiefsoid
>>150881634*Jamaal Charles
>>150881573
>>150879521This shit is hilarious lmao. They have it down to a science.
>>150881662get outta mah head charles
>>150878696why would LaBum make anyone seethe kek
>>150881652>Hasn't thrown for 30 TD's in more than two yearsFun fact: Brady never threw for 30 TDs in his 20s. Of Mahomes 7 seasons, only 3 times did he not throw for 30 TDs and one of those times is because he sat out 2 games due to locking up the seed. >>150881674>>150881584>>150881590The NFL gods are scared of this 3 headed monster.
barry sanders was the best. maybe Jim brown, or walter P. barry was great tho
>>150881784No one is afraid of these JAGs
>>150881697The thing I find odd about everyone getting so assblasted by the shove is that at any point in NFL history if you asked a coach "should your team be able to just line up in an obvious rush formation and get a yard if they need it?" the answer would be yes, across the board. This is how it's supposed to work. We've seen really good teams just be more or less automatic from short yardage before. Shit, Brady converted what, like 90% of qb sneaks? Jerome Bettis supposedly never had a negative play in short yardage. The Bears used to put the Fridge in and have him bulldoze people. This isn't as unprecedented as everyone wants to claim it is
>>150881784Okay so why can't Mahomes win a game in 2025
>plastics rams vs shEagles this weekthe two most insufferable NFC teams. hope they tie
Good evening bills bros! Hopefully you’re enjoying your Friday night! I live in Southern California but I’m taking it easy tonight because I plan to hike tomorrow. I hope you have a nice weekend bills bros. Don’t forget about our AFCCG duel!
>>150881784>Fun fact: in his 40's Brady threw for 3 TDs in one super bowl against Mahomes. In the same game, Mahomes had zero.
>>150881904Brady is truly the GOAT
>>150881895Wholesome. Go Bills, Go Bolts
>>150881904this game doesn't count, see the regular season game after with an equal playing field. mahomes dominates brady
>>150881791*Jamaal Charles
>>150881853Thank you.
>>150880095I don't even gamble but you're even more pathetic
>>150882025Thankfully not.
>>150881960Did Mahomes win a ring for that regular season game?
>>150881960>the regular season
Why are white QBs fading away?
>>150882067They aren't.
>>150881233You've accused me of being a Lions fan, Broncos fan, KiwiYou are schizophrenic
>>150882067Excuse me?
>>150881810>WR1 Rashee RiceHe's capable of putting up 1k yards and there's a significant skill gap between him and the rest of the WRs in training camp.>WR2 Xavier WrothyAs you can see in picrel he was trending towards being a WR1 towards the end of 2024. He's able to take the top of of defenses which will open things up for Kelce. >WR3 Hollywood BrownWhen healthy he's capable of putting up 1k yards and that's with Lamar throwing to him. He's also fast as you can see in bottom of picrel.>>150881860He hasn't had a WR1 and WR2 combo in the last 16 or so games due to freak of nature injury luck yet teams couldn't beat him without weapons.
Greatest QBs of all time:1. Tom Brady2. Patrick Mahomes3. Joe Montana4. John Elway5. Aaron RodgersGreatest RBs of all time:1. Jamaal Charles2. Ladanian Tomlinson3. Adrian Pederson4. Marshawn Lynch5. Gale Sayers
you guys don’t really know ball. youre just clowning around
>>150882098>including playoffskek so including his garbage time stats
>>150882106I've studied the charts and history bro. I know how to do this.
>>150882098>training campoh no statmutt is at it again
>>150882098Sounds like cope to me breh
>>150882098They're all average to mediocre WR2s. Not a significant upgrade over the guys that are currently on the field.
>>150882067Because the Great Replacement is real. Just fading in accord with their demographics.
>>150882121This is true
>>150882098>He's capable>he was trending towards>when healthyfanfiction doesn't countand as for>teams couldn't beat him without weaponshe's been beaten 3 games in a row now
>>150882098You have no excuse with "the next Trent Williams" in your team
>>he's been beaten 3 games in a row nowY-yeah he might have gone to the super bowl once again but he’s on a minor losing streak, have you considered that?Kek plonked!!
>>150882103Swap John Elway with Peyton Manning and I'd agree with your list.>>150882153That post was made before the Chiefs lost Worthy.
>>150882103Anytime Elway is mentioned Marino should always be a spot above him. Leaving TD and Barry Sanders off of your greatest RBs list is criminal.
>>150882155
Seriously though, why didn't Russ give the ball to Lynch?
Kc might go defeated lol
>>150882103>pedersonAwful lists btw you zoomer chud
>>150882201my theory has always been that pete carroll didn't want a "thuggish" guy like lynch to win SBMVP, he wanted a "good ol boy" like russ to win SBMVP
>>150882103Greatest QBs of all time:1. Tom Brady2. Joe Montana3. Otto Graham4. Johnny Unitas5. Steve Young Greatest RBs of all time:1. Barry Sanders2. Ladanian Tomlinson3. Emmitt Smith4. Terrell Davis5. Walter Payton
>Chiefs are 0-3 since Travis Kelce married Taylor SwiftBIG FUCKING MISTAKE THERE PAL lol
>>150882236It's not true but I believe it
>>150882170Peyton was an overrated reddit quarterback whose gimmick was to constantly audible and act like a “field general” Einstein just so he could throw a an incompletion for five yards. And he was unclutch in the playoffs >>150882171Leaving Sanders off is a hot take I admit, but it’s my honest opinion that those five were better. Similar to Peyton, I think something can happen with players where they’re mythologized beyond what they actually accomplish and everyone just nods along to the new consensus. The name “Barry Sanders” has come to carry more weight than it should when you actually watch the product on the field. Terrel Davis doesn’t belong on the list in any world, that must be *your* hot take. I’d put on Faulk before Davis, and I wouldn’t put on Faulk.
>>150882251>Otto Graham>Johny UnitasYou’re one of those huh
>false starts almost every down and never gets called>flagged twice for false starts in the first game of the seasonWhy did the refs betray the Chiefs?
>>150882103>>150882251Payton is #1 desu
>>150882236So basically a lack of humility cost the Seahawks their potential dynasty. Makes sense.
>>150882273Not even the #1 on his franchise kek
>>150882251This one is better but you're forgetting Dan Marino
Andrew Luck
>>150882213LT is the goat
>>150882290>named luck>has horrible luckWho writes these scripts?
>>150882203 >>150882143 >>150882121 >>150882140Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 only lost by 3 points against the defending Super Bowl champion who got away with cheating (see picrel). Chiefs LT (Josh Simmons) and LG (Kingsley Suamataia) had a combined 1 game worth of professional experience at their current position yet held their own against the #2 ranked DL in football. They will only get better with time. Once Mahomes gets Rashee, Worthy, and Royals back it will open up the field for Kelce, I don't see anyone beating us provided we make it to the playoffs. Your only hope is the maimed, weaponless Chiefs losing to the Giants. Not to mention Veach is about to make a move for a RB and pass rusher.
>>150882251Davis was not that good
>>150882236That’s because you’ve been trained like a dog to project racism onto everything
>>150882305>named Hurts>doesn’t hurt my tight white pussy but actually makes it feel very goodWtf?
>>150882312ok
>>150882309Friendly reminder that you were saying that Josh Simmons was already playing at a pro bowl level in the post season
>>150882309One false start wow
I still think about the 13 seconds game
>>150882327>>150882309>post season*pre season
Still thingken about the 1998 NFC championship game.
*bussy season
>>150882309On the same play the Chiefs D-line moved first. Also the D-line was lined up in the neutral zone every single time.The game was not as close as the score made it look, anyway.Also, as was said above, those JAGs are not significant upgrades over the guys they have on the field now.
I still think about Super Bowl 42 and 46
>>150882333It's a game changer in a game that was decided by 3 ponits.>>150882327Josh Simmons has been great. A known weakness of him is that his technique drops when he gets fatigued. Kingsley is the only real weakness on the OL so far. They might have to bench him if he doesn't improve.
I’m thinking about The Monday Night Massacre again
>>150882364The tush push is getting banned in the offseason, I hope that people have made peace with that fact
>>150882353We wuz almost kangz..
>>150882379Would be stupid to ban it, but I don't care that much
>>150882383Yeah, we wuz. Woulda beaten the Broncucks easily.
>>150882364>The game was not as close as the score made it look, anyway.Completely delusional, if Kelce had caught that TD the Chiefs almost certainly would have won. His idiotic bobble INT was the deciding moment of the game. Calling that “not as close as it looks” is just rewriting history, same as the Chiefs only win by refball in your head canon
>>150882370Yeah but you were saying he was a pro bowler before he even played a snap and now it's week 3 and you're already backtracking on that
>>150882353Thinking about the 2001, 2002, and 2003 NFC championship games
>>150882364>On the same play the Chiefs D-line moved first.It's not me saying the Eagles cheated, it's the leaguehttps://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-eagles-shouldve-been-penalized-false-start-tush-push-conversion-chiefsBrady pointed it out and it exploded on social media so now the league is putting training videos out and telling refs to beware of it. Eagles success rate for the tush push drops when their guards line up properly.
Here’s an obscure one that only realNFL fans will remember
>>150882410At least the Neagles were fun to watch back then.
>>150882420The Super Bowl rematch we saw last week was proof that game 6-40 score can't be taken seriously. Chiefs had too many injuries.
>>150882423They’re way more fun to watch now.
>>150882438You’re a pathetic clown dont (You) me
>>150882456Don’t talk to Chiefs kings like that. Respect the current dynasty and Chiefs kingdom.
>>150882399>having Xavier Worthy on the field would have made Kelce catch that ballBased retard
>>150882440Not to me. I was actually an Eagles fan from 2013-2016 because the Kangz were too terrible to watch. And then the 2017 NFC championship happened with reported Vikings fans raped on video afterward. I wish Dresden happened to Filthadelphia happened afterward.
>>150882440Nah. Today's shEagles are the bad guys.
>>150882471I have no idea where the fuck you summoned that strawman actual retard, nobody mentioned Worthy at all
>>150882472Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>150882420Geeze louise. Now that is what we in the business call “a rape”
>>150882399>If we had scored more touchdowns, we would've won the gameCoach McDaniel, is that you?
Jalen Hurts will have to hold the 2022 superbowl L on his resume for eternity.
>>150882412Yes, I know, the Eagles line moved an imperceptible-without-slowmo amount of time before the snap. I'm saying that the defensive linemen moved at the same time or earlier on the same play.It's all meaningless anyway. As I said, the defense always lines up in the neutral zone, so if they are going to crack down on fouls on the play they'll have to flag that every time.
>>150882489Don't you ever laugh at that.
>>150882420Refball is a helluva drugChiefs may never recover from this detox
based or cringe?
>>150882201>>150882236Hot take: that wasn't a bad call. The fact that everyone in the entire fucking world thought "give it to Lynch" there means *not* giving it to Lynch was actually a savvy attempt at zigging when everyone expects a zag. That play probably catches the defense off guard and results in a TD like 8 out of 10 times.And the thing people forget it that it was *2nd* and goal and they were down by 4 so you're going for it on 4th down no matter what. If you're going to pass at all in that situation you try it first since an incompletion doesn't keep the clock running like a stuffed run would. The most plausible worst case scenario there is an incompletion followed by 2 Lynch runs. They were just going to try to catch them off guard for one play before doing the no fooling-anybody run up the gut. In theory, you get to try 2 different strategies and then you still have 4th down to run it again.The only thing that could flip the script was an interception and it turns out that's what happened but it wasn't so much a braindead playcall as a fucking spectacular combo of coaching and defensive play. If Butler just reads that right and breaks up the pass, as I said before, Seattle still has 2 more downs and the clock's not running so they're still in great shape. He had to correctly read the play and somehow body the receiver out of the way without committing DPI in the process. The read, the reaction and the play on the ball itself were just fucking perfect. It' really wasn't *that* high risk of a play, but Butler made them pay anyway. That was good offense getting stopped by amazing defense.
>>150882515That's really fucking gay.
>>150882309
>>150882499> defensive linemen moved at the same time or earlier The league is fed up with the tushpush. The majority of teams wanted it to be banned. It's nearly impossible to stop since the offense gets to determine when to move. And now that the league sent out the memo, the refs are going to do whatever it takes to stop it even if that means ignoring the DL.
>>150882483>Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 only lost by 3 points against the defending Super Bowl championDirect quote. The big swing play was that drop. If he catches it the game is close, coming down to the wire. With the drop the game was never in question in the 2nd half. So if you believe having the JAG receivers in would have changed the winner of the game you're saying you think them being on the field makes Kelce catch the ball.
>>150882518That’s nice but you’re overthinking it, it doesn’t matter if the defense expects the run, you still run it. They have to prove they can stuff it. As you said, they even have multiple attemps so no harm no foul. Passing there is inherently riskier and unnecessary
>>150882515cringe
>>150882536You are not quoting me retard and my post was clearly not a continuation of whatever argument you think it is. It was literally only responding to your claim that the game wasn’t as close as it looked. Read a book sometime dude Jesus
If you can't get 1 fucking yard running the ball, you don't deserve to be in the league, let alone the owl. Under center, hand it off to the HB or FB, or sneak it. No reason your O-line shouldn't get enough push.
>>150882471>>150882399NTA but if Worthy and Rice are in the game maybe Mahomes isn't throwing to Kelce for that TD. Or maybe Kelce is wide open since the defenders are worried about Worthy/Rice. Eagles got lucky.>>150882536There's more than one Chiefs fan on here.
>>150879745Everybody is rooting for the Giants (other than Chefs fans).
>>150882571Don’t tell Chiefs fans who we’re rooting for.
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>>150882563"paaaass is INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOME BUTLER."
>>150882551>>150882566If you follow the reply chain up, you'll see the post that >>150882364 is replying to, which has that quote. That's what the conversation was about.
>>150882583I helpfully greentexted the part of your post that I was responding to, why you would assume I’m responding to arguments in previous posts is beyond me
>>150882603Because the context of what it was replying to should inform your interpretation of what I said.