Schedule:>sexday 19/09:>COL1 (UTC-5)NOW! | América x Once Caldas>saturday 20/09:>BRA116:00 | Vitória x Fluminense18:30 | Botafogo x Atlético-MG18:30 | Ceará x Bahia21:00 | Palmeiras x Fortaleza>ARG114:30 | Barracas x Sarmiento16:45 | Unión de Santa Fe x Ind. Rivadavia19:00 | Tigre x Aldosivi21:15 | Atlético Tucumán x River Plate>URY113:00 | Torque x Cerro Largo15:30 | Boston River x Plaza Colonia18:30 | Nacional x Liverpool>COL1 (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Envigado x Alianza Valledupar18:10/16:10 | Llaneros x Águilas Doradas20:20/18:20 | Dep. Pasto x Santa Fe22:30/20:30 | La Equidad x Dep. Cali>BRA216:00 | Goiás x Paysandu18:30 | Amazonas x Volta Redonda18:30 | Avaí x Ferroviária20:30 | Remo x Atlético-GO>PRY116:30 | Recoleta x Tembetary19:00 | Cerro Porteño x Sportivo AmelianoUTC-3/[local time]https://rentry.org/copalib-schedulePrevious thread: >>150867330
Éste es el hilo.
Anime
marcelo sapardo
Y parakawaiyitas
All SAFs failed 2 years after Botafogo is bankruptBahia is in the same shit tier position they always been, only disputing nordestãoVasco is a disaster, probably going to last 20 years in the justice and they will be stuck with fighting against relegation for next 20 yearsPalmeiras will die as soon as Lamachia dies and Leila drug dealer is arrestedBragantino is a middle table tier teamPatético-MG debt grow every day
>>150881709I just saw you in another board lol
>>150881808i seriously hope it wasn't /int/
brazil is the mecca of football
This is the thread
>>150881814It's /ck/
>>150881839very good
Vasco win Libertadores and Brasileiraothis guy becomes president, destroy the club foreverIt is sold to 777 and is destroyed again foreverPortuguese people: dont trust them
>>150881839>coworkers asked me to make 6 million bread to eat sanguches next day (they buy everything else)>cancel last moment (night of the previous day) when I have already made most of the breadShould have trusted copalib about coworkers and just stay in /sp/.
anime
>>150881899NEVER trust coworkers
>>150881911built for
>>150881911
>>150881899
>>150881899I would never cancel the /copalib/ sanguche night
>>150882094I would
>Dile a Wanchope que se jubile. No puede correrDidn't they see how terrible he was in Boca
>>150882063 >We don't make excuses>makes an excuse right afterwhat did he mean by this
>>150882174It is like saying "no disrespect, but"
>>150882174kek
Can someone make a webm out of this?https://x.com/are_cruzmaltina/status/1968879173700575414?t=hYF7_OP3Bbi0Dr7cuCT08w&s=08
>>150882234
>>150882259he did want that ankle, didn't he
>>150881564why is the old man puking yellow?
>>150882174He meant somebody has to start, duh.
>From Guatemala>Twister of Huracánholy based
fuck a.nal
>>150882259Thank you very muchHow can american vultures complain with a plain face about the ref
tits
Leila is bribing for another Palmeiras to reach final
Taking a flight to haifa. I will see riBer vs atlético tucumonos from there
no makeup = good
You are Leila. Palmeiras wins their 4th Libertadores. You call Fuchs and Vitor Roque to your office, what do you say to them?
Ser incel é um presendete de DeusEu perderia todos meus bens e minha saude mental casando com uma dessas
>>150882979sei nao rei eu acho a culpa e do mengao
Are you still angry ...... ?
im going to fucking kill you
- in minecraft
>>150883885Are you a Bojo fan or algo? Why do you want to kill your fellow football enjoyers
Not if I killing fuck you first.
Not if I kill myself first.
Who told you u are not already dead
Yakuza Kiwami 3 releasing this yearI need to make a good bet to buy this game
bet on flamengo losing and you'll be rich for life
- Ronaldo, Rivaldo e Roberto Carlos venderam a copa de 1998 em troca de um contrato vitalicio com a Nike- Paulo Nobre faz parte daqueles grupos de acionistas de empresas "holding" que são fachada para narcotráfico- Augusto Melo foi um testa de ferro de uma ala pobre e desorganizada do PCC que tentou agir por conta própria e tomou no cu quando Marcola ficou de saco cheio- A Globo promove macumba e neopentecostais porque ambos servem aos desejos de Israel, que é democracia barata e putaria- Rede Record é controlada pelo Mossad- Funk foi um projeto americano para bagunçar o estado brasileiro enquanto o narcotráfico criava raízes nos morros- A Colombia tem 3 bases militares americanas e não é por acaso que é país que mais produz cocaína no mundo- Fernando Henrique Cardoso e Michel Temer sempre controlaram a política desde 1988, a mando dos judeus americanos, nos bastidores. O Lula é fachada- A Rede Globo tem "budget" infinito porque recebe injeção de bilhões dos bancos como Itau e Bradesco, que são sedes do Rothschild no Brasil- A USP é a maior psyop da america latina, onde lá foram produzidos líderes para justificar a classe operária o lucro dos banqueiros e se contentar com bolsa senpaiília. O Lula é cria da USP- O Ministro Barroso ajudou o escritório da mulher do Alexandre de Moraes a lucrar 150 milhões de reais vendendo imóveis leiloados pela União
Not reading ANY of that btw.
Today is Bay DayTarget: CearáDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
All those conspiracies are dogshit. The only real conspiracy is that flamengo got robated because Dominguez bet half of Conmebol’s assets on estudiantes reaching the semifinals >how do I knowHe posted it here
Fuck anal
>>150881899>he'd actually fell for the coworker memec'mon now bro
you think you are the smarter umbrella because he still believes in the good inside people?
riBer es un Cabaret
>>150887252Not at all man, i wish all the best to umbrella breadbro, he can provide all the bread to copalib podcast tho
bom chia copalib
https://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/flamengo/noticia/2025/09/19/conmebol-anula-expulsao-de-plata-em-flamengo-x-estudiantes-nao-esta-suspenso-para-a-proxima-partida.ghtmlWe are always right.
>>150887517Jewish dog always hiding.
>>150888831>On Thursday >FUCK CONMEBOL I HATE YOU>On Saturday >SAVE ME DADDY DOMINGUEZ FUCK ME PLEASE
>>150888831tldr?
>>150889033on the match vs estudiantes a flamengo player got expulsated for double yellow, VAR audios were released of one of the guys saying that yellow was not deserved, so flamengo started crying and they removed the second yellow from the player so he can play the second match.
VITORIA
>>150889095That's fucking retarded
>>150889288welcome to conmebol
>>150889288We can't risk losing our chita.
>>150882259>>150882259This is the guy who got sent off by the wayHe didnt get a red for this play
>>150889106>>150889145
Lads, half of Milan is Muslim and everyone is ugly as fuck. What a letdown. This shit looks like a bunch of nordestinos made to Europe.>>150889095>>150889288The argenchino forgot to mention that the dude got his second yellow when he was the one that got kicked by facundo, not the other way around.
>>150889145It's nothing personal, but Vitória will have a terrible weekend.
>>150890386Yeah who cares you faggot. Clubs get refballed every other day and nobody will reverse any decisions in the court for them.
>>150890531I'm not so weakminded as to change my opinion on something because it didn't happened to someone I care about tbqhwyf
>>150890386you forgot to mention that the dude had already made several yellow-worthy fouls after his first one and none of them were called
I really like you guys u//u
>>150890846Disagree. I can get behind a straight red for his first yellow though
el polacANO
>>150890505
>>150890978Your Peru flag is missing a red stripe
Piekarski is back
>>150891568kek
I'm sleepy and OP's thumbnail looks like a dude throwing up
>>150882287>>150891673
Paulista caipiradom is a make a wish interiorit's not real interior with psychotic men who'll kill you over trivial shityou go to Goiás, Paraná, Rio Grande do Sur even Minas, it's fucking Mad Max, no man's land, you smiled to someones wife? they'll ambush and shoot your carYou're going to tell the delegado? Good luck, they were high school friendsBig city fags don't understand this dynamicI met a goiano once IN THE MILITARY and I could tell if it wasn't for that he'd be a hit man, dude was insane, funny as fuck tho, miss him
Did anybody ask?
>>150892024>caipiradomi skimmed through the text and thought this was capibaradom
>>150892155is it too late to put a carpincho on out team?
>>150892192it is never too late
Today, River loses
>>150892024>carioca crimeLocal man from Fazenda Botafogo with extensive criminal history gets executed by cartel hitmen at an açaí store. Family calls for justice and says he was studying to be a nuclear engineer.>paulista crimeMan finds out that his wife was cheating on him with his brother and kills the entire family during Christmas before shooting himself in his Jeep Renegade.>onions state crimeFamily of 6 killed during a house robbery. Thieves fled only with a few jewels and watches. Investigations interrupted after an accidental fire destroyed the crime scene. They had refused three offers to sell their family property to a deputado's cousin.
Insolito: el ruso vomita los tallarines con cheddar de anoche
>>150892760>tallarines con cheddar
>>150881899Thanks for the idea of baking bread.Don't laugh, I'm still a beginner.
>>150892708quintessentially early 00s paulista lookthe retarded bombadinho injecting oil in his biceps and all
>mastantuono starting, benching players like bellingham i.e.pretty good for an 18 yo who just got there
>>150892560fucking hate Eduardo Paes for going to the courts to stop Fazenda Botafogo being recognised as a bairro and yet creating the fucking bairro Argentino which is literally smaller than a quarteurãofuck Paespalho for ruining our political geography
>>150881564I get it now
>>150892996I understand the sentiment but I think you're too passionate over two places you should ideally never set foot in.
>tfw old enough to remember when palmeiras was the only paulista relegated, vasco never relegated, inter cruzeiro never relegated
>>150892537Im having lunch rn
Dogs in Brazil eat this?
>>150892708No palmeiras fan will ever reach this physique
>>150892870Congrats>>150892760Im having lunch rn
>>150892986We dont praise river players in this house>>150894086Im having lunch rn
A Polícia Civil do RJ prendeu 8 pessoas neste sábado (20) pela morte do vascaíno Rodrigo José da Silva Santana, de 36 anos, baleado em uma briga de torcidas na noite do último dia 11, em Oswaldo Cruz, na Zona Norte do Rio de Janeiro. Na ocasião, outro torcedor foi atingido no pé.
>>150894166Are you eating picrel?>>150894086
>>150894086Is that tongue?
>>150894589Other parts of the ox
>>150892870I'd fuck this bread.
>panamardos don't eat tongue
>>150894828nigga just read the bottom text
>>150895190Sorry my notebook monitor is too small, I didn't see the text
niggas will say kids are expensive and then buy a whole T Bone for their dogs
>friends wanna play that awful boring ass """"survival"""" game againfuck this I thought we were over that shit
>lengua bolitaThat's what we call la barra de boca.
bolitongue
>>150895271Minecraft is fun though.
>>150895312it's valheim, I'll never understand why people like these games
Sept 24thVisitante section of Allianz Park...
>>150895360Ah some of my friends play that shit, buncha old ass niggas running around screaming dumb shit.
brazilian jokes: something they saw online but translated to portuguese
veneco jokes:
>>150895932This nigga think I can read lips.
hispanoshpere is too faggy with food>nooo, you cant put this with thatwe just put everything in a bowl and eat it
>>150896119Bitch could suck my dick and ingest pure protein straight from the tap but she'd rather eat chicken feet and gelatina de sardina.
>>150895631river fans don't look like that
>>150884177
>>150896172But river players do.
>>150896260ela tem...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SUA MAE ?É MINHA MULHER , TÁ ?
eu chupei uma teta da sua mulher
>nobody replied to my schizoshit>maybe I should reply to myself a couple times...
Point me to your post and I will reply to it
Oh you mean us? I just seized the opportunity to use a gif I found and like on /mu/today
>usHe is having another multiple personality disorder episode.
Dayum
>>150897357Rip my nigga speedy.
>>150892870I would never laugh bro, nice bread
/copanlib/
/copalib/ al pan
/copalib/**may contain wheat, beans, peanuts and coraçao do galho
plaza coloniabros...
COPALIB! Its SÉRIE D TIMEThe second match of the semifinals is here! Today Barra and Inter de Limeira face each other for a place in the final! Come watch!>NOWInternacional (Limeira) x Barrahttps://www.youtube.com/live/pnoInqzHifEFirst game: Barra 2 - 0 Inter de Limeira)
>>150898015La barra de barra.
Imagine losing a final to santo andré
Oh boy
if i ever have a son maybe i should name him hércules, it's a cool name
>>150898774if I have a daughter, she will be called gorgon
>>150898871please tell me your surname is zola
>>150899348This nigga's lastname? Mouse. First name Rat.
e' clu' e' de lo socio'
>>150899348Yes, and j'accuse!
Who is this "socio" guy and why does he own all clubs
>>150899876his real name is sociobergkowzki
>Via Argentina is the place here with a lot of bars and gays>Via Brasil is the place here with a lot of government institutions and businesses
We missed the quints.
>BRA4Inter de Limeira 0 - [1] BarraAggregate: 0 - 3
>BRA4Inter de Limeira [1] - 1 BarraAggregate: 1 - 3
>>150900143Can my limeira do the needful?
>BRA4Inter de Limeira 1 - [2] BarraAggregate: 1 - 4>>150900300Unlikely
>BRA4Inter de Limeira [2] - 2 BarraAggregate: 2 - 4
>>150900363COME ON LIMA DO IT
>BRA4Inter de Limeira 2 - [3] BarraAggregate and final score: 2 - 5>>150900389RIPAt least the argentinos in Balneário Camboriú can enjoy a série D final
>>150900597the bad guys won...who else is in the final?
>>150900607We'll discover later today at 19h30!I'll post a link later, but it's between Santinha and Maranhão. First match was one nil for Santinha
>>150900661Santinha sounds like the good guys, I'll be rooting for them.
>>150900740Their fans killed a prana fan by throwing a toilet himThey also sodomized a sport fan to death
>>150900766*paranáFuck santa cruz
>>150900766it's just banter, broalso he didn't die just had his butico violated
>>150900766buddhismbros, is our faith weaker than a measly toilet?
>>150900766>throwing a toilet>sodomized a sport fanThey got the best of both worlds (u de chile & independiente).
>>150900837Buddhist have ki coming out of their asses?
thirdies won
Chikaner
>reply within 30s this nigga got buckbroken so hard he's guarding the thread
>>150901084chikaner would never praise "thirdies"
I am chikaner and I say viva el penis
>>150901108He does false flags.
I had a dream someone from /copalib/ posted in my main board and only I could tell and no one believed me
I say we invade argenchina, force their females to play in our lower leagues, and make the males into sex slavesIf the Dino league pays double than you, its gotten tk the point of no salvation, just dissolve the country
I say we invade brazil, we burn their beans and use their bananas for milkshakes. I don't care about the men and women, they can stay there.
>Vitoria lost to Fluminense B team at home
>>150901286
We should have copalib A and copalib BIf your team is relegated you must stay in copalib B until it comes back
copalib A>trikaschizo, chikaner, vasco and other brazilianscopalib B>paraguay, bolivia, peru, chileYeah I think I'm good in La B.
>copalib A>copalib B
Clássico interestadual rolando: Botafogo vs AtléticoQuem viu os grandes embates dos anos 70 se lembrará com saudosismo
Tigre beating O Tubarão 1-0
COPALIB!Série D semifinal 2, match 2! Santa Cruz x Maranhão! Come watch!I won't be able to make webms of this amazing match, but I hope everyone can enjoy it!>NOWSanta Cruz x Maranhãohttps://www.youtube.com/live/mv7ZRkZqjDAFirst match: Maranhão 0 - 1 Santa Cruz
LAST MOMENTLEDESMA WILL REMPLAZATE ARMANIQUI UNDER THE THREE STICKS
>Atlético losing to 10 men Botafogo AGAIN
Julinho Casares, son of Jewish lawyer and São Paulo president Julio Casares marries Lara Silva, daughter of Jewish TV host Fausto Silva in a private wedding
Deus é vascaíno
OGALOÉUMAMERDA
montoro must have an insane bussy, it wouldn't take more than a couple months of hormones to look great
Bahia 1-1 CearáAnother demonstration of Rogério Ceni's inability to make Bahia win after starting losing. Also the lack of new hirings is killing Bahia this 2nd half of championship.Next target: Vasco da GamaAnyway,Bay Is The WorldDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>150902781rightoids be like muh liberdade de expressão but also we're banning you from a book fair for making a tweet we didn't like
01 procure ajuda
>>150902856não pega g6 com o ceni
>>150902801>>150902865why are you like this
wtf don't let the greenflags see this argenchinabrosthey will laugh at us again....
>>150902958So is riber getting cancelled or what.
it's over
>>150902987They play in Tucuman.
eu: verchivoce: preto
>>150903033>>150903018nice lluvia
con las SADs eso no pasaba
just wear pata de rana and snorkel
remember the rain protocol in the CWC? I member
>>150903125More like lightning protoculo
>rain protocolthat sounds like a Tom Clancy novel
Shhh I’m watching palmtree vs fortress
>Tigre>suspends match over getting a little wetMore like CA Gato.
It's GALLARDOVER
I have 5395 pesos left for the rest of the month
>>150903593BetANUS against Palmemeiras and you'll have 500000 peso
ALÔ POLÍCIA FEDERAL
>>150903593How much is that in brazilian dollars?
Nao to vendo o jogofoi penalti ou os judeus roubando novamente?
>>150903627KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>150903638o valor que tu paga pro flanelinha
Why the FUCK is palmares using MY selecinha colors for their uniforms? This should be FUCKING illegal
Tucuman 1x0 river
>>150903680Grim...
>*open the gates of copalib*
>>150903732now post the same shot but no Maracanã
>>150900597When is the final? I couldn't find the info but I will be in SC two weeks from now
>>150903774I hope the match in Balneário is in October
acaboualso this cancha looks better than 90% of brazilian canchas wtf how does Serie D afford it?
>>150903859might be because Santa Cruz used to be a bigger team
Palermo looks like a Pedrinho's clone or vice-versa.
why are women so bad at videogames
>>150903859Santa Cruz was in Série A 10 years ago
>>150903889why are you playing with women?go find yourself a traveco and live a happy life
>>150903732Why is every male palmeiras fan fat?
>>150903859This is a world cup stadium
>>150903878>>150903901>>150903928I now twist for santa cruzinho, we will be champions again just wait for us
>>150903859it's a white elephant built in the middle of nowhere, the logistic is awfulSport already got Ilha do RetiroThe stadium is too expensive for Santa Cruz and Náutico
>>150903950You will get santa cursed
>>150903885What
>>150903966They are shellfish. They should have abandoned their shit stadiums to use the wc stadium
>>150903971>um olho no peixe e outro no gato
>>150903971
