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w o wow
>>150882600
Sigh… Chiefs
Can a Chiefs hater give me an honest response to this question. We just saw the Super Bowl rematch where the Eagles won by 3 points, if the Chiefs had all their weapons but the Eagles were missing their 2 best weapons do you think the game would have ended differently?
the only good outcome of the shEagles vs plastic rams game is a tie
>choofs>losing to the gnats
>>150882633Shut up Mina, nobody asked you.
>chefs fails threepeat>immediately go to an undefeated defeated streak
>>150882625Comparing the Chiefs weapons to the Eagles weapons directly is silly. There's no big drop off between the Chiefs starters and their backups.I genuinely do not think having Rice and Worthy changes anything. The Eagles won a game in KC and the result wasn't really in question in the 2nd half.
>>150882641Its not a Mina thing, everyone shares that sentiment. Those two teams are fucking gay
>>150882665
>>150882588>0-2KWAB
>>150882652*pees on you*
>>150882665>>150882682If this was 11 years ago, I would actually be happy.
I'm sure everyone would agree that Lamar Jackson is the ugliest quarterback in NFL history. There isn't really any competition there. But is he the ugliest player overall in NFL history? Who else could come close? Oldfags feel free to chime in
>>150882692
>>150882691I know what you mean. My wife died four years ago and it takes so much of the happiness out of anything and everything
Bonus
>>150882707If that's true, you'll be with her again one day. She did love you, I promise.
>>150882652>There's no big drop off between the Chiefs starters and their backups.Rashee Rice 938yardsXavier Worthy 638 yardsHollywood Brown 584 yards...........................Tyquan Thorton 247 yards Jason Brownlee 20 yardsNikko Remigio *punt returner*
>>150882625>If the Chiefs offense had been able to score more points... or, contrarily, if the Chiefs defense had been able to prevent the Eagles from scoring points... the Chiefs would've won the game
>>150882692Line babby
>>150882720It’s true except we never got married just lived together for my entire adult life
>>150882726>not even a single 1000 yard receiverMahomes is ass lmao
>>150882732I'm sorry my man. I know she feels how much you love her, even after all this time.
>>150882726Yes, because those guys at the top were the starters lel
>>150882739That's a comparison of their rookie seasons.Rice wasn't the primary target in 2024 and he got injured in 2025.Worthy was a rookie in 2025 and didn't become the WR1 until later in the season.Hollywood is never healthy. On paper all these guys are capable of 1k yards.
>>150882739Not sure that’s the correct conclusion to draw from that
>>150882744Thanks
>>150882730Nah
>>150882600>>150882618I love Saquon so much. Fuck Philly sports but I'm happy he at least got to get his ring somewhere that deserved him.
Official rankings RB:1. Saquon Barkley 2. Derrick Henry 3. Bijan Robinson 4. Christian mccaffrey 5. Jahmyr Gibbs 6. James cook 7. Jonathan Taylor8. josh jacobs 9. Bucky Irving 10. Breece hall WR:1. Jamarr chase 2. Justin jefferson 3. Amon ra st brown 4. Ceedee lamb 5. Tyreek hill 6. A.j brown 7. Mike Evans 8. Devantae adams9. Nico Collins 10. Puka nacua TE: 1. George Kittle2. Terry Mcbride 3. Travis kelce 4. Brock Bowers5. Mark andrews 6. T.j hock 7. Dallas goedert 8. Sam laporta 9. Tucker craft10. Jake Ferguson QB: 1. Patrick mahomes 2. Lamar Jackson 3. Josh allen 4. Joe burrow (RIP)5. Justin herbert 6. Mathew Stafford 7. Jalen Hurts8. Jared Goff9. Baker Mayfield 10. Jordan love
>>150882751>on paperThat means jack shit
>>150882726>>150882751How is this relevant at all? Comparing their stats, let alone just their rookie seasons is retarded.
Big opportunity for the Rams in Philly this weekend
>>150882768Tyreek is third and AJ brown is fourth and it’s pretty inarguable
>>150882768How the fuck is Mutthomes #1 when he hasn't won any games
>>150882768Looks good, except for a few things.>ARSB a few spots too high. Swap with AJB.>Puka and Collins should be a little higher, move them above Evans.>Travis Kelce is a WR (and not a top-10 WR).>Hurts should be above Stafford, and probably Herbert.
>>150882775The only full season we have of Worthy and Rice are their rookie seasons so I thought that's the only good comparison I could make.
>>150882797Hurts is not better than Herbert
>>HOW THE FUCK IS MUTTHOMES #1 WHEN HE HASN’T WON ANY GAMES
>>150882793wins aren't a QB stat
>>150882817At his best Herbert is better, but he has the anti-clutch gene and no dog in him.
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!?
>>150882839This is true
>>150882831His QB stats are garbage too. Russell Wilson is outplaying him
>>150882625are you implying rice and worthy are the chiefs' 2 best weapons?
>>150882843The bull was getting uppity
Imagine being married to Brittany mahomes and your division rival is pounding this in the ass every night for fun
>>150882695He’s not even the ugliest QB right now. Spencer Rattler exists. Drew Brees back when half of his face was a giant mole was grotesque to look at. AJ Hawk was really weird looking, but his jersey was really popular with women. They seem to like that grug look.If we are looking across all American sport, Sheldon Williams.
You now remember Boomer from 15 years ago saying >HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY>WHOOP>BMPMHPMP>Daylight come and you gotta Delhomme
>>150882793NTA but he played the Chargers and Eagles who had the #1 and #2 ranked defenses in 2024. And did it without his two best weapons and rookies at LT and LG. But if you insist on being a no-nuisance caveman we can do that. >herp derp 2 loses erases all of your past accomplishments>>150882849They are due to Kelce's age. Though once Worthy and Rice are back I predict he's going to return back to his old self.
>>150882828>>150882843Liking shining light on a termite. He always comes right out
>>150882878You said that Simmons was going to be elite day one lmao
>>150882866Herbie could do better 2bh.
>>150882665Literally me when I hear someone being anti semitic in the red zone
>>150882867Spencer Rattler has that freakish albino thing going on but his facial proportions are fairly normal. Lamar Jackson doesn't even look like a human being>I agree with you about Sheldon Williams but we're talking football
>>150882867That birth mark actually bothered you? I never thought it was gross looking but I’m a straight guy so scars and stuff don’t ruin a man’s appearance in my opinion
>>150882768>4. CeeDee Lambhe has pretty much singlehandedly lost a game for the Cowboys by going total butterfingerslower him3. Travis Kelceanother player that pretty much costed his team the gamehis recieving talent is on the decline and he was never really a good blocker to begin with, a glorified WRlower him>4. Joe Burrowin what felt like no time at all he is already creeping up on 30 and it seems like he has barely even played games outside of his one almost healthy owl run if he can't actually be out on the field to play games then he has no business being top 5
is this the greatest play in NFL history?
>>150882902If you've ever read the last part of the Old Testament, not even God could take it anymore, and that's why Jesus had to exist.
>Giants and Cowboys are so incompetent they turned the Eagles and Packers into super teams and now your team is going to lose a ring due to their incompetence.Fans of these teams should be taken into a room and flogged until they demand their owner sales the team.
>>150882867>AJ HawkLiterally a sex godGo to bed Lamar, you're drunk
>>150882928Maybe on plamet retard
For me, it's reid ferguson, the best long snapper in the NFL
>>150882866might be more plastic than woman
>>150882878so Mahomes is not considered of the the Chiefs' 2 best weapons?
>>150882928Im calling it now. Cap it. Whatever you want to do. I will be here to eat my words if im wrong I promise. Call me out all you want for the entire off-season. I am guaranteeing the chargers make the super bowl this year. 100% chance of then making a DEEP playoff run but im going 1 step further and saying they make it to the bowl. The offense is unstoppable. The defense is looking amazing. This team is firing on all cylinders. We finally got Justin herbert the help he deserves. If he had a better OL in years past we would have been a serious contender for a while now. If he had better receiving corps or if he just had more support in general. We are finally getting him the ring he deserves. Nothing is stopping us. This is our year.
>>150882909He’s had a lot of work on it. Back when he was at Purdue it looked like a fist-sized caterpillar on his face
where my bussey bros at
Would it work?
>>150882867>>150882906Spencer's sister looks like this and she doesn't appreciate you calling her big bro ugly.
>>150882967lol
>>150882982That’s the fake black lady Rachel Doleazal? She has dildo vids out there now from her onlyfans.
>>150882982Damn, she got all the looks in the familyAt least Spencer can play football (kinda)
>>150882996Extremely gross.
>>150882967Alright I capped it but if the Chargers don't make a deep playoff run I don't want to hear any bitching or finger pointing at Greg Roman. Justin Herbert has had 4 OCs now. Zero excuses if they get plonked on wildcard weekend
>>150882967Man I wish I knew you IRL so I could spend the next year dunking on you
>>150882967The Colts are going sorry
>>150882981Sure, but Buffalo needs to be in the Northeast Division.
>>150882967I would have said the same thing, but after seeing how badly the league is astroturfing Josh Allen I think it's obvious they are next in line.
Patty Cuckitini
>>150882981I dont know why the divisions arent divided more like this. It just makes the most sense.
>>150883047More likely they will push the Ravens or Eagles so the >black QBsmeme can continue
>>150883003Is kissing your sister normal or is Spencer weird?https://x.com/SpencerRattler/status/942452116202782725?lang=eu
>>150883057The way it's currently set up seems to fuck with autists so I'm against any change.
>>150883029Fine by me. I'm telling you this is our year. Our team has zero weakness. I almost want to say we're going undefeated this year but shit happens so I can see us losing a game or 2. 15-2 record prediction.
>>150883068It's normal as long as there's no tongue
This is worse than the Chiefs being 0-2 btw
>>150883043Daniel jones is a meme. Justin Herbert is the real deal. He deserves a ring.
The name is JuniorPenis Junior
>>150883068>on the cheekNot weird at all.
>>150883041Whos beating us? The only teams I see as a threat to us are the bills, lions, or packers. Maybe the Ravens.
>>150882981No team wants to be in the AFC West. When the Chiefs dynasty is at the bottom of your division it shows how stacked it is. If not for the Raiders, this might be one of the best divisions we've had in years.
>>150882828Schizo Alert!
>>150883081It's irsays memorial season and the Colts are winning him the owl
>>150883087He better get hard real soon or else I'm gonna 28-3 him.
>>150883094You sound exactly like the Saints fans last season. It’s been 2 weeks. You’re not one of the top AFC teams, sorry
>>150883098My Raiders playing spoiler :3
>>150883044Bills vs chargers in the AFC championship is the most likely matchup. With the chargers wining of course
>>150883094>We finally beat the Chiefs one time so now they’re never a threat to us again!
Only casuals don't make wild, sweeping generalizations after 2 weeks into the season.
>>150883111>the year is 2025 and teams are still falling for the non-mobile, pocket passing black QB meme and defensive HC meme
>>150883118You have no chance of getting through either the Chiefs or Ravens to make it that far
>>150882967False flag but still funny
>>150883118No. Joshie won't allow himself to lose another one. He'll truck anyone between him and the endzone.
>>150883121He baited a (You) out of you. Allow our Chargers sons to have some fun. They're cute when they get their hopes up like this.
>>150883106It's completely different from the saints last year. Everyone knew Derek carr was shit. Justin herbert is actually elite as fuck. If he had a better team around him he would have a ring or 2 by now. We needed to get him help.
>>150883094Ravens, Bills, Bengals, Jags, Steelers, probably some NFC teams idk your schedule
>>150883121The chiefs dynasty is over. They look like shit. Its Herberts time to shine. Honestly I'm a lot more worried about the bills than the chiefs. The bills are really the only threat to us at this point I'll admit.
>Justin herbert is actually elite as fuck
>>150883129Chiefs have been exposed their time is over. I'll admit the Ravens and bills do pose a threat. But with the team we have now I think we can beat them but it'll be close
>>150883169Refball is cancelled for the Chiefs, they'll be lucky to win a game
>>150883159>The chiefs dynasty is over. They look like shit.Many such seasons. Chiefs aside you’re completely delusional and are way overreacting to the first two weeks
>>150883169>>150883159>>150883094>>150882967*AHEM*
>>150883169You’ll finish 11-6 and get bounced by the Bengals led by Jake Browning
>>150883146The chargers defense is better than the bills defense which is why im saying we can beat them. But it'll absolutely be a very high scoring shootout game. I just think we can squeak out a win. Im not delusional and will say it'll be a blowout or anything. The bills are our biggest threat but I believe we can beat them
>>150882768Ur a Puka hating phaggot, I can tell you that now
>>150883151Ravens and bills are why im saying 15-2 instead of undefeated. Those teams may beat us once or twice but those are the only threats.
>>150883192>Im not delusionalYou’re completely detached from reality
>>150883192Herbert wouldn't win a Superbowl. Josh deserves to bring it home. It should've happened 4 years ago against the rams.
>>150883160Agreed. Its been his supporting cast thats held him back. If he had a better OL or if he had a better recieving corps he'd get the respect he deserves.
>>150882768AJ Brown managing to hang with those guys despite having Jalen Hurts throwing to him should make him ranked higher. Imagine if he had Joe Burrow.
Say it
>>150883179The chargers are a complete package at this point. One of the best defenses in the league. One of the best offenses in the league. Both sides of the ball playing at an unbelievable elite level. Injuries are the only thing that can derail us at this point so as long as everyone stays healthy we're making the supwrbowl for sure this year
>>150883242Dick Picksix
>>150883209You have a chance against the Steelers and Jags but the Bengals will dance on your head just like the Ravens and Bills
yes it is partially my fault for buying an 8mm projector in order to watch those reels i found secreted away in the attic, but my dad could have burned those fuckers at literally any point in the last 40 years before he died so that i didnt have to find out he was some kind of proto furry in the 80’s. i cant even really describe what he was supposed to be either, it was like if you mixed the philly phanatic with mcgruff the crime dog.at first i thought it was some kind of behind the scenes thing at a theme park, but that illusion was destroyed when he started fucking what i pray was a woman in a dog costume. i witnessed my own father’s cum spasms, theres simply no way to expunge that from my brain except the shotgun he also left me.so i got that going for me nowanyway go gnats
>>150883187Mahomes has always had a better team around him. And despite that these are all very close. And thats with herbert on a worse team. If you put herbert on the chiefs he would have won those super bowls as well and everyone would be sucking his dick instead of Mahomo
>>150883160He's pretty good. Better than Mutthomes for example
>>150883190Jake Browning? Thats just insulting. If joe burrow is back by playoffs MAYBE they can give us a good run for our money but no way in hell a backup qb is going to get in our way. You can fuck right on off.
>>150883242shit shitshit
>>150883047It's too obvious. Bills are a red herring. If your dumbass is nooticing that easily it's clearly just what they want you to think.Prepare to have those expectations le subverted. Hacky ass lazy writers man.
>>150883272At least the Gnats have the helmet catch and even won the sequel against the greatest QB of all time.
>>150883210Have we been watching the same games? The chargers have no weakness. They're playing flawless football right now
>>150883219Maybe next year Josh but for now move over its herberts time to shine
>>150883289Literally the best quarterback in the NFL. I look forward to reading your damage control when he demolishes the chorgers
>>150883263Not with that defense they wont. Thats the difference. Both the chargers and Bengals have top 5 offenses but the chargers also have a top 5 defense while the Bengals are near the bottom of the league. Thats why we'll win. Defense wins championships remember
The only serious contenders against my Chiefs are the Bills, Bengals, and Ravens in the AFC and the Lions, Bucs, and Packers in the NFC. The rest of the league stands no chance if we're being honest. Both teams we played nearly lost to us without our WR1 and WR2 and two rookies at LT and LG who will be significantly better towards the end of the season. Eagles lost too much players on defense.
>>150883320THREE interceptionsIm not scared at all. Don't hold your breath.
>>150883331You underestimating the chargers will be your downfall. This team is coming for your throat
>>150883328Lou Anarumo was the issue there but he is out of the picture. Bengals are 2-0 for a reason. Chorgers will lose to Cincinnati, bet your life savings
>>150883352It's possible. I hope the chargers, bills, kangz, or bungles win, as I do every year.
>this team is coming for your throat
>>150883345Just trying to give the Jags a chance in the interest of sportsmanship. The winner was never in question. Herbert will be in the same boat and this topic will be revisited after the game
>>150883383
>>150883272Based super 8 enjoyer
>>150883386She’s really built for. Some white women just have the look
>>150883363Id bet all the money i could that the chargers will beat the Bengals
>>150883383Laugh while you still can. The chargers are the team to beat this year
>>150883398She is definitely built for BBC (Big Bengals Cock)
>>150883363joeybortions is done for the year again though
>>150883383Back when spee was good
>>150883276What makes Mahomes great is not just his talent but his balls of steel. He is a rare player that gets better in the playoffs whereas even the all-time greats like Brady have an 8 point drop in passer rating due to the pressure.>HerbertHis regular season passer rating is 97. This drops to 60 in the playoff. His TD:INT ratio is 2-4. Kek. Put him on the Chiefs and he puts up great stats then chokes in the biggest moments.
Many are saying Jake Browning "Automatic Rifle" is not only a better Quarterback than Joe Burrow but that's he's also significantly more heterosexual I'm inclined to believe them
>>150883404I just wish I could be there to collect your $50
>>150883352>chargershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeC8LmfgigE
>>150883098afc west is the most overrated fucking division ever>raiders have been complete ass the last 3 seasons>chorgers always call themselves contenders, then choke hard in the wild card>bronkeks have been ass ever since peyton retired, just made their first playoff appearance in forever and now everyone thinks they're hot shitliterally the same as the nfc east, take out the chiefs and eagles and you're left with nothing but paper tigers that fold come january
based and blessed CJ
>>150883386You're lucky youre not on our schedule. We'd embarrass the fuck out of you
>>150883421>that stat inflation with the actives and recently retiredslmao yeah those zoomies would get RAPED in the real NFL
>dov kleiman screenshotkill yourself you stupid faggot
>>150883417Guarantee you she’s had a few special meet n greets with Derrick Henry
>>150883160Elite at getting Trevor Lawrence paid
>>150883418Joe Burrow is ancient historyJake Browning will lead the Bengals to Super Bowl LX
>>150883432>>raiders have been complete ass the last 3 seasonsThat has nothing to do with their current situation. They have a new coach and QB. All 4 HCs will be in the hall of fame. Broncos, Chiefs, and Chargers were in the top 4 of defenses in 2024. 3 of the teams made the playoffs. They're stacked.
>>150883451Kangz vs Bills finally. Carson Wentz gets the rang by his teaching with Nick Foles.
>>150883437And then you would wake up>>150883447Mutts' rule
>>150883438You can't expect lifelong fans of 7 years to have that kind of perspective
>>150883430When herbert is lifting that trophy you'll show him the respect he deserves just you wait
stop posting dov kleiman. or else
>>150883461it's funny how the ONLY people on the list who didn't play in the last 10 years are hall of famers
>choofs
Don’t open your mouth about the greatest.
>>150883457>Carson WentzWho? Didn't he play for East Dakota or something
This Chargers fan is being too uppity. The Bengals and Raiders fans weren't acting like this after they got a rare regular season win against the Chiefs.
>>150883484He'll win.
>>150883485Its not just the chiefs win. This team is looking amazing on both sides of the ball. We finally have an elite defense and elite offense at the same time
>>150883494It’s been two weeks.
>>150882588
>>150883482Nobody is bashing based Brady but, Chiefskiddies
>>150883489Does East Dakota even have an NFL team?
>Mahomes has an injury to his throwing arm heading into the Giants game which is a do or die game.Chiefs bros.....our response.....
1.) Chase 2.) Jefferson 3.) Puka4.) Nabors 5.) CeeDee 6.) Amon Ra7.) Jaxson Smith Njigba 8.) Higgins9.) davontae Adams 10.) Tyreek Hill
>>150883501Yeah, the Wildcats
>>150883501Nope, but they have decent quarterbacks and running backs for the last 20 years for some reason,
>>150883421>He is a rare player that gets better in the playoffs
>>150883498Brady had no MVPs in his 20s tho.
>>150883504
>>150883507Adams retired.Tet will pake that list then hopefully demand a trade to a real team
>>150883494You played two teams with a lackluster pass rush who couldn't fraud check your replacement olinemen.
>>150883494As I’ve already said, you sound exactly like the Saints last year. Read this articlehttps://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/new-orleans-saints/news/saints-rocket-top-10-espn%E2%80%99s-latest-nfl-power-rankings/919c52ac416a372f52045c87It’s too early to say anything about any of the teams
What is this football move called?
Just got outta jail bros!Who won Bills and Fins?
>>150883540God white boys are so fucking weird
>>150883515Didn't he
>>150883497And? Ive seen all i need to see. The chargers are playing flawless football right now
>>150883545Why were you in jail?
>>150883515>>150883515(((Associated Press))) diversity awardkwab
>>150883529Devanta adams retired? When? Today? The fuck?
>>150883540awww wittle blk boi gon cry n sheeeeit?
>>150883555Because I was charged with a crime.I was released after 36 hours without a bail, bond, explanation or appearance before a judge so I'm assuming the charges are being dropped.The Public Defender also told me "9 times out of 10 you beat this case"I gotta call them either in the morning or on Monday but feels so fucking good to be free again.Seriously I wanted to watch the game but jail and don't wanna spoil it. Who won? Gimme the story!
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>150883529Adams’ still playing good ball. Tet is dope. Panthers will have a new QB by next season I’m sure
The debate is over
>>150883536The chargers are better than the saints were last year. Everyone knew Derek carr was a fraud. Justin herbert is actually elite and a top 10 qb. Carr is trash and was never going to continue that hot start
>>150883563
So turns out people misheard Jalen Hurts’ exchange with Chris Jones. He never said “shut yo ass up” he said “Kindly collect yourself before you wreck yourself, and above all, be more like Jesus, who came down to Earth to die for our sins”
>>150883540>filmed vertically"smart" phones and their consequences are a plague on the human race
>>150883563Disgusting.
The chiefs are in a no-win situation right now>winoh look you beat a bottom 5 team and it was your first win since the afccg>blowout winbeating up on a bad team and trying to make yourselves look better than they are>close winchiefs should absolutely not be letting bad teams dance with them>loseholy shit lmao>blowout losswon't happen but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'D BE LAUGHING>close lossGiants may be something but the chiefs are in freefall and panic moves will be made>tieboth teams fucking suck>special teams causing a winReid's offense is dead>special team's causing a losschiefs are gonna pull a 2010 chorgers
>>150883574Why is it that all you retards can talk about is the qb?
>>150883586Or, hear me out, random regular season games don’t matter that much
>>150883563>Deleted Oy vey!! Shut it down!!!!
>>150883593Absolutely but they can also lead to your team's playoffs loss via a 'blueprint' on how to beat them
>>150883586Chiefs ain't losing you know it
>>150883572>American american football quarterbackjoke country llo
>>150883597Guess the NFL should have used the Raiders Christmas Day blueprint to stop us from getting a ring then
2020 qb class could go down in history>Jordan love >Jalen Hurts >Justin herbert >joe burrow
The Chiefs will win by 1 point after a holding penalty wipes out a Giants game-winning field goal and the media will proclaim that the REAL CHIEFS ARE BACK
>>150883586>The chiefs are in a no-win situationJust like every time they played Brady in the postseason
>>150883590Its the most important position
>>150883602the eagles absolutely stopped the chiefs from getting a ring so I guess they did
>>150883586Giants have a competent QB and HC combo. On a good night they can upset anyone.
joe reddit's career is finished
>>150883615Not in the season I’m referring to retard
>>150883620He earned his last name back at this point.
>>150883590Sometimes we talk about coaches so we can shit on Mike Tomlin
>>150883617I should believe that....but its the giants, they find ways to lose in astonishing fashion these days
>>150883620carson palmer trvth nvked him a few years back about the bengals but joe fraudow didn't want to hear it, now look where he is
2018 Mahomes was WELL OVER half-a-decade ago. Its time to let it go
Toe Burrow.
>>150883564>>150883570Jesus Christ. I got him confused with Amari Pooper. I blame the hooch.>>150883570Panthers under Tepper are a dumpster fire on almost every level. Been living in upper SC since a couple years before he got the team and following the ineptitude has almost surreal.
>>150883634>*trades for Tyreek Hill*Not so fast!
LaFraud CracksonLaMeme BlacksonLaBum Quackson
>>150883642>35 year old wife beaterwon't do much
>watch oversized gorillas smash their heads into each other for 3 hours >game decided by a drunk 40 year old man with a beer gut and a graying beard Nice game you got there
>>150883636>toe hurts
>>150883647reddit
>>150883647Patty needs a new bull
>>150883654reddit loves criminal nogs though
>>150883648>The white man gets the last say in itBased
>you call THAT a cum shot? Pathetic...
>>150883660Wrong. Every thread about Tyreek is filled with moralfag seethe exactly like yours Go back
>>150883664Post your dirty black hand.
>>150882935This pic is edited hard lel
>>150883648The yuros are about to get their day day started, Henrique. You'll be back to farming divegrass (You)s shortly
>>150883667Wow
>>150883663You think Danny Dimes is hitting that?
>>150882981Why make the divisions larger?
>>150883634>2018 Mahomes was WELL OVER half-a-decade agoHe was better in 2022.>>150883586>>150883612why are you guys pretending like it's a big deal if the Chiefs flameout in 2025? Ever heard of the super bowl hangover, it's normal for teams to do bad after going to a super bowl. You guys are sucking off Mahomes more than Chiefs fans, not even I expect him to go to 4 straight owls. That would be insane even for him.
>>150883667Coward
>>150883663Thought I recognized that guy. Im old
>>150883433cringe
>>150883648>watch skinny twinks try to kick a ball into a goal 24 fucking feet wide for 90 minutes>none of them can do it>give up and just let them shoot at point black range like a batter hitting off a tee because it's the only way anyone can score in this retarded sport>they still can't fucking do it half the timeOh yes, this is much better
>>150883682If he turns out to be legit and makes some noise in the playoffs, the Giants need to be closed as a franchise and I’m not joking. It’s time for the Salt Lake City Angels
>>150883686My post didn't mention mahomes, I stated the whole team and the coaching
>>150883695He kinds did against the queefs. Thats how he got that money
>>150882981>this will protect my cowboys from the eagles
>>150883663I'm sorry, mistress. Please don't put me in the pegging harness again haha
>>150883663I kind of hope she MOGS the league as an ultra-hands on owner because it would be kind of funny
>>150883686The key thing about the superbowl hangover is that the team most affected is almost always the losing team :)
>>150883694>*gets lightly bumped*>*THROWS himself across the field wailing and crying AIIIEEEEE AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE*>*medical team rushes out to the pitch, teammates stand around with bored expressions*>*doesn’t even succeed in getting the yellow card or whatever*>*but has to commit to the bit and slowly limps off the field with the help of fifteen men*>*play resumes*>*other team tries the same thing less than a minute later*>*guy is rolling around on the field holding his knee after getting bumped in the back*>AIIIEEEE AIIIIEEEEEEE>*medical teams rushes out onto the pitch*
>>150883694the lions got raped in the sweltering summer heat of '21
>>150883708you're getting the donkey dick tonight
>>150883663Whatever, I got my nut
>>150883702What the fuck are you talking about
>>150883663MOMMY
>>150883663She look like if Lorde played softball
>>150883719Wait, is THAT why they traded for Daniel Jones? It's Danny Dong time?
>>150883671Didn't you homosexuals make fun of soccer for not using video replay? You use it and your games are still rigged and poorly officiated. The excuse is: we cant look at the replay because that's the rule. Top kek. I guess the point of the game is not the result but the experience of staring at black ass for 4 hours
>>150883691This deserves a (You) for being funny
>>150883421how the hell was Kurt Warner undrafted?
>>150883744Couch man was ordained.
>>150883694You know what? Overtime is bullshit. The rules were always stupid, the rules now are even more stupider, it's just gay and retarded. We need a shootout like this. Field goal kickers compete at opposite sides of the field to see who can make the most 25 yard field goals in 3 minutes. But there's a scaffold set up with 3 tiers in front of the uprights. For every field goal scored a player from the opposing team can climb the scaffold and try to block the kick and they can position themselves anywhere. If it's tied at 3 minutes it's sudden death and the next to score wins the game.
>>150883744The fact that a part time clerk attendant got off his coach and won the superbowl and league MVP shows how soft that era was. Makes sense why Brady, a 6th round draft pick was able to win at the time.
>>150883717Worst sport in the world
>>150883766my bears are middle class blue collar salt of the earth type people
>>150883766the bettors are sleeping on my jaggies
>>150883756Nah, really it shows how much the salary cap fucked everyone up and by having a qb that was paid in a snickers bar and half a tank of gas the Rams had a huge advantage. The 2 years prior the Broncos won it and they evaded the salary hit of a qb by saying they were paying Elway dirt but secretly agreed to give Elway his actual earnings as a retirement gift. Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson and Tom Brady weren't getting paid shit either when they won it.
THREESOME with the Kiwi
Couch man taught us anything is possible.
So now that the Jake Browning era has begun in Cincinnati who will trade for poo shiesty?
>>150883782He's already a Ram
>>150883778Kek
>>150882763he's a faggot. everyone from new jersey is a piece of shit
I just remembered Kyler Murray is under contract and uncuttable until 2028 kek
>>150883782Damn he's so hot
>>150882695bubby brister
Does anyone else get extremely impatient with commentary when they tune into an Eagles game and the analysts are saying he might be literally the greatest of all time? He had one good season as an obvious linebabby, not even MVP tier like Tomlinson, and now we’re really talking about “GOAT”?
>>150883795>an obvious linebabbyHe was not a linebabby though
>>150883793Mccally Kulkan. The good ending.
>>150882876he was always annoying and should have been flushed down the toilet long ago, but espn just doubled down on faggots with steve levy and all the browns they have now
>>150883791Murray has zero guaranteed $ after 2026. Cardinals could absolutely trade him after this season too if he shits the bed again. Broncos took a huge cap hit to get rid of Russ and stayed competitive
>>150883795Jalen is a decent qb. In any other team he puts up big stats but sucks just like tua. These first two games exposed him really badly. They dont need him. They just need his fat legs. Run the tush push with saquon and the same result. The problem other teams have is they dont use their running back for their tush push.
why is the baltipoor kiwi seething at Joe shiesty
>>150883805Yeah, I was off by a year. He's cuttable in 2027.
>>150883432>the most overrated fucking division ever>been to the most owls of any division
>>150883799100% was. Inarguable. He had an average of 3 seconds before being touch, highest in the league. If you want know how significant that is, remember how many yards are covered in that time in a 40 yard dash.He has the consensus best line in the league and simply runs through wide open lanes
>>150883793Based Chiefs fan
>>150883742Seems I hit the nail on the head, Henrique. lel
>>150883723Queens, not queefs. My bad
>>150882981Anaheim ChargersSalt Lake City > Mexico CitySan Antonio CardinalsNew Jersey JetsKentucky > TorontoOrlando Jaguars
>>150883828You can have a good line and not be a linebabby. He took what the line gave him and then some. Also his vision and agility in the backfield were incredible and contributed to the yards before contact.
>>150883805>>150883818So you guys think they'll cut him? Where would he even go? The Browns?
>>150883847Jets or Browns. It's where they always go
>>150883845>Y-you can have a good line and not be a linebabby!Lel be real dude, it makes a huge difference when you have the best offensive line. Sure he has some ability of his own but most of his success comes through wide open lanes
>>150883847Na I think they'll trade him (assuming Cards fizzle out again this season) to some AFC team
>>150883782>2024 Bengals miss playoffs with healthy Burrow>2025 Bengals make the playoffs without BurrowBengals might not want Burrow and decide to trade him.
>>150883843don't you want canada to have a team? i hear the nfl is more popular than the cfl even in canada.
>>150883871That’s been obvious for years. He’s too injury prone for what they paid him. He gone
poverty franchise>Explaining that the ongoing ordeal has added stress to an already difficult week, Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow expressed frustration Friday after the hospital he visited to treat his recent foot injury reportedly refused to accept the team's health insurance plan. "Im supposed to get my turf toe operated on, but the hospital apparently is out of network, and they're saying I need to make a separate appointment with my PCP just so he can refer me to a specialist who can verify my claim is medically necessary," said Burrow, adding that the Bengals' Medical Mutual of Ohio insurance plan only covered three foot and ankle surgeons in the state, all of whom were located more than 100 miles away from the quarterback's home.
>>150883881I want canada to wither and die
>>150883890When did the onion start reporting real stories?
>>150883890Fix the fucking toe.
>>150883902Hes actually done. That toe shit is his guillotine
>>150883871>ignoring 2023 where the bungles missed the playoffs without burrowbungles aren't even making it this year either, calm down viqueer cuck
>>150883871For all intents and purposes, Bengals should have made the playoffs last year if not for the faggot refs. Also why did u make up a scenario for this year that wont happen
>>150883923he wants him on his shit team
I’m going to miss our “rivalry” Beng bros… Good luck with Kyler Murray
Linemen should be allowed to go downfield. At the very least increase the buffer to 3 yards.
>>150883908No he isnt
>>150883902a real man would cut his toe off and play through it
>>150883892Canada is great. Socialized healthcare, low crime rate, and a civil political landscape in comparison to most of the world. Also, we’ve learned with the Raptors / Grizzlies in the NBA that it’s difficult to retain great players long term. Not to mention unless it’s an indoor stadium, more than likely it would be one of the coldest, iciest fields in the NFL once December and January Cole around. The west deserves some teams. Utah, Oklahoma come to mind
>>150883944I did think he was going to do that, but it could be fixed. He doesn't want to be like Andrew Luck.
>>150883890>100 miles away from the quarterback's home.So what? He's got a fuck ton of money and isn't exactly working atm. He's certainly got an assistant to take him on a 2-3 hour drive to the hospital. What a pissy little cry baby
>>150883914>>150883923When you're in your 20s you have superhuman healing abilities. If he's injury prone now what will he look like in his 30s. I wouldn't want him as my franchise QB. Baker Mayfield wins playoffs games and is more durable.
>>150883952>The west deserves some teamsNo they don't
>>150883957It’s an Onion article retard. It’s satire
>>150883967Ahhh mb I didn't look at the image just read the greentext
>>150883972KWAR
>I'd want faker gayfield over burrowedlol burrow has only been to the playoffs twice and still has more playoff wins than faker, you're not even trying for the (you)
>>150883977Baker will never win a ring. I am 100% positive. Never happening.Burrow 100% will. Anywhere he goes
>>150883983We don't know what Burrow will look like without Chase and Higgins.
>>150883983you're not wrong but I think you're replying to the wrong person anon
Colin Kaepernick has more Touchdowns in the playoffs than Joe Burrow lmao
>>150883962Why is the midwest and western part of the usa so empty? I finally drove across America and there's endless fields of farmland there. If there's food, why are there no people?
It’s all fun and games until my Chiefs 5peat
>>150883977>>150883983Put Baker on the Bengals and they consistently make it to the playoffs, the same can't be said of Burrow. The bucs aren't an amazing franchise yet he makes due with what he has.
It's all fun and games until Jake Browning "Automatic Rifle" decides he wants a 2nd girlfriend and chooses Mike Stud
>>150884054Your entire post is wrong.
>>150883847the oakland (rip) athletics
>>150882625if my grandma had wheels she’d be better than mahomes
>>150883954he has 10 toes what's the difference between only having 9 is it really that big of a deal
Shitty NFL matchups should be commentated by Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano
You laugh about it now but Jake Browning "Automatic Rifle" is already DMing Mike Stud just to mindbreak Aaron Rodgers. He's on another level
>>150883962It’s not like I’m saying Montana or Idaho should get a team. If you can get the Oklahoma City & Tulsa markets to back your team like they do college football, then I think it could work. Utah might be a lost cause though.
>>150884162Based and MXCpilled
>>150884162Guy LeDouche will be the sideline reporter
>>150883890If he was serious about playing he could sit out 3 or 4 games then wear a special brace on the toe and stop prancing around the pocket. But we all know he'd rather take time off and open his bussy for kid cudi instead.
>>150883795>4 superbowl wins>2 superbowl mvps>half of fame induction on first year of eligibility >passer rating 70.9
Go Bills
>>150884450>truck ruledid terry write this himself? Also STEROIDS
>>150884450Is it true that in the old league there was nothing stopping a defender from beating the fuck out of a QB even after they got rid of the ball?
>>150885161yes>>150884889everyone was and is on PEDs in the nfl
>>150883782>broken down, injury-prone veteran QBClassic move for my clots
>>150882597
>>150885548Me on the left
predictions for cowboys bears?
Giants country, let's ride!
My raiders have a shot to set things right vs the redskins, kinda sucks that it has to be against mariota since was Carr's backup at one point, he was fun to watch
Gm Amerifriends and Bahrainbros. I am committed to become a proper student of the game! Give input what I should study today. Plays? A rule? A squad? Football History?
>Bahrainbro is actually a KuwaitkumpelFrick I apologize
>>150886034Study positions and schemes.
>week 3 and we're already at like 5 backup QBs startingman...
>>150883663Fap fap fap
Since 2020, when the NFL went to a 14-team playoff system, no team has made the playoffs after dropping its first three games. excluding the Dolphins, who already fell to 0-3 on Thurs night, there are nine more teams, who enter Week 3 at 0-2: Two play each other >0-2 Chiefs (@Giants, KC by 6)>0-2 Giants (vs. Chiefs, KC by 6)On road>0-2 Saints (@Seahawks, SEA by 7.5)>0-2 Jets (@Bucs, RB by 6.5)>0-2 Texans (@Jags, JAX by 1.5)At home >0-2 Browns (vs. Pack, GB by 7.5)>0-2 Panthers (vs. Falcons, ATL by 5)>0-2 Titans (vs. Colts, IND by 4)>0-2 Bears (vs. Cowboys, DAL by 1)The three teams that stand out from this bunch are the Chiefs, Texans, and Bears. They each had playoff buzz entering the season, and Kansas City and Houston were each the betting favorite to win its respective division.
2-0 Indianapolis Colts at 0-2 TitansNashville hoping to keep the Colts from going 3-0 while keeping themselves from going 0-3That's the only 0-2 vs 2-0 Divisional game left after the now 3-0 Bills played the now 0-3 Dolphins on ThursOnly other 0-2 vs 2-0 game isPackers at Browns
>>150885667
Since the NFL switched to its 14-team playoff format in 2020, teams that began the year 3-0 made the playoffs 86.4% of the time.2-0 Cardinals>(at 2-0 49ers)2-0 Colts >(at 0-2 Titans)
>>150887482HECKIN VOLUMES
>>150883691Kek
Woke up still half drunk realizing that "hair of the dog" has a whole different meaning for Brittany Mahomes
>>150886559Wentz for J.J. McCarthy (high ankle sprain, 2-4 weeks) Marcus Mariota for Jayden Daniels (left knee sprained)Mac Jones for Purdy (Toe, shoulder, Purdy might play today but best to wait)Browning for Burrow (out 3 months)Tyrod Taylor for Justin Fields (concussion)
>>150887482rooting really hard for the cardinals this week
>>150887754>Wince startingI had to double check my pick em to make sure I didn't choose the Vikes
>>150884699Good morning, Bills bro!
>>150882695Lamar isn’t the handsomest but he’s not actively atrocious to look at like some other QBs.
Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) vs. Derrick Henry (Ravens): These star backs are the only two players with 2,000 scrimmage yards and 20-plus touchdowns in the past two seasons.Brian Branch (Lions) vs. Kyle Hamilton (Ravens): These safeties are the only two defensive backs with at least 175 tackles, five interceptions, three sacks and three forced fumbles in the past three seasons.
Is this an accurate depiction of the average Seahawks fan and Seattle local?
you bros remember the classic song by rich boy, throw some d’s?
>>150888389That's Phoenix, one of the worst cities to visit. Just a big ugly mass suburban and urban sprawl with no beauty until you drive outside of all thatSeattle is one of those cities you visit and it's so beautiful everywhere it makes you said you don't live there
>>150888389Yes. At least, in the Pioneer Square district. If you go into the Capitol Hill area of town, it's a completely different story. Let's just say the bussyposter would have a field day.
>>150888549>>150888560duality of mannot sure about American hobos but over here they are pretty chill. sure homelessness makes cities look trash but they are kind and don’t harm anyone.Unless certain other folks
>>150886484Ok will do
>>150888679*unlike
>>150888679Average burger hobo is a criminal drug addict. Average German hobo is a non-criminal drug addict
It’s gambling weekend everyone! Get your wallets out we’re bringing the dough!
If I wasn't autistic I coulda made da league...
>>150888974I was the best QB in my backyard. I even had schemes.
>>150888367Why are people hyping this game when the Ravens are going to ass rape the Lions?
>>150884054The Bucs literally have one of the best rosters in the league.
>>150884166Hopefully the Bengals can go .500 with him
How good IS Bo Callahan exactly?
Wentz > McCarthy
I want to sack a QB. Must be so fucking satisfying
how tf you miss an entire season cause of turf toe lmfaoooooooooo
I want to suck a QB. Must be so fucking satisfying
>>150890368Too slutty.
>>150890368
today i will remind them https://vocaroo.com/1lUuVh15UAnz
>>150890368Temujin...
>>150888367This post is an obvious desperate attempt to prop up the lions. You aren’t an elite team for dunking on the NFCN. There’s a reason they were all first round exits. Everybody knows if the Ravens lose it’s because of their own ineptitude.
When I was a little kid I was watching a Bengals vs Titans game and there was some rando play that got the Bengals a few yards or something. But one of the Titans players who tackled was having a seizure or something and was flopping around uncontrollably on the field. The announcers quickly noticed and went to a really long commercial. Like 10 mins later they came back and continued the game and I never heard anything else about that guy.
>>150886034Unironically study these running concepts: Inside Zone, Outside Zone, Power, and Pin Pull. These are some of the most common running plays in the game
>chiefs are losi-
-ng.
Remember
>>150890592so what is this? another one of her concerts they show in theaters, a documentary, or a legit movie with its own unique script?
>>150890911it's a music video for her premier song on her new album along with behind the scenes stuff
>After the 16-1 bills 9-8 chiefs in overtime by virtual measurement at the AFC championship the NFL decided to make a new rule that would bar the chiefs from entering the playoffs. This comes after Josh Allen was seen crying on his hands and knees in front of an official.
what does kliff mean by this?
I got way too cocky about my kangz. I unironically thought they would be a top 5 team in the nfl this year but they look like completely incompetent retards. They do have a shit load of injuries but the guys filling in, especially on the o line, are complete ass. I really hope and expect that jj McCarthy can perform better once he the o line are fully recovered from injuries. If he still plays like ass after that, we might be entering bust territory. If they don’t win this game tomorrow it’s unironically over. They need to win every game before the bye because their schedule afterwards is now looking very difficult. Anyways, i got too cocky during the pre season, made a few of you seethe, but just know i was wrong you were right. Please be kind to my bussy
>>150890911I have no idea kek i think its just a bunch of lyric videos for the songs
>>150891192
>>150891120Shouldn't you want your daughter to marry an attractive person?
>>150891120Its implying hes a fuckboy who would cheat on his daughter
>>150891120he wants to see his wife and daughter get blacked
Help is on the way
Im just excited THE Joe Buck and THE Hall of Famer Troy Aikman are calling MY Detroit Loins on Monday Night FootballI can feel it cummin o lawd
>surely this will be the year lamar doesn't choke in the playoffs are they fucking retarded?
>>150891657I miss watching tony romo calling chiefs games
>>150891657People love to hate on him but honestly I think he’s the comfiest play by play guy in the biz
>>150891698>peyton will never win an owl, hes a playoff choke artistt. retards in 2006
>>150891757Joe buck that is. Troy I can take him or leave him
>>150891759Peyton was actually good though
>2x MVP, 1x MVP runner-up is actually bad!get better material
Is Marcus Mariota any good?
>>150891951No
>>150891951he's a high quality backup, but he's not a starter since he was never the same after the jags snapped his leg in half
>>150891757Buck has turned the corner i think. Everyone likes him now
considering mac played well under shanahan, does this confirm that brock purdy is a fraud?
>>150891867How many Super Bowl wins? AFC Championship wins perhaps?
>>150883272Lmao
>>150891192The Vikings would have been a top 5 team if they had did the smart thing and resigned Sam Darnold for chump change like they could have. Completely retarded to let a guy go who was playing like a top 10 QB and won you 14 games, it's not like they had to let go of McCarthy. I've been saying this ever since Darnold signed with the Seahawks and will continue to do so.
>>150891192>I really hope and expect that jj McCarthy can perform better once he the o line are fully recovered from injuries.He can definitely improve this season and probably will but he will not be as good as Sam Darnold was, at least not this season and probably not next season either. The Vikings unironically got too cocky and thought that they could just slot JJ into the lineup and that he would perform just as well. Their championship window had been wasted.
>>150892064remind me, how many did peyton have in 2006?
>>150892015Frauds dont make it to the super bowl
>>150892316Peyton won the AFC Championship in 2006How about your boy?
>>150892362The Bills made it 4 times in a row. Not their fault desu, the NFC was just better in the early 90s.
>>150892401peyton won the AFC championship in 2007. learn your history before spouting shit
>>150892443He means the 2006-07 season.
>>150892458i know what he means. i specifically said "in 2006" not "after the 2006 season"
>>150892443So how many for your boy?
>>150892485
>>150892505So none? Idk which loser player you're talking about but I'm going to guess it's Lamar "Choke Artist" Jackson
>>150892523thanks for proving my point btw
>>150891867>Two-time winner of the Most Valuable Pity award
>>150892529I accept your concession
where's that bitch gayhamanon?? i don't post much anymore and i want to gloat about my boy herbie being unequivocally better than tua
As an /nfl/ viewer, what can I watch today to kill the time before sunday?
>>150890574Thanks a lot bruv
>>150892590All of ssethtzeentachs video game reviews. Start with Heros of Might and Magic 3
>>150892590Lebron james highlights
Lamar is playing better than any other QB right now
>>150892590>>150892590Remember Deshaun Watson and laugh
>>150892682You don’t need to announce such an unnoteworthy fact
>>150892682No shit. The only quarterbacks playing right now are in college.
i miss going to trader joe's
No one cares or asked
not your blog muhammad
Just wrap up this shitty thread
Just wrap up this bussy
>>150882867Prolific QB AJ Hawk
My mom told me to get a job
get a bussy
How?
>>150892809not a bad idea
>>150892809Say your applying for the janitor position
Every /nfl/ general thread just proves that this is the worst general. How does /hoc/ end up being the best?
It's weird that Eagles vs Rams isn't a late afternoon game
>>150892944Canadians are nice people
>>150892955If the Rams had fans it would be
>>150892362Frauds can make it to the owl. Trent Dilfer even won one.
>>150892224Stop posting it.
>>150892979Would have to be something super specific like the defense hard carrying the entire playoffs
>>150892224>it was 6 to 17
>>150893069I look like this and eat this
>is the started by week 5 in you're are path
>>150892224That's when you shut off the TV and throw the remote against the wall as hard as possible.
>>150893110
>>150893149>>150893149>>150893149
>>150893159>>150893117wait until 500 morons
>have coffee with the one coworker who cares about the nfl>tell him I like the cardinals>he looks at me completely confused for a second>literally says "tf but why??"I didnt know it was that controversial desu
fuck kiwibitch
>>150893191Waiting until 500 is retarded because then it's more likely that we'll get multiple split threads
>>150893209Please not the Tardinals. At least it isn't the Faguars.
>>150893325Of course the tardinals.
>>150882727To win games, you have to-
