one day cup(s) going on
not going to listen to a pom re asian food. vietnamese food the best easily
hanoi one of the great cities of the world
Certain man is a slop enthusiast, slop food, slop music, slop hobbies, slop living arrangements
>>150887292Based recognition of the Pears participating in the most important cricketing fixture of 2025 from my Antipodean brotherShame they've just gone off for rain and it's probably going to piss it down for the rest of the day>>150887310If Zachy had ever been to Vietnam he'd know it's got top-tier foodHe's probably just tried a bowl of bland pho from some shitty chain over here, or something like thatUnfortunately, he lost the lust for life and won't ever travel outside the UK anymore
not sure about this /cric/ filling a thread in under 24 hours mischief
>>150887323Hanoi really did grow on me despite having gooks on mopeds running you over in every direction any time you dared to step outsideSomething about the place just felt very comfy despite all thatProbably just the low prices I guess
>>150887391also a soulful people and soulful architecture
>>150887386gotta build into the ashes matecan't just go 0-100 when the series starts
Our girls are absolutely heeming the pajeetas again
>>150887403yep, dis
Simply not built for big cities me
YFO
>>150887403not my scene, I'll be over in /bbl/
loved hanoi me
>>150887402Yeah the people are very friendly (except for the one tour operator I had lots of arguments with)Architecture is only good because of the French thougheverBasically a European city, filled with Asians
reminder SEA mogs South Redditca. bard knew this
not sure about thatvietnam is stunning, I enjoy laos and cambodia, parts of thailand are good, the rest is grimhave not been to south america but certain I would love it
>>150887514is the picture of a regular sydney street related?
>>150887514LGM
funny how the brits go on about how aussie has no good travel nearbyyet we're closer to their self-professed favourite sex tourism spots
>>150887544Both good for different reasonsWill be interesting to see how India/Nepal compares
Nepal is literally 'danger tourism' at this pointbard is basically the new Miles of Afghanistan
vietnam.... the city was electric
what are the top 3 experiences / things to do in Vietnam mate? thinking of going. always heard /trv/ say you should hire a motorbike but never used one so idk what else there is
>>150887746for me the north half is the besthanoi, ha long bay, sapa, ninh binh, ha giang loop
hoi an too
>>150887746Ha Giang Loop is a very good motorbike route, and you don't have to drive them yourself - just join a group tour with an "easy rider" (local who drives while you're on the back) and you get to chill out and take in the scenery moreHa Long Bay / Ninh Binh also has some very beautiful scenery, although it's quite touristyFood scene in Hanoi is very good, think Anthony Bourdain used to rave about itHo Chi Minh city has better nightlife and also more of the war / history stuff, but otherwise the north is better
hanoi enjoyed most overall. spent over a week there I think which felt appropriate. it's a good base to move out to the surrounding areas as needed
>>150887677>>150887785what camera is that and what settings do I need? looks kino with a 90s feel
>>150887873minolta x700. I think I was using portra 160 filmminolta 30mm lens I want to say too
just did 27 pull-ups in Manchester I am now a proud member of the 27 club
no particular settings you just need to know how aperture and shutter speeds affect things. film cameras are just boxes that let light in, it's more about the lens and film than anything else, different to digital cameras
don't know anything about actual cameras mejust stick to my phonetoo heavy and inconvenient (in terms of baggage space) to take a big one innit
i never think to take photos
SECOND WICKET FOR THE PEARSHAMPSHIRE ALL OUT FOR 150 INCOMING
Ryder Cup this week!
27 pull-upsInsane Seems smoking does raise testosterone levels after all
so trueI told you to read the study
have this feeling that chinese cigarettes are unlike anything any western man has tried
you didn't even smoke lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bjjZ5vnjvs
going pub and second hand smoking doesn't count obv
Being Welsh isn't natty
unathletic welsh genes makes you say things like>27 pull-ups>Insaneabsolute state
welsh man at the driving range today first one I've ever come acrosshe lost his grip on the club he rented ("my hands were sweaty" he said) and threw it out onto the range. everyone had to stop while he ran out to try to find it. wished in that moment that the anglo saxons finished the job
>>150888851t.maximilian 6 pull-ups aka ol bingo wings
I drunk 12 tins today. let's say 1.4 standard drinks per tin, that comes out to anything between 100 and 1 standards there is simply no way to tell
Thats a lot of calories
zachy debunked this
Yeah I'm going to need to factcheck that debunking
only newcunts are not familiar with Dr Bowen's Mysteriously Magical Weight Loss Elixir
I smoke weed so have no long term memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFrktJ6_X_M
not watching that
its funny to imagine someone new coming to /cric/just not plausible unfortunately
>>150889380Remember the halcyon days where we'd get through three or four matchies during a single Vitality Blast T20 finals dayUnfortunately a certain man scared off all the casuals
>>150887677>>150887785>>150887871It's probably shit nowadays post covid like Thailand. Just too much authority and culture being destroyed by globalist bullshit. Saigon in 2011 was pretty fun, but since then it's apparently become another east asian hell like Chinese cities.
>>150889437What man?He's not the sperg that's always shitposting on /afl/ is he?Probably paid.
>>150889579A certain man with a receding hairline and an addiction to unlicensed erectile dysfunction medicine from Japan
mad how music was basically solved with the stooges - fun house. not much else to do after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_VS2BQjYIc
Can only imagine /cric/ is quite quiet because everyone is on tenterhooks watching the big match and wondering whether the plucky Pears can pull it off against a much richer county
not the case
we should rename the ashes to the world series
Think Hampshire mistook this for a county championship gameBoring the life out of me here
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUSTHE MAYES REGRET TRYING THAT RIDICULOUS SHOT NOW LMAO
I am being serious about the spare bedroom in my heaps sick townhouse being available for a /cric/ lad wanting to watch the ashes
if you look at zachy's pics he actually looks to be approaching hench in some of thembut then you remember he's taken about 418 previous shots to get the exact right lighting and angles that make his toothpicks look three dimensional lol
Ali Orr needs to get a bit of a shift on for us in these last overs as the set man desuquite a bardesque innings if I might say so
>>150890897Waite gave him some gimmes in the last over, so fear that might kick him into life a bit
>us
>not even any live commentary on cricindia who will usually cover the 3rd league Bangladesh t20 tournamentlmaooooo county shitcket in the mud
not really keen on sex with women ashes 2005 incited far stronger reactions
>county cup final>bigger crowds at a spacker school sports dayFucking state
>>150890783tabla x
>>150890991bard is literally the only person not at the ground watching this. 2 irrelevant teams playing an irrelevant format
shitjeet and sebshit awfully quiet today. wonder why KEK
Dire on wall sesh Did one v4-v6 lolWe will take the 27 pull ups and move on
lief goes on for most fella. might want to think of getting one yourself, ya x
>instantly proves he was lurkinglmao not the sharpest fatty around
>getting filtered by norf gyms now>never done an unasterisked v6 or a proper outside climb>approaching 40it's never been so over
>786Least obvious paki or it's the number of times bnob got diddled by his pedo dad
>>150891161Rain probably put people off desu>>150891224Alas I have other commitments today
>can't climb a cardboard wall>priced out of London >scared shitless of getting HEEM'D on court>lives in a bedsitRevert to Sanatan Dharma you'll get another shot when you're reincarnated
Sebbo m8, what do you think of my planned India / Nepal route? Missing out any absolute gems?Delhi -> Jaipur -> Ranthambore -> Agra -> Varanasi -> Pokhara -> Annapurna -> Kathmandu -(fly)-> Goa - (fly)-> Chennai -> Puducherry -> Thanjuvar -> Madurai -> Munnar -> Kochi
>>150891600that’s an incredible itinerary, fella ngl i really hope you’ve planned at least a month for it so you can take it all in properly
>>150891654Cheers la. Got five weeks in total. Timed it so we get Diwali in Varanasi (although may still change it up and aim for Jaipur instead, see how it goes). Doing 7 days for the Annapurna trek, which obviously eats up a bit of time. Still trying to work out whether to rent a tuk-tuk to drive between Chennai and Kochi or if that's a stupid idea.
Would personally drop Agra (not worth the aggro of all the illegal b*ngladeshi beggars) and go to Ellora Caves and Mahabaleshwar. Navratri next week and Diwali mid-Oct
there's a few contenders for reddit: the travel destination but bindia is certainly in the mixnepal seems quite a good one though, fair enough
>5 weeks holiday>already went to SEA for several weeks this yearis this a joke? do people in the civil service actually do anything at all? or is it 'skeleton staff' year round? they're having a fucking laugh
I would rather go Pakistan than India
>>150891872Only planning to go there for one day desu, specifically for the Taj MahalHear Agra is a bit of a dump but you can't go to India and not go to the Taj Mahal>>150891947SEA was at the same time last year (i.e., October / November)And South America was the same time the year before thatDon't take holiday throughout the year apart from it, except for a few days of flexi here and there
Hindu India>:/Hindu Nepal>:)Subhuman englunders still think they can play d&r meanwhile the "u"k can barely keep itself together. Wales and Baluchistan will be liberated
>bard's SEA trip was a year agowtf is this true?
think it's less to do with religion and more to do with Nepal having nicer scenery and less shit smeared everywhere actually
>>150892016Afraid so laTime the trip for my birthday ever year because the idea of toiling on my birthday is GRIMManaged to plan my previous itineraries so that my last two birthdays were spent at Machu Picchu and Angkor Wat, but that's been a bit more difficult this time - current plan is to spend it driving a tuk-tuk on a busy road between Chennai and Puducherry
Tried arranging a big old-fashioned piss-up for my 30th birthday but none of my """friends""" could make it (apparently two weeks notice isn't enough once people are past the age of 27)Had to embrace the solo travel gimmick after that to keep from having utterly depressing birthdays
>>150892035Shows a bit of a weak understanding of the country desuIndia is massive and has very varied landscapes The same Himalayan mountain landscape of Nepal can also be found in Himachal Pradesh and Sikkim
nice reddit spacing neek
>and not go to the Taj MahalW*stern colonial media propaganda. Also air quality in Indraprasth (d*lhi) depends when the farmers do their idiotic stubble burning>less shitI've done the Annapurna trek unlike you who's still angsting over getting nonced up
bit grim you never spend birthday with you family isn't itsuppose it's ok in your 20s to be a bit hedonistic and do the travel meme to get it out of your system but in your mid 30s?
>can't refute less shit smeared everywhere so just randomly talks about one time he walked somewherelmaooo
>>150892103ah and here's the resident expert who has been doing his research on reddit for a few weeks (forgot your reddit spacing that time btw)I've been to bindia unlike you and didn't care for it
>>150892122That's what I ended up doing on my 30th and it was ok, but it's not like all your family member is going to take leave and travel somewhere together just to spend time with you on your birthday desu. To them it's just like any other day, when toil responsibilities loom large. Will always want to spend Christmas with family, but I find it better to travel and do something interesting on birthdays
look it's 1am, but i reckon i few more bevvos will do the trick right now
mate bard would have to hire half the jet for his direish family, including the 17 siblings
>>150892165You've never been to India zachyThe only time you left Europe was to get bummed in Colombia>>1508921965 siblings, but the point certainly standsWe all live in different places, too
>gets nonced by his dad>takes out all his internal anger on a country thousands of miles away/cric/ whip round to pay for a shrink for bnonce
I campused deanos project at least
>>150892218wasn't me you narcissistic neek and I certainly DID NOT get bummed in Colombia theatron is simply too big to be truly gay (elite truthie)
>90% of noncejeets posts are talking about his nonce fantasiesobsessed
>truthiethis is the opening of its wiki entry:>Theatron is a building complex in Bogotá, Colombia hosting gay bars, dance clubs, and nightclubs founded in 2002. It is the center of the gay community in Bogotá, located in the central part of the Chapinero locality, the focus of the city's gay scene.
Manchester is honestly this weird enclave of a cityEverything works differently It doesn't really feel like england
>>150892323it was the biggest nightclub in south America at one pointliterally too big to be truly gay I would say it was only 40% gay when I went
>I would say it was only 40% gay when I wentbecame 99% gay once you were there though
>>150892367you have such dire takes on everything, it's literally just a normal english city (soulless, grim, grey)
just got home
>bnonce still refuses to admit or deny whether his dad nonced himLmaooo keep crying
So basically there was about 1600 gay men in there, but it wasn't truly gay
only zachy could go to Manchester and say it's weird / different kek honestly just tries to be le contrarian man in every situation - probably a hangover of messing up his a-levels and trying to create this unique and enlightened university of loife character
Manchester is a lot of things but it's not really soulless desu
simply not convinced it's biologically possible to be able to do 27 pull-ups and have dire takes
Avax avalanche pumping My financial resources remain unlimited
Church tomorrow Feel like Anglican is the most Welsh genre of religion somehow
the mum bought the flatthe son bought the load of breadthe mum then let him refer to himself as the breadwinner
How so?I literally bought it? Went to the estate agents and whatnot
you personally generated a very small fraction of the money
smooth brain take v2 take
suppose it's like getting stock in appleof course you can say shite like 'my peng apple company about to launch a new product' if you like but nobody else will take you seriously
The Chase Omnibus, Mounjaro, then bed, ol' bingo wings
not himyou just don't like mummy's bankrolling being called out
>>150892103>Shows a bit of a weak understanding of the country desuNo one cares mate. If you won't split up then you'll be grouped all the same.
yeah I work but I am the one being bankrolled dire take
Stunning countryside on the yorks/lancs boundaryI suppose it is the 'dales zone'
Pears started positivelyNeed 188 from 29 oversHopefully the weather holds off
I want Worcestershire to win, but bard is still a neek and Worcestershire winning won't change that
>>150891813>rent a tuk-tuk to drive between Chennai and Kochiuh..don't, do appreciate the spirit of adventure though nglthat’s more of a next trip or 10th-trip kind of thing, fella. i’d suggest doing something like that within Goa or Pondi or something if you really want to
Absolutely despise Hampshire
>>150891872>Ellora Caves and Mahabaleshwar.yes!
Worcs bowling did ok, helped by a bardian knock from Orr. thoughever, we all know batting is their weakness and they're constant bed shitter. expect this one to be basically decided in an hour or so from now. It's coming home (to Hants)
>>150891989soon>>150892016soOOO TRUE
>>150892420hope you didn't drink too much fella x>>150892477good pointalso>weighted pullups allegedly >>150892629kekjjhg>>150892670well done, fella x
>>150893726>Roderick gone alreadyUh oh, you might be right
>>150893591It might change that desuYou don't know what could happen>>150893600Why don't you recommend it?Roads too dangerous?
literally me doing 14mm max hangs in Manchester
>>150893975So true I REALLY WANT Worcestershire to win lad
FUCK not LateganThat's a big wicketPears hopes fading fast (absolutely weatherballed here)
Time for Jake "should be England's opener" Libby to show what he's made of
>>150893975that’s a long way, and it will only add needless stress. i doubt you’ll find anyone willing to rent one to you tbqh
Mad how Hampshire doddled along at a Test match tier 5.1 per over and yet the statos (probably Hampshire born and bred) have somehow concluded that the Pears had to go along at an absolutely absurd 6.9 an over to win
>cinema:|>cinema, korea:O
worcs 2 down and already getting their copes in KEKthat's how much faith they have in their batting attackbased Hampshire about to mog both attention seeking /cric/ personas here lads, you're welcome. t. best county in england
>>150894205Have found a place in Chennai which does them, wouldn't have been in the itinerary otherwise desuBreakdowns are apparently all part of the fun/adventure, but I do appreciate it could be stressfulWould aim to do no more than 5 to 6 hours per day, no more than 180km per day, never at night
it's joever. they've started playing a test matchjust thinking about bard neekily cycling back in a rush not to miss the start of play and this is what he gets :^)
>>150894359>Kashif AliVery dangerous when he gets going, is susceptible to innings like this where he eats up balls and then gets out cheaply>Jake LibbyVery good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here>Rob JonesFairly good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here>Ethan BrookesPossibly the most talented batsperson, could single-handedly win the game if he gets his eye in>Henry CullenFairly good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here>Waite, Allison, TaylorCan all hold a bat (particularly Waite) and might be trusted to make 20-30, but wouldn't rely on them under pressure>ShahzadBloody useless bat, genuine 11So basically we'll need either Kashif or Brookes to go big
Umm so how come Canada have such a good women's rugby union team but still aren't a test cricket nation?
>>150894599Where have I cycled back from? I've been sat on my fat arse for the last 7 hours at least (did admittedly did a speedy trail run earlier thoughever)
Hampshire is unironically bottom tier of england counties I would place it at bottom twenty
>>150894493id say you still need to get a good idea of what driving on those roads is like. i simply wouldn’t commit to anything yetsimple as x
>>150894640yeah whateverran back from then. point standsHampshire just too good, even I'm not watching it and just looking at the score now and then. would have liked better oppo in the final
>>150894691Very sage advice Sebastian, and notedWouldn't be me doing the driving personally, my friend would do itHe's a better and more experienced driver than me, but I imagine Indian roads are still completely different to anything either of us have experienced
27 pull-ups genuinely US navy seal tier I have become the US invader I despise
Put it this way, they will definitely want me drafted
>repeats he did his girly exercise 27 times, 27 timesdoing pull ups isn't a personality trait
>>150894732Timed my run quite well desu, maintained a solid 4:45/km pace across my 15km to get back 15 minutes before the start of play (just enough time to fit in a quick shower)I think it's fairly evenly poised at the moment, these two are just re-building a bit after the early wicketsJake "Justice for" Libby just hit a very nice six
I am coming Magnus mitdbo's 30 reps
he'll avoid anything with plates / dumbbells so statpads off his own body weight - which must be about 52kg or something
All Worcestershire aren't we Because Basingstoke is AN ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE
Fuck's sake, I have to go to my cricket club's end of year bash nowThey better have the Pears game or the deanoball on the big screen (and I'll watch the other on my phone instead of paying attention to anything that's going on)See you all later for the Pears celebration party
>>150894912literally did +60kg chin-ups for two reps the other week Though I appreciate I am under the influence of being Welsh
Disco party when based Worcestershire beat Hampshire
https://youtu.be/6Gd87JmkAkE?si=Oq_0wLSSIUjLH_C4Love singing in the shower to this
>/cric/ seething at usHampshire more like Protagonistshire
Yungblud says he is thankful to have avoided the 27 clubLiterally who
At platform 9d right now if anyone wants their heart spun like a 2005 Danish kaneria Googly
ween is the best band. if you disagree then listen to more ween.
>aus flag shilling yank slop ep 86456
>>150895207webb
COME ON WORCESTERSHIRE SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
better than a meandering 10 minutes of german twatrockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPQznD11xU
Can-future days is amazing album
uhh.. just seen the score and it's not as one sided as I though. worcs sort of still in this ladswill do my best jeet flag impression and shant be posting if we somehow lose this lol
ok nvm we just took another timely wicketone hand on the trophy
the cream always rises to the top in the end broken home means nothing
>letting the required rate get to 11honestly feels like Worcestermeme didn't even try once their bowling was done. like they'd given up in the dressing room. surely they can't be this shit at batting
hope certain man sticks around to vocaroo his apology to the GOAT county
your little NPC neek county won by dls method in some brainletbash yeah I will definitely be recording a vocaroo apology mate
I think Worcestershire will win
>NPC countyexcept we (plus Kent) invented this sportif us NPC neeks have you seething this hard what does that make you lol
>38 off 20 with 6 wickets lefthmm it's not over just yet
Supposing MOSSAD came after you How would you actually survive You would need to be Magnus Carlsen
idgi. does Magnus Carlsen have a bulletproof neck or something?
*be's right about music*https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=lsZ-X90Bq3zIw5vv
ummmm?? hantsbros??????
COME ON WORCESTERSHIRE RIGHTFUL WELSH CLAYOH MY GOD PlEASE FUCKING WIN
ffs this cannot be happening
literally just got umpballed by the DLS shite. why did Worcs get such an easy target with 10 wickets in handcomplete JOKE of a sport
YESGET IN
oh well more of a sailing county anywaydidn't actually watch a single ball btw
Gonna sink a ghost ship in honour of Worcestershire's GREAT VICTORYThe hampshire demon on the ropes
based bard on public transport the one time his team actually win something and will have to see the highlights later lmao
BNONCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
You might laugh at him now But he gets to wake up in baskinstoke tomorrow
>>150896851do somewhat agree with this desunot sure bard's boys deserved that one
The difference between 20 pull-ups and 27 pull-ups is not something to be taken lightly It takes years of dedication
This is literally me
gg bardhow you celebrating pears
I am funny But I am also scared
https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=FAbxpaXJLLq4GuC8Soon
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
What was the promised price.
https://youtu.be/GbrJ4PfbosA?si=SKdDretVLyNFKgBk>He's back
Bald neek
Stefan molyneux is an uncanny Umberto
ngl I've been thinking about that bald sri lankan cricketers truthie all daystate of meutterly mentally cooked by it
I think the Anglos invading Australia was a mistake Because the natives didn't have toil
https://youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0?si=ug1cTOxn4tB8CmqGOk this was a banger
WE'VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE ITONE DAY WORLD CHAMPIONSYOU JUST CAN'T KEEP THOSE PLUCKY PEARS DOWN
Chess looms ladYou're not scared are you
*pre-looms*
>>150899810So get in
>>150895749Thank you for your support dear boro>>150895912You didn't account for Ethan Brookes I did warn you that he'd be the difference maker>>150895952Me too desu, when will he post it?>>150896851You'd have limped to 261 maximum from 50 overs and Libby and co would have chased that down easy Shortened match didn't help us because we're not mindless T20 slogsmen (except for the mindless T20 slogsmen in the side, admittedly)>>150896953God bless you
Rather depressing how the most electryfing man in chess entertainment pretends to be f*nch
>>150896980Watched it down on the big screen at the cricket club Don't think the others cared about it as much as me, but was nice to have a bit of company for such a momentous occasion >>150898039Commiserations Lads from the cricket club are heading out to Worcester (not because of the win, just an end of season thing) but I couldn't be arsed to join them, so I'll probably just have a celebratory beer at home while eating a mushroom stroganoff
I am glad that Hampshire lost Euphoric
Not French is he
you need to be quite virginy to be good at chesstop shaggers like myself and zachy could never
Well I don't know about that my lad I think I could become pretty good
holy fucking shit lads
>I think I could become pretty goodyou thought that about bouldering and look how that turned out
>>150900395nah mate think about ityou need to dedicate 8-10 hours just to get half decent now with all these engines and websitesyou couldn't commit because you're not virginy enough. simple as
Chess, like modern civilisation, is an Indian creationTYBI
Don't make me do it don't make me tempt fate.
>>150900474Better at climbing than you will ever be
>>150900720He only needs to climb outside 3 times and he will surpass you. That indoor dildos nailed to the wall reddit sofa gymdering doesn't count
MUH OUTSIDE There is literally no difference between indoors and outdoors It's all just climbing I did 27 pull-ups today
>>150900720>>150900792he's having a meltdown lol
>>150900792dildos don't occur naturally though, so that seems a pretty big differenceclimbing on dildos and climbing on rocks seems like apples and oranges
>>150900872uhhh sackybros, our response?
I did 27 pull-ups today and it's merely a warm-upCall me the strengthLORD of crynant
Did you hear that? Zachy said he pulled off 27 blokes today
why do the fat neeks seethe at the welsh dragon?
They hate what they can't understand
Now that Zachy is a self-declared Worcestershire fan I think I'm ready to finally bury the hatchet
>>150901117
think i just worked out which county is the most reddit, lads
Imagine coming up against this German neek at chess
Wondering why england have never produced a chess player like keymer or Matthias BlübaumReally makes you think
its crazy how unlikeable hanz niemann is
Niemann probably the type of bloke you'd find down at Theatron iykwim
or a bouldering gym tbqh
https://youtu.be/EINowY8FZbIchabin' chabin' x
almost makes you think they had a point iykwim
>>150887292I don't get it is this legal?
>>150901640...yh
There's a Nepalese restaurant down the road from me and the bartender always shits on the indian cricket team. Hes very based
>>150901117>>150901164HISTORICISTRIONICS
>>150901692
Within me there is the ability to love
>>150901718see>>150900973
yfoand take your smell with you mate
my secret¿ jasmine, lavender, rosehips AND a little tahitian vanilla x
Look at the absolute state of that '''''body'''
TYBXi
>>150901973Rome is not eternal; it does not matter. Rome will fall; it does not matter. The barbarian will conquer; it does not matter. There was a moment of Rome, and it will not wholly die; the barbarian will become the Rome he conquers; the language will smooth his rough tongue; the vision of what he destroys will flow in his blood. And in time that is ceaseless as this salt sea upon which I am so frailly suspended, the cost is nothing, is less than nothing.
>>150902033>And in time that is ceaseless as this salt sea upon which I am so frailly suspended, the cost is nothing, is less than nothinglove the sibilance here, very vivid
>>150902033Sanatan Dharma is eternal
I don't understand that quotecouldn't he have just said Rome will fall and cut out all the reddit faff
Mental how chr*stianists held back scientific progress for centuries proclaiming the universe is static when Sanatan Dharma said all along it is cyclical
could really do with some cricket on that isn't non-cricket but doesn't look like that's going to happen any time before the ashes
The revenge of Nanjing is going to be a sight to beholdNo idea why japan do it to themselves
wtf I thought Zhāxī loved the Japanese
>>150902159cricket stopped around 2006been an awful ''''''sport'''''' for ages now, let us be real
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
thumbers will hire a tradie to work on their house and then get annoyed if they ever see them wasting time on the job, as if the thumber doesnt spend 40% of their day in pointless meetings or thumbing reels
>301/3>332/4>27 runs with 4 wickets leftStill thinking about this
The 38 hour working week is unironically inhumane
The five day working week is barbaric
just tucked myself into bed :3 nn grig <3
still thinking about that time stokesy waved them in for the bazball memes like a total brainlet and zachy piped up with 'the declaration was sound'
If my post number is even I will post a picture of my penis and testicles
Odd or evenIsrael is the most based country
would defect to china ina heartbeat
27 pull-ups is pretty impressive ngl
if you have weak welsh genetics it's a borderline miraclewarm up for most people
every man should be able to do 20, so 27 is not much more than the bare minimum
>27 pull-ups>Insanehe unironically thinks this lmao imagine being welsh
>>15090355027 pull-ups is a warm up for most people?Ummm
>>150903608you can't even do 7,.you fat Anglo neekImagine being able to do 27. Unfathomable for the likes of you , but That's the Welsh experience
its really hard to know which nation has the trashier women these daysaussie definitely has a lot of women that behave like men but good lord some of the skanks in england are next level trashy maybe something about the accents over there makes it worse
Bandeja Paisa
the ausgaylian accent is worse than most of the ones here desu
>>150903690>Unfathomabledon't hold us all to your (extremely) low standards lmao. this is the correct take >>150903557a rando fit looking person on the street could do 20
im a kiwi so I recognise the ugliness of aussie speech but I still think most brit accents are pretty bad
just imagine being welsh and being stuck with those genesit's dire on the shire
Sometimes I wish I was a psychopath like bard with zero empathy
>>150903771>>150903608>>150903557>You20 is elite 27 is another level
>>150903695England's bell curve is flatter
>just imagine being welsh and being stuck with those genesit's dire on the shire
that's a germ yankanglo genes block the toothpick arm genome that the welsh get stuck with (grim)
>>150901625https://youtu.be/5i8ePPc5g5k
>>150903993Meds, then bed, now You uncanny Umberto
>>150887292Why dont they aim for the balls all the time
>anglo genes block the toothpick arm genome that the welsh get stuck with (grim)
27 is a statpadprobably have bad form anywayno real functional strength otherwise it would have translated into bouldering
https://youtu.be/r4yA_sYAkac
>>150904056nah my form is quite pretty I know how to lock out
>no real functional strength otherwise it would have translated into bouldering
the diversity of thought in this genny is abysmally low
mark labbett from the chase is the most athletic welsh man on record
he isn't even Welsh you fat neek
welsher than you
doubt it considering two of my grandparents first language was Welsh
My paternal grandmother in crynant didn't learn English until she was about 9
nobody asked
yeah whatever fat Anglo fatty praying you go back to Germany one day to eat lots of sausage
IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY MY TAXESYOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME ON OVER WITH A CRUCIFIX
>>150889031more impressive than 27 pull ups
>>150903782I bet you have a sexy accent
>>150904975Indian way above Welsh kek
>south africanwut
just bought tickets to one battle after another
remembering that retard from yesterday who didn't know it snowed in australia lmao
that won't be the last time we need to teach him that lesson
>more impressive than 27 pull ups
I got tickets to Metallica and Tool in November
my brother likes tool
Might play chess
Just lost to a Pakistani at chess Based
Imagine coming up against this German geezer at chess Literally the Chris from eggheads of chess fucking hell
more like one day cuck looooooool you know what i mean
are we going to get rain for the ireland england game later?
>t20Won't be watching (havn't watched a single delivery of t20 since 2007 me, and havn't looked at single scorecard of t20 since 2012)
Certain chink just fired half his PLA generals again lmao
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15118627/Chase-star-Mark-Labbett-romance-TV-quiz-lothario-Sky-Sports.htmlHas ol bingo wings weighed in on this yet
What's on at picturehouse next week?Let me guess, absolutely nothing
why do "people" post here with no cric onperplexing
im watching WA vs QLD champ
>>150909685What the fuck is that image peeweenoncelad
>>150899961Can Iranians into cricket?
>>150909728that's a normal UK coupleracism is not tolerated here
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=qVHb2hC5h4JiO5l8The 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' of 2025
fuck its almost too hot for socks in australia already
>>150909740not yet but they will soon there is like 5 million afghans in Iran and they speak the same language Iran is crickets final home
the looming
Brothers mate lived in Iran for a while and he seemingly had a whale of a time Basically just spent his time doing opioids in secret underground clubs
If you have sleep in your eyes, then you had a good night's sleep. WONT TOLERATE Google or reddit telling you otherwise
sometimes my shit be slightly glued shut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn-1SkgsQLM
>>150909822God I wish that were me
Iran does seem kino desubut if you visit you have problems going to the US after
>>150909860Same tbfBard should go Iran instead of redditia
China would have been a far more interesting and unique experience than redditiaunfortunately bard goes to the most normie places for all his holiday, never anywhere interesting or off the beaten track
Love the seethe keep it coming
/cric/ pretending 27 pull-ups isn't impressive this is why none of us should ever post here
reminder that SEA is the thinking mans continent
kek
ol toothpick arms does 9 sets of 3
south America is the land of magical realism never have I felt closer to Godsea is reddit
bard went to south america, didn't have sex, didn't try Ayahuasca, and spent most of his time living in sterile hotels talking about his adventures just to return home to laptop thumb another 10 years of his life away
>>150910108yeah 9 sets per week.
actually no proof zachy can do any pull-upshe mentioned when he'd hit 10 he'd drop a vidnow he's claiming 27 lol
>>150910112south america is bait for low IQ normies and womenSEA has way more value by any actual metric
i like south american music and food and don't like SEA music and food tho
>>150910147so true
2 more months of putting on muscle mass before i inevitably scrap some poms during the ashes
nobody's scared of the average australian in 2025 lmaomaybe during the crocodile dundee era up until the 90s you had that macho trendbut now the average pozzedstralian looks like an AIDs patient with a mohawk and moustache. the travis head look is the typical modern day pozzie. no idea what happened
i dunno about that, certainly wouldn't go picking a fight with this dude
The defining feature of the englunder is his cowardice
Choice drop
>>150910183
>>150910108not true this is it for me it's looking at my Welsh lats in the mirror as I bang out 20 at a canter 30 is the new 20 for me
>>150910206actually any good? need to stock up on a couple more reds
indians should not be allowed to breath clean oxygen
>>150910147simply not true
>>150910206ugly thumb, grotesque
yeah mate Ross Taylor is actually world renowned wine maker
>for me it's looking at my Welsh lats in the mirror
If only a certain convict heeded this advice
/cric/ is The Truman Show and I'm Truman
>>for me it's looking at my Welsh lats in the mirror
forgot pic of ol bingo wings at least he can squat 250 though kek
I'm Christof (the puppet master)
>>150910273nice haha i'm ace ventura pet detective
mental howDumb and Dumber (1994) yet to be surpassed by any other comedy film as of 2025Terminator 2 (1991) yet to be surpassed by any other action film as of 2025
when i was younger i thought this shit was the funniest stand up everhttps://youtu.be/wbpciGnQnOA?t=130theres definitely some skill on display thoughbeit a different era
There was a point where I would watch dumb and dumber every single day Very good flick can't lie
Bruce Almighty or Evan Almighty?
>millions of little englunder girls raped by muslim cab drivers>oi dave let's paint some farkin' roundabouts that'll show 'em!Textbook cowardice. It shows in their cricket too.
>>150910298truthnuke
This novel should compulsory reading in all Ohio and Nebraska high schools Should be part of the curriculum Should be their Hamlet
>>150910353you've crossed the line now Fuck off B-noy
only good yank novel I've ever read is The Great Gatsby
really dire post that hit 10 pull-ups before thinking about posting again
not really, yanks are commonly considered average writersdon't start servin'
Forever serving the Poo S of gay He could have saved them
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_HoltHmm
shit my pants this morning
Part of the coward englunder seethe toward India is their ability to have an independent foreign policy. Englunder shits are beholden to their tyrant son, not like they can switch to Russia/China, they have to do what they are told, just like their paki bredrin
blud really got mindbroken by zachy lightly shitting on shitdia just to poke bard
*sounds of noshing off*
don't like worcs but was a bit kino that they lifted up the shirt during the trophy presentation ngl. won it for bard's boy Josh Baker (RIP)
The sea in Russian strategy is honestly very well written
I am just glad Hampshire lost Shithole
many UK flags but how many are white? probably none
I don't think britjeet would take a set off me at tennis really He might fluke a set on his home courts in Leicester but overall I am winning 19 of the sets out of 20
sick of this gimmickboth of you just do shite posturing and never actually set a venue and timeyou're both cowards avoiding each other
I'll bury him at tennis in Harrogate I have no reason to go Leicester, I bet the bouldering gyms aren't even good
need a good film rec ladslike a classic, no new rubbish (because cinema is dead). preferably one that's life altering or at least 'cool' with the letterboxd crew. like Paris, Texas or something
>>150910801Primer Blackbird Blackbird BlackberryPixote Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights
Lilya 4-ever
Beau is Afraid
>Pixotewatched that on /cric/s recommendation once. dire flick
Two Days in the Valley Naked Starring Greg Cruttwell
>>150910937it's an amazing film don't know what you mean children of God but less reddithttps://youtu.be/Oasmf_5K8qQ?si=1D87vPjCdVXKpKmN
Beau is AfraidThe Audience is Bored
It encapsulates something Sad the protag is dead now
>zachy repliesyikes. sorry lad but if I was asking for albums I'd 100% have time for your takes but not for this specific request
>>150911028The average human has an IQ of 100 and is perhaps partial to t20, so I am not surprised
Los Angeles Plays Itself Waking LifeAlpha Dog
or Beau is Afraid just wasn't gotinsisted upon itself
good*
nah beau is afraid is good
======================== /mu/ (zachy's lane)================================================ /tv/ /fa/ /biz/ (not zachy's lane)========================
The Wire is better than the Sopranos There is nothing with a Maharishi raincoat You should buy crypto
last good film rec I got from here was that Nick Cage film where he's an alcoholic (Leaving Las Vegas I think?)was like 3-4 years ago but turned out to be kino. might have been bard actually
It was me but I have an artist mate who despises Leaving Las Vegas
I'm watching the 1st season of The Wire and I just got done watching the episode where DeAngelo teaches the younger kids chess. I was blown away! I had to watch it a couple times to really pick up on it, but did you guys realize that when he was teaching them about the chess pieces, he was really referring to THEM being the pawns!It was so deep and meaningful, I am amazed by the deep symbolism of this.Do the later seasons continue on with masterful symbolism like this? This was truly the pinnacle of storytelling that I have ever seen on a television show, and I think I can confidently say The Wire is the best show ever made without even having seen the entire series.The acting is great too. Dominic West and Idris Elba really do a great Baltimore accent.
certain man>does not rate pynchon or joyce>does rate kaufman and /r/thewire
>>150910801everyone is watching la haine again I've noticed
mad how anyone can read the namibia chapter of v and come out thinking pynchon is anything short of genius
that neek once said the wire was 'Shakespearian'a literally brainlet lmao
Berlin is rightful Namibian clay
music such as can, the stooges and swansbooks such as gravity's rainbow, ulysses and infinifte jest films such as le trou (remux), taste of cherry, the mirror and justice league
If I were to travelling again I would like to check out Bulawayo, Zimbabwe Thing is, it involves (((airports )))And after 9/11 I am just not sure I can be fucked
no idea why zachy retired from travelling at 22tarqs are weird
namibia chapter so sickening not something I will ever forget
don't think anyone 'gets' pyncho novelsyou just go through them and think the experience itself is good enough. bit like a lynch film innit
>The barren islets off Luderitzbucht were natural concentration camps. Walking among huddled forms in the evening, distributing blankets, food and occasional kisses from the sjambok, you felt like the father colonial policy wanted you to be when it spoke of Vaterliche Zuchtigung; fatherly chastisement, an inalienable right. Their bodies, so terribly thin and slick with cloud, lay drawn together to pool what marginal warmth was left to them. Here and there a torch of bound reeds soaked in whale oil hissed bravely in the fog. A swaddled silence would be over the island, nights like that: if they complained, or had to cry for some lesion or cramp, it was baffled by the thick mists and all you heard was the tide, slapping ever sideways along the strand, viscous, reverberating; then seltzering back to sea, violently salt, leaving a white skin on the sand it hadn't taken. And only occasionally above the mindless rhythm, from across the narrow strait, aver on the great African continent itself, a sound would arise to make the fog colder, the night darker, the Atlantic more menacing: if it were human it could have been called laughter, but it was not human. It was a product of alien secretions, boiling over into blood already choked and heady; causing ganglia to twitch, the field of night-vision to be grayed into shapes that threatened, putting an itch into every fiber, an unbalance, a general sensation of error that could only be nulled by those hideous paroxysms, those fat, spindle-shaped bursts of air up the pharynx, counter-irritating the top of the mouth cavity, filling the nostrils, easing the prickliness under the jaw and down the center-line of the skull: it was the cry of the brown hyena called the strand wolf, who prowled the beach singly or with companions in search of shellfish, dead gulls, anything flesh and unmoving.
>>150912086>Muh accent The thing about the wire is that it wears it's flaws well. This was a total misscast and he should have been played by the actor who played Chris partlow, but you don't hear me going on about itSopranos is good don't get me wrong, but it's more of a soap opera, not particularly gripping
bet if you rewatched the wire now you'd think it was bang average
>>Muh accentliterally the last part of the post lmao. the big problem is it isn't very smart but thinks it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYuGNpOk5U&t=4slisten to the writing look at the pretentious I'M CINEMATOGRAPHING shots the show is not great
>>150912086heh..but the wire was alri fella
I don't rewatch anything because I'm not a literal redditor
>I'm not a literal redditor
>>150911319this explains a lot ngl
I have always said I prefer climbing to climbersMy conscious is clear
>>150912626not a bad take fella ngl
so excited to see one battle after anotherall the talk is that it is the film of a generation pta just "inspired" by vineland for it not trying to make a film around a fundamentally unfilmable author only concerned that it stars leonardo di caprio who routinely ruins films (was very good in once upon a time in hollywood though have not seen killers of the flower moon yet)
PTA is dire
boogie nights is undeniably good
doesn't constantly blowing smoke up your own arse get in the way of your enjoyment of media? are you able to enjoy something without a nagging grinding of cogs reminding you to mention this to someone? is it some mentality of being so unsure of one's experiences that your consumption of media may not even exist if you don't tell people about it?
DiCaprio looks absolutely awful at 50Shagging skinny models with iron board bodies on his yacht hasn't aged him well
here's the depth of discussion here: I watched something. I read something.
>>150913323Love it mate Keep up the good work
stop mumbling, but otherwise sounds neat
https://vocaroo.com/1a8T1Id9mdWpWhy did he delete
Sorry got my tabs mixed up - but happy to hear you don't mind it
Tattoos are absolutely repulsive Imagine if I like a tattooed a jumpluff on meCant think of anything more poor and grim
it's all reddit types getting them too which I don't like
2003's hottest take itt
>gen 2 pokemon
>stop mumbling t.my grandfather
>here, take my money for doing absolutely nothing you little tarq griftert. zachy's grandfather
>>150913520thisbut also this >>150913646
>>150910801Sorcerer (1977) dir. Friedkin
At some point you might get tired of ghosting women who understand you
>>150913869absolutely insane postI suggest meds then bed
>prepare for the ashes by play 12 thousand t20ssounds good lads
tonight I am watching (for the second time) Cure (1997) dir. Kurosawa (a different one)
Australian cable networks have decided that the Eng v Ire T20 isn't television-worthyCan't say I'll be writing in about it
My grandfather isn't even that rich worth 11 million MAXHardly Elon musk
just caught up with the controversy re the new wuthering heights film. insane stuff not even sure if they're adapting the novel
>nick cave is playing in Brighton next year https://youtu.be/BAMZYpZi_M4?si=0-Bj63Hn83e-pWpj
cricwatch.io/test-odi/ireland-vs-england-stream
>>1509133232 chord maj7 song sounds very summery 2nd best voc ever uploaded (after Soul Limbo ofc) cool drums and sound of your vocals, maybe throw in a unique bass line?Here's another 2 maj7 chord song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7cRrvDJXt4
Quite sad how Arthur cave died off a cliff in BrightonBrighton is a dangerous place desuPersonally, it is not where I will bring kids up
>>150914329going to see him here in aus saw him in 2022 with johnny greenwood playing bass for him such a good show
bit strange thoughhe was playing carnage stuff and lots of boomers were there wanting to hear into my arms or some shit. were literally walking out in anger while he was doing his modern stuff. one woman yelled out demanding he play john finn's wife and he went "no that song is so old" and she got angry and left
literally did not have a guitar in the band so I'm not sure what she was expecting
they are actively doing building demolition jobs in Gaza Somehow that's even worse than bombing the place with US missiles
>>150914411Yeah definitely acknowledging the bass is very basic at the moment.7th chords are a crutch for me, they're by far my quality and I generally tend to find my tracks gravitate towards themThundercat is an OG - I've got that song in my normie playlist lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=MtP84-0IVKRDJK8NSoonDo you reckon he will free Palestine?
by far my fav* quality
>>150910575New thread
fark we're just blowing through threads these days
We are hurtling towards death Snowballing towards the grave So naturally threads start moving faster
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>150914992>threads not moving faster, its just your perception of time speeding up as you agebruh.......................
Like Brian JonesI was born to swim towards a month agoTowards the Rolling StonesTowards me and youSwimming alone
Send me the basslines of the futureMy good sense doesn't win me any wars
been thinking lately
>>150915032what i have noticed recently is that I am starting to have to shave way more frequently than I ever imaginedIt's quite harrowing. But 3 days is becoming all the time a smaller percentage of my ''''life''
reminder that overton retired from test cricket for this
Notice Sonny Baker is bowling like complete shit again
love the french
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen_Ogleddreading up on this had no idea about it
I love my penis in French women's arse
not big on arses. like a finger in my bum like any man but will not touch a woman's anus
>>150915411Every day is a school day
>>150914710Based (i'd post my cover of Funny Thing but can't due to the englunder shitters itching for my voice to dox me) honestly really like your voc . Thundercat just released a couple new trscks btwIf you want to break off from maj7 there's always maj9, 6/9, mu major (add2), m9, m11 and 13th. This might be useful (i'm just a six string strummer not a reader)http://hakwright.co.uk/guitarchords/index.html
business idea: drive zachy to beachy head and show him the small print on his flat ownership contract
not that interested in sex anyway. time better spent on other things
what small print do you mean exactly you neek freak I own this property Could flip it tomorrow for 200
>does the donedon move of buying a flat / bedsit instead of a house when not in donedonstill can't get over this. what was he thinking? (he wasn't it's the biggest blunder since [some relevant chess reference])
>Jacob Bethell (c)
done a bake>>150915644>>150915644
yes mate I will buy a fucking house in the centre of York My parents aren't that rich you know
