>>150891202imagine the fucking stench
Konaté reportedly ran straight down the tunnel after the game to celebrate with Isa Slot #proudpappy
Did the redeem?
>Dave and citymong are in such dire straits that they're currently forced to use "Liverpool win again" as their ABL rallying callI cannot stop laughing.
>early>no fixturesSeething retard
>>150891237Liverpool genuinely smells like a sewer
002
>>150891252she'll have to ice her slot after i'm done with her iykwim
>>150891326Please be black
Just want to mention quickly that Wirtz dropped yet another disasterclass
>>150891202>do not redeem the slot
Having an absolute meltdown right now over the state of things
>>150891362He is now 006 and scored 0 points on FPL today :)
Mfw Isa scouts another Nubian gentleman for the squad
>>150891362liverpool are 5-0-0 tho at this point half their players could flop but if they still win it all it's fuckign pointless
Dave writing out his gay fantasies about black men again after another Liverpool win. Lad needs sectioned lol
>>150891438Yeah but... shut up
>Sneeds
Spurs already Spursy
Liverpool Football Club
you now remember brighton legend mahmoud dahoud
>>150891510Fucking hell, already? You should've heard the prolonged rimming Radio 5 was giving them just prior to the match as well.
>>150891408Why are they like this?
>Disgusting, sweaty, smelly, greasy, obese Angelos
>>150891202As an LFC fan its fucking disgusting. These 'people' are infiltrating everything like a virus. Disgusting creatrues.
>>150891408straightest Liverpoo fan
frankbros...
Spurs deserve this
While a draw would be ideal, would much rather Arsenal win tomorrow than City. City are the much bigger threat over the long run of the season.
>>150891869You're an Irish plastic. Fuck off out of my club.
>>150891883You're in 14th and leaking fans
Potter absolutely must be sacked.
>>150891895Liverpool are 14th?>>150891909Fucking hilarious.
>>150891202>>150891408This is representative of approximately 100% of the Liverpool customerbase
bring on man united chelsea matchy already
>manc plastic
Liverpool vs. Everton and Liversimp is busy screenshotting Arsenal fans even now Severe mental illness doesn't cover it He has Maggie Thatcher to thank that he's being 'cared' for in the 'community'
Starting to believe the irrelevant 14 talk
>>150891944>14th place seethe
>>150891986>LiversimpNever forget.
>>150891987Are you starting to believe that Wirtz is a flop as well or do you need another 4 seasons of this
I will never stop laughing at arsewog delusion. Never.
ScreenshotsReplying to himself laughing at said screenshotsThis is his life, it'll be going on until 6am
wolves are doomed
>>150892044I'm just glad he's kept on 4chan, he would be a genuine risk to children if he ever did leave his bedroom.
Lol scousaars are mentally ill
Who's gonna save west ham?
oooof fucking hell Wolves
>>150892034>irrelevant 14 seetheLmao. Not even going to ask which minnow. Will never be a big club
arsewog is fuming lol
>>150892079Imagine hatewatching anything.
>>150892078anyway Wirtz flop or no, pretty simple question
>mads hermansen is already benched by nippleman
Dave melty
>i-it you melting down anyway here's my 21st screenshot of Arsenal fans on redditLMFAOOOoOoOooooOoooooo!!!!!!!
>>150892089>more irrelevant 14 seetheWhatever helps you sleep at night little man
This is what happens when you have no job and just sponge off the dole, no structure to your life at all. Scousers are subhuman.
Absolute Dave meltdown lmao
Dave having a normal one today
dave on the ROPES
>>150892169>>150892173>>150892191Very organic posts
Don't care how angry it makes him I refuse to say Wirtz is a good player You HAVE to take a stand against terrorists
This is what happens when your homeless bussy gets assaulted by your Liverpool supporting brother
>>150892205>You HAVE to take a stand against terroristsso why do you support Arteta's Arsenal? haha
Thinking about the inevitable /mug/ today
>it's Dave>no i-it's him instead >IT HIM ACTUALLY probably 7am this time around he seems utterly livid
>ITT: Mental illnessSeek help
>9 point lead in September
your rattled mate
Utter Dave meltdown lmao
Wirtz is abysmal and the Net Spend Trophy is in serious danger
006
Well this is looking ultra retarded.
>>150892036career ending car crash is a pretty big injury tbf
>>150892266SESKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>United fans booing Garnacho's arrivalUnironically what is their problem
>>150892282Can't admit that they're the problem
>>150892272subliminal greggs messaging in there, cheekyxSteakbake just went up
>>150892206It's a very crude topic and I feel dirty even bringing it up, but the truth of the matter is Dave and his younger brother supported man city, but three years of sexual abuse from his brother left a sour taste in his mouth and he decided to support United. Where the confusion comes in is that his family saved up and took dave for holiday in Liverpool, where again he was terrorized by a younger scouse girls in a Steven Gerrard jersey who pulled his pants down (and commented that his willy looks like a button)
>strand larsen (their top goal scorer btw) benched >wolfe (their best lb btw) not even in the squad What the fuck is this moortuguese guys’ problem? Get my autistic brothers in your team or move them on to someone who’ll play them, we are trying to get to a fucking WC
>>150892324larsen is fresh from injury
>>150892313Maybe if he starts spamming the thread with images of Indian Liverpool fans, he'll get the attention he craves.
>>150892313Fucking Christ you're as messed in the head as Dave is.
>>150892352>Maybe if he starts spamming the thread with images of his potential rapists, he'll get the closure he needsRadical
Anyway enough about worthless Scousers West Ham are BACK!
>that feel when the autistic amorim lineup hits
remember when Dave would post that he has 'a little gary neville in him' and start giggling?
>>150892313Dave made the posts about being raped by brother and his uncle's wife stealing his inheritance in the Southhampton vs Liverpool midweek Carabao game last December. Fucking weirdo did that himself thinking people wouldn't laugh at him for being a sperg.When did he make the posts you're referring to?
>>150892415I remember when he blew his gasket over a scouser he dubbed Stephen being over 6'0 and claimed it was due to inhaler abuse
>>150892350Any idea why Wolfe isn’t in the squad at all? I’ll admit he hasn’t seemed like he was prepared to move up to this league already, but he got an assist in his last cameo, and did really well with the NT over two matches, so not even on the bench seems odd
I always forget that Richarlison has a fucking TOUCAN BEAK on him
>>150892465For me, it's his velociraptor wrists
>>150892459no idea m8
>>150892419it was during the ten hag era, if it was a late kickoff you always knew he was piss drunk letting us in on his little secret of having a class of 92 fig up his arse
>James playing RBChelsea win
your slop six match thread: >>150892526
Potter Out!
I feel like epl lineups are being published like 70 minutes before kickoff instead of the soulful 60 minutes exact. Utter woke nonsense
prince 'aary on another hatty......
>>150892645They are, they're doing it to fall in line with Uefa rulings: https://documents.uefa.com/r/Regulations-of-the-UEFA-Champions-League-2025/26/Article-55-Match-sheet-Online>Each team must have its match sheet submitted by its competent club official at least 75 minutes before kick-off. The match sheets are automatically exchanged no earlier than 75 minutes before kick-off.I do love the inclusion of the word "competent".The EFL are doing it as well.
>>150892543Thats GOD six to you irrelevant 14
>>150892645twitter lineup leak cartel is being destroyed as we speak mashalla
bitch ass nigga
CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB
>>150892645wonder who it could be
Cannot believe that Wolverhampton has zero points. Surely they have to sack Pereira atp
>west ham>conceding cornerspick 2
>>150892780He signed a new contract only yesterday lmao It didn't get anywhere near enough coverage (see also: how shit Wirtz is)
>>150892780They've just given him a 3 year contract.
>22 points from 7 so farAnother nightmare week for ya boi
>>150892802That was Strand Larsen, Pereira signed his contract extension on Thursday.
>allowing Dominik claver-lewis to score unto you Jah above
told you bozos it would be a Liverpool vs Crystal Palace title race
well spurs bros 2-0 down to 2-2 could be worse still early days for franknice to see xavi in the 10
>>150893100>5 point gap>"title race"
CHELSEACHELSEACHELSEA
tinpot league
Spurs still just a team of mercenaries with no spirit. If you build a mercenary team they have to at least be good mercenaries, not trash like Bentancur and Richarlison.I am honestly baffled they thought their current midfielders were good enough to challenge for top 5, let alone do better. Palhinha is the only one of decent quality, the rest wouldn't even make the bench of any of the top 4 clubs. They should at least play Gray every week and give him the best chance to grow into a quality better.
>>150893135they play next week
bit of ents before the man u game
>>150893250>spurs midfield autistyou can watch ange at forest you know
>>150893250They need Solanke to lead the line.
>>150893278>how dare you gave an opinionYou are a moron.Also I am not even remotely a Postecoglou fan. Major problems even in his first 4 months as coach.
>>150893278No doubt the Spurs thread will be bumped every day for 3 weeks again with his seethe
>>150893283still not enough. That midfield will lost to top half teams most of the time. Spurs couldn't even register a single shot after an hour against Bournemouth at home. That isn't down to Richarlison (who still isn't good enough), it's down to an inept midfield that cannot handle high press.
>>150893331you are welcome to have your opinion but we have all seen you post it multiple times nowdo you want to tell us about the bissouma ange relationship again?>>1508933383 weeks if we're lucky
>>150893338if it makes you seethe again aw (and it definitely will), its 100% worth it.
Frank is definitely getting the sack by new years.
>>150893386I am welcome to correctly label you a moron and a miserable little loser who cries over long-lasting threads.Love it when you need to strike a conversation with yourself to validate your mental illness.
>>150893400It shows you can't get over Spurs not winning matches. The epitome of a plastic bandwagoner.
>>150891297>Liverpool genuinely smells like a sewerBecause it's one of the few white cities left kek
>>150893436schizo
>>150893436>he still thinks a thread staying up for weeks is a good thing
>>150893250>Grayit's funny how much Frank hates him
>>150893433you know what i think spurs need amorim
>>150893441>Irish and mutts>White
>>150893502i dont think he hates Gray, its Tel he left out of the CL squad its just he is fighting for his place with Bergvall who has been playing wellGray came on at the end today and looked pretty good
>>150893560he looked pretty good for the 3 minutes he was on the pitch
>>150893620yeah fair enough was less time than i thought
>>150893469Of course it was a good thing. You embarrassing yourself by crying is proof of that.
we're 2nd
What school is Liverpool? Anyway big day for College Football
>>150893790You literally couldn't let the result go and then everyone else joined in bumping.
Robert Sanchez proving how completely shite he is as a goalkeeper again. He wasn't even good at Brighton, I don't know why Chelsea signed him.
>>150893898And you started crying like the sad act little autistic retard you are xD
>>150893950>the sad act little autistic retard you are xDYou don't own any mirrors in your house, do you.
Not so fast Utah fags
>Chelsea have bought like 10 keepers in the past 3 seasons and somehow the best of the lot is SanchezBaffling
>>150894002A HUGE DAY FOR POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD
Oh yeah, 75m defender, Fofana, is still a Chelsea player. I forgot about that.
clear offside, let's give the nerds some time to make some ai recreation
Chelsea will win
>>150893941>He was[...] at Brighton, I don't know why Chelsea signed him.that'll be why
>>150894431they'll be lucky to get a shot on goal
>>150894604Kek. They literally don't do any research do they.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfqN1HbKKBo
No Premier League team has ever made 3 substitutions within 23 minutes before
Is there an actual limit on many fouls you can make before you get a yellow or is it completely up to the referee? Or can a player make as many fouls as they want as long as it's not a clear yellow foul?
>>150894788Radio 5 got it a bit wrong, it's 21 minutes Probably still applies to 23 though
>>150894816Depends on how much of a control freak the ref is.
>>150895002So you can technically foul as much as you want as long as they're all very soft? That's kinda funny lol. I was wondering because Cucurella made a couple of fouls without any issue.
>>150895175Cannot believe the timing of my posts
Look at these 2 mid-table teams battling it out. Adorable :')
>>150894816It's completely subjective/arbitrary
Second yellows feel so much more harsh than the first ones players are getting. >>150895280Huh. Good to know. Thanks.
>>150895211are you the anon who can create goals across multiple games simply through the power of noticing?
2-2 /mug/ incoming
>ScouSAARs letting United Chads live rent free in their mindsBless their smelly little hearts
>>150895770Many such cases
>People actually thought Shitsea were going to win the league because they won the big prize Audi Cup
decent win for Amorim against a Big 6 team
Manure fans are NOT happy with their games being reffed fairly.
>>150893234is this the same rain that's pissing on man united vs chelsea?
Lol Tesco 006
>West Ham head coach Graham Potter's position is under significant internal scrutiny with the club now considering managerial alternatives.POTTAH
there'll be no /mug/ then... I'll tell the anons
>>150893986AW, you spent 4+ hours crying and trying to spam that thread. You are an autistic little loser xD
>>150896667>You are an autistic little loser xDPot, meet kettle.
Why is there an irrelevant 14 game at 8pm?
>>150896711you've done him again!
>>150896735none of that, thats my late night entertainment with my porridge
>>150896837>irrelevant 14>late night prison gruel>entertainment
>>150896896shut it you bourgeoisie PIG if its not beige and goopy or mid-table and below draws im not interested
>>150896837do you make it or is it takeaway?
£2bn spent to lose to United It's pathetic Nearly as pathetic as "my franchise just won so I need to spam 20 screenshots of Arsenal fan reactions" Liversimp But not quite!
*unclench*
>>150897483>nice, thanks>*enters*
>>150896735TV quota
i've already informed you there will be no /mug/ today.
a true bald fraud
in other news onana just had an assist ladalso he conceded the only shot on target Gaziantep had
>>150891202>washington dchey im a liverpool customer from DC, maybe that's me!
>wolfscan they win even a single game this season?
hehe
A terrible day for Arsemong.
>bruno fernandes has scored his 100 goals for Unitedinsane
>>150897867How many are penalties?
>>15089789739 i think
>>150891202Only downside to being good is you get all the gloryhunting Indians supporting your team
>>150897945Yeah that sounds about right
the pitch for blackburn ipswich
>007 passes
>>150897986Christ. No wonder it was called off.
>>150897999Benjamin Tesco Express
>>150897999Wait I just read that again, it's not even passes it's touches hahahaha
>>150897986>Non-league shitInto the bin it goes
>>150897999There's this academy lad called Joe Hugill who's also a striker and on a lankier side (albeit not as tall as him) he's currently being loaned out to some L2 side but I can guarantee if he played in this match he wouldn't do any worse than what Sesko offered
>>150898042dont care about the match just like puddles :)
>>150897580Had Sanchez not been a complete mong within the first 5 minutes Chelsea wouldve won. United were on the ropes since 70 mins>inb4 United were dominating those first 5 minutesthey always do>inb4 Sanchez was smart stopping a clear goalwrong. Its United
>>150898058:)
>>150898082>if Chelsea player played better Chelsea would have won
>>150897953>all the gloryhunting Indians supporting your teamyoure not kidding
>>150898082Maresca went full retard with the subs. Absolutely no need to remove Neto.
>>150898139>played betteryoure being an idiot on purpose here I hope?
>>150898142Ok, but at least this one is pretty funny because of the seethe it generates
COULDA. SHOULDA. WOULDA. YANITED WON. SIMPLE AS.
WE ARE BACK
>>150898174by the skin of their teeth.they have Sunderland next, watch Amorim play 5 defenders again
how are Wirtz and Isak doing at Liverpool?over €275m spent on those two
Why does a United win result in so much seethe and bitterness?
any reason Fulham and Brentford are both wearing away kits?
>>150898269because we were denied a /mug/
>>150898208COPE. SEETHE. DILATE. YANITED WON.
>>150898283thats fulhams home thougheverbeitwhy brentfords away kits are shit colored idk
>>150898283Fulham aren't
Chelsneed cant compete
>>150896796>>1508981168pm match thread if you missed it
>>150898311>>150898308I realised after I posted. looks like an old Bolton kit
>>150898300ah well guess amorin has to stay
>>150898326>1 shot on target>it was the goalUnited have got a serious problem
>Maresca on his subs: "They attack with five players so the idea was to defend with five players. You can defend with four at 11 v 11. The game probably changed after they conceded the red card also with Casemiro. We were much better."Imagine getting exposed by Amorim's 3-4-3
>>150898397If by problems you mean to many shag requests from your mum, yeah.
>>150898420I asked her she said no.I also thought that having your first shot on target happening in the 80th minute is shit, so theres that
>>150898326Why did the away team with 10 men from minute 4 have more possession?
>>150898461here>>150898398
>>150898461Because your mum is a slag
football is a bit shit overall this season
Gentle reminder that Floppian Auschwirtz is now 006.
>>150898398Maresca is a fraud, if Pacho didnt get a red card against Bayern and they had to field Beraldo I doubt they lose to Chelsea in the CWC final
>>150898484no?Ive bet on Liverpool every single week. its free money. its like everyone is expecting the refs to be fair lmao. its been obvious since the Coote scandal
>>150898499Sesko and Cunha too :)
>Chelsea boss Enzo Maresca has just been into the press conference room.>He said he would have preferred Robert Sanchez to let Bryan Mbeumo score rather than take him down and get sent off.>"It would be better to be 1-0 down with 85 minutes left, than have 10 men."Bravo Maresca
>>150898163>if Chelsea didn't have shit bozo players in their team they would be a better team
>>150898555or ORdont leave your area and then kick him in the leg?
could unironically see man u winning the league after this tbqh. real statement of intent.
>>150898555Yeah Sanchez is a retard. But Maresca picked that retard
>>150898499
Man city gonna beat the shit out of arsefags tomorrow
>>150898512yea they play good attacking football tbf, but this refball they keep getting masked as "jota is watching over us" is a bit fucked.
>>150898499he'll be back to 005 in a few days when he scores against Southampton and ABLs claim that only g/a in the league should count
>>150898576Every time
>>150898616how much did he cost?
>>150898616>scoring against Will Still is an achievementSouthampton are genuinely shit.
>>150898616They already don't count his first assist because of this cope narrative
>>150898636>>150898649>ABLs already pre-coping
>>150898682I only asked a question
>>150898499He genuinely seemed lost when playing for the NT aswell and a lot of people here are already calling him the next Havertz
Someone help me with the math here, how much is 60 million + 75 million?
>>150898731are you saying he will end up at Arsenal soon enough?
>>150898682I watched the South Coast derby last week and watched Hull v Southampton today, they are absolutely hopeless.
>>150898751Probably not, he isnt playing for Chelsea lol.If he genuinely flops Liverpool will try to ship him off to Saudi like they did with Darwin or Leverkusen takes him back on a reduced fee.
kino goal from Fulham
>United 3pts from 2ndAMORIM IN.
>>150898579Kek
>>150898731How do you keep convincing Liverpoo to buy your deadwood? Unironically based.
How many times has Casemiro been red carded for united?
>>1508991192 double yellows 2 straight reds = 4
>>150899119Was most retarded sending off ever.>get booked>gee I should be careful>no, go in late behind a playerIt should have been a straight red.
>>150899199what game were you watching, it was arguably a harsh second yellow
>>150899259>goes in late>goes in from behind>already on a yellowCOPE.
>>150899259>harshcome on now
Reminder that this team were genuinely outclassed against Grimsby and Burnley
>>150899289>>150899292im not coping, he cleanly got the ball and then kind of fell backwards while holding on to whoever it was, rewatch it.that being said he's a fucking retard for doing it to begin with and giving the referee a decision to make
>>150898731Yep he's abysmal. While Liversimp will try over and over to change the subject to Arsenal, WIRTZ IS DOGSHITE.
>>150899368It's so obvious that you can't point out Wirtz is shit (especially for the price) without him talking about Arsenal. Odegaard is shit but he didn't cost £115m. The issue is the MSM sucks off Wirtz saying he needs more time, but any other player? Looks shit. Gyokeres? Shit, despite 3 goals in 4 league games. But Wirtz? Nope. So I don't know why he gets so upset that 4chan points out Wirtz isn't very good, especially for the price. The media says Wirtz just needs more time, so maybe he thinks you can't criticise him.
>united finally win a game>this means dave has to spam about wirtz all daymake it make sense
Last week there like 10 clubs that scored 0 goals. This week it even be 0 clubs that score no goalsm
I think the ABLs got too giddy about the community shield. Reality is starting to hit them that Liverpool are going absolutely nowhere for the foreseeable future.
Going to need a Livercunt consensus on whether the Community Shield counts or if it doesn't
>>150898057Sesko won the flick on which resulted in the Sanchez red and should've scored two had Amad been quicker to pass. did you watch the game?
>>150899551going nowhere sounds negative. I know what you meant, they're at the top and they're staying there, just the term itself sounds negative to me idk
ScouSAARs absolutely seething for some reason
what you do when you get a hair in your food?do you just pull it away and keep munching or do you just outright not eat the plate anymore?
>>150899610mate he tried to hide from taking his Grimsby pen after ghosting against the league two side for 90 minutes
>>150899632You beat your wife.
>>150899632Can't Kuwait abide by that I'm afraid
>>150899632look to my left, then to my right, kuwait a few seconds to see if anyone notices, then use the hair to floss my teeth
I just realised Costco spent 50 odd minutes against 10 men and couldn't produce anything
>>150899487told that porridge eater predicting all 0-0 he was being a bit boring, but did he listen
>>150899632Depends who's hair
>>150899655understandable.>>150899774why would that matteryou're not gonna eat it are you
>Saturday 8pm game next Saturday tooso this is a permanent thing then?
>>1508997187 (SEVEN) touches against 10 men
>>150899824Maybe, depends on who's hair it is
>>150899859yeah new time slot looking to be permanent for more games on sky
>Kane scored his 9th Bundesliga hattrick today>x2 (P)>he currently has a 17/17 record on penalties in BundesligaSuch a shame he can't perform like he does for Bayern for England. Spoken to a load of German fans who say he's better than Lewa because he does more in the game than hog the box and is a way better passer, more intelligent (lol) and isn't a cunt (aka is likeable).Shame he didn't say in England to beat Shearer's record. Haaland will take about 5 more seasons to break it, so, by the time he is 30 he'll probably have surpassed it by a fair few.
just wanna watch Match of the Day but can't find anything
>>150899859this week is because of the league cupnext week is because of the CL
>>150899939MotD isn't on until 22:35 here. So you got another hour, anon.
>>150899939Isn't on yet It'll be on a BBC One stream just under an hour from now
>>15089995910:30 tonight Usually does start late though yeah no matter the proper time
>>150899119>for united?I liked how to worded this. made me wonder how many times he'd be red carded for another team, say Liverpool, in the same timeframe
>check spee>tfw no /mug/ Tonights not a good nights bro
>>150900104Scraping a win is a false dawn victory so it's fine
>>150900104we needed the win to keep amorim in the job laddy it's fine
>>150900057United have always been THE team in England who benefit the most from refereeing decisions.
>>150900104Man utd at old trafford is chelsea's boogey team anyways (same with fulham at craven cottage)Shartnited will drop points to brentford and sunderland
>>150899719You can never tell though tbf. Could have had fruits with the porridge.
I didn't realise how shit Brentford have been doing.
>Wirtz is ranked 109th for accurate long balls per 90 this season
>>150900564They spent like £70 million in the summer too
thinking about our matt this eveningtaken far too young
>>150900575what was his purchase fee?
>>150900663His real price or the media price?
>>150900675I feel like youre splitting hairs to waste my time. how dare you
>>150891755Racists aren’t welcome at our club, lad. Fuck off Tory scum.
>>150899861Corrrr bet your mum averages more touches on 10 men
>>150900886>Racists aren’t welcome at our club, lad.Short memory?>Tory scumYou're from fucking Ireland.
>>150900923Tory is an Irish loanword
moving up to 2nd tomorrow lads
>>150900970It comes from Conservatories who Thatcher used to be ruler of, idiot. Singular being ConservaTORY.
>>150901001Kek, fucking conservatories. Ice cold in the winter, oven in the summer, and closed the coal mines too. Cunts
>>150900901motd thread if youre arsed
Maresca made Rimjob look like a genius in comparison. Genuinely impressive.
watching my first MotD, thread finally reminded me at the right time. I'll keep you posted
made another cottage pie, but felt a little sheepish bragging about it around our humble porridge eater
Just burst out laughing after remembering that the limpet leaf predicated chelshit to win the league
just remembering how I predicted wolves to go down and getting jeered for it
>>150901232>predicated
>>150899999Based get.......
