>Lap:#8110>Countdown to Azərbaycan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150891144>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:206>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:217 (216 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+15)NOR: 293 (+18)VER: 230 (+25)RUS: 194 (+10)LEC: 163 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)Ferrari: 280 (+20)Mercedes: 262 (+14)Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)Williams Mercedes: 86 (+6)>2025 WEC StandingsNIG: 951.29 (+50.66)NOR: 936.19 (+78.17)TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)>News:Verstappen takes pole after record six red flagsPiastri rues ‘disappointing end’ after Qualifying crash in BakuMcLaren will “punch ourselves” over decision to run first in Q3 – NorrisCharles Leclerc “struggling massively” as Baku pole streak ends with Q3 crashHamilton says rivals had better tyre strategies after Q2 exit in BakuSainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for himAlbon calls his qualifying crash a “rookie error”Lando Norris breaks silence on relationship with model Magui CorceiroAzerbaijan Grand Prix extends deal until 2030
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Yeah, both mclel drivers are complete and utter shit
How can any F1 driver ever even compete with Max? Dude's not human
>>150893016>Sainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for him9-8, and he started losing 0-3
>>150893047genuinely hard to understand why they still have Norris when they're literally owned by Bahrain, sponsor money should be a non-issue now
I asked before and I'll ask again. How would you react when Max wins Singapore? You must know it's coming.
i hope brazilanons have a nice sleep and calm down
>>150893125cry and shit and piss and fart and cum everywhere
>>150893125Clap and kneel as always when he wins a race/pole qualy
>>150893126why?
>>150893125That will be definitely a cheatlaren slurper, maybe p3
>>150893144would bathe in that if he wins
>>150893125Probably neutrally.
these threads get so tiresome to read when max spammers get their dopamine hit
this cheatlaren is probably the most dominant car of all time, and the only thing people will remember about this season is max's performance
>>150893197quali should have gone on for 62 minutes longer
>>150893203Great, isn't it.
being a fan of a driver more than a fan of a team is a little bit gay in these metrosexual times
unicorn assisted pace
>>150893179Could you imagine what it felt like when poois was wdc for 7 years? Good golly, the horror. And I also noticed that the indononce is dead and forgotten. Thank god.
>>150893196She should take my seed (forcefully)
>>150893094And who do you replace him with? It's shitters all around
i love george russell (no homo)
i love charles leclerc (yes homo)
>>150893277>And I also noticed that the indononce is dead and forgottennah, he has broken this place. you have 2 modes. crying about him or spamming amx amx.
Bortobros... we didn't make to Q3 this timeit's over>>150892118>>150892127what an emotion roller coaster this race was>wobblerscreaming.mp3>>150893126thank you
>>150893076He's just the only non-shitter in a somewhat decent car, anon.
>>150893493hanoi
>>150893326>And who do you replace him with? It's shitters all aroundVerstappen, Alonso, Hülkenberg, Albon, Tsunoda, arguably Russel and a good number of retired drivers would run away with the championship in this year's McLaren and PS3 as a teammate.
>>150893094porris has been groomed by fat brown since he was a kid, he won't let go of his favorite fucktoy
>>150893509hadoch
>mclaren mighty in the first 2 corners and straights between>for pisstri it was good enough to score purple first sector>for norris it was good enough to be ahead of max>with every second into the lap mclaren starts being shitter>so shit piastri crashed it in a slow corner>so shit norris lost to every other car on trackstill people blame norris, while pisstri crashed equal machinery
They should put a better jap in the redbull. Yuki kinda blows
>>150893569i dont understand this post
>>150893326I would take Tsundere over him
>>150893584Were you just pretending to speak Swabian, Spain?
>>150893196watch out for the bird poop!
Deep down we all know Norris will win the drivers champion over Piastri. McLaren does not want Piastri to be the winner, they only want Norris to win it. They will do everything in their power to make sure Piastri gets fucked over
Things that happened today:>your team mate and title race leader starts to crumble>another Leclerc humiliation>HAM Q2 exit >the guy Ferrari fired in P2 to round out their day >Russell lost to a kid that could barely stay on track >Tsunodas job being in more danger than ever despite him doing well >Aston being in purgatory >Bearman crashed out >Colapinto might have crashed out of his job >Alpine being even more embarrassing than usual >people questioning Ocons existence >whatever Albon was doing >the consequences of Hülkenbergs faustian bargain start to kick in more and more Yet somehow, you still found a way to end up as the biggest loser of the day. How do you feel?
>>150893076even crazier he does it in the sikth fastest car
>>150893614noooo, hanoi stands for honda aramco or arabia saudi newey oldest man alive and israel
>>150893637Rosberg won 2016, anon. It can be done.
>>150893582put juju in the car and get brownie points for first female driver in five decadesyugi scores no points anyway
>>150893651>Russell lost to a kid that could barely stay on trackTo be fair, he supposedly has a viral infection not the coof tho.
>>150893651it's insane how fucking shit this guy is
>>150893651yeah let's just cut the pretend where even good drivers weren't getting caught out by wind gusts
>NARG outqualified NARB
chad NARB is battling flu btwand he's still top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ymKHrAgxohwy isnt jorge here? stupid cheater, i hope that the cheater police is arresting him
>>150893655>hanoi stands for"Hanoi!" literally translates to "Well, no!" or "Oh no!""Hajoa!" means "Well, yes!".And "Hadoch!" mean "Well, yes!", but with the "yes" negating a negative (like the "si" in French).
>>150893703ahhhhh so tahts why he isnt in the post quali driver react thingokokokoposicion para fernando????? question
how did he crash at the easiest corner
>>150893736ok
AMX AMX SUPER AMXSUPER SUPER AMX AMXAMX AMX SUPER AMXSUPER SUPER AMX AMXAMX AMX SUPER SUPER AMX
>>150893203what an amazing racist he is
double mclaren dnf and max winsthen what happens to papaya rules?
piastri wanted to go big, and crashed as a result it's respectablenowins tried to do a safety lap, abusing his illegal car and still crashed, loser trash
>>150893736Only if he gets sick enough to miss the race tomorrow. Alonso was outqualified by him.
Here's the new FIA president, say something nice about her.
>>150893798that's a scenario i didn't even think ofkek, imagine the mclaren pit wall if they had to team order porris for piastri
estie bestie dsq
soooooooo embarrasing, he replied to the wrong post
>>150893752hahahahano
>>150893826Best looking FIA president so far.Also not an Arab.
>>150893826She looks like the kind of woman that'd be the head of HOA
>>150893814>>150893752There
>>150893826She's not bad looking for a woman in her mid-late 30s
>>150893862If you're disqualified from qualifying you shouldn't be able to race
>>150893856jajaja, it was just a jokeeee>>150893862posicion para fernandowill they allow him to start the race? what about the 107 rule
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
>>150893859she is 28>>150893914the rule is that you need a time within the 107% of the pole last
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did i FORGET ABOUT THERE BEING A FUCKING RACE WEEKEND TODAY AGAIN DEPSITE WAKLING IN TIMME TO WATCH THE STRERAMAND OF CORUSE OSMRTIGHNF UCKING HAPPENS AGAINNIGGERNIGEGENGIRNGIERGNEIGNERIGNRIEGNRENEIGNRIG NGINGNIGNGINGINGINGINGIG NGINGINMGI NGUFCK IFUCK FUCK WHYWHAT THE FUCK DOYU MEAN 6 RED FLAG WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT SAINZ ALMOST GOT POLE INT GIUODEHROIFDSJGIO0DSFRHGIOFGJFIDOGJERTIOGRWHUGIWREOHIUGGWRHIOUJ,KMOGDFIJKOFGDPMDSFGKLMJ;K;LJFGSDZ;GJKFLDSGFDJKLSKLGFGFDKLDFGLKAFUCCCCCCCCCCCKIOPOFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY DOES HTI SAlwaysh appROGT OTM EOH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFUUUUUUUUUUCJKfUCCKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>150893826She looks like amx's mum
>>150894013calm down
>>150894013dont worry you didnt miss a thing
>>150893125
>>150894046DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH ALL DAY YELLING AT LOW IQ IDIOTS INCOMPETENTS TRYING TO FUCKING SELECT A POULTRY 4 DOORS UPSTAIRS FOR THE LAST 3 FUCKING DAYS BECAUSE I HAVEN'T RERNEWED MY LICENSE YET NAD NEED TO FUCKING DRIVE AORUND WARSAW DO YOU KWNOIW HOW IT FUCKING HELLS HOW FUCK HOW IT FEELS TO DEAL WITH THESE GENIUSES THAT CAN'T EVEN DO THAT AS OFFERS KEEP FAILING AND DISAPPEARING AS THINGS BECOME MORE AND MORE SFCARC EAND RARE FJIO ASOIJDDFi can't fucking deal with this anymore I am out of patience ONE HUMILITTION RITUAL AFTER ANOTHER EVERYTHING NOTHING GOES ACCORDING TO FUCKING PLAN
>>150894120the waffler of warsaw
>>150893826Oh great, now the twinks are going to get even more preferential treatment.
>>150893918the point of that rule is to get rid of cars that are dangerously slow and cause problems in the race. that's not really a problem in modern f1. maybe they'll get lapped once or rarely twice not like 6 times
>>150893862Albon up to P19!
>>150894071I will maybe calm down if you can send a nuclear submarine or bomber to harass this flag >>150894167 for his insolence
>>150894221Don't worry lad, we're killing ourselves from the inside anyway. Just like Ferrari.
THE STREAK... IS OVER...
>>150894279for the better, it would be really embarrassing to lose another race from pole
>>150893710>yeah let's just cut the pretend where even good drivers weren't getting caught out by wind gustsBut Max did just fine.
>>150894293>loses from pole multiple times in a rowI take this as a sign that he could win the race from 10th.
CHECOOOOO PEREZ !¡
>>150894279>>150894400you can never break chuck longer than 30 min, he will always believe again
>>150894073>dont worry you didnt miss a thing6 red flags and rain catching out many drivers and slow cars up front doesn't feel like nothing
>mclel trannies seething>hamiltard schizos seething>britbongs seethingwhat a lovely eveningabsolute death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton
>>150894442wtf i love mexico now
>>150893826hello beautiful is you single
>>150893196TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150894390cute!
this is playing thru lando's head tonight while he reflects on yet another bottle:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMIvMdCL2H4
>>150893826>the new FIA presidenti don't see it
sexo lap
>>150894765>i don't see itHow about now?
PPMG (please post more gimi)
>>150894900BPPMGDgimi
>>150894791almost as if he clicked into the curb ffs. hacks.
>>150894791Something about this lap makes me feel like I might need a new Lenovo. Strange.
>>150895053he is just ugly, not black
>>150895053belgian dna
alobros... if jorge dies, charles and oscar start from pitlane, kimi gets a penal we will start p7, with a nano salida p5, big thingssss tomorrow
>>150895053He had a black ancestor from his Belgian side
Nothing can stop whats coming
>>150895197and wats comings? let's jusr say.my peaits
Is Lando and Sainz’s friendship based on their shared midwittedness?
>>150895053La creatura del paises flamenco…
Lads What if max wins the remaining races
>>150895197you also have found grounds to get 4chan taken down, just like I have in the past few weeks, and will also make the bold claim that in 2 weeks 4chan will not be a thing anymore, even though most here will think this is a joke?wow I thought it was only me.
>>150895276most remaining tracks will suit cheatlaren though
>>150895226its a surprise, not telling>>150895237i see carlos closer to charles during the f1 weekendmaybe outside of work he is closer to lando, but i want to believe that he isnt
>>150893318>messes your town up for a weekend>NOOOO cheapskate, you can't get a glimpse for free. Buy your ticket!!!!If Liberty had the ability, they would definitely board up the windows of the houses around the track.
MAX MAX SUPER MAX
"gimi"
piastri is a fucking disgrace, you cant do that when you are fighting for the championship
>>150895665nowins is a disgrace too, any decent driver would have capitalized on the situation, what does nowins do? absolute, total KWAB
>>150895665yeah being that boring is unacceptable
>>150895687lando, at that point, should have crash completely, he already knew that his lap was ruined, at least that way max is p4 and you can battle for him for the win, now the best he can get is p2
>>150893080>>Sainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for him>9-8, and he started losing 0-3Proudy is underrated, not for his peaks but for his capability to do decent in any car he gets, like a reverse RicciardoRB or Merc would easily be P2 in constructors with him on the second seat ( and Ferrari have a bigger buffer)
>>150895699west mclaren mercedes sexo
>>150895699
All around me are familiar facesWorn-out places, worn-out facesBright and early for their daily racesGoing nowhere, going nowhereAnd their tears are filling up their glassesNo expression, no expressionHide my head, I want to drown my sorrowNo tomorrow, no tomorrow
The gap between the best (Max) and 2nd best (who cares at this point) driver on the grid is easily the biggest it's been this century in F1.
>>150895665This whole "title fight" is disgraceful
>>150896068>nigga forgot 2002
>>150896141We're in the post pandemic century though
>>150896141He's about 4 times as dominant as Schumi was then.
>>150896305Can't dominate without a dominant car.Which is exactly why he is NOT dominant right now.
>>150893094He's the Liberty Media mixed race goblin, it's not about money its about giving the shitskin the best car to try and demoralise fans of the white man's sport. We've seen this exact scenario before.
how does trump's india visa tariff affect f1?
>>150896305at this rate amx is a better qualifier than the michael ever was
>Schumi never got to see Max absolutely ass-blast Lewis Hamilton, thusly restoring Schumi's honour
>>150896437Oh, don't worry. He's watching every race from the privacy of his Swiss home.
>>150896474>forced to watch f1 with jean todtworse fate than death
>>150896474I'm sure his eyeballs are receiving the light and information emitted from the TV but unfortunately there isn't enough brain activity to process it
>>150896533>>150896620He's fine, anons.Don't buy the official story. You're better than that.
>>150896338Only idiots are unable to separate the driver from the car. Are you an idiot?Max is more dominant as a driver this year than he was last year.
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>>150895665Literally doesn't matter. He can get P2/3 from any starting position thanks to that rocket ship, and his only opposition is a teammate who chokes every time there is a whiff of success.
>>150896780>more dominant as a driverYou really do not understand what the word "dominant" means, do you?
>>150896733Michael, is that you?
So how will Sainz fuck this up this time?
>>150896879If I was him I'd never admit to that, anon.
>>150896900he won'the will however follow this weekend up by not progressing to q2 or scoring points for the rest of the season
>>150896900By taking out Max in T1
>>150893016>McLaren will “punch ourselves” over decision to run first in Q3 – NorrisMy man you hit the walls like you were in a bumper car in Q3
Just watched the qualifying.Was hoping for another red flag to cancel the session, but Norris absolutely kwabbing it is better. If only Hadjar did a slightly better time.
>>150893364>he
>>150897111He is hot as hell. Albon's a lucky guy.
>>150897076McLaren's fault for giving him such a terrible car
How come nearly every time there’s a crazy qualifying and mixed up grid, AMX still ends up qualifying in the front row?
>>150897168shitters will be shit
>>150897168mad men understand mad situations
>>150894279>>150896020>>150894464>you can never break chuck longer than 30 min, he will always believe againFerrari broke bigger men way sooner, i'm legit impressed with SharlsAt this point i believe the "just check out mentally" attitude is the only thing that allows drivers to survive there longer if you don't have the skill and crew to mold the whole team into shape like Schumacher didGerhard Berger comes to mind as another driver with such a mentality, given he did that to himself twice
>>150897168unprecedented levels of racism
>brilliant, brilliant for Norris>finishes below everyone
>>150897228china is currently analyzing his brain activity, they'll know
rolling for 7 safety cars tomorrow
>>150897168that feet arch is 10/10, Newey-tier design
>>150897316not enough, roll for more
the ideal bf looks like bearman and has sainz's personality
>>150897332zero safety carsthe crash is so big they simply cancel the race
>>150897316I'm hoping for at least 2 red flags for barrier repairs
>>150897087yeah it's too bad, abdul
>>150895687>capitalize in a car that crashed 5 minutes earlier because was not able to turn in a slow cornergo back on youtube or reddit or whateverwe respect Norris here because he creates so much seethe, even Max is loved and glazed by normies, so our soldiers are Amx, Norris and Stroll
>>150895911is that before or after he gently drove in to the wall at monaco to cheat and stop qualifying so he would keep pole
>>150897405>we respect Norris here
>>150897405based take.
which driver currently on the grid would you call satan? norris?
>>150897405/f1/ has never respected norris, even when he raped ricci ardo in '21 and '22, nobody particularly cared about him here. gasflip wanted his babies for a while though
>>150896839its not only about winning, but in which way
>>150896900as long as he takes theinside behind max, lolson shouldnt try anything stupid
>>150897512keep basing your entire life around abrahamic fairy tales and one day you'll end up cut, bro
>we respect Norris here
>>150897405top-tier ragebait
>>150897562so who do you think is the satan of f1
>>150897582brits
true contrarians cheer for ocon, lawson and I guess gasly's become irrelevant enough as well now
good people support chuck, sainz, alonso and russell
>lawson 3rdred flag after turn 1
the only true contratian here is the indononce
>>150897625>russellno
good people think that only max deserves to win any race on the current grid, and maybe alonso
>>150897625>jorgeno, he is my enemy
good people don't visit this website
Good people support Alonso, Bortoleto, Max, Charles and Hulkenberg.
>>150897662alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>150897662>good people >thinkpick one
>>150897694ocon invented drs because hamilton left colapinto on the table, bro.
>>150897685im a good person, i made mistakes in life that lead me this way, but never out of malice
>>150897087>If only Hadjar did a slightly better time.He's playing the long game, he's becoming aware they want to promote him and ruin his career
>>150897719of course he is, abdul
>>150897710thats so funny, i didnt replied to the one you did ealier because the captcha was fucking me
>>150897710this shit is getting out of hand
>mfw medshitters rigged the pozbois 24-0 USaids
Didn't realise how grim it is tbdesu
*wins*
anyways
>For me???? WTF.
>>150893197a truly /relentless/ quali
>>15089776411 wins and 74 poles at the end of chuck's ferrari stint in 2037, you know it's going to happen
>>150897387It was meant that Hadjar is between Norris and Piastri. Would've been a lot more fun if Norris, given the opportunity to punish Piastri, finished last of the qualifiers to only start 1 place ahead by default.Would've been even better if that wall touch wrecked the car, but oh well.
>>150897512mercedes is the great satan>>150897770argies are trully mysterious creatures
>>150897764sharl has legit wasted his entire career with shitrari
>>150897764You weren't supposed to look this up. Delete it
fun fact: ocon has only ever outscored one of his teammates (kwablonso)
>>150897764whats that? drivers with more gps for ferrari? shouldnt massa be there? 6,7,8,9(half),10,11,12,13yeah, i recall that last season charles made as many podiums as alonso as a ferrari driver, with more gps and better cars
>>150897800(also his gf will be a darker shade of charlotte in every 4 years)
>>150897800If I was LEC I’d start:>converting more poles to wins>dating a large breasted woman
>>150897865sexo con latinas
>>150897836that's hotwhat's his stance on getting cut?
>>150897815yes abdul, I agree
>>150897690ask her where is she going in 2026
>>150897883everyone now remembers that photoshoot
>>150897902
>>150897849Leclerc has 3 more grand pricks for Ferrari than Felipe baby (and 3 less wins)
>>150897896the things I would do
>>150897871>>150897865She’s not Latina she’s Anglo-Spanish
>>150897921>(and 3 less wins)this is even more impressive considering belipe won 0 across 2009-2013
>Puts it in the wall and potentially ruins his WDC chances>He's not worried at allHow did he know Norris would bottle it?
Fact: most F1 drivers are manlets that get skinny womanlet instawhores so they don't look even smaller than they already are. The drivers actually prefer big tiddy gf's. Now someone post the .webm of the slut noticing Norizz is smol, I ain't doing it because I'm eating rn.
>>150897921not great, but to fair, the 6 7 8 ferraris were great cars, but to be even fairer he had kimi and michael in the other ferrari, charles had vettel, lol, hamilotn, lol, and carlos>>1508979661*, and to be fair, only the 10 car was able to fight for wins
>>150897260Scanning Charles Leclerc's brain for activity must be quite a similar experience to scanning white noise from space for signs of intelligent life.
>>150897991
>>150897982>How did he knowbrazil 2024
>>150897941i would have sex with her
We're going to get a stinker of a race where Max just drives off into the distance. He's too machine-like to make races interesting.
>>150897991>The drivers actually prefer big tiddy gf'ssource?
>>150898017im so ready for usa next
>>150898043it'd be a shame if something were to happen
>>150897865I've seen the pictures and they don't seem to be that big there
>>150897991>Models are thin ->>This girl is anorexic ->>That means she must be a modelNot a good look at all.
>>150898068we are expecting
>>150898052>ready for usaYou mean this one?
>>150897982Oscarhashiseyes.jpg
>>150898068The leaks are over 3 years old now.She’s grown massively since then.
they imprengated the same whore
And after allThe type O negative painted the wallsAll the irreparableDamage to your skullThey said your brain may never be the sameBut at least you’re stillOne of a kind
>>150898052Some interesting specimens in America.
>>150898118Well they are two bulls
>>150898112Natural (pregnant / put on weight / was still a young teenager in the leaks) or gone the plastic route?
>>1508981123 years ago she was 15...
>>150898187>was still a young teenager in the leaksBad, anon!
>>150898017that woman walking next to him must literally be a pygmy
>>150898207>JAJAJA
It is actually impossible that tomorrow will be a slurper because there are far too many shitters on the grid even still.
>>150898187they are natural, and soooo good nigga, mannn i want to have sexo con latinas
>>150898131
anyway, here's wonderwall
>>150898271He once requested Heal The World, by Michael Jackson
>>150898187Natural growth.
>>150898237>impossible that tomorrow will be a slurper >here are far too many shitters on the gridHow about: Big crash into turn 1, lap 1. Race red flagged. Restart. Crash into turn 1. Race black flagged.
>>150898296kinooooooooto the last man standingin that case he could just do 1 lap and pit, and wait for the, what was it? 3 hours timing?
What about sunrise? What about rain?What about all the things that you said we were to gain?What about killing fields? Is there a time?What about all the things that you said was yours and mine?
>>150898240i think she is cheating with pushup bras
>>150898271and here's imagine by john lennon
the closest to that was monaco 96, right?, only 3 drivers>>150898346they look the same to me, i dont think she even uses bra
>>150898215I don't know who she is. She looks like she could be 20 years old, or 40. No idea.That she's going braless suggests plastic.
told my friend whos new to formula one jorge is the good guy
>>150898393you son of a bitch
>>150898340>he could just do 1 lap and pitHe isn't competing, anon.
>>150898393devious
>>150898346That is what people are getting excited over? They genuinely look small on her, big gap between them and the left is a droopy mess pointing off to the side..
both mclels are gonna kwab tomorrow
Formula legends on switch 2 sucks why can't I downshift manually?
>>150898411is there a rule that he needs to compete?well, how are the rules, because maybe he doesnt qualify, is a % on the total race or in the race distance they do? in the first case, he would classify in the second case he would win the race
>>150893826Ugly.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
>>150898393evil much
>>150898393trvth nvke
>>150898470He needs to take part in the qualifying to qualify for the race for one, anon.Also, I don't think He even has a superlicense.
>>150898519kino setup
>>150898549so you are a funny guy
>>150898531something about williams drivers...
>>150898590>>150898531They can't turn left all right.
>>150898585Hehehe.
https://youtu.be/du5MTpVHNLI?si=Pg193UORWTkKGCp6&t=146>that afternoon was unfairEMOTIONAL DAMAGE hahahaha kek kwab fu gypsy
reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points
>>150898688what did the pozfags and USaids say?
>>150898647Jejeje.
>>150898703USAIDS has been shut down
>>150898721That's good to hear. Aids should be shut down worldwide. Particularly in Africa, where people seem to suffer most from it.
>>150898688It was a divebomb and Hamilton avoided a collision.
how can they be saved? do we even want to save them?
>>150898758the funniest thing about africa is that everyone there is cut, and this was done with the goal of reducing AIDS, but the AIDS in africa is the highest on the planet, so not only are they cut, they're also pozzed
>>150898721Gtfo cutfag
>>1508988032027 will save them
>>150898803>do we even want to save them?the team I dislike the most. they're absolutely disgusting
>>150898797>Hamilton avoided a collision.And also a whole corner.
>>150898797>brakes don't existI'm done arguing with pozfags, btw
It's so over for Norris that even the g*rmans are making good jokes at his expense
>>150898797why didn't hamilton just increase the gap so amx couldn't divebomb?
>>150898809thank you dr. aids, you really put the fun in fun facts
>>150898803why do you want to save them before hamilton has had his first real regretti?
>>150898803You don't save some that doesn't want to be saved.
>>150898803Luca di MontezemoloJean TodtRoss BrawnPenelope Kvyat backstage massages
>>150898850>>150891931Which was the first?
>>150898890It's an oldie, about 80 years ago.
>>150898850käk>>150898839back to /pol/, saar
you now remember rainbow vettel
>>150898953Vettel was so weird in hindsight. On hand hand he wanted the V10s back and was rocking the German flag like noo other driver before but then he went full on green-rainbow-BLM cuckery.
>>150898953helmet goat>>150898979its called being well adjusted
>>150898994>Betteru>Sebasu-chanCute.
>>150898979sometimes I wonder if his wife kicked him out during 2020 and we just didn't notice
I always thought 'bottling' was a uniquely British phrase. Kinda funny seeing it all over the internet now.
>>150898803I don't care about them and their shitty cars. Also public companies are soulless and Enzo is a retard for not getting a proper offspring to hand over the company.
>>150898979He reached optimal icon status and wasn't properly aligned to (((their))) interests, so no doubt was discretely cornered in some hotel lobby where it was explained to him that manufactured evidence of him being a diddler was at the ready should he not immediately begin following the script given to him.
>>150899028it isyour terms get borrowed because of footy and to a lesser extent f1
>>150899028Nah, we Germans use it too. Example:>Herr Norris hat's heute mal wieder so richtig geflascht.
>>150899028'Flasche', bottle in German, has been used to call someone a failure for ages as well.
>>150899028that's bo'ohing
>>150899028My dude, we are already speaking ENGLISH. British slang being used globally should not be a surprise.
>>150899028I don't like it. It's like everything being "mega". Why not call Lando a choke artist? But then I understand it's a British sport so whatever.
>>150899090I speak American goddamnit.
>>150899110You speak stonecoal Englisch
>>150899101>choke artist?
I don't actually speak any of the words I type out loud, so I am not speaking english right now
>>150899201You should though. You guys have a funny accent.
>>150899201yeah vettel died in hockenheim back then...
>>150899135>>150898953>the bees>the gays>the ukraineshow does ONE man fall for every single psyop
finna bout to go doggin in the park as soon as the misses comes home
>>150899323what the dog doin?
>>150899201gotta say, Vettel didnt have the skill to drag the Ferrari to a championship against the Mercs, dont know if anyone had. But I respect that he was target locked on winning the WDC and didnt settle for a comfy 2nd place, without taking risks, but ending up outdriving himself more and more. He embraced a whatever it takess approach, and failed, before his career fizzled out
>>150899283If you're not for bees, you're for the honey mafia.If you're not for gays, you're against half the current F1 grid.If you're not for Ukraine, you're for Trump and Putin.Not much choice there.
Tomorrow
I like dutchies because they have the same flag and make spykers which are kinda gebaseerd
>>150899426>they have the same flagas France, turned by 90 degrees, yeah.Colour scheme's kinda boring though. I think they should have some orange in there. They love that colour and it's way more unique.
>>150898979>>150899024>>150899283Nah, Vette always has been a softie at heart and is aware of how that makes him look.He was just portrayed in bong media like a ruthless machine which was hilarious for anyone else, because he was nowhere near msc who could whip out his ruthless side when it was necessary
ngl i have started liking george more
>>150899072Notably
>>150899589>msc who could whip out his ruthless side when it was necessaryOff-track? Nah. That was also just Brit fabrication.
>>150899426I regret to inform you that Spyker no longer exists.
>>150899597then lie next time
>>150899589British sports media is just biased, and it was worse than it is now during the Schumi and Alonso-Hamilton-Vettel eras, anyone who won against McLel was a ruthless machine
>>150899690british media in general is irredeemable
>>150899746Ever since they abolished page 3 grills. I move we replace Sky F1 with a LLM + text to speech, using Boxxy's voice.
>>150899402if he takes out both of them he would cement himself as max's best teammate
>>150899806It's not productive to do it when it will not win Max the WDC.
>>150897896i want to impregnate the red dress one so fucking much
>>150899947hes only at 5 points he can easily do the next 3 races
>>150893016It's up.https://youtu.be/OMALHD9A9Yk?si=j9N-_Vch35w6u916
max has never done better think about that
>>150900169peter is a lestappen scholar?
how are you gonna spend your time until the race
>>150900179Translation:Lewis Hamilton drawn by Fernando AlonsoNotice the 'boy' line that Fernando drawn on Lewis's neck.
>>150900217you know how
>>150899652>Off-track? Nah. That was also just Brit fabrication.Absolutely, boobens himself said that he wasa different man off-track, to be fair msc was aware of this and even played with it, because if you're made out to be the villain anyway than you might as well have some fun with it kek>>150899690True, it's almost comical in some situations
>>150900254i might drink tonight i'm in dire need of finding new ways of coping effectively
>>150900217Reading this thread, watching bullshit on youtube and fapping to porn.
>>150899379I found him a bit gay over team radio when he was younger i.e. back in the Webber time, but they all seem to be when they're youngI got to like him a lot more as he got older though and basically share this view
>>150900196imagine mekkies getting a double podium in this season
Any RAIN tomorrow? GUSTS and BRANCHES and LEAVES? Chance of drivers SHITTING themselves?
>>150899802wow, i wonder why MP Clare Short (photographed in 2011) was against this?
>>150900396dammit, forgot pic
>>150900396>2011She was jealous of Formula 1 driver Mark Webber's wife Ann Neal, and thusly started to hate all super attractive women.
>>150900377we're gonna have all of that PLUS 10 penalty points for ocon and a crash from stroll
>>150900377this race is gonna have at least 2 red flags
7 safety cars
>>150900377looks like ocon
>>150898131Bob. Bob had bitch tits
>>150898519>Do you like Phil Collins?I have two ears and heart don't I
>>150899090>My dudeI wrap my hands around your throat and kill you
>>150900608As do I. Whatchu gonna do about it?
>>150899110Calm down pal and have a Big Gulp
>>150900700Cry on them
>>150900742Based. I shall be watching that movie again. F1 related because it features Brad Pitt, who features in that recent F1 movie I genuinely can't remember the name of.
>>150900705now THIS leaf speaks 'muricun
hell yeah brother go get a refill for me
>>1509008147-eleven-chan has disappeared where I am, it's all gas station chain shops, no cheap fountain drinksNow you see why leafs are all such doomers on here, no more 75-cent sugar rushes
>this race was cinema>cinemagod i hate youtuber comments so much more so that the fucking jamaican negro poster itt
Kek at Ferrari. No wonder the Italians still smoke a lot
>>150893826i'd rape her
thinking about him
>>150893826She can tickle her butthole with her hair by leaning back
>>150893016Hamilton out in Q2 in the second fastest car. IT'S OVER
>>150900169I listened to all of it. I learned nothing.
>>150898803Its over
>>150894791this man has a synchro rate of 100% with his car
saar kill max t1 NORPIARUSWINSLOL
>>150900292stop crashing out over bussy
>>150901093no waysaars respects amx way too much to touch him
>>150900944
Piastri crashed and still starts right behind Norris.
>>150901171I don't like this. Crashing out should relegate you to the back of the grid.
>>150901184Why? He got into Q3, so that means top 10.Sure, if you have to change parts of the car after quali, then that violates parc fermé conditions and might come with further penalties. But crashing alone doesn't mean much.
>being a walking caricature of the fat brown 'jak memeGrimmi
>Comfy 5pm Race
>Comfy 5am race
>>150895407Yeah that's fucked, at least Formula E has the decency of making standing spots free
So are zoomers just suck at street racing
>>150901276Thought this was Fatnaldo for a second
>>150901326Yes, zoomers are suck. Zoomer JK at street corners in kabukicho are sucking dick too.
Are you sure? The race is at 1pm here, and WIB is +5 hours compared to us. So at the earliest it would be 6pm. Then again, I am retarded and could be wrong.
so who will lawson and sainz crash out on turn 1 tomorrow?
>>150901371Weeb
>>150901375 is in reference to >>150901288>mfw comfy 1pm race
>>150901371>JK*JC, and in some cases JS
>>150901390Digits and each other
>>150901488>1488
>>150901488
>>150901488As proudy has been saying "it's always the same guy"Pure pottery
>>150901448nah, it's usually JD. japan is progressive now. kneel to USA jurisdiction and diplomatic pressure from UN.
>>150901313Why don't you just move to another timezone, anon?
>>150901715he's just like us
>>150901371>street corners in kabukichoKabukichou? What happened to Roppongi?
take a moment to notice how the thread has died
>>150901769I blame Norris.
>>150901756Roppongi, just like pretty much any popular Tokyo part, has been overrun by chinks, retards, and (australian) sex pests
Only one driver can save the thread!!
>>150901703>1488>January 8 – The Royal Netherlands Navy is formed, by the decree of Maximillian of Austria.>February 3 – Bartolomeu Dias of Portugal lands in Mossel Bay, after rounding the Cape of Good Hope at the tip of Africa, becoming the first known European to travel this far south, and entering the Indian Ocean.>February 28 – Choe Bu (1454-1504), the Korean Commissioner of Registers for the island of Cheju, shipwrecks on the south east coast of China in Taizhou, Zhejiang.>June 11 – Battle of Sauchieburn: James IV of Scotland becomes king after his father is killed in action.[1]>July 12 – Joseon Dynasty official Choe Bu returns to Korea, after months of shipwrecked travel in China.[2]>July 28 – Battle of Saint-Aubin-du-Cormier: Troops loyal to King Charles VIII of France defeat rebel forces, led by the Dukes of Orleans and Brittany, in the main engagement of the Mad War.[3]>September 9 – Anne of Brittany becomes Duchess of Brittany at the age of 11. Her marriage to King Charles VIII in 1491 effectively ends Breton independence from FranceAs you can see, nothing too special about that year, anon. Also not at all related to the Austrian, who'd not be born for another four centuries.
>>150901848I don't get it.
>>150901871The flag is backwards and that's Sainz, not Alonso, so not patriotic.
>>150901698I’ve been wishing that since I was born. It has nothing to do with f1 schedule tho
>>150901885Ah, so Sainz is the joke.As usual.But still not funny.
If Tsunoda takes out Norris and Piastri he will get his seat in 2026
>>150901885sainz is more right wing than alonso, and the video is mirroed>>150901904its just a tiktok, no joke, its just a girl saying that she ilikes sainz
The shape of my head is the same as hamilton's
>>150901921is that good or bad?
>>150901938The less you have in common with Hamilton, the better.
>>150901949even in the bank account?by the way, have you given any thought to the share thing?????
>>150901971Yes, even the bank account.Being extremely rich just makes you a target in the unavoidable class war that's right around the corner.
>>150901989so i was right, nothing can stop whats coming...
edd
>>150902040
andrea
McLaren should simply hire Jos Verstappen as Landos personal coach
>>150902093TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150902093>hotter without makeup than 99% of all human females>still wastes days of her life painting her face
>>150900437for me, it's the sunday sport
>>150902096i prefer alexandra
Very very lovely
>>150902261Thank you, anon.You too.
hadjar is both a cutfag and a medshitter
i'm obsessed just like russell is obsessed with cars and formula 1
>>150902093All that makeup just to get bukkaked on.
>>150902223
Just completed watching qualifying. What a show. God bless Max for his superior racism. Only reason to watch this sport.
>>150902383shame I've not seen any f1 related ones, will keep an eye out.... might send them a xitter asking for one for /f1/, they often respond
I hope Russell takes Max out of the race tomorrow
>>150902463>Formula 1 Driver SHAGGED to DEATH by Rotund F1 Journalist
>>150902469You can take Max out of the race, but you cannot take the race out of Max.
No rizz and pastry have to go past some of the most dangerous drivers on the grid to get to Max (Sainz, Lawson, Antonelli, Tsunoda)Leclerc and Hamilton will be driving like maniacs through that field too
>>150901288>>150901375>>150901415I require an answer or I will toss and turn instead of sleep.
>>150902539why do you care
>>150902498that's very true and it teaches us an important lesson
with the current crop of shitters seemingly unable to drive and no real room for safety cars lead them through the debris, are we hitting the 2hr limit for the race with all the red flags we're going to see?
>>150902523>Hamilton will be driving like maniacs through that fieldWatch Hamilton be voted Driver of the Day for overtaking 2 cars and inheriting 5 places due to accidents.
>>150902523Gonna be a fun race
>>150902555autism
https://x.com/EstagiariodaF1/status/1969379312039035130what is the deal with this fruit
>>150902588hamilton has already shown he's built confidence in the car in the past 2 races and his pace looked good until whatever cost him 0.5sec in q2 i wouldn't be surprised if he finishes right behind chuck and starts to challenge his pace later this season.
>>150902523mclaren already has 1 race without a podium so unfortunately it won't be a new level of exposure
>>150902683it's a fuckin' balloon
>>150902715Na. He's washed dude.
>>150902732girls her age should be wearing hoodies and jeans why is she dressing like this
Go hard or go home
>>150902775But he crashed AND went slowly too.
the slowest lap of all is the one you dont finish
>>150902740still in the top 7 in the current grid
>>150898803If we don't save them they can't descend into ignominious dogshit again and we can't watch them suffer from scratch
>>150902824
>>150901488checking these jüri hitler numbers
>>150902775>goes slow>crashesuhm
>>150902775/biz/ idea: Go fast and don't crash
>>150902332but not a pozboi.
>>150902332wait.. is Rio a cutfag?
>>150902957No risk, full push.
>>150902775if it was me I would go fast and not crashthat's just me though
>>150902715>his pace looked good>until whateverKEK
>>150902732>semi-transparent dress>wears braShe still has much to learn.
>>150903115>until whateverand what could this whatever be? it seemed to catch out a lot of drivers today.
baking
>>150903142>and what could this whatever be?Being shit?>it seemed to catch out a lot of drivers today.Yeah, definitely being shit.
>>150903156r u rlly? how is the navy strength tonite?
>>150903173i only sip vodytonight is costco flavored
>>150903165ok you're just shitposting
max pozstappenyuki poznodapozcar piastripozando norrischarles lepozlewis hamilpozgeorge pozzelkimi pozonellialex alpozcarlos poz juniorfernando pozlonsolance 'pozovich' strollesteban o'pozoliver pozmannico pozenberggabriel poztoletopozack hadjarliam pozsonpierre pozlyfranco colapoz
>>150903156Make it another /druk/ thread
>>150903210Posting the word "shit" is not the same as shitposting.
>>150903156How much longer do you think you need?
>>150903283im actually not because the fagstonian violated papaya rules
max cutstappenyuki cutnodaoscar cutstrilando cutrrischarles lecutlewis hamilcutgeorge cutellandrea ancutnellialex alcutcarlos cut jrfernando cutlonsolance scutrollesteban ocutoliver cutmannico cutnberggabriel cutoletoisack cutjarliam cutsonpierre cutlyfranco cutlapinto
praying for norris crash
>Race is at 5am>Usually wake up at 7amIts so fucking over for me
>>150903366
>>150903372He will. Papaya rules mandate it.
>>150903391I meant outside the track
why it so common for the pit crew to emasculate the drivers? Is it because the drivers are so young or because they're so short?
>>150903415they only emasculate tsunoda but everyone does that
>>150903415>Is it because the drivers are so young or because they're so short?Yes.
>>150903298Just dew it.Make it decent and people might even stop bullying you.
>>150903372>praying for norris+piastri crashYep. Me, too.
>>150903437nolook at himhes just posting theremenacingly
>>150903415Someone post the Bottas fistbump webm.
>>150903444trips vult
>>150903475Trips has been dead for over 60 years, anon.
>>150902806>>150902948
Can McLel still secure the WCC this weekend? It should be focus gloves off between the drivers after that.
>>150903615they need to outscore ferrari by 9 points
>>150903615>It should be focus gloves off between the drivers after thathow delusional can one person be
>>150903650I know, I'm just waiting to do pic related.
>>150903750Are those tattoos kabalistic or satanist?
>>150903448
>>150903762neither, those are kwabalistic tattoos
>>150903615Driving without gloves seems a bit risky
faking
>me when someone finally bakes
Max Verstappen is literally the greatest race car driver of all time, and it's not even particularly close.
new thread>>150904120>>150904120>>150904120
>>150904132But Jos made him. That makes Jos greater.
