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1-0 (FERNANDES 14')
SANCHEZ SENT OFF AFTER 5 MINUTES
MARESCA USES 3 SUBS IN 20 MINUTES

CLOWN MATCH CONFIRMED
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wtf is wrong with casemiro
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>scores
>gets sent off
>refuses to elaborate
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>>150895673
He wants us to have as much entertainment as possible. Good lad.
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>>150895673
It's fairplay at the highest level
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THE ABUSE OF SESKO
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sesko is on the pitch btw
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dubs and draw
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>>150895673
His brain is still on Madrid mode.
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is it even possible to sub in a player that already got subbed off though
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>>150895673
he underestimated english refs' ability to be a complete mong
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halftime gyaldem
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>>150895708
kek yeah i think hes just embraced the meme of it all. and in the end he still has a massive legacy at madrid, got 350k a week at utd, got loads of instagram followers and at the end of the day whens all said and done all people will remember is the 1 league cup and 1 fa cup which will be greatly appreciated in such overall dark times.
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The funny thing is that even if Amorim had started with Ugarte, he also would have likely gotten a second yellow/red by now
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That was not a yellow
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I hate moids
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>>150895732
nah
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>>150895757
heres an idea, since they are all slow and shite, perhaps play them together so they cover less ground.
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>>150895725
He looks like he'd rather not be.
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>>150895725
sesko OUT
big zirk IN
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>>150895763
you've been attention seeking in most of your posts, lets see some tits
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alright lads
i hate women
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>>150895673
N
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>mfw cacamiro
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>>150895763
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>150895792
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>>150895571
wife beaters
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SUB IN MALACIA
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>>150895741
Yes lad
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Love Yanited
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I wish I lived in the Netherlands man solely for the prostitutes
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how are we feeling /chug/ fans?
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>>150895771
They could put some black makeup on Palmer and then sub in "Palgubu"
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>>150895821
imagine your triplet daughters all being such degenerates
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>>150895571
she could date me if she wanted
but she won't
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>>150895802
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HALFTIME REAL LIFE ANIME
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>>150895802
I dislike the beach but I go just to perv
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>>150895826
oompa loompa looking ass
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>>150895732
I don't see why not. You can sub off players you've subbed on after all
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>>150895571
narcissistic emotionally distant manipulator but i don't date cause that's beneath me
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You just know Man Utd are gonna blow this
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>>150895804
since when can zombies take selfies
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the wait is killing me i wish this match was 3 hours long
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>>150895848
the one in light blue moves backwards to take the hit, while the dark one just takes the hit stiff as a table
light one is hotter tho
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How do you get a 21yo gf/wife as a 42 year old man

asking for a friend
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>>150895853
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>>150895861
He meant subbing players back on after they were taken off
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>>150895872
Blow your mum's back out, yeah.
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>>150895818
>>150895820
BRAVE AND STUNNING REDEMPTION ARC
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>>150894641

If this ends with a mug, the only one I’ll feel sorry for is Sir Alex. Once in a 10 years he finally got to be happy for Manchester.
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The story will be different in Stamford Bridge
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>>150895885
turd world
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>>150895848
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>Sesko off for Ugarte at half time
money well spent Amorim
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>>150895826
please send my uncle back to são paulo he can't keep doing this
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>>150895887
I know. I said I don't see why not. If it's a hard rule that you cant then I'm unaware
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tesco stinker and hooked
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Caicedo (P) 82' 89' 90' +11
United 2 - Chelsea 3
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>>150895885
Are you rich?
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A girl I've been seeing told me that a few years ago she had an abortion at 7 weeks, and it proper gave me the ick. I'm not even remotely anti-abortion, but that was not good to hear I can't lie. Wtf should I do?
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>>150895885
Go to college
worked for me
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>>150895821
She's hot and I assume she makes a good enough income from being an online whore but just imagining having to spiritually debase myself to appeal to porn addicts for a chance of a payday would make me want to kill myself. Can you imagine the lead up to filming this tiktok? "Hey girls, put on your bikinis, learn this retarded anime dance and do these stupid faces.". Harrowing.
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>>150895900
Based Sir Alex putting refsissies in their place
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>>150895821
CORRRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM
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>>150895927
Break it off
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TESCO 006
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>>150895924
Garnacho*
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>>150895877
they have risen
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>>150895934
whores don't think about these things

they likely don't have internal monologues
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>>150895924
Caicedo 82', Pedro 89', Garnacho - (P)90'+11
United 2 - Chelsea 3
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>>150895927
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>>150895885
Philipines or Thailand
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>>150895826
he's not at VARdrid anymore
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>>150895922
>If it's a hard rule that you cant then I'm unaware
https://www.theifab.com/laws/latest/guidelines-for-return-substitutes/

>The use of return substitutions is only permitted in youth, veterans, disability and grassroots football, subject to the agreement of the national football association, confederation or FIFA.

>A ‘return substitute’ is a player who has already played in the match and has been substituted (a substituted player) and later in the match returns to play by replacing another player.

>Apart from the dispensation for a substituted player to return to play in the match, all other provisions of Law 3 and the Laws of the Game apply to return substitutes. In particular, the substitution procedure outlined in Law 3 must be followed.
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>Cole Palmer has ice on his groin
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>>150895934
>it was absolutey harrowing jeff
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Sesko the useless fuck
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>>150895885
just be in good shape and well groomed
young women like older men
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second half JAV
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Lol they took Shitco off like I said
>>150895546
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Chelsea are meme game specialists, 2-3 Chelsea
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Absolutely brutal stat for Tesco

At least Hojlund put the effort in
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UMMM /mug/bros… I just realized that Amorim is forced to change his system… this might not go as well for us as we hoped. He might be forced to stumble into smthg that works
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>>150894641
>MARESCA USES 3 SUBS IN 20 MINUTES
Why? All injured?
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seskini cuckitini
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RUN FATTY BALLBOY
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lel, fucking Sesko
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>>150895978
Worse than Hojlund?
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>>150895673
He thinks he can get away with the things he did at madrid without madrid refball
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>MULTIBAALLL!!
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>>150895848
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if united actually slip from this position we could have one of the goat /mug/s
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>>150895994
That is fucking galling.
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why were they showing a fat kid jogging for that long
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Come on Bayindir, you know you want to ruin this
Just let it rip
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wish it would start hailing
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Look at the tubby running
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>>150895969
Huh. Thanks for telling me. I find that a weird thing to make a hard rule.
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Haha, that fat little fucker. Reminds me of me.
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Bruno set up Sesko so easy too but him right through could see he just wanted Sesko to get a goal and Sesko spaghetti spills and fucks it up fucking wow that pitch is totally waterlogged.
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what the fuck is going on with the sprints
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that fat fuck ballboy
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>>150895830
the sudden emergence of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips raised the bar so high, that she became irrelevant
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>>150895885
Work office jobs, give her lots and lots of loving attention ... you must be attractive and a little charming to disarm the jealous harpies that will try to keep you apart
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i'm smelling 3rd red card
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Aint he too fat for ballboy?
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FUCKING SIZE OF THAT BALL BOY
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*plays the trumpet chune*
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>>150896005
Estevao taken off for Jorgensen due to the red
Neto taken off for Tosin because Maresca shat his pants
Palmer taken off for Andrey Santos because he was crocked
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>>150896026
he was one of their top signings
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this is what sesko and his small time agent get for trying to take arsenal to the cleaners, have fun in this shitshow
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looks like a hockey field it's so wet
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>>150895796
>this trip
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>>150896052
hes the fittest young man in manchester
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>>150896019
Which one of them is getting off on this?
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>>150895994
Agent 006 cost 70m
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>>150896063
kek
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>>150896052
absolute unit
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>>150895927
Pull the trigger, you shouldn't lead her on
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>>150896052
>>150896063
kek
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>>150896057
https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=ksvicLa0UMpY32CU
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>>150896066
Weird decision to tell us about you're mum
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>>150896019
This is how Ricky Hatton used to train
RIP lad
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>>150896052
I always thought ball boys were U-whatevers doing it for free.
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I still believe Yanited can blow it
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>>150896033
>I find that a weird thing to make a hard rule.
Not really because you could exploit a match by subbing off a star player early on and sub him back on later.
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>>150896063
kek
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sesko has shit first touch, can't dribble for shit, can't pass too
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Chelshit ruining my day
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Why did Chelsea throw the match?
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>>150895934
You haven't spent enough time around dumb whores if you believe they're capable of that degree of self-reflection.
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>>150896063
Hehe
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>>150896052
>imagine you were in london and saw those chelsea players approaching at night
>now get going lad
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>>150896096
*your mum
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>
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this ref fucking sucks balls whats wrong with him
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>>150896052
you won't find fitter in Manchester
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sesko making poolund look like prime nazario
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It's raining hard as fuck here where I am in the US as well. Maximum comfy for me but must suck for the players
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>This was the first match in Premier League history to see two or more goals, red cards and substitutions in the first half.
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Just stop the game, there's too much rain
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>>150896049
the "pretend to be interested in male-dominated past times" gimmick pales in comparison to bonking eye-watering numbers of men
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even Manchester isn't prepared for this much rain
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>>150896112
You don't know about my mom
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>>150896103
>shit first touch, can't dribble for shit, can't pass too
so, this waterlogged pitch was fucking perfect for him
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GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
>GAME MAY BE ABANDONED
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inb4 match gets abandoned due to rain
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>>150896126
kino
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they can't even kick the ball or run lol
At least Maresca will have another scapegoat
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>>150896115
>Crips white trainers
nonce
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ref is a twat with main character syndrome
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>>150896100
Yeah but why would that be an exploit? You're using up on of your subs for it. I imagine it would rarely be done. I don't see why that's so bad
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now this is a propa game
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This game's gonna get abandoned
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Chelsea do know its 10v10 and they're 2 goals down right? They're allowed to attack?
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if it gets abandoned what happens
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>>150896105
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yellow card fest
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The rain isn't forecast to stop until the early hours of the morning. I wouldn't be surprised if this got abandoned
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i feel like the ref has completely lost it
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>>150896163
3pts to liverpool
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>>150896140
It may actually be the funniest thing to ever happen if Amorim is cucked out of his free win.
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/mug/bros, we survive another day
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>>150896163
Replay.
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>>150896161
They took pretty much all their attackers off and don’t have any more subs kek
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LMAO the ball just stopped
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What's the matter don't they have a license for the rain
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kino slip
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>>150896163
They'll replay it later. I think starting from the minute they stopped?
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pissi could not make it in this rain if im being honest
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is old trafford leaking again
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pitch is getting kinda flooded wouldn't surprise me if they cancel the match
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what is this ref doing stop holding up the match just let them play ffs
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ABANDON THE MATCH. THIS IS UNPLAYABLE
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Just play through it you pussies
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kwab
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>ball starting to hold up in the water

k i n o
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>>150896177
fucking lol hope it happens
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>>150896171
he knows the second casemiro yellow was a fuck up so now he's in his head too much and is fucking up every decision
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Why is the ball barely moving and not as bouncy?
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>talk of abandoning the match
why? it's a bit of rain
not like anyone's gonna drown
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not even close to getting abandoned
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>>150896210
I'm telling you this will get abandoned
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PLEASE PLEASE BRING GARNACHO ON

THE BOOS WILL BE LEGENDARY
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This is some proper brexit ball. Big Sam must be loving it.
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Does Chelsea have f-1(Saka) on their bench?
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Conditions seem quite wet not gonna lie
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>gazpacho
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>>150896230
pitch is waterlogged
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>>150896177
They'd just restart it at 2-0 wouldn't they? Any precedent?
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if either team had some actual anglos on the squad, they'd be used to playing in this rain.
forens can't handle our superior weather
simple as
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garnachlingz
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here comes garnachooooooooooo
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Come on Garnacho!
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*whistle*
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Ball is unplayable
Cant go on like this
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Heh...my boy garnachlingz....he will soon be unleashed
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Garnacho hat trick for 2-3 incoming
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THEY CANNOT CONTINUE
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So...what would happen if the game was to be abandoned?
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>>150896233
For the sake of /mug/ it HAS to be abandoned!
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garnacho siiiiiiiuuuuuuuu
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NICE AND WET
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>>150896231
>>150896233
American investors that own the teams don't want to risk having their players injured. There's going to be talks about stopping the match soon.
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> subbed Palmer
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Repeating numerals and Garnachlingz scores multiple insane blooters
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>>150896231
>not like anyone's gonna drown
What if they want to sub in Lisandro though?
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United is the home club, if the game is to be abandoned what means Chelsea gets the 3 points
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>>150896266
shut up, faggot
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>put hands on chest
>goes down holding his face
book him for diving
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wouldn't mind a (You) frens, times have been rough lately. I love you all.
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STOP THE FUCKING HOLD UP

PLAY BALL
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This is just dangerous for the players
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>>150896268
Plz plz plz>>150896271
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will we get the kino medical staff slip
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>>150896291
:)
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>>150896287
Pretty sure it's just replayed

Manure somehow getting 0 points from a 2-0 "win" would be kino
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>>150896291
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>>150896291
get better king
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i luv maguire me
proppa footballer
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>>150896248
Luton a couple of years ago when Lockyer collapsed. Abandoned at 1-1 and replayed. They're not going to do any weird shit like restarting it at the same time.
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>>150896291
bro...
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>>150896291
here is a pity (You) but really you should give us a good one to earn it
i particularly like mbeumo edits
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>>150896291
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Ball is on 0.75x speed
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>>150896291
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SWIMMING POOLS IN THE TECHNICAL AREA
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>>150896309
It would restart the minute its abandoned
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WHOSE THAT TWAT FROM ARGENTINA
WHOSE THAT MONEY GRABBING WHORE
GARNACHO IS HIS NAME
AND HE HASN'T GOT A BRAIN
AND HE WON'T BE WINNING TROPHIES ANYMORE
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>chelshit

>>150896291
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>>150896291
It's all good bro...
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>>150896291
Everything will be okay
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>>150896291
Everything is going to be alright anon.
Time heals all.
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>>150896291
youll make it bro
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JUST SHOOT
KEEPERS ARE NOT STOPPING ANYTHING IN THIS WEATHER
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Ref this cant go on
Its endangering the players
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>>150896275
for me it's buttercup
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ah fuck I clicked
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k i n o
p h o t o
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>>150896291
love u bro
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Both teams are proper shit
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>>150896361
Same
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dorgu needs to work on his crosses
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>>150896350
This
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>>150896355
You're a melt
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>>150896275
>>150896356
Whomst?
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>>150896254
lel
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dorgu is fucking awful outside of his pace
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>>150896361
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>>150896361
>hovered
>clicked
>saved
>shared on fb page
>tagged mum
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Game's a bit boring, maybe I should read a book instead
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Hope you guys are enjoying your Ernest Hemingway history lesson
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>fofana limping
of course
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>>150896387
They replaced Wan Bissaka with Wan Bissaka.
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>>150896387
once licha is fit he'll replace shaw in the middle and shaw will play wing back
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reminder to install 4chan X and to filter out nonce flags
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Dangerous conditions this
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>>150896387
just hating because he is a successful pure blood dane
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Is that Willy Caballero or whatever his name is, part of Chelsea's coaching staff?
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>>150896329
That's the one thing which definitely won't happen. Either the result would stand as of when it was abandoned or it'd be replayed in full, with the Premier League to decide which. Realistically they'd never do the first one, as there's too much money involved and the side getting screwed would sue.
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This is weird because there isn't any rain in Dublin at all.
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>>150896350
Sunday league players would be perfect for this weather, these professional players are spoiled by their great pitches and can't adapt.
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>>150896382
buttercup cosplays and pinkchyu
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What’s he eating there?
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>>150896424
did this and now every single thread I enter is /brit/, basically
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>>150896427
Gk coach I think
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They will never abandon a match man united is winning with fergie in attendance
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>>150896403
>>tagged mum
she'll just ask you when you're going to stop dating bussy and start a real family and have kids, innit?
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>only 2 goals against 10 men chelsea
pathetic
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Goldbridge just looked it up, the game is replayed from start at later date agreed by all parties
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It's just a tiktok guys,
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>>150896434
it was pissing down here down souf earlier but now its sunny
dont think itll last much longer
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>>150896442
nicotine pouches
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>>150896442
chippy chips
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>>150896409
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>>150896442
Greggs steak bake
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just score
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sort it out chel$hit
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>>150896442
Sunflower seeds to cool the nerves down I'd wager
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>>150896442
feet crusts and toenails
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>>150896443
that's means I can call you a dork without fear of reprisal
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>>150896442
Fruit Pastels
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and the goals?
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can't even get it near either box every ball and pass is so slow it's simple to cut out for both teams
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>>150896442
golf balls
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>>150896447
Caballero was a keeper so that wouldn't surprise me. Just not sure if it actually is him or not.
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>>150896409
that's the kind of arse that has me hanging about pretending to look at something just because i can't bring myself to walk away from it
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>>150896402
we don't have state mandated porn licenses to show... yet.
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How is Chelsea so shit they can't score with United's best player off the pitch?
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Cant ball on a pitch this flooded
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God can something happen in this slurper
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>>150896442
rude, keep your mouth shut
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>>150896499
The manager subbed off all the attackers for defenders. At 6 minutes.
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LMAO AMORIM WHAT THE FUCK

MEME GAME
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MOST
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what the fuck
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lol
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Why don't United dive and waste time like Arsenal do when they have a lead?
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GET THE FUCK IN
NOW ONE MORE
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FOFANA OFFSIDE
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Well that's the dumbest corner tactic I've seen this season
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>>150896499
What do you mean, slaphead is still in?
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was off
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>>150896528
they're not used to winning
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>>150896531
kwab
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>>150896528
boring cunt
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>>150896528
because united are the protagonist
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>>150896531
Hold on to your horses pal
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tyrique george s the best chelsea player
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>garnacho won't play
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> forgot who he’s subbed
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>No Garnacho
FUCKING COWARD
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Why are they so shit at defending set pieces lmao
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Linesman FAGGOT
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>no Gaspacho
The little cunt will be absolutely seething.
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>>150896559
Bullshit, the best player was subbed off at 10 minutes.
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>>150896563
kek
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>OFFANA
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>>150896528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4COGDGeX3x8
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>>150896531
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I just found out that Garnachlingz isn't even Argentinian...he wa born in fucking Madrid
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>Cuntha
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ME MY MOMANA
FOFANA!
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>>150896563
I did not mean that bald bearded mutt. The other one.
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>>150896563
>SORRY SORRY
LMAO he doesn't know the diff between Mbuemo and Mazraoui
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>>150896557
Would desu
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>>150896531
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Please delay your comments by about 30 seconds, my stream is a little behind.
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>no garnacho
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HOWEVER
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>>150896577
george has insane ceiling, neto or palmer have peaked already
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evil saka in
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>>150896586
Yeah he couldn't get into the Spanish team so he switched NT to Argentina AFTER the world cup
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>>150896586
He also started putting on a fake accent as soon as he declared for Argentina.
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just finished my supper (porridge again)
anyway looking forward to the fulham brentford match
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/sp/ zoomers actually thought chelshit would win the league off the back of a pre-season tournament
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score some fackin goals
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>>150896608
based 120 second cool down chad
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>>150896623
>fulham brentford match
real footie
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Why didn't Mazraoui do his hair transplant in the summer? Why wait for the season to start first?
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>>150896494
>be shopping
>catch a glimpse of milf legshow in my peripheral vision
>suddenly I need to go down the exact same aisles as them to subtly check em out
Anyone else?
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how many touches do you reckon sesko has had this entire match?
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have you lot started on the booze yet? i wait until 8pm
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>>150896641
Turk hair clinics offer a discount in the off season
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chelsea looked washed, not even holding any hope of a comeback here
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>>150896631
I actually took too long to find my Dumbledore pic kek
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This is so shit, it's like they're playing at 0.75x speed
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>>150896648
Who?
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Saka has changed his name to GEORGE I see
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slippy
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>>150896648
They showed a table, it was 5, fewest in the match
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>>150896661
kek
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>>150896648
with his feet? two maybe.
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>>150896646
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>>150896649
on me own so not going to drink
thats how you get fat and sweaty
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>>150896649
I started as soon as work finished at 4pm. Now i'm on the Brandy
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>>150896649
1 beer in first half 1 wine in second
Will finish the bottle by 9pm then move onto cocktails
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>Mount
oh no
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OH NO NO NO RENTBOYSISTERS NOW MOUNT IS COMING ON
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How has the pitch not drained yet, these premier league stadiums are meant to have the #1 facilities with the best drainage systems should have taken 5-10 minutes max
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So, what about that martial ballon d'or clause?
are we about to honour it united bros?
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>>150896649
I wait until 7 but unfortunately that's five hours away, would like to one day be able to watch a game with a beer and without sunlight
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>>150896680
>>150896682
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have chelsea even got a forward on
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>ANONYMOUNT
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>>150896629
0 vs 0.05 xG in the second half so far
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>>150896655
Coach panicked and made the wrong subs.
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>mount
Forgot about this nigga
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>>150896697
old trafford is a shithole
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>>150896649
too late that I like to start early so I black out by 10ish and can sleep it off without wasting my day tomorrow
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Change the defence again for no reason
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>>150896688
this is the proper way to treat yourself after eating porridge twice a day
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>>150896697
it clearly has, use your fucking eyes
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Lol they subbed on the sick note
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>>150896697
Manure prefer to spend their money on mediocre players rather than boring stuff like that.
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not a fan of these 10 a side stuff
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chelsea didnt sub in enough africans
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>no fan reactions worth watching tonight
United are the best ones. Everybody else is shit. Why did Chelsea have to ruin my weekend?
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>>150896682
I'm already fat and sweaty

>on Mounjaro
>not sure it's doing much other than making me depressed as fuck.
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>>150896725
how much do you drink?
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>>150895848
more than a few punches to the tit there
... can't they aim?
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lol thats a tackle you do in fifa
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The absolute state of that ngubu just shitting it up and down the field
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kek
>>
Finidí George
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Chelsea is fucking awful. Mid table finish if lucky.
United would be relegation fodder if not getting help every game. Both of these teams suck. They both deserve to lose.
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>>150896748
Maybe that bug-eyed Chelsea one?
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evil saka
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>>150896755
>on Mounjaro
You fucking melt
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who the hell is gusto
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>>150896755
>>150896792
grim
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Chelshit are tragic, shouldnt even be a team.
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>>150896816
malo gusto
his name means bad smell in spanish
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>>150896704
HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOE /B/RO SUCH A LULZY AND EPIC MEEMEE XD @moot ARCHIVE NAO PLIX! XD
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>>150896828
>smell
taste
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>>150896815
keeper kicks him in the chest
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>>150896828
it's bad taste
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>>150896825
Looks the same but with different lighting.
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>>150896838
>abu literally losing his mind
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>>150896825
Looks better on the left.
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>the Ivorian Andros Townsend
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>Tryique George
He walks and moves so awkwardly wtf. Proper shifty character
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Mount pissing Chelsea off just by existing
lmao

>>150896755
What's Mounjaro?
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>>150896853
face is sunken and looks 10 years older
all weight loss drugs have that weird bogged look to their face
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Amad could be a decent player in major league soccer
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>>150896855
I'll have you know I'm a /chug/chad
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>>150896778
I used to like Spurs one because there was a Korean lady who'd go mental but think she stopped after Son left. Liverpool has the most annoying and arrogant ones. Arsenal has a guy who looks like he's crying all the time, that small-but-swole black guy, that other black guy who says BLUD a lot, the absolute disgusting cunt that is Lee Gooner who thinks he is a 17 year old black kid. But they're just boring anyway. City don't have any, they're all >30 who bandwagon City because they won stuff. Chelsea has a few funny ones like Jennings and the black guy with the glasses. But most are bad. United are just king with Sneed, FPU, Shillbridge, plastic paddy and those two other guys I forget their names. Also Alice.
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hawae lads it's manure
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chelsea look really toothless without palmer
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chimp out
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>>150896885
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>>150896876
>face is sunken and looks 10 years older
Damn, and she’s still fat too. No way those things are worth it.
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>>150894641
Where is he ?
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>>150896895
I missed the first half, why was he subbed off?
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Chelsea a bunch of fucking frauds
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>>150896874
if he wasn't a footballer he'd be selling drugs outside the barbican
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Shaw is an absolutely worthless player.
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>>150896825
Girls like that just remind me how pretty other girls are
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>>150896917
amorim doesn't like him
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>>150896927
Fergie made the call
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>>150896927
injury allegedly
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>>150896927
Broken cock.
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Good goal
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thank god chelsea took off palmer and neto
wouldn't want to create anything
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De ligt is an anagram for Diglet
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CAM ON
>>
uhoh!
>>
CHALOBAH
>>
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COYS COYS COYS
>>
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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Its on
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD: ACTIVATED
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MUGBROS... WE IN
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I GOTTA FEELING
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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/mug/ is still on
>>
/MUG/ LIVES
>>
THE MUG IS O, MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>slow mo
>chimp out that looks like a zoo clip
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C'mon you cunts
>>
HOWevevevrEvevWER
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MOST
DANGEROUS
____
>>
MUG BROS NEVER GIVE UP HOPE LETS GO
>>
MOST
O
S
T
>>
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>>
/MUG/gasm
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COMEBACK IS ON FOR REAL
>>
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
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jej no one even challenged him
>>
please don't make a stinky
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AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THE STORY OF DAVID AND GOLIATH
WELL THIS BIGGER THAN TRIUMPH
>>
amorim cheering for the wrong team kwab
>>
Now we get to see if Man U can hold a lead to the end. 10vs10. 10 minutes left. This should be fun.
>>
I GOT A FEELIN'
>ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>
camon BAYINDIR make a fackin howler
>>
Oh no hahahaha
>>
Reece James is a better crosser than Beckham
>>
THE MUG IS ON
>THE MUG IS ON
THE MUG IS ON
>>
MUG?
>>
was a mistake to take Slabhead off
>>
>LEONARD YORO
>MANURE
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>>150896891
>Liverpool has the most annoying and arrogant ones
Yeah, I’m a Liverpool fan and we have literally no good ones
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>>150897004
Why is this ugly girl always posted

Looks like she stinks IRL
>>
There's no way, r-right? It's not actually happening, it can't be.
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>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
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> its happening again
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oh shit
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>>150896927
>>
MUG OF THE CENTURY INCOMING
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I like that Chelsea has no main sponsor this season, their shirt looks clean.
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>>150897048
>Cock is cut cock is cut
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don't think i've wanted anything more in life than another chelsea goal
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>>150897048
He needs to stop shagging every week groin injury

GOOD SHOT GREAT SAVE
>>
WE WANT ONE MORE CHELSKI GOAL LOL
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pls no mug today
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AMORLINGZ
>>
seriously though, it's better Utd take this one
>>
long game this football
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>>150897059
apart from that fucking massive retarded world champions badge that theyll wear til 2029 despite not winning anything between now and then yeah
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nooo
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>>150897039
she's leng and /mug/'s mascot
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>>150897089
it's too long i watch tiktok all match and just look up sometimes
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GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY BROS
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Gods of /mug/, in the name of jlingz, please let this happen
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Fernandes going to the crippled section and asking them to stand up.
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>>150894641
so back
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>nigger pretends to be hurt and gets up instantly
lol
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>>150896927
Too white
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Man u wins, amorim not sacked
Chelsea wins, another mug
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>>150896956
>>150897048
dick status?
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>>150897095
"and in this house columbus is a hero end of story" vibes
>>
PASS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>
NEW
>>150897130

>>150897130

>>150897130
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>>150897123
>yoro
lmao
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>>150897051
Absolutely loads of room
>>
Mods please rangeban third world nations
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radio not waterproof
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>>150897122
fucking lol
>>
De Ligt is so ass
>>
if Chelsea score again I’ll post my cock
>>
i've not watched them much this season
are chelsea just this shit now?
>>
>>150897189
We were spared the depravity.



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