no ufc this weekheemvious >>150878264
gooby. dick. nuff said.
dogshit thread
>>150901194debunked
>>150901194IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THREADS
K-1 is better
>>150901246What about K2?
You guys sound antisemitic.
Great matchmaking hunterredit
Any fights tonight or should I just kms?
>>150901510Definitely the ladder
>>150901265fuck K2
>>150901194are you here all day?
tony the type of guy to go to carcosa for vacation CSO
>>150901612UK boys collect gibs and pray 30 times a day
>>150901555"Latter" illiterate
Daner is such a tard for moving his bullshit "promotion" to paramount. At least Netflix has *sips latte* some shows I could force myself to watch but P+ is just for hicks
>>150901684Tomato tomatto
35 days until Gane fights.
White House Card spoilers: Jon vs DC 3Chimaev vs Strickland Ilia vs Paddy Islam vs Nate Conor vs Chandler Poirier vs Colby Buckley vs GarryMeng vs Holland Arman vs Jean Silva Diego Lopes vs Yair Nick Diaz vs Tony Bryce Mitchell vs Umar O'Malley vs GarbrandtBelal vs Levy Mokaev vs Kape 2Don't question it. We just gonna end the whole UFC thing once and for all.
youre missing out
>>150902019What the hell? But he's dead!
>>150902019Dis foo was welterweight? Damn
Gane beating Tom would make whole MMA media unusable for whole week.
Jon jones should get the White House fight vs Aspinall. I think Aspinall wins but I think it’ll be a dogfight. Despite what Anit Jon Jones people want you to believe, Jon jones is more popular than the wide majority of current ufc fighters and is the best current American, and he’s also still good. Aspinall is currently better but Jones has a fighting chance.
>>150902306I hate Tom Aspinall just because of how annoying his fanbase is. They’re treating Jones like he sucks, yet want him so bad to fight Tom.And if Jones had beaten Tom, they would have pretended Tom was always a fake contender and that Jones got fake legacy points for the win
So.....whats up?
>>150902327jon has stopped being cool since 2017essentially after reyes beat him, he retired
what annoys me is when fight fans want to see fights
lesnar is fighting right now
Chandler is fighting McGregor on the White House card
>>150902506It would have been better for Jon's legacy if he had died in a car accident instead of having a hit and run after the first DC fight. Everything he did after that only hurt his image (popping for roids against DC, going to decisions with OSP and Smiff, having a close fight with one leg Santos, robbing Reyes, ducking Tom)
>>150902078>he doesn't know about the clone vaultsmdh
in my head cannon Mcgregor didn't fight Diaz until after Alvarez.
>>150902327>They’re treating Jones like he sucks, yet want him so bad to fight Tom.Pure headcanon, he sucks BECAUSE he won't fight Tom. He isn't even willing to try and yet he thinks he's unbeatable. He's always been a humongous faggot who only takes favourable matchups.
Conor vs Chandler Dee vs Brie Mack vs Hap The baby that looked like Nate vs Ace CHILLS
If you all had simply waited 2 hours I would have made a higher quality thread.
>>150902306It really not that unlikely, now to preface this, I believe that Tom will most likely win, but to say that Gane doesn't have a chance is stupid. Gane is going to be the fastest fighter Tom's ever faced and Gane is not going to get into a firefight in the very first round. I expect that Gane will be the first fighter to take Tom to the second round.
its so bad im giving wrestlepalooza a try
There's still a path to presidency for Conor.
>>150902897>I expect that Gane will be the first fighter to take Tom to the second round.GODlovski already did
sex with men
>>150902988
>>150902475GABA = GANEincredible
>BEASTPURIA???? N-NO GIVE ME THE REAL BELLATOR GANGSTA BENSON HENDERSON INSTEAD........
>>150902964Did he really pay off homeless people to give him an alibi for the Nikita Hand incident?
>>150903123No Conor was innocent he was set up.Conor will be president.He has all the money in the world he cant be bought.All the politicians are crooked he can buy his way onto the nomination.
>>150903123>asking if an irish catholic broke the law
This still up?
>>150902988You are literally somali
>>150903280monitor + we don't sign
Dastardly rascal
Machida 3-0
>>150903651nice meme shogun won all 5 rounds
Collin Anglin vs Austin Arnetttalk about a matchup. This is really going to get the non-MMA fans interested.
>>150903759This is actually going to be the most kino thing I might ever see. The card better be good. USA vs foreigners and the foreigners get paid to lose but give it their all.
You heard of College football? Real big sport, yea? How about this: College UFC.
post the card we should get for this
>>150903793Tawlmbout the UFCs prestigious NIL program?
>>150903825I could make something better in minecraft, b
Yeah the fucking dipstick tube had 1 loose bolt and wobbled loose from the cylinder head, fucking thing was just bleeding oil. Gonna have to install this new dipstick assembly before work on Monday.
S'tough bee.
>>150903759>>150903825Dana cooked fr though
>>150903825looks gay so jeff molina blowing 500 dudes back to back
>>150903825this is a lil embarassing
>>150903825Dana's house looks like this?!?!
usa used to be pretty cool guy now its just cringed
just had hours and hours of wild gay sex with a man. his name was jason
>>150902829i think most people remember it that way desu
>>150904839nice do you think shes the one?
There really is a sweet science and clas to boxing compared to barbaric mma
>>150904987yeah because the move set is so limitedits checkers vs chest
boxing is pokermma is 52 card pickup
TOTAL GANE VICTORY
>>150905094bjj is sticking your fist in your mouth
post pvz schaubhole
boxing is Dr. Seussmma? Shel Silverstein
Did you know that Stalin fucked Lenin in the ass?
bjj is blank sheets folded together
>>150905266they were cumrades
Indeed
>>150901737Who else rides a bike as based as a Tenere? Gane is boyed.
>>150902327I've enjoyed watching Jon for so many years now. But Jon did duck, can't even argue it. Jon always carefully picked his opponents, like most greats do.
Oh my God dude this sport is fucking dead, like look at this card. Who gives a fuck I’m officially /box/ from now on, fuck it. UFC ended with McGregor
You guys watching lesnar tonight?
>>150905482NO
>>150905478>>150905482same poster
Godni love seeing Toamala die like a bitch
Gane is complete ass, but he only needs to survive for 2 minutes and 4 seconds to ruin Tom Aspinal's entire legacy.
>>150905482uh he fought cena like an hour ago
Aspinal takes Gane to a competitive yet clear 49-46 unanimous decision. Meanwhile, somewhere in Albuquerque Jon Jones is taking the longest and milkiest hit from his crack pipe while proceeding to open Twitter. He won.
Jon eats cheeseburgers. Tom eats pan scrambled eggs.
Marquez with the kwab
Tomala lost sadly
>>150905892didn't even burn that shitty tattoo off tom's neck smdh
eayuh my mma nickcname would be sexual chcolate
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
yeah alright, shut up bitches
>>150905790Those scrambled eggs Tommy cooked himself were straight up garbage. He completely ruined those bitches, that clueless nitwit looked like he never held a spatula before. Fucking idiot man.
She hit them with her ten cent pistolBecause they ruined her name
just said Justin Gaethje in the mirror 3 times with the lights off
>Pereira KO's Ank>Gane destroys Tom>Pereira fights Gane at the Whitehousethis is the timeline
are we back to regular heemposting or is it still neet schizo hours
Gane spelled forward is Gane
>>150906838hold on I got a bunch of bussy and fecal matter related posts cooking
Khamzhat called Adesanya a monkey and you're laughing?
For carnal pleasures!
For spiritual business!
Brock can beat up Todd Aspinall right now
>>150907376those pics just prove he's natty
>>150907395Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
They should let lesnar fight juiced not like his striking was ever elite besides one punch he landed on heath herring and one on couture
>>150907587>was getting outboxed by 50 year old couture lel
Holy shithttps://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1nmdm87/brock_lesnar_physique_at_48yr_old_man_damn_if/
Bacha bazi with tha boyyyyssss
bros posting reddit links
>>150906892Nah fuck that!
charlie tanked that shit
>>150907976If it were Garth that day it wouldn’t have gone down like that
You was out there posting bout fucking bussy and shit all thread, but I'm the one whos gay? Nah I don't think so fucker!
>>150908008You literally have sex with men.
>>150907976>bone density>man of steel>remarkable, miraculousnah, this is so retarded30-06 rips through anythingit would have exploded his fucking necksomeone else killed him
whos on your Paramount Rushmore?
>>150908022Nah fuck that, you was out there posting all sorts of different gay faggot shit all day, but now I'm the one who fucks men? Yeah I don't THINK so nigga! (You) need to kill yourself immediately!
>>150908039talmbout paramount?
>>150908049You literally, factually, undeniably, truthfully and self admittedly have autogynephilia, have done and been addicted to hard drugs, had and will continue to have sex with men and frequently shit blood.
And never forget spammy, I would absolutely rip your arms off and beat you to death with them you vermin. You blithering swine, you disgust me.
>>150908085You don't wash yourself properly and have suffered from various bacterial skin infections and diseases.
>>150908039the only pair I mount are your mom's butt cheeks
>>150908100I'm perfectly healthy and active, been exercising daily outside. Even with a knife you couldn't defeat me, I'd shatter your wrists and break your ribs with every kick until you crumple over and die like the diseased swine you are, you worthless dreg. And that's on a light day.
>>150908132Your skin is leathery and you are covered in scars and splotches.
>>150908148I have stretch marks on my arms from building so much muscle this year. I'm bigger than Islam buddy, you literally have no chance to even hurt me. That's how far apart we are man.
Sneed would truely beat the fuck out of you dude
>>150908168Ive already been telling them exactly this over and over again man.
>>150908155Whilst in a drug induced psychosis you began to believe there were bugs crawling underneath your skin, you scratched, clawed and tore chunks of flesh out of your back, you then posted an image of your bloodied back to the thread.
think I'm gonna watch pain & gain againit's time
Cycle Gane
But of course you know I would never hurt you spammy, everyone knows that you're like king around here and we respect you, Respectfully.
>>150908196>hey, what should we do for our mascot? I was thinking maybe a golden knight? like a knight in golden armor with a sword?>uhh nahh that's okay let's just do some kind of dinosaur or somethingliterally impossible to root for that franchise
>When spammy is being a reasonable overlord today and moderating the forum responsibly I kneel.
Sneed uses homosexual dating apps such as Grindr to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sexual relations. Sneed has posted images from his Grindr profile to the /heem/ thread.
Swears he isn't an admin btw ;;)
>ufc is le dead sprote2 minutes later>Why this week no UFC WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>150908270That is literally me when I stub my toe
Bro you LITERALLY will pretend you aren't mad then go ahead and make sure to ban me for bullshit reasons anyways just to be a prick.
And you can't just do stuff like that man *sniff*
theres literally no excuse to not pay every fighter "streaming points" since there are metrics for exactly how many viewers each fight gets. you used to be able to pretend that people only buy the ppv for the main event so they get the lion share of the revenue generated.
Sneed got so addicted to transsexual pornography that she developed autogynephilia. She told us this herself.
>>150908294congrats bro
