PREVIOUS: >>150883257MIL: Trevor Megill (elbow) threw a bullpen session on Saturday without any issuesLAD: Dodgers’ manager Dave Roberts announced Saturday that catcher Will Smith has been dealing with a hairline fracture in his right handSTL: Lars Nootbaar is absent from the Cardinals’ starting lineup for Saturday evening’s ballgame against the BrewersCWS: Andrew Benintendi is not in the White Sox’ starting lineup for the third consecutive game for Saturday evening’s matchup against the PadresMIN: Twins placed RHP Pablo López on the 15-day injured list with a right forearm strain, recalled RHP Mick Abel from Triple-A St. PaulLAD: Angels placed RHP Robert Stephenson on the 15-day injured list with right elbow inflammationHOU: Christian Walker is not in the Astros’ lineup for Saturday’s soiree against the MarinersMIA: Marlins’ skipper Clayton McCullough said Saturday that Edward Cabrera (elbow) is likely to rejoin the team’s starting rotation next week against the Phillies
starting to feel like baseball is a waste of time
>>150905967lol this leaf faggot can't handle the bantz
>>150902939same as posting in this thread
I know the Mets have collapsed a lot, but this would be the worst. It's not like the Reds, Dbacks or Giants are lighting the world on fire or anything. The Mets just fell back to the .500 line. I fully expect the Reds to get the 3rd spot. Brewers own them and are clinched, so I doubt they play anyone in their final series. And the other series the Reds have is Pittsburgh at home.
lolmest
Don't count my gritty underdog doyers out!
>>150905976Love Superman, hate the Mariners.Go Meteors
>>150902595>LAD: Angelsanon
Are the Phillies frauds? Rip Zach Wheeler
>>150906006just wait till the pedos start spamming
>>150906003imagine taking anything here seriously lol what a faggot
Yankees.>blow gays kek>DESIGNATED
DOYAS
>>150906022Based dubs
This Jints-Doyers game has been entertaining but Ohtani isn't escaping the walk-merchant allegations. Also, glad that Smith is out for the season because Rortvedt is a way better catcher
>>150906049wanna suck dem tiddies so bad
Sit the FUCK down! Walk the FUCK dugout!!
>>150906014>spend 50000000000000 trillion dollars on roster>need manfredball regular-season-is-pointless-now expanded posteason where 80% of the league gets in to even get into the playoffs>actually might not even make it stillgrim
>>150906049Why do girls do this when they want to be taken seriously
>>150906071>Walk the FUCK dugout!!yeah dugout, you better walk the fuck
these races are starting to get really close lol
>>150906049>white women
>>150906088haha
is ragebaiting jays fans a sport?
This is the doyers WS kek
EDMAN SMASH
EGGMAN
eggman!
tommy tanks
>it was 4-0
KEK VAGIANTS
clutchforto carrying this team
which superhero does ohtani remind you most of?
>Muncy back>Edman finally starting to look like the NLCS MVP >Glasnow got his shit together after the 1st and is still uninjuredThey're gonna repeat aren't they
>>150906080>more teams in the playoffs is bad...because it is!In a sport with 162 games where a handful of teams basically have first dibs on any free agent and teams can be all but mathematically out of it months before the end of the season, yes, allowing barely anyone into the playoffs was always fucking stupid
>>150906026My Philadelphia Phillies will never be Frauds
multi hit comfyto
>>150906158we need big dick willie swinging the bat in the 'offs also
>>150906158No
>>150906158Yes
>>150906128I dunno about that, but the Jays got to enjoy some prime KC barbecue at the ballpark. Who's the real winner tonight?
Thoughts?
>>150906081>seethes at the sight of a woman having a bit of funMariners girl is too based for you and you will die a virgin
>>150906186
So the cubs have 7 games to get Tucker, Palencia and Amaya back. Oh and they just lost three straight. AWESOMESAUCE! …not
>>150906158*glass breaks*
>>150906186Mest implosion is inevitable
>>150906196are you playing for anything else in the regular season? you're kind of locked into place, right?
>>150906190She's not gonna fuck you bro
>>150906158
>>150906049>>150906081She was imitating Cal when he did to the dugout for some reason.
>>150906161There's fucking 162 games in the regular season, the whole point is to truly separate the best from the rest. For a sport as fickle as baseball it makes zero sense to go through all that just to let some .500 shitters in who meme out wins in laughably short 3 or 5 game seriesIf they wanted more jewbux they should've just expanded the length of the series. 7/7/7 or even more. They could've focused all their memery into the 4th pity spot that's only there to make the numbers work. Have some CWS-esque 4 teams playing a single elimination babby tournament to decide the final spot, and as a double header since they should be going in gimped against the #1 seed having burned their 2 top starters since they don't even belong
>>150906217no one is gonna fuck you either but at least that anon isnt in his 40s seething at random people for having fun while watching a damn baseball game
that funky munchy
>>150906217yeah I know I don't even live in Seattle but doesn't change the fact that you're gunna die a virgin + probably in some shithole flyover state
Mariners won that ballgame btw
Someone post the Muncy copypasta
>>150906237>tfw the fanbase of the 17th best team in the regular season will be seething in the future for missing out on the final playoff spot
>>150906237not reading your postif there are 162 games in the regular season then the separation should be clear after such a large sample size and the champ should be determined by the best record like in soccer. Oh but look at that theres a playoff bracket after that, oh and not even every series is 7 games. almost like deciding which team is actually the best isnt the fucking goal and theyre trying to make an entertaining product. If youre the "best team in baseball" and you lose to the worst team in the playoffs whether theyre the 8th best or 16th best then they're still better than you.All adding teams to the playoffs does is let more people actually have a reason to give a shit about their cheapskape small market team with horrible ownership for 162 gameswhen the league expands to 32 teams they will expand the playoffs to 16 teams and it will be nothing but a positive for the game. Here's hoping they fucking pass a salary cap too
>>150906262dude gets hurt making the most amazing catch on the most meaningless out of the season, then comes back and makes the most amazing catch on the most meaningful 2 outs of the season.
OHTANI BOMB
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
OHTANISAN DAISUKI
oh nyo
well, that's no good
400ft oppo holy shit
>statpadtaniHe actually caught up with Schwarbs huh
AN OHTNIAN BLAST!
Mookie slap!
Z E S T Y
zesty double
fuck this season flew by
>>150906022I think the whole 'Superman is punk rock' thing was pretty gay and nonsensical and boomer-coded, but overall the film was very good and so are the Mariners
>>150906216Their magic number to clinch the home wild card series is 4 so it’s not totally locked up but at this point I just want to see them win with only a week left. Really hope we get those guys back this week but it’s not looking good..
>Struggling doyers finally getting momentum>Chadres cannot beat piss easy awful bottom feeder teams with SP not going to 6 inningsThat's what Shildt gets for being a fucking retard and choking away the division. BUMS.
>>150906338I started a new job in early april this year and it really has...
>>150906343fuck off to /tv/ already faggot
This is probably the postseason batting lineup huh?
>jints fieldingkek
T E O
teo :)
LOL GAYANTS
>it was 4-0>it was 4-0>it was 4-0
LOL VAGIANTS
kekini
>yatesgg jints
BEAT-L-A! BEAT-L-A! BEAT-L-ack!
>>150906362/mlb/ is /tv/ adjacent
No one cares doyerpacos
Legitimately why can't they score like this when Yamamoto is pitching
>>150906384>YatesAnd will soon be 9-7
>>150906430don't the other teams put their ace against our against?
>>150906431like pottery
lmao fuck off yates
Some people care doyercitizens
>>150906081Bro if you could shake a part of yourself and have women want to fuck you, you would do it too. Shut up lmao.
now that's good. more of that.
doesn't count, the batter just got lucky
Reds btw
yates is a home run derby pitcher this year
>>150906362do you not watch based ball games on /tv/?
yates better not make the post season roster
>YatesTanner is closing isn't he>>150906453There's still time to delete this post
>>150906471I only watch in person. If I'm not at the game I listen on the radio.
>Mets get Soto>Giants get DeversWhich was the worse deal?
mookie catch!
>>150906492soto falling off was peak lolmets but devers performance with the giants has surprised me honestly, I don't think this will carry into next season with him though
great hustle by mookie
If the Reds miss the playoffs it falls on Hunter Greene's shoulders. He's their best player, but he's a pussy who drags out injuries and never toughs shit out. That said, if the Reds make the playoffs, Hunter Greene makes the Reds dangerous as fuck. He's almost unhittable, and he can be followed with Andrew Abbott and Nick Lodolo. But if Hunter Greene weren't such a pussy, the Reds would have a 2-5 game lead in the WC rn.
seriously that was good
Zesty catch
>>150906481Am i wrong? Women get horny too. If guys could shake their dick around and get women's attention you would be swinging it around too
sucking dicktalking about superman in baseball threadsMarinersin that order
Mookie saving yates' fat ass
>challenged
blue on the vagiants payroll
>wasted
call stands bitch
Umpies have a lot of money on the jints right now
>>150906502soto is performing at basically his career average. but worse batting worse defence and better base running from last year though
oh no no no no nowe really needed that call overturned doyerbros....
faggot ump but also Yates is so fucking bad>>150906517It's called flexing you faggot take this shit and that other faggot back to r*ddit
>>150906482>radiotake a shower and shave your neckbeard, anon, you smell worse than you think
>>150906492Soto will probably go down as worst deal in sports history. Ohtani broke the market because of 2 way nonsense but more importantly the deferrals but even MORE importantly because he brings in a gorillion animebux so he pays for himself a thousand times overMest just let Boras fool them into paying his typical highestcontract+1 despite Soto offering none of that. Hell, without the deferrals after you factor in trumpflation they'll probably end up paying 10x more than the Ohtani contract in REAL money
This bullpen stinks.
man i DESPISE yates
yates and tanner scott can both just vanish
grandpa yates should retire
so do you guys think pablo torres can look into ohtani's team friendly deal like he did with kawhi and balmer
>>150906583I still have a smidge of hope Scott can get some important outs
wrobo in
You guys see that catch by robles to steal the win from the Astros, take the series, and possibly knock them out of the playoffs? It's so over for the Astros. Fucking incredible catch.
13 million to help the opposition with every appearance. great signing, friedman.
>>150906576>even MORE importantly because he brings in a gorillion animebux so he pays for himself a thousand times overThat and Japan's high school baseball/NPB becomes a de facto farm for the Dodgers. 700M for Ohtani was an absolute steal. Cohen had to have lost his fucking mind
>>150906591he finished 8th in Cy Young voting last season and didn't sign with the team until the end of free agency. it wasn't a gamble signing him, but it's obviously been a spectacular bust.
>Wrobleski looked mostly great this season>starting to look wobbly in the home stretchWroblobros not like this...
Remember when Wrobleski was a starter?
remember when Dave roberts put will smith at first base remember when he put joc pederson at first base
yanks wonblow gays lost
>>150906615Friedman probably browses r/Dodgers and let their cocksucking go to his head, only way you could explain the complacency and sitting on his hands during trades
>>150906656unless you can provide examples of potential trades he could have made that he didn't make what point does your post make?
Rather have Brock Stewart than Yates
>>150906656he spent a trillion dollars in the offseason i dont think he thought they would all shit the bed
Bobby Witt Jr is a future Dodger
>>150906656He simply just doesn't update his spreadsheets throughout the season. Just works off last season data forever
>>150906692so is paul skenes and kyle tucker
carrying this team
>>150906569Not the same thing. You have to work to have something to flex, women are just born with tits
>>150906689no one did. the best moves were getting Kim and Sasaki, not because of their impact but the low cost to get them.
>>150906675No need for a trade, should've just grabbed Walky Booper off the trash heap
>conforto pulled from the game for getting a hitno...
conforto legacy game
>>150906506that guy got shelled by the orioles he fucking sucks
>>150906675Dodgers have quadrillions and charge 10 dollars for a sorry ass hot dog, you'd think he would get a few proper arms instead of stopping at Brock Stewart>>150906689>they're gonna magically flip a switch like Buehler last October and get good>it's all about October and losses don't matter in the regular season>Treinen, Kopech, all the injured guys are gonna come back and also be aces right off the bat just in time for October>MUH OCTOBERIts so tiresome
>designated bunter>bunts
>intentionally walking Ohtani when he's statistically an automatic out in late innings with a close score
>>150906734That switch does exist, in the form of a healthy Muncy and Edman. There's no hope for the reliever side of it though. maga still has that inhuman movement on the ball but it just doesn't seem to matter
>>150906628it was still too much what they offered him
>>150906766No Will Smith, no World Series
>>150906756>baseball savant splits for late/close: .346 avg, .788 slg, 1.250 ops
>>150906756Meanwhile in reality, he's better when it's late and close than literally every other situation in a game this year.
>>150906734>"Dodgers have quadrillions and charge 10 dollars for a sorry ass hot dog">eating at venueswhat am i rich
>>150906772I didn't think it was a bargain by any means, but it was obvious by the time they signed him that they weren't worried about spending money this offseason. silver lining is we won't see him again after this year.
>>150906701Skenes would be perfect after Kershaw retires
>>150906807we're still stuck with tanner for 3 more years right?
>>150906804Chat, is this a good baseball player?
>>150906734kek I completely forgot they brought him back to just get Dodger'd after 1 pitch and go on the DL
Why'd they call up Klein instead of Casparius? Saving Casper for the postseason?
>>150906822yeah, but at least there's a chance he'll provide some value, highly unlikely he'll earn his pay, but we should be able to keep him rostered without killing the rest of the team imo.
>>150906756this is what being terminally online does to a mf
>>150906834maybe innings limit? maybe they're trying to have him work on a particular pitch?
>>150906842I hope Tanner can figure it out
>>150906849he was right tho
>>150906849Go back to 5ch
blow gays status?
>>150906859sure fren
>>150906858we all do but I think the team has the potential depth to be able to deal with it. that, and whatever they do this offseason to try to fix shit.
>>150906861can't handle bantz?
>blow gayskwab
>>150906881得点圏打率.394 ヘソン.337 スミス.322 フリーマン.321 パヘス.314 エドマン.313 マンシー.314 エドマン.290 ベッツ.281 テオスカー.265 ラッシング.250 ロハス.244 大谷.179 コンフォート
Ayo
>>150906881>takes offense at a comment about his countrymanlooks like you're the one who can't handle the bantz
Fuck you niggas fr
How many batters until Ohtani?
>>150906891that's not what he said, anon
>>150906904many people are saying this
Guys, there's Michigan State vs USC college football
>>1509069082025大谷1-3塁 .067(15-1)-23塁 .000(6-0)満塁 .111(9-1)合計 .067(30-2)
>>150906910I hate cfb culture with a passion. bowl season is okay I guess.
>2 run gameSurely the Jints will show some grit
College? You mean the shit that killed Charlie Kurk? Yea no thanks.
>>150906910Post hot cheerleaders or gtfo
>>150906898i don't even care about dodgers if you aren't like special retaded kids you are the ones who are obseesed with nationality or tribalism and such, not me
>>150906940he was the modern day Ghandhi. show some respek.
>>150906957Ohtani allows us to dream
How is there not a single comment about the Mariners. Wtf.
>>150906918Bless you.
Nice
>>150906957speak english, retard.
doyer bullpen is now ELITE!give us that W
>>150906957Again, go back to 5ch
>>150906992>>150907006pathetic
>>150906985It’s kinda crazy that he looks this much like an actual wojak wtf
>>150907002Based sausage girl
>>150906987Seattle is not a baseball coded city. They shouldn't have a team.
If either Dreyer or Henriquez gets hurt the team is truly fucked>>150907013can't handle bantz?
DOYERS WIN!
GG JintsThere's still a small chance you might possibly win tomorrow... maybe!
Been a goooood week of baseball this weekWho eating for free this month???
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg jints
gg doyers
How fitting that the dodgers end the vagiants season
guysguysblowgays kek
gg jints see you tomorrow
>>150907039WE LOVE ITgg jints cya tomorrow~
>>150907039>>150907041>>150907043>>150907045>>150907048>>150907056>>150907058literally no one cares
dryers
1288-1287 Dodgers>1288-1287 Dodgers1288-1287 Dodgers> 1288-1287 Dodgers
>>1509069871) Game is long over2) Nobody cares about Stros in the current year3) Too busy whiteknighting some roastie4) Cal resetting the HR record is cool but there's not much else to discuss
>>150906987Cause the plebs not ready to admit it is your year
>>150907033Sheehan and Wrobo are huge also. thank god for our home-grown young arms.
>>150907002right as always sausage girl!
>>150907033I didn't say you shoud stop posting here and go somewhere else, maybe you should thoI just thnk those who deserve to be mocked should be mockeddamn mutts are really dumb
>>150907068stay mad
>>150907039>>150907041>>150907043>>150907045>>150907048>>150907056>>150907058everybody cares
>>150907088>everybody caresi KNEW it!
>>150907032ken griffey jr? ichiro? Washingtonians love baseball, I'm one of them. We're also dominating this season. More like this board is retarded and only cares about a select couple teams that make national news because of distant history
consensual hand holding with kirsten
>>150907088
>>150907083>that lady in the background realizing she missed bargain prices and discounts by a few minutes
>>150907107why is his nipple so hard?
time for a comfy movie and then some beauty sleep.
>>150907119high T, you wouldn't know you jeet
>the fan that caught Trout's #400 just wanted to play catch with him instead of selling it for thousands at auction
>>150907128>baseball player>high tgood one jorge
For the first time since August 8th, 1896, the Giants have a losing all-time regular season head-to-head record against the Dodgers.After tonight's game, the Dodgers have 1288 wins against the Giants, to the Giants' 1287 wins. The last time the Dodgers had the regular season head-to-head lead on the Giants was August 8th, 1896.
>>150907104>We're also dominating this seasonYes yes well done Mariners, well done Mariners. HOWEVER you'll get buttfucked by the Jays in loanDepot
The Writers outsourced MVP and Cy Young voting to a bunch of poindexters with calculators. They don't look with their own eyes or think with their own heads anymore.
>>150907145you have no idea how long I've waited for this moment
I hate the fucking Dodgers. I am so sick of seeing their bitch-ass players saunter into the playoffs every year while the whole media landscape gobbles their nuts for the entire season. I cannot wait for the day where they hit a rough patch and suck for a couple years. I will wait my whole life for this to happen if I have to and then I will be the most obnoxiously loud Dodgers hater even if the Giants still suck just to make up for all the Dodgers meat riding I have been forced to endure. Fuck that degenerate gambler Ohtani and fuck that homophobe Kershaw and fuck their shithole ballpark and l'll see you all same time next year
>>150907161go GROK
>>150907167>>150907145methinks some sporting congratulations are in order?
>>150907167>I cannot wait for the day where they hit a rough patch and suck for a couple yearsAs long as there's no salary cap, that won't happen, and with Ohtani in their team they basically have all of Japan as a feeder system for the next decade.
>>150907196You know it's reddit copypasta right
>>150907125What comfykino you watchan
>>150907209Mean Girls 2004
>>150907167>fucking>bitch-ass>gobbles their nuts>meat riding>fuck that>fuck that>fuck >shitholeNo need for that kind of language and you know it
every time i see retarded mutts on /sp/, i wonder why they would even watch sports, especially team sports, instead of some marvel movieswhat's even the appeal of sports when you're genuinely retarded?
>>150907209nta but can you recommend me something?? give me a couple to choose from and I'll choose the one that sounds best
*cough*
>Ohtani reset the Dodgers' regular season HR record in his first year>he's about to reset it again this year
>>150907230Tf are you on about?
>>150907222
>>150907230don't become a worse version of Panama red suck. be better.
>doggiedoo e-ACK!
>>150907230Your sports teams have english names, you love America.
>>150907138Trout signed a different ball and gave it to him. You act like it wouldn't be cool as fuck to play catch with a hall of famer on a real MLB field and have your kids meet him and shit. You can't buy that.
>comes to /mlb/>doesn't discuss any players, teams, or ongoing games>gets btfo by stats in his own language>criesI don't know how many times this needs to be said but you have to go back
>>150907056Vin scully at heart was a jints fan
>>150907245runs scored record would also be mind blowing
>>150907250It's a good movie.
It's gonna be a Reds vs Indians World Series. Screenshot it. Print it. Put it on your fridge. It's going to happen.
>this is the century the mariners win the west>this is the decade the mariners win the west>this is the year the mariners win the west>this is the month the mariners win the west--YOU ARE HERE-->this is the week the mariners win the west>this is the day the mariners win the west>this is the hour the mariners win the west>this is the minute the mariners win the west>this is the second the mariners win the west>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west
>>150907266that's not my point at all, but okay
>>150907283HORY CHET
>>150907276Meant for >>150907230 >>150907299
>>150907283he's hung just like me fr
Time to watch the Mariners game recap, especially for that last play.
>>150907273Do you think Trout would have preferred if a white family caught the ball?
>>150907273i dunno man they look like they could use the money
>>150907304>>150907312kek calm down anon
>>150907289Just not a movie I would ever think to put on. Watchan fifth element in my hotel room rn.
my doggies slumped for 3 months for entertainment purposes
>>150907273word on the street is Trout called ICE on him afterward
>>150907238tombstone
>>150907277your feelings get more complex when you're part of a rivalry over a long period of time
>>150907347great movie, just recently watched it after val kilmer passed
>>150907294fuck the mariners
hello human
The Royals never had a prayer in 2025. They're still the same shit team from 2023, but with free agents merely plugging it up.
*holds up spork*Mariners world series is going to be amazeballs
>>150907382I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>150907374I'm plugged up right now
>>150907336would have been far more entertaining if they were beast mode the entire time. taking my dog to a groomer on Monday.
retards think like greentexts are some magic tool in an argument
>>150907238I’m watching Fifth Element. Which is an all time comfy kino. I’d also recommend Total Recall (1990) or recently I watched Ninja Scroll (1993) which was a very good anime kino.>>150907347Also a good movie
>Mariners>World Serieslmao
>>150907385chop on, brotha!
>Guardians are now 1.0 GB from stealing the division from the tigersHOLY FUCKING KEK
>>150907388OH HERRO DINKY DONG DONG YERROW PEEPEE
>>150907408Well surely the Shittatle Memeners have played in a World Series before?
>>150907427I hope ur sitting down cuz u ain’t gona believe dis
>>150907273Ohtani would never do this. He'd send his thugs out to harass the fans into giving the ball back. Trout is man of the people.
holy shit I can't believe how intense this years playoff race has been. This is not ending how I expected to at all. So much heart break and it's only going to get worse.
some homies next to me in the parking lot are smoking a blunt and one of them said "I'm the great bambino!" kek
>>150907464I fucking LOVE the sandlot!
>>150907412yeah you should've been always like this
How are you all feeling about >your team in the playoffs?
>>150907453those kids would have yuge grins if that was Ohtani and not some literal who
>>150907388MacArthur MINDFUCKED hirohito
Mariners are literally gonna lose the series against Rockies then get swept by the Dodgers
>>150907294
>>150907483sick catch
>>150907475They're probably tired. The girl is asleep in the other pic
>>150907483Damn this is literally their world series
>>150907475As if Ohtani would even bother meeting the fans
>>150907476just like ohtani mindfucked you?it's just baseball anon
>>150907472Very good. However, I would love for Detroit to beat Cleveland though; the Mariners were 5-6 against them this year.
>>150907464There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in
>>150907503I just learned about the story of Kazuko Higa the other day. yuck.
>>150907523looks like Franz Kafka with Ayn Rand's hair
There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in
I love winning arguments, anime and the 'cord
>>150907537the fact that you guys can't even handle one jap star well says a lot about your country if anything
>>150907558looks like a pickle with a pepe face
>>150907555it's franz kafka with kafka's hair
>>150907472as long as my doggies avoid the cubes im feelin good
>>150907571You know everyone in the US outside of the 43 anons on /mlb/ loves ohtani right? And even so, half the retards here still like him. Stop playing the victim, it’s cringe.
>>150907464>>150907469>>150907523here's the great bambino
>>150907571I have a cousin who is a detective in Himeji. I have another cousin who runs his own restaurant in Yokohama. I also have a 2nd cousin who races speedboats in Kyushu professionally. I am still a bigger fan of Hideo Nomo and Takeshi Saito than I am of Ohtani.
ohtani allows us to dream
What's everyone's internet argument record? Mine is 527-4-2
>>150907597nah almost nobody in the us speaks up even when millions of them think ohtani is some gambler that wouldn't happen in japan
>>150907687I bounced out of one on /pol/ years ago that I was losing. can't remember what it was about. still kind of bothers me to this day.
>Sir, what's your evidence that Ohtani is a gamber?>Well uh.... when you look at the umm... it just looks very.... ummm. He knew a guy who knew a guy who actually did this... ummm. Well, Ohtani gambled, okay?
>>150907707I’m gay and my dick is small
>>150907707no one thinks he's a gambler except for some crazy people. there are also some people who hate the Dodgers that also hate Ohtani because he's a Dodger that try to signal boost, but most people don't think that at all. the internet has you mindfucked.
americans basically think they can't be xenophobic against japs even though they love to blame japs being xenophobiceven thier '''''''''''''''''liberals''''''''''''''' are like that peak hypocrisy
>one schizo fucks off just to be replaced by another oneit's all so tiresome
>>150907776I’m ““”””””””gay”””””””””” and my “””””””””””dick””””””””””” is small
>>150907776VPN off, Jorge
>>150907739''No''even bunch of your journalists were pretty shit. even LA times wrote some biased articles against him and japs.i knew they would never apologize and i was right, that's what your country is like
>>150907814Please fuck my ass as reparapetions
>>150907814nobody cares + no one asked
if you were a pro ballplayer, what would your walk up song be? batter version and relief pitcher version.
>>150907814please dominate me...
>>150907857original score from the sandlot for both options
>>150907739>no oneOhtani is a gambler and threw Ippei under the bus.
>>150907837>says something retarded and sneaky >gets corected>''nobody cares''many such cases
>>150907873>>gets corectedcorrected*
>gets corected
>>150907873you just lost btw
>>150907867okay, this is based
>>150907814theres a bunch of old boomers that think freddie freeman is the mvp of the dodgers
>>150907928Name one thing Ohtani did last year in October
>>150907940argue with the chinaman. he's looking to scrape.
>>150907857Just Dance. The crowd would get energized and I like dancing.
>>150907857batter version, I dunno, probably some Primus song. I'd say My Name is Mud but then my nickname would be Mud to everyone.reliever version, One of These Days by Pink Floyd.
>>150907867https://youtu.be/NM60iVDu79Y?si=8XOoMMJ-IkB42gfE
>Ohtani didn't gamble it was his interpreter>Ohtani wasn't behind the Hawaii scam, it was his agenthmmm
>>150907882>>150907888>>150907899>duude he's ESL!! he made a mistake!!well, i am. damn, classic mutt.>>150907901i didn't tho
>precious medals
>>150907928i actually don't even care about that level of bias. that's cute.
>precious pedals medals
>precious medals>ñ
baseball
>>150908117What's precious, medals? What's precious pedals medals?
precious ñedals
Baseball should have a salary cap but players that were drafted aren't affected by it, only players obtained by trades/free agency will be. It will encourage teams to draft better and build better teams
>>150907273>Colorado is white!!!
>>150908128when was the last time jeetkaner spammed here? been a few days
>>150907291Well traditionally the World Series is made up of the two teams who won the NLCS and the ALCS, but I guess they might do it differently this year, you never know.
>>150908145
every shit that mutts would say is predictable. they will just forget the part that makes them look bad or they will preted that was never a thing.they just understand controlling the narrative is everything in the us.
>>150908335none of this is real nippanon, relax
>>150908360I don't think that's an actual japanese. Getting latinx vibes from him.
>>150908521definitely not Japanese lol. He does not speak intelligently and he’s disrespectful unprovoked. I think he’s a jeet
>>150908521>>150908562nah, he was here earlier in the season seething about the same shit. hung around here for about a week or two before fucking off.
>>150908576I know he’s been here before, that doesn’t mean he’s Japanese lol
>>150907294Angels have a better chance
>>150908597why on earth would someone larp so consistently and tediously with the same nationalistic rhetorical undertones about a foreign culture?
Shower with tomboy to relax your mood
>>150908667jomboy?
Anthony Volpe? KWABAnthony Volpe? KWABAnthony Volpe? KWAB
>>150908768welcome to the resistance
Guy walks up to a concession stand at Dodger Stadium>Yeah can I get a dodger dog, hold the mustard *a wild Kendrick Lamar appears*>Umm, I second thought, I’ll take the Mustard! *Kendrick gives nod of approval*
>>150908821kek doyerpacos do be like that
>>150908821Cannot unsee
Chadres won today btw. I think they can in theory clinch a playoff spot tomorrow if the Reds lose tomorrow and the Padres win?
>>150909009My daddy's are top dawg
is the Japanese chikaner?what's going on here?
that funky muncy
What is the ideal MLB team for a man who hates the army, hates soldiers, hates the navy, hates the air force, hates all branches of the military and wants the most anti-military team of all?
>>150909547deez nutz
Just for fun, the Dodgers should let Kershaw bat in his final start, you're already in the postseason and there is no way you're catching the phillies for that bye week, so have fun with it
>>150907472New Tigers Fan here and I am concerned about falling to the 3 seed
>>150909612If they tried that bush league crap with me I’m throwing a four seamer at his head. I don’t care who you are, you disrespect me you’re going to pay. End of.
>>150907593cubgers yay
>>150909642They used to put Kike in as a pitcher when they had a 4 run lead. Wouldn't put it past them
>>150909642you wouldn't do shit bitch
>>150909664Lmfao you have no idea who you’re talking to, punk. If someone disrespects me or my team I straight up see red and lose all control.
>>150907472My team is either going to win the World Series or they’re not. Feelsgoodman!
>>150909709based knower
>>150909680shut the fuck up pussy, no one's scared of you, you'd get your ass kicked if you tried some shit like that
i think Manny Machado should try stealing bases a lot during this week since he only needs 6 more to reach 20 and it'd be really funny if the man known for never hustling somehow pulled off his second 20/20 season
>>150909793Bahahaha. Sure thing pipsqueak. I could rape you if I wanted to. Just know that im gay and I love fucking men
This is terrifying
cane's genny
>>150909898popeyes
>>150909849Do people still give him shit for not hustling? I thought that was all past him he seems to have matured quite a bit
Which players are a real bummer?
/mlb/ turned me into a slim chickens lover, why don't other joints offer grilled chicken instead of fried?
>>150909993I can batter some chick's fingers wit da best of em
I hate listen to a podcast sometimes because I live alone and the host (who I suspect is jewish not that it’s a bad thing) does this thing where he gets all whiny and histrionic and bitches in an attempt to appeal to the dumbest lowest common denominator of sports fan by shitting on specific players / the manager. Then when the team does well he acts like he didn’t just say all the bs he said like less than 24 earlierI’ve got a handful of episodes where he had his most cringe moments dated and time stamped and if my team wins 2 rounds in the playoffs I’m going to compile all of them and post it all over social media
>>150910021>all datmhm mhm>I live aloneah mhm
>>150910051Is living alone considered a bad thing? I don’t have many friends
>>150910060You're doing super bud
>>150910067Im sure you’re doing much better
>>150910078Yeh me 2
>>150909982it's one of those things that people kind of mock him for more in the sense that manny used to be a big ground ball guy, it's one of the reasons he's the active leader in GIDP, so people would give him shit for not trying to run out routine ground balls on the off chance they could somehow be infield hits. this honestly has changed in the sense that manny as a hitter just doesn't ground out that much anymore compared to previous years. In general, he was on pace for one of his best years as a hitter in a long time, leading the NL in hits until mid August when he started slumping, dropping down to 5th just one behind Ohtani and tied with Lindor. Still could pull off his 8th 30+ HR season though.
>>150910060I been living alone for nearly five years, no friends, can't complain because baybaw exists.
>In 2005, a L.A. Dodgers pitcher offered the Miami Marlins batboy $500 if he could drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up. The batboy drank the milk in 59 minutes but threw up outside the clubhouse. The episode prompted the Marlins to suspend the batboy for 6 games.dodgeridoos drinkin the milk
>>150910060They got me no sheets since the throat thing haha but my room has a pretty sweet view of the gate
>>150910060When Im not sick nomore im going to get a combo sink toilet of my own
Need a Toink
U niggas is gay
>>150910093I was being sarcastic lol. It’s almost a statistical impossibility for that to be true
Man Trout sure hit that ball far today.It got me thinking about the longest home run ever hit.Now, nobody ever talks about this, but the longest home run ever hit in an official MLB game was hit by Manny Ramirez.He hit it onto the middle of the fucking freeway beyond left field. When it happened, by looking at a satellite image of Fenway Park and comparing the number of pixels between home plate and the Green Monster at the foul pole, and the number of pixels between home plate and the ball's approximate landing point, I calculated that he hit the ball over 600 fucking feet.I have, unfortunately, never been able to find footage of this on Youtube and this HR is never talked about in longest home run conversations on the internet because it was never officially measured.But I'm completely serious. Manny Ramirez hit a 600+ foot home run in an official MLB game.
yeah, bullshit
>>150910993YOU'RE bullshit!
>>150910159>dodgeridoos drinkin the milk
It's still absolutely possible for the yankees to not make the postseason.
Morning all.
>>150913725And yet, will have to play the Wild Card...
>>150912729>no AL teams have clinched anythingThat's pretty fun
>>150914773because it's actually a competitive league with non-shit teams
>>150912681is that the bananaball nigga?
>>150912681>dodgeridooskek
>>150913917you trippin, josé
who /W10/ here?
>>150907483This was such a funny way for the Astros to lose haha fuck Texas
>>150909547Padres or Giants aka the faggot teams
>>150915770lol you dont know anything about San Diego you fucking retard
>>150915770>Portuguese retard doesn't know San Diego is basically just a big military city
>>150915913>>150915898don't you have a pride parade go to?
>>150915770Do not reply to Fernando
>>150915971well no because it's 21 September and the event you posted was 16 Julyalso:>googling 'San Diego pride events' because you're seething about getting exposed as a retardKEK
>>150916068Oh shit happy September 21st, funkychads!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>150916068exposed as what? the whole world knows california is full of gaysat least L.A. has blacks and mexicans
>>150915425lol
Why the fuck is Jao in here?
what's the opposite of apologize?
>>150916719insult
>>150916265true but didnt realize Portugal was full of retards kek
>>150916719double down
>>150916265you got BTFO lil nigga it's ok
>>150916719Banish to the rape dimension
Padrebros you think we win today?
>>150917353WE CUMMIN FOR THAT METTY BUSSY TODAYYALL GONNA LEARN TODAY
>>150916719who is this dysgenic retard?
>>150917353I dunno man that offense will get your hopes up one day then go right back to shitting the bed. All I do know is that no matter how this season shakes out, AJ Preller + the entire coaching staff needs to be fired (except for maybe Niebla)
>>150917459Lookin in the mirror again?
Are the Mets punting the season to avoid getting embarrassed in October?
>>150917473Yeah the offense is so inconsistent you really only feel confident when Pivetta is on the mound
>>150906186Which implosion is worse, the Mets or Tigers? Both teams are in serious danger of missing the playoffs entirely now
>>150917692The Tigers
>indians -5 run differentialtigers have nothing to worry about
mariners
>>150917794>it was -40The tigers have EVERYTHING to worry about.
There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in.
Oof madone imagine getting dfaed with a week left in the season while still technically in playoff contention
Its fucked up to think about how if Trout doesn't get injured so much he'd probably be over 500 home runs by now and chasing 600.If he was on a better team that consistently made the playoffs too we'd have so many highlights.
>mike cuntwho cares
>>150915913It's a Navy city
Hey cubs! Try winning today, OK?!?! FIX IT!
>>150918920Oh and happy sunday to everyone but Cashkiddies. Fuck ‘em.
jays winstinkees losesux losekitties loset. time traveler
pokey on the grid!
Detroitbros your city rules and I’m rooting for ya
I need it
>>150919036Cope
>jays win
>american opinionignored
It’s so funny that Toronto is now FORCED to play good baseball to end the season or they’ll be getting swept in the wildcard no exceptions.
You can only save one: the 'lotthe 'cord
save this dick
>>150920854>>150920854>>150920854Nu
