KO 2pm UKBournemouth: Petrovic; Truffert, Senesi, Diakite, Jimenez; Scott, Adams, Brooks; Tavernier, Semenyo; Evanilson.>Subs: Dennis, Soler, Christie, Gannon-Doak, Kluivert, Adli, Kroupi, Hill, MilosavljevicNewcastle starting line-up: Pope; Livramento, Thiaw, Botman, Burn, Hall; Tonali, Miley; Murphy, Woltemade, Willock.>Subs: Ramsdale, Trippier, Lascelles, Joelinton, Barnes, Krafth, Osula, Elanga, Guimaraes
>playing 5atbHowe out
>>150914331should've started petrovic in my fpl team, easy mememouth 1-0 with that lineup
>>1509139001 nil Newcastle win
>irrelevant 14 on the TV
>>150914331bournemouth's attack is too strong, he has to respect it
newcastle team looks shite2-0 home win
>>150915088looks like an ice cream van man
>>150915088look like the prison chef converted to islam
>5 at the back against mememouthfuck off
up the cherries
Newcastle have the best away supporters in the BarclaysAgreed?
kek nice pass
>>150915421They're not even in the top 5 for best away support
bournemouth til I die
>>150915421a vocal but often poisonous fan base, like Everton
Goal Bournemouth, VAR is checking for offside
>>150915599clear offside, what was the guy thinking
Cam on Woltemade score sam fackin goals
Willock PLEASE
>>150915421Best fansBest stadiumBest managerBest players Best away supportAnd no fucking trophies
Just tuned in, lads.What have I missed? Any memes?
I don't think I've seem a worse player than Murphy before. He's just so shit.
>>150915736not even the worst player at newcastle, willock is stealing a living, should be playing in the championship
>>150915734Nothing. Very boring so far
Two 0-0 thrillers in le best league in the world
>>150915734Just gotten to the part in Salems Lot where Straker ties up young Mark Petrie
>>150915801fire up one of your tiktok accounts you dopamine craving zoomer
Redpill me on the South Coast.
>>150915832FOY
>>150915832comfy
stop killing yourselves
hate myself and want to die
>>150915725We literally won a trophy 6 months ago
>>150915725>no fucking trophiesTop retard
>>150915923>>150915940you lads do realise that 1 trophy cant be called "trophies" right
>>150915867is that king arthur's house?
>>150915950delete this or risk being exposed for not understanding your own language (it would be fucking embarrassing)
>>150915950This nigga got no brains
>>150915998>i went to the shops and got bags of milk>how many?>1 bags???
>>150915950>being a pedant for no reason>150915998are you that desperate for the dopamine rush of a (You)? sad cunt
thrilling stuff
>>1509160214/10 you gotta do better son
>>150916045FOYs
>>150916043they charged people money for it
>>150916021I stand corrected
Maybe he is right about the irrelevant 14
>>150915818OMG le two 0-0 thrillers in le best league in the world Wow wow just wow
>>150916178this is how newcastle have played since eddie the legend took over, DESPITE the 500 mill spent during that same period
Has the tall German bloke done anything yet?
>>150915736Had more goals and assists than Foden last season btw
this match is so tinpot they don't even get studio analysts
>>150915421Yes (Dortmund fan)
>>150916217I accept your concession
>>150916021>you’ve got no bottles of milk in>there’s one in the fridge>that doesn’t count!Based retard
name a single thing more soulless than booting the ball out of play from kick offwhat is this fucking rugby, a notable dogwank sport
>Woltedive
no era
>diveemade
>Deadramento
surely Newcastle fans are getting tired of seeing their manager play for the 0-0 every week? considering he’s spent an absolute fortune since he’s been at the helm..
>>150916425Whoever has the ball has fear
brutal game
is woltemade an arse bandit?
sunderland absolutely battering villabrexit brutality
>>150915771I would have shipped Willock out in the summer, he's been total shit.
everyone dying
how can you be 6'9 and never win an aerial duel
nobody is scoring without help from the refs
i bet man city arsenal is SHITE too
>>1509167271-1
>Dan Bum
>blunderland
>still 20 minutes to go plus stoppage
teams like bournemouth Brighton and newcastle are only good at causing big 4 teams to lose points.as soon as they play each other the quality disappears
>>150916876>NewcastleDid you mean Brentford
>>150916876>lose points
and now a red?
>0-0>vs bournememejeeze, how much has this club spent for shit results?
>>150916902Newcastle haven't beaten Bournemouth in the league since 2019/20
>villel
emery is done
>The city of Aston
tried to give the irrelevant 14 a chance but this game has been absolute dogshit won't be watching any of you lot again unless you play a big sixer
villa getting relegated
>>150916988I would suggest taking up sex as a hobby.
>>150916988>irrelevant 14bournemouth are currently 3rd and they are not dropping out of the top 4 all season
>>150916998>>150916982>>150916972>>150916958>>150916824>>150916589wrong thread, dummies
THE FIX IS IN
>>150917028was letting you know about a better game
second yellow all fucking dayrigged
>>150917022optimistic
>mememouth
refball
>3rd 0-0 away from home in a row for sandcastlegod i fucking DETEST the irrelevant 14
This match has been a bit of a slurper.
>woltemerdeWow that guy fucking SUCKS
dire
what are you meant to do if someone smashes the ball at your hand from 5 yards away
>>150917218I'd be wondering how he did that since my hands would be behind my back
Drewcastle United Cos they always be drawing games
>>150917218put them behind your back apparentlyit's an idiotic ruleshould only give handballs if they're sticking their arm out
>>150917264did tiktok give you a good view of the handball?
>eddie memes memecastleGenuinely think he'll be gone before the end of the season. The Saudis must be gagging to get a name in like Zidane or some other dickhead.
>>150917293genuinely have no idea what you're on about
love the shaming ritual of zooming in on departing fans
>>150917314surprised hes lasted this long desu
>>150917319sorry Paddy I'm fighting battles on too many fronts
>>150917044very true
