What does he do?
live with his boyfriend unironically
what went wrong?
>>150916247idk, he sort of just appeared one day. Now he's playing for Engerland too
>>150916247act a self-insert for ugly German chuds
honestly the german flops are getting a bit riduclous. you'd think they would produce a good player even by accident.
>>150916247survives the ice age
>>150916287He glowed up macaco
>>150916247He is going to be the first openly gay footballer. Also the first professional footballer to get thrown of a roof.
>>150916247le super tall striker that offers nothing the moment his team can't perma hoof him the ball
>>150917013actually he has always been pretty shit in the air, compared to his height.
>>150917083people have this weird misconception that taller = better on air when people that tall can't jump properly, best aerial players are on the 185-188 range like Cristiano
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>>150917279bruh
>>150916247Is that Nick Woltemade?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Nick screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Woltebitch and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Nick Woltemade, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Woltemade stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>150916247I just saw that this literally who got a 90m transfer to fucking newcastle of all teams what has happened to the market
>>150916247Should be playing behind Strand Larsen. It's how he played at Stuttgart.Unfortunately I think Eddie Mong has no idea what to do with this player and had nothing to do with the transfer. Will very likely keep playing him as a lone 9 with 3 at the back and his talent will go to waste.
