Saturday 20th September>Liverpool 2 – 1 Everton>Burnley 1 – 1 Nottm Forest>Brighton 2 – 2 Tottenham>West Ham 1 – 2 Crystal Palace>Wolves 1 – 3 Leeds United>Man United 2 – 1 Chelsea>Fulham 3 – 1 BrentfordSunday 21st September>Sunderland 1 – 1 Aston Villa>Bournemouth 0 – 0 Newcastle>Arsenal vs Man City (Today, 16:30)
SUNDERCHADS
>villa got a goal>it was just a keeping error should have been an easy saveso it the curse broken or not
>ARSETETA
SUNDERSISSIES
>marking the guy running with the ball instead of fucking HaalandHow shite is Saliba kek
AW melty incoming
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>>150918105>>150918112>"best CB pairing in the league"
>>150917938>should have been an easy saveyes but it had some mad swerve
>>150918172blimey not even close
oh man i didnt captain him because i thought the so-call elite arsenal defense would lock him down
>>150918172Genuinely what is going through Saliba's mind there
>>150918248Cum
>>150918248No idea. The spidercam angle is even more brutal.
>5 weeks into the season>Liverpool have 5 wins>No one else will even have 4I was hoping for a race this season
>>150918527i only care if my United can return back to european competition next season or not
>>150918527Will PGMOL continue to bail them out for the other 33 matches though?
>Scousemong actually thought that black crock was better than ErlingzDAFT CUNT
>professional footballers
>>150919065Pretty funny by Trossard. I am surprised he didn't get himself sent off for that
>>150918172Kek, reminds me a little bit of that goal United conceded against City where all their players are just dicking around in City's half.
>>150918564Me too <3
It begins: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/20/andoni-iraola-bournemouth-manchester-united-analysis>Andoni Iraola is a model modern manager. Could he save Manchester United?
>>150919141The referee probably saw Bernardo chuck the ball towards Trossard tbf
guardian saying west ham want to sack potter so bad and will consider an interim manager to last until the end of the season
am 'fraid the wheels are coming off lads...
been kicked in the balls twice this year, once by my own foot and once by my dog
>lets see how people are reacting in the match thread>oh chile has posted a child being cut in half with a machete >alright let's move to the next thread without that freak in it>oh he's here too and he's posted a child in swimwearyeah that's another country going into the filter. fucking hell how has that freak not been locked up yet
>>150917872last season we'll see gambling sponsors on the front of shirts. Little clubs will struggle even more to compete with the Big 6
>>150919578>last season we'll see gambling sponsors on the front of shirtsGood.
>>150919388found this funny yesterday
>>150919578Hopefully more clubs leave out those front sponsors altogether cause Chelsea's kit always look so damn nice because they don't have a sponsor. I know it won't happen because it's "free" money for the club, but I still hope.
what's that white thing on pep's left cheek?
>arsenal fans are begging for arne slot to save themkek what a mess
reckon he still feels that way?
>>150919388gotta avoid the big game matchthreads, always freaks in there.
>>150920488go back
>>150920625i was already planning on going back after the match to collect more tears, thanks for the reminder.
Title race over in September ... grim grim grikm
>>150920674you're welcome :)
>>150920133Fent patch
>>150920724kek is this you?
what a finish that is
Imagine if Arteta had started all of Saka, Madueke and Eze instead of going full coward DM "wall" in midfield. What a tit.
WELL WELL WELL
>5 point gap to arsenal>8 point gap to city>5 games played
>5 games in>5 points clearis the rest of the league even trying
Tried to tell you Donnarumma wasn't all that>B-but muh shot stopperHis decision making is terrible
>score to make it 1-1 at home>bring on an extra defenderSharteta is a complete terrorist
>>150921534Should have dropped Merino, put Eze as a 10 and played Madueke instead of Trossard. He genuinely didn't believe they could have won that match.
>>150921534he thinks draws at home against title challengers are good results, even after losing the league by a few points on multiple occasions
Look at that gap, marvelous.
>>150921609which is weird because the players obviously did. they were gunning for a second right til the death. luckily gyokeres is worse than darwin and couldnt let off that long ball with his chest into the runner's feet.
easy 100 point season for livarpoolmight even go invincible
The mighty premier league, the thrills, the excitement
>Park the bus >gift your opponents endless chances to equalise >they equalise Is this bald logic?
>>150921534He’s out of control. That starting lineup was scandalous. Eze coming on made such a difference in the second half
>>150921803It nearly worked
>>150921803if Haaland wasn't a greedy cunt they would have been 2-0 up
Liverpool are now in a title race with Spurs and Bournemouth ...
>>150921706>which is weird because the players obviously did. they were gunning for a second right til the death.That's what makes it so fucking bizarre. They won this same fixture 5-1 last season. They haven't lost a league fixture to City for almost 2 and a half years. Martinelli has literally just said now on Sky that he wanted to win:>"Really happy with the goal but we need to work more, we want to win those games. With the players we have, I know if I make those runs say three times in a game, I will get it at least one."So why doesn't his manager?
>>150921972He smashed his face into a bus door and got stitches
>>150921803I don't know how Pep thought that was a good idea considering the amount of times Arsenal have dropped points by doing the exact same thing. I know they're absolutely awful at scoring goals but all it takes is the tiniest teeniest mistake.
The "We earned the respect" trophy, another big win for the best team in europe
>>150922286Arsenal just can't stop winning
>>150922286"lovely lad" media training is killing the bootiful game
Clearly there was a foul on the little rat in the build up to the goal. PGMOL shitters making a mess of it again in a critical moment.
>>150922286>Mikel Arteta is now the only manager to go five games unbeaten against Pep Guardiola in league games (W2 D3).The "Unbeaten Against Pep in 5 League Games" Trophy.I hope the journos ask why he started such a cowardly team. When you make two subs at HT that's proof you've fucked up your starting line-up.
>>150921930And now Martinelli speaking to MOTD:>"Of course, I don't want to be on the bench. I want to play 90 minutes every single game but Arteta knows what he does, he's the gaffer and everyone trusts him. We're really happy with him."And that is why they're not winning another trophy under Arteta.
>>150922342little rat should've been sent off for a second yellow
>>150922286most respected club trophy
>>150922388Because Martinelli wants to play 90 minutes? I think you are overreacting on this one.
>>150921700
>>150922618>Arteta knows what he does, he's the gaffer and everyone trusts him. We're really happy with him.Stop defending your pussy manager from drawing games he should have won.
Never seen a team foul as much as Arsenal
>>150922668
>>150922712newcastle
>>150922780they also have that hideous blonde rat who dives every chance he gets
>>150922716More shine
>Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "At the very least [we deserved a point]. I'm so proud of my players, the way we played, the way we dominated almost every aspect of the game. Very disappointed not to win the game.">On City's goal: "We had the situation, five against two, a lot of a scramble over the ball and in that moment, that split second, Halland runs on and they attacked the space in a great way - that's the quality they have. We are in the top end of the pitch, cross the ball and a lot of things have to happen but that's their quality.">On chances for City: "One is a corner, another is a counter attack and the other is a giveaway. That's it. To keep City to just that, chapeau to the boys.">On Arsenal's performance: "I think we played better than last year when we beat them. Much better.">On Martinelli scoring off the bench: "Very happy, that is what they're here for. Ebs [Eze] as well with the ball he plays to Gabi, the timing of the run and the quality of the finish is unbelievable.">On subs making an impact: "They are all going to play. They will all have opportunity. We're going to need them at that level. There is no question that that is something very necessary.">On being five points behind Liverpool: "We cannot control that. They win every match. It's going to be very difficult but if we play at this level, like we did against Manchester City, we will be fine."Numpty.
Spurs are unironically title challengers this season.
>>150922933But they created 0 real chances...
>>150923025That hoof over the top was a real chance. Stokeanal also hoofed it in from corners lots of times. Stunning attacking football.
>>150922716
Best league in the world
>>150923265good post
Is this the end of poop? What the fuck performance was that? He just parked the bus. It's actually over.
>>150922933>On Arsenal's performance: "I think we played better than last year when we beat them. Much better."this nigger cannot be serious
>>150923799lad is losing his marbles
>>150923377A draw away to Arsenal isn't a bad result?
>>150923894
>>150923976Parking the bus against an arsenal team who weren't on their game today and were there for the taking, and only getting a draw is a terrible result. Everyone agrees it's 2 points dropped for city because they threw it away by not killing the game. It's a better result for arsenal than it is for city at the end of the 90 minutes.
>>150924132>not killing the game.they had like 1 chance other than the goal
>>150924132>It's a better result for arsenal than it is for city at the end of the 90 minutes.Is it bollocks.
>>150924205Because pep subbed off all his attackers which is just bizarre. He's definitely losing the plot.
>Everyone acting amazed that Liverpool are top and buying the title
>>150924961Wirtzybaby will botch them the title in the final running
>>150925027Media will still say he needs time to adapt. No player for any other club would get this kind of treatment from the media btw.
>HAHAHA ALL OF LIVERPOOL'S BIG BUYS ARE FLOPPING>NOOOOOO LIVERPOOL ARE BUYING THE LEAGUEcitymong is having a schizophrenic breakdown because of a football team kek
You won't hear it in the media but Arsenal's best player this season Nonny Madookie is 006
I think Isak looked terrible yesterday. £150m but in big transfers hes not the Wirtz signing (see what I did there, I made fun of Liverpool fans. very easy stuff lately)
just seen Liverpool have a flawless record in the league. mental.
>Kerkez and Wirtz already benched>Isak can't get a game£350m well spent
>liverpool are going to win the league with their big money signings benchedbased. they spent all that money just to deprive other teams and are winning with their usual squad, therefore beating the allegations of "buying the league". arne slot is just too smart for the rest of us.
>>150925934>forgetting EkitikeArguably the only one who's impressed so far.
First half of the season doesn't mean shit
>>150925201Still couldn't believe that quote from earlier. Here it is verbatim from the Tweet someone posted: https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1969707660971852031Wirtz being compared to famous United failure Juan Sebastian Veron.
>>150925974Liverpool will be crowned Champions (again for the 21st time) before Boxing day.
>>150925881>£350mthats a lot of money!surely paying off the refs is cheaper
>>150926067They've been doing that as well! Embarrassing show all round from Liverpool honestly.
>>150925321Does hearing about Wirtz bother you that much that you're going to call Madueke Arsenal's best player this season?
bald man seething over man who can grow hair
>>150926067Hasn't Arteta spent 2 (TWO!!!) Billion(!) pounds on his squad?
>>150926007>verbatimI couldn't be bothered to quote it, sorry lads.
>>150926114their words not mine
>>150926205uh huh
>>150926173calling a man bald is like twisting a knife in his heart
seen an Arsenal fan say they'll be the biggest club in the world if they win a big trophy just once.his reason? Reese Witherspoon's kids are Arsenal fans
Man United are only 1 point behind Chelsea despite playing Arsenal, Man City, and Chelsea.
>>150926596dont get ahead of yourself. I remember when Amorim arrived and realised he had an easy run for a few weeks to get in some results. Didnt work out.They have Brentford and Sunderland next. You think theyre going to win three games in a row?
>>150925881kerkez was one of the best players on the field yesterday
https://x.com/LFCVine/status/1969847983895400730lmao
>>150926918state of it
>>150926918Do you reckon they all share this underlying feeling they dont belong to be in a shout for the league, and so everytime they get whiff of being on the same peg, they celebrate like theyve won a treble?
>>150927011Genuinely looks more like a club celebrating staying up.
>>150926918I was wondering when the celebration police would show up.
>>150927110>celebration policeCope
>Marcus Rashford was left out of Barcelona’s starting line-up to face Getafe on Sunday night after arriving late to training on the morning of the game.
congrats to Wobbie on buying mounjaro
>>150927110You would not see City and Liverpool celebrate drawing in a title race defining game like that
>>150926918WELL DONE ARSENAL THAT'S A BLOODY GOOD DRAW
>>150927198>scores two goals absolutely slapping Amorim/United in the face>immediately does shit like thistheres no hope with him
Didn't ange win something like 7 of his first 10 games at spurs?
>>150927198>Rashford has changed they said
>>150927209I remember City celebrating quite a lot harder last season when they drew against 10 men Arsenal though.
Neville's list in shambles already
>>150927413Carragher with a good list except for er... Im not gonna say it
Six English teams played in the Champions League in midweek. Only one won this weekend.
>>150927413i can never tell with nevilles predictions every year if he actually is that delusional about united or if he does it because its good for ratingsi know it's probably the former but i hope for his sake its the latter
>>150926918distinctly remember liverpool celebrating in front of the kop after a draw v west bromwich albion
in a season where Man Utd spend 70m on a striker you'll be surprised who my FLOP transfer is...
>>150927413carragher nicked my relegation teams
>>150928565and where did Liverpool finish that season?
>>150928818sunderland might as well be safe already
>>150928850nowhere lol
>>150926684>NOOOOOOO DON'T SAY ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOUR CLUB!!!
>>150928920You kinda proved his point then
>league decided by Septemberyeah i'm sticking with NFL, atleast that league is competitive
only 5 matches in and we already know liverpool will be champions
Arsenal have really regressed since they let Thomas partey go. He brought something unique to the table
>>150929033they've struggled to replace his xRAPE
>>150929061kek
>If PGMOL hadn't helped Liverpool against Newcastle and Burnley they would, at best, have 12 pointsPretty much a carbon copy of last season where they needed penalties to beat clubs like Southampton (home and away).If PGMOL want to manufacture a Liverpool title again that's fine, but don't do it right from the start because it makes it too obvious and spoils the fake entertainment for the rest of the season.
>>150929498AW seething
>>150929498did you think that post through ffs
I see a couple of Indians have gotten upset
>>150929498This is the manure monkey brain with no europe ladies and gentleman
>>150930206Three*
>>150929498I think I'll add you to my collection.
>>150930474>road
reading an arsenal fan telling everyone that gyokeres was bought to bully small teams, not to beat big teams and now im laughing
>>150930751is that arsenal fan called gary neville because last time i checked he's not an arsenal fan but he's been saying that since they signed gyokeres
>>150930863no it's some mongs on reddit kek. theyre saying this game needed kai havertz lmao
Pool will win the league but get btfo again in competitions.
>>150930975they're one injury away from catastrophe. it's too early to predict anything at this point. the table at christmas will tell us more.
just noticed the spurs brighton thread is being bumped
>>150930975no one cares about your predictions
>>150931039it's popping off
how was the arsenal city game? ive seen the stats and the goals on motd but doesnt always tell the story
>>150931095That Aussie has "communicated" like that for years at this point.
actually howling that wirtz and isak have both floppedi mean most of us neutrals saw it a mile off but you gotta love it you just gotta
>>150931189one of the most boring games of football you could ever watch and it ended a draw. don't waste any more energy thinking about it. meaningless fixture at this point of the season anyway.
>>150931279>meaningless fixture
>>150931036Nah Slot has been figured out since years.>>150931057Suck my dick.
>>150930975>Poolstop doing this, fucks me off something fierce
>>150931189I'd recommend getting your hands on a full replay, no one in this thread is capable of properly illustrating the ebbs and flows of the crown jewel of match day five
>>150931430we don't sign our posts here
>>150931345results that aren't losses don't mean much at this point in the season.
>>150931496Failing to take 3 points off one of your main title rivals at home is a huge thing
>>150931496I'm starting to question if you know ball
>>150931579Liverpool wasn't playing today mate.
Why is this league so low goal scoring?
>>150931579not at this stage. even with city and arsenal dropping points they're only like 5 points behind liverpool.
>>150931608>wtf no Bayern 15-0 Poopensharten???
>>150931608too much porridge for breakfast
>>150931627This is cope, it doesn't matter when in the season it is, failing to take points off your main rivals is bad.It's 2 points dropped for Arsenal and 1 gained for City
>>150931608I'm bringing mönchengladbach (yeah)
>>150931651can't tell if you're really this stupid or pretending to be this stupid. the table is so tight at this stage of the season that every week it changes so you're not going to be set back by drawing at home in the 5th game of the season.
>>150931633not easy to digest I assume.But these teams surely can afford a foreign nutritionist
>>150931734your league is what's hard to digest hmmmmph
>>150929436kek
Screenshotmong doesn't watch football or he'd remember City celebrating a late home draw against a 10-man Arsenal only last season
>>150929498would be 8 i think, dont think theyve played a single match yet that didnt have extreme refball
>most boring games this seasonkek
Even Isak's getting more abuse than dogshit Wirtz What the fuck is going on
>>150931732They're the worst type of football fan. The kind who when a club like Luton (F) win on the opening day they say something like "well that's luton staying up!" and they say it with complete sincerity.
how the fuck is Emery still in the job
>>150931732Again, beating your title rivals at home is a huge thing for winning the league, you not only get points yourself but you cause your rival to drop points That goal at the end resulted in a 4 point swing between Arsenal and City
>>150931949Marcel bizot
https://x.com/choppahwontmiss/status/1969817377819722175?s=19Difference between city and arsenal mentality in 1 videoCity score late equaliser, immediately grab the ball and try to go win the game.Arsenal score late equaliser, they run to the corner flag celebrating and the manager brings on an extra defender to see out the draw
>>150931608We sold Heinrich Kahn and its been slow ever since
>>150931891desu i dont know which transfer was worse/made less sense but i dont rate liverpool or fsg at all so im biased i suppose
Harry Maguire is in the FPL team of the week :)
>>150932030It is fairer even given that to judge Wirtz who's played more matches and had a full pre-season
wolves west ham villa would be a kino relegation 3WWVthink about it
>>150931952the league is never decided on head to heads. they'd all settle for draws regardless. the team who can roll over the shitter teams is always your winner. liverpool didn't beat arsenal home or away last season but it didn't mean shit.
why is this canadian rudely (you)ing me?
>>150932159oh don't be such a sauerkraut
>>150931891am i supposed to give a fuck what a blue tick negro on twitter says
Livercunt when it's an X not slagging off Liverpool >I will spam this at 7am Livercunt when it's an X slagging off Liverpool >I don't care!! He's not my parasocial friend!!
>>150932156They did however, beat City twice.
Lmao what an arrogant cunt
>>150932256And Southampton twice (although it took penalties in both matches to do so and Southampton were objectively one of the worst clubs in PL history. Thank G-d for PGMOL)
what the fuck is "an X" lmao is this freak using twitter's tranny name unironically?
>>150932256city lost 9 games last season.
>>150932282this is directed at you btw "x.jpg": >>150932288
>>150932288It's AW, he always does it for some reason
>>150932292and finished a mere 3 points behind arsenal, who lost 4 and who also finished 10 points behind Liverpool, who also lost 4. can you see the problem?>>150932325oh right. what a weirdo lol
kudus should be up for flop of the season so far
>>150932372Nice try you vile Scouse rat it's Wirtz end of
>>150932372what a silly thing to say
>>150932360arsenal came 2nd because they couldn't beat the shit teams. nobody disputes this except you. their form against big teams was good including liverpool. you're literally here arguing that the league is wrapped up 5 games in. nobody is falling for your cope.
ooh now it's getting, now it's getting.. we all know Screenshotcunt doesn't like people slagging him off..
>>150932385wirtz has been shit too
>>150932050probably expectationsto most english language soccer consumers wirtz was "that poopensharten guy" whereas isak has been built up to be the next coming of eto'o and thierry henrythink there were about 7 opinion pieces alone from the bbc about how arsenal simply must sign isak because he's the new thierry henry
>>150932459>you're literally here arguing that the league is wrapped up 5 games in.quote the post where i said anything of the sort, arsewog. arsenal lose because arteta is afraid to battle for wins in every match. that's why it's a club of perennial losers. a team of cowards managed by the biggest coward of all.
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW LAS~~~
You can feel the bitterness and Seethe from this guy towards Arsenal lmao. The equaliser probably broke his heart.
>>150932410what has he done? spurs are even shitter than last season with him
>arsenal and city both losing points probably broke the heart of a scouseryea mate, i'm in floods of tears kek
>>150932708not even going to dignify this obvious troll with a serious replyhave a good night
>>150932671arsenal are a good team. without eze they go on to lose that game. the ball was perfect. only player who showed a bit of quality all match from arsenal. it's turning those losses into draws which makes you a competitive team.
>>150932671It is a genuine seethe but no-one has quite figured it out. 190, Cloggy and Fitizen also had/have the same thing going. What company to keep!
>>150932785>only player who showed a bit of quality all match from arsenalhe was fucking shite outside the assist lol>it's turning those losses into draws which makes you a competitive team.KEK
>>150932785Draws cost you league titles. 1 win 1 loss is better than 2 draws. Roy Keane was right, arteta is too scared to lose a game so they end up with too many draws
>>150932814so you expected them to draw all game? because most people didn't and had city defending for the win. the equaliser came from nowhere and saved a point.
draw at the etihad ain't bad
>>150932882>so you expected them to draw all gamewhat the fuck are you talking about
>>150932884>draw at the etihad ain't bad>at the etihadAnon I...
I genuinely think Frank will get the sack before Amorim. United don't have the balls anymore.
>>150932958what a silly thing to say
>>150932957oh was it the emirates? yeah thats grim was wondering why city had 33% possession
>>150933023Maybe provide an actual response
>>150932958He might but I can't see Frank getting the sack first Potter and Emery are taking the fucking piss
>>150932958Nobody rates spurs so they don't really care that they're dropping stinkers every week. Arteta's draw against city is getting more press than Frank scraping a draw thanks to an own goal against a faltering Brighton.
>>150932958frank is doing well and is a good manageris this just a troll post, probably is
>>150933023>>150933662obviously deluded topspur fans
>>150933168potter is all but sacked less so with emery(he has a lot more of a leeway)but frank lmaoo>>150933662this
>>150934027what a silly thing to say
>>150934027im a liverpool customer so you got that wrongill stick with my previous post that frank is a good manager and is doing well. we can revisit this in a few months and see if he's still doing well.
>three 0-0s
>>150933662It’s troll post, but Frank Spurs don’t look threatening. They’re just solid defensively and will definitely struggle when either Romero or VDV is out especially since they don’t have good backup CB.
The title race may be over, but it looks like we'll at least have a great relegation battle to look forward to.
was just thingken...why are people saying wirtz isn't a flopping because liverpool are winning matches? Are they braindead?
>>150937267>are scousaars brain dead?Yes
>>150937285thanks just wondered. thought it was strange.
>scousaars
3am in the uk innit
>>150937767time does not matter to you-know-who
>>150937875time is a flat circle
Ekitike is a seriously good player. Who do Liverpool have to replace Salah in the next two years?Not exactly a negative post about Liverpool, but have they been a bit lucky so far? Last minute winners (90+10, 90+5 penalty, 90+2). Everton was their most convincing win.Anyway its a genuine question. Id be wondering how long it will stay this way
This does not fukkhin slip la*slips*AAAAA HELP ME LA I'VE FOCKN SLIPPED LA
Enzo Fernandez is such a little prissy do Chelsea fans even rate him
Man United have faced 3/4 of the top 4 and are only 3 points from 2nd place
>>150940425that performance against City shows how far off they are in quality.
Bournemouth for Europe!
>>150940441would've been a different game if mounty and cunha were available and also an actual good GK tbf
>>150940441Means fuck all when they're 3 points off 2nd having played 3 of the best teams in the league.
>>150940100i don't think they could have been too aggrieved by draws against newcastle and arsenal as they were fairly even games decided by moments of brilliancethe other late winners were when liverpool were in the ascendancy and found the goal when they needed to, which good teams do
>>150940539Funny how football teams with fantastic keepers and strikers just win. Spending hundreds of millions on midfield really is a meme. Fergie knew this
>>150940890he had great midfielders though, cleverley, gibson, park, anderson to name a few
>Baleba stinker after stinkerWish United bought him now. Where does Evan Ferguson play now? You now remember when he was touted as 100m
>>150940905loaned to roma, still trying to gel with the team so he hasn't done much with them
>>150940898Only Park is good there>CleverleyThat 2011 purple patch really did a number on you guys
>9 out of the 10 premier league matches this weekend had 5+ injury time minutes in the second half huh
>>150940905Kek I do remember that, was thinking about it today. He had that nice start a couple years ago
Love this lad like you wouldn't believe
>>150932282>hurrr it worked midweek stop asking durrrEveryone knows he knows he fucked up with that formation. You don't make a double sub at the start of the second half if it's all going smoothly.
>>150941047zesty little fruitcake
thinking about prime Mourinho and the amount of silverware he would win if he was coaching Liverpool from 2018-2020
>>150940576Will pep play like this against Liverpool or will he roll over for them like usual? There's a betting opportunity here.
my jadon will get relegated along with villa :(
Was he really up at 3am crying about Liverpool and Wirtz? Kek
>some united fans already tell other fans that the team isn't in danger because they're 'only' 3 points away from top 4, 'only' 1 point from Chelsea as if they forgot they're being coached by Amorim AKA the man who makes winning as rare as possiblewell no fucking shit they're not that behind it's still 5 fucking games.
>>150941618But according to a Liverpool fan in this thread the league is wrapped up already because Arsenal didn't take 3 points from Man City. Some total rivals nonsense. Congrats to United!
>>150941618The Amorim system is kino shut up. It just needs the prime Van Nistlerooy and Van Der Sar
deary me arsenal fans arent happy this morning
>>150933662spurs have looked like complete shit under frank. even ange wasn't this bad. people were saying spurs could win the league under ange when he started because he won a lot. the collapse came afterward. franks spurs are already collapsing.
>>150941966good morning AW, this is how you cope with that display against city is it then i see
>>150941519i thought rashford was finished after his performances for villa. turns out villa are really the ones who are finished.
Livercunt thinks saying something makes it fact Such as how we're not buying his narrative that Wirtz has been incredible
the irony of certain posters here claiming other posters are coping about something (?) when those same posters can't even talk about football but rather spend the entire thread accusing anonymous (see: anonymous) posters of all being the same person. maybe we're in the matrix.
>>150942000classic Dave post
>frank 5 games and 1 window>win against city (easy)>arteta 5 years and billions spent>draw against city (lucky)meanwhile AW has the CHEEK to post this cope >>150941966 lmao
>>150942000He'll spam a bunch of X screenshots in a second His parasocial mates talk for him (he has no opinions of his own)
Troubling how angry Liverscum get over the flop that is Wirtz, I can see them doing something very very stupid. I just hope they keep it in-house like Hillsborough rather than maiming innocents like Heysel (I can say this because it isn't illegal yet).
>arsenal are shit because of xyz>but spurs are amazing! trust me bro>spurs are below arsenal in the tableI mean, even I'm feeling the 3rd hand embarrassment from these posts
>>150941952https://youtu.be/3NM-adSBSLY
bit surprised by the media all talking about arteta like this i thought they were happy playing stoke ball and being bridesmaid fc
>>150942162kek
>>150942000Frank is awful but the media are too focused on Amorim right now. Had Brighton not scored the own goal there would've been criticism though.
>>150942171yeah good one aw post it again maybe even youll start to believe it
Always wonder how Frank would have done had he had this generational team. Genuinely think they could have been centurions with the right manager.
>>150940100There's rumours Liverpool want Olise big next yearI dont think you can replace Salah/Van Dijk though, I think you just change the way you play to be less reliant on 2 players
>>150942190You know what they call an Emerson Royal in the French league?
Has AFTV been taking over by the Jamaican-British?
>>150942207it's a disgrace bludman ting
>£64m>0 shots against Pep Bus FCK W A B
>>150942190Probably get relegated
>>150942209>22 touchesK W A B
>>150942209>tfw gyokores is only 6 goals behind solanke's league record at spurs despite solanke playing 6x more games
>>150942208There’s a celebration video of the equaliser on aftv. Someone asked the AI where it was filmed, it said Nigeria
>>1509422090.00 xG and 0.01 xA KEK
>>150942219
>>150942190did you see the assist solomon got for villarreal? https://x.com/ManorSolomonFan/status/1969463931493097932he was apparently pretty good for leeds tooreckon if it wasnt for his politics he would be playing for spurs you know
>>150942226it's a fair comparison. solanke cost 1m more than gyokeres.
Why are Spurs fans so rattled this morning kek.
>>150942243youre having a melty for everyone to see aw but keep on coping about tottenham
>>150942236Notice how no Liverpool fan tries to deflect to Everton when things are going bad?
>>150942257Yeah, they deflect to United instead
alright then, how do we fix my arsenal football club? if you're appointed manager by tomorrow, how do you win the premier league this season?
>>150942282Nothing to fix imo. Done well considering the fixtures. United at home on the first day of the season will always be tough, Liverpool, City, Forest. Tough games against good teams.
>>150942282We're 2nd because we're a bloody good club with a brill manager and those rival rotters running their mouths can go and ruddy well stick one
>>150942302there's something to fix, arsenal shouldn't be playing this reserved football at home versus anyone, specially city. being solid defensively should be priotrized, but not in this manner. barely even made any real shots on goal beside eze in the second half and madueke in the first(second?).there's something wrong with the way the players are instructed, they're being directed to keep the ball as long as possible rather than take risks and threaten the opponent.
Young, inexperienced manager pls understand
>>150942370as soon as you pushed up and took a risk you conceded so not being rash and taking dumb risks was the better option. city did the exact same thing, they pushed up and risked it and ended up conceding too. in the end it was 2 teams who didn't want to lose as opposed to win which generally speaking is fine as a point against a rival is valuable.
>>150942282Practice crosses, movement and passes in the final third. Everything else is there but they can't create anything in the final third.I think Arsenal could send a player 1on1 three times yesterday but the pass was too hard. All the crosses and corners were shit.Arsenal did commit players (not too defensively set up), they did make runs but they couldn't get the ball to eachother in the final third.
>>150942372Imagine in any other industry spending £1.1 billion with no success to show for it, and people saying you need more time and to learn
>>150942477im a tottenham fan but what a stupid post
who has more pace and physicality?
>>150942554No you're not AW
>>150942235>reckon if it wasnt for his politics he would be playing for spurs you knowYeah Spurs infamously hate Jews Just as Ange hated Bissouma
He's up early and he's immediately on the screenshots. Likely was forced to sign-on in person and that's naturally our fault so we have to put up with the spam.
>>150942567They do this on purpose to get you talking about the game
>>150942618if anything having a jewish identity makes having an openly zionist/political player more of a risk for business sounds counterintuitive but sometimes reality is
>>150942627Are you talking about your imaginary friends again in the football thread? Sort it out m8
Can't get over how bad Villa are. Can't even beat a 10-man Sunderland, can't even keep a clean sheet against them.
Not epl but blows my mind how many people think lamine yamal deserves the ballon dor. I shouldnt care about some shitty popularity contest but man
>>150942799I’d honestly give it to Maguire
Watched an Arsenal fans celebrating video and heard monkey noises. Not sure if it’s supposed to be there or some racist edited it in. Absolutely not on if the latter
>Andre Onana has more goal contributions this season than Florian Wirtzerr liverbros…
Kek
>>150943055youve done it now, we're going to be hearing about frank's performance at tottenham all day
The deserve-to-win o'meter is BACK
>>150943055kek what a trophyless failed bitch clubKWATFBC
>>150943055Trophy dodgers in shambles lmao
>>150943055didn't mean shit when they still conceded. pep is definitely regretting his tactics now. the game was there for the taking but they sat back and ended up throwing away 3 points in the dying minutes. gifted arsenal a draw after a mediocre performance. massive point for arsenal when it should've been 3 points city.
what the
>>150943194No wonder his wife left him
fuck me wirtz is shit
>spurs are getting clowned>let me deflect to liverpool
>>150943131Pep will probably learn from this game but Arteta seemingly hasn't learned the right lesson even after 2 years of failures.
>>150943258grasping at straws there aw
>>150943235Xavi Simons is way better
did spurs pay 130 million quid for a german tom cleverly? no? fuck up then you tit
What will happen in post-Salah Liverpool?
125-Millionen-Flop? Wirtz wackelt in Liverpool
>Noni Madueke set for a spell on the sidelines due to a knee injury sustained against Manchester City.007 postponed
>>150943302we're way better than liverpool overall. we just haven't hit out form under super frank yet. expose that slot fraud once and for all this season.
>>150943286Arteta is unbeaten against Pep the last 2 years (5 games). It seems like it is Pep who is not learning anything after 2 years of failures.
>>150943315There'll never be a more finished club. Literally carried them since the second he got there. Even after spending £500m they're still relying on Salah (as well as PGMOL). An absolute embarrassment.
>>150943340*cripples you*
Fans of every other club unite on talking about how fucking shite Wirtz is because the media takes great pride in dragging down every expensive non-Liverpool player after 2 or 3 matches.
>>150943386In your path? Or no?
>>150943315>What will happen in post-Salah Liverpool?According to Sky Sports it will unlock £120m Flop so the Scousers should be demanding it happens now
>>150943315How do you even replace him? There is no obvious replacement. Maybe mbappe but he's obviously not going to join Liverpool. Also he plays off the left. They'll have to accommodate for his departure in other areas.
The name's Auschwirtz. Floppian Auschwirtz.
Salah not winning the ballon door is comical. When Liverpool sell him to Saudi they’ll miss him
>>150943366The league isn't against a single team lad. You have to play 38 games. Not 2.
Who's the bigger flop, wirtz, ekitike, sesko or kudus?
>>150943449>How do you even replace him?They've spent enough, use one of the other signings
>>150943469hasn't he won the PFA a few times? i prefer their selections anyway even if it's england only
>>150943474in what world are ekitike and kudus flops? weird post
>>150943366>2 years of failures.How many league titles in those 2 years?
thinking how auschwirtz unlocked the deep defences at burnley with all the guile and dirty tricks of an SS officer
>>150943489In what world are they living up to their price tag?
>>150943506this just sounds like cope from someone mad about all the wirtz banterthat is what this is, isnt it
>>150943469You need to win the CL and/or an international competition to be eligible for the balon dor nowadays.
>>150943513>mad about wirtz >literally included him in the list of flops
116 million pounds0 goals0 assists6 appearances
>>150943533including him in a list with non-flops is pretty obviousyoure not nearly as smart or subtle as you think you are
>>150943542Is this true? I find it hard to believe because the media would be massacring a player like that and I can't see them doing it anywhere!
>>150943542How's the job search going mate? You ARE applying for jobs and not obsessing over a footballer at 3 in the morning yes?
>>150943557i work at an auditors mate, its my job to sniff out frauds
Floppian O FloppianWherefore art thou Floppian
>>150943563You don't though do you.
>>150943544>non-flops
Although Florian Wirtz cost an eye-watering £116m to move to Liverpool FC, he has yet to score or assist in any Premier League or European goals.
>>150943599Just what are they smoking over at Anfield?
Is it me or is work going quiet at the moment?Obviously true if you’re a dinner lady in Manchester but seems its a nationwide problem
yooooooooooo this dude is whack.
>>150943644Does this seriously not get boring? There's literally NOTHING else you could be doing right now?
>>150943644haha he's shit
>>150943644>pickford's reactionkek
>>150943644Pleased to see they replaced Darwin. Miss that lad
>>150943631Get a chef job, there's a million of them. Or, y'know, sit of 4chan and post DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD DAE WIRTZ BAD XD over and over
It’s taking longer for Wirtz to fully adapt and I'll explain whyFirst of all, it's a huge switch. He's going from the Bundesliga to the Premier League, which has many differences. The English league is more competitive, intense and physical.In Leverkusen he played in a completely different role. There HE WAS THE SYSTEM, his teammates relied on him. He was the Messi of Leverkusen. At Liverpool it's the opposite. He's now PART OF A SYSTEM, surrounded by other star players. That requires adjustment and its a lot of work. Some might say "but other players adapted faster". Because they are playing the same roles as they did in their previous club, Wirtz has to completely reshape his game.Others might say "well he was £116m, for that amount he should've done more." Liverpool didn't buy him for 5 games, but for 5 years.
Why dont forrens like football?
>>150940905
>>150943662he mentally ill mate he spammed kloppo and the gang for like 2 years
It’s taking longer for Wirtz to fully adapt and I'll explain whyHe's shit
>>150943755lol
>>150943755kek done him
Kloppo and the gang was funny
>>150943755on the plus side at least he's not as bad as kudus
>>150943778delusional
>>150942477
Isak and Wirtz will cook Southampton
>>150943078Shit like this image shows why I fell out of love with soccer.Its such a low scoring sport. I don't bring this up because I am adhd-brained or something and need constant scoring. I mention it because in other sports like tennis, counterstrike, or basketball, the winners are determined by many trials over the course of a game, meaning the more "deserved" competitor wins almost every time. The low scoring nature of soccer often leads to ties or fluke finishes. This isn't even mentioning the meta of baiting fouls in the penalty box instead of just going for goal. Its really an uncompetitive and pathetic sport.Even futsal mogs this semen slurping sport.
>>150943778?
>>150943194he should have stopped at three but he got too greedy
>>150943819that can't be real
>>150943819jesus christ
>>150943386he asks his barber for the 'Hiroshima'
>>150943819lmao
>>150943819Fucking hell
>>150943704But Little chef been shut for years
>>150943819Liverpool fans demanded stat twitter accounts to delete their posts on this btw
>>150943644You're missing the bigger picture. He's added another run ahead of the ball to his stat.
>>150943819>Who cares if Wirtz costed £115m? 5 from 5!
>>150943644It's those extra 2.5 seconds you get in the bundeslel that make a lot of their shitters look goodsanchos another perfect example of it
you know when Liversimp is truly angry because he starts replying to posts with 'kekaroo' aim for that
Ten Hag ruined him. You cannot blame the player this time!
>>150943836kekaroo this is good but wasted on zoomers who don't know their history
>>150943644>pissak trying so hard to prove he isnt a tap in merchantcringe
>>150943978going mad at wirtz there too. trouble brewing in the locker room. pressure growing.
>>150943819
>>150944043no chance he'll sit on the bench, they have to move ekikekaroo out wide or something
>>150944128>ektoplasm the only one who didn't look like a complete bust>move him to where he'll be ineffective to try and accommodate one of your other expensive flopsI'm starting to think slotto isn't the genius we thought he was
>>150943819Liverpool sisters... i dont feel so good
Thinking about when Graham Potter had his 'glow up' while at Chelsea and the football media treated this as normal reporting because Chelsea is a fundamentally gay football club (they even looked at Brighton and decided to import it)
>>150942799If we're being completely honest, Salah should get it, but unfortunately the UCL has the highest weighting towards getting it. Just don't think I can take it seriously when a team like PSG or Madrid does well in the UCL because you know that their league was wrapped up in December.
The cope is that Wirtz is showing potential but he isn't Do not let Scousers turn it into a debate he's shite
Lad was up at 3am and 5am posting about Wirtz. It's mental how easily people on 4chan give into schizophrenia. They only need the slightest little nudge. In this case it was Man City being SNUBBED by Wirtz. Scary. I'm just glad the schizo is focused on shitposting and not out there hurting kids the way schizos usually do (for now at least)
He won't consider him a parasocial friend any more But here's one of his x.com buddies saying what must not be said
>>150944444
>>150944444the lad up at 5am is a weirdo but this was even more schizo than late night shit posting m8
Why does arsewog insist on calling it "x"?
>posting at 4pm after work is more schizo that sitting up all night untill he sun literally rises, semi-regularly posting on /sp/ about a footballer in a dead thread out of sheer seetheNo points for guessing who that poster is kek
Don't talk about Liverpool's footballers in /epl/
>>150944453will he be hurling abuse at flopian shartz too?
>>150944480very schizo post
anyone remember that weird moment where the darlings of the english media were abusing bournemouth players and they tried desperately to pretend it wasnt a liverpool ST holder?
oh dear citymong's been set off again. Thread won't be usable til about 11 when the alcohol overpowers him and he conks out til the wee hours and starts up again
>>150944518citymeng suffers from 'the vapours' so cut him some slack
>>150944444>if you think a £116m player is shit for having 0 G/A in 5 games then you have schizophrenia
>>150944453>>150943819This is nuts.
The Scouse Bible admitting he's dogshit (albeit hidden behind some bizarre "y-you know he's world class la' b-but-" cope) LET 4PLEBS.ORG REFLECT THAT THE LIVERPOOL ECHO'S MAIN FOOTBALL STORY OF THE DAY IS THAT WIRTZ IS SHITE!
>>150944628kek>WHY GOTT, WHY?! WHY AM I SO SCHEISSE?!!
The Wirtz Defence League has assembled in a desperate panic to hide the full truth of the great Floppening
>You know it's coming. Should Florian Wirtz fail to register a goal contribution in his next Liverpool outing, rival supporters will be flocking to make their '007' jokes and digs.>The German claimed an assist on his debut against Crystal Palace in the Community Shield last month, while his substitute appearance against Everton was his actual seventh outing for the club, but why let that get in the way of a good tribalist ribbing?
>>150944698>BUT THE COMMUNITY SHIELD LA!howling
>>150944698>pre season friendly copemust be grim to be a scousaar
>every football related tweet has 10 OF slags with their AI generated replies women in the western world need to be put in their place.
>>150944622apparently it's schizophrenia
>>150943819fucking unreal lol
Do all the other generals have a resident wierdo like this guy? Why did this freak have to take an interest in football?
>>150944890pretty much every general on every board has one of these guys and you just gotta filter their buzzwords
>>150944453Kek what a FLOPKWAF
>>150943819oof
Why do people set fireworks off in daylight in September? Why do these people use up oxygen?
>>150945081Go knock on their door and ask them You won't
>>150932013Arseshitters will make a big show of going for the ball in the net next time because they're such cringe monsters
we aren't allowed to talk about the record premier league signings
>>150945088I don't know exactly who it is.
they winding us up?
>>150945127kinda sad how erlingz will never win it until he moves to spain or france
>>150944890Every good general has a resident schizo it is the mark of quality
>>150945127Ballon d'Or is a Fr*nch creation and frankly, while I understand the interest in it, we need to massively reduce our interest in it
It's actually harder to go 5 times undefeated against man City than to win the league once. Winning the league is a blip, 2.5 seasons of beating title challengers that's real European elite consistency
>>150945127Bottom rankings below 10 mean nothing, these guys only have like 1-2 votes.
Before Scousaars get too angry, note we're not holding Isak (more expensive, from the same league) to the same standards At this point Wirtz deserves this and far far more
>>150945127VVD should be way higher than Erling tbqh
>>150945263bait
>>150945265Erling was shit last year
It feels like the Premier League are conceding the Balloon Door to La Liga as a pittance
>>150945278All football awards are meaningless since Salah won the Puskas for a bang-average goal.
citymong might be the angriest i've ever seen him. that goal from arsenal has got right up his arse kek
leaked early, always happens
>>150945271vvd has never been good + he's a defender
>>150945324this is the guy that relentlessly tries to make the girls laugh in social gatherings with his 70 iq jokes and they do out of pity which keeps him going.
>>150945343im kuwait certain i know why he rattles you so much lad
>>150945364M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!!!!!
I'd rather just stick to talking about about awful Wirtz is now that the Liverpool Echo has greenlit this as an acceptable topic of conversation
>>150945337Erling was shit last year. He's frankly not even a good footballer. He's basically just a poacher in the world's most expensive team. I could score easily 10 goals for City.
Whats wrong with chelsea? Despite so many players, none of them outside tha starting attackers, midfielders and wingbacks are goodTheir GK and CBs are all shit, and any alternatives to replace palmer, caicedo, neto, cucurella or enzo are legit dogshitChalobah, tyrique, Adarabioyo, gittens and malo gusto are legit league one tier
>>150945406you can acknowledge he's the best forward in the world without seething lad
>>150945271No he wasn't
individual awards in football are just retarded. if you want to say dembele had a better season because his club won more then fine. if you actually think dembele is a better player than haaland then you are a retard and i am not interested in your opinion
>>150945620in fairness haaland had a shit one
looking forward to a new thread being made, anxious to weigh in on haaland and not only who will win the balloon d'or, who SHOULD win it
I don't know why I made it, but I did: >>150945707
>>150945711absolute madlad
>>150945633i mean he had 34 in 48 and dembele had 35 in 53. dembele has never scored more than 14 goals before last year and he has 1/3rd the career goals despite being 3 years older. maybe last year weren't amazing by haaland's freak standards but it annoys me those 2 are even in the same conversation let alone dembele winning a ballon d'or before him
>>150945424But he's not. He's not even a good footballer.
>>150944453>minutes>DEFCON>clean sheets