>Lap:#8116>Countdown to Singapore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150916052>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:207>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:218 (217 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+0)NOR: 299 (+6)VER: 255 (+25)RUS: 212 (+18)LEC: 165 (+2)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 623 (+6)Mercedes: 290 (+30)Ferrari: 286 (+6)Red Bull RBPT: 272 (+33)Williams Mercedes: 101 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)HAM: 1022.35 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)>News:VER RUS SAI ANT LAW TSU NOR HAM LEC HAD ALB BOR BEA OCO ALO HUL STR GAS COLAmx: 'For us to win here again is just fantastic'Carlos: 'I can't describe how happy I am'Oscar: 'Not my finest moment'Lando: "I don't really care how people look at it"Isack: "Can't allow myself to make mistakes like this"Stella: No driver scores more points in Lando Norris' position in Azerbaijan GPCarlitos is your DOTDOscar is your KOTD
gimi
Alonso pole
>2025 WEC Standings>NOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)>HAM: 1022.35 (+53.29)ah fuck, i know what i did here tooitś >2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)HAM: 1004.58 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)
what's their problem
If Max somehow pulls it off, I'm going to Woking and projecting the "HAHA YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME" meme onto the side of McLaren HQ
>>150923629een haas is geen konijn
mercedes ass fat
My Lewis Hamilton impression:>OOOOHHH OHHHHH OHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH I'M A NIGGER MONKEY GIVE ME BANAN OHH OHH OHH AHHH
>>150923557>Stella: No driver scores more points in Lando Norris' position in Azerbaijan GPone thing is defending your drivers, other thing is acting as if we were retards
>>150923703Brit girls tend to have fat asses
anime
>>150923703>5'2">Dresses like a 90s fuck boy>General weirdo bahaviour He is such a strange guy
>>150923703theyre all hamiltons sons except max arent they
>>150923703yuki: 'let me put on my big boy pants'
>>150923727brit girls tend to have fat everything mate
>>150923703it worked
can we wrap up this pozzed "title fight" between pozztri and pozzris soonwe all want the next year ver-rus title fight already
>>150923956globohomo wont let usalso next year must have one mandatory medshitter
>>150923956russell won't get a seat for next year
>pozfags will really claim kwablonso suffered unfair treatment when the globohomos have been riding his dick for the past 2 decades just for being kwabmilton's teammate including USAIDS-sponsored high-profile contracts during the BLM psyop just to keep the narrative going at the cost of him shitting up every team he drove for
>>150924077calm down
time traveler carlos sainz jr
Señor Trump, se le escapo uno, retírele su visa
>>150924077yeah but who shat on the table?
>>150923557>Stella: No driver scores more points in Lando Norris' position in Azerbaijan GPThat's trivially true. All drivers score the exact same amount of points for the same finishing position. Used to be different when they still awarded that ridiculous fastest-lap-point though.
>>150924185jejeje
what's a good SFW booby image to put on my the back bumper of my car so that my fellow idiots will focus on it when bump drafting with me? f1 related because f1 is experts in lust provoking imagery and i want to conduct some psychological warfare on track
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME USAIDS
>>150924179
vcarb has 0% front wing while mclaren has the biggest front wing
>>150924077ACTUALLY it's the medshitters doing that
>>150924244it's becoming increasingly more probable that hamilton will not get a podium this year. what remaining tracks suit ferrari anyway? singapore and abu dhabe? vegas is merc territory, rest should be mclel
Piastri haBritish flags on hus bootsLiterally branded
>>150924369enjoy your stroke there chief
>ynr USaids running away from f1 from a year because alonso invented colapinto
reminder
>>150924456>>150924445>>150924402i'm gonna choke here
If Max wins this championship, I don't, I don't even know what I would do.That would be so fucking funny.The amount of seething would be unbelievable.
>>150924445so sad that shou was ass, it would be nice to have more alopatriots on the grid
>>150923766Anime!
>>150924577bulge
>>150924445I can break it down for you — the sentence looks like an internet meme or a joking comment about Formula 1, but it’s written in a deliberately messy or ironic way. Let’s decode it:“ynr” shorthand for “you never realize” or “you know…” (depends on context — people use “ynr” as slang).“USaids” probably mocking “USA” or “U.S. fans” of F1. It might also be a pun on “US aids” but in meme-speak it’s usually just a jab.“running away from f1 from a year” saying U.S. fans have been “avoiding” Formula 1 for a year.“because alonso invented colapinto” a nonsensical joke implying Fernando Alonso “invented” Franco Colapinto (an actual young racing driver). It’s a way of joking that Alonso is somehow responsible for a new driver or event.So overall it reads like a tongue-in-cheek meme:“You know the U.S. fans have been avoiding F1 for a year because Alonso ‘created’ Colapinto.”It’s not meant literally — it’s just mocking F1 discourse on social media.Do you want me to explain the Colapinto/Alonso part more deeply? (It’s a running joke in F1 Twitter.)
>>150917632Holy cope.>I was too slow to overtake... but I was doing it for the team and Max!
>>150924620But the right kind.
>>150924667>“ynr” shorthand for “you never realize”
>>150924677tsunoda is too stupid to lie
>>150924077Here’s a breakdown:“pozfags” a derogatory slur combining “poz” (HIV-positive) and a homophobic insult. Used here as an insult toward a group of people.“kwablonso” / “kwabmilton” meme nicknames for F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton. The “kwab” prefix comes from Twitter slang mocking someone as “kwab” (meaning “loser” or “fraud”).“suffered unfair treatment” implies Alonso supposedly got a raw deal.“globohomos” conspiracy-theory slang for “globalists” combined with a homophobic slur; used to describe a supposed shadowy elite.“USAIDS-sponsored high-profile contracts during the BLM psyop” implies a conspiracy theory that U.S. organizations and the Black Lives Matter movement were coordinated to boost certain drivers’ careers or shape public perception. (“psyop” = psychological operation.)“just to keep the narrative going” suggests the conspiracy’s goal was to uphold a particular story.“shitting up every team he drove for” says the driver hurt each team he joined.Overall meaning:The author is claiming (in a very offensive way) that Fernando Alonso did not face unfair treatment, and instead was allegedly favored or protected by powerful global interests (a conspiracy theory), because of being Lewis Hamilton’s teammate and benefiting from high-profile contracts tied to U.S. or BLM influence. It’s basically a hostile rant mixing F1 gossip with far-right online conspiracy rhetoric.
>>150924667thanks grok
edd
come on, i made a request >>150916208>>150916208
>>150924763>The “kwab” prefix comes from Twitter slang mocking someone as “kwab” (meaning “loser” or “fraud”).
sex
This thread needs less political blogging and more F1 butts.
>>150924871is she ever going to race again in anything or what? at this point her doing onlyfans is more believable than ferrari winning a race
>>150924815Powerfull
>>150924763i can't wait until ai controlled drones hunt me down while they play /f1/ shitposts on their speakers
>>150924928i hope her father puts a stop to it, she has to understand that it wont work out
>>150923941
>>150924871>flat basic bitch hair>gallon of dark makeup to look middle-eastern>fake eyebrows>dollar store Barbie lipsWhy do modern women do everything they can to make themselves ugly?
>Article 8 in the “Important Notes” section of the penalty guidelines states: “In cases where there is a single 5s penalty which a driver is unable to serve due to retirement, the Stewards will not convert that into a grid penalty for a subsequent race.no era
/f1/ told me Sainz Jr. was getting exposed, was never good, should retire and a medshitterWhat happened?
>>150925011he has some Nordic dna in him, that was activated today
>Racing Bulls & RB's 2nd driver now can keep McLaren's behind themlolLMAO even
>>150924923
>>150925011Last year /f1/ also told you that Ferrari fired wrong driver
>>150924860He's more likely to win than his teammate is to score a podium.
>>150925011Lucky quali. Albon will sissify him in Singapore.
>>150924935Is this the new fad for wash-up multi-time F1 champions? Pozz out as hard as you can?
>>150925043So /f1/ was wrong twice?
>>150925011>was getting exposedhe was>was never goodpeople weren't saying that>should retireagain no>a medshitterthis would be a compliment in the midst of all the jeet jokes
>>150925040
>>150925011that you dont read my postssainz is a much better driver than albon, he is havin g ahorrible season, with mistakes of his own and just bad luck, while albon is having his best season in f1 and with the best luck everstill, in performance, until yesterday, albon was just a bit ahead of sainz
>>150925011it was a meme qualifying where he set a really fast time before the drops started to come down and then he held on against NARG for a podium with an RB and TSU behind and Ferrari and McLaren completely choking. a good performance but not amazing.
>>150924923>>150925040kinda sad butts underdeveloped legs/glutes with a huge hump of fat above the tailbone makes it look like an obese man fridge
>>1509251204 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1
>>150925146Shhh! That's not the Liberty Media approved narrative!
I think I just broke my little toe by slamming it into my desk. Goddamnit. F1 injuries for this feel?
>>150925185kwab
>>150924351Makes Pastry’s shunt even more kwab
Quel est le problème, mes amis?
>>150925176Good taste, but 5 & 6 are my top two. They activate my DRS.
>>150925185ps3's future injury if he still leads at abu dhabi
Good day! I have just completed the race. My one question: Did racing bull make a mistake not pitting Lawson right after Antonelli?
>>150925156contemplate gif rel
>>150925079/f1/ is neither wrong or right. /f1/ is
>>150925066>Lucky quali.>>150925146>it was a meme qualifyingnot his fault that all other drivers put the car in the wall, his lap was good, only the 2 mercedes did a decent lap and he was ahead of themduring the race he was very close to max, that was in the right tire, during his first stint, jorge did an over cut on him, because again was on the right tire, and yeah, because lolson did a great defense agaisnt kimi he was able to get p3, but still, his performance was great
>>150925230>Oliver Peniskek
>>150925230too busy raping innocent mesdames
>>150925220So much respect for Ron. He deserved so much more than to watch the team he built turn into an arab owned, orange covered circus run by an American PR rep/car salesman.
>>150925230how did big john not get a pole in the 2012 or 2013 lotusgimi was a shit qualifier by then too
>colapiss was left on the table again
>alonso ran from ps3 for 2 years>beat him in the race todayso proud of my favorite old man
why are people complaining about anime?
>>150925230why would you want pole positions
>>150925373Irvine as well. He was in a Ferrari without Michael ferchrissakes.
>>150925536it looks cool in your wiki page
max won't be able to ever gimi the WDC because they can always papaya rules abu dhabi. he must be at least 3 points ahead
the papaya dog strikes again
>>150925536why wouldn't you
>>150923557Ok he's pretty good for a dutch guy
>>150925504Their souls are weighed down by gravity.
>>150925580pozfags are not ready for the mclaren implosion that is coming
>>150925669Are the Dutch assholes or something?
>max wins one race and then scores pole in following one>"generational talent" shits his bed two times in one minute
>>150925667you know
>>150925686>mclaren implosionHas Zak reached maximum mass and is now going to collapse in on himself, forming a papaya hole that sucks everything into it?
>>150925722Our superiority has led to some controversy.
>>150925686medshitters however, seem to have resigned to their fates
>>150925309It's OliVIER, anon.
>>150924443It's fine, he's scottish
>>150925755he just needs more time, bro
btw if you want to have a good laugh look up how norris handled the safety car restart
>>150925367He was a dick, but he basically set the template for what Formula 1™ is today. Spotless garages, rules for team attire, impeccable presentation.
>>150925975Nothing to laugh about in my life m8
>>150925722They smell weird
>hulkenberg in a fucking sauber>hadjar in a fucking racingbull>and now sainz in DER WILHELMSall got a podium before 100 million dollar transfer man in a ferrariLMAO
>>150925220>>150925686>>150925764Ron has simply waited this long to activate his loyal sleeper agents in the team.
>>150926033he just needs more time, bro
>>150925996I wouldn't say he was a dick so much as he was professional. I've seen interviews with him, about him, and footage of him interacting with people behind the scenes and I don't think he was actually a dick. He made F1 better, and he made the team itself better. Now we have Fat acting like the typical American corporate blow-hard.
>>150926134did diddy diddle lulu?
>>150926033>RIDGE RACER
>>150925755does anyone actually think pisstree is a generational talenthes a mid driver in a really good car
What happened to Luke Browning in the F2 race?
>>150926225forgot to take off my name when posting webms on /v/ lol
>>150925755How can Piastri be considered a generational talent when he is from the same generation as Max, and there can only be one generational talent per generation?
>>150926234Sssssh! Follow the narrative!
>>150926254Nah, it's great.I have the "namco" logo in white vinyl on the rear bumper of my shitbox.
Most boring race of the season next but no one will say anything but I will. Singapore is trash and should be chop immediately
>arrives >crashes into the wall >jump starts >stalls >crashes into the wall again >refuses to elaborate >leaves while ignoring that sidewalks exist I'm thinking based
>>150926380This.A multi-story parking garage race would be more compelling.>B-but the restaurant on top uh duh buildins!
>>150926380>night race>trash
>>150926506>slurper procession(>slurper procession, night)
>>150926569yes, aesthetics are of import
>>150926380singapore sprint next year :)
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>>150926234That applies to every world champion in the last 20 years.
>>150926701elaborate
The Mclaren quotes are even more pathetic than I thoughtI hate this team so damn much
>>150926648I guess it's more effective with sound because then you can hear the anthem and the plap
>>150926707>Max is a mid driverare you taking the ps3?
>>150926725>people thought toger nursing NARG was bad
tfw no debrief with laura winter
>>150926758Complete carbaby. He's only won his championships when the car is dominant, just like those before him.
>>150926725>you're lucky I didn't bottle itthe fucking state
>>150926869Gimi didn't won championship with dominant car
>it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j62rl3tY7o
>>150926906Charity championship. F1 made the call not to allow Mclaren to win since they used stolen documents to make the car.
>>150926889why would someone have pictures taken like this? I can't understand, unless that someone were a cum addicted twink
>>150926569
>>150926869>be mad the Shamilton has been exposed>so now every WDC is badABSOLUTELY PREDICTABLE COPIUM
>>150926715a very bad post was posted
>>150926999...
>>150927025you son of a bitch
>>150926993>Max is amazing! He beat that shitter Hamilton and choker NorrisHe only just scraped home against mediocre drivers.
>open highlights>5 seconds in lol piastri is in last!>30 seconds later in the wall>close youtubeantilandosisters... this championship is so over
>>150926380if singapore goes monaco should too
>>150923557It's up.https://youtu.be/7j62rl3tY7o?si=MVna5UgY6SV7YvNz
>>150927203Piastri's pointloss this race was less than if Mclaren finished 1-2 with Norris winning.
>>150926725I FUCKING HATE HIMthere's so much fucking cope in thatno dipshit you drove poorly, you qualified like shit, you had the wrong tire strategy, you're a dogshit driver in a mclaren
>>150927280and could have already won the championship with a podium here
>>>/diy/ idea: F1 pilots must assemble their own cars
>>150927280that doesn't matter bro he lost 6 points in two consecutive racesthere's 7 left and a 25 points gapyou do the math lil broit's done the little poofter will win and come out of the closet when he's getting his trophy and for the rest of eternity every car will have rainbow stripes and #supportALLracers stickers to show support for the woke cause.
>>150927259I listened to all of it and didn't learn a thing.
>>150927458*tears your script to shreds*
>>150927479he was extremely disingenuous in the ferrari part, just saying that hamil was in the right strat so of course he would end ahead of charles, not mentioning anything elseas always
>>150927458So PS3 (chinaman) is the only person who can hold back the collapse of Western civilisation?
>Max on track to win the title>Yuki getting his shit togetherRed bull boys, we are so back
>>150927348Brabham my goat can't be equaled by the grid twinks
>>150927342He was halfway down the straight in his first Q3 run before that shitter Leclerc put it in the wall. Would've (maybe) started higher up if not for that.Given his starting position at best he would've gotten ~10 points.>>150927458>that doesn't matter bro he lost 6 points in two consecutive racesHe only lost 3 points in Monza. 6 points is the string (+3 -> -3) by giving up the place.>there's 7 left and a 25 points gapAssuming 1-2 for the rest of the season, he just needs to win 2. Same as previously.
>>150927685If he wins Singapore the chance is probably really fucking good for Max, it will be their weakest by far of the remaining races
>>150927685>>Yuki getting his shit togetherDidn't he finish like 30 seconds behind Max and Lawson?
he's a FAN he's a FANhe's a FAN
>>150927797>finishing only 30 seconds behind the GOATYukibros, out time is now
MAX PLEASE SAVE US!
>>150927834>Top rightIt's not that he has his jumper pulled up, but by design it's meant to be a crop top?
>>150927797Still his best result since being in a RB, he has been abysmal in most races this year. It's a good omen that the car has taken a positive step and Red Bull aren't blowing smoke.
i dont understand why the british media is playing the max card, if oscar wasnt a retard he would buy(pretend) it and ask for number 1 driver statusthat is what he should have done in canada, there he could have won the championship>>150927742>the straight in his first Q3 run before that shitter Leclerc put it in the wall.well, oscar put it in the wall aswell10 points, so the gap now would be of 38 points to lando, with 7 races to go, yeah, championship done>it could have been worseyeah, and better
>>150927797He did, he did his job of holding the main tjreats to max up
>ynr that globohomos conceded that pozrris is left on the table and pozasstri is officially out of the title race for the pozionship
>>150927742>He only lost 3 points in Monza. 6 points is the string (+3 -> -3) by giving up the place.yeah i know fact is he loat 6 because he got jewed by the team because they are running the gay agenda for globohomo, look at how big the google and microsoft logos are on their car
>>150927834seriously, not even ralf is this much of a poof
If George was in that Redbull / McLaren rocketship he'd be 100 points ahead in the champ right now.
>>150927987Lando is straight. They've shown his model girlfriend on camera a bunch.
kino
>>150927987>see man>think he's gayThis is called projected.
>>150928076nice it even accounts for a papaya rules aby babby
>>150928044>another anon discovers what a beard is
>>150923557>No driver scores more points in Lando Norris' position in Azerbaijan GPI can think of a fewSuch as the ones who gained positions
>>150928119no self-respecting straight man dresses like that
>>150928003more like amx would've been on a way to his 5th in the mercjorj is a poofterredbull has the 4th fastest car (8 or 9 excluding amx)
If Max can manage a podium at Singapore he can win the title>COTA Bad track for Mclel and a PS3 bogey track>MexicoShould fuck with the order due to all the unique set ups and parts>BrazilLol lmao>VegasBad for the Mclel and a Norizz bogey track>QatarMax is alway soild here>Abu DabiNice Sunday drive to wind down before Christmas.
>>150928218maybe he can't afford a sweater that is long enough to cover his stomach
>>150928330singapore will be ferrari 1-2
Today I realised there's more to life than watching shite F1 races. I booked ice skating lessons for tomorrow mid race
>>150928184Not sure I'd go so far as to call it a beard, but okay?
max wins every race while both mclels DNFs for the rest of the season
if you can hear us please, max verstappen, please save us, please save us max verstappen, please, i'm asking you, please save us, please save us please get these papaya frauds out of WDC contention
>>150928396still better for a max wdc than a cheatlaren first place
>>150928330>BrazilPlease be 2024 repeat cause it'd be so fucking funnyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IeqlLu8D5KY
>>150928435I went to watch a Monster Jam show. Was good, better than f1.
>>150928435excuse me but ice skating is F1
>>150927987>not even ralfRalf is one of those "minimally gay" gays anyway. Not a lifestyle-gay gay, but one who's basically just a normal person outside the bedroom (well, as normal as a F1 driver can be). His brother Michael used to be way more extravagant than him.
thinking
>>150926033RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEERGod E3 was a shitshow but I miss it bad
>>150926725>No other driver could have scored moreI agree. They should give the car to max and Norris can have the RB. He will clearly be faster.
>>150928491excuse me but monster trucks are F1
>>150928438that ain't the beard we meant
>>150928637I'd love to see wdc contender lando norris attempt to drive that red bull
For me, it's Tyrell Racing
>>150928438if you cant grow a beard you should be able to race a f1, unless your face was burned or something like that
>>150926725>I couldn't have possibly done better, what are people complaining about>I could have bottled it, you don't know (bottled it on quali and bottled it on race restart, couldn't get past Yuki fucking Tsunoda)Norris you just find new ways to make me hate you every week
>Stella: No driver scores more points in Lando Norris' position in Azerbaijan GPkek, lmao evensalty pasta, motherfucker, get fucked
>>150926725btw the reason he went out first on track was because he had to. if there was another red flag before he finished a lap he would have been starting in a shit position anyway where max would have started 4th behind 2 racing bulls and carlos sainzhe did it because he had to, but he drove like shit
>>150928882Unironically would've been better off binning it into the wall.
>>150928882Not to mention that before PS3 drove into the wall, he and Max were both setting a fast lap without issues and the track was in similar conditions to when Lando went out first (mildly wet)He's huffing too much copium for his own good
>>150928396*in FP1 only
>omg i think it might rain! rain in 20 minutes?you dont hate commentators enough
>>150928774Why are they so dead set on Lando as their Golden Boy? Is it some Britain thing or does Norris Sr have more influence than one would think?
What can Lando do to redeem himself in the eyes of /f1/?
>>150929039The teams were saying that. The radar screen shown on the broadcast literally said 'Rain in 3 minutes.'
>>150929057shave head, kill hamil, and win the rest of the race with a grand chelem
>>150929057become an unrionic skinhead
>>150929088dont correct my anger. i need it.
>>150929039they are lying more and more about that lately
>>150929053he has money and allegedly kept McLaren afloat for a while >K44AH
>>150929057Die in an accident BECAUSE of the Halo, causeing FIA to abolish it.
>>150929057shave hamil, give head, and go fast
>>150929053Mclaren is owned by some middle east kings. With Lando being a known twink, do you really think he hasn't gone over there to be a porta potty?
>>150929057Cash into the wall twice next race to make things even for PS3.
My 2026 gimmick is well ahead of schedule. Simulations suggest it will be a cut above the rest.
>>150929187aren't homos illegal in arabic countries?
i'm gonna go cope by playing squadbye guys
>>150929475Live everything in the world, it's only illegal to the poor.
>>150929476>steals your logi
>>150929057persona>clean shaven and normal haircut (like Max)>stop acting like an emotion teenage girl, develop a tough, straight talking persona (like Max)>do something aggressive but unpopular. do not apologize (like Max)driving>delivery results (like Max)>telling Zack and Papaya Rules to go fuck themselves (like Max)>defy pit-wall strategy and trust his instincts, getting a great result (like Max)>perform in a manner that buck breaks Piastri (like Max would)So, in conclusion, Lando needs to Maxmaxx the remaining races, and then I may consider supporting him.
>>150923615You absolute fucking retard
>>150929391How accurate are your CMD (computational meme dynamics) simulatons?
>>150929562i only play as medic so not really my logi
>>150929566what about sending a dick pic that gets leaked (like Max)
>>150929583Good lad. I either play that or rifleman while I flirt with squad lead :3
why did piastri do it
>>150929572Very. My wind tunnel is extremely gaped.
>>150929566perfectly stated
wind tunnel got gaped
If Max catches up they will team order lando to protect oscar
>Yuki getting points>McLarens falling apart at the first sign of pressure (Piastri is panicking so hard he can't even start the race correctly) >red bull getting back towards 2023 performanceAll that's left is for verstappen to figure out how to race at Singapore, and these McLaren terrorists will be thwarted.
>>150929743If Oscar is still ahead of Lando. McLaren could rig it so he's not.
do you think that if they put cute school anime girls in the wind tunnel we would get some under skirt kino???
>>150929777Nonce
Max is literally going to win the WDC
>>150929621Nah. Max is cool so he can get away with stuff like that. Lando isnt at that level yet.
>>150929777Depends on the angle
>>150929793i think that its a good post, maybe the best this thread, well, all my posts are great, i think that im the best poser in this general, if i had a better car i would win the general
Max is metaphorically going to win the WDC
>>150929057Become a hermit in a cave in the Himalayas. Never show his stupid face to anyone ever again.
>>150929566>defy pit-wall strategy and trust his instincts, getting a great result (like Max)
>>150929568kill yourself if you can't live with it faggot
>>150930042Thats right.
what does that track do to turn championship leaders into retards?
>>150930130Why would I not be able to live with you being a fucking retard? Complete non sequiturAlso, imagine spending HOURS on here a day, you irretrievable sad case
>>150930172its a massive run off area so people feel safer risking in to it
>>150930197why are you so angrykill yourself faggot
>Biden has turbo prostate cancer>Trump had a strokewill they make it to the USGP?
I would not like to see either of them ever again
>>150930383that's not up to you
realistically PS3 just has too much of a lead with only 7 races remainingbut I can see him and lando continuing to DNF/finishing out of the points due to chokes and I hope it happens so we can abu dhabi part 2
and it would also cement verstappen as the greatest you could no longer argue it in good faith
His face was a bit expressive
>>150929057Hire Jos as his personal coach and do a weekly show about it
insane to call 25 points a leadif you crash out just once it's literally over. you need 75 points with 7 races to go to be relatively safe
>>150930535Yeah but PS3 is 20x better than norizz
>>150930557We saw that today.
>>150930513and then? jos wouldn't care, in fact, still would want amx to win...>>150930535probaby his lead compared to amx then friend
>>150930535I was actually referring to his lead over verstappen
>>150930535you also can just directly respond to someone by using their post number like i'm doing with youlet me do it for you>>150930451
>>150926380Singapore will be another killer in qualifying where it's just constant track-evolution. I do hope that humidity and temps are high enough to be punishing to the engines (will bode well for Honda engines against Merc ones). I'm also in the dire need of a wet Singapore race already. It's been years...
>>150930350We don't know anything about Biden's condition, but I'd assume that it hasn't worsened dramatically, lest we'd probably have heard about it.As for Trump, if he's having strokes regularly (which seems to be the case), any of them could be the last. It's basically a lottery.
>>150930574Norris would have bottled it by turn 3 in Oscars position
>>150926725>ynr Norris has the potential to lose to his teammate AND his 2024 opponent this yearHope this KWAB never changes.
>>150930535why didn't you just respond directlyare you scared of text?
>>150930587It's obviously unrealistic but the concept of the hardass that had no patience for one of the greatest racing prodigies ever coaching the most mentally fragile driver ever seems entertaining.
@703max didn't have an opponent last year, the redbulls are unfairly overpowered. it's the same this year. max just won two races in a row and people call him an underdog. jfl.
Top five drivers of the yearMaxGeorgeAlexIsackCharles.
https://youtube.com/shorts/l5ixd2OV95M
Shouldn't this SEA-monkey be in bed already? Don't you have a job?
>>150930742i understoodif somehow this would happen it would get pulled for men'al helf probably
>>150930803>MGAICincluding George messed this up, here:MaxAlexGabrielIsackCharles>MAGICmuch better
>>150930978That's correct. But it still doesn't give him a podium or a single legitimate championship.
what a fucking boring race. why didn't the writers blow up more backmarkers? that's what they're there for. to produce safety cars. remove baku. or allow the audience to throw shit at the cars or something
If Max wins every race and sprint: 454If Piastri gets P2 in every race and sprint: 471It's time for Lando to support Oscar's title charge
>lando>hamilton>russellis every driver from the UK a fag or does britisherness just lend itself to appearing that way?
>>150931097Mansell wasn't gay, nor appeared that way.
>>150930978Did he say which ones they're missing?
>>150931097100 years ago Russell would be chilling in a army camp with a harem of brown women
imagine
Will Ferarri bring back Sainz after Lewis leaves in 2027 or will they go bearman?
>>150931139The right to get pregnant.
>>150931195>woman pointing and laughing, telling her kid "look at that KWAB."
>>150930803>Sneaking in ChuckHe's not done anything that impressive. Sure the Ferrari is a shitbox this year, but it's still 2nd in the constructors. Hulk should be up there instead
>>150931234They're allowed to get pregnant, they're just incapable of doing so.
>>150931269>They're allowed to get pregnantWhere does it say so?
>>150931219Gasley would be a giod shout. Maybe Bort or Hadjar.
>>150930451>RBR resurrection >McLaren suddenly has some competition >Norris and Piastri just can't handle the pressure >Max continues to deliver flawlessly It could happen. We've actually already seen prime examples of this, including the RBR looking more competitive
>>150931219i think i talked about this with the estonian, the bear is a more appealing option, younger, gayer, british, etcplus ferrari wouldnt resign carlos, that would be admitting you made a mistakei mean, i would love that, and carlos left in great terms, but its very hard
>>150931295The problem with Gasly is that the Alpine is so shit that he's not really able to prove how capable he is
>>150931346I just don't think Bearman is actually that good, at least not good enough for Ferarri. Then again if he beats Ocon next year I'll accept he's good enough
>Shamilton gets the shits>Stick Zhou in>WinsWhat do?
>>150924518Thats like 1% chance right now but if both Goblin and PS3 fucks it up (especially PS3) at least TWICE, the chance will be up to 40%
>>150931415james vowles will rather be the entire paddock's personal toilet rather than let go of sainz, ever
stroke
>>150931415its not just about being good, of course that carlos is the better drivero be fair im not paying much attention to the haas battle, they are the most invisible team out therei think that all of the midfield teams are losing a lot of points, all bu alpine that in the few races they were able to score they did, even scored in spain, where gasly did the race of his life, but apart from that, gasly is being meh, 3 race in a row where franco is the better driver(this race the least bad)
>>150931449They signed Lewis to sell merchandise, it proves they don't care about actual results. They'd probably just give him a pat on the back
>>150931524nobody would think he'd be this bad
>>150931462If they both fuck up twice the it'll be like 90%, not 40
>>150931449talking abou this, bear is only 2 points away from a race ban, who would race? rio, is toyota paying them that much? some caddy driver? they are puting a lot of money, they are now testing the 23 ferrari, the chink?
>>150931540Whole /f1/ did
>>150931540Seb has done far worse. All things considered 40 points behind Chuck could be far worse
>>150931570/f1/ is not f1
Did you people really thought Max gonna win WDC ?? Geez get of of that Fentanyl and get real. Its astronomically impossible. But if its actually happen, it will be the greatest KWAB of history of the entire F1. Even more than Abu Dhabi 2021
>>150931560Kmag possibly if his schedule allows it
>>150931560possibly kmag
>>150924871TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150931584>Seb has done far worse.Erm ... no. Not even remotely.
>>150931596People shit talked Seb and Lewis, but when they had the best cars atleast they delivered. Norris should have won in 2024. I'd they lost to Max again nobody would take McLaren seriously if they didn't boot at least one of the drivers
i mean, last seaon hamil had more q1 exits than alo, when alo had, a best the 5 car and in a few races the last while hamil had at worst the 4 car>>150931599>>150931604good, but sadly even if he does somehing stupid he wont get he race ban, there isnt an interest in the fia for a new driver, while last season there was
>>150931629his 2020 was 2014 gimi tier, 3 times less points than his teammate
>>1509316292020
>>150931560Giovinazzi
>>1509316562014 wasnt that bad for kimi, its where the car was
>>150931692you could say the same thing about 2020. hans here >>150931629 probably will
>>150926132TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150930672ps3 bottled it before the lights even went out
>>150931656>>150931663>>150931716Again, not even remotely as bad as Hamilton this season. And that was after bascially already butting heads with the team and wanting out. Hamilton has just arrived.
>>150931656at least he has like 15wins and (I don't know) 50 podiums in red? leshit 8 winsthe nig brit, 0 and 0.
>>150930978of course he does
I liked today’s race. Wish Hamilton had passed the goblino tho
>>150931596do i think he's going to win? no. I know he's going to winmclaren have two shitty drivers with a really fast car
>>150931799>argentina defending vettelhi adolf
It's a good thing the next race is in 2 weeks, Lando has plenty of time off to take for his mental wellbeing :)
>>15093179914* i think, 13 if we take away monaco 17while his teammates had 4(adding monaco 17) so about a 30%charles 8 to his teammates 5, so 62%
>>150931908>Lando has plenty of time off to take dicks all day longFTFY
>>150931938>take away monaco 17>adding monaco 17By that logic, you also have to give Vettel the 2017 and 2018 championships.
>>150931938if you take away monaco 17 you'll have to add canada 19and then take away singapore 19 and give that to chuckand you also have to take away bongistan 22 from sainz then
stop inventing
>>150932014stop inventingbut yeah, give him canada
>>150932059jaajaj, we made the same post, some niggas be inventing
>>150932059>>150932068*inventa*
>>150927797Standards for the 2nd Red Bull driver are at an all-time low.
>>150931897Win races ? YesWDC ? No
thinking...
>>150928396Don't you go and ruin all of Hamilton's hard work to break that one Ferrari record.
>>150931170Would be pretty cool desu
paul aron is a cutie
do you think red bull would let me try out in the second seat next race?
>>150932527hamilton accidentally eats meat and gets sick, bearman replaces him for 1 race
>>150932558of course alejandro
the ideal bf looks like bearmanhas the humor of alonsoand the intelligence of russell
>>150932679and the racism of verstappen
>>150932679and the appetite of edd straw
>>150932679>and the intelligence of russellYou are into sub-midwits?
>>150932679>and the intelligence of russellYour ideal bf has no tricks besides going for the meme tyre choice 95% of the time?
though bearman is way too skinny
>>150932745>>150932773
>>150930978that's a fella?
>>150932921Yeah, Biden's son
the ideal gf looks like lily hehas the intensity of lily zand the intelligence of leo
>>150932921That's Princess Zelda. The one we could have had.
>>150933031and the sexual libido of sophia
>>150933129>the sexual libidoAs opposed to the asexual libido?
not much into women, me
>>150931540>nobody would think he'd be this badYou don't speak for me. I was just waiting for everyone to catch up. Lewis at his best was mid field.
>>150933154
Why is Yuki still getting the benefit of the doubt? He's clearly been fraud checked. You didn't give Checo this much leeway when he wasn't getting any podium finishes
i wouldn't marry a woman dumber than mei'm not quite on the level of lando norris dumb, but still
>>150933254He's performing better than the fra... goat Hamilton. In a worse car.
>>150933254>Why is Yuki still getting the benefit of the doubt?I always said he was shit and still do.
>>150933031Wrong, wrong, wrong
>>150933254Lots of f1 pundits said that Red Bull was right to drop Lawson after two races for Tsunoda and they don't like being shown to be wrongAnd I don't know why they ever expected him to get a seat for next year even if he drove somewhat well, it's obvious that he's a honda guy not a red bull guy and red bull never wanted him
>>150933293This.Yuki's soul is not weighed down by gravity.
>>150933254lots of weeaboos here
wasted weekendfuck my matcha f1 watching labubu ass life
>>150933254the actual answer is because for most of the season he had a car that wasn't the same as max's and was just worse because they were saving the second floor in case max damaged his. in addition to that, it's hard to fault him for doing poorly in races that max also does poorly in because the car is probably just undrivable.also, who do you think should replace him?
>Bearman gets race ban>Kmag returns for 1 race>gets podium
>>150933254Nobody is giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's out at the end of this year
>>150933254His pace has been closer to Max's than anyone else.
>ynr goblin would've gained more points on pozztri in a 1-2 finish despite the latter binning it two days in a row
>>150933408why
>>150923615you had one job dutchman
>>150933630because im not ready for work tomorrow
>>150923629>>150923687Gene Haas is verrückter mongo junge
>>150933686how do we fix our lives
>>150923851he is japanese after all
>"the old f1 games had much better ai, the new ai sucks!">download 2018 (which supposedly is top three in terms of Ai) >the Ai will crash into your to force you off the line because they want to be there instead, regardless of difficulty (they do it at 0%, and do it at 110%)>you get the warning for making contactThis isn't fucking Nascar. Rubbing ain't racing in open wheel.
>>150933737me: not fixableyou:go kiss the guy you keep thinking about
>>150933254At this point, people have realized that the car has been developed with only Verstacuck in mind. There is no midfield driver that could do better than him.
>>150933771speaking of the F1 games, is this the worst cover of all time?
i hope things get better for both of us
>>150933826>0 WDCsi bet there's a "champion's edition" that costs $20 more for no reason
>>150933254Fear. Lindblad might be the shitter to end all shitters. Yuki is our last line of defence.
i wish i was alonsos friendbut hes much older than me so maybe he would treat me like the son he never had
>>150925996>>150925367The Ron era was the worst in terms of putrid toxic tabloid drama and genuine bad blood in F1 caused by his personality and shenanigans, when he got kicked out of McLaren the whole F1 circus seemed to visibly relaxThe main reason I can't stop hating McLel is because of that asshole, actuallyBUT it is true that he made F1 more professional back when F1 teams were a few guys in coveralls and one garage, and forced everyone else to step up to stay competitive
>PS3 is only 3 years younger than AMXWhat the fuck
>Does nothing>2nd
>>150933771>the Ai will crash into your to force you off the line because they want to be there instead, regardless of difficulty (they do it at 0%, and do it at 110%)Yes. Just like the real Sir Lewis. Incredible, isn't it?
>>150934111How can people say he's not the best of the rest? Is it because he's NARB?
russel is the 3rd best driver on the grid
>>150933771>which supposedly is top three in terms of Ainever hearrd of this and I own 2018
russel is the 5th best albon and hadjar are better than him
nuh uh
>>150925034All drivers contracts are suddenly cancelled.Which drivers do you pair into which teams?
>>150934281I'd put hamilton and verstappen in the mclaren because that would be galactic exposure kino. yuki retiresnorris and piastri go to alpine and learn how to sufferrussell and sainz in mercchuck and antonelli in ferrari for maximum pastaalbon in willy, latifi retvrns as his teammate just so he could be P20 with 40 second gap to P19lawson and hadjar in red bull, vcarb is sold and no more two team bulshit for red bulldrugovitch and bortoleto to aston which rebrands itself as the huezilian team. stroll leaves to kill palestinians in gaza. alsonso retiregasly and ocon back to alpine togetherdont care about haas and kick, they can stay the same
>>150934453shit I just realized I put alpine here twice. papaya bottoms go to sauber
>>150934067they basically birthed him into a junior formula car
>>150934281McLel Racing: Norris/Leclerc >Team Sad Merc:Hulk/Bärmann >germ I guess Ferrari : Antonelli/Colapinto >Italian Verstappen+Senna 2.0 Verstappen: Max/Stroll >social experiment Williams Purgatory:Russell/Sainz >meme VCARB Oceania: Piastri/Lawson >International representation Aston Money Laundering:Hamilton/Alonso >memes Sauber Audi Saudi Audi Algeria: Ocon/Hadjar >International representation Alpine: Gasly/Bort >Mr Alpine/Alonso jrHaas Toyota Honda Bangkok: Albon/Tsunoda >International representation
>>150934987>chuck and norizzi dont think chuck can mentally survive the papaya rules bros
>>150934987>Haas Toyota Honda Bangkok: Albon/TsunodaMay as well stop pussyfooting around and call the team "Super Formula".
>>150934987>Verstappen: Max/Strolljej
>Ferrari drops sainz in favor of hamilton>sainz gets a podium before Hamilton (who might not get one this year)>leclerc has gotten five podiums, including a second place (almost win) Great investment, Ferrari.
>>150935785They should have a team that does the exact opposite of Ferrari. It would be better than predicting the future in terms of success.
>2 weeks with no vroom
>>150936006i understand the greek
>>150936006>can see she's wearing undies in the last second of the clipwhat a let down
>>150935785Ferrari is always right.
>>150933737
i have entirely too many avocados at the moment
>>150936263What game is that, anyway?
>>150929057yell nigger
Can Max do it?
>>150936717YES
>>150936717believe
>>150936263bye bye norway
>>150936717no, singapore will provide an ugly comedown when mclaren gets an easy p1/2
>>150936717Race to the max, he won't give upHis skills are insane, he's second to noneStraight to the top, Max is the number 1
>>150936218he will say that
>>150936717He's gonna need a double mclaren dnf at either Singapore or COTA. If that does happen, ghan yes I think he has a shot.
Yuki will do it.
>>150936717pulling a 2007 on mclel will be the biggest gimi post in history
chuck and proudy are on a side questhttps://streamable.com/ex3s38
>gets sick>gets second
>>150936990
Why does Sainz sound so aggressively jeet whenever he says smooth operation
>>150936717He will rue his Spain hissyfit/redbull strategy retardation. 14 points lost there.
actual driver of the day tbqh
>>150936990van low key hauling ass
>>150937186Yah, this and also getting heemed by Antonelli in Austria
>>150936802>doubting max???
>>150937370I actually agree. He spent the entire race with a fast car sitting in drs behind him. I wonder if they regret not pitting Lawson right after Antonelli pitted.
>>150936717Unfortunately it is to far gone and all Max can do now is get close enough to get mad at himself for throwing away points needlessly
>>150937370
>>150936717Someone did the math, and oscar would just barely lose with one second and six thirds or worse, and seconds in the sprints.So if max can keep it up, and the McLarens fall apart like they're already doing, this could be quite the comeback for max.
>>150936675Battletoads.
>>150936717>singaporevery unlikely
>>150937936Okay. But ... can Sir Lewis do it?Kek. Sorry. That was a stupid joke.
>>150937936You never know. Maybe the pressure of "I could actually turn this around, and shit on another Hamilton record. Or, more importantly, dunk on McLaren." could force him to actually win at Singapore.
>>150936717
>>150936717i want to believe
>>150938124
>>150936675Shadow President
>>150936717he needs lando to take some p2s away from oscar or for oscar to choke hard. if he wins the next 2 races and oscar gets p3 or lower in those races maybe max has a 2% chance to win the championship.
A Ferrari surge at Singapore will help AMX win the championship.
In a shock twist Hamilton will take out a McLaren just to protect his legacy of losing to the goat of goats Max
>the team starts listening to the drivers on how to set up the car>the drivers do better
>team is led by a principal with an engineering/tactical background>the team starts doing betterwoah
>>150938309yjk engineers are seething
>>150936717kwab of the century for mclel if he does it
>>150938354>team is led by a principal with an engineering/tactical backgroundwtf? napoleon is a team principal now?
>>150938290>In a shock twist Hamilton will take out a McLaren just to protect his legacy of losing to the goat of goats MaxHe needs to get close to them first.
>>150938375whoa
>>150923720>copy, Lewis
>>150937370Driver of the day was definitely Sir Lewis Hamilton. The way he breezed passed Piastri, Alonso, Hadjar and Leclerc really shows that he is still the GOAT.8 time WDC 2026 in the bag
eatan smol dorito
>>150938808wtf thats a literal child you sick fuck
>>150938967
>>150939015nah youre a diddy ahh blud
kinda based for the blatancy
>>150939153she has benis?
>Yuki qualifies and places higher than the McLarens>spends the last ten laps running interference for max instead of overtaking Lawson and getting a couple more points himselfThe hate for McLaren is so strong that he's willing to sacrifice his own position to help out.
hard times ahead friend
>>150938375Just needs to slow down a bit and he'll see them by lap 40.
>>150938354>principal with engineering/tactical background comes in and listens to the drivers over the engieners >the team starts doing betterwoah
doktor im dead now what?
What were the last 3 seasons where a Ferrari driver didn’t score a single poeudyum? Without looking I have to assume we’re dipping into the early 90s and earlier here. And counting the last 3 seasons means a 70s season may be in play as well.
Why do they need engineers? They are not driving trains lol
>>150939664Okay, anon.Do you still feel unwell?
>>150939698Trains is hard job
rollan for this rehappening
>>150939392If you want a sacrificial team player look no further than the far east
>>150939730yeahits still doing the out of breath liquidy feeling bullshitdo i just get the plot now because its cheaper ina advance and a few people want to piss on it?im not using the cuff and the schedule may have caused me to miss the pills but thatsv whatever
>>150939753This guy is great.
>>150939765What pills? You didn't mention pills yesterday. Are you or should you be on medication?
>>150939775you too
>>150939777a cheeky bp pillnot worth mentioningnothing to do with the heart innit
>>150939794Bp? Blood Pressure or British Petrol?If you should take them and haven't, do so.Also, do take you blood pressure if you can and react accordingly. Same for, again, fever.If your breath shortage does not get better, seek out your local physician as soon as possible. Together with the "watery feeling" it does sound like it might be an infection. You don't want it to develop into pneumonia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol-induced_respiratory_reactions#In_non-Asianshttps://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/alcohol-poisoning/symptoms-causes/syc-20354386https://clearbrook.banyantreatmentcenter.com/news/signs-of-alcoholic-lung-disease/
Business idea: one oval track added to the calendar
>>150939861>seek out your local physician as soon as possible. Together with the "watery feeling" it does sound like it might be an infection. You don't want it to develop into pneumonia.imma die chatLexistence (but unironically im probably experiencing acute heart problems[wont fix it])
>>150939896Just go see your fucking doctor.
>>150939915doktor costs 3l and a visitim not dead yet so ill maybe be fine
>>150939874based
>>150939936Go to your doctor. You might need medication, anon.
>>150933254>shit driver>shit driver: japan
>>150939952he heim doing a cheeky ama stroking out to fuck with you[laugh noises]
baking
bakuing
Baku gaan
>>150940196>>150940196>>150940196poo
>>150933254I think it's less that yuki's a massive fraud and more that checo's not as much of a fraud as we thought
