PREVIOUS: >>150920854TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went 2-for-5 with a run scored, a double and two RBI against the Royals on SundayWSH: Nasim Nuñez went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer as the Nationals edged the Mets 3-2 on SundayPIT: Mike Burrows was lifted with an 8-0 lead after four scoreless innings Sunday against the AthleticsBOS: Red Sox activated OF Wilyer Abreu from the 10-day injured list, designated C Ali Sánchez for assignmentLAD: Teoscar Hernández is not in the Dodgers’ starting lineup for Sunday afternoon’s battle against the GiantsHOU: Yordan Alvarez (ankle) has yet to resume baseball activitiesSTL: Nolan Arenado was added to the lineup and then lifted before the first pitch in the Cardinals’ home finale SundayNYM: Mark Vientos was ejected from Sunday’s game for slamming his bat into the ground after a strikeout
doyers
The Reds are your 3rd NL Wild Card!
DOYAS
LOL MEST
Come on down
>>150930285For now
Jays
why did the bug spammer jump ship from the mests to the doyers?
>>150930292why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.
>St. Louis 5, Milwaukee 1And that's a Redbird winner, for what it's worth.
blooptani
>dookie
cubs are so fucking dogshit lmaoso are the mestsimagine being a non-west coast hispanic>>150930343they jump ship between teams like they jump ship between countries lol
>>150930415Charlie K-ACK loved the cusb tho
Why mlb.com is not updating the resd win in the standings?
>>150930352Kek only oldcums remember when that Doyerpaco admitted to being a fairweather and then tried to pretend it was a false flag
>gert eliminated from the playoffs>become unbeatableBraves baseball!
>>150930458cringe
>>150930493it's already updated on the app
>>150930493it isn't part of manfred's script
obsessed
FAGGets kek!kek!
>>150930521cringe
>>150930534step right up and GAPE the mest!
based Sheehan
I had sex with Mrs. Met
The Mets will never live down that webm of the faggots kissing on the big screen. Their season ended then and there.
don't forget the fact that not even a month ago they were shilling that ohtranny was going to set the all time runs in a season record>he only has to score 1 run every game until the end of the year, and he's averaging 2 runs this week*fast forward*he won't even eclipse the active player record by 25 year old Ronald Acuna Jr of 150
>>150930585Based effeminate hurler needs some run support
o kek
>>150930586Everyone hasExcept that cuck Mr met
FAGGets kek!!!
>>150930556thanks for agreeing with me :^)
>treinen warming up
Man, I hope that Reds keep the Wildcard. Honestly though how do you fix poor offense?
STRIKE 5 TAKE YOUR BASE
that funky muncy
fat
>>150930676re-sign votto
>>150930676Shut the other team out every game :)
>>150930706rubenesque
Andy P
don't let this get lost between thread transitions, this is the year YOUR SEATTLE MARINERS win the WORLD SERIES>2022 - Trashtros>2023 - Rags>2024 - doyers>2025 - Marinerswhy does the rest of the country even both, just make the AL/NL West champions play for the title from now on
>>150930732corpulent
Ah, so it's up to Conforto.
COMFYTO
>>150930669
CONFORTOand look at that funky muncy run!
>>150930739my Jays have lots to prove
confortie :)
>>150930766>>150930556
Useless fucking Jints
MUNCY CAN FLY
>>150930766#CancelOhtani
Do it for Bob! The Milwaukee Brewers are your 2025 NL Central Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
go go go
that fat bastard muncy has some speed wtf
>>150930766but cubgers tho?
Muncy lumbering to home was funny at least
The 2025 Astros may be the most cursed team in mlb history
GIANT KILLER CONFORTO
cam on eggie
>>150930866did they set the record for most IL yet? I think they surpassed the AAA to MLB transactions
>>150930866Good
>>150930905schradenfraude is unhealthy for you, you'll have a heart attack by 40 if you keep it up
fuck
clutchforto carrying this team
Pages is shit on the base paths
>>150930944#44 ANDY P HAS SPOKEN
>>150930944cut him some slack, he was good for like 3 weeks in june
>>150930866It just wasn't meant to be this season I guess, hope it pays off next season.
TOMMY E WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE IN ANDY P..
>>150930766based ohtani
my Rams...
4 million
that dodger banner in the booth is pretty sweet
>>150930739>mariners-dodgers world series>sun still up for all first pitches
Royals are eliminated from the playoffs. Time for them to step aside for the Chiefs.
>>150931004I really don't even care that my Phillies are about to go down 10-0 today after that
reds btw
The Chud will blow it
ffs chud
>>150931004>26-7kwab
>i shouldve signed with the reds
You guys do know football is on right?
MAGATrienen doing his best kirk impression out there :(
fucking chud...
>>150931134my team already lost in spectacular fashion
Treinen hasn't been himself ever since Charlie...
uh oh stinky doyerpacos
Dave waiting for Treinen to give up the lead before taking him out.
>>150931153more like since trump took office lol
chudbros,.
>>150931153What a pussy
ENTER
>>150931134>angels suck>raiders suck>another year of my personal sports hell continues
Atleast win it for Charlie you retard
One hour, asstros
I think chud has lost 3 to 4 mph off his fb and that's the main reason he sucks now
>stinkeedoodledoos
YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD
RELEASE THE FILES
>>150931245No way they make it out of the divisional round
what a useless faggot
21 over in June to out of the playoffs with 6 to go. What an epic collapse.
lmao based chud
oh yeah, my chadres will be in first by the end of the brewers series
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GLAD HE'S GONE
kek doyerpacos
>>150931328fafo desu
>>150931206>Angels and RaidersWhat a strange but grim pairing
At least treinen can watch charlie's funeral in the locker room
>>150931350>grim pairingmy thought was unfortunate
>>150931292it's okay to be afraid, little buddy
doggie doos kek
fuck me Treinen is getting 13.5m for NEXT season
Trienen with a real shot in the neck to the dodgers chances rn
>>150931350I like the kings too but I don’t really watch hockey in the same way as baseball and football. At least they make the playoffs.Fuck apehoop though
>>150931371I mean the raiders are cool but I can’t picture someone in Anaheim, OC, or Huntington supporting them
>>150931438kek yeah, I was picturing him as a kid making those fateful decisions
>>150931433Is that including defer-ACK
I'm laffin at how much you're seething rn
Rushing
>dodgers lose>got my tickets for the possible clinching game>division still in play>bogey back tomorrowyep, things are looking CHADRES
The fountains run dry. The Kansas City Royals have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>ohtani is concerned over the well-being of everyone around him instead of focusing at the plateno...
I need an ass fucking
>>150931494F
>>150931397But its a Toronto thing to do to exit early.
>write Charlie Kirk’s name on your hat >suck and dishonor his memory every time you take the field remind me why this retard isn’t being fired again? DFA him NOW
dookie butts
>>150931527It’s a Yankee thing to do steroids
>>1509315752005 called. They want their argument back.
>>150931245what a great team!
roidkees can't handle the bant
>>150931592three rings at the height of the steroid eraone ring with A-Roidnothing since, despite the unlimited payrollExplain yourself
bums
>Mookie copping a feel
>>150931044Greinke isn't even on the team this year
>>150931645George Steinbrenner died
>>150931679Mookie was feeling a lil' zesty there
>>150931044>>150931683KEK
>>150931180>baseball discussion hasn’t improved doubt
That seals the deal. I am no longer a Los Angeles Dodgers fan I’ve been a fan since 1999 and a season ticket holder since 2000. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. I am taking my fan hood to the Giants where they actually care.
>ohtani not battingits over
I like Muncy ahead of Pages. Conforto will bring them home.
Reds winning it all for Pete
Alejandro’s mom finally gave him back his computer
Peterphile
>>150931806reds organization doesn't give a shit about that degenerate
freindly reminder fuck you chud
So I go to a lot of Dodgers games, in the neighborhood of 25 a year. And I will freely admit that I am a notorious and unabashed seat hopper. I'll sit all over the stadium all the time. Over the last two seasons the increase in the Asian community at the games has been noticeable and impressive. I've watched Shohei get the Beatles treatment from groups of fans, I've seen women literally looking faint when he's even looked their way. Earlier this year I had a long and nice conversation with a gentleman from Japan who was a huge fan of Japanese baseball and just baseball in general and he had flown in from Tokyo THAT morning just to watch Yamamoto pitch. In short the pressence of Shohei and other players on the team has brought in an obvious increase in the Asian fan demographics and it has been a very positive development that has delivered a lot of fun and supportive energy that has made the team a lot of money (and wins).
>>150931864fake and gay
>>150931864Is this Reddit pasta?
>>150931864Anyways, on this particular night I was sitting on Field Level, third base side behind the Dodgers dugout. It was about 30 minutes before gametime when two boomer age couples sat down behind me. These folks appeared to be Caucasian white folks and they were all looked to be in the late 60s to early 70s age range. Immediately as they were taking their seats one of the women started complaining to her party how "they" were everywhere and how she could hardly move through the stadium and get to her seat without "them" getting in her way, bumping her, ect. She then asked, "Is that racist?" To which one of the men with her replied that no, it's not racist, that those people are just rude. He then went on to explain how when he's at the Home Depot "they" are always standing in the middle of the aisle blocking everything. At this point these folks hadn't explicitly said who "they" were (though I already had a pretty good idea), but then the original lady put all doubts to rest when she decided to tell a joke. Her joke was something like, "What does an Asian driver say when they're coming up to an off ramp?" I really wanted to hear her punchline but unfortunately just then there was a loud noise in the stadium and I missed it. Regardless I think I got the jest. At this point I was a bit flabbergasted at the entire convo but I played it cool because I wanted to hear just how far these people would go. The final straw was at this point when they noticed Shohei himself warming up on the field in preparation for his start. The man said to his folks that Shohei was playing "long toss". But then he followed that up by saying something like, "But the way he says it is, (then he said "long toss" in a super stereotypical racist Asian voice from the 1950's, "wrahng toss", you know what I mean). That was enough for me. I stood up, turned back and gave them all sort of an incredulous look before just changing seats.
>>150931864didnt read lol
>>150931896As someone with strong familial and personal ties to Asians this was all quite appalling to hear. These were older folks who I felt no desire to chastise but I couldn't help but eavesdrop to see just how casual and natural they were about the whole thing. It was frankly disgusting, particularly in that setting of Dodger Stadium which I would now consider Shohei Ohtani's house more then anyone else's. These were not cheap seats and these were otherwise respectable appearing individuals. I will say that in all the games I've attended this is by far the most blatant racist and bigoted behavior I've seen. On the whole the city and all the peoples seem to really love Shohei and the Dodgers, but still, you can never know the truth of some peoples hearts. It was sad and I hope that all the younger folks can do a lot better when they get to that age.
Are the New York Metropolitans planning to finish BEHIND the Sneks?
>doggie doosKEK
GG JIntsyou'll root for us in the playoffs, ne?
gg Jints see you next season
morning
gg jints cya next year unless you somehow make it in
I'm Asian and every Giant pitcher looks like Robbie Ray to me. Ray also looks like a guy in an 80s/90s action movie.
>Mfw the Cowboys and Dodgers lose today
imagine staffing competent relievers
>>150931989I’m gaysian
>>150932010Asians can't be gay!
>>150932006looked like a strong pen on paper coming into the season. who could have known so many of them would turn to shit at the same time?
>>150931864>>150931896>>150931924didn't read
>dodger game over>thred ded
>>150932049that's been the story with the starters for like what, three years running now? we finally get them in line and now here we are.I can't really think of any other way to put it other than, baseball.
>>150932177mariners vs astros is a preview of an upcoming playoff series tho - should be a good watch if you want to hang around :)
>>150931459Now that I think about it, both the raiders and angels deserve each other when you consider that both teams won their last championship and got their last postseason win in 2002. I guess some people live to suffer
>>150930256thank you for the good non-gay threads. keep it up!
>>150930256How odd that Matt Shaw didn't play since he had a "funeral for a friend" today after he was also scratched on September 10th
>>150932253she was really enjoying the person she was talking to, huh?
just when the world thought we were out, my Chadres still have potential to last minute grab the division.
maybe if there were less mentally ill people here the place wouldn't be as dead
Football is on guys
>>150932300M's about to start
>>150932257no way...
I HATE THE NEW YORK YANKEESAND I DON'T WANT THE BEST FOR THEM
>>150932343>giants in primetimeM’s/Astros is the main event of the day
>>150932386>>150930918
>>150932386Better start cheering for the RedSux win today or else...
GG Phils sneks gonna sneak up on ya
SNEKS
>>150932253boobies
lol at the 'tator urging snek fans to come and boo the dodgers
>>150932462it'd be funny if it wasn't true, we all hate the doyers
>>150932257>batting .223 with a .678 ops>magatryagain was Kirk only friends with shitters?
>>150932519So… yes?
>>150932519i'm a proud member of the liberal party of canada and there's nothing cringe about that
>>150932545based… BASED!
>>150932493shitters only like other shitters
Is this really how it ends Metsbros?.…. to the Reds?... Like this?
>>150932719Inshallah
sneks win
>>150932719I hope you mestfags are ready for your season to end on the 26th
>>150932343Hell yeah, brother.
Chadres here, good luck Mariners, get that sweep and we'll see you in the WS brothers
>>150932862A Best Coast World Series? Damn, that would be so nice for us in the PST.
LETS GO MARINERS
today we are all mariners
it was nice of my Metsies to lose again to make /mlb/ happy with all this schadenfreudetruly the peoples team
M's bros, I cashed in on the Mariners wins for the season for the 5th straight season. It was set at 84.5. Ever year the sportsbooks devalue the Mariners and every year I cash in.
can't wait for stros to win so all the doyerpacos and stankeedoos cry again
Chargers and Chadres won. Today was a very very good day.
>>150932719No, something worse
>Padres won>Chargers won>Dodgers lost (good)>Rams lost (good)>49ers lost (good)Ok Mariners time to make this a perfect Sunday
>>150933214>49ers lostAnon...
>>150933214do you think she knows she was on camera?let alone reposted over 9000 times on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
nice >risp, Astros.
>>150933214Not so fast there my friend
>>150933214>>150933275I love that I made this webm and that it gets reposted now regularly. I am so proud.
>>150933214she has some perky ass tits
>>150933275does she know im currently gooning to this clip
>>150933214You forgot Seahawks winning.
Kek how tf does big Josh do it
The fastest first baseman gets a hit on a bunt.
Today, we are all Mariners.
>>150933306she's also 16
>>15093334316/10
>>150932803Marlins ruining the Mest season would make me happy. Being a Florida baseball fan is miserable
Mariners with 2 consecutive infield hits! SMALL BALL, BABY!
welp, good game, not worth watchingseattle increases their WS odds to 25%
>bases loadedplease no NOBLETIGER
Mariner world series odds quickly approaching 33%
walk it in
RBI WALK
LOL that ball wasn't even close, wtf
>Poos think they are within striking distance to take the NL West from the Dodgers
welp gotta root for the dodgers to beat them now
S A L A M IALAMI
AH HAH AHAHAHAAH TRASTROS
let's go sux
Something about rye bread and salami time
MARINERS WORLD SERIES ODDS NEARLY 40%!!!
BREAK OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD, THIS TIME, GRANDMA! IT'S GRAND SALAMI TIME!Eat shit, houston!
OH MY GOD
>>150933499>Eat shit, houston!cringe
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK TEXASFAGGOT STATEFAGGOT TEAMS
>>150933476Fuck off
>>150933340I always thought the Mariners were cool even though they hate us for the 90s.
man i've been waitin so long please beat these fuckers into paste.
>>150933512>>150933511
dubs for a dumper homer un
FIFTY EIGHT
Just refreshed fangraphs, mariners have a 45% chance to win the world series!!
>>150933534>7-0seethe harder, loser
>>150933518>it's been proven that yankees used video equipment to steal signs from 2015-2018, started by Carlos Beltran, who then brought it to the Astros in 2017 and Red Sox in 2018imagine cheating and STILL not winning a ring
GAPE 'EM!
>>150933549OH MY SCIENCE
More RUNS for the RUNS GOD!
>>150933543so close but it worked anyway ayyy
>>150933553>>150933534
FIFTY FUCKING EIGHT YOU FUCKSMVPBEST CATCHER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALLNO FUCKING DEBATE
>jason alexander
>>150933559who tf says oh my science anymore you unc ass mfer get with the times
BIG DUMPER
BATTED AROUND. How soon until Astros fans start leaving?
yo this asstros pitcher fuckin sucks, who is this bum anyway
>>150933591>implying they're theretraffic
>>150933581FANGRAPHS IS NOW GIVING THE MARINERS A FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES!! SCIENCE WINS!!!
>>150933579shit! why didn't I think to post that?
>rapes you
>>150933609balding gen-xer upset he's been spotted
>>150933576>n-nooooo Texas is a big strong state we aren't just a bunch of faggot cowboy LARPers!!!>y-y-you're cringe!!
>>150933586she cute, any vids of her pissing and/or shitting?
Oh. My. Science. Mariners dabbing on them epic style
>>150933599>>150933579
>>150932719I'm afraid so...
Mariners probably have the best and most in form lineup top to bottom, would be happy for them if they reach their first world seriest. astros fan
>cubs lost>doyers lostoh no no no pacobros
>>150933557We didn't know.
ESPN will never put the Mariners on Sunday Night Baseball again because this is going to turn out to be one of the lowest rated iterations in a long time. People are already turning it off.>>150933626I can hear this webm and it sounds incredible.
>>150933639>>150933517
>>150933664
>>150933214damn that's crazy, just how brown are you?
>>150933653what no requote? the balding descriptor hit too close to home you fkn unc ass balding bitch, sybau
>>150933699>>150933557
>>150933703>ZoomerbonicsKWAB
>>150933696
>>150933736IAYC :^)
>>150933300thanks for that fren
Ended the season 40-41 on the road, but who cares
>>150933677Sounds like they should be upset with the Astros then. Mariners are the only baseball team to take the field tonight. I wouldn’t care if my M’s were never on E!SPN again anyway. Shit broadcast every time. ROOT is comfy central.
I hope they sign Naylor so bad.>>150933762I've been here so long, I needed to contribute more than trucks.
games already over guess im watching football
>>150933780I agree. I'd much rather watch on ROOT. It is nice that we are getting national exposure and doing it while stepping on Houston.
>>150933782My only worry is that if we resign him, he'll just be plagued with injuries.
>>150933343No evidence of this. I don't think she's been IDed.
>>150933770what a happy bunchnice to see :)
em's
Good job Manfred as if SNF wasn't dominant enough
>>150933701white-passing half-hispanic, the best kind ;)if I were really spiritually brown I'd be a Doyers and 49ers fan and would probably be obsessed with Dragon Ball Z and I am none of those things
>>150933835>implying the memeiners wont collapse
>>150933782Could see them trying a similar approach to Castillo’s extension. Make the playoffs (possibly wait to see if you snag a bye even) and sign him before the postseason. He’s also never tried FA before so he might test it anyway.
Manfred is organizing a meme comeback for the Stros as we speak. Trust the plan.
>>150933852>white-passing half-hispanicisn't that all half hispanics?
>>150933806>queefs jints over pooston getting waffle stompedNGMI
what is the worst MLB broadcaster and why is it ESPN
>>150933814Eh, I'd rather sign him than worry about something that can't really be controlled. We can't be going back to guys like Ty France or Justin Smoak.>>150933865Yeah, it would be a bummer if he tried FA, but he's said so many times how much he likes it with Seattle. Practically gushing, for as much as he can.
I don't understand how anyone aside from pitchers could ever feel gassed after a ballgame. These niggas can just stand around and have a whole conversation with the broadcasters for a whole inning without getting interrupted.
Please do not reply to chikaner
>>150933770Feels kind of mean to do your postseason celebration photo in front of the other team's "we just got eliminated" graphic
>>150933912They are fat as fuck and aren't built for real sports. Look at the blue jays lineup
>>150933924It will come back to bite them. ALDS exit
Peg it will comeback to you
>>150933852>white-passing half-hispanic
is there much overlap between mlb fans and wrestling fans?
>bases loaded>no outsi think this pitcher is going to have an EARLY night hahaha
>>150933975Both are pure Americana
>>150933955fun fact: Blue Jays have never been eliminated in the ALDS
>>150933975yes
>>150933970nah I'm genuinely pasty as fuck outside of summer>dad: half spanish, half mexican>mom: irish/german/polish/italian muttthe euros won in the melanin race
I think Sheehan is better than Glasnow and less prone to meltdowns
>>150933975oh hell yeah
>>150934038when was the last time they played in the ALDS?
>>150934056I look like that and I do that
>>150934048>spanish
>>1509340602016
>gilbert gave up a runit's over, the astros are going to come back...
>>150934056That's so damn impressive. I wish I were that limber.
>>150934046thats heckin jazz chisholm
>>150934083I can see you've never actually been to Spain
don't talk to the self hating latinx
>>150934124>I can see you've never actually been to Spain
If he's not responding to himself, please do not reply to chikaner
>>150934124not him, but i have in the late 2000s and there were lightskins and straight-up beaner-looking ones. maybe the beaner ones were visiting
>>150934148go back to >>>/pol/ flyover retardanyway go Mariners
I'd like to learn more about the genetic makeup of Southern Europe, personally
>>150933975Yes.
Metsbros... how are we feeling after today's blunder of a game? we basically have to clean sweep the Cubbies and Marlins to control our own destiny...
this Gilbert fella has a pretty ugly actionfeels like it would throw batspersons timing off
>>150933512We respect the chihuahuas here
C'mon, Logan. Lock it in, damnit.
Do not reply to Alejandro Chikaner who just became ungrounded
>>150934056sniffa
GOTTEM
Has there been any Astroposters in any of the threads from this series? Not even lamentposting?
Anybody else have a TSN feed? These leaf commercials feel like I'm in another universe everthing is mostly the same but different enough to make it uncanny.
>>150934235pretty depressing stuffwe could have it worse for the last two series, but don't see them sweeping either of those teamsneed to hope for a few to go against Cincy and the Sneks to have any chance nowI still belieb
i hope the mariners arent shooting their wads too earler
>>150934056yeah thats a balk
>>150934337I saw one throw up a gg yesterday. There used to be lots of them here in previous seasons, even earlier this year. I saw them post a bit when Yordan died.
>>150934324I'm sure he's replying to himself because most people here can see through him by this point. Satchel Paige
>The Mariners are going to win the west by sweeping the Dodgers, allowing the Padres to win the west as wellVedder Bros, we stay winning
>>150934375based Kiwi. baseball and MMA is all I watch. your boy Adesanya had an excellent run over the last few years. hopefully you get to tune in for Carlos Ulberg's next match; it's a number-one-contender fight
>>150934376>early
>go to check on my stros>down 6 runsNope
>>150934446There's one!
bumbston what are you doing?
the red SUX
>>150934235I saw your guy's game, and honestly that outfielder fucked your shit up.
Logan don't give up god damn hits to christian walker.
>>150934519webm?
>>150934390Mariners may not even need the Dodgers series to win the west. A win tonight puts them up 3. If Mariners go 2-1 against the Rox the Astros have to sweep the A’s in Sacramento. A’s are 6-4 vs HOU
>>150934519yeah, he robbed 2 homers and I think it was he that also robbed Alvarez last game or 2 games ago
Why can't the Chinese buy the Padres franchise?
>>150934632Why cant you kys?
>>150934519upsetting stuff>>150934430haven't followed any UFC for several years now. Got tired of Dana's shit. But Adesanya's had a good run for sure. He's seen as a bit of a meme here now though. I saw him going OFF at some cunt in town one day about a year or so ago which was surreal. Don;t know what it was about but people were filming it kek
why didn't he give the fried chicken to the black guy???
Why are they bringing these guys so much food?
>>150934709Izzy's definitely a diva and a little socially retarded. hell of a fighter in his prime though. fun kickboxing career too
>>150934632>Why can't the Chinese buy the Padres franchise?
COMMENTATE ON THE FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKING FAGS HOLY SHIT TO BE AN ESPN BASEBALL ANALYST IT HAS TO BE THE EASIEST NEAR SIX FIGURE OR MORE SALARY OF ALL TIME WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
>what an average asstros eat
lol
>>150934752so much thisESPN games are borderline unwatchable with how little they focus on the game they're being PAID to commentate on
why can't hololive implode under it's own hubris like most other vtuber agencies?
>>150934828Just need to wait for their creators to be exposed as the pedos they are. Many such cases!
I think all of /mlb/ would agree that all ESPN, Apple TV type of games should be commentated on by Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling.
>>150934877Yes. GKR is one of the best booth teams I've heard in sport commentary. Good rapport with each other but actually focus on the game at hand
aim higher logan
>sanchez is thereITS FUCKING EUGENIO SUAREZ AT THIRD THERES NO EXCUSE FOR FUCKING THAT UP NOT EVEN THE FACT THAT HES A MARINER HE TORE SHIT UP FOR TWO THIRDS OF A SEASON IN ARIZONAfuck that pussy ass bitch Altuve as well
>>150934550https://x.com/MLB/status/1969840930518892844Probably would have won if he didn't catch this one and that other one.
Do you remember the 21st night of September?https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?si=wk2zPqjjJ3oeU3kz
Pooston is going to keep giving Raleigh meatballs so he can have the home run record to spite us.
>>150934828Just waiting for the Blue Jays to host the first ever Hololive Night in Canada.
>>150935026decent snagrobles catch yday or the day before was better though
>>150930755>>150931505>>150931797>>150931993>>150932277>>150933476>>150934390>>150934632blatant avatarfagging, and this isn't even all of them. you're all absolutely disgusting.
>>150935201giving attention to mentally ill/lonely people only encourages them to keep posting
Hell yeah, Costco hot dog can't be beat. $1.50 baby.
haven't had a costco dog in a long time
>>150935153I played this song on repeat while doing some Sunday chores after reading your post this morning
>the dodgers will either get swept by the mest, betray cubgers, or have to deal with a sea of red(phillies and reds)no good route for them
/MY/ /YOUR/ /OUR/ FAT CATCHER KING
>>150935283he looks like crushes the girl when he fucks in missionary
>>150935283He's just big boned
>>150935273>mets>in the 'offs
>>150935303you know what it sounds like when a dog sniffs your ear? thats how he be in his girl's ear
>>150935303They love that shit bro
>>150935336I heard they call him Rimjob Raleigh when they're on the road
>>150935221For some reason this genny laps all the rage bait up. No wonder this shitload has all the worst posters
Alejandro is talking to himself again
>>150935273I appreciate you including my Metsies in this post season picture
astromiguel on suicide watch kek
>>150935303>>150935361Dumper confirms.
>>150935375I promise you that /heem/ has the worst posters. it's actually disgusting over there. scat porn, waifuposting ugly girls, random racist meltdowns, weirdos making personas about each other having lactating mantits, etc. it's so fucking awful that I basically can't visit anymore unless it's a fight thread
>>150935401*SNNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* cute toes on his twig gf
>>150935401ewwwwww
the absolute state of ASStros and Mestfans
>get swept in a 4 game series against the Reds>score 7 runs in 4 games >matt shaw out of the lineup to go to Charlie Kirk’s funeral>kyle tucker away from the team in Tampa getting special treatment for a “MINOR” calf injury that no one can figure out>bullpen giving up homers left and right>no sign of Palencia >no sign of Amaya6 games left. I know the playoffs are a total reset but man… it’s…blackpilling… At least Jameo looked good…
>>150935407/nfl/ is pretty bad tooStatmuttChief muttsSwiftiesTripfag cesspoolKiwi ban evadingBitchknees political baitingAnd a lot moreAnd mind you. They’re the only genny to have game threads
sneakin'
>>150935407sounds almost identical to /mlb/
>i'm only 1cm taller than altuveit's over
>>150935583You’re Portuguese. That’s not a manlet there
GILBERTILBERT
>>150935583man, even i am 7cm taller than him
i was more shocked to find out Luis Arraez is 5'11. He looks like he'd be Altuve height compared to the other Padres players
>got to 6IPWELL DONE WALTER
>>150935583can you cheat, tho?
>>150935564>kiwi ban evadingsome yank came into /cric/ yday to cry about this
looking at that blondie in Tampa
This pitcher for the Red Sox has such a sexy butt. The other pitcher's butt that got my cock hard today was for the Texas Rangers
>>150935564I've given up on /nfl/ game day threads because they're overrun with gooners, AI sloppers, and racebaitersif it weren't for the Yankees AI fag + /vt/ pedos here posting on /mlb/ would almost be tolerable
FUCK YOU KIMBREL
>>150935764That's kinda gay, dude.
kimbrel is still in the league i thought this guy fucked off after the cubs i don't remember anything after that
DUMPUMP
>Indians finally lose>everybody they're contending with is about to lose alsoit's destiny
>>150935866when did this nigga show up. I dont remember noticing him before
>>150935836also this STILL looks stupid kek
>>150935764>>150935895
>>150935772The gooners are the worst thing about /nfl/. Forget it if it's SNF, MNF, or TNF with the halftime faptime. It's not sports related and no one cares about what others fap to.
>>150935889Tigers fan, I take it
>>150935772it's not bad tonightjannies have been ruthless
>unironically thinking yankees ai fag and /vt/ posting are the worst part of /mlb/this is why /mlb/ is the worst
>>150936027What, exactly, is the worst part about /mlb/, my oh so well educated newfriend?
>>150935772sounds like 4chan to me
>fergusonah fuck...
>>150935946No I am not
>>150933975yeah
>>150936107>period soxFucking DROPPED.
>>150933975Ain't nothin better brother -HH
>>150936080those who get triggerd by them every fucking time are easily more insane but there's no self awareness
TRASHBACK
>>150935928it used to just be halftime faptime but those faggots just constantly spam the most inane, time-wasting questions as an excuse for whatever cumbrained webm they feel like posting
can't wait for this manlet to die already
>ferGUH...son
Strike fucking four for Altuve
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150936195I want to believe most are false flags to shit up the thread more
manfred called it in
>>150936027maybe in Japan you find pedophilia and AI sloppery acceptable but in civilized countries we find that behavior unacceptable
SEND THEM DOWN!!!
never had a doubt
>>150936240Don’t worry fren. Nothing ever happens!
>>150936300have you seen 5ch? they just post gore and shit there daily, it isn't one retard doing it, it's just the meta over there kek
nice of the red sox to give away their wildcard spot
>>150936211Convinced those types don't like sports. /gif/ is that way.
One day you'll all realize that reddit unironically has better sports discussion.
>>150936300and you think that's not a chidish shitpost. you are obviously obseesed with japan and you are probably here every single day but you will never consider you are the problem so...
we need more baseball in /mlb/
The reds are one week away from a playoff spot and you're more worried about gay ass mariners
>>150936459>The redsWho?
>>150936300kek
>>150936459I don't care about the National League
Reds are kinda scary if they get in? Can't really hit or field, but Hunter Green - Andrew Abbott - Nick Lodolo is a tough matchup for anyone in a series.
>>150936459Not my team
>>150936452Do not reply to chikaner
>fat man wearing cuck glovekek
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
why is Jap anon always so angry?
fucking rays are gonna lose
>>150936459they aren't gonna make it, the postseason flyover quota has already been filled
>>1509363675ch is so fucking huge and most of its boards are mostly dead so it's either a /b/-tier board or a mostly dead board run by some autists and usually you can't get banned for posting anything there
>>150936512They're a very much roller coaster team. The main issue is that they either can't hit for shit or somehow keep hitting. They also have an awful tendency of getting ahead and then blowing it. I do think that if the Red's get to the playoffs it's going to be a huge motivation spike for 2026 since the current team is pretty much young bloods.
>naylor tipping pitches
FAGGets kek!
>>150936703I suspect they'll move their young flame thrower Burns to bolster the pen if they get in.
>upside downFUCKING LMAO!
>>150936638I don't know, maybe I'm just not a mutt bootlicker
Sox are putting up a fight in this game
>>150936459not so fast
>>150936876idk what that has to do with bringing a positive energy to the gennyanyway, thinking of you xhttps://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4
>>150936107Liv is so fucking hot
he was in his wind up let it go umpie
Come on JP
nu tho?
>>150937121Early
>3 more outs for the sweepMore runs please
>>150936942i'm not trying to bring a postive energy at all, are you? is posting 'turning japanese' video funny? i just don't know man
>>150937234Turning Japanese is about the face a man makes when he cums
>>150937179jumpscare
>>150937234do you feel you need to punish the general for their behaviour?
>>150937319lol is that recker?
/nu/>>150937367>>150937367>>150937367/nu/
>>150937234>is posting 'turning japanese' video funny?I thought it was hilarious actually. Hardest I've laughed this entire thread
>>150937319also picrel
>>150937392nah but I wouldn't shy away from pointing out how pathetic you guys are. do you feel need to punish me now? lmao>>150937426good for you. i thought it was very american
