Golden Knights Edition /hoc/vious: >>150921808
>>150935586>>150935586>>150935586>>150935586>>150935586
fuck mondays
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
first for zesty commentators
>>150935586more like copey edition
summer is over in 17 bongs
do you think trb and copey ever get together at a rape victim support group?
you can't tell me this isn't a spaceship
>>150935675I can but I won't
Shabanov just broke his first pair of ankles in North America
my broons are taking mckenna :)
>>150935647>>150935647>>150935647
>McKenna selected No. 1 by Flames at 2026 NHL Draft
Shocking amount of flames posts and the season hasn’t even started yet
>>150935646saved
damn near decapitated him
>>150935675Wish they'd paint it orange again, thought it looked really nice.
>scoreless in San Jose
>>150935768hurricane season has been eerily quiet this year, lahey
>>150935768There is a big thunderstorm rolling through and i've got a pounding headache
Flames got scored on again
>>150935720There aren't any actual real Flames fans. They all pretend but don't even watch any of the games.
>>150935675that isn't a spaceship
>>150935675it's really amazing how the aliens knew people all over the world would need their revolving restaurant spaceships
>>150935825Don't do that
Victor Mancini Scarini.
>Losing two games at the same timeRaise the banner
>>150935855Preseason doesnt matter
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR mancini! *gesticulates italically*
>>150935768>>150935800our canesies finally play tomorrow :)
>>150935804feel better soon fren <3
>>150935675stratosphere is better desu senpai
>>150935825imagine if it was a spaceship
>>150935865If Rod pointed at me like that I'd shit myself on the spot
>>150935627How can you fuck a day?
>>150935893does the whole thing launch or just the UFO bit at the top
just took a greasy mawrner mawrdy
None of you retards never saw men in black?
>>150935926just the saucer
>>150935940I didn't care for this show. It insists upon itself.
>>150935940is this from some netflix show
>>150935940I took a runny green marner last night and I haven't marnered since. Moderate concern
>queefer sherwood
>>150935952my favourite reality show is women in nothing
>>150936092??
So first the sharks put the wrong date on their banner and now their tv broadcast is showing dallas stars graphics
>>150936114women in nothing (naked)
>>150936135KEK
>>150936135thank you gary
>>150936135kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdDA_Rr8O4U
>>150936166my wife btw
>>150936213>seductively leaves her jacket semi-unzippedohhhhhh momma
>>150936166>>150936213how much longer is she going to stay employed?didn't the team start plummeting right after she got there?
some of you guys are real creeps
Farabee scored I think he’s due for a 30 goal season
>>150936135it's preseason for the boys in the truck too, okay?>>150936244>implying kraken were ever good shiggy
creep on these nuts nigga
>>150936272jlmi
>>150936272how so?
Don’t meet your hero’s most nhl players aren’t good people remember that I know from experience take it from me
chytil having a bad night
Newman...
KWAB
makar took an elbow high from some ahler and landeskog fed him some uppercuts
>>150936396throw a hotdog on the ice
Threadly reminder that pre season games matter exactly as much as regular season games
So have like any of the games today been good?
Marner is invisible
>>150936434I can't afford to waste food, shits expensive here!
yep I'm thinking it's time to start the rebuild
Get this Ty Young kid out of the net already. Nucks were playing fine before the goalie switch.
SSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>150936396throw yourself on the ice
>>150936396>Climate pledge arena Based
holy shit
SSSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN
canucks need to start punching people to get back into this
Krakens are going to be unstoppable this season. They are killing the nucks
>>150936564
>>150936396based have fun! :)
>>150936564Not if poobauer has anything to say about it.
Canucks need miller
my avies :)
>>150936629should be the starter if we want mckenna
>>150936629two fingers up for the two thousand goals let in per game
>scorefull draw in pre season Gary Time
>climate pledge arena
>GARY OUT IN UBS
>>150936396krakkies won the cup a century ago?
>>150936721century and change ago
>>150936721Halifax had won it but the explosion sent it so far that it landed in Seattle and they never mailed it back
>>150936721they were the first US team to win a cup
>>150936653The “No BS” approach the rags are taking is exactly the mentality the Canucks need but there’s no one in the locker room to be that voice.
>>150936774Also the first US team composed entirely of Canadian players to win the cup
>>150936721>1917 They only won because the Canadians all got drafted
>>150936806Nah, it was the flu, even the war was slowed by the flu
>>150936776Im sure that retarded slogan won't come back to haunt the rags
My team has an all BS approach
>>150936806>>150936838Actually it was composed of Canadian draft dodgers
>>150936797Wow the Ca*adian Cope(TM) goes all the way back to 1917 huh?
>>150936882based
Getting intense in Seattle.
>>150936874jlmi
>>150936776They also said there wasn't any quit in new york
>>150936278they were decent in year 2made the 2nd round of the playoffs and didn't look out of place while they were in it
>>150936959Did you watch that season? It was insane amounts of puckluck that carried them that year. That was an outlier year that doesn't even remotely define this team.
ahh yessir
>endless shootoutsHockey is Back, lads, it's official
>>150937088well, it's not ape'oop
>>150937088Any relation to Scott Levy?
JLMI
>>150937018>Did you watch that season?not reallymy team is in the east, so Kraken clips rarely came upthey seemed fine whenever I did see them, but that's why I just left it at "decent"but I watched them in the playoffs and they did look pretty good then>It was insane amounts of puckluck that carried them that year.I'll defer to your judgment on that>That was an outlier year that doesn't even remotely define this team.luck can be a factor, but you still have to make your own opportunities where luck can come into playyou can't get a lucky bounce into the net if you aren't getting enough shots or zone entriesso there were still some things that the Kraken could have built on from that season, and from the outside, it seems like they didn't
>>150937157You can tell they hate each other>>150937196
FINALLYMammoth CoverageThank You, Gary Bruce Bettman
>>150937196Took long enough
I forgot about Kevin He
>>150937252He's a play-by-play commentators dream
>>150937252she goes by Kevin Her now
>>150937252He made a great play todayAlso i think this is lafrenieres brother
>>150937252He what?
>>150937197I'll agree they did kind of show up during the playoffs but yeah it was a lot of luck that brought them there, clearly not much they were able to build from like you said but who knows, lot of young guys new coach, sometimes just shaking things up can be enough for things to start clicking.
>>150937252Kevin who?
>they couldn't secure the franchise rights for the "Utah Yeti" because of a camper cooler company gay
>>150937335>sometimes just shaking things up can be enough for things to start clickinggotta shake them up morehockey mommy has to go
Kevin Me??
>>150937329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU4lYcN6zEY
>>150937171lmao remember when he was on Win Ben Steins Money?
>>150937377Not until I get to watch these two have awkward lesbian sex on center ice while I sit in the penalty box and furiously jerk off.
>>150936797There are no teams that are majority Canadian anymore
>>150937500holy yucking pukeola
>>150937493Disco inferno too
>>150937500>while I sit in the penalty box and furiously jerk offbrother you have GOT to dream biggerit's a fantasy, actually fantasize about yourself in there
>>150937463One of the few people on the Epstein flight logs that gets a free pass
>>150937252the chinese century is upon us. the interns are already scheduling an upcoming game in harbin
>>150937514There will never be a team that is majority america
>>150937529Like standing on the blue line while they have awkward lesbian sex on center ice?
>>150937514this was unprovoked assault and battery
>>150937592He was just defending his home from you uppity colonizers
>>150937607you're thinking of the wrong kind of indian
>>150937585stacking them on top of each other and doing a single thrust into one and then the other and back again over and over for at least 5 hoursor, dream even higher and just eliminate that uggo piper shaw from the equation
>>150937607nash got colon-ized in 1992
I don't trust players who have 4 or more K's in their name.
Thinking of growing a preseason beard.
>scoreless draw
Crapo Krakho
>kappo kakko kekko kokkothese guys are making me absolutely kookoo!
>>150937635Hey now.
>>150937670Do I have to shave my current beard and regrow one if I'm doing it for the season?
>>150937690you're an all-star
Good luck next week wagiebros! :)
piper got them riley reid cheeks
already have PNW fatigue
>the city of Vancouver
>>150937698I was going to post this too, just for the record.
SSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>150937721Real Pacific Hours are just getting started.
holy shit... the kraken are going to be unstoppable this year aren't they...
>>150937721the rain hasn't even started yet
Not until wrestlechad hours are over
oskar fiskar bolgar meier weiner
>Oscar Fisker Mølgaarddude what the fucknothat doesn't get to be your namego back to ellis island and try again
>>150937721stay mad
>>150937743Yeah, maybe
>>150937762Oscar Fernandez Ramirez
>>150937765was you getting savagely raped a part of gary's plan
Wenatchee Wild
>jake stillman, filipino ?
>>150937787>>150937787>>150937787>>150937787
old man nelson puts the first one in
>>150937794You wouldnt believe the history of the Phillipines. I'm surprised his name.is not Senor Tojo Mcarthur
gary controls the beer prices
Dunn laying it all on the line out there in preseason game number 1
Nils SCAR
>>150935675>>150935792It really gives me a retro futuristic vibe.
kneels o'man
Arsedeep
>>150937834Gary has an office that negotiates beer pricing and coverage in the local areas near the arena It's neither criminal nor underhanded>now shut up and drink your beer
>>150937827The beer prices in Seattle are just awful
>>150937865Bussi
Look at my elbows and my butt, I'm out of here.
>>150937877justify these prices gary, they're criminal!
>>150937787Actually hilarious that the only reason this team exists is because there wasn't a single suitable sheet of ice in Winnipeg for them to keep playing there instead of moving another team to Washington kek
joey on the mic
>>150937918how many souvenir popcorn buckets do they let you order at once
>>150937918Grim but only by a slim margin compared to what they charge me per % of abv
>>150937925LMAO
>open up /hoc/>all AI slop TRB posts>close /hoc/
>>150937918What are the differences between the two types of Souvenir Popcorn Bucket and the Fresh Popcorn?
>>150938062the souvenir bucket comes as is
>Souvenir Popcorn Bucket tourist bait no real fan buys this shit
me and my mom used to go around after games and pick up discarded souvenir cups after games and we'd take them home and wash them so we had like a dozen gulls cups
>Tij Iginla>-3Name other players that were only 1st round draft picks because of their surnames?
>>150938176nice, that's a good way to get free cups
>>150938204Griffin Reinhart
>>150938176based lower middle class anon
>>150938204Alex Nylander
gonna be a tense final 2 minutes at CP arena
>>150938204cole sillinger
games should continue until any active penalties expire
>>150938204Victor Eklund
Can’t believe I have to watch another season of the Canucks being SHIT.
her fly is coming undone
gg nuckbros, the kids did good today
>>150938357hard to imagine, but it's true
>>150938368Remember when that retarded fat fuck Kelly Hrudey was so fat that his suit buttons popped off in the middle of a broadcast?
kraken on pace for a preseason sweep, 82-0 in the reg season, and 4 4-0 series wins in the ploffs
>>150938387It's not hard to imagine the Canucks being shit. That's their default state
>>150938357at least they will be forced to rebuild since if the canucks are shit again hughes said he'll walk
>>150938204This c64 game is lit
listening to a stream of the giants-chiefs game and there is a commercial where someone says something about "your favorite islanders finding love" and I go to the tab to think it is some weird advert for the Islanders but actually it is for a show called Love Island
sick goal by But
MY raidies acies and knights got btfoMY steelies won:)
>>150938397No, but I remember when 32 Thoughts said in the interview with Stuart Skinner last week that Kelly Hrudey was one of the best goalies of his generation.
>>150938579Kelly and Stuart both lost in the SCF and cost a top 5 player a key part of their legacy so it adds up
necas scaarrr :D
it's over for the utah mammary glands
>>150938474Our Steelers (:
>Ultra Mammaries
Marty Necas never looks happyhe hasn't for years
>>150938777mackinnon banned happiness while on the ice because it's distracting
>>150935586AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHSHORKS FUCKING WONKNIGHTS SUCK DICK
>>150938817ayy there he is
>>150938817dream big
any new jeets other than assdeep this year?
>>150938817based>>150938848cope and seethe copester
>>150938817yeah go sharks! or are they called the stars now? i'm confused.
>>150938850zayne if he makes the team
wish I could see you guys right now and have beers with you
>>150938878Star Sharks
>>150938909i'll crack one with you right now king.
>>150938605in 30 years some Elliote Fridgeman type will say Skinner was one of the best goalies in his generation
and here's all the middle eastern players to ever play in the nhl
>>150938605Kelly fucking hrudey and his faggot ass blue bandana god he was shit
>>150938961in 30 years your gay magazines will have been long deteriorated in a landfill because you couldn't continue your family lineage
and surprisingly there have been less latinos than middle easterners to have ever played
>>150938999CWAB
>>150939052They forgot Cristobal "Boo" Nieves unless there's a games played threshold
>>150938989I thought Ramzi Abid was Tunisian, not Lebanese.
>>150938989Kadri has some smokin hot female relatives
just took a brandon saad myself
>>150939158pics?
thus, the week of bud1246-1253 is coming to a close
>>150939158Well, you're the expert since they've taken over your country.
>>150939171https://youtu.be/oiBTlWqqp0k?t=77Check out that chick with the sunglasses bro. Freakin smokeshow>>150939217Yeah but the ones here are covered in habibis or whatever theyre called from head to toe
>>150939232thus, bud1
sweden's trademark public education system on full display here
Steelies won you're mad
every night with this shit huh? ok I'll play along
>>150938989Zibanejad was born in Sweden
>>150939052There is no shot Max Pacioretty is anything but Italian
>>150939293>Steelies wonjust like bud and mitch
>>150939293imagine being mad at our steelies
>>150939316>filename
big talk from a man who can't even control fezzik
palooza numbers came in. not good i'm afraid
>>150939500>february
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS
>>150939500Is this Dave meltzer? If so go ahead and shove your dilator up you’re fake vagina.
>>150939500>i'm afraidit'll be ok
pre-season isnt real hockey
>>150939633nice marner maker on that broad
girls don't play hockey
>>150939052I wonder what was going through the heads of the Canadiens management when they signed Scott Gomez
>>150938817
>>150939747KWAB
>>150939747We won a President's Trophy in 2015-2016????GODDAMN BASED
>>150939747fake news
>>150939791how many cups bro
>>150939808All of em
scaarrr necas again :D
I call them Saint John's Sharks to troll the latinx community.
>>150939815zero kwab
retard
>Jeff Skinner plays for the Sharks nowHow demoralizing.
>>150939839cope they're a young and exciting team
>>150939839cope he scored a goal in a very meaningful game
Gary can trace his lineage back to Alexander the Great and Ramesses II and the first Japanese Emperor
>>150939858>miss the playoffs every season of your entire career>finally sign with a cup contending team>>get to play with the best player in the world>play 72 of 82 regular season games>playoffs come around>finally your big moment>team deems you too shit for playoff hockey, get a token meme game in round 1 and then don't sniff the lineup until the finals when the team is injured and desperate>lose the cup finals>forced to sign with a tanking team because everybody saw how worthless you are in the playoffs>pray the 8th place team is looking for depth heading in to the playoffs>they aren't>retire at the end of the season
I SHOUTED OUT WHO KILLED THE KENNEDYSWHEN AFTER ALL IT WAS GARY B
>>150939827So there is only room for improvement. I like the way you think, anon.
there's no way this idiot makes the team
>>150939925now this is a sharks fan
>>150939839Well actually you forgot John Klingberg
>>150939950THE ONLY WAY TO GOIS UP
day 1 of fake hockey in the books, what do we think
>there are leafs in here RIGHT NOW who think this is their season
>>150939967Only teams to finish with 0 goals>Panthers>Flames>KnightsLooks great to me
>>150939939He should’ve made 4 nations tbqh He was outscoring Crosby at the break
>>150939986best teams in the league
>>150939954Holy shit john klingberg was an oiler how the hell did they make the final
>>150939974My teams tied for 1st in the league. No need not to beleaf.
>>150939997*team
>>150939997CWAB
>>150939839Just like my islanders
>>150939989And now he’s a $4M aav player
>>150938942thanks bro
>>150939897really mean of you to say to be quite honest with you family
Woken up by the need to drop a midnight marner
>>150940245When is Grier going to get serious and stop taking all the leagues garbage.
>>150940267I’m mitching right now
I am ready for regular season hockey with my /hoc/ frens
ready for late night sharks vs. ducks
>>150940286Same
>pre seasonIs there a bigger meme?
>>150940330My Islanders
FRENS WANT REGULAR SEASON NOW GARY
>>150940372Gary here. Because you asked I am going to start the regular season tomorrow.
>>150940390Thanks Gary! We love you!
[from the back of the room]we hate you gary
>mammoth lost twice
>>150940401Gary here again. Because of this post I will cancel my plans to begin the regular season tomorrow.
>>150940401Hey anon, want to come to the alleys behind the bagel shop with me?
>>150940369I somehow highly suspect this came from reddit
>>150940431What if we buy some jerseys?
just wired gare another $500 wifey gonna be mad but I can't resist
>>150940452Gary here for the final time. If each of you buy 10 jerseys I may reconsider.
>>150940468I'll buy 50!
JESUSCHRIST
>>150940615the marners flow like wine in that valley
didn't ask
bud did not 1
MY sharkies
I may or may not have asked, I'm 7 bowls deep and can't remember
>>150940699
huhuhuhuhuhuhuh no man I think the islanders are gonna win it all this year huhuhuhuh
>>150940699Yes
I could kill or seriously heem at least 1 of the following animals:>shark>kraken>penguin>sabre>maple leaf>blackhawk>duck>avalanche>panther>mammoth
>>150940825you couldnt heem something underwater, and an avalanche would send you ass end up down the mountain if not cover you in snow
>>150940825whats the top 3 strongest logos if they were real out of all the teams
>>150940825>stop, invincible sn-ACK
>>150940882Mammoth/Avs/Panthers in that order
a bruin would take down a panther easily
>>150940949bears are pussies
>>1509408821) devils2) stars3) flames/lightning
>>150941004a hurricane could easily heem a flame or a lightning bolt tho
cool it with the quaker dogma
>>150940825>krakenyou wish
>>150941043even the small krakens are nearly impossible to kill
>>150941051>wright skating away from a fight
>>150941013
what ever happened to shannons wife after she got heemed by those jeets?
>>150940825
____ games today
>>150941347watchable
>>150941347My penguins (:
>>150941457Fitting that the first team they play against is the one that Crosby will be traded to
>>150941347
>>150941347Shit for retards
>>150935813kawaii!
>>150941971I dont think he is going to find a girl soon
>>150941993>1993cope he's going to find mrs bud and have many budlets soon
he's not bad atvall
>>150942074He was traded for literal pu
Huomenta
life is just meaningless slop.
>>150941347think it's the habs for me
Marner status: dropped
wordle in 5perfect connections
wordle in 1perfect
>>150942734I went to work just to drop mine
>>150940825maple leafs aren't animals you retard
wordle in 0, plus fugged yer mom again
>>150942241I wish I could escape this cycle of waging and studying
suzuki + reinbacher +1 for crosby + malkin
>>150943085Crosby is pretty washed
>>150943279Perfect for the habs
I haven't watched the kings since I was a kid back in the late 2000s and early 2010s. What am I in for? I want to get back into hockey since baseball is going to be dead after October.
>>150943279>91 points>washed
>>150943584> What am I in for? Losing against the Oilers in the first playoff round year after year
>>150943584Kongs hired Holland, so they're doomed.
>making the scf twice in a row is a fate worse than death
>>150943617Imagine what he could produce on a real team. He needs to make playoffs one final time
>>150943619Oilers have declined hard, can they still beat the kangs?
>>150943661What key players did the Oilers lose?
Time keeps on moving forward
>>150940372I haven’t been to mcdonalds in ages. I miss the dollar menu
Wordle in 0
>>150943646Impressive. How many cups did those two SCF appearance yield?
gm
>>150943871morning baj
>>150943646>Samir you give me so much thank you.
>>150943871Good morning fren
Did you guys see landeskog fight last night?
no
>>150944055Check it out on Twitter
ce soir!!
Why the fuck were Landeskog and Makar even playing
>>150937918they had 5 dollar beers at the beer garden fool
Actual good games tonight. Thank you Gary!
what a goonhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/TCciPvxGe10
>>150944234based millennial
>>150944228Maybe on planet retard
Did you remember The 21st night of September
>>150944429Of course >>150921097>>150921826
>>150937918740ml for $19 is the same as paying $12 for a 16oz
>>150937918the fact they say people need 2000 calories a day like you're doing them a fucking favour by providing this nourishment
>>150943617That’s a $5M aav player thanks to Tavares
>>150937918Better pregame then
>>150944556john wishes he could reach 90 points
>>150944556>Tavares takes a paycut to help the team>they're still worse than last yearKWAB
>>150944458Based
wet sloppy disgusting nicolas roy
>>150944586how much could john get on the open market?
>>150944638we call those marners around these parts
>>150944654not anymore
>>150944638Are you referring to a marner? Not sure what you mean otherwise
>>150944671source?
holy crap. is dale dead?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM-DxiMzkOk
oh, boy! my kraken really delivered last night!
>>150944690Check the /hoc/ wiki
>>150944708holy KWAB
>>150944671You sure? >>150940642 >>150936020 >>150942734 >>150940267
>>150944736i dont recognize collaborative editing content as a source
less than 3 bongs until autumn
>BREAKING: the /hoc/ board of directors have voted to ratify the agreement that would have everyone continue to call them marners up until the 29/30 season
>>150944822great post
>>150944822now this is an agreement to recognize
>>150944822The yays have it a billion to one
we love Our Mitchie now go knights go copey
>>150944822_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Sign and flush was the best possible outcome for the leafs
thinking about greasy pidser with meat
>>150944997that a recipe for a stinky marner
>>150945030I'm afraid we call those nic roys now
>>150945030Worth it for the joy it’ll provide
Wow an Allsvenskan goalie didn't allow a single goal last night against the flames main roster
one month today of being vegetarian bros
>>150945073For what purpose
>>150945073how's it going?
>>150945067Gary's pre-season has all kinds of wonders to behold
>>150945073Are you getting enough protein?
>>150945067The NHL is overrated.>>150945073How many cocks have eaten in that month?
>>150945079saw hidden camera footage of an animal testing facility, the look of terror on the monkeys' faces and seeing them locked into place as they're injected with different types of shit was burned into my mind. i'd never eat monkey anyway but it made me think of how sentient all animals are and the brutality of the meat industry and how it's so arbitrary which ones we view as food and which we see as family. plus if i can't kill the animal myself i shouldn't be able to eat it>>150945100not as bad as i thought. definitely still miss it but i'll survive>>150945151plenty of nuts, seeds, etc. plus i'll still eat eggs
>>150945185Eggs are enough. Good luck veggiebro!
I scrambled Your Mother's eggs, /hoc/, and she made me breakfast the next morning, winkwink
>>150945185You know some /hoc/ posters would pay good money for that experience
about to shock and awe fruit fly city
BREAKING: Andrea Doan to chair advisory committee that hopes to bring the NHL back to Arizona.Story with perspective from Andrea Doan, Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Chair Tom Galvin, Lyndsey Fry & Shane Doan:
>>150945185>animal testing Virtue signaling retard that has nothing to meat. Thats like abstaining from wine because of the Rwandan genocide
>>150945420Hockey belongs in the desert
>>150945431read the whole thing rajeesh, i made a connection to it. animals in slaughter houses aren't treated much better.
>>150945563are you growing your own vegetables then?
>>150945591some peppers mostly, yeah. don't have a ton of space for it all
for me it's growing tomates and making your own sauce
>>150945294Haven’t they all died already?
fruit fly retard still too stupid to salt his drains
Unless you are completely living off your own land and harvesting your own food, you ARE NOT not have any qualms (moral or otherwise) about the treatment of animals
>>150945805now they have
North american farmers have it tough this year so Im glad the hippie is supporting the price of onions
>>150945815it was a full compost bin situation
>>150945837sounds reasonable
>>150945652>unlimited frozen cock
I've only ever got them if I leave my windows open. Never through drains
>>150945837nice double negative, retard
Spontaneous generation genny
>>150945652I could go for a pumpkin slushee
my wife recently saw a documentary about cows and started to feel a little uneasy. I immediately jumped up and ripped off her leather belt and whipped her from room to room
>>150945969website*
Flames Maniacs need meat to survive
>>150946018you're probably one of those freaks who posts bacon gifs on instagram reels calling for better treatment of pigs
You've stalked my account for 5 years nowMove the fuck on
>>150946046No I have two yt channels dedicated to how much I heckin' love bacon and put it on everything! It's the nectar of the gods
My dad doesn’t eat porn since he started raising a pig as a pet
>>150945908Randy gettin tempted
where do i watch the games now that stream east is dead
stopbeingpoorandgetalegalstream.com
>>150946176>stream east is deadIt’s not though you retard
>>150946176stream west
>>150946157well unless he is blowing up the meat counters and his local grocery stores apparently he isn't doing enough
>>150945294for me it's toby keith's shock'n ya'll specifically the taliban songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2fZjZvb5sBUT YOU KNOW SOMEDAY SOON WE'RE BOTH GONNA SADDLE UP AND IT'LL BERIIIIIIDE CAMEL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>150946236I meant pork
>>150946069I will stop stalking stephens twitter account when he stops coming in here and spamming raped bitch 100 times a day
Saw someone throw a cat into the river, unfortunately I couldn't say shit about it because I had eaten a hamburger the day before
>>150946176Check yandex
>>150945420Their door has shut harder than the penguins’
>>150946287don't like him on spittin chiclets
>>150946287The chairman of yandex was the commissioner of the last failed women's hockey league
>>150946355I’m surprised the pwhl is still slugging along. I thought it would die in 5 years
Shall be taking a post lunch marner
>>150946069And heres to 5 more!
>>150946394>>150946394>>150946394New
>>150946363its only going into its 3rd season...
>>150946363It's only been around for 2 years
>>150946198:(
