dogshit thread
good thread
>>150941023this jean silva would have heemed diego lopes
Carlos Ulberg
>were gonna have to cut you bryan battle. or it sets a bad president>meanwhile president gastelum over here
>>150941240Gastelmu is a fuckin legend
>>150941240following gastelum into a shitty mexican restaurant and hitting him with a steel baseball bat every time he eats a bite of something that contains carbs
https://youtu.be/H_tV1sZ_9kUits out boyswhos that you ask? craig jones brother
>>150941240He took the fight on short notice and saved the event dumbass, have some gratitude
Poatan won 1, 3, 5
>>1509413447, 9, 11
https://rargb.to/torrent/k-o-2025-webdl-1080p-h264-multilang-ac3-5-1-multisub-armor-idn_crew-6430243.htmlits up
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>150941357>It's not le heggin fair dana!!!Completely different. When Kelvin was forced up a weight class to middleweight, he didn't miss weight again for 8 years until he tried to go back to welterweight (because he was easily making 185). Now he's being even more fat and old but he's got enough accolades and is a well known name they will give him slack.Battle's fat ass missed weight, missed weight again at welterweight in short succession, then immediately missed weight in his first move back to middleweight. Back to back misses at 2 weight classes and his opponent refused it. I don't think we've ever seen someone miss weight, get moved up a weight class and immediately miss weight again at the higher weight class.
>>150941517ohhh nonnnnnn
What if Tom actually finishes Gane faster and easier than Jon? Boy we'd be pretty fucked then eh Jones gang?
I'm going to make so much money getting on Magomed and Islam to beat JDM and Poatan. Literally 2 biggest locks of the year.
JDM has no answer for the offensive pressure and wrestling style of Magomed Ankalaev.
People forget that Kelvin cracked the Izzy code man
>>150941705Adesanya was ready to die in there man.
>>150941713And he got free lip fillers from the Mexican clinic
if every UFC fighter died I wouldn't care
Just freaking relapsed and had sex with fightfairy again... God dammit I can't afford any more children out of wedlock!!
>>150941854That was chase hooper in a wig b. No refunds
They were so rancid I woke up weeping
Heemusalema ikhaya lamiNgilondolozeUhambe namiZungangishiyi lana
>>150941962Maggot minge got a nigga crashing out fr
>>150941962
anybody have the bobby green paddy webm
>>150942218His name is King you racist piece of shit chud
>>150942230*King PimblettI'm sorry
of course b, use it well
Clitia Topiglet ducked chaddy the daddy
>>150942218Best I can do b hh
>>150942265That's better
MM...agh shit
>>150942462
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MMA MMA MMA
>>150942466wtf? please delete this doo
>>150941357we won't be watching that shit. big tom inside 1
>>150942466twerk so good it created an amputee in the background
>wasn't worth itwhen will i learn?
>>150942606>we won't be watching th -ack!
Apologize to this manwww.TikTok.com/@t_t_k_y_aLook what you did to him
Who will step in against Charles Oliveira in Brazil? Seems like no one wants it. This is the most perfect opportunity to fight him too. Oliveira is coming back from a knockout only three months ago.
>>150942748He was a good man. Death was not deserved.
Feeling in a heeming mood right nowDon't test me
>>150943257they're calling it the worst haircut of all time
>>150943257What's 6 plus 3 times 7 no calculator allowed
>>150941240Dana gives TUF guys a lot of room to fuck up.
>>150941357>rarbgThat's a name I haven't heard in some time
>>15094342627
>>150942748Still can't believe tony ferguson did this
>>150943572THATS THE WRONG NUMBA!
>>150943426got a parenthetical for you bappa (one of these things)
Keith Lee, talmbout the food critic on the 2024 Forbes 30 under 30?
Charles is complaining that the frenchman and Dan hooker cowered out after they promised to show up as backup
It's coming up. It's coming up. It's coming up. It's coming up.It's dare.
>>150943916You have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.
>>150943860Ilia decapitated you lil bro sit down you bozo
>>150943785Enjoy your heart disease and limp dick at 40 meat enjoyers are reddit
>>150943965Big if true.
>>150943986Joe Rogan has a strong cock and he eats just meat
>>150943997Joe Rogan is sweeter than a sugar plum.
>>150943986>meat causes eduhhhh source?
>>150942606>we won't be watching that shit. big tom inside 1I'm afraid you're alone in this one troonspinall stan
Oliveira vs. Gamrot: A UFC Special Event
K-1 and RIZIN are the least arified orgs and thats one reason theyre better
>rizin
troonspinalls keep moving. this is a /GANE/ general
>>150944014the only question you should ever ask: is this meat halal? yes? then its permissible and approved by allahno? then its totally not permissible. you will go to jahannam if you eat it too much
Tomala browns have been real quiet since this dropped
Tom tanked that shit.
>>150944012powerful boner though from what i hear
Yeah i got that dawlg inside me>the dog
Its now the best time to boy the fighting nerds#buy low_sell high
K-1 huh
The flesh of animals is very unhealthy as we know. *eats processed wheat with inverted sugar syrup*
>>150944155I eat upright sugar syrup
Gaethje thought me how to absorb proteins and vitamins from micro plastics
I'm on a low inflammation diet. Having a lot of whole wheat pasta. Organic cheese.
I remember asking about your diet.
I’m on a pussy diet
>>150944227I meant to reply sooner but I was busy discussing mma
God I'm so lonely
https://youtube.com/shorts/BrxRjpIbcx4?si=Ez3M9RVbNhHqc2CK
>>150944350Suckle on my Armpiggy and I’ll call you my clozadaddy
That looks nothing like your other picture of sneed what are you doing
>>150944379My Armpiggy keeps getting wider from Labrador loads
>>150944350*kisses you*
You've really been reduced to having a growing collection of male armpits to post
For me it's feet.
>>150944411Please don’t misgender me
>>150944416You know what you literally are
For me it'sAnthro_on_human futa_on_male
>>150944438Is this the ganecord consensus
ga necord
Need to go to the store but I'm too lazy to shower and my balls have a strong odor
MASTERCLASS!!! Ciryl Gane SCHOOLS Tom Aspinall - What Really Happened by TheWeasle (Breakdown)
>>150944493You're a fucking loser.
Jokes aside Gane is going to murder the tard wrangler
What is so great about Perth? Why did ufc decide to do a fight night there?
clozzy wozzy loves the blacky wackies
>>150944538
>>150944571Just skinning up my walk to the store spliff
>>150944599
WE are gonna take the belt from Merab
>>150944617YOU are going to take the first flight back to mogadishu
>>150944493Let me suckle on them then spunk my Armpiggy!
>>150944617Factual post.
>>150944617true because he doesn't get ratings
>>150944765Tomala 'cord moment
>>150944765The Jones brothers to Tomala and xer AGPther.
>>150944765sorce?
Absolute state of you lot..
I wonder whom is more embarrassed of who Aspinall or Jr
>>150944843I fear that an apple doesn't fall from from their tree in the Aspinal clan.
Nobody talks about Pereddit anymore
Jumpscare
President Zatdaddy.
>>150944982>t. nobody
>>150945045President of Vasti Spiller's pussy top. And her vagina as well.
Demonized
Breast implant
Sunkissed
Yoga, Yoda, Yogurt.
Leon before losing to Belal:>He's no Usman, he's just Belal, bruv.Leon before losing to Brady:>Well, He's no Belal, he's just Brady, bruv.Leon before losing to Prates:>At least he's no Brady, bruv, he's just Prates.
i am who i am and you are who you are but who are you if you're not me ? we are not the same there's levels to this game
>>150942863>3 months ago
>you can't say that man, those fighting nerds were gud boys man
>>150943257He even pulls up his shorts like a G. Respekt.
Aspinall preparing to join WWE. Gane has already won.
>>150943968We don’t our posts here.
>>150945220Now that's a heck of a post right there my friend.
>>150945286mfw anons disparage Tony
>>150945299>top pick>the rock Can he just for once not suckle on the boss's meng
Aspinall is essentially Baldrick but very tall
I think that we can all agree that Tom Aspinall reflects the state that we, as a society, have delved into.
Whereas Gane represents the abstraction of the Human.
Factual posts (TWO)
>>150945356He's not even that tall. He's what, 6'5"? Meanwhile Gane is a towering 6'5"
Day vs NightUK vs France
UFC 400: Tom Aspinall, in memoriam.
Sorrow.
>>150945412It is more that Baldrick was quite short than Tom is in any way a remarkable individual
*gulp*Asspeenalxisters how cooked are?
Desolation I dread in dismal despair
The Sorrow
The Desolation I dread in dismal despair
The Fear
The The fear
>>150945566Very much cooked I frightfully reckon.
lamentation is low key zesty as hell
Gane will desolate that dunce.
The Fury
>>150945647Excellent post
The Pain
The End
Finality, even.
Ari and turki are probably related
The Boss
>>150945700I’d venture that taking a shit on Dana’s head is a rather commendable act.
>>150945729No argument here although I'd settle for heeming his dotter or taking his money
The Internet think the cup is Dwaynes Corey. Wait until they see Brian Ortega
>>150945874Not a cup your meng just gets bigger and more rigid with age
i'm gay and cirly gane is gonna win, nigga
>>150945911Fortuitous news
>>150945911Is this why Joe Rogan has a big dick?
>>150941240The UFC is forced to protect Kelvin for the sake of Izzy's project legacy
UFC White House main event. Chills.
>>150946246a black larping as a real african vs a muslim it's perfect
Cumshot Shitmaepeev gives me the finna ick, not gonna trynna front
Today I remind them.
RIP poopque
>>150946427Welterweight Álvarez is gonna be a whole different animal; a beast, even.
>page 3Its over
>>150946473Should’ve moved up ages ago
>>150946246Chills... I can see how this will be the start of an epic trilogy.
In a sense, in many senses, the fighting nerds have already won. Because of their influence and impact on the sport, all fighters around the world are changing their behavior, strategies and how they view the sport as a whole. That means the fighting nerds have already achieved their mission: To change and evolve the sport for the better, for every fighter. That goal was accomplished. The average iq and the levels, have been raised for the entire roster, much like the Gracies in the sport's infancy.Now? It's time to level up the levels and take the fight to the streets.
>>150946896Thank you Fighting Nerds!!!
Chills.
In a sense, in many senses, the fighting nerds are gay shabbos jokes. Because of their losing and gayness on the sport, all fighters around the world are ignoring their behavior, gayness and what they mean for the sport as a whole.That means the fighting nerds have already failed their mission: To change and evolve the sport for the gayer, for every fighter. That goal wasn't accomplished. The average iq and the levels, have been raised for the entire roster, much like Sakaruba in the sport's infancy.Now? It's time to level up the levels and cut the nerds from the roster.Prates is cool though.
>>150946896Fighting nerds messiah or anti-christ? what does peter thiel have to say on this matter...
>>150946896Wow… Figurative levels were shown…
>>1509469344 chills.
>>150946896If they are so smart, why am I still dumb?
>>150946896It's true. Every fighter has leveled up since they arrived. Just look at Volter Wawlker. He was a bum before the nerds showed up. Now he's showing levels.
>>150946896For a bunch of nerds, they forgot the most important mathematical proof in fighting0>1
>>150946896I am so grateful that I could witness such greatness as it was happening. thank you fighting turds.
all fighters are bums and cans honestly
>>150947020but not all of them are nerds....fighting nerds
>>150947031You'd be surprised
>>150947060No, I wouldn't.
>>150946992Is that right, leaf?
>>150947094*offers you a drink* you sure about that?
>>150946992>>150947117He got ya there b
>>150947133Yes, nothing surprises me anymore. I've seen it all.
>Blood has been spilled. Levels have been shown. Chills have been had... And legends have been made. -Anthony Smith
>>150947167*offers you another stronger drink* tell me all about it
>>150947302What the fuck
Fuck off faggot
>>150947302Toby?
>>150947344You're meant more don't you
You can't be posting stuff like that man there are children here
Not my proudest fap, I frightfully reckon in dismay.
>>150947302
Most fascinating
>>150947431Shouldn't waited to see the Asshole, would've been even better son
>>150947415>>150947302
>>150946789javier mendez is mezican asf b
But Tobias you're White or possibly IC2 in that picture
>>150947415
All jokes aside, fucking old women is based, and I respect it.
>>150947471We know you’ll goon to it either way
>>150947459Squint and you can actually see nose eyes and mouth
>>150947509I don't heem meng to other meng meng it hurts minge heeming performance
>>150947471Why do you keep calling me that dude?
>>150947550After toblerone however I'm starting to sense that maybe there are two of you
>>150947571My name's quite different to Toby or Toblerone, but I won't reveal it. I think you're mistaken sir
The chomocord has been revved in a moldy minge fuelled goonsesh I fear
>>150947605Bong flags just keep on giving somehow despite you only posting the skirt twice I've got her saved 5 times on the workstation
>>150947516I'm gonna 'jakk this
>>150947459
nah fuck that
>>150947651BAH GAWD THE SHATTERED DREAMS
>>150947625Of course. You're very welcome
Nigger
>>150947651KEK he tried to jump to take the impact off the first kick.
>>150947886Finally someone says it
>>150941023>This man is white in Brazil
>>150947900double nigger
>>150946896Based,MMA needs to become truly metapolitical. Our mindset going into fights needs to be extended into the every day discourse of life, politics, and culture. Only then can we achieve what we all knows needs to be achieved. Yes - I'm talking about THAT.
>>150946934The Flushed 4
>>150946934This is so funny, you couldn't make it it up. It all happened so quickly too. I'm laughing my head off.
33 days until Gane fights.
>>150948117The silva petard hoisting was especially satisfying and a wonderful climax
>>150941217Why were photos so much better in the up until the early 2000s. They all had soul. Albums could make you cry
Put PATCHY in the mix
>>150948150You could tell he was like this can't be happening to me! Absolutely seething and with a deep sadness all combined
brrrrrrrrr you phone just rang
>>150947117>gsp is a fighting nerd esque recordchills
>>150948283Sorry I'm driving have to put you on loudspeaker, don't mind the kids, what's up
Luke Thomas is the greatest political mind
>>150948452
>>150948741Helwani
>>150948741all 120 000 viewers who aren't currently sleeping in their retirement home are happy right now
The Fighting nerds are just applying basic Muay Thai to MMA. And they still aren't good at fundamental Muay Thai things like throwing in combination and answering calf kicks. They can't even handle being pressured MMA striking just fucking sucks so bad
>>150948885Caio and ruffy fight more like a karate style and none of the em throw in combination ever except silva. It’s not really what any muai Thai gym teaches
If you’ve never been a heemer, you shouldn’t run an mma organization. What qualifies Ari Emmanuel to run the ufc?
>>150948987He has money
>>150948987heemed some cans in the middle east
>>150948987Ari doesn’t heem bodies; he heems the souls of the Gentiles.
Why did the LW division fall off so hard? There are currently zero top 15 lightweights with a fight booked.
what happened to ryan hall
>>150946427Ffs go home Luque
>>150949247Too good for the UFC. Everyone ducked him.
>>150949224You read that on reddit
>>150949247bjj cripplebare niggas is like this
>>150949394I read it on Twitter, actually.
>>150945299One last cycle.
Apparently owning a bidet in the UK is illegal. I'm going to be like Rampage or Fedor and move to Japan
oh yay another brown person a japan
good news heemsters, Trump has cured autism
oh yay another brown person a canada
oh you got revved with that one>OH HERRO JAPAN I AM TERROTRIST FROM UK
>>150949650i dont believe you about either of those thingsi think you are a liar, like Rickson Gracie
YAWN
>>150949554and the award goes to...
>>150949554>>150949855If Dwayne gets an oscar for this I will eat my hat!
>>150949822Rickson's record is like 450-0 and Darren Till so has a 44-0 kickboxing record with 33 knockouts
>>150950017This isn't unrealistic when you consider champs from orgs like Rizin get dumped and spunked by 40 year old Tim Elliott.
If Tim Elliott had yellow fever, you would have never heard Horiguchi's name.
Gina mazany and Kevin croomnow that's a relationship
>>150950133To be honest with you b the real cuck is the doo thinking he successfully tamed a ho.
>>150950173stop posting your fathers thoughts
Dead sport
>>150950203That doesn't make sense. My point is people like Croom/Dolidze think they can steal a dude's wife and it just ends there. She's just going to revert.
yeah I was right
>>150950318>t.
>>150950341we don't post selfies here my friend
I hate them and all of you
>>150950433Who's them
>>150950441My daddies who dicked me down
What was the question? Yeah, we're gonna be stripping this kid Ankalaev of the belt.
>>150950441dont play coy with me abraham, I dont tolerate your tricks
Turki and Nina showed up at the same time I'm just saying look into it.
no I dont think I will
>>150949247Solved MMA
>>150946934so which one had the most embarassing loss?
>>150950480My name isn't Abraham
Natalia Silva
>>150950499makes sense
Who's the MMA Starsky and Hutch?
>>150946896He's right. We must be something more. This is only the beginning.
>>150950936tyron woodley and ben askren
>joe rogan?>uhh.. its not what it looks like
>>150950612Ruffy as of now. However, if BSD shows that he accumulated levels under Imavov's coach, it won't be as bad. Imavov unironically got way better after changing to this coach. BSD was his own coach against Porier and Moicano, which is the dumbest thing to do in the sport, so I do give him some slack. Unless he gets heemed again.
>>150951187>I'm sorry Tom... >Gane's pov
>>150946934The Meh Spastic Four
Just performed oral sex on Laura Sanko I fear
It’s fight week but /heem/ seems slow. Why is that and how can we make our threads more active?
fuck you
Fuck you too
>>150950612Silva, by far, and arguably the biggest actual fraud checkreal ones knew Ruffy was destined to lose against a halfway okay grappler upon first contactthe hordes of favela monkey nuthuggers acting like Silva was some unstoppable monster because he beat *checks notes* melsik baghdasaryan was a plague
a fluke elbow leading to an early stoppage tko is the worse loss a fighter can have
>>150951732you forgot the part where he cried
>ITS UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Jz1YitUwg >ITS UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Jz1YitUwg >ITS UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Jz1YitUwg CHAMA TIME
>>150951816Ah, yes. Running. That's why he lost the first fight.
>>150951816And the purpose of running is???
>>150951732theres no honor in spinny shitimagine celebrating a cheesy winid cry too
>>150941630imagine he Conor vs Aldo's him
>>150941705Kelvin was the first one to exploit the fact that Izzy has shit tier boxing defense but sadly was a giga-brainlet and decided to wrestle for reasons that will remain a mystery forever but that were most certainly stupid.
Heavy hands and good TDD. Indeed, Diego Lopes is a tough matchup for Charles Oliveira.
> i can type, without looking at the keys
I don't like this place, I don't like what it's become
i can ride my bike with no handlebarsno handlebars
oh validity nice word man but you don't have to show off
leg kicks are gaygrappling is gayand submissions are super gaydo what you will with that information
surely chungus oliveira won’t duck godrot AGAIN?
>>150953549GODrot don't miss
Why is heem dead?
mass heemer suicide
>>150953549free win for charles, this is a tune up fight for him. he should take it
>>150953904There’s only one good fight remaining this year.
>>150954070Yah, the fight for free speech and democracy. And it just struck its first blow!#jimmykimmel #maskup #resistance #allmenaretrash
Rebook Oliveira vs Topuria there are still questions that need to be answered
>>150955786yeah like just how much faster can toporia zeem oliver to bolivia
Me to Brazil haters
>>150955859not since cub swanson have i seen charles heemed like that
>>150955859why does he super necessarily zeem a dead corpse after talking all that respect shit
>>150955985super necessary
>ynr Pereira >ynr Ankalaev >ynr they're having a rematch
>>150952192based retard
>>150956687running doesn't make you smart
Buck status: broken
>>150946896>Because of the fighting nerd's influence and impact on the sport, all fighters around the world are changing their behavior, strategies and how they view the sport as a whole. That means the nerds have already achieved their mission: To change and evolve the sport for the better, for every fighter. That goal was accomplished. The average iq and the levels, have been raised for the entire roster...SOON
Farted myself awake
5/10 card on paper
>>150956859Lookboonmee vs Thainara has potential
bongs are not real peoplethe fuck this nigga lookin like that for?
>>150955859Nobody, and I mean NOBODY does that to Charles.
Don't stop movin', can you feel the music?Daner's got us goin' around, 'roundDon't stop movin', find your own way to itListen to the musicTakin' you to places that you've never been before, baby now
Poor Radtke....
You've done it again, spams
>>150957182...
probably the worst thing i've come across on this website
What was the point
>>150957182
>>150957277Forgot picrel
>>150957246well its fake so dont worry about it>>150953549charles isnt about this fight. gamrot is an actual challenge for most of top 15 and lightweight is the entitled beta male division where nobody takes anything but money fights
>heemsters disgusted with getting laid
>>150957182Spammy?
>>150941023I need a NEW HEEM QUEEN
okay but if your thing was getting decapitated that must've been a really good coom
>>150957317If you don't get disgusted at yourself after heeming minge then you are a freak
>>150957195Dulatov looks like shit, radke is a live dog you tard
>>150957445lol
Is Poatan smashing nina
>>150957370Just looked at her art. Actually pretty good and stylized, like stuff you see in New Orleans. Not globohomo 3rd grade slop and not ai traced like the crap artists the poofc brings onto the embedded episodes.
>>150957445Poor nu-heemster...
Yeah in thinking edward will win againqt prates
Leon nwords
Wtf was that
>>150957568
>>150957599bro lives in louissiana>>150957619>>150957567>he's LE MODEL>he knocked out LE CANDude has shit bare bone striking and beat a can
>>150957584Who isn't>>150957568Skirt?
>>150957182Is it Carlos Prates?
>>150957643here's radtke's encounter with shit bare bones striker mike mallot
>>150957182He tanked that shit, I’m afraid.
With his 1st wife>Quit alcohol>Had 2 sons>Rose up the Kickboxing ranks>Became a Double Champion in Glory>Won his UFC debut>Relationship ends due to Poatan cheating with MerleWith Merle>Beat Bruno Silva in a war in midst of divorce>Ended the Strickraped meme before it begun>Moved to Connecticut and started a life in the United States>Became Middleweight Champion>Had a loss>Became a Light Heavyweight Champion>Relationship ends due to Merle having a secret husband in GermanyWith Polyana>Knocks Jamahal the fuck out>Relationship randomly ends
>>150957706I wish she'd shit on me
astute observation
>>150957709He’s just like me! My relationships with women are also fleeting, empty and chaotic.
There are some very dark characters here on /heem/. Destined for hell, I'm afraid.
>>150957944All they need is for their name to be found written within the Book of Life, literally that's all.
me to yo mama*smooches her on the cheek*
>>150957643>>150957671Got REAL quiet all the sudden...
>>150958310malott is a legit prospect
>>150958324“Legit prospect”Gets finished by 50 year old Neil Magny
>>150958335after dominating 13:30 minutes of the fight
Laughing at all the Gayne posters
>>150958338A 33 year old prospect with his best win coming over Trevon Giles. I don’t see him doing anything in the division
>>150958363I see him as the peoples champ
>>150957789As they should be imagine the unbearable weight of a soulmate
so who is Charles fighting? does Shartman's back still hurt?
>>150958439He just fought Benson Henderson you insensitive retard
>>150958378people forget man, mike malott was destined to end the shavkat meme before he ran into the ww goat
>>150958446>Benson Hendersonholy shit that nigga is still fighting?
Just saw romanov got nut heemed AGAIN. Now he's advancing to the next stage of the tournament. Lazy fat tub of shit faked a nut injury in the very first round so he gets to advance without even fighting KEK
>>150958324>>150958338
>>150958522>I'll try a guillotine. That's a good tr-ACK!!!!!
So I guess the UFC is basically dead right
>>150958533Fear so
>>150957709Wow he shybe cut from the UFC for being photographed in that exceedingly gay looking white jacket in the lower right hand corner
>>150958533Yeah man
UFC White House 1: Mcgregor vs Cerrone II
>>150958533gane will save mma
>>150958505>That one time Romanov showed up in shape and not fatWhy can't he stop eating?
ONE won
>>150958576-the losing contest
>>150958585... on opposite day
>>150958575ONE won on opposite day? Sorry I cut you off then.
>>150958575
>>150958611yeah the losing contest, like I said
>>150958628>>ONE won the losing contest on opposite day.So ONE lost the winning contest then, sadly...
THATS RIGHT BITCH SIT DOWN
The brain is like a muscle, the more you exercise it, the stronger it becomes
>>150958533Daner left us for Charlie Kirk's funeral and pillowtap
all these doos at lightweight are fake onessitting out waiting to get handed a title shot for nothing, pulling out with gay little injuries, and fighting like once a year
my jiu jitsu is on another level
>>150958658Yeah, the lowest level
joe jitsu
UFC is now the best its ever been
Joe Rogan the type of guy to have a panic attack after two tokes of stardawg
Stardog is absolute piss what happened to UK strains
Willing to bet it has something to do with a helwani
>>150958841this but pfl
>>150958658the judges were corrupt I do fear
Hed sho ded
You're telling me that Padraig Pimbleton's legendary resume includes victories over the likes of THE Michael "all my kids are black and adopted" Chandler? And then we have King Green, so you're telling me he defeated an actual king in battle? Sends shivers down my spine. And last but not least, former UFC lightweight interim champion Anthony Armand Ferguson Padilla, the greatest challenger to Khabib's throne who definitely isn't 50 years old and suffering from severe CTE?If that doesn't warrant a title shot then idk what does.
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places
>>150959011Im telling Mao
>>150958987The lightweight division is exocommincated from /heem/. Those niggas suck and no longer talmbout them here
>>1509506121. Jean2. Ruffy3. Caio4. Carlos
>>150958987You think that game is any good
>>150959023Not if i call ICE on you first. Checkgane
Ian fucking Garry
Who's Garry
oliverais such a bitch for ducking gamrothis excuse is that he was training for a different fighting style, like bitch you should be able to sub this guy and then he proceeds to call out a 145er like wtf
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>>150958533they need to announce LW and FW titles soon. also force WW contenders to fight.they really need sean brady vs kamaru as a backup fight on 322 i think
>>150959085>calls out the entire division for ducking short notice fights>umm but I don't want to fight that guy okay?
>>150959034Thesis disproven.1. Jean was styling on top contender Diego Lopes in round 2 and Lopes fluked a win when Jean got too aggressive.2. Bad stylistic matchup and still survived a tough round 1. With a better gameplan he could make BDS head bounce off the canvas in 10 seconds.3. Caio got robbed. Won most rounds despite a double weight cut and losing confidence after seeing Ruffy lose the fight before him. Imavov resorting to fouling. Just how bad is Imavov??4. Carlos went up against one of the greatest welterweights and almost finished him. Has already bounced back from the loss (like every fighting nerd will).
>>150959255>Jean was styling on top contender Diego Lopes in round 2yeah bro he was totally winning before he lost after getting 10-8ed round 1
Did the fighting nerds learn something from each of their respective losses?
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>>150953467What about meng kicks? Are they above the legs, or at the level of the legs
the stinking turds (and prates)
The Fighting Faggots.
heems in 13 bongsbut 1/5 is wmma
>>150959274I hesitate to call it a 10-8. 10-8 would imply Jean did nothing the entire round. It was a very clear 10-9 for Diego. If Jean hadn't gotten up and landed his own strikes, including that kick on the chin, it would've been a 10-8.
>you now remember gordon brutally heemed moises
>>150959255Excellent bait
>>150959412Holy shit guram heemed gamrot
Jean silva is a future champ unironically
>>150959423In an alternate future
Favorite tire? Mine's GOT to be Toyo Tires™, The Official Tire of The UFC™
>>150959422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHzGxEzDQA
I wonder how many guys other than duncan have won 3 straight as the underdog. It's gotta be a short list. Duncan probably has the biggest combined margin out of anyone though. If there even is anyone.
>>150959471tony
>>150959255You are literally figuratively and regrettably statistically Somali
>>150959445Get out of town Charlie Brown where did you hear about those
>>150959455Wow, wait a sec. Ok so elves brener lost to joel alvarez who lost to arman who lost to gamrot who lost to guram, oh right, just how good is Guram kutateladze
>>150959535You hope
>>150959616Chicken korma and chips extra curry sauce and a ribena bossman cheers
Huge news for clozawipe!
>>150959532I asked my fact checker and he said this was false
>>150959633>ordering indian food from a somalishiggy diggy
>>150959665What do you order from somali then?
>>150959739a hit
>>150957370the one you called ugly is actually the only one that’s attractive. the last one is literally a nasty crackwhore. it’s appalling how bad your taste is
>>150959751like weed?
>>150959760Abdel is coming for you, Juri.
Just murdered Dana White
holy shit turn on the news
>>150959795what channel?
>>150959798Guru
>>150959787I don't think so. If that were true then Dana White wouldn't be but he still is so he isn't.
it's fucking sad that you can do what Dana has done for our sport and not be universally respected.. like no matter how much good you bring to the world there are always gonna be those who want to tear you down.
>>150959851Wait are you talking about Dana White? The UFC president Dana White?
Dana sucks my cock.
I just had a dream that Poatan sleeps Magomed with a slip-left hook in the 1st.
>>150959961And then you woke up.
>>150959967Don't say I didn't tell you.
"Dana phoned the Fertita brothers and said the UFC is in fucking trouble"Idk the Fertita brothers seem like chads I really doubt they would take a call from some dork in a suit I'm willing to bet there was some shady business actions that came to acquiring the UFC
>Idk the Fertita brothers seem like chadsDo they?
Who is the best pure striker in MMA history?
>>150960013Gonna have to say Tony Halme i mean he was the boxing champ at heavyweight
Olivera vs Fizaev has been canceled.
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why is the whole division actually afraid of gamrotgayrot sucks
>>150960060Gets funnier every time lil bro
>>150960065You use homosexual dating apps such as Grindr to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sexual relations.
>>150960061He was a tricky style even though he’s not that good Losing a split decision to someone who objectively kinda sucks is more embarrassing than getting heemed
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