SERIE A MATCHDAY 4 >Friday, September 19, 2025 20:45 Lecce 1-2 Cagliari >Saturday, September 20, 2025 15:00 Bologna 2-1 FC Genoa 18:00 Hellas Verona FC 1-1 Juventus 20:45 Udinese 0-3 AC Milan >Sunday, September 21, 2025 12:30 S.S. Lazio 0-1 AS Roma 15:00 Cremonese 0-0 Parma 15:00 Torino 0-3 Atalanta 18:00 Fiorentina 1-2 Como 20:45 Inter 2-1 US Sassuolo >Monday, September 22, 2025 20:45 Napoli - Pisa COPPA ITALIA ROUND OF 32 >Tuesday, September 23, 2025 17:00 Cagliari - Frosinone 18:30 Udinese - US Palermo 21:00 AC Milan - Lecce >Wednesday, September 24, 2025 17:00 Parma - Spezia 18:30 Hellas Verona FC - Venezia 21:00 Como - US Sassuolo >Thursday, September 25, 2025 18:30 FC Genoa - Empoli FC 21:00 Torino - Pisa EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 1 >Wednesday, September 24, 2025 21:00 OGC Nice - AS Roma >Thursday, September 25, 2025 21:00 Aston Villa - BolognaReminder to keep the title format the same, drink water, eat fruit, be nice to people and never trust VAR.
Marmottu
negru
>Processo Prisma settlement>Agnelli 1 year and 8 months>Nedved 1 year and 2 months >Paratici 1 year and 6 months >all turned into fines
Play from the back before you goSommer time sadnessI just wanted you to knowThat baby you were the bestI got that Sommer timeSommer time sadnessSo-so so-Sommer timeSommer time sadnessI got my sub bib on tonightDancin' in San Siro, in the pale moonlightDone my hair up real big, beauty queen styleGoalie gloves off, I'm feelin' alive
>>150944116Welcome to Italy, the country where everything's made up and the rules don't matter.That's right, the rules are just like what you *actually* do on the football pitch. Who needs Pio Esposito?
nihao
comfy calcetto tonight. just before game too.
will conte play the b team and go for a slow 2-0 win?
Imagine having the treble secured and all you can think about is another team's young talented striker
>>150944101cci
>>150944328which league are you referring to
https://x.com/andagn/status/1970136347127042552AA has spoken
>>150944413Ognello come back, put some money in the machine and buy SMS
>>150944426*deploys him in a double pivot*
>>150944413
>>150944413>>g-guys I'm not guilty, I just settled to cut the times HE SAID THE THING
>Prison Got Talent: From Velletri Prison, the Ministry of Justice has developed an idea for a TV format.
gonde will lose the scudetto stasera
>Samurai Max - Aku Gonde derby in less than a weekLong ago in a distant land…
I hate my opponent and I don't want the best for them.
>>150944832Symptom of a multi ethnic society
>>150944832Name your /seriea/ nemesis/opponent
>>150944881I can't say I have one. All the regular posters on here seem like good guys who I'd have a pint with irl. That said the poorfag poster who seems to have developed into the anti-pali poster overdoes the gimmick.
>>150945014He's fun as fuck desu
>>150945032kys schizo>>150945014>a pint with twinkazzogrim
>>150945071He's a nice lad, even if he is a "Kosovan" lead thief.
>>150945014Same, except Twinkazzo strikes me as the type of dude that would crash out if people started drinking things he personally dislikes.
>>150945071Rude, there's something charming about 4chan schizos and this one barely scratches the surface of peak schizoposting. Besides it's not like you cannot ignore him, just filter the gimmick word of the day and 90% of his posts are gone
Maurizio Arrivabene today was cleared in the Prisma investigation. At the time of the events, he was deemed, by the sports justice system, "responsible" for 2 penalty points that no one will return or explain. A situation that is the picture of a process created ad hoc to sink Juventus, just as usual...
>>150945106>some guy who adapts his contrarianism depending on who hes talking toextremely boring after 15 minutes>>150945134fair enough
>>150945134you cannot filter it irl
Silent Hill F(iorentina)
>>150945183>game is set at the Rocco B. Commisso Viola ParkKino
>>150945197Imagine the mutilated cinghiali
>>150945071Rude!>>150945106For the record Im swiss but I agree all anons are nice. Although I dont think I would enjoy waking up the next morning to a duccio tikki request>>150945110Only if you order cola with red wine
>>150945134t. mongoloid
The flying microtonal calcio
>Dumfries 25th>Lautardo 20thThis is such a fucking robbery lmfao, Dumfries was largely sfinter's best player last season and yet he's still behind Lautardo out of all players
>>150945413Argentine bias, sad!
>>150945071>pint with twinkazzoXe would probably insist on going to a place that serves only fruit flavored craft beer
>go out for a pint with the fras>order a negroni for the lulz>get an invite to a webminar about proper drink ordering etiquette
1 Estathé al limone mojito please
The weekly paychecks came in for the lads this morning.
>next game is also at 18:00Just deduct another -15 points and be done with it holy fuck
>multiple people imagine you'd be insufferable on a night out>somehow still try to find a way to blame everyone but yourself
Pulligoat is getting scammed by Furlani kek
>weeklyMental illness
>Dybala personally bankrupting AS Reddit from the bench
McTom getting criminally scammed by ADL
>>multiple people>belgioRT news watcher. A hater since I educated him on politics>bosniaA mix between interisti and generational impotent rage since serbia lost kraijna, kosovo and republika srpska>duccioObsessed since I embarassed him on multiple topics>germanonMostly just banter (depending on what his numerology chart tells him)>>150945755Dusan should be in jail. Also in two years jj will have the same situation with david
>Dusan should be in jailFor what lol
Twinkazzo's diggingeach layer hides deeper darkthe hole knows no end.
And mo we make the top 10
>>150945952Scamming jj
>>150945914>Dusan should be in jail. Also in two years jj will have the same situation with davidOther Belgio you're not slick, I know that it's you on a VPN
>>150945952Doing a wrongthink
I'm a Swiss twinkazzo, crème de la crème,Neutral on paper, but I stan Uncle Sam.Struttin’ through Geneva in a five-star fit,Whisperin’ “NATO” with a Dom Pérignon sip.Flexin’ neutrality like haute couture,But baby, my politics ain’t so pure.Mirror, mirror, who’s West’s fave toy?Swiss-made looks with an Atlantic ploy.Red cross flag but I cross that line,Dreamin’ of bases while I sip white wine.Born in Zürich, heart in DC,Securin’ the West in a white tee.He got fondue, but he feeds on fear,Droppin’ think-tank takes like chandelier.No NATO pass but I ghost that fact,Throwin’ shade at BRICS with my Yves Saint back.He don’t shoot guns he just flirts with power,Quotes Clausewitz in a steam room hour.Neutral? Please that’s just my kink,I'm armchair warlord in a soft pink mink.He's on that Alps-to-Atlantic pipeline,Swears by sanctions like they’re fine wine.Thinks de Gaulle was way too soft,Says “Non-aligned?” and he scoffs right off.Swiss watch ticking for regime collapse,In the sauna spittin’ geo-maps.Don’t pay tax but he pays attention,To every US-led intervention.He got a crush on the Pentagon stairs,Slides in DMs with realpolitik flares.Fluent in French, fluent in shade,He ships liberal order like it’s haute-grade trade.
>>150946030wtf is this real??
>Screenshot_20250922_153259_Brave>being a Brave guy
>>150946061https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio/1995a3f8-49a8-4cff-95a8-6312366d83e5.mp3Wtf these AI songs are getting good
>>150946061https://vocaroo.com/1f1GVVT8BqGA
And mo you're telling me being the portaborrace for a quadrupletus-winning team, playing 1 match for a serie ass-winning napoli team, and scoring a totally necessary vital golazo against sfinter in the final isn't worthy of a ballon d'orazo
Not a good fit
>>150946270Mo why did he borrow his dad's suit
>>150946270he looks like a seal
He borrowed Tudors suit
NAPOLI (4-1-4-1): Meret; Di Lorenzo, Beukema, Buongiorno, Olivera; Gilmour; Politano, Anguissa, De Bruyne, McTominay; Hojlund. Allenatore: AntonioConte.PISA (3-5-2): Semper; Canestrelli, Caracciolo, Bonfanti; Leris, Marin, Aebischer, Tramoni, Angori; Moreo, Nzola. Allenatore: Alberto Gilardino
Tonight, for better or for worse, we are Merdseille
>Aguerdshades of Aguero + Italian humour
Both yamal and dembele are richbvll-aligned, but yamal also has a poorfag fanbase, so my choice goes to dembele
calcetto was gud
>>150946675Indoors?
>>150945914>>150945684
>>150946714outside. im still not cucking in to indoor. only when it gets too cold.
What if doller wins the ballon?
The year a GK wins the balloon door is the year we all get Adria Arjona gf's
turned on the calcio
kevin de era handball earlier in the play though
>>150946675Been so long since last calcetto. Almost two years now
we spaghetti already
>>150947227big oof. you need to find some group who plays
pisa holding ok
Reminder that caring about the Ballon D'Or as peak thirdie behaviour
im holding my pisa hopefully i dont get a kidney stone
Oofed the flag, I'm on vacation
mctonnay immune to fouls again it seems. >>150947606nice
Kepa Trophyazo Dildiz
gilmor gole.nabule has looked bretty bad so far.
Big Billy
Gilmours first career goal in club football kek
this is the most obvious bbilan scudetto ever
pisa big chance.>>150947756the move is drop out of europe and focus on the league
My (22F) boyfriend (24M) of 2 years has no hobbies or interests besides Italian football, and I feel like I'm losing myselfI'm a 22-year-old woman, and I've been dating my 24-year-old boyfriend for two years. Lately, I've been feeling increasingly worried and frustrated by his complete lack of hobbies, passions, or cultural interests.In the beginning, it was similar, but he told me it was just a phase. He said he was focused on getting to know me and was shy about sharing his own interests. So, I naturally took the lead in planning everything—from our dates to the movies we watched.Don't get me wrong, I'm not the most cultured person in the world, but it's genuinely frustrating to be with someone who doesn't watch movies or series, doesn't read books, doesn't listen to music, and doesn't video games. His one and only interest is Calcio. He only watches that and only talks about that. (I know Serie A has lore, but he has zero interest in that aspect of the sport).I've tried sharing music from different genres with him, but he generally shows no interest in listening. It's the same story with films and books. We're running out of things to talk about because he doesn't have interests or anything he's passionate about to bring to the conversation.This bothers me so much because I'm an active person, both culturally and politically. I love going to local artist shows, watching indie films, attending book fairs and food festivals, visiting art exhibitions, painting, and doing crafts. I'm also interested in politics, but when I try to discuss it, he just says something like "all politicians are bad," and the conversation ends. We can't debate or share perspectives on anything.His lack of interest is starting to affect me personally. I find myself going to fewer cultural events because he either isn't interested or says he can't afford it. I've even been doing my own hobbies less because I spend my weekends with him.
>short corners>long throw-ins
clear foul hojlund not called
Pass it Rasmus you dumbo
>>150945628>not ordering a negruni
former serie ass stars timothy weah, emerson and pavard are about to beat pissgay
>>150948098I wouldn't want to be in Merdsseille tonight, things are about to pop off
>>150948098goding
napoli really need to look at ruben neves and watkins for potential signings in the near future to bolster out their squad. Villarreal GK Luiz Junior would be great pickup too and a massive improvement at GK.
Rulli'D
guys can anyone recommend some good eurodance music
>>1509482991 Ida Lien gf please
>>150948333we have thousands of girls just like her everywhere. norway and sweden is blessed when it comes to womens looks.
pisa gud chances again
>loses the ball fairly like a noob >complains to ref while on the ground rather than sprinting back to defendpathethic.
era
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>conte doing subs before a defensive cornerwtf
>>1509483331 ella freya gf please
>Kimmel already back tomorrowChuds catching more L's than CK catches bullets (in Borderlands 4)
they gave 3 penalties each more absurd than the other, did they change something in the rulebook or are they just fixing matches at the cock of dog this year?
>>150948590the latter
>>150948590If you don't think this is a penalty, then I don't know what to tell you
>>150948625it was pen, but handball right before so no pen.
>>150948625they gave the handball coming off another part of his body afaik
atleast kdb is still working hard. i respect it.
sussy reffing
Post the Spina-gif!
spinazzol
to think that romanisti used to call him spinazzoppo and now he's crucial to napule
gud show from pisa. nabule has looked hangover
>>150948782conte is an all time great at lifting teams to be more than the sum of their parts. hes like a 25% overall buff to all plyers, fans and club itself in belief.
Charlotte Cardin kinose sexo
I'm not ready for the Spinazzuol Giaccherini arc, too many memories.
>>150948864this is just Calafiori
>napoli playing avicii when they get a comfy 3-1 lead at home to take the leadSOVL!!!! Grande Conte, forza Napoli!
>lucca scores against pisa
>>150948864was left outside hanging with the laundry as a kid?
>N struggling against Pisa European coefficient bro’s we’re in danger
>>150948996pisa merda
>>150948998I genuinely don't even have an inkling what this means
Lorran Darkbeast
>>150949021always have been, italian teams are a joke
it is shocking just how dogshit mctominay is at basic things like passing
real talk, how does di lorenzo have a constant starting spot in both napoli and italy?
>di lorenzo
what the fuck is wrong with di lorenzo he used to be decent
>>150949042
why are so many top teams kwabbing out to relegation fodder
>>150949160organized crime
>>150949214pisa is especially physical with a good coach. also missing their best lwb due to family issue. its a tough tough team to beat.
>>150949214Competitive and compelling league>>150949187Intrasting, I'd call the ears elvish or Riley Keough-inspired
>>150949222mafiosos are his agents and take his wages or what so they want to keep him in teh team?
Allegru sama just put maximum pressure on Di Lorenzo
I can't believe we're one day closer to playing again ffs
Should Milan buy dembele?
>Ousmane fucking Dembélé won a Ballon d'OrI know it's a meme award but this is insane, dude was one of the biggest flops ever a couple seasons ago
>>150949302If you think about it, every minute that passes is a minute closer...
>>150949412Le comeback
Percentages are up
>>150949578On what planet does Milan have lower odds than Roma and Dea lol
Sleep tight /serie(flabby)ass/
>>150949741On the planet where they have been improving a bit in the past few weeks but where they have been shit for months, maybe even seasons, before that. Remember they were even beaten by Cremonese only a little whole.
>>150949781Beaten by the goal of the season on the first match day, they may have not faced a top team yet, but Atalanta? That's just retarded.
>>150949835It's not like Bbilan themselves are creating high xG chances by the boatload, they also scored some unlikely goles and that, combined with the ability to finish them, is what OPTA's model takes into account because over a long time that's a relatively stable indicator of success/failure.It's not really meant to be a momen't snapshot, it's more like a rolling prediction. I agree with you, over time the places of those teams you mention will drift closer and maybe even switch places.There's a reason statistics are a meme and only second to political science in unserious academia.
*puts an early alarm for the Beyond The Strand event*
how do i get a claudia rizzo gfi am already ternana lifelong
>>150950195then you have to pass the entrance exam with paola ferrari
Tired lads, gn
Gio's tiddy mole will be the death of me
Meret Audero Semper
>>150944608how much is that 1$ worth today?
Reminder that this happened
>>150948330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcKAdFENqig
>>150950966Forgot the image, retard moment
>>150950977in a hundred years, calcio fans will look back on this image as a turning point in the authenticity studies of the hall of cost
>On 23 December 2015, it was reported Zoff had been recovering well, however stating, "For the first time in my life, I was actually afraid... When I say scared, I wasn't afraid for myself, but for those around me. My wife, my son, my grandchildren. My tribe, basically. I would've really hurt them by leaving." >He also revealed, "One night I saw two figures at the end of my bed. They had the faces of Gaetano Scirea [one of his former, deceased teammates] and Enzo Bearzot [one of his former, deceased coaches]. They were both smiling. I wasn't asleep, it wasn't a dream. I told them: 'Not yet, not now.' And I am still here."
>Let me tell ya something. Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to matcha tea shops, and football podcasters, and go on "GQ" magazine and talk about their problems. What happened to Dino Zoff? The strong, silent type. That was a football player. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Dino Zoff in touch with his feelings that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!
>>150951269Anon they're bombing your house AS WE SPEAK stop shitposting in /seriea/, for the love of life!
