>>150950081KWABOTY
name and shame the jewlong menace
fraud award
glad a proper suns player has finally won a medal
surely even the most one-eyed piesperg has to agree that nick daicos is extremely overrated. bloke has barely any impact on the game aside from farming disposals with josh, who is unironically better than naicos. maynard, elliot, and sidebottom are all better and more essential players than naicos on the pies list
who was the breast and fairest wag
>>150951131
good morning neet bros
>marcus "it's her turn" bontempelli will never win a brownlow >bullflogs supporters will seethe eternal
>>150950081cat nick daicos poster was the first thing I thought of this morning.fucken hell how must the guy be feeling about now?
>>150952616>feeling about meow?
>>150952675
Nick Bridesmaid Daicos
seriously what the fuck was with congratulating nick daiocs straight after rowell won what the hell lol
>>150953367He'd written his script to congratulate nick daicos
"If the most memorable moment out of your code's "night of nights" doesn't even involve the winner, you've got a problem.""Wanganeen-Milera's game was so prolific that it was almost instantly regarded as the best individual game of the season and perhaps of this generation. It was so good that Simon Goodwin referenced it in his farewell press conference when he was sacked as Melbourne's coach just a few weeks later.The AFL, like its rival sporting codes around the world, stays alive long after the final goal of the season is kicked due to legacy conversations between fans in every corner of Australia.No matter what the sport is, these conversations all go the same way.How many premierships have they won? How many All-Australian jackets? How many Norm Smiths? At some point in the conversation comes the inevitable question: How many Brownlows?"https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-23/afl-matt-rowell-nasiah-moment-brownlow-medal-voting-analysis/105804320
don't really care that much
imagine how much time nick has spend writing his acceptance speech the last few years
>Izak Rankine was eligible for the Brownlow Medal despite being handed a four-match ban by the AFL.
>>150953507
>>150953645>professional footballer with signed contract>its a job and you get paid well>cries about wanting to leaveis it professional?
if you take the Brownlow serious you're a fucking fool.the mvp award is the only one worth caring about. not them coaches award (as they only vote for their own players that is comprised too). only the mvp award holds any currency.
FUPS
>Nick Daicos
iggs
>>150951131woah! put her back in she's not done yet!
thinking about architecture
>>150950081I blame Pendlebury
>>150954821hey you're alright
>dosn being embarrassing againWhy do I support this shit club?
>>150953645kek fuck carlton
>>150955467come down the highway mate
>carlton lose their only key forward that can stay healthy, ensuring they won't even be beating shit teams like the eagles or norf again for the next few years>geelong get a fucking worthless plodder in who will barely make their VFL's best 22 to waste cap space and make it even more obvious they are cheatingi see no downside to this trade
just saw an ad for big brother on channel 10 and popped like crazy. even though it's finna be shit the music got me.
just remembered adelaides great meme season of 2025
Geelong has unlimited cap space and dishwashing jobs where you dont even have to turn up and get paid a mil a year
watching epic spaceman and might rewatch dexter season 1 until the sun goes down
>>150955791I see you guys have issues with cap circumvention as well in AFL
>>150951131That's a man babe
>>150954486As if players know anything. Half of them don't watch other games and just follow media hype.
ynr no proof of Geelong rorting the salary cap has ever been presented
>>150955467Carlton's board must be so relieved to have Essendon to share the headlines with.
je suis dosn
>>150955745
>>150956156Has it ever actually been investigated?
what should i code next
i'm a /bane/fag who went to the 'g for the prelim and when jamie elliot took that mark it's the loudest i've ever heard a crowd
How to defeat learned helplessness?
brownlow is just the annual nick daicos and bont torture session
just found out the one i yearned after in high school is now having a baby outside of wedlock (even engagement). consider her dead to me
>>150956817sounds pretty based if you ask me
>>150956716loudest games I've ever been to as a catsman are against collingwood. they're a good fanbase desu
>>150956716I'm a /aflw/fag and the loudest I've ever heard a crowd was when a bus drove by
>>150956716imagine how much the gold coast crowd is gonna love elliot
finna gym faggots
>>150953645I'd be willing to bet he'd suck a cock or two to get out of his contract at this point.
> 19 Do not fret because of evildoers> Or be envious of the wicked;> 20 For there will be no future for the evil man;> The lamp of the wicked will be put out.
>>150951131I get certain vibes from darce n dee. certainly uncertain vibes. pic related.
>>150956716pies n port at the G is lways loud too.
*heems you*
>>150957382crisp baz up at the gold coast when the bouncer won't let him in and he's already munted off a few lines
COCK up ARSE
>>150951131her hands are massive
>>150951131>In July last year, she gave an incredibly woke explanation for the fact she doesn't want to live together with the premiership-winning Collingwood skipper.>Salmin hosts Triple J radio's The Sunday Hook Up sex education program, and she went into detail about their romance on another ABC show, Ladies, We Need To Talk... Back.>'I don't live with my partner at the moment and we have such different, independent, busy lives,' she said.
>>150957532He's a tall guy. Need long fingers to hit the prostate.
>>150951131this is the least sexual ""couple"" i have ever seen. absolutely no 'chemistry' between them
>>150955467>President standing downSheedy/Hird's faction has won.Brad Scott to be sacked. Hird to take over coaching and Dodoro back just in time for the trade period.
>>150957615essenDONE
>>150957593WHACKReally set that match alive.
>>150950214you're doing God's work matethe noticing will eventually spread
by poojeet sports journalist>writes shit piece about Wanganeen-Milera being robbed of 1 vote and that this overshadowed Rowell's Brownlow Medal win >racism ruins entire nights event>says the brownlow is racist>not enough nigger and brown representatives in votesfuck this shit eateryep make it all about a total nothingburger but also ensure racial connotation is provided.we need to rid this country of brown poos already
Only James Hird can heal Essendon's injury list.
>>150957615>Hird to take over coaching>then watch as membership nosedivesthe bombers are the st kilda of this century
>>150956410yes but only by ex-geelong executives and, interestingly, nothing ever came of it
>>150957747>then watch as membership nosedivesIt'll probably rise. Hird was tricked by Dank and the Weapon, he had no idea they were drugging the players.He'll save Essendon and lead them to the promised land.
>>150957587>Salmin hosts The Sunday Hook Up radio sex program>has weird sexual relationship with Darcy Moore>sexual obsessiveunsurprisingly she is also jewish and pro-israel
Holy kek. James Hird's wikipedia page.For all his footballing achievements and moments, THIS is the picture used for it.
>>150957787>Hird was easily trickedHird was head coach. A very bad head coach.
for me? watching you all shid and piss yourselves over my dosn
#FreeHirdy
>>150957828crisp monke poster, love your work
3 years ago i felt that my banies would never win a flag and would go down like the sainters of 09-10 or fredmantle of 13-15
>takes chest speccy>drops itMark of the year was an absolute farce.Did he get it because of his dad?
>>150957828I shid and piss myself laughing every time I see dons in the news
>>150957756>we investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing on our part
carlton must be glad essendon exists to steal some of the basketcase headlines
big 4 clubs ranked from least evil to most evil based on their vibes:1. Essendon (objectively good but have lost their way)2. Richmond (good vibes but annoying)3. Collingwood (evil but have something to show for it)4. Carlton (evil and have done nothing for 3 decades)
>>150957962swap 1 and 2 imo
>>150957872I feared they'd be like the Bulldogs of 2008 - 2010. A talent packed team that just couldn't get past a prelim. Now after three grand finals in seven successive finals campaigns the team still looks primed to be up around the top 4 for the next 5 years. Insanely good list management and a good chunk of luck.
>>150957930Sums up the Pies year.
>>150956156Geelong are a team of spuds until they start winning and then they're a team of superstars who must be cheating the salary cap.Geelong actually have an upcoming warchest with some of the older players retiring. Will be interesting to see how people react to them (maybe) getting Butters.
>>150957872>shrill idiotIn 2023 bane lost by just 4 points. And twas a premium tier GF game to watch. Any loss under a goal is a decent crap shoot chance.
>>150957984>Insanely good list managementGood sperm + academy access rather.Brisbane and Gold Coast are going to dominate for the next 5 years.
>>150957999Bullflogs' supporters have seemed very confident for a while Butters will be going to them.
this is a euphemism for what happened last mightdarcy wilmot is the brownlow and nick daicos is nick daicos
>>150957962>1. Essendon (objectively good but have lost their way)>only club to have ever been dropped kicked by the AFL owing to moronic skull buggerygo on..
>>150958008just because you lost a close granny doesn't mean you'll get back there again OR you'll do better next time you do
>>150958026>OR you'll do better next time you do>Opponent: SydneyYeah, you'll do better.
>>150958010if bane were still a shit bottom-four dumpster fire with droves of players leaving every off season i doubt many of the father sons or academy prospects would have nominated them
time for tubby byebyetime for tubby byebye
>nick daicos: you have a brownlow, you?>matt rowell: sure, you dont have one?
>>150958029obviously at the time you don't know you'll play shitney, could have come up against collingwood again, or geelong, or some other team
>>150958026collingwood lost 9 grannies between 1958 and 1990. i think you doth protest too much muh lady
richmond never played a worthy grand final
this granny is giving massive 2008 vibesi sense a cats choke looming
>>150958050giving 2003 vibesside thought they were top shit after a QF and then got kwabbed in the GF
>>150958008>>150958029>>150958044revisionist history detected, you can go back and read the old /sp/ archives, bane were considered to be perennial chokers like poort adelaide under hinkley
>>150958061>but it's revisionist historyyou're an idiot
>>1509580502008 Geelong had lost one game all season.2025 Geelong has lost to twice to Brisbane alone.
>the irish spud will keep mcclugagge to 1 touch at half time again okay!!!!?????
>>150958060cats getting KWABed in a GF by 10+ goals after this much hype would heal my soul
>>150958010>Good spermYeah, that's part of the luck. Three gun father sons within a few years is extremely fortuitous. Ask Collingwood with Moore and the Dacios brothers.>academy accessOverblown how much it's contributed to the success to this point. Andrews is undeniably a gun but his development has been due to the club. He wasn't highly rated in his draft year and went late even with priority access.No one rates Hipwood even if he plays a vital role and is a lot better than people give him credit. Marshall is the only other academy player that may could contribute to a flag at this point. Coleman has been valuable but missed the entire flag year plus he literally went undrafted in his draft year and no clubs went near him as a pre or mid-season pick. Development is on the club.
i want brisbane to win because i don't like that creepy cokehead paedophile sexpest in geelong
>>150958073The Irish spud will keep Rayner to 1 touch all game.The Irish God will keep McCluggage to 5 touches all game.
just hope the best team wins
bulldogs have an insane amount of talented father sons and got JUH (lmao) via their academy and can't even finish top four
Bailey and Rayner are going to unironically rape Geelong6 goals minimum between them
>>150958025They cheated to win they haven't run cover for mass rape and murder charges like the other three have
>>150958096Umps are aware that Rayner is a diver now. It was extremely high profile so he won't get anything.Will be lucky to get a touch.
i cant stop laughing about nick daicos
>>150958113His game isn't built around getting frees so doubt that will impact him too much but it wouldn't surprise me to see him go extended periods without getting a touch. He's usually quiet for a half or so before turning it on.
be interesting to see if the cats try and knock players over in front of the umpires again
>>150958118someone post the webm haha
>>150958151its not just that its the brownlow tooim just sitting here bursting into fits of uncontrollable laughter
>>150958151?
>>150958100>they cheated but not how other clubs cheated>their penalties exceeded anything in the history of the gameuh huh
>>150958092>bevo's fw next year they do the same shit and btfo all the shit teams and gws then almost scrape into finals the lose in the last round again
>>150958158he was visibly SEETHING lmao, absolutely poorious he didn't win
>>150957756grossly innacurate to the point of slander
>>150958183He was robbed.Rowell polled +12 votes over what was expected. A complete stitchup job.
>>150958158bit weird
>>150958162The difference is Wilmot kept going instead of looking to the ump to bail him out.
>>150958183I'm surprised nobody made any webms. He really was visibly seething. Also the congratulation speech by the MC acknowledging him was embarrassing.
>>150958162wasnt a duck fuckheadand it didnt result in a free anyway because the soft little cunt couldnt tackle
>>150958192expected by whomst
>>150958183>>150958199who wouldn't be seething after such shenanigans
>>150958195The difference is he doesn't duck. How the fuck do you throw a tackling opponent away like he's a piece of trash if you're ducking?
never seen a tackler who tackled a ducker fly to the ground like that kek
>>150958215absolutely fuckin ragdolled lmao
>>150958170other clubs that cheated>players gave zero fucks and all had rewarding careers are AFL level>most essendon 2011 listed players hate the club with absolute lifetime passionI kinda remember that 34 players were suspended for two years after they were found guilty in the Court of Arbitration for Sport for the 2012 use of Thymosin beta-4, a banned substance. And this all because of hird's outstanding ability to make the right decisions as senior coach
>drop the easiest of marks and miss the chance to set the tone>somehow get another chance minutes later>kick the goal and gets in opponents face>gets glasses ripped off like a little bitch KWAB
>>150958207Eh, it's not that outrageous. Suns won 15 games, he was instrumental in most wins and while I thought his best mate had a better year his style of play is right under umpires' nose so they're going to notice him. What's outrageous is people still pretending umpires have any right to be the people choosing what's supposed to be the most prestigious award for best player in the league. They're fucking clueless. Giving Viney the 3 votes in that loss proves it.
>afl 360 has a promotion to give a player a ford mustang>voted on by one man>dangerfield wins itwho sponsors geelong again?
>>150958231the afl
>>150958195Selwood continued the play. They're exactly the same.
piesperg making a late charge to make me laugh as much as nick daicos did
aints fans seething about their precious NWM not getting 3 votes in a boring dead rubber game where another side shit the bed after everyone tuned outno-one cares about your waste of a club that has won a single flag in 150+ years, cunt off fuckhead
>>150958203The predictor on AFL.com.au
>>150958231Now that one's suspicious.
>>150958247Why are you so angry mate?
>>150958249so based of some spastic four eyed fuck who looks at afl fatnasy scoreslol
>>150958247I don't even back the irrelevant Aints but that decision was comical which is why the entire room started pissing themselves laughing.
lol
>post yfw bane belt the cats by 40+ on saturday
>>150958226>>kick the goal and gets in opponents face>>gets glasses ripped off like a little bitch>KWABHonestly it's the umpire that KWAB'd. It should've been a free kick to Cox for high contact/messing with protective equipment.
>>150958247First AFL Grand Final I ever saw had the Saints vs Collingwood 2010. It wasn't until getting more familiar with AFL did I realize how rare that was and why their fans were rabid that night
>>150958258sick of minnows trying to make a big deal about a waste of a time game and acting like it was important
>>150958279>it's a draw so you have to do it all over again instead of just playing for a few more minutesretarded fucking rule at the time
>>150958247im glad it made a mockery of the entire brownlow
DDS
>>150958275>It should've been a free kick to Cox for high contact/messing with protective equipment.Cry me a river. That dickless spud should stop getting in people's face whenever he manages to do something that isn't totally retarded.
>>150958286crazy how the afl has so many rules in place to favour victorian teams
>>150958230I posted the exact same thing on saturday. You find many (not all) brownlow winners go to players at middle of ladder clubs where the team relies on 1 player to win most games
le 1-2 handball and kick a goal straight in front 40m out with no pressure GOAL OF THE YEAR
>>150958296ducking derangement syndrome
>>150958286Yeah it was stupid. I can't imagine paying all that money for the match only to end up going home blue balled
>>150958300>He stood in front of me>So I tried to eye gouge himSounds reasonable.>>150958286>>150958316It was a kino rule.If they couldn't decide it during the game, they can do it again next week.
zorko did nothing wrong
>>150958321Keep seething.>But Zorko, who at 175cm gives away close to half a metre in height to Cox, was unapologetic when asked about the incident on Tuesday.>“If a seven-foot guy comes running at you in the streets, what are you going to do?” Zorko said. “It doesn’t really make sense to me that someone can initiate it, then you’re just standing up for yourself and protecting yourself. Should I have grabbed his glasses? Probably not. However, it is what it is. I mean, you can see the AFL are having such a great year with all this stuff that a $5,000 fine seems suitable. Yeah, it is what it is. I don’t really care, I get to play in a grand final this week.”
cox constantly goes at the nearest players after kicking mediocre goalsdeserves his head punched in
>>150958332So when Zorko runs at a Geelong player next week it's perfectly acceptable to heem him?Alister Lynch grand final kino is back on the menu.
manlets, when will they learn?
>>150958342If Zorko gets up in the face of an opponent this weekend then the Cats player is completely in his rights to take Zorko's glasses.
>touching some poofs glasses = punch in the faceyou are fucked in the head lol
>>150958358assault = assaultyeah
>>150958358He's retarded but I'm just glad Piesperg hasn't killed himself after that prelim embarrassment and Daicos losing the Brownlow again. I was worried for his welfare for a while.
>>150958356>>150958358Cox wears the glasses because he's had 10 surgeries on his eyes and is at high risk of going blind if they're damaged again.So yeah, being punched in the jaw is probably safer for him than getting his goggles messed with.
>>150957828this buy MY igg
>>150958071>2025 Geelong has lost to twice to Brisbane alone.huh you're right, I thought cats had won 2-1 against them
>>150958369sounds like he shouldn't be initiating conflicts then
>>150958369>So yeah, being punched in the jaw is probably safer for him than getting his goggles messed with.
>Zorko when Memeson Cox gets in his face
>>150958077bit in this, shitter clubs can't into development
>>150958375Cox has a weakspot.
>>150958381>>150958395>Scooby Doo featuring special guests Collingwood Magpies
cant hold out till 1st dinner
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/men-please-stop-doing-this-entitled-and-sexist-act/news-story/12b333a68f3e1f69f1653a5bfd6ecdd5Really, really good read.
>>150958429kek poof got space mogged
the dickless faggot bailey sniff has to hold his legs open at such an angle to air out his neobussy that dangerfaggot pounds every night, please understand
>>150951131CRIKEY!
>>150951131Not sure how these things reproduce but it probably involves laying thousands of eggs
well?
>>150958471no. 4, right between the two greatest afl players of all time - kane cornes and jack ginnivan
>>1509584713 and i would be finger banging ruby under the table all night
>>150958471none
>>150958471They all seem unappealing.
kek
>>150958429>If there’s one thing Bailey Smith taught us this Brownlow night, it’s that ‘speed dealer’ sunglasses can actually look hot when paired with a crisp black suit.>But my soft spot for Smith ends there (well, it actually ended when he publicly friend-zoned my girl Tammy live on air the other day, but I digress).Kek.>His spread was at least 120 degrees wide.???Are girls this bad with lengths?
>>150958471all are hellishalso noticing how they felt forced to put 1 woman on every table
>>150958497oh so now friend zoning is bad?
>>150958497>Are girls this bad with lengths?yes unironically
>>150958497he was off his drugged the whole night btw
>>150958497>45° -> 120°4" -> 12" ?
>>150958497not sure whats further apart baileys legs or that chicks breasts
>>150958429article puts out wine aunt ick vibes nglalso dudes have different hips to women so splaying out is more comfortablealso women should shut the fuck up lel
>>150958471imagine actually getting paid to come up with this retarded shit
>>150958497>bailey "it's all about me" smith cunts a tossbag
>>150958519east-west tits are hot as fuck
>>150958497>‘speed dealer’ sunglasses can actually look hot when paired with a crisp black suit.has to be the dumbest comment of the night
>>150958471>players at tables that mix with "everyone" else at the brownlow medal nightshit that never happens and never will
>>150958429>>150958497>Going further, using my estimation skills and general knowledge of joint mobility, I believe Smith’s legs were probably spread approximately one metre from knee to knee.Uh...>You see, this couch is actually a reflection of what so many of us have to deal with every single day, whether on public transport, park benches, or planes.>It’s really a symbol of the patriarchy in general, when you think about it, which is why I’m not afraid to say that it’s actually sexist. Was the entire thing bait?
>>150958551yesstop falling for retarded opinion clickbait quota farming for KPIs.
why do you guys like news.com.au so much?
>>1509584714Making Danger and BT get in a loud argument would be the goal If that didn't work, I'd start cracking onto the pretty blonde sheila
Thanks to Dangerfield's shoutout to Curnow's pub last night on the Brownlow, money is no longer an issue.
>>150958574you'll summon the perth now autist if you aren't careful
>>150950081>boo hoo I would have won if my stupid brother didn't leech votes off meMeanwhile
When's Nicky pissing off to London?
>>150958617>what do you boys do for a living?>play footy>any good?>we lost on the weekendKWAB
>>150958617He's mogging them.
>>150958617>So i'll be able to watch you dawgs play on the weekend?errrr ummmm
>>150958623meant josh btw
>>150958617>So do you kids play for the cats or the brisbane?
Will you blokes watch the match this week? I'll probably watch some of the 2nd quarter and maybe the finish if it's close.
>>150958655no
>>150958617He looks older than 54.
>>150958655Yes. Only reason I'm not going is because I'm poor.
>>150958617drop it like its hot
>>150958677KEK
>>150958677LOL
>>150958677Call 000
>>150958471each table is full there's nowhere to sit
>Anons gathering for Geelong's 50th consecutive final in 2095
>>150958677since when did /afl/ love ducking?
Remember when the daicos haters ran their own 'cord where they photoshopped nic daicos into gay porn? Howling how they still deny it hahahaha
weather looks like total shit on the big day,was going to go out but will probably just stay indoors and on here with you guys instead.
>last week of footo>last week of mumza retelling me mick molloy's jokes from the front bar when we talk on the phone on the thursday or fridayfinally, respite
>>150958677look at le gooey just immediately slowing down/not bothering to chase
>>150958729fakethe real nick would have let the chips slip
Why does Basedcos cause so much seethe
fuck theres only about one hour of oxygen left in the titan submersible by most reports
>>150958735kek
>>150958677HOLY KEKHe will get a reality check once Pendles and Siddles retire and he stops getting fed free disposals
>>150950214QRD?Our boy Mullin plays for Geelong, so I need to know.
>>150958737De Goey is the guy that gives up a free dunk because he doesn't want to end up on a poster.Nick Daicos tries and puts it all on the line and because it didn't work out he gets laughed at.Fuck that. Daicos deserves respect for what he did. Champion mindset.
>>150958729chip daicos lel
imo daicos tries way too hard to be the epic superstar, one man army and main man of the team. footy is a team sport and everyone should be playing and equally important role.
de goey > daicos
>>150958774Based woman hater
>>150958747He plays for Geelong, a team that have been decent/good for the past 20 years (but only the best team in a few of them).They're the only regional team, so players can live on farms and whatnot instead of the concrete jungle of cities, which attracts a lot of the country lads who hate the hustle and bustle. There are also surfing beaches nearby, which attracts the laid back fellas.Success + laid back lifestyle means lots of players want to play for them and are willing to take under market value to do so, which leads to salty opposition supports claiming they're rorting the salary cap and giving players free farms, etc, and it's all being covered up by Geelong people in the media/afl.The free farm comments were jokes initially, but mentally ill people now firmly believe it.tl;dr - Mullin landed at one of the most desired clubs in the land, people salty.
>>150958741They're either Indians, gay porn photoshoppers, or Indian gay porn photoshoppers
>>150958786(*)
Isn't geelong a shit hole meth town?
one of these days piesperg is going make deepfake gay porn of nick daicos just to "prove" that discord existed
>>150958807>"prove"Literally counted ten people who've seen the server, gayboy
>>150958819SHUT UP IT'S ALL LIES!
i still have not seen this piesperg guy that this anon keeps bringing up
>>150958804Where would you rather live?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL0fmI7ryAkvshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gng2oxtCOsM
>>150958832>black guy>watches basketball and collects kids shoes for adultsyou can't make this up
>>150958807i've seen his ducking wilmot editim not sure he has the skills
murphy reid looks a bit spazzy
>>150958832>I've got a better place and better fragrance collection than IsaacI refuse to believe he actually lives like that. This is just to appease the pleb slop that makes the rounds on TikTok right?
>hey snoop today you will do some promo with some afl players on the grand final ground>oh cool it will be nice to meet a couple of the players playing on sat->uhhh not exactly>oh did one of them win that best player thing last night?>no>his name his nick daicos and you HAVE to meet him
>>150958832>no drinks cartplebs
https://youtu.be/_VXba0jIXnQ
>>150958881in Melbourne that tiny apartment is probably worth over a million
>>150958655Of course. I grew up a lone lions supporter in geelong and have been waiting for this gf matchup for as long as I can remember
>vote review>umpires call is J.Viney 3 votes>just checking if they made the right call>inconclusive decision on the scoreboard
>>150958853>>150958881Here's a white guy's house - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG4JWyRp_I8>It's got a pool>When you're taking a dump, you can look at the pool>Watching telly? You can look at the pool>Standing out the front of the house? Better believe it, can look at the pool.Then the mancave section. Holy kwab.
how will channel 7 find a way to mention nick daicos on saturday
>>150958951Camera will switch to him in the crowd every other minute
>>150958951>Here we have Snoopdogg performing, who met with a few players earlier in the week.
>>150958950>This is the place where functional retard Jordan De Goey will commit a murder-suicideNeat
>>150958950does someone want to tell him how much pussy he is missing out on by not having his drinks on a cart
>black guy gets off punishmentwhy is australia like this
>>150958331So who gets the $5000?
>Here we've got Daffy Duck
Should have gotten All Saints to sing Never Ever at the granny
>>150958974nick daicos
y tf am i watching this
*makes you seethe*
>"I'll be doing everything I can to return success to Essendon for everyone."
*brrrrrrrrrrppppppttttttttttT*
So being a star football player in Melbourne gets you a house where your next door neighbours can watch you taking a shit/sleep?
fuck up cuntstop watching that shit
aussies are so devoid of class
>>150950081What is the average afl fans opinion on Celtic people? Also is the afl more Anglo or Celtic? No Australia is not Anglo-Celtic it’s an oxymoron only topped in ridiculousness as judeo-christian
brownlow was a let down
Macrae has been let go from Collingwood following their preliminary final loss.
>>150958966>telling a guy who has probably a body count of over 1,000 that he may be missing out on some pussy because of some random shit no one cares about
>>150959075Inevitable.
literally who
>body count
>>150959080It's De Goey, it was literal.
and he could easily hide them away in that big back yard
>>150959068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjbe4RKbwQ
>>150959098>seven foot guy running at you in the streetssettle down dayne you live in brisbane not melbourne
>>150959082>that big back yardIt probably is for a city.
>>150959098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lLruVR2zQ
>>150959105i reckon i am autistic enough to find out what suburb it is
some of you blokes sound like you read womens day
i just triangulated chris fagans address based on that plane that flew over
>>150959108>Bayside area>Favourite cafe is Pantry in Brighton.Shouldn't be too hard.
What's THAT STINK????!!!
>>150959127did poo come out
>>150959133why is he in that suggestive pose?
>>150958786>salty opposition supports claiming they're rorting the salary cap and giving players free farms, etc,no-one actually thinks they give players free farms you absolute fucking subhuman shats faggot, and your piece of shit team was investigated for dodgy reporting of third party player payments, like the one that gave chris scott a job at a company that sponsors geelong - it's just the league didn't do shit because they put a former COO of geelong in charge of the audit and he coincidentally found nothing untoward at his former club. then the issue was dropped because of the geelong mafia in the media.https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/teams/geelong-cats/intriguing-afl-auditing-geelong-over-thirdparty-player-payments-says-veteran-journalist/news-story/5188f6c1d9fc527da9f7eade159e6b4c
>>150959137darcy moore teaches them early
>>150959154>third party player payments>chris scott
you think you are smart but you just outed yourself as an idiot
>>150959166coaches are on the salary cap dickheadpoort knows this well because they ended ken's contract early and now have to pay him to sit on his arse all year
>ynr piefags unironically thinking they would beat bane
>>150959174and then they thought nick daicos had the brownlow locked up
>>150959171Coaches are part of the football department salary cap, not the player's salary cap.
Geelong(*)
>took him 5 mins to come up with that defence
>>150959029>I was told I would not be traded this year in no uncertain terms so I'm all in, at least until next year's trade period
wouldn't mind debut a gf myself iykwim haha
>>150959192Double checking that your understanding is correct is a good thing. You spoke with such conviction I wanted to make sure I wasn't mistaken.Turns out you were just dribbling shit.
yes
>>150959183so it's still cheating the salary capgreat comeback idiot
>ummmm actually you cant calling it rorting the salary cap cause its the football department capyeah no nothing changes
>>150959109I read it for the puzzles
iggs should infiltrate the afl like geelong have we got some nice farms down south we should start buying up farming land and the surf is better down south than it is near geelong
>>150959105the thought of deformed dog stench is like ozempic to me
i propose a final solution to the geelong questiondemolish kardinia park and relocate geelong to canberra
hearing these footy experts talk about Steven May doesn't sound real
>>150959207>>150959208>third party player payments>PLAYERBesides, all of that shit gets cleared by the AFL before it's signed. That people kicked up a stink means it got partially moved inside the cap after the fact.Chris Scott's resume looks pretty good. Can see why companies would want to hire him for some board roles.
skilled skadium
>>150959193Don't like Stephens at all and Nick Foot is terrible. Have no strong feelings either way about the rest.
>>150959222>um you made a minor mistake of not specifying chris scott as the coach of geelong so your argument is invalidthe only invalid is the downy that thinks rorting the cap is fine because his piece of shit team does it
I want to hurt people. I want to injure them. I want to see them suffer in pain beneath me.
>Geelong was facing sanctions, likely including multiple five-figure fines, after an AFL audit found discrepancies in its third-party player payment reporting as of May 2025, with the primary issue being a failure to properly lodge several payment arrangements. The audit began in March 2025 following concerns over arrangements such as Chris Scott's deal with Morris Finance and Bailey Smith's role with Cotton On, along with an alleged loan to former player Joel Selwood, according to reports in March and May 2025.
i don't want to live anymore
>>150959237Settle down. There's always next year, Nick.
>>150959240this but you didn't add the part where it was a slap on the wrist because they put a former COO of geelong in charge of the investigation.third-world dictatorships are less corrupt than AFL house.
back from another three dayer
>>150959247based bailey smith
>>150959241What's wrong champ?
>>150959251i just feel sad
>>150959237based security officer for a gaysio front company
Praise him.
oleg markov delisted
>>150959254oddly specific
>>150959260slava ukraine!
>>150959236>Geelong is cheating the salary cap with all their star players>Look, here is proof!> . . .>Sure, the proof is for non-players, but they're just cheating, okay?!
>>150950081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMCfS-Jmj8Playing on loop in the Daicos household
>>150959260odd that they delist him but not the likes of cocks who is on at least 5x his wage
>>150959262>oddly specificsorry meant oddly accurate*
>>150959267bailey sniff was involved in the article you stupid faggot, i just mentioned the rot has spread all the way to the head and that geelong should be disbanded in shame
Not doing well
>>150959260it's markyiv!
>>150959267>Ummm the soft cap doesn’t matter because ummmm it just doesn’t okay chud!
>>150959240>concerns over arrangements such as Chris Scott's deal with Morris FinanceWas cleared by the AFL before it was signed. Only became an issue after the fact when people had a cry about it.>Bailey Smith's role with Cotton OnHe's a social media influencer and fashion model. Was a contracted model with them for years while at the Western Bulldogs. Only became a huge """scandal""" when he moved to Geelong.>an alleged loan to former player Joel SelwoodWrong way around.The unsigned document was meant to be Joel Selwood loaning someone money ($100k?) and they'd pay him back.It was never signed... so...? No idea if it even had Selwood's involvement in it or some random person typed it up and printed it off.Either way, shit reporting with many factual errors.
>>150959286SHUT IT DOWN>>150950214
what's for dinner alf?
>>150959291nothing. i lost $10k betting on east perth
would the shats be petty enough to pay someone outside of the cap to shill for them and deny their obvious cheating of the cap?
how's tanner doing?
Shall we talk about the club the high performance team of steven dank and the dean “The Weapon” robinson worked at before dosn?
>>150959298Visit to the doctors last week suggested the finger is healing well. Will know in October (? maybe November).
>>150959300Some NRL club I believe.
liam jones the last of the unvaxxed has been delisted
>>150959291I had scrambled eggs.
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/geelong-admits-to-sourcing-drug-from-stephen-dank-during-2009-premiership-year-20150810-giw07e.html
>>150959309Surprised at that move desu. Would think someone would pick him up as mature depth but no contenders needs key defenders more than the Dogs and they're not keeping him which isn't really a ringing endorsement of his current form/body.
Geelong Football Club did have historical links to both Dean Robinson and Stephen Dank Dean Robinson at Geelong> Robinson served as high-performance manager during Geelong’s premiership era (2007–2011).> He was credited with introducing military-style conditioning and advanced sports science protocols.> After leaving Geelong, he joined Essendon and brought in Stephen Dank, triggering the infamous supplements saga. Stephen Dank’s Indirect Link> Geelong admitted to sourcing Actovegin—a calf’s blood derivative—from a company associated with Dank in 2007 to treat Max Rooke’s hamstring injury. Internal Communications> Tribunal transcripts revealed emails between Geelong staff referencing Dank and Robinson in relation to invoices and supplement sourcing.
>>150959319OH NONONO WHAT WILL THE GIDF SAY NOW???!!!!
>>150959319Uhhh hello based department? Yeah just calling in a report of Geelong being BTFO
Feel a bit sorry for Dank and Robinson.They had massive success at Geelong with a strictly legal bread and water regime. Got a good reputation from that and got brought over to Essendon to make the same happen there.Only once they got to Essendon did they realise the problem.They didn't have the Chapmans, Ablett, Bartel and co that were natural superstars, they were stuck with spuds like Jobe Watson.The same thing that worked at Geelong wasn't showing results at Essendon due to the massive class difference. Their standing in the eyes of the club was falling and James Hird was constantly calling them demanding 'WHATEVER IT TAKES.'Honest men fell into a bad spiral trying to save their reputation and under immense pressure crossed the line into illegal supplements.When it was all discovered, they were shoved under the bus to protect Hird.Two honest men ruined by a corrupt club.
I fear we have a small cats problem in the afl that needs to be expelled.
>>150959319>*looks for something to nitpick and ignore your entire point*
How is he such a poor media performer?
>>150959337>bread and water regimethis is an ai post lol
steve hocking came up with the stand rule to nerf richmond after they beat his beloved geelong in the 2020 final
How does one deal with feral cats that wont behave?
>>150959319>Geelong admitted to sourcing Actovegin—a calf’s blood derivative—from a company associated with Dank in 2007 to treat Max Rooke’s hamstring injury.I thought he went over to Germany for that? Some specialist doctor doing avant-garde treatment for the injury Rooke had.
>>150959352Feral cats are invasive pests. They need to be put down.
>>150959319>>150959354>ONLY weeks before the 2007 finals, the football world was agog at the news that Geelong star Max Rooke had gone to Germany for a controversial miracle cure involving injections of calf blood and rooster comb extract. The key defender had sustained a serious hamstring injury, threatening his hopes of competing in the looming finals. So the club spent $20,000 to send him to the Munich-based specialist and doctor to the German soccor team, Dr Hans-Wilhelm Muller-Wohlfahrt, then club doctor for the elite Bayern Munich soccer team and world famous for bringing sporting stars back from injury quickly.So Rooke got treatment in Germany.
would utterly annihilate every cunt here for a fiorentine steak
>>150959319>On grand final day, the eyes of 15 rival clubs' fitness staff were on Rooke as he kicked a brilliant second-quarter goal and laid a crushing tackle. But exercise physiologist John Quinn, then Essendon's fitness coach, was seething with annoyance.>For the previous six years he had been urging his own club to think seriously about the German doctor's treatment. It involved injections of Actovegin, extracted from the blood of Australian calves and also used in the treatment of stroke victims, and hyaluronate (hyaluronic acid), a gelatinous material extracted from rooster combs and used in eye surgery and in the treatment of osteoarthritis.>Back in 2001, along with team captain James Hird and club physiotherapist Paul Lew, Quinn had been on a fact-finding tour of European soccer clubs. The trio had sat in the waiting room for six hours before getting to see the doctor who was then treating a Bayern Munich star for a severe hamstring tear, one that would normally have ousted him for between four and seven weeks. The footballer was back on the field 10 days later.>"I thought, 'This is an absolute revolution, this is going to enhance our recovery rate from soft tissue injuries'," says Quinn. "But our medical staff thought it was a load of garbage.">Richmond medical staff clearly thought differently. They sent midfielder Mark Coughlan to Muller-Wohlfahrt the next year and were recently talking about his treatment as a possibility for injured forward Matthew Richardson.Max Rooke recovering well is what led to Essendon trying to dope. Everything Geelong did was above board.
>>150959319----- Different article ----->But by 2008 Dank was also affectionately known as something of a mad scientist after the Sea Eagles had flirted with the idea of injecting players with Actovegin, derived from calf blood, which is said to accelerate recovery and muscle repair.>In 2007, Geelong's Max Rooke used the treatment in Germany to help repair a troublesome soft- tissue problem and take his place in Geelong's premiership team.Guess maybe they tried to see if they could do it locally first? Or maybe Dank is associated with the German guy?
GIDF in so much damage control KEK
bane are the protagonists of the AFL
>>1509594112007 was from before most of /afl/ was alive (or can remember), so providing some context to those out of context quotes is always helpful.
I'm not reading any of those posts as they are more than three lines in length.
even rowellwas surprisedthat he won last nightthat should tell you everything
geelong cheated the cap and are drug cheatsconsidering how bad carlton and essendon got treated for doing each individually, geelong should basically be disbanded for their crimes
>>150959425Players don't watch games. He just assumed Nick Daicos would win because of all the glazing he received in the media.
got him on a string lads and I haven't even gone for the knock out blow don't make me kill a sacred cow now
>>150959430>the knock out blowAnd what could that possibly be?
nick daicos looking like this last night kek
IF I died tonight...THEN 3 people would appear at my "funeral"
>>150959319the crimes, officer?
>>150959434>funeral more like they would just cremate you to save money and let the government dispose of your ashes
>congrats matt rowell but how about that nick daicos
>protagonists of the leaguebrisbaneessendoneaglessaint kildafredmantle>villainscollingwoodcarltongeelongadelaidesydney
>>150959452>Protagonists: BrisbaneProtagonists are meant to struggle, not get kissed on the dick.
Are you lads keen for the a-league and the championship?
I wonder which gem in the rough geelong will miraculously uncover this rookie draft.
>mfw geelong get KWABed on saturday
umpires love cp
>>150959459Worpel is a promising youngster.
>>150959456losing a grand final by a kick to the league's #1 villain is a key part of the protagonist's development
charlie curnow, the pussycat
>>1509594662023 grand final was rocky 12024 was rocky 22025 is rocky 3 where they lose 1st and then come back and win
mickjeet
>>150959472I was literally typing out something saying the same shit about Rocku 1-3 then refreshed the page and you'd already posted that.
>>150959472>2025 is rocky 3 where they lose 1st and then come back and winBrisbane won the first two games of the season.Geelong about to show them what being with a REAL MAN is about.
In charge of the security at the parade on Friday. Anyone want the job? Its too fucking gay for me.
Thing I miss most about playing footy is hitting on my teammates wags in front of their faces and them doing absolutely nothing about it lmao
>>150959495based duck
>>150959485>in charge of securityno you arent, sit in your little cuck chair ramdeep
>>150959500Thats the problem, AFL retards while I have to herd sanjeevs and Patels
>A former Geelong footballer has accused a trio of players of a historic gang rape as he sues the Cats for failing to protect him from sexual abuse.>The ex-player claims he was just 15 or 16 when he was cornered in the shower at the club’s Aberdeen House, a residence for country recruits, and sexually assaulted by three older athletes in the early 1980s.
will this general ever make mainstream news
>>150959531no but steven may
>>150959531no
>>150959531yes
>>150959531you should start sending journos screenshots
>>150959528Isn't that story from like 5 years ago?
>>150959531Why would it?
I'm 27 years old and never even spoken to a girl who wasn't a prostitute
>>150959556next frame snoop shrugged him off
>>150959566what did you do at school?
>>150959556
>>150959556https://www.watchswiss.com/brands/breitling/navitimer-collection/navitimer-b01-chronograph-43-ab0138211b1a1/this guy fucking sucks at choosing good watches
>>150959559no it's from the 80s
>>150959576boys school
>>150959566try speaking to some strippers
>>150959584so you have never ordered food or coffee or anything?
>>150959579at least he can afford them unlike you
nicks seething someone else is having a turn
>>150959593yeah that's why im mad
>>150959556>so nick, are you playing for the cats or the lions on saturday?
>>150959579What's wrong with it? Classy chronography.>3 bar water resistanceAck. $15,000 and you can't even wear it in the rain? And I thought Speedmasters were crappy with their 5bar.
>>150959598i like how they most likely planned the daicos bros and snoop dog photoop weeks prior thinking that both boys would be in the granny
>>150959598Form looks okay desu. Usually when an American guest tries to kick a footy they look like a complete gumby.
>>150959598how can they be wearing practically the same clothes yet nick somehow looks like a massive wanker
>>150959590Customer service workers don't count
>>15095962280% haircut, 20% shirt.
>>150959622nick's clothes are clearly too bigjosh's fit him better
>>150959630pft... hftfff.. heh... maybe... maybe nick should put on more size!
80% of my nick hate comes from his wanker haircut
>>150959622Incel stance vs casual stance
I have no beef with nick desu I just like instigating both sides.
2bh its not nicks fault the media wanks off over him
>>150959598pretty good range of motion desu
>>150959680he can easily tell the media to stop talking about him so much
>>150959699Yeah cos that worked so well for guys like cousins.
>easily
The media would be more into Sniffs if he wasn't a media danger (and an irl danger too)
the media would just double down and talk about him even more
i reckon mark howard is the worst for it
any of you collect funko pops?
>>150959752I don't collect any kind of plastic crap.
I reckon Nick Daicos has a pristine and hairless cock, balls and arsehole.
>>150959757tight little balls barely descended hot as fuck
Apparently those old Simpsons collectibles from the Herald Sun or whatever in the late 2000s (that had gold, glow in the dark, etc) are worthless. Same with other trends like Mighty Beans and Freaky Flickers (unless you're in possession of this bad boy)
>>150959757>>150959763i bet he has a sexy little puckered starfish arse hole
what about used crazy bones
>>150959766>collectibles from the Herald Sun or whatever in the late 2000s (that had gold, glow in the dark, etc) are worthless.Those things are for kids, enticing the parents to complete the set, rather than for any monetary value.Just like those dinosaur magazines that came with a piece of a t-rex skeleton each issue.The first ~3 issues were like $1 to get the kids hooked, then they switched to $5 each. So most kids only ended up with the head portion.
my balls ache
>>150959815crisp danielle "junkyard dog" laidley
>>150959796Reminded of this now
>>150959829>Reminded>Original contentSure thing.
rowell > daicos
Bed time diarrhoea. Night, lads.
My guts are cooked cunt
>>150959796Had a mate who completed a few of these, don’t think they were from magazines though
Evening alf
>>150959990This would've been in the mid 1990s. Would be easy enough to buy online/DIY now.
>>150959796Reckon I had that dinosaur.
Used to get this magazine. No idea where that robot cunt is these days. Probably cost hundreds to make it.
didn't realise beau had a side gig
For me it was the James Bond collection magazine
>>150959766i had a few mighty beans, no clue where they are though
>>150960069You blind, anon?
Anyone else stick crazy bones up their arse?
david attenborough just died lads
>>150960089Doesn't say that on his wikipedia page. Stop being a dick.
I hate you so much poosh
No point buying expensive watches when their actions are all Chinese as are most of the other components, might as well spend a few hundred and get a 95% repro instead. unless you're one of those tards that thinks if they get stuck in some foreign land they'd be able to pawn their watch for an airfare. in reality you get bum raped and it taken off your corpse.
>>150960115everyone hates cops mate can you name a time when a cop ever helped you in your life or made your life better or helped you in anyway think if your last interaction with a cop it was probably a traffic infringement right?Even some kind of assault or violent crime or theft did they resolve anything? did they jail the person who was culpable? doubt it
Only respect people who wear a gshock.
>>150960214based black jack sporting person on the pay roll of a gaysio front company to stalk malcontents
I piss 7 times a night and web md tells me I may have prostate cancer
>>150960259Go doctor tomorrow.
>>150960259It's just the beetus. Lose some weight, fatty.
i'm 27 and have only ever been with non-prostitutesis it worth giving a go just to see what it's like?
>>150960286I'm not fat
>>150960308I've pondered this too, shrink at the thought of getting with a girl literally a thousand others have though
>>150960308You'll have to settle for a white/asian prostitute. The cute Indian girls are booked out months in advance.
>>150959425name a player that wasn't surprised they won
I can't stop pissing!I went to the toilet 4 times then decided to just piss in the glass in my room but filled that up and now I need to piss again!I might actually be in trouble
>>150960465Nathan Buckley.
>>150960470How much have you had to drink today?
>>150960481Drank 800ml water and 600ml of coke zero and 600ml of iced coffee
>>150960501>600ml of coke zero and 600ml of iced coffeeYeah, that's diabetes. Enjoy losing your toes.
>>150960308unless you're willing to spend a lot of money you will probably be pretty disappointed. if you just want to get off go to a massage place and get a wristie. if you want a gfe save up some money and get a good one or go mongering in se asia.
>>150960654chinky massage joints are the lucky dip experience, had some of the best looking keenest jap/korean student girls who'll fuck you for nothing at em. or incredibly disinterested mamasans.
>>150960669same. last one i got must've just had her ciggie break. she stank something crook.
>>150960669>>150960685dire
>>150960259wakes up once between rms cycles.yeah a mate of mine got liver cancer and told me he pissed every hour during sleep time. he died a few years later. he was a giant among drinkers age 36>>150960286kidney/prostate/beetus/pancreas/liver failure are all connected. it might be too late
>>150960214I collected swatch during high school. ended up with about 10 by the time everyone had a phone. dont wear em anymore but now some if rare collectables are worth a fortune. the company used to make 100 runs of one type globally but didn't tell anyone at the time.
>>150960931Interesting
melbourne j. viney 3 votes*laughs*
>>150960938the best part of the design is they're all waterproof but a child can change out a new battery. trust the german swiss to design something this decent
>>150960470Is pissing five times in a day considered a lot? I feel like I got at least twice that although I drink about two and a half litres of water and up to six cups of tea a day.
>>150965365NEWEY
