bud1 edition
knights play at 7
the cfl is changing their rules over the next 2 years. what rule changes should the nhl implement?
bud did not 1
>>150958137t. guy who lost to bud
>>150958141i'm not tbg
>>150958149>tbgtrb detected
>>150958150his name is Theodore Blinkisky Guyovich
an incredible 11 preseason games tomorroq
>>150958157>theodorefor me it's shea
>>150958157bud changed that on 04/17/22, that was the day his islanders were eliminated from playoff contention
>>150958161All shit
shea theodore played for the kelowna rockets
>>150958213cope that was weber
>>150958227what are you doing in america, pierre?
Did Pietrangelo just miss the off-season news that every team have to be cap compliant in the playoffs now and just fucked them over, or will two or three players get traded from the Golden Showers to make place for him? And if so, will it hang over the players who are on the roster for the entire season, knowing that they can be traded at any time?
>>150958253are you retarded bro
>>150958213Hockey players call cute girls rockets
>>150958245Speaking of
>>150958255CWAB (Copey What A Bitch=
>>150958253yes and marner knows he is on the chopping block
>>150958283>=KWAB
god awful thread, one of the worst ever
>>150958317Just like my islanders
>>150958336
god awesome thread, one of the best ever
>>150958368Unlike my islanders
>>150958269One last hurrah of slobbering Crosbys knob. Good for him.
>>150958317CWAB
>>150958288Jen
https://youtu.be/Idc2JxapiZc?si=rqNbV6o-QOfqXJTj
>>150958440I already listened to this interview last week. I don't need to hear it again while seeing Kyle Bukkake and Elliot Fridgeman's faces.
>>150958462Ok numale
Why doesn’t Gary have a summer Olympic tournament? You can play hockey in the summer now.
>>150958468maybe on planet hoth
>>150958468Hockey has been a summer olympic sport for over a century, anon...It's traditionally dominated by India and Pakistan, which is probably very amusing for Canada.
>>150958514Field Hockey is gay
>>150958526The curly stick has that effect.
Um
>>150958683>the autistic players on other teams will be too infuriated by our banner's "mistake" to play well
Marner status: deposited
It looks like it’ll rain today
>>150958112Stars new blackout jerseys get unveiled tomorrow. I am told they are a return to 90s glory and will be black, green, and gold.
>>150959811would be based if they used gold instead of silver i wonder which logo they'll use
wordle in 3 lads
>>150958112
Why’d they let him do that? Extremely autistic.
>>150958112Did he actually post a ghibified picture of himself?
let's not pretend that fowler didn't look like carey price last night
>>150959717I wish it’d rain here. It’s almost October I’m sick of 85 degree weather.
>>150959862Green and gold are my favorite colors. I might have to get a Dallas jersey if they choose that scheme
>>150960191Past his prime?
>>150960191Drunk and indian?
[Breaking news] Finland now has over a million 70+ residents
>>150960262And declining
>>150960268Why won’t finns reproduce? They live in a safe and prosperous nation and have plenty of support
>>150960268The population of the Bible Belt will never decline, this map is ass
>>150960282based! sayonara heathen finns
Preseason games I’ll be watching today >bruins and rangers >wild and stars >jets and oilers >kings and golden knights
TRAILER DROPPEDhttps://www.nhl.com/video/faceoff-season-2-trailer-6379958312112
I have to Marner bad but they cut off the water at my place.
>>150960395>trash drive to survive rip-off
>>150960395>ANOTHER MCMEME MELTYOh Gary you really shouldn’t have
>>150960395I wonder what Crosby’s segments will even be like
>>150960454It might center around him being Captain at 4nations.
>>150960415Gary knows what the people want.
>>150960454house hunting in mtl hopefully
>>150960395Very 4nations heavy but I assume that’s just to get people interested
>>150960466I can’t wait for the locker room scenes between him and MacKinnon
>>150958683thats how division banners should be done. if your team has a bunch of different division banners hanging in the rafters then they are a gay
>>150960530He can buy price’s old house
>>150960656sounds like copium from a team that never gets banners
>laffs
Montreal doesnt even hang division banners because division banners are lame
>>150960691Whaaaa? That’s crazy
Nova Scotia team when
>>150960710lunenburg helped the nazi btwthey'll deny it but my grandad knew those krauts were refuelling u-boatst. south shore chad
>>150960703Just like my islanders
The #leafs announce that goaltender Joseph Woll is taking a personal leave of absence from the team.
>>150960691>Stolarz>Woll
>>150960710God Nova Scotia is kino. Reminds me of Maine
>>150960710Reminds of Norway a lot
>>150960710Looks like a flatter Astoria. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I almost bought the house from The Goonies?
>>150960744the highlands are pretty norwegian-looking
>>150960691What the fuck is his problem?
>>150960197It’s still hitting the 70s here. I hate global warming
>no offense >no defense>no coaching >traded away all future prospects until 2030And now >goaltending depth drained Love my laffs
>>150960873don't forget wasting a second round pick on Scott Laughton
Vet heavy tonight
>>150960873>>150960888Friendly reminder that Tavares took a sizeable paycut to stay with this shitshow.
>>150960888And a 2nd on Carlo.
I'LL GET OVER YOUI KNOW I WILLI'LL PRETEND MY SHIP'S NOT SINKIIIINGAND I'LL TELL MYSELFI'M OVER YOUCAUSE I'M THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKINGI AM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
>>150960940I respect him for that All it would take is Ontario talent to have a little lotalty and we could have a super team undercap
What album is /hoc/ listening to today?
>>150960888>>150960951Guise, I got some bad news...
>>150960963> 1967Keep at it. Someday.
Game between Liiga leaders soon :)
>>150960996Might check it out. Is lives shit this season?
Ok, did Dobson clinch the Norris last night?
>>150960976saintmotelevison
>>150961003I forgot he was even playing. You would think such an elite defenseman would stick out when playing against AHLers.
>trb seething at the >laffsanother day that ends in y
>Johnston wrote in The Athletic Monday that Hart, who can agree to a contract as of Oct. 1, is still considering the Vegas Golden Knights, Carolina Hurricanes and one or two more unnamed teams to make his NHL return with.Gary poisoning the well so sunbelt teams had a better chance to sign Hart
Morning /hoc/
>>150961002Just a slow start I guess
Unlock it bud
>>150960977w-wait, w-what is it *braces self for bad news*
People talk a lot of shit about Wednesdays but I think Tuesdays are unequivocally the worst day of the week.
The marner fairy has not been kind to me today
Ask not what your marners can do for you
>>150961207>w-wait, w-what is it *braces self for bad news*Ugh, I hate having to be the one to dash the dreams of lafftards everywhere, but those were #1's, not 2's. I'm so sorry. Please take care of yourself. Stay hydrated. Stick close to home. If there's anything I can do...
>>150960976This morning I listened to Halford & Brough on the radio on my way to work. They were discussing the CFL rule changes and seemed to be in favor of it. Personally, I have no strong feelings about the change.
no rape ever took place in /hoc/
>>150961533>lots of queers queering off though
>>150961631raped bitch
Lets try to up the civility a bit okay
I enjoy ice hockey
>>150961692>Does civility preclude the queers queering off? That's a big ask, sir.
>>150961706Same. I can’t wait for it to be back even though my team is a dumpster fire
>>150961753Whatever; as long as the offseason is over with worst three months of the year
>>150961753jlml
Looks like 11 shit games on tonight thank you Gary
>>150960387>kings and golden knightsbased
>>150961874I’d rather go to the gym and incline bench
>>150961874What's the least bad one ?
>>150960703Montreal hasn't won a division banner for 30 years. This team is gay.>muh cupsYeah from a six team league a hundred years ago fuck OFF.
>>150960919why are they icing their opening day roster this early kek
>>150961815Summer is the worst season
>>150961883>Which one of my marners smells the least?>What is the sound of one hand clapping?>Does the Pope shit the woods?>Is a bear Catholic?>>150961920Its divine punishment is what
>>150961883Hard to say since my team isn’t playing
Hoc is the most Greek general
>>150961941/hoc/ is a 2009 frat house
if carter hart signs with my team we don't say mention him along with "shart" here anymore just like how we don't call those that here anymore
Vegas is building a shit and piss themed team
>>150961990>shit city
>the city of Stockholm
>det farligaste blyet
>>150962036>blyetI lol'd
great first
new diablo season is live bro's. i'm not logging in for a bit tho
>>150962049How does that phrase translate to modern Swedish? complete gibberish or just retarded sounding?>I figured a native speaker would get a giggle out of it, like when Flight of the Conchords does "Foux Da Fa Fa"https://youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo
>>150962129what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>150962129You used the word "bly", which is lead as in lead poisoning and the lead they put in gasoline/petrol about 50 years ago. You were looking for >den farligaste ledningenor>den mest farliga ledningenThe latter being pretty retarded sounding
>>150962179Your Mother
>>150961913Glen said the roster is pretty mush set so they’re just using the preseason as a chance to get in the groove of playing road games and testing the new special team combos.
>>150962180hey bud how was the route kek
>the most dangerous line? Ok
UH OH, GOTHENBOURGEUH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150961462>Ugh, I hate having to be the one to dash the dreams of lafftards everywhere, but those were #1's, not 2'sI simply don't believe it
>>150962207I don't know how his route was you'll have to ask him when he comes on
>>150962267At least give me tips to getting a 3pl8 bench
>>150962267gay magazine
>>150962298Think your diabetes has you confused kwab
>>150962298It was a bodybuilding magazine with deadlifting tips >:(
What made you think "scoring" refers to points?
dead thred
>>150962368>the Deuluvian echo chamber that is /hoc/
>>150962464All of the best posters are wagin’
>>150962493explains why you are here making such shitty ones
western conference regular season champions
>>150962658The OJHL is more prestigious
>>150962658Sharkies did this
>>150962748Sharks are undefeated right now.They haven't even been scored on ONCE.Just how good is this season gonna be for them??
>>150962869Will smith for Conn Smyth
>>150962869They still aren’t making playoffs
>>150963006Idk bars low on that side of the continent
Huge Bruins fan...however not a Swayman fan...He is a self serving prima donna, not a team player hope he's gone soon!
>>150963006Just Like My Islanders
>>150963020the lease has one (1) good team
>>150963027Prima donna was my favorite song from phantom it reminds me of nhl free agencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUlPqaVj88
>>150963034LE HECKIN HAD A SLEEPOVER?!?!?!?!
>>150962036Kek
>K-K-KEEP YOUR STICK ON THE ICE!!!!!kwab
>>150963173remember when you had a sleepover with trb on 04/17/2022?
What the fuck is going on in this SHL game
>>150963268You must be remembering that thing happened with your uncle again
>>150963310That anon is always thinking of that time. Must be a fond memory.
>5 years have passed>/hoc/ still spams the same 10 "memes"
>>150963352passed since what?
>podkolzin 3x$2.95Mlmao
tbg died and was reborn as trb on the chilly easter evening of 2022 bud's glorious victory will be celebrated until the end of time
>>150963389Jesus Christ do you ever shut the fuck up? We fucking get it that this is the only fucking thing you talk about yet the raped faggot is still here.
>>150963107Canes would be back to back WCCs if they played in pheonix
>>150963406thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>150963173I wish I had frens to have sleepovers with
>>150963406Anon... how blind are you to not see that is him
>>150963408>1-16maybe on planet retard
>>150963446>trb spams about rape to keep attention on himselfwhat a twist!
>>150963446Maybe fucking ignore the moron for fucking once
>>150963461Stephen himself is responsible for most of it
>>150963489You morons will blame anything on imaginary name tags but get up in arms when the thread is just TRB spamming his AI slop garbage and usual shitty gifs. Fuck you
>>150963484bud remember when you got fired from the carnival because the kids were too heavy to lift into the buckwabneer ride
>>150963489stephen should spend less time reminding everyone of the one cool thing he did in his life 3 years ago and instead focus on getting the girlfriend that noel asmr inspired him to get
>>150963505Stop autistically spamming the thread everytime you get pissed off in real life
I would give the world to experience /hoc/ before 2020 when all this shitty gimmick spam started
>>150963542>shittybspam started in 2020HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAN
>>150963537You should fucking give the moronic faggot zero attention and talk hockey but nah, don't fucking try. Some imaginary namefag might talk hockey in a way that I don't like!
>>150963542Agreed. I wish we could rewind time to pre-2016 /hoc/
>>150963565Despite what your pea brain tells you, spamming raped bitch all day isnt hockey discussion.
>>150963575Rewind to before the devils and gary bettman ruined hockey
>>150963587Oh please we really need the faggots from Massachusetts bitching about autumn and the bruins being bad and crying like a fucking loser
>Samir going over janny cleangrim
>muh samir boogeyman
my habs
>>150963377Vancouver could use a decent bottom 6 winger...
>>150963656special....
bud's having another melty kwab. did JVOEL start dating again? lmao cuck
Just got home from waging and took a huge creamy marner
>>150963731>Vancouver could use a decent bottomPeterson status?
>no sports on tonight that are worth watching /sp/ bros it’s over
There's like baseball and like 10 hockey games
don't recall asking about your rancid marner
I don’t give a about baseball and preseason hockey is stupid
>>150964298oh and there is contender series for MMA>>150964291I think this guy's just a fag
>>150964405you're stupid
The new president of syria was in al-qaeda like joel quenneville
>>150963542i started my gimmick in 2019 retard. maybe even 2018
>>150964559Yet Gary never suspended him from the league.
>>150962250I know, I know, it's hard to accept that an NHL franchise could possibly be that stupid. But, it's laffs. Stupidity is 2nd nature.
>>150964291Retard
thus, bud1255 continues
Wagin' has ceased and time to embrace Our Sennies :)
my nuckies will soon return
>>150964800>trb bubblin' like a bitch 'gainkek like clockwork
toews makes his return tonight
I don’t give a single shit about preseason hockey DESU
Garys going to be sad if you keep saying these things about the preseason
gary is stupid and i don't respect him
>>150964879who does?
>>150964910Cool it
>>150964801well loos at mr fancypants with his 4chan pass
bud thought his tranny temper tantrum would be enough to drive tbg away but 3+ years of spamming rape later and tbg is still going strongbud losttbg 1
>>150964910-200 social credit score
>>150964940he still bubblin' KWAB
>>150964940Based the truth finally comes out
>>150964940you sperged out and got raped. 1,255 days later you're still seething. you lost, give up.
>>150964935I am michael bublé
>>150964940Onky thing that could stop those 2 is bot proof captchas
>>1509650702true and kek @ trb trying to rewrite history
>>150965072i love saying his last name
>>150964940This is what actually happened. TBG never acknowledges the shitty Easter meme because it's just Stephen's pea-brain headcanon. TBG is victorious
>>150965095I spit on your Christmas album and every department store with a copy
>trb samefagging trying to act like he wasn't rapedyawn, i'll be in /mlb/ watching my tigers
>>150965230Watching them miss the playoffs? KWAB
we don't spit on brick and mortar stores here
>>150965072.... you suck man!
bud just hasn't met 1 yet
>>150965381omg he could have drown'ded
>>150965381the milk in this gif always looked chunky to me
The inner circle just had a meeting and we'll be watching the Wings game and then move onto Flames-Kraken.
>>150965381trb with 900mls of vodka at 9am in the morning
>>150965434you can't drink alcohol on seizure meds
>>150965431Based
>>150965447he does anyway
>>150965418Tis just his beard, m'lady
>>150965461based
>>150958112>...I don't think so, Tim....
>>150965531>this was a fat loser in the 90s
what kind of sad degenerate attacks Richard Karn like that unprovoked?
>>150965675Me, of course
>>150965622Al was the more competent member of the duo though.
>>150965682Well, have more compassion for moderately famous TV personalities>they have feelings, too
>>150965685Go watch Bob Villa then. /hoc/ is a Tool Man general
>>150965622al was a chad. are you nuts?
>>150965704Nah, I will continue to be resentful of anyone who has any success.
>>150965531>>150965622>>150965685>>150965743>>150965750we get it, you're millennials
>>150965757You'll die with a peptic ulcer and hatred in your heart
>>150965622Jlmi
>>150965757that's not a wise way to live, i don't think. and what is even success. bezos is the richest man in the world, he's also a cuckold.
>>150965777I also live this way
>>150965799is bug eating bald cuckold, and a short one at that
>>150965814reminds me of trb
Hockey is just a warm up for a real sport. Cricket.
>>150965812I wasn't trying to stop you, sir. Please feel free to hate on whoever you pleaseThis Is America, after all>one billion haters served and counting
sup /hoc/long time no seei"m looking forward to a new seasonhopefully no /sp/artan and sharty shit
>>150965863frig off, lahey
>>150965845you have no right to hate bud or his 1 over you
>>150965875>veggies in my poutine
>>150965898>bell peppersnigga you making it sound like there's broccoli and kale in your poutine
>implying I can't pimp my poutine h8trs
>>150965913Doesn't matter. Veggies in poutine is a no-go.>>150965916The only thing a poutine should be pimped with is meats. Smoked meat poutine is divine
1st PeriodNo Goals Scored2nd Period12:50 Jarome IginlaAssists: Craig Conroy, Matthew Lombardi1-03rd Period7:32 Matt CookeAssists: Markus Naslund, Ed Jovanovski1-110:14 Jarome Iginla (Power Play)Assists: Jordan Leopold, Craig Conroy2-119:54 Matt CookeAssists: Markus Naslund, Mattias Ohlund2-2OT1:25 Martin Gelinas (Power Play)Assists: Jarome Iginla, Stephane Yelle
Just saw the pic of the lord of the rings fags wearing oiler jersey. not certain I care for this.
>in the kitchen fixing dinner>dad turns on the habs game in the other room>first thing I hear is "ohhh nooooo">peak my head around the corner>kenzie lalonde and some other douchebag is on the screen>dad is already explaining to my mom how it looks like a woman is going to be commentating every habs game this seasonKek
>>150965940Do you like the Dark knight trilogy.
POINT OF ORDERIf poutine CAN be pimp'd, then all KFC Bowls ARE technically poutine
>>150965944i had to mute the game after a period, i can't imagine an entire season
WOWIE ZOWIE I HECKIN LOVE REGIONAL RESTRICTIONS FOR SERVICES I PAY FOR
Leafs playing at least one real line tonight
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>scoreless draws mostly
>>150965934>no peppers>no onions>no parsley or cilantro>no mushrooms>no avocados
>>150965959I always thought chicken gravy was the wrong kind.
>they have the GCI boards onGay
El poutine latino
>>150965996st hubert has something more specific than chicken gravy, but regardless, chicken gravy is more appropriate than beef for poutine
>>150965973sorry bout that goy
>>150965996Look, Straya, if you're gonna properly pimp your poutine, you can't restrict yourself, you're an artist and have to be free
>>150965973Paying for tv like paying for sex ruins the experience
god what difference does it make to have actual goalscorers in the lineup
Why are they padding his stats in pre season ?
My B-Sensies :(
>>150965996It's fuckin fries and cheese and gravy, it's not actually a real dish. There is no proper way to make it.
I forgot sam and joe are gone
>>150965996white sauce, bbq sauce, with added dimmies and chiko rolls
>>150966059Kenny and Dave are great, I've been listening to them for years
Im not afraid to say it the ottawa senators are the biggest bunch of faggots in the entire league
>>150966085Stunning and brave
>>150966085I often forget they exist
Cam on Redwings*BANGBANGBANG*Score sum fahkin goals
>Tasty Brown Gravy turkey gravy gives my poutine holiday appeal
>>150966010That's interesting. Obviously it's an uncommon dish here, but you can get it. So it's like a brown gravy made with added chicken broth?I wonder what chicken salt would do.>>150966056It's good to know what the 'standard' flavour of something is though.
>>150966097you enjoyin' the bud1 thread?
>>150966097ren't you the 48 year old military veteran that got fed special white gravy from bud
>>150966110leave Richard Karn alone, Mitchell>don't make him call the FBI,. you sicko
>>150965996lamb gravy is the superior gravy.
>>150965952The Golden Knights were... JOKERED??Whats their rags status
>>150966133you are enjoyin' the bud1 thread
>>150966085ottawa should not have a team. in fact, capital cities in general should not have sports teams.
>>150966168This.Ottowa to Hamilton and Washington to Bmore
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>150966138>lamb gravyit's called mint sauce>>150966102the commercial stuff from St-Hubert, is basically their BBQ mix (not real southern BBQ sauce, but more like the gravy they give you in roast chicken dinners), but with extra dehydrated chicken fat. Tbh it's basically chicken "gravy". Also I'm putting gravy in quotes, because it's not like an American South kind of gravy, like the kind they use on biscuits.
St Hubert is inedible and Quebec should be more ashamed of it
>>150966184That's sausage gravy, and it's got a lot of flour in there, too
>Bedard enters ice>Immediately creates a chance Dammit I hate this kid
>noticeablly thicker
>>150966203The gravy's good but everything else is hot garbage. Worst lobster roll I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. They're only around still because boomers have trash taste.
>>150966177>the Tigers>the Shipjacksand send the Commanders to St Louis, and the Nats to Montreal, and send the Wizards to Mexico City
>>150966216ah i see, but i thought i once saw a tan colored gravy before that was probably chicken, it was more tan beige than orange/reddish brown we got here on our BBQ and chicken "gravies"
>>150966203its boomerish but honestly its fine.
>>150966277I've heard this before . Even when I convinced people to get mikes instead of at Hubert's for lunch they still stoped there for the gravy
>>150966277Well, here in the US, biscuits and gravy come with sausage gravy typically >and we also Put the Biscuit>In the BasketThat's a tradition, I believe, we share with our Maple scented brethren
>#Isles, who are being outshot 15-0, are going to the PP.
>>150966216That shit was so good I occasionally make it myself because you cannot get it in a restaurant.>>150966277If it's just chicken broth/drippings and a white or blond roux, it should come out light brown. Sausage gravy is made with milk instead of broth.
>>150966299Ment for >>150966262
>>150966299all those local chains are shit and overpriced I never understood why people thought so highly of them. Chalet BBQ, cocorico, CoteStLuc BBQ are all better rotisserie chicken joints than St Hubert.
Wings scaaaar :)
>milkI use heavy cream
Mathews looks quick this year
In the garfield christmas special, garfield sneaks a taste of mom's white sausage gravy, but grandma had already spiked it with chilli powder, so when garfield tasted it flames shot out of his mouth.
>>150966370
>rags
>>150966370How much chili powder are we talking about here
>>150966380Like 4 or 5 shakes of the can.Granny spiked it because she is the reigning blue ribbon sausage gravy champion at the county fair, while mom's gravy didn't even place. Mom wouldn't take grannys advice on how to make it, so she spiked it and made a batch of her own.
>>150966380cats aren't supposed to eat capsaicin, even a small amount can heem their gutsand man that joe veleno scrub is actually kinda good i'm glad hes on our team now
>>150966408Decent depth. I'm hoping Sammy blais can contribute somehow too.
>your shrimp is raw
>/hoc/>felinology with a focus on diet and nutrition, ornithology with a focus on feline predation, and ice hockey with a focus on Our Islanders
Good first period in Detroit, who are up 1-0 after a pp goal. Interesting to see Sandin-Pellikka see some ice
C
A
W
D none of the above
>>150966524>>150966529>>150966538
Y
B
Nay
Q
Ok, /hoc/, now you say something
why is /hoc/ remembering letters
>>150966608It's a form of semaphore and part of /hoc/'s rich, creamy, diverse culture
My Stars are about to play
>>150966608I was playing the TSN live intermission Mitch marner quizz ofc
don't care
Asked tho
has tage thompson reached his potential yet?
>>150966664lollolEven
Another year of getting every single >rags game blacked out including preseason and national games despite not living within a market that can even purchase MSG.
>>150966664I actually don't know who that is
>>150966689sounds ethnic
>I just can't be bothered to look a person's name up on Google and read their elite pro page, how offensive
This PP has no penetration
>smol PP
>most dangerous draw
Man freakin Bedard :((
>dallas stars vs iowa wild is on
I'm watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
>>150966784You're in the wrong thread, then
Damn, Hildeby's looking a lot like Jonas "the Monster" Gustavsson
Looks like my leafs will continue to enjoy goaltending depth
it's no good captain, I cannae reach the control panels
>hum, dei-dei, la-la>la-la, la-la-la>la-la, la-la-la>la-la, la-la>hum, dei-dei, la-la>la-la, la-la-la>la-la, la-la-la>la-la, la-la
i never liked sci-fi
careful the /hoc/ hall monitor doesn't like gene roddenberry
Wish we got a /hoc/ captain instead of a baseball captain
>>150966867never heard of himfun name tho
finnish goaltending strikes again
>>150966863me neither but mass effect was based
stars are now losing to the iowa wild
mammoth are headed to planet playoff elimination at warp 9 speed
>leafs tied on shots with D-team Ottowa Grim
>>150966930Makes sense they're extinct
are the habs on tsn or sportsnet?
Fyi, the Detroit Red Wings are playing right now, and as we all know, you are required to shut the FUCK up at this time. Thank you.
>>150966930they still exist, we just don't have access to experiencing them in our current state. time is an illusion. tusks up.
>>150966951There you areI wondered what this unticked was for. Thanks for showing up, fren
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>trunk down \>tusks up /
just took a smeary Detroit myself
>>150967003We don't those that here
>We don't here
WDCTTH
>>150967047Fellow CTEbros I have a metallic taste when I eat spicy food now
>>150967047
>>150967084What kind of hot sauce are you using?
>>150967112bud sauce
>>150967088think he likes sci-fi?
>>150967084this is why NFL/NHL players have disgusting chipotle orders with like three scoops of sour cream
>>150967130almost certain of it, but it doesn't anywhere come close to his ice fetish
I've never seen a canadian team win a cup. I'm thirty-two years old
>>150967130>going off his bmi Yes
i have a fetish for caulfield and suzuki connecting for le but
>>150967159
>>150967159I don't want to be a math teacher but it would be fun to teach kids the odds of something with a ~1 in 5 chance of happening each year never happen for 32 consecutive years
Nugent Hopkins is playing tongight. leading Oilers to the preseason championship
who is the leading scoring in nhl preseason history?
Belleville sens are going to comback against the leafs in the third .I could feel the momentum swinging
After they're the 51st state, they can win Cups every year.
>>150967232back in my day they were the p.e.i sens
>>150967221Prolly gretzky bro
>>150967221gaborik
>>150967245his speech at the un earlier today was the funniest shit ever
>>150967159Never kissed a girl
>>150967271He forgot he wasn't at a campaign rally
>>150967221buji
>>150967221https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/stats/
>>150967275nta but 27 and afraid of becoming a wizard
>>150967285he has a habit of that, bless him
TSN heavily overrating the sens RN
>>150967306what’s holding you back anon
>>150967221https://www.naturalstattrick.com/playerteams.php?stdoi=stdNatural stat trick has them back to 2010 but for earlier than that you'd probably need to cobble them together from newspaper coverage, sounds exciting
A girl once let me hold her hand
>>150967221Nick Robertson
>>150967377
>>150967362>depressed in college >live with parents after school >escape only to balance working 50-60 hour weeks and studying for cert also I'm a manlet with a small pp
That much abject honesty also makes me limp
Reminder tbg won and Mitchell doxxed himself
>>150967427if it makes you feel any better anon i've slept with 10 women and i regret every minute of it
>>150967453source?
Quality bowl
>>150967463Mitchy boy exposed himself as a joke months ago keep up. Tbg redeemed himself.
>>150967453>>150967463
>>150967470Kek
>>150967427at least you aren't a forty something year old retard that was violently raped by somebody half his age on a chilly easter morn
>>150967497Morning mitch
>>150967497
>>150967427>small PP Women do not care >manletRIP
oh boy, time to watch my shit team run by retards kwab to takagi
i still call em the clubbies
trb still bubblin' bout the fact that he posted his selfies and lost to mitch
Congrats Mitch you’ve surpassed bud for lolcow of the year on /hoc/.>don’t get too excited there’s no trophy…yet
>>150967548The faggot would probably mcdavid the award ceremony anyway
>>150967548>>150967565trb you enjoyin' bud1255?
>>150967517takagi san please pee in that water so i can drink it later
I like laffs twinks but hasb twinks look best for my needs.
>>150967577you lost
>>150967524What do you think of a Yeti mascot, who has a club that he affectionately referred to as his "Utah Hockey Club">plus, Yeti mascot means we could make him super-sized, like when people make Warhammer armorSuper Sized Mascot in SLC???
> Abominable Snowman
>>150967548KWABOTY contender for sure
Mathews forgot he had a PP
Flames fans booed the American anthem
>>150967596>>150967603turn your monitor on
I think AI art is reprehensible and I'd heem you if you weren't such a short manlet with tiny pp
>>150967640Disrespectful to the dozens of American Flamiacs.
>scorefull draw in Motor City
zuccarello dominates the preseason
>>150967640Based for now but I hope theres some kind of reconciliation before this gets cringey
>>150967672>Atleast I’m doing doingtrb bubblin'
someone get chatgpt to do summary of this thread so that it can be posted in the new one so people can catch up with what has been going on
>>150967640Best team to do it to, nobody from seattle gives a shit
new and early (the proper way)>>150967703>>150967703
Here is the generated summary for the indicated thread:Samir has activated the multibox VPN, which indicates things are dire.
Recycle>>150946394
>>150967696tell chatgpt to kiss my ass >>150967714>Mitchell's war with Richard Karn continues
>>150967696>In this "/hoc/" thread on 4chan's sports board a bunch of raped retards pretended to discuss hockey inbetween screeching incoherently about other raped retards.
>>150967696Timeline of the /hoc/ Thread (9/23/25) 1. Opening (early posts) • “bud1 edition” kicks things off immediate flame war between “bud,” “trb,” and “tbg.” • Some NHL preseason hype (11 games tomorrow, Islanders/Shea Theodore chatter). 2. Roster & Cap Talk • Pietrangelo signing + Vegas cap compliance worries. • Leafs mocked (Marner trade rumors, Woll on leave, “laffs” drought jokes). • Other teams discussed: Islanders, Bruins, Stars (new blackout jerseys), Sharks (undefeated preseason). 3. Meme Cycles Begin • Constant “bud lost / bud won” posts. • “Marner” spam as euphemism for bathroom/sex jokes. • KWAB/CWAB meme wars. 4. Media & League Chatter • Trailer drops for NHL’s “Drive to Survive”-style show called trash. • Crosby/MacKinnon locker room speculation. • Bettman mocked (“Gary is stupid”). 5. Off-Topic Spirals • Olympic hockey confusion field hockey jokes. • Finland demographics and Bible Belt tangent. • Nova Scotia, Sweden/Swedish phrases, Tool Time/Tim Allen derailments. 6. Food Tangents • Extended argument about “pimping” poutine (veggies vs meats, KFC bowls). • Multiple images of experimental poutines posted. 7. Deeper Meme/Flame War Loop • Posters argue endlessly about 2022 “bud vs trb” lore, spamming rape insults, carnival job stories, etc. • Nostalgia for “old /hoc/” before gimmick spam (pre-2016, pre-2020). 8. Late Thread Mood • General fatigue “dead thread” posts. • People shift to watching baseball, MMA contender series, or call preseason “stupid.” • More poutine memes, regional sports media complaints. • Closing tone: same feuds, same hockey talk sprinkled in, nothing resolved.
new without faggot drama >>150967765>>150967765>>150967765
>>150967517MOUNTAIN CHADS RISE UP
