Oklahoma State fires head coach Mike Gundy after 21 seasons.>Upcoming gamesThursday, September 25>Army at East Carolina 7:30pm ESPN Friday, September 26>9 Florida State at Virginia 7:00pm ESPN>24 TCU at Arizona State 9:00pm FOX>Houston at Oregon State 10:30pm ESPN>Previous >>150925971
HE'S A MANHE'S 60
imagine if T. Goon Pickens never died. We would be having a conversation about whether or not gundy is the GOAT of big 12 football
>>150964302A FATHEROF CHILDREN
Top 7 portal classes are 27-0FSU bought their way from 2-10 to Top 10
>>150964284>>150962935>>150963003>pay for play becomes legal>suddenly rich fair-to-middlers are balling out>poor programs that were punching way above their weight are falling behind>somehow this means that the poor programs were paying their players and the rich ones weren'tExcellent b8
redpill me on osu in 2011
how the fuck does LSU have money. Everyone who graduated from LSU has rented furniture
NOBODY expected the Sooners to run to the top but here we are
>>150964398its over for you gooner. John MaQueer is currently undergoing surgery for a broken hand
>>150964302>remember laughing at that rant when I was in college>tfw I'm almost 40 nowCan we just rewind to the mid 2000s and make time stop?
>>150964386old money
https://soonersports.com/news/2025/9/23/football-mateer-to-undergo-surgery-wednesday
>>150964398its over mateer surgery and hawkings is a way worse jackson arnold with 0 run help
>>150964366The only reason they lost vs Iowa State is they were mindfucked when the women's basketball plane crashed the day before and were not in the right mindset to play the gameIf that plane never crashed they would have been in the championship game. If they beat LSU is up to you to decide
God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
>>150964284Let this HISTORIC day for college football be a reminder of the fact that Mike "the 40 year old Mullet MAN" Gundy and the Oklahoma State Cowboys football program helped get a recruit (hard r) off with a year of "rehabilitation" for murdering an 12 year old white child on a bicycle while driving 104mph in a 35mph residential area.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758660986384050.webm
>>150964489lol what a queer>the Scourge of Sam Houston
>>150964366"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."https://www.oklahoman.com/story/sports/college/cowboys/2012/10/18/oklahoma-state-football-cowboys-reflect-on-fatal-plane-crash-costly-loss-at-iowa-state/61035984007/
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>>150964366Oklahoma State (and LSU to a lesser extent) getting fucked over so Bama could have a do over in the title game is why the playoff exists
>>150964679>they choked because of the girls' basketball coachWhat absolute faggots.
>>150964683>anime posters are asstouche
>>150964711My jokes have layers.
>>150964420>>150964457>>150964471
>>150964366A great day for Iowa State, a bad day for college football.
>>150964489pathetic
>>150964366Rightful national champions that year. They should claim it and probably will one day (they claim 1945 which is far more unhinged).
>>150964688LSU to a huge extent. Do you know many teams in history have beaten three teams that finished in the top 5? But they couldn’t beat four teams that finished in the top 5 so they’re not champion.
>>150964763Leave tu to us.
>Mateer getting surgery, out indefinitely oof
>>150965109I bet you anything he will come back for the red river shootout
>>150965175I will be sad if Vandy fails to redeem
Lol fucking oklahomos spent their whole football budget on John maqueer. Now that he is hurt your chances fall down to zero percent. Lmao you got too cocky poorfags. Had to cheat to beat auburn anyway. You’re nothing faggots. Texas will booty blast you in the rivalry game lol fucking losers
>>150965480auburn lost to a 1 handed qb
>>150964322He was 91 years old anon and died in 2019.
>>150965514he should play with a cast and just fuck niggas up with his giant club
>>150965733right in front of the ref too lol
>>150965480>Texas will booty blast you in the rivalry gameYeah man that same Texas that took a half hour to score 14 points against Sam Houston. I’m shaking in my boots.
leave the maqueer to me.
>>150965470Never relax, kids
>>150965775Without mateer the texas defense will out score your offense kek
>>150965480Soon schools will put insurance on plsyers
>>150965261Their win last year was the biggest happening in years. What happens if they do it twice?
>>150966290Just like they did against Sam Houston, right? Surely you’re not just making things up, right anon?
>>150965261Seems likely that Vandy will win and Alabama will lose this week, setting up a match up between the two where Vandy is the higher ranked team. Wonder when was the last time that happened?
>Mateer dead>arch and chudnik busts>Sellers trapped in a 7-5 teamthere is no way Nussmeier could lose the Heisman, right?
>>150964336>FSU bought their way from 2-10 to Top 10We can be mad about this all we want, but that is exactly the dumpster fire that's been created. Whether your favorite team is good or not is based almost strictly upon whether your athletic department ponies up, and less than ever to do with whether your coaching staff is any good at developing talent. Shit sucks ass, and is killing my love of the game. I used to spend entire Saturdays watching cfb from noon to the early hours of the morning west coast games. Now I watch my two alma maters, and fuck off to do something else. Heck, if my schools don't have interesting matchups, sometimes I even skip THEIR games too. Shit is over. Feels bad, man.
Arch just woke up it’s over for everyone else
>>150966471troon
>>150965480Is that you, Auburn faggot that's been whining about choking again for 3 days? Is this me?
>>150966471troon.
Why does this betting strategy never fail?
>>150964428I'm with you bro. I was in hs. My freshman year of college Gungnam Style was playing everywhere. I can NEVER go back
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>>150966732Allar is ass any time he plays an opponent with a pulse, I wouldn't bet on him/Penn State just because muh white QB
>>150966732>never fail
>>150966765Yes but Dan Lanning choked out against an inferior Washington team twice in 1 season so it evens out. Definitely the hardest call of my pickem this week.
>>150966732>never
>>150964336>LSUThe most obvious frauds in CFB right now, along with Pedo St. They will get exposed>Taco TechHaven't, and will not, play a single team with a pulse. >MiamiThey've also been crooting at a high level. >Ole PissBroke ass school that barely surviving off of Joey Freshwater BDE>Oregon See Miami>FSUCould be legit. Ithink they've also been crooting fairly well tho>MiseryLmaooooo
>>150964876I saw this dude HEEM Kansas City's defense Sunday night. He's legit
>>15096690570% of FSU's offense is from the portal.
>>150964302>they actually came after him
>>150966510>>150966750Jawja fan here. I would be 100% okay with Haynes King winning the Heisman. He put Tech on his back and has been carrying them for 3 years. It's hilarious to think that Jimbo had all that talent around him and never did shit
>>150966732Oregon didn't cover the past 2 weeks
>>150966795You can't seriously fault Lanning for that. Washington also destroyed Texas in the CFP that year. They were legit and arguably were the most deserving team on being in that bracket.
>>150966947The most impressive part of their win over Bama was their defense holding them below 20 points
>>150966991>didn't coverIt's not about COVERING you degenerate> It's about WINNING, you jew motherfucker you
>>150967030Castellanos was playing his ass off.
>>150966471ChatGPT says Vandy has never been ranked higher than Alabama when they've played each other. Vandy long ago was a powerhouse that was favored over Alabama but that was in the pre-poll era.
>>150967059>using chatGPT unironicallyyou're what's wrong with society. Do some basic research for yourself. Better yet, ask the right questions: do rankings matter? Who determines 'rankings'?
ABC could pull the SEC football off the air in Sinclair and Nexstar tv markets in response to those companies preempting Jimmy Kimmel.https://awfulannouncing.com/abc/live-sports-collateral-programming-local-affiliates.html
>>150967011I can. He's a better coach (allegedly), had a better staff, had a better squad, and even had the second game at least (I don't remember the first that well but I think it was the same) in his hands at multiple points before pissing it away. Not to detract from Washington's team that year, but Oregon by all accounts should have won both and blew it.
>>150967093Now THIS is how people get shot.
>>150967093they wouldntfuckinDARE
>>150967093All the rednecks will just get mad at Disney itself and not the companies.
>>150967093>Charlie Kirk's assassination leads to SEC football getting pulled from the airQuite the turn of events
>>150967093Do it Yankee Jews. Let the Southron underclass be free from the shackles of the Southeastern Conference.
Imagine:It is the third Saturday in October. ABC is about to air a top ten battle between the two rivals Tuscaloosa/Birmingham and Knoxville/Nashville are locked out of watching the game
>>150966905>LSPooBrian Kelly is fraudulent, they’ll lose some meme games as a result. >tacoPer tacofags’ reasoning, the reason they don’t play anyone with a pulse is because ass to mouth and keksass won’t schedule them because they’re too busy losing to blowhio or beating neuter lame. B12 doesn’t have good results OOC this year>cryamiInjun casino money very strong. They might be back. >ole pissMeme magic, they might ruin a season down the stretch. Maybe chokelahomo or they’ll expose LSPoo>oregonNot sold on them >semenholesInjun casino money very strong >misery Meme win incoming, maybe against ass to mouth or chokelahomo
>2026>ass to mouth finally the match i have been waiting for >>150964973cheeky brat
>>150967181Bro that was Lanning's 2nd season there. And that Washington team had a Heisman finalist QB, Joe Moore OL, and multiple NFL WRs.
>>150967406I truly despise Jimmy Kimmel
>>150967476>LSPoo>Brian Kelly is fraudulent, they’ll lose some meme games as a result. Agree >taco>Per tacofags’ reasoning, the reason they don’t play anyone with a pulse is because ass to mouth and keksass won’t schedule them because they’re too busy losing to blowhio or beating neuter lame. B12 doesn’t have good results OOC this yearThe Big 12 currently has the 2nd highest winning pct. >cryami>Injun casino money very strong. They might be back. Maybe>ole piss>Meme magic, they might ruin a season down the stretch. Maybe chokelahomo or they’ll expose LSPooAgreed>oregon>Not sold on them Why not? I think they'll destroy Penn St. >semenholes>Injun casino money very strong Ye>misery >Meme win incoming, maybe against ass to mouth or chokelahomoCould be
>>150967038He was but still the defense was the most amazing part of that game, to me.
>>150964973>faggies try to make a post that isn't gay as fuck challenge difficulty level: Impossible
>>150967525Bo Nix is balling out, Penis is BENCHED
>>150967576>The Big 12 currently has the 2nd highest winning pct.1.) Colley matrix is better than simple winning percentage, read the about section on his website. 2.) Its not worthwhile arguing with the guy who lets texas tech live rent free in his head. Just bait him or mock him.
>>150967576>2-2 against the American>2-1 against the MAC
>>150967576“Power” conference OOC. They have the worst.
top 5 upsets touchdown or greater spread>beavies over poostonwiggy is a schizo easily capable of singlehandedly losing a game>poootah state over vandyno particular reason, utah state is a quality team and vandy is surging a return to the mean is expected, atleast expect pootah to cover>wvu over utahutah is still relatively unknown and west virginia is pretty well documented morgantown is a tuff place atleast expect a cover >miss state over tennyseetennysee is looking better after cuse beats clemson, i dont really see this outcome likely but need some higher profile games>tulsa over poolaneTULSA IS BACK BAYBEEevery other likely game is less than a td so should be a great slate regardless
>>150967093Fiduciary duty would skullfuck Disney blackrock and any other kike puppet.
>>150967933That still the case after SMoo lost? Would assume it would be the ACC now.
Heres your sec bros
>>150968225Yeah, ACC is 4-12, B1G is 5-5, XII is 8-6, SEC is 9-3.
>>150968225Good point. >SEC: 7-2>B12: 8-6>B1G: 5-6>ACC: 4-12I'm still thinking of week 3, I guess. >>150968466Purdue lost to Notre Dame. We're still counting that as a "power" win, you can argue it's because of the ACC relationship or just because the media does or just because they have a fucking faggot trophy for every B1G team they play, seems like.
>>150964322T. Boon was never the biggest fan of Gundy. He lobbed money on the program in spite of that. In reality, he’d have aligned with all of the OKST’s other boosters that withheld NIL funds until Gundy was gone.
>barners lost to a one handed qbFucking kek
OOC regular season games are too random for a compiled record to matter much to me. Ohio State beating Texas is relevant. Oklahoma beating Michigan is relevant. Alabama beating Wisconsin or Oregon beating Oregon State really isn't.
>>150964336Unironically an amazing observation. Portal domination is the new game. Why even bother with high schoolers? Just let other schools develop them for you.
>>150967406that's all they cover?it's mostly rednecks and hicks
>>150968641Gundy probably wouldn't have been so against NIL if he had an obsessed billionaire willing to throw blank checks at recruits. He wasn't asshurt about players getting paid, he was asshurt Oklahoma State's sugar daddy died right before it became legal to pay players.
>>150968672Idiot take.>>150968712It's a pretty big chunk of population, including DC and the more liberal chunks of the PNW.
>>150966768Texas Tech’s white RB is a 3rd stringer that didn’t see the field even once against Utah.
>>150968751Why? Why should we take it seriously when a top team in one conference beats up on a bottom feeder for another? There's a 12 team playoff now so we'll see the real strengths of each conference at the end of the season
>>150967406This whole situation is so fucking stupid. Jimmy Kimmel is an obnoxious blowhard and I couldn’t give less of a shit about the dude, but cable providers actively protesting against showing him just because he didnt suck off a dead grifter is monumentally cringe.
>>150968918>lies outright and says the guy was a right winger when all his dox were dropped almost immediately, including his tranny butt buddy roommateI think that was it more than anything else.
>>150968941>Right-wing networks mad about lyingNoThey were just mad he didn't get in lineKimmel wasn't even celebrating kirks death or saying he deserved it
>>150968971So you're genuinely retarded. Post transcript because I do not think you have an education
>>150968971They were just protecting democracy from harmful misinformation
>>150968941Oh no, somebody lied on TV? Who gives a fuck
>>150968984>We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”That's itThat's allThey canceled him for thatFucking snowflakes kek
>>150969027Cancel culture isn't a big deal until the govt gets involved Then it's censorship
>>150969040u mad>>150969036Apparently you do since somebody you didn't watch lost his fake job for saying whatever his handlers told him to say without asking whether or not that was a good idea considering people are getting assassinated nowadays.
>>150969087Kek nobody is going to waste a bullet on Jimmy kimmel
>>150969087Don’t care, this is America not North Korea. Broadcasting dogshit opinions is not illegal and shouldn’t be treated as such.
>>150969087Honestly, he could've said "I really hated the guy and I really disagreed with everything he stood for, but nobody should lose their life because you don't agree with who or what they are no matter how much you hate them" and people would've been ok with that.>>150969101It's not him, it's the producers and executives and owners. Nobody gives a fuck about mouthpieces unless the jews drop a bomb on them.
>>150969114Wake me when he's arrested.
>>150969115>Honestly, he could've said "I really hated the guy and I really disagreed with everything he stood for, but nobody should lose their life because you don't agree with who or what they are no matter how much you hate them" and people would've been ok with that.He kinda did, he literally said the following "Thank you for joining us from Los Angeles, the second-largest city in our bitterly divided nation, where, like the rest of the country, we’re still trying to wrap our heads around the senseless murder of the popular podcaster and conservative activist Charlie Kirk yesterday, whose death has amplified our anger, our differences,” Kimmel said. “I’ve seen a lot of extraordinarily vile responses to this from both sides of the political spectrum. Some people are cheering this, which is something I won’t ever understand.”
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>>150969114>Don't like it? Just make your own TV network :^)That's how this worked when leftoids were doing the canceling, that's how it still works now that leftoids are getting canceled.
>>150969149The problem is that it’s the federal government which it’s putting pressure on these cable providers to not show him so that they can have a merger a-ok’d. That is bullshit, especially when you’re trying to make sports fans to care about this retarded feud. Kimmel could have gone on TV and said he’d love to take a shit on Charles Kirk’s cold dead chest, and I wouldn’t care.
>>150969229Don't care about the networks. Only retards actually watch television or pay for cable.
>>150969228And people thoroughly hated that bullshit hence why Trump won. Doesn’t mean most of the country will be any more enthusiastic about MAGAtards trying to cancel people either.
>>150969240based fellow HAM enthusiast and radio enjoyerpirate radio is gonna come back
Well?
>>150967093>couldAdvertisers pay for access to eyeballs and ear canals. ABC would have to drastically reduce their ads rates if they pulled content from so many stations. Shareholders would depend the heads of the executives who shrink profitability. >>150967082>muh poll are unfairSorry your G5 team wasn't raptured.
>>150968712Who do you think is the main audience for SEC football?
>>150968596ND isn't a conference so I just left them out. Adding them in...ACC is 5-12, ND is 1-2, B1G is 5-6, XII is 8-6, SEC is 10-3>>150968672>OOC regular season games are too random for a compiled record to matter much to me.True.>>150968831>There's a 12 team playoff now so we'll see the real strengths of each conference at the end of the seasonLol, just throw out our sample size of 30+ games for a sample size of 11 games.
>>150967082Dumb luddite.
>>150967525Deboer wasn’t in his second season? Nic wasn’t a Heisman finalist?
>>150969481Not saying throw out every data point from OOC regular season games. I'm just saying that a lot of them don't matter very much. Like I said, Alabama beating up on Wisconsin doesn't mean anything about the strength of the Big Ten or SEC. Maryland also smoked them. They may only win 3 or 4 games this season.
>>150969560Not too keen on how it used the triple B, but whatever. I haven't ever really used chatgpt and don't know how to sneak around its filters like other text generators.
>>150969705>the only vector they should be studying is the one leading them directly into irrelevanceDamn
>>150964336>0 five stars>8 four stars>15 three starsThat would be roughly equivalent to the 22nd overall recruiting class. What am I missing? These guys are veterans yeah but not terribly well rated.
>>150968941FCC can fuck off honestly
>>150970065True, but I'm not about to let a bunch of faggots jump in on something I've been bitching about for ages just because some mouthpiece with shit ratings got shitcanned for lying about a faggot.
>>150969986Portal players have a different rating process than high school players. 4* in the portal is a guy who has proven to be a pretty good college player with a future in the NFL, 3* in the portal is anywhere from serviceable to above average. Basically portal 3-4* players are what you hope high school 3-4* recruits become after a couple years.
If like to see a program actually try to do the meta strategy which is to have a mercenary team in terms of all your skill position players being proven portal veterines. And then you do nothing but recruit an army of linemen out of high school. Lane kiffen seems like he had the most correct vision of how NIL should be done. It’s a shame he didn’t have a budget like Oregon or Texas.
>>150970111Interesting, thanks
>>150970499Isn't that what Sanders has been doing at Colorado? Think Harsin also tried that at Auburn but the fans didn't buy into the idea of not doing recruiting so he didn't have enough time to put it all together. For schools in areas that don't have high schools that produce lots of football talent, it might make sense to focus on the portal but in a state like Alabama, the hunting ground are very fertile, so maybe Harsin would have failed even with more time.
>>150970040Freeman lost to two good teams in close games. Gundy got 69 hung on him by a school that's never won a natty, and lost at home to a G5 team that'll finish middle of the pack in their conference. Acting like the two situations are even remotely similar is completely disingenuous
>>150969336We talked about it last thread. Any program will fail without proper administrative and booster support.
>>150971343Sounds like a ripe target for private equity.
>>150971231I think Harsin, coming from Boise, was used to having his pick of the litter. He wasn't a strong recruiter and honestly I don't think he knew how to resonate with black recruits. He also had a cold personality which didn't endear him to recruits and boosters alike.
Is it just me, or is the SEC feeling weaker this year? Super strong School in the mix this year. Alabama, Texas, Georgia, all don't feel as inevitable as they used to. A&M, LSU, and Ole Miss don't feel terrifying either.
>>150971840That sounds reasonable, especially in light of reports that black players already on the team were getting upset with the way he spoke to them. Maybe after striking out with his initial recruiting attempts, he started leaving recruiting to assistants, which is why there were so many reports that he wasn't out recruiting. Still, he also hit the portal, so he was trying that route too.
>>150972030Alabama absolutely looks vulnerable. Texas was out in the weeds for so long that it'll be a while before they look anything like invincible, even if they win a natty. As for the rest of the conference, Vandy is amusingly not a doormat.
>>150972030Alabama's loss was to a surprisingly strong FSU that bought a brand new a offense.Texas is fraudulent.Georgia looks shakier than normal but still very strong.Tennessee looks incredibly scary.LSU is probably fraudulent.SEC just beats itself up too much.It's "too talented".They wack each other too hard while the Big 10 stomps cupcakes.Tired or injured or confidence broken by late season.
Is kiffin really this high iq?Make his daughter a honeypot?
>>150972198SEC shorts gonna be wild next week
>>150972210
Does anyone else ever look at recruits from their hometown/where they live and see what schools are recruiting them? I don't live in an area known for producing elite football talent, but it's still kinda cool to see what could've been if my mom let me play football like I wanted. In the 2025 class, a 3* WR from my hometown committed to Penn State, and a 3* QB went to Syracuse. 2026 class has a 3* Safety committed to Boston College. And apparently, there's a 2027 RB that has an offer from Alabama
>>150972278My hometown produces 2nd stringers for the state school at best. There's one NFL player ever that's come out of my county.
Liberals literally can’t stop losing and I for one am simply enjoying the ride.
>>150972278My hometown of farm boys an exurbs whoops the shit out of the city soft niggas but I don't think a player has been higher than a 2 star
>>150972198No, his kids just don't like him.
>>150972278Seven or eight NFL players and numerous college players came from my hometown. Also one anti-Trump CNN reporter.
>>150972278We produced a handful of kickers and other NFL players, an MLB pitcher that threw a perfect game (and grew up with my dad), a former NBA bench player, the guy that wrote the Die Hard movie, an American Idol finalist, and James Franklin.
>>150972818Oh, and he didn't go to my high school, but Steve Slaton of WVU Fame grew up near where my grandparents lived.
SEC Title Game Lock>Georgia>AlabamaTitle Goal Gimped by Putrid Offense>Texas>LSUMediocre But Balanced>Oklahoma* (pre-Mateer inuury)>Auburn>Texas A&MUUUOOOOHHHH BIGU NUMBARU frauds>Missouri>Tennessee>Ole MissSeptember Meme>VanderbiltBackground Characters>Mississippi State>South CarolinaFiring Their Coach award>Arkansas>Florida>Kentucky
>>150972901bama has a rough schedule even if they upset georgia
Emergency meeting Dabros.... how do we extinguish the fire??
>>150973193True they should get in with 3 losses
>>150973399Dabo has a far longer leash because>He won them nattys>His buyout is 60 million vs 15 million
what happened to the texas high school football fag
>>150972661....they just shot up an ice facility
>>150973399>>150973435Hire a dedicated portal recruitment coach/team >>150964336
>>150964366Even if they would have qualified for the BCSCG, Bama would have beat them.Bama was the best team in the country that year.
>>150964902Nobody will ever claim a Saban natty as their own and be taken seriously.
How TF do boosters exist? I can't imagine being so rich I could spend millions of dollars on making my favorite college football team play better, and still caring about football.
>>150973701Right? Like go build a playground or something weirdo.
>>150973630Bama goes 1-1 vs LSU and spends CCG weekend on the couch>best team in the country!LSU goes 1-1 vs Bama and has to win the SEC CCG to make the title game>get fucked retards lmao, should have gone 2-0 vs Bama because they're the only team that gets a mulliganNobody outside of Bama's fanbase thinks 2011 was fair or legitimate. If Oklahoma or Texas swapped 2011 seasons with Oklahoma State the title game would have been LSU vs Oklahoma or Texas. That rematch was caused by ESPN shilling to get a blueblood in the title game over a middle class program because of muh ratings, which were shit anyways because everyone knew how fraudulent it was.
>>150965480OU has one of the best defenses. Seems like a month of slopfests upcoming for them
>>150968941Did he say it was a right winger? Or was he making fun of people for immediately going culture war?
>>150968941You can't be a right winger if you fuck trannies but you can be a right winger if you're a pedophile?
>>150971326It’s a meme you retard
>>150972661But Kimmel’s back
>>150973648That’s pretty to ignorant to think for a couple of reasons.1. Plebs take pretty much every natty seriously. 1941 Alabama? Rock solid to plebs. Once enough time passes every natty claim just becomes part of the lore. Casuals aren’t learning history to justify or refute claims. Auburn finally figured that out.2. 5/6 of the GOAT before Saban’s natties (Bryant) are shared and they are all broadly taken seriously. That includes Ohio State’s ridiculous 1961 claim. I personally will say aOSU has 7 natties, not 9, but I’m outnumbered by legions of t-shirts and posters that say otherwise.
>>150973701Booster clubs at state schools are practically local political machines with a less partisan bent. They're little cartels of prominent lawyers/judges/councillors/developers/businessmen within the region/state that give each other corrupt little reach arounds on various issues and use watching football/alumni networks as just a common thing to gather around. Paying a fortune so that DeSeantavius Geekbar Washington can play at your school is sort of the "blood in-blood out" ritual that shows you're down and have the scratch to make big moves. It's also is a bit of an instinctual tribal pride thing, same thing that makes normies care about football. Same thing happens with high school booster clubs on a smaller scale. I went to a high school that produced a certain famous NFL rapist and a great number of college players and there were many incidents I am aware of, most of them just corruption from city officials on the real estate front. One of the most egregious was a local judge who was part of the booster dropping charges against some kid (who was not living in the school district when he was definitely not recruited) who injured some lady in a drunk driving accident in favor of community service and an expunged record.
>>150973714It gets worse when you realize the Big 12 was actually the strongest conference by record that year. Plus LSU beat Bama on the road.
>>150973737If Mateer is only out for a month OU might survive because their schedule is so backloaded. Their next 4 weeks are bye, Kent State, Texas and at South Carolina. 2-1 with the backup QB is feasible. But even with a quick recovery a throwing hand injury might linger all season. Plus, they will either have to risk re-injuring Mateer's throwing hand just because of his playing style or reduce his effectiveness by running him less to keep him healthy.>>150973928Title claims before and after the BCS era are completely different animals. That was created explicitly to put a stop to shared titles and bullshit title claims, which it has mostly done. 2003 (LSU/USC) is the only shared title since the creation of the BCS. That was a Saban natty so I guess the anon you're replying to is technically wrong in saying a Saban natty will never be claimed by somebody else, but that split title happened immediately by the AP voting USC #1 before and after the bowl games as opposed to a school unilaterally claiming anything it possibly could 50+ years after the fact.>tldr the bar to claim titles when you have a championship game and a playoff bracket is much higher than it was back when bowls were just exhibition games and vacations for the team
>>150974006“Champions” of some end of season tournament are actually less impressive desu
>>150973768The whole thing is on youtube but nobody watches Jimmy Kimmel so nobody seems to know exactly what he said. The left ran with the idea that he was an alt-right type until it became obvious they couldn't scrub his tranny shit. Same reason why the church shooter recently got next to zero play, couldn't scrub his tranny shit either. The entire thing wouldn't have happened if Kimmel didn't say the shooter was a right winger.
>>150974500>>150973768It was one line>The MAGA gang is desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.Who the fuck cares
>>150974411Yes, the fact that Texas got to the playoff despite being thoroughly beaten by UGA twice is evidence that much worse is to come from an expanded playoff meme system.
>>150974500Kimmel had to become a huge shill to not get canceled for the shit he did on The Man Show. At least Adam Carolla never cucked.
Mike Gundy should apply to the UCLA job
>>150972030>Texas>inevitableMy guy, Texas hasn't felt legitimately scary since 2005. >inb4 2009They needed refball to beat fucking Nebraska. >>150972054>That sounds reasonable, especially in light of reports that black players already on the team were getting upset with the way he spoke to themOdd, considering one of his daughters has a kid with a black guy
Jimmy Kimmel is an unfunny faggot that never should have had a show in the first place. Aaron Rodgers is based for accusing him of being on the Epstein list. >>150972901>GeorgiaWe'll see. I'm hopeful, but >we need to figure out the damn OL and secondary.>A&MI think they're really good. Going into South Bend and hanging 41 points is impressive. Elko will probably figure out the defense before long. >TennesseeI don't see how you could possibly call them frauds but not UGA or Bama. >KentuckyThey will never fire Stoops. >>150973737>OU has one of the best defensesDo they though? Auburn and Michigan haven't exactly been offensive juggernauts in recent history.
>>150974700Gundy would be a grand slam hire for UCLA but he’s a heckin chud so they probably won’t even consider him
>>150974828Cal just hired a couple of turbochuds and it seems to be working so maybe UCLA will follow suit.
>>150972198there are too many girls that look like this that make passes at me. its annoying sometimes
I hate Jimmy Kimmel like you wouldn't believe but I wish the FCC had never gotten involved in this. It would have been way more satisfying to see him get canned because his ratings were in the shitter.
>>150973936They're not even watching the game are they? You just have to ruin shit for everyone by telling the truth.
Is that Lane Kiffin doc airing tonight gonna be good?
>>150975066they were going to bring him back regardlessthe FCC involvement means nothingthe entire facade of it as a "free speech" issue immediately bogus to everybody that can read and remember things from beyond two weeks agoits an important reminder that the institutions are not the massesthe masses will follow whoever appears strongestthe institutions are functions of ideological inertia constructed by leftism/people too incompetent to involve themselves in the real economythe institutions/academia/legacy media must be utterly obliteratedit is totally capturedfree and open content generation has already half-neutered legacy news and mediathere are hundreds of youtube channels with stronger viewership than jimmy kimmelai will obliterate academia, firstly by undermining the intellectual credibility of experts, and then by destroying the value of human labor, human intellectual labor before physical
Paul is live
Navy will:>beat ND>win the American>win the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy>go undefeated>make the playoff as the very last seedThere's a 99.99% chance they get cheated/refball'd immediately in the playoff game.
>>150975153how many natties institutions/academia/legacy media got
>>150975153>AI will destroy everything I hateThe LLMs we've got are not AI. People are worried about generative text LLMs are pumping out that are often wrong because they're faux-intellectuals (who are already discredited within academia despite your hatred thereof). "AI" will destroy K-12 education in the west because teachers are already using it to build their lesson plans.
>>150974806>Do they though?They're top 5 in nearly every defensive efficiency rating. Like a third of Michigan's offensive yards came on a single play and they had double digit sacks against auburn. And somehow they've done this without being able to get turnovers.
>>150975356>teachers build AI (LLM whatever) lesson plans>students churn out AI responses>nobody actually does jack shitThe future is bussin fr
>>150975380they were never going to do shitthe intelligent people use AI to do intelligent thingsstupid and lazy people use it for stupid and lazy things
>>150974006They're not near as different as you think. You know this because the BCS story is, now that it's all said and done, not much different than the story of the other defunct systems.>1936"We're not gonna let some random faggot declare a champion. That's retarded. We're going to go by a consensus of writers. Nothing before 1936 counts.">1965"Not waiting until all the games were played to name a champion was retarded. We're voting after the bowls now. Nothing before 1965 counts.">1992"Not actually matching up the best two teams was retarded. From now on #1 will have to play #2 unless they're in the Pac-12 or B1G. Nothing before 1992 counts.">1998"That Rose Bowl exception was retarded. #1 vs #2 for the championship. Nothing before 1998 counts.">2014"Not including #3 and #4 was retarded. Now there's a 4 team playoff you must win. Nothing before 2014 counts.">2024"I'm retarded and think 4 teams is not enough. Now there's a 12 team playoff you must win. I can't stress this enough, I'm retarded. Nothing before 2024 counts."And again, plebs of the future aren't going to differentiate between all these systems. There's nothing magical about the BCS that makes it immune to that. It's just going to be another defunct system. Auburn is already taking advantage of that fact. I guarantee you Utah will claim 2008 eventually. Oklahoma State already proved they aren’t above ridiculous claims with 1945. They’re just waiting for enough time to pass.
>tomorrow’s game is army-east carolina
Keep the faith Archbros, we're right on schedule
>>150975708surely the combined might of the US Army can defeat a directional Carolina that doesn't actually exist
>>150975727He doesn’t pass the eye test unfortunately
>>150975766how so? He's easily more attractive than Peyton or Eli
>>150975727>Peyton's 1st 4 starts (as a freshman)17 WazzuArkansas10 Alabama South Carolina >Arch's 1st 4 starts (1 as a sophomore 3 as a junior)Louisiana-Monroe (3-5 in the Sun Belt)3 Ohio StateSan Jose State (currently 1-2 with a win over an FCS team)UTEP (currently 1-3 with a win over an FCS team)Truly the Mannings have a legacy of standing up to stiff competition.
>>150975939Oh it was 6 not 4. Peyton had Memphis and Kentucky.Has Arch even started 6 games? The only extra one I can find is Sam Houston from last week. (0-4 btw)
>>150975939>>150975973shut up nerd
>>150975988This was like 5 minutes of wikipediaing and I got paid for it
>>150975877He’s quite homely
>>150973714I like how this bama natty completely changed cfb forever.AS IN it became easier for bama to win natties. Bama won 4 more after the 2011 season. Bama had the most playoff wins in the 4 team era. All that whining did nothing to stop the goat.So cfb is now all about ad deals. Players get to play in college for 6+ years and players don't belong to any team just the highest bidder. Recruiting is worthless now. Just poach those fuckers next year. conference realignment is stupid. Ohio state losing to Michigan should have been a program defining moment. Instead it meant nothing. BUT it’s ok, because Nick Saban is gone.
>>150975376>They're top 5 in nearly every defensive efficiency rating. That's all well and good, but the teams they've played aren't great on offense. It's the same deal with LSU.>Like a third of Michigan's offensive yards came on a single play and they had double digit sacks against auburn. And somehow they've done this without being able to get turnovers.Again, neither of those teams have powerful offenses, especially not Michigan. The Auburn win was impressive, but Arnold missed a couple of wide open throws.
>>150976155The 4 team playoff gave Bama 1 title they wouldn't have had a shot at in the BCS era (2017) but it also took away 1 title they would have won in the BCS era (2014) so that's a wash. The other two (2015 and 2020) the system didn't matter because Bama was clearly the best team and deserved to be in regardless of format.Anyways, I'd argue the 12 team bracket makes it harder for SEC teams to win titles now and not for the usual meme reasons about NIL. In the BCS era and the 4 team era the SEC had a huge systemic advantage over everyone else. They never got screwed out of the field in the 4 team bracket and they only got screwed once in the BCS era (2004). While other conferences were repeatedly screwed out of shots to win the title the SEC always had their best team, or sometimes best two teams, take a bite at the apple.2014 is a great example. If the BCS lasted one more year the title game would have been undefeated defending champion FSU vs SEC champion Bama. Since we had a playoff Oregon and Ohio State had a chance to play their way into the title game with wins over FSU and Bama instead of being relegated to a consolation bowl game. More chances to win the title translates into more titles. Now nobody else is getting screwed out of bites at the apple just to make sure the SEC always has 25-50% of the available bites.
>>150975066tell me about it. he's not funny and I figured he would get canned at some point because his ratings aren't great. but now it looks bad if you get rid of him during the next 4 years because of the optics. thanks trump....
>>150976029Just needs to moisturize, wax, and get on a light estrogen dose.
>Dallas tower sniper kills some illegals trying to kill ICE agents lmao keksas can’t into tower sniping anymore and people say they’re back
>>150975708perfect day to snooze
>>150964284RIP Gundy
>>150967476>Injun casino money very strongFSU doesn't actually get money from them, they will soon though
>>150901550>did you see that flying tiger drop kick...need a webm NOW
I have a date with a nerdy redhead chick since both of my teams are on bye. Date is at a bookstore and making dinner reservations at popular but good places nearby. But I think she's super into me. I've gone on tangents about autistic nerd shit and she was very interested engaged and wanted to know more! Am I going to make it? I've never had a girlfriend before. M-maybe I can show her my CFB spreadsheets and models...
>>150966958Fuck
>>150977839name 3 books
>Date is at a bookstore
>>150977952One of our first convos was Jane Austen. She loves British Lit. She gave me some books to read based of that>Pride and Prejudice>Sense and Sensibility>The hobbitthough my personal favorite book is >Against the Gods: The Remarkable Story of Risk. Very fun if you like stats and risk analysis. Made building cfb models really fun.
>>150975708I was looking forward to watch this, then I noticed it's east carolina and not coastal carolina
>>150978042What-what's wrong with bookstores, anon? You don't like to read?
>>150974806I dont really care about recent years. Auburn is at least talented and capable. Michigan just bullied Nebraska in the trenches, and Oklahoma bullied them. Talent + performance against talented teams + venables track record stack the likelihood in favor of them being asswhoopers.
Lane Kiffin's doc is on now. Hope they got some decent material out of it.
>>150974738>Odd, considering one of his daughters has a kid with a black guyLOL, the fat one? That would fit the stereotype and might even give him cause to hate them. But he was the OC/QB coach at Texas and HC at Arkansas State, so it's not like he had no experience with black players in the southern region. Boise has black players but likely the culture is somewhat different in the mountains.
Gundy would be great tv, I'm sure the networks are blowing him up
>>150977839Take her to a bar you retard. Adults require alcohol to have fun
>>150978082we ain't date to READ nigga intellectualism is POINTLESS
>>150974837You beat me to it. Harsin and Rolo were the faces of jab resistance in college football. Cal hiring them was a huge impedance mismatch. It shows that the school is serious about trying to get one of the few remaining lifeboats around 2030.
>>150978122Well that's what the dinner reservation is for! Sorta. I had a cold read on her favorite movie and used that to get her phone number as a prize. Even better I had pictures from where the film was shot from when I was in Europe. So I was going to suggest her a really popular restaurant after the bookstore date and she'll probably say no. She'll be protesting the idea of going at 7:45 because of how crowded it will be and I'll say, they'll give us a table, asking for a prize if I'm right. She'll be upset and hungry and boom pull out the reservation and she'll be shocked since I didn't mention it.
>>150977839Don't get too eager. Women, even nerdy women, can smell desperation.
>>150978170So beta lol she better be virgin to get this treatment
>>150978170>banking on getting her upset and hungry>weird prize-based dating strategybest of luck brother but I'm taking the under
>>150978246No but that'd be the ideal. Honestly though, I just wanna avoid the hassle of waiting, and so I figured if I suggested a few spots I already have reservations for I'm good to go. >>150978242Not sure, but she's kinda autistic so there's a chance. Figured its worth a bit of an investment to find out. :)>>150978239Good point anon, thank you. I'm enjoying the process and actually having fun setting this up, just need to be aware of not letting it come across as desperation.
>>150978246>weird prize-based dating strategyHonestly, I thought she'd really like the movie, but I confirmed it when I found her social media. So while I presented it as a cold read, it actually wasn't.
>>150978372Just bee yourself brother, even if you're kind of a dweeb loser. Don't listen to the wannabe tough guy poser anons, the only way to find a partner in life that makes you happy, or any happiness in life for that matter, is to do what feels right to you. You may fuck it up somehow of course, but that's for you to learn. Anything that flounders, on the first date especially, was never going to work to regardless, so don't sweat it. Go get em tiger. t. fellow nerdy redhead enjoyer who locked it down
LOL at the ADA ramp to the press box. For a program that small, it probably caused them to wait an extra five years between uniform replacements.
>>150964336>30 commitsDoes Ole Miss give you free welfare and hookers if you go there?
East Carolina is the school mrbeast went to, right?
Coach Primate
>>150978664dropped outhe should buy naming rights for their stadium
>>150978721The Beast Carolina Starving Africans
>>150977839Shes gonna flake, don't worry your life will continue same as before. Don't even message her again
>>150976658It’s annoying as hell because now I have coworkers yapping about freedom of speech without having a clue that freedom of speech means fuck all within the realm of the FCC.
>>150979044I can't take any of them seriously after the face diaper and extreme pressure to vaxxmax, combine that with getting fired for talking negatively about the patron saint of meth Mr. Floyd. They gotta be npcs so their opinions are completely irrelevant
my Elon Phoenix do be makin ya seethe tho
>>150979185Can you get flagged for targeting a teammate?
>Only Thursday night game this weekArmy @ East Carolina
The 48 team super league6 groups of 8 teamsGroup 1 - West Coast>USC (Southern California)>Washington>Oregon>UCLA>Cal>Stanford>Arizona State>ArizonaGroup 2 - Midwest>Michigan>Ohio State>Michigan State>Illinois>Purdue>Wisconsin>Indiana>IowaGroup 3 - Big 8 Redux>Notre Dame>Nebraska>Oklahoma>Missouri>Kansas State>Northwestern>Minnesota>ColoradoGroup 4 - SEC>Alabama>Georgia>Tennessee>Auburn>Florida>LSU>Ole Miss>KentuckyGroup 5 - SWC Redux>Texas>Arkansas>Texas A&M>TCU>Baylor>Texas Tech>Oklahoma State>HoustonGroup 6 - Big East Redux>Penn State>Florida State>Clemson>Miami (FL)>West Virginia>North Carolina>Virginia Tech>Pittsburgh
> Indiana football safety Louis Moore won an injunction against the NCAA in Dallas County Court on Wednesday afternoon that will keep him on the field for the remainder of the 2025 season, per a signed order from Judge Dale Tillery.>Moore challenged the NCAA's JUCO eligibility rules after the organization denied IU's waiver request to grant him an additional year of eligibility.>Tillery adjourned the nearly five-hour hearing without issuing a decision, but later ruled in favor of an injunction after reviewing testimony and documents in the case. The injunction runs through the trial that Tillery scheduled for Jan. 29, 2026, at 8:30 a.m., a date that's 10 days after the national title game.>The order states that the NCAA is "enjoined from enforcing the Five-Year Rule as it applies to Moore's time at a junior college."Another NCAA loss, at least for this year. They're probably better off just dropping the JUCO rules entirely. With so much NIL money in play, we're going to see more players who aren't NFL material try to max out their time in college. Think the NCAA will need to go to a strictly age based system. The government and courts allow for age discrimination when there's a justifiable interest in doing so. Even housing, one of the most strictly regulated industries when it comes to discrimination, allows for 55+ communities and college adjacent housing that's restricted to traditional age students. Many college towns have apartments that don't allow anyone over 25 to rent, regardless of enrollment status at the school. These are all legal.It's easy to argue that an age cutoff like 25 is appropriate for football because of how much body development there is between 18 and 25. With accelerated learning, there are now more 17 year olds playing and even a few 16 year olds. Obviously 25 year olds and up will be opposed, as will Mormons, but they'll have to argue how their interests are greater than those of player safety, which is always a tough fight.
>>150979353Too high. Needs to be 23
>>150979250No. The rules only apply to fouls against the opponent. That said, refs have nearly unlimited leeway in throwing flags for unsportsmanlike conduct. If they saw what looked like a player intentionally trying to injure a member of their own team, they could be flagged and even ejected. Something like that play wouldn't draw a flag but if a player walked over and tried to stomp on the neck of a teammate, they'd be penalized and maybe even ejected.
also heres a better quality webm of the play that Wayne Matthews (guy that was taken out on a stretcher) got injured on. Matthews (#10) jumps to his right at the last second to try and tackle the RB and gets hit in the head by the RB whos coming with a full head of steam. everyone then falls on top of him
Should Johnny Manziel be in the CFB hall of fame?
These vultures just won't give up. They really REALLY want to get a foothold into college sports. Hope the FCS conferences tell them to fuck off.
>>150979551Of course.
>>150979551Yes, why wouldn't he end up in it? Him falling flat in the pros doesn't change his success in FBS.
>>150979524slowed down version
>>150979338I guess you could have done worse. But not much.
>>150979338>"Big Ten" is gone>"Big East" is back>no BYU or UtahTerrible.
>>150979168how do you feel about Elon merging with Queens?https://www.elon.edu/u/news/2025/09/16/elon-university-queens-university-of-charlotte-announce-merger-plans-to-expand-access-opportunity-and-educational-impact-in-charlotte/
Ohio State opened on August 30th against Texas. They won't face another team worth a shit until November 1st (Penn State). After Nov 1st, they play Purdue, UCLA and Rutgers before the Michigan game. Doesn't this suck as an Ohio State fan? They get 2 home games that are competitive and 3 games total are going to even be watchable past halftime for whatever reason. 75% of the regular season is just doodoo.
>>150979107Aristotle had this all figured out millennia ago. >The mass of mankind are evidently quite slavish in their tastes, preferring a life suitable to beasts.
>>150979852>another team worth a shit>Penn State
>>150979997
>>150979852t. fan of an SEC team that plays cupcakes in November
>>150967406sports?
>>150980361KEK
>FSDoo on Friday
>>150980440Yeah, they should be playing juggernauts the likes of Ohio and Grambling instead.
>>150979852welcome to the B1G
The Ohio state vs Texas game was like not even a real game. The shit looked and felt like a scrimmage. Both offenses could not tie their own shoes. It’s a miracle 3 touchdowns got scored. As far as I’m concerned both teams are shit until proven otherwise.
>>150979726I graduated 10 years ago so I probably would've had some more use for it as a student given that I now do a fair bit of business around the Charlotte area. It doesn't really move me but anything that expands our presence/prestige in the Carolinas is good in my book.I just wanna beat a Power Five school in football or make the NCAA Tournament. That would really get me fired up as an alumni.
>>150979852Their game at Washington this weekend will be tougher than people think
Can we have a serious discussion? I'm an Ohio State fan and I don't understand why there aren't more people talking about Washington as a trap game. Washington is undefeated and looks good. Top 25 FPI, Top 25 Sagarin. That's a long way away from home for the Buckeyes, and talk about a hostile environment that's difficult to win in. I'd bet on the Bucks to win straight up, but to write this game off as a guaranteed win is insane.
>>150980518Other conferences only play those types of games early in the season.
>>150981048Because Washington was a circus act last season, and nobody's putting much stock into an undefeated team that hasn't played a P4 team. Their wins are Colorado State, UC Davis, and Washington State. You can talk about travel distance (Ohio State is coming off a bye, so this hurts less than it normally would) but listen, the talent fee is a steep one when you play Ohio State, a fee that I don't think Washington can pay.
>>150979852In this era anOSU can lose most if not all of its real “test” games and still make the CFP with ease
>(((B1G)))
>>150981048stfu faggot. Who cares if the cuck eyes lose? You will still get into the playoffs. You have a toddler tier big 10 schedule.
B1G Champs
>>150978084>I dont really care about recent years.You should >Auburn is at least talented and capable. Talented yes, but not really at QB. Okie is going to face teams with more talent & far better QBs, and on the road, to boot. Playing against on offense with no crowd noise to contend with is different. >Michigan just bullied Nebraska in the trenches, You say this like it's an achievement kek>and Oklahoma bullied them. Not really. Michigan still outrushed the Sooners, both in YPC & total yards. And it was a true freshman QBs first big road game.
>>150980440>bringing up the SEC, unprompted
>>150980894Agreed. The funniest part of that hubbabaloo is all these non-NFL fans not knowing about the Fat Patricia experience. There will be a game this year when the defense looks completely lost and that idiot is on the sideline chewing on a pencil standing there with an expression that says "Huh?"
>>150981201This isn't even accurate.
>>150981048>Top 25 FPINot a serious metric.But yes Jedd Fisch had a bad hand to play at Washington last year and appears to have turned it around. >I don't understand why there aren't more people talking about WashingtonWhile this may shock you as a fan of a national media darling there are only so many hours in a day and the national talking heads find it most profitable to spend them reinforcing the narratives believed by the biggest audiences. Washington is second rate at best in terms of audience size so try some regional or local media instead.
>>150981064Because they need a preseason because they’re pussies.
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>>150982200They play 63 scholarship teams before the usual wear and tear while the sec plays them after they are depleted.
>>150981483Which of the five teams listed play ten P4 games next season?
>>150982693Yeah because they need to start with easy teams as I said here >>150982200. Gotta tune up first.
>>150982706Rutgers plays Boston College. I'm also fairly certain there are big 12 teams that don't play 10. That's all beside the point though since McMurphy is clearly just havin a giggle.
Gotta say I agree here
>>150982818>That's all beside the point though since McMurphy is clearly just havin a giggle.That's a moronic statement that has nothing to do with factual accuracy.>RutgersYes, he got that one wrong.Indiana: 9 P4Nebraska: 9 P4Penn State: 9 P4Washington: 9 P4 but an open slot they could put another P4 into.It's being pointed out because B1Gfags have been endlessly crowing about their schedules having more conference games. Now that others are matching them on conference game counts, the B1G won't match the rest of the P4 on the OOC P4 requirement, pretty much negating all of their previous bragging about having such difficult schedules.
>>150982847this is an arch board chuddy
How many TDs for Fernando Mendoza this Saturday? Five? Maybe six?
>>150982847do these people even watch?
>>150982847The fuck is up with people and Vanderbilt? Any time they're more than a 3-win team, people just all of a sudden fucking fall in love with them. How are they above both TAMU and Tennessee?>>150984061Clearly not.
>>150984159>>150982847Hell, I can even stretch this to Mizzou, Old Piss, and Auburn
>>150982847>it's another episode of inexplicable "Mizzou is good this time we swear guise"
>>150984159TAMU has a black qb. Simple as.
how did the date at the bookstore go?
If you schedule a wedding during football season, you're evil. Football is more important than your life.
>>150984954during season is fine, just not on a saturday
>>150964363This post is the bait. All I'm seeing in the NIL era are the old schools dominating.
boss just told me I have to move out of my own office and into a shared one because they just hired some faggot that outranks me. What a horrible life.
>>150984974NFLfags and churchfags will seethe if it's on Sunday. If your wedding is on a weekday you're a poorfag inconveniencing your guests by forcing them to use vacation time to attend.
>>150985181Sounds like you’re getting what you deserve
>>150985324We didn't want anyone to attend. We fucked off and got married in Denmark. >why DenmarkSeemed like a good idea at the time and that's just where we landed after getting hilariously drunk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XL_jSvmPH0
>>150981391>you shouldgreat argument>Talented yes, but not really at QB. Okie is going to face teams with more talent & far better QBsdoesn't change what's happening in the trenches, which is what i was talking about.>You say this like it's an achievement kekit is. It's obviously not the same as bullying a top 5 team, but Nebraska is still well above average.>Not really. Michigan's rushing success rate was 29% lmao (average being in the low 40s). Passing was even worse. You're getting tricked by a 75 yard rush that completely skewed the stats, and you're also wrong in implying that oklahoma's offensive performance vs. the michigan defense has any bearing on oklahoma's defensive performance.you made a comprehensively shitty post.
>>150985181>he still reports to the officeJoin the remote work master race. Fuck ever going into an office again.
>>150985495>Nebraska is still well above average.Having history doesn't mean you're above average.
>>150975153dont cut yourself on that edge, kiddo
>>150985534I have field work unfortunately. On one hand it's nice to not spend 100% of my time at a desk and go fuck around on work sites, on the other hand I despise every second that I do spend here with this dipshit boss that hates his job and employees. Also all my coworkers are boomers and a couple gen Xers or and I'm a zoomer so they are absolutely no fun to hang out with, while the blue collar teams are a riot.
>>150985536nobody mentioned their history.
>>150979574How hard can it be to run a playoff, that you would allow some outside company to leech part of the revenue like that? Reminds me of how my alma mater signed away all their on-campus parking to an outside company for years on end. Why not just do it yourself and keep all the profit?
>>150985853Because it could actually be cheaper to have someone else do it.
>>150983255>It's being pointed out because B1Gfags have been endlessly crowing about their schedules having more conference gamesYes, that's why anon said he was having a giggle.
>>150985853Stuff like that makes more sense when you remember higher education is mostly run by people who have spent their entire career sheltered in the academic bubble with zero real world/business experience. My job requires me to work and negotiate with other businesses and also with government agencies, including schools (K-12 and colleges). Government agencies and schools always have more incompetent people and more bullshit to deal with than businesses do. The dumb people in the private sector go out of business or get fired while dumb people working for the government get bailed out by our tax dollars and never suffer any consequences.
>>150964428That would be nice. My parents would never divorce.
Huge day for college football coming up
>>150986785UW-OSU is either going to be a shootout or a curb stomp depending on how the OSU defense plays.
>>150986886would
>>150986785hope the mods sticky the UCLA - Northwestern gamethread
>>150986110This is also why people with doctorate degrees are the biggest retards on the planet in everything but molecular organic fungal chemistry or whatever hyper specialized autism they studied. My parents have a neighbor whose grass was dying because he didn't water it so he spray painted it green and was confused at why it's a barren patch of dirt now. He is a doctor.
>>150986785UCLA is all but confirmed to go 0-12 if they lose to Northwestern
Call Paul
>>150987773I’ll call him… a Jew
>>150987881Seems like most people are calling this an Ohio State win by 1 score, which means Washington covers.
In 2008 the Georgia Bulldogs came out in blackout uniforms against the Alabama Crimson Tide. It was Coach Saban's 2nd year as head coachThe Georgia Bulldogs are doing the same thing against the Tide this yearHead coach Kalen DeBoer's head coaching year? Number 2.
>>150981048Washington fan here. We gave up 24 points against Washington State last weekend and I assume Ohio State's defense is better.
>>150982818>I'm also fairly certain there are big 12 teamsLooks like they have required it the longest —since 2015— but they did not demand canceling preexisting schedules. The Pac12 never did and conference realignment may have necessitaded some leeway. OSU and WSU are on some teams schedule iirc.
>>150986785Hopefully the pedo state meme dies.
>>150985495>rushing success rateFOH, nerd
>>150988048>The Georgia Bulldogs are doing the same thing against the Tide this yearSource? The last time Kirby let UGA wear black jerseys was against Cincy in 2020 IIRC
>>150985853By that logic no one would outsource anything. You get other companies to do things for you if they can do it better, for less, or both.
>>150988721>By that logic no one would outsource anything.Our economy was a hell of a lot stronger when that was the case. Outsourcing even domestically is vampirism.
>>150964428On the bright side, once you turn 40 you can laugh at it even harder
>>150988984Outsourcing has always been a thing.>>150988721
>>150988984I don't think people really understand the extent to which our legal system is retarded and dictates the actions of companies. The meta, in this economy, is to atomize shit as much as possible into small LLCs. Because any problem is limited to bankrupting one small company. Essentially if you have a massive company that has vertical integration, in ANY industry besides software, you have just made yourself a massive lawsuit target and you WILL get leagally fucked by an army of lawyers who are the real vampires. And smaller businesses are also by their nature much more efficient.
>>150989211This backfires when one of those joint ventures or smaller outfits become profitable enough to buy themselves or sues for illegal profit stealing (which happens in petrochemical)
>>150989234>sues for illegal profit stealing (which happens in petrochemical)i am talking to a pajeet
>>150986785RutgersUSCanOSUNorfIowaOregonFeel free to save, my friends
>>150988984The only economy with no outsourcing is a man on a desert island, who must do everything himself. Read the Wealth of Nations.
>>150985426This is nice. If I ever get married, I don't want a big wedding. I just want to go some place quiet and get it done. I wouldn't even tell anyone.
>>150989264Jeets can’t into petroleum engineering (you’re actually speaking to a feather-not-dot).
>>150989234the oil buisness is extremely atomized. The Oil company typically sub contracts the drilling of wells, then another company fracs the well, then another company sets up the pump jack, then another company does the electrical work, etc. They are not even remotely vertically integrated.
>>150989284I’m not upstream. I’m downstream.
>>150989276It sounds stressful and stupid expensive. I don’t even like being the center of attention. Hopefully my nonexistent future finance agrees.
>>150989276That’s basically what happened. I told my mom, who told my dad, who told my wife congrats. She got pissed at me, naturally, but nobody else knew so we had a “regular” wedding on a Wednesday so we could take off work (she was a nurse, I was just starting a new job so getting married was a good excuse to have a week off).
>>150989382Pissed why? That you told your parents? Were people supposed to not eventually find out you were married?
Brady Quinn has 5 kids with Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Nice life.
>DI commissioners this week in Chicago received an update on the long-discussed concept of permitting schools to outfit player jerseys with sponsorship patches.The legislation is expected to be approved in time for patches to be added to uniforms as soon as next fall.https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/1971255098337788139I am not joking when I say if this passes this is what is going to make me stop watching FBS football. I already fully cut off NHL and non-college hockey out of my life as soon as they put the ads on the jerseys.
theres football tonight :)
>>150989584Hopefully it’ll be like the NFL and MLB where only poverty teams sell out the name of their stadium.
Reminder: /cfb/ is a pro-service academies board.
How does Florida State get away with doing the war chant still?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQcNEPulVO8
>>150989709because its cool
>>150989709u a fag?
>>150989709go back please
>>150982847Even if I succumb to the yearly delusions of grandeur, Georgia’s win over Tennessee is more impressive than >our wins over Michigan and Auburn. Mateer is also out for at least 3 weeks ao the team very well could revert to the 2024 dumpster fire.
>>150989631The problem is in this sport an extra 10-15 million is an extra 10-15 millionUnless a sponsor comes up to NOT change the jersey every single team will feel compelled to have to take the free money to keep up with NIL. Only really autistic ones like Notre Dame might skip out
>poo-niversity of florida
>>150989647o7
>>150989584This is just making cfb more like nascar. SEC country is gonna love it.
>>150986886God I wish that were me
>>150989709There is no such thing as an ethnic Seminole. They are a corporation that adopted tribal identity and utilize that tribal identity as a commercial service. There is nobody to be offended. It is just spreading their brand.
>>150989824Yep
>>150989828
>>150989888is there such thing as an aggie?888 checked
>>150990157Jeb! should be on Gameday
>>150990168>makes a bad pick>"sigh.... please clap..."
>>150990168>High Tide!
Week 5 has begun!
east carolina has one of the best logos imo
I miss Bryson Daily, I hope he doesn't actually die for israel
>>150990157Reminder https://www.murdochmurdoch.net/murdoch/jeb-on-suicide-watch/
BASED REFFIE BLOCKING THAT SUPER DRAGON!
>>150990329i was hoping for the receiver to run him over lol
lmao
thats not a catch
Army not having surnames on the back of jerseys is bad optics. Makes it looks like players are just a number with no individuality. Same thing with the identical tombstones.
army looks bad without Daily
DRAGON
I’ve not seen Army lose this bad since Saigon ‘75.
5th best conference in the country has TV all to themselves tonight.When does Maction and CUSAtuesdays start?
>>150990596i think cusa starts next week and maction starts week 9
nice play
coach monken
uh oh
>>150990465>just a number with no individualitythat's what the military is
>21-0 at the end of the 1st quarter wtf?
>>150991174ecu has a size advantage at receiver and army hasnt been able sustain any drives
>Coach Monken>Looks like monke
oh no no no ahahhaaha
>>150989584They already do. Nike, UA and Adidas.
It's 1906
wew
>>150968712Nobody watched him anyways, even the lefties now celebrating his service to the party
Kansas State lost to this team?
Army more like Shartmy lol
DOH
This announcing team always annoys me slightly
that int he threw last week was great lol
>>150991759kstate is bad yoFutility U is backsomeone upload Snyder's brain into chatgpt and let him run the offense
army needs to put the other QB in
>>150992068mirin
>>150990596>>150990663Next Tuesday, CUSA's Sam Houston plays New Mexico State. The following week, the Sun Belt starts playing midweek games. MACtion doesn't start till November. They like to wait until it's cold, especially when they play at night, to mock the Big Ten for being such weather pussies.
lol at you fags sleeping on penn statei'll be here collecting apologies saturday night
>>150992271SHSU @ NMSUThat's a real power Tuesday game.
>>150992310Pedo State could win the intergalactic championship and I'd still think of them as a bunch of weirdos who fuck children.
>>150992349meanwhile every sec school worships a pedopot meet kettle
>>150992403Meanwhile the rest of country just saw you admit that you're a bunch of pedos and try to justify it.
Do Army players get a Dishonorable Discharge if they get a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty?
>>150992403>We're pedos, but orange man is a pedo, too!
>late hit out of boundslol he wasnt out of bounds. that was a late hit though
we got ourselves a rain game now
happy valley? more like plappy valley
>>150992403I worship Donald J Trump because he is based and not coward pussy anti-white anti-american demon like your leftoid politician.
wins.
why'd they go for 2?
>>150993120Those stars are laughably inaccurate locations.
>>150993120texas and florida getting their shit together is the key to parity in this sport
both these teams are trying to throw the game now
>>150993394>Did you call for the two point conversion?
>71 yd punt downed at the 1 yd line
puntbros, we're feastin
Thursday night college football used to have some decently competent football. Fucking NFL.
>>150994590Yeah, tonight's slate of games are pretty dull.
lul, a backup field goal holder ran for a touchdown on a fake 50-yard FG in the East Carolina vs. Army game.
>>150993748If texas and florida got their shit together they would just trade natties every year. And occasionally LSU or Jawja would pull off an upset.
>>150994923USC and Ohio State could sneak in too.
>>150994653so are your posts, every day of the week though
>>150993120It's too bad the only thing possible to join FBS to cover the empty area is UTRGV. UTPB is never going up and TAMUI is so new and poor.
Is Texas Tech gonna become the powerhouse of the Big 12?
>auburn’s AD still bitching and moaning about the Oklahoma gamewhiny ass ninnies
Roll Tide
>>150992068I thought people stopped shooting syhthol.
>>150996802That isn’t synthol, Timmy.
>just got home>phd shit ends at 9>persian girl who is bad at english says I have a very naughty girl in my group>biting lip trying not to make a joke because whatever not falling for it again I fell for that shit once before I refuse to do it again not gonna forget again because the drama ain't worth I don't care if her ass goes all the way back to Xerxes I ain't fucking no more persian chicks never again no >pull up r/cfb/>oh sweet the game is still on>it's not>it's midnight alreadyOh.
>>150997047welcome to the 12th annual /cfb/ "make a blogpost that isn't a shitty humblebrag" about some mid ass pussy" challenge, once again our competitors are looking pretty shit out on the field
>>150997216>talking to some iranian lady who made a verbal misstep and said something funny is a humble bragHow sad is your life that you would think recounting something funny that happened is a humble brag?
>>150996223He knows that him and Freeze are in danger of getting fired. With Bruce Pearl retiring, the AD can't even claim being able to keep Pearl on the Plains as an accomplishment. If Auburn goes 6-6, he wants to be able to say they're really 7-5, with a "win" over a top ten opponent by claiming the Oklahoma loss as a win.
>>150989709Because the Seminole tribe of Florida gives them their full blessing. Even their chief shows up to personally crown homecoming king and queen
>>150997614The Seminole tribe of Florida did things the smart way. They get lots of goodies for being associated with the school and goodwill with the public for not being whiny dicks. Compare that to the Huron of Michigan that made Eastern Michigan change their nickname. There are only a few hundred natives who can reasonably call themselves Huron and they had to be dicks about things.
>>150997614>The native crowns a mock king and queen of his conquerors Some sort of humiliation ritual in most settings
>>150998173Cmich chipsEast mich hurons...Western mich PottawatomiesThey took this from you
>>150997227nothing you said was funny, and no one cares that you had sex once
>>150991759Ireland Curse. SAD!
>>150998176>Man, by virtue of his birth, gets a ton of money to let some kids LARP as royalty for an evening.Sounds like a pretty good gig.
>>150997227If you can’t tell that’s a humble brag then you’re retarded.
Are the sagarin ratings obsolete in the portal era?
>>151000151Yes. Any metric that doesn’t take portal classes in to account is useless.
water we watching tonight?
>>151000829For me it's the good OSU vs the basketball championship losers
>>151000829>TCU - ASUhuge day for Big12
Ready for the Oregon-Penn State Classic Trophy Presented by Venmo? Think it should be shaped like an airplane.
>>151001338And the purists will still complain.
>>151000829Mexicans v PACkers
>>151001338Civil COnFLict CHADS, we have returned
>>151001385LOL
UConn-UMass being renewed is good. They even have a trophy controversy, with UMass refusing to hand over the Southwick Jug to UConn after the Huskies latest win over the Minutemen. UMass said that it doesn't own the trophy, it belongs to their NIL collective that shutdown, so the actual ownership is in question. UConn's coach said that's stupid and he wants to take the trophy home to Storrs.
>>151001338waow this is heckin kino
Reminder that vegas still thinks my Longhorns have a good chance of winning the natty. If you don't have Texas in your top 10 you don't know ball period.
>>151000829TCU vs ASU sounds like a good one. ASU vs Baylor was one of the better games last weekend
>>151001990They have to beat Oklahoma and Georgia, and bunch of risky mids, Vandy, A&M.Florida and Arkansas might wake up and try to snipe them.Tennessee or maybe even Bama in the conf championship if they turn it around.If they had a B1G schedule they'd rightly be confident, but they dont look special enough to make it.SEC is brutal and wide open.
>>151001990Vegas doesn't lose money for a reason.
>>151002070Lagway and Mateer both just happened to snap their shit before playing texas. Same thing happened to both teams and their QBs last year as well. Texas Natty is a mandate from heaven.
>>151002158Georgia will rock their shit regardless.
>>151001368Absolutely grim
They're laughing at y'all.>>150986969
>>151002070>If they had a B1G schedule they'd rightly be confidentSame B1G they'd be 0-1 in right now? It's the exact same "brutal" SEC schedule everyone called weak last year for not playing anyone besides Georgia.
>>151002715It's in a transitional phase.And its leaning towards NFL garbage.But it's not there yet, might still manage to position itself in a way to preserve some of the tradition and atmosphere that distinguishes it.
>>151002745>It's the exact same "brutal" SEC schedule everyone called weak last year for not playing anyone besides Georgia.Texas isn't the same team as they were last year. They are much worse on offense and arguably worse on defense although we haven't seen them really get tested yet on that side.
To make sense of it all, Call Paul
>>151001338Penn State is getting bootyblasted
>>151003468seriously? They were fucking terrible on offense last year. Its hard to imagine that they will be worse than that by the time the playoffs roll around. Defense looks to be as good as last year. They are missing that one lockdown corner but their stars are all a year older and they have more depth this year.
>>151003661nothing is more iconic than Penn state losing to ranked teams in the regular season. They literally just can't
>>151003889>seriously? They were fucking terrible on offense last year. Its hard to imagine that they will be worse than that by the time the playoffs roll around. Are you blind? Arch has been awful. Bro struggles to throw screens. Also, they don't have a legit deep threat like Golden anymore. The OL is definitely not as good, either. >Defense looks to be as good as last year. They are missing that one lockdown corner but their stars are all a year older and they have more depth this year.I don't know that they are. The one test they faced was OSU who also have a lot of offensive issues. Broughton, Norton and Sorrell were elite against the run last year.
>>150997313>Pearl>Cohen Is Auburn the Tulane of Alabama?
>>151004125You are retarded if you don't think the offense is going to improve over the year. They barely have to become able to run plays to be better than their offense from last year.
so who is the best team in texas? and why is it TCU?after he bootyblast ASU(no skatterboo) he should be on the heisman short list
>>1510042541. Texas2. Texas Kek3. Faggies4. TCU5. SMPoo6. Houston7. Gaylor8. North Texas Mean Grean9. Rice Owls
>>151004347You forgot taco but big ups to the Bobcats coming in at number 2.
>>151004357I don't like the name taco tech. They throw large flour tortillas which are for burritos, not tacos.
>>151004374nobody tell him
>>151004386Thanks for stopping me.
>>151004374
newish>>151004440>>151004440