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PREVIOUS: >>150967040PIT: Oneil Cruz hit his 20th homer, a two-run shot off Brady Singer, in the Pirates’ 4-2 defeat of the Reds on TuesdayTEX: Wyatt Langford was removed from Tuesday’s series opener against the Twins with left side tightnessPHI: J.T. Realmuto made an early exit from Tuesday’s game against the Marlins after being hit on the right hand by a wild pitchCHC: Cade Horton exited Tuesday’s game after three innings with back tightnessCOL: Tyler Freeman was scratched from the lineup for Tuesday’s game against the Mariners with lower back tightnessCLE: David Fry left Tuesday’s game against the Tigers after being hit in the face by a pitchMIA: Dane Myers was removed from Tuesday’s game against the Phillies with a right knee lacerationLAD: Dodgers manager Dave Roberts said they’re aiming to have Shohei Ohtani work into the sixth inning on Tuesday against the Diamondbacks
DOYAS
dreadful evening of ball
TEOgood attendance at Dodger Stadium Arizona
first for fuck the yankees
Fuck the bluejais
T E O S C A R
Mariners rn (right now)
METSSSS
LOVE THE YANKEES
MARINERS!!!
FAGGOT......................backs!
Jays
Teo in spanish means uncle.
Can't wait for Boston to beat these cheating bronx cunts for the fourth time this century in the playoffs. It's been 21 years you cannot beat the real underdogs of baseball.
>>150968408Ya Gotta Believe
>>150968443Your username is fucking gay and cringe and you deserve to die. Do not breathe again
/mlb/ seething
>>150968448Bare Backs
>>150968455Is he done for the season?
>>150968413It's like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin
>>150968451>21 years since 2009cumston ain't done shit since mookie betts wore the B
Sneks
>>150968451chapman's already looking washed, he peaked too early this season
stankees fans are cheering for a red sox win. volumes.
>>150968461Yes
teo>>150968450that's tio
let'a go, doggie doooos
Chapmans on the juice
Turnie bloop!
>>150968456fuck my ass
>>150968328why did 4chan flip my photo, does it know i'm gay?
>>150968471NAHCHEERING FOR A BLUE JAYS LOSESIT THE FUCK DOWN PUSSYBACK TO THE WILDCARD
did your team strike out 19 times today?
>sewers
Awooo! :3
PISSCONSIN. PISSCONSIN. FRAUD ALERT. FRAUD ALERT. IT'S HAPPENING.
>Sewers
why did the red sox yankees rivalry fall into irrelevancy?
>>150968464i agree with spamanon
>rain delay in the bottom of the 9th with no outs and runner on 1stthis is terrorism
Ok Kevin ok!
>>150968471they are cheering for who's getting swept to in the 3 game Wild Card. that's why. bunch of fossil ring cucks
congrats jays you threw away a 98% division win
>>150968477>that's tio
>>150968503Moments like this, just give it to the Big Market team.
>nice moment for Trout as the crowd gives him a standing ovation>strikes out immediately on 3 pitchesDamn. Still love the guy but that was a little sad
released the same year the yankees last won the world series
YANKEES CLENCH A POST SEASON BIRTH
ggs yanks
>>150968495Haha Dodgers won in 2024 and you're still fat and brown.
>>150968493from contenders to pretenders in the blink of an eye
YANKEES WIN!/mlb/ LOSESSAY THE FUCKING LINE /mlb/
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAANKEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAALKIT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFs
lol'd at boone doing a victory lap
>Blow Gays>WhiteSux
>>150968495she really likes jazz, huh
Attaeye Shawzy
BASED COUNTRYMAN DID ITCABALLERO KUN
>>150968525Chat, clip that?
Fuck Caballero
Mariners legend jose cabellero won that for the M's
released the same year the yankees last won the world series.
PCA about to fuck the mest
>stankees winAND HERE THEY GO!!!
wtf theres two of them>>150968524>>150968526
LA bros is AM 570 good?
>Blow Gays>White Sux>RedSux
28 incoming.
GG Red Sox, not worried at all
how come baseball parity is so much better than other sportswhat's the secret
>stan-ACK
BIG MAN RUN FROM JUDGE>>150968534SEETHING MALDEZUELAN
God punished me to be a Mets fan because he gave me a large penis.
>>150968559You like baseball more than other sports
>>150968559There’s more randomness in baseball than any other sport
>>150968493so many OPSs under .800Is this team actually a joke on offense?
it's hockey season anyway
>>150968559farm system and no salary capyou can draft and develop your way to an eries or just buy one
>>150968514>tfw you're watching 42 year old trout, still on the angels, still not sniffing the playoffs, stuck on 492 home runs in september, vowing to return for another season in his pursuit of 500
>>150968548yes, especially when orel is off
WE'LL RRIIISEEEE UPPPPPPPP
how long until TUD?
Fuck this game, watch it go
>>150968568not really
>>150968572WE TOLD YOU. IT'S OVER.WE. ARE. NEVER. LOSING. EVER. AGAIN. THIS. SEASON
First half pca was so kino…
>PC-K
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO28 SOON8SOONgg White Sox
is this spammer in every thread or are we simply #blessed
>>150968598disagree
Is PCA still in the MVP race?
I love my Yanks but we are getting HEEMD in the playoffs
KKKtani
>>150968430Yankees suck
>>150968614no lol
>>150968614there is no NL MVP "race" lets be real
>>150968500>Blow Gays talking about irrelevancy
>>150968611its just a brown bisexual twink expressing his gay thoughts
>>150968559>how come baseball parity is so much better than other sportsBecause the superstars in baseball can't control the game.
>>150968478kys faggot
IS THAT A HECKIN CELEBRATION WITH ALCOHOL
>>150968597Yes it is, and it’s not something that’s even up for debate.
Ohtani has a 2 inning no hitter
So when is this recker mindfucked maonah start imploding?
>>150968616Go back to FlushingWe're never losing again this season. Everyone chokes against us
>>150968638way too much to live for
another lucky win for everybody's least favorite team (the yankees).go ahead, celebrate. you won't have more opportunities to do so in october.
>>150968614
>Judge with a WWE style beltI hate this boomer tradition
At least the Blue Jays lost. Can we Jankees/Sux fans stop having verbal wars for a minute and make some collaborative teamwork? the main target is Toronto. that is an evil town from an evil country called Canada. that's the team we should beat before the playoffs come. Come on let's get over it
>>150968610kys faggot
>>150968559pitching rotationsif teams played less but only used their ace things would look very different
WHEN ARE YOU TORONTO FAGGOTS AND THE REST OF MLB GONNA GET IT THAT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE YANKEES? WE OWN YOU ALL.
CABALLERO GOT THE WWE BELTLMAO BASED
>>150968656in what world is schwarber above soto or perdomo?
>>150968638>kys faggot
>>150968614>>150968629Hmmmm.... Who's going to win the MVP this year?Ohtani, Decoy's owner, or the guy who both pitches and hits for the Dodgers?
>>150968500there is no youth to keep it alive. almost everyone who follows baseball (along with most major sports) closely nowadays is 35+ and has lost a bit of the edgy youth passion. that's my view anyway.
>>150968630Why is Rajesh Saint-Pénis so mad? Did his bagged milk expire?
>>150968465>21 years since 2004*
>>150968677Schwarber has more marketability
>>150968656Such manufactured bullshit
>>150968677people like home runs I guess
Does Rortvedt bring out the best in all of the starters? Smith and Rushing don't get those calls with their framing
>>150968685Why do fanbases besides the yankees watch baseball? It's such a waste of time for them
>>150968691how so?
>a perfect Phillies end to the series could land them the best record in all of baseball>if everything goes right for the Marlins, they could still fight their own way into the playoffs>exciting young outfielder for the Marlins injured in the second inning>veteran catcher on a contract year for the Phillies gets injured in the eighth inning>Phillies tack on to a potential franchise-best Home Run season>Marlins hit two no-doubters to come back and tie it in the 9th, both off of Phillies trade-deadline acquisitions>tie game, Phillies with the chance to walk it off at home>the backup catcher who comes in for the veteran hits a lead-off single!>!!!RAIN DELAY!!!The stakes, the tension, the patience... these are supposed to be the garbage time games with no effect on the rest of the season. God bless Manfred for the effort he puts into these scripts each and every day for the league.
>>150968696think they kind look at him as Barnes 2.0
popcorn sky in los angeles tonight. what does that portend for the anals and dodgers?
reminder that anime associated with white fanbases will not be punished :)
>>150968681The only question is whether it'll be unanimous again or some butthurt writer votes for someone else to spite him
>>150968683that's every league nowadays. Rivalries are just 4 or 5 fat dudes screaming at each other in the stands while everyone else records on the their phones
>>150968699The fact skenes is even on these lists still. It's like he made the cut pre-season and then had to milk the personality as hard as possible all year.
>>150968695literally all he has is a media push after a 4 HR game thats it
>>150968677the real one
ALVYYYYY
ALVYYYYYYY ALLVYYYYYY
ih my god alvy
Bitch threw it back lol
TROLLED
Cubs are just gay bears.
>>150968730>>150968731in my country no one knows what this means
Still get rid of Alvy in the off season.
>>150968718>anime associated with white fanbasesWhat are these anime? Please don't say VEG
>>150968677Because he hits le high and inside pitches 450 feet every time!!(Ignore all the strikeouts, his inability to make contact at any other pitch location, and the fact he doesn't play defense)
LETS FUCKING GO BABY7 POSTSEASONS FOR BOONE28 RINGS FOR THE 'KEESOCTOBER
TROLL'D
Gg flap flap frens! <333
>>150968722>The fact skenes is even on these lists stillrealistically he isn't. it's just a popularity thing.
>>150968752false flagger please go
everyone praying to face to the blue jays in the playoffs, i have never seen a more exposed playoff bound team
>>150968750ok now i'm scared, my wifi password is in this post
When are you fucking retards gonna stop watching this sport when your team isn't the Yankees? All the shit you people talked about how our season was over...and we finish with the best record and win the world series
A MAGICAL DAY OF BASEBALL FOR NEW YORK!
>>150968770quick turn on the mariners game
Rare Arraez homer
>>150968765But lee all starz gaemz matur!
>>150968770How about them Brewskis? Looking absolutely fraudulent right now, Padres are feasting
Alright, Mariners. Time to quit messing around.
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>>150968802The second time through the order they'll get to the 9 era rookie!
OHTANI GOT HIT
you're cheering your very hardest for the big japanese man aren't you anon
>>150968743nope just get rid of marte and half the pitching staff
lol just how bastardised is American Christianity that some shitty youtube grifter's funeral has something to do with the faith?
>schwarber for MVP!
>>150968685kys faggot
>>150968823Yes. I want him to win back to back
MOM GET THE CAMERA A SIX OUT SAVE KINO IS STARTING
moyer in da booth
>>150968812i have watched this loop more than 100 times, paused it nearly as much, and i still can't tell if the woman on her right is her mom or her friend
I'm mildly upset
>>150968823Why am I so attracted to women with eyes that are too far apart on their head?
>>150968683My son follows baseball and dislikes the Yankees. He needs a couple playoff match ups like 03 and 04 to truly hate them like I do. I may be going soft because I kind of like Trent Grisham. He looks like a guy who’s fit right into a team in the 70s and doesn’t wear batting gloves.
>>150968846mum is on her left, that'll be friend or sisterim leaning older sister
>>150968829>WARtard
holy shit anyone watching m's on root?jaime moyer is fat and old
Gonna hit my parlay tonight I can feel it
>>150968822was he bunting
>>150968828Evangelicals are basically the moonies now
>>150968829>ermmm... this meme calculation actually says my player is better
>>150968843Love the all timers showing up this year.
>>150968848Why?
>>150968697They hate us, because they anus. 28 very, very, soon. >>150968661The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We're sending those fags to Greenland.
>>150968843>not moyer in the foyer
>>150968835leg 1 complete
>>150968493Cade Smith was one pitch away from ending the game with an immaculate inning btw. He threw right strikes, then the last guy flew out.
i guess you guys were right. the cubs stink.
>>150968866God said no idol worship but all I see from them is idol worship what the fuck.
KKKKKKtani
ohtani kinda elite tho
damn ohtani looks strong
2013, 2009, 1994, 1986, 1983, 1973, 1969, never
Remember when you all said the yankees season over and then we finished with the best record in the AL and won the world series?
>>150968888Checked.
>>150968819Its too bad my byrbs cant fight Seattle this year again have to wait till 26 >-<
>>150968893It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
I’ve seen enough. Sewers will be swept in the divisional
>>150968889In the end it's just a race to see who can suck up more to Israel
>>150968888Checked!
kek go A's
>>150968846could go either way, they're in diamond seats so they've got money, could be a "trophy wife" on the right. wouldn't surprise me if dad is the one just to the right out of frame in the gray, wife in the brown leaning towards him and touching him, daughter in stripes and jean jacket is friend or sister. bill burr on the far left obviously.
>>1509688992013, 2009, 1994, 1986, 1983, 1973, 1969, never.
>>150968899all I remember is this one annoying namefaggot who wouldn't fuck off
They said the yankees aint thisthe yankees aint thatman y'all niggas don't know that niggahe was clinching the division in september at the blow gays kek!
>>150968904You'll get'em next year!
>>150968631This but unironically
>>150968899Gotta be honest I thought there was a time between late June/July when I had many doubtsMaybe not having bitch ass Gerrit Cole is a blessing in disguise
>>150968921filter him leaf bro
>>1509689252013, 2009, 1994, 1986, 1983, 1973, 1969, never,
>>150968893>43 pitchesYeah he's looking good but that pitch count needs to be even lower if he wants to go past 5 innings and keep the blowpen away
>>150968876pedophile post
>>150968846It gives me great pleasure that you've watched the webm I created that many times. It's the perfect length and the subject matter is so compelling that I've watched it many times as well. She's so alluring.
I wanted the cubs to sweep the Mets to eliminate them. I wanted to laugh!
why are pitchers trying to hurt max munchy
>>150968919>>150968859>>150968846my money's on:>middle is youngest sister (college age)>left and right are older sisters>outside men are the sister's husbands
ill be desu with youi just want the yankees to never win again
>>150968921We're just trying to help you understand how based we are
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE FIELDING ASTROSHere's a truck for the Athletics.
for heaven's sake
>>150968956I made that webm
>>150968964oh, my rationale: you never joke about being a whore like that with your mom. it's a sister thing
lmaoing at the brewers
Cubs will come back with a grand slam, sneks will sweep the doyers and go on to win it all
>>150968966Keep dreaming faggot. You can't handle our alpha jazz swag
>marincucks>blowgays>pooston shitstros
>>150968930(>^-^<)/ I am really happy about some of the picks made during trade deadline not saying it didn't hurt to lose Laureano, Mullens an such but what we got in Alex, Jeremiah and also Basallo? A W E S o M E! Wish we got moar pitching though.. Sugano and Kreme of Wheat have struggled same with Cano.
>>150968956the fucking cannons she's smuggling keep me coming back
>too busy attending Charlie Kirk’s funeral to take infield practice and learn to fieldsad!
mariners with no hits against the Rockies through 3
>>150968982fwiw she was probably imitating cal when he did the same thing
>>150968990>>150968991Discord pls go
>>150969001
>>150968996she's got lara croft triangle tits
>>150969006You GTFO. Only the 2025 World Series Champion Yankees are allowed here
>>150968987Grandslam deez nuts
>robot umpires coming 2026Kek total ump death
Dis nigga Cal will not get to 60HRs or win the MVP
Fuck this, I’m gonna go jerk off until I bust.
At least the Brewers started losing games after they clinched their division. Can't say the same about my Jays
>>150968956why didn't you move the mouse cursor, you piece of shit!
>>150969001this guy had a 9 era entering the game btw
Why is Conforto only good against Jints?
>>150968843that's Cole Hamels' dad
>>150969001Surprised you're able to talk after the blow gays have choked so much
>>150969026Probably because he played for them and knows their gameplan
>>150969017why are you so mean? what did we every do to you?
>>150968812>>150968964this family looks so fun and rich. my family is up tight and poor :(
>>150969026he's a homophobe clearly
>>150969026Sleeper agent for the Jints. Jints jobbed on purpose so Dave could give a permanent spot on the lineup and an extension
>>150969043That’s how that works???
>>150969022Sucks our last series with you all was pretty bad but hoping you can smack Yankees <3 #ByrbBro
White Sox centre fielder could have caught that ball but chose not to. Investigate the White Sox immediately
>>150969017thank fuck
>>150969057>what is live BPnigga please
>>150968889no one actually liked him. they're using it as a pretense to continue cracking down on civil rights and free speech and also trying to keep attention off the cost of groceries, Jeffrey Epstein and all the ways the ultra-wealthy are stealing money.
kek
>the Indians to the tiggers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Oq1gefeiE
>>150969047>taps helmetI, for one, welcome our new camera overlords.
>>150969047Face the wall
>sports betting is the reason we're getting roboumps
>>150969067You sound so dumb right now
sometime before the all star break i predicted cal "big homo" raleigh would cool off and finish the year on 38 dingers. thank god the archive is impossible to search and there's no proof
>>150969081wtf I love sports betting now
>it was the mariners>it was the blue jays>it was the astros>it was detroitKEK
Sit down, Corbin FAGGOT
>>150969081@grok is this true?
THAT'S how ohtani pitches?
He looks like a faggot
PUT IT IN THE BOOKS
Mets win! Back to the WC3!! GG cubbies.
The gay bears lost kek. Gonna be a lot of sad fags sucking each other off in the stalls of every Boystown bar tonight.
no... NO!!
Is the namefag sincerely a Yankee or is he a false flagger to make them look ridiculous for celebrating after barely beating the White Sox?
>>150969104101.2 mph
>cubes
Cubs are frauds
METS WIN
I love diazhuge win!!!!
>>150969086theres absolutely zero proof you ever said that
>>150969074i wonder how much of being a manager is psychological shit like this. playing conforto in the middle of the lineup instead of the bottom, playing mookie at the top of the lineup all year despite how shit he was for 3 months, continually going to yates in high leverage only to watch him implode, etc
>>150969121shut the fuck up gay louis faggot bitch
okay, when does the grand slam happen?
sit the FUCK down! walk the FUCK back to the dugout!
>all the bad guys are winning todayno...
>shitcago pubes
LETS GO MEST
>>150969123falseflagger. same faggot that spams recker shit.
>>150969023Shit, even after watching it hundreds of times, that's the first time I've even noticed it. Sorry, dawg.>>150969051My original theory is that they live on the Eastside. Fucking yuppies.Get it going, Mariners!
I hate the Mets, I hate the cubs, and I hate baseball
KKKKKKKKtani
>>150969108No, sports betting is not the primary reason MLB is implementing robo-umps (the Automated Ball-Strike System, or ABS). The system’s rollout—approved on September 23, 2025, for a challenge-based format in the 2026 season—stems from broader efforts to improve accuracy, consistency, and the overall pace of play in baseball, based on years of minor league testing and feedback from players, fans, and umpires. That said, the rise of legal sports betting since 2018 has amplified calls for technological fixes to officiating, as it heightens scrutiny on human error in high-stakes games, and some observers explicitly link the two.ABS is about fixing baseball’s 150-year-old umpiring flaws, but betting’s boom has made those flaws untenable. If anything, it’s a contributing pressure rather than the root cause. Players (63% against full robo in polls) worry it removes the “camaraderie” of working umps, but the challenge system seems like a compromise everyone can live with.
Mets just have to never lose again it’s as simple as that
>>150969001Make that 4
2 Ks while starting 3-0 keksneks what are you doing
>>150969158You’ll always have skyline chili…
>>150969151Good Aweevening dodger fren!
>>150969164In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
The chicano cubes lose! The burrito rican (((mets))) win!
>>150969151Mets are the heroes of this story.
Good pitching from Ohtani but he already looks gassed just look him, his shoulders are heaving
>>150969164FUCK!
>>150969147no... NO!!
>>150969123>>150969156Cope and seethe. We're never losing ever again this season. Enjoy the Bills undefeated season too
>>150969151the Mets are the good guys, friend
>>150969141they can still afford to experiment in the regular season. no way Treinen and Yates get important innings in the post season as it stands now.
LETS FUCKING GO METS :)nice job Edwin
>>150969164>Players (63% against full robo in polls) worry it removes the “camaraderie” of working umps, but the challenge system seems like a compromise everyone can live with.bunch of fucking pussies
>>150969164this is very anti-umpetic
>>150969170fraud.
>>150969170
>>150969063Manfred made the call
>>150969156I don’t think that’s correct
>>150969170Not so fast, my friend! We're on the board.
Go moo moo Mets So fucking glad I’m off on Sunday. It’s gonna come down to that 3pm start time across the league. Friendly reminder to tune into Jimmy Kimmel so you can watch the chapter of Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>150969170>start watching>Naylor hitYou're welcome.
>>150969202Dive for that shit wtf
>>150968823nah i'm cheering for the fast half-taiwanese man
>kersh in the pen
>barely beat the white suxA win's a win...and we have 28 of them as of October 2025
>>150969213um chud grass is very dangerous and hurtful
This is the first Mets game a long while that I felt they are a team with guts. I think this might be the first game they won in late innings in a tie game of the season.
>Kershaw warming up in the bullpen man, this feels weird
What kind of fucking name is Pfaadf?!
>>150968823>>150969214>that random hand on her shoulderAI has gone too far
>L8
>>150969217>>150969227against the team that has shellacked him the last couple starts
>>150969202Last I checked Judge is a big man who isnt known for speed how do you not only fail to catch easy pop but fail throw?
>>150969234It's from the Wednesday show
Gonna drink beer and goon to BBWs
Randy Vasquez looking unironically good, trusting him over cease lol just keep eating innings.
metagonists
>>150969186I didn't know you used that kind of language grok, I thought you were better than this.
>>150969246god bless america
>>150969131Scoliosis at 30
>>150969230whenever i see random vowels repeated i assume it's dutch
Miller took that one off the glute!
>Dodgerfags spam vtumors>Padresfags spam vtumors and touhou>Metsfags spam kpop>Yankeesfags spam muh rangz>Marinersfags spam doomerism>Cubsfags spam... weird shit after all the games are over
>>150969214if she's 18 i would like to lick her chest
>>150969225Teams been dog shit since that Rays series. Last fucking week. Throw out 40/40 clubs or ROTY pitchers or whatever you wanna argue. Everyone gotta step up. Coaching too. If it takes a 6 game win streak to win so be it. Glad Edwin went 6 outs today fuck it, no point in saving him.
>>150969269he'll be aight
wtf is wrong with my mariners tonight bros
>>150969280We have every right to spam. It's not bragging when you have 28 rings after this October
polo......
Is Ohtani pitching 6 tonight? He's gonna have to sooner or later before the playoffs and a 1 run lead isn't worth shit
>>150969283you sick fuck
umpball for methrown games for theerigged sport
wtf polo. the collapse is here lol fuckin kill me
>>150969280Oriole fans dream about not living in Baltimore while going downtown lol
kek nm polo got a mulligan
What the hell, Polanco? What a waste of a DP.>>150969301Is this a classic letdown game after a massive series?
>>150969310poetic redemption
Just tuned inWtf just happened jintsbros?
This might be the first time in my life where the red sox are in playoff contention while the patriots fucking suck
Dammit... The Mets are fucking with my emotions
Ah, so Conforto called for the ball.
>>150969306I know something even sicker *whispers* UNPROTECTED UNCENSORED interlaced fingers, and H*nd H*lding with Tomboys before marriage! <(^__^<)
>>150969317would be classic mariners for the bats to just completely die again now
Tired Ohtani's playbook:-throw balls to make the count 3-0 and lower the batter's guard-throw square in the zone for strike 1-throw square in the zone again because Dbacks are shit and will ground/pop out obligingly
>>150969309>1993Cope and seethe
its gonna be funny when Shatkins tries to fix this team by adding more cold overrated bats in the off-season then the pitching implodes for another division basement finish
>>1509693262008
Angie Mentink looks like she lost weight since last season. I love blondes, damnit.
>>150969339the corbin carroll at bat killed him, has looked super tired since
DABU PRAY
>>150969343Seeing you guys choke is funnier than the queefs
is that it for ohtani
>Ohtani's command tanked after that ball hit him in the glove handDoyerbros is it over
CANZONE
DOM CANZONE
Is it weird that I want to fuck Chili from Bluey?
CANZONE GOT HIM
>>150969349Pats were 11-5 in 20081995. Sox made it, Pats were 6-10 ;_;
MAMA MIA THAT BALLS A-FUCKIN SMOKED
FUCK YEA
RAT KING FUCKS YA
Rockies are pulling Brown instead of letting him go 6 that's nice!
>>150969399I wish my teeth were as nice as his.
jp walkford :)
walktani
Panda Express still doing that promo with the Dodgers? If they win you get a free bowl or some shit
>>150968855and of course we will probably let him walk after this year and he'll go be a star for you guys
>>150969406Anon needs braces>dental planAnon needs braces>dental plan
>>150969414$6 plate but its only for home games
waIktani
>>150969343What can you expect? It's hard convincing good players to move to Toronto.
do japs have high pain tolerances or?
officer cal keeping a close watch on this fella in the pen
>>150969389>tfw it's 1990>Red Sox get swept in the ALCS>Patriots are possibly the worst team to ever take the field in historyCeltics and Bruins were elite tho
>>150969408It's gonna be weird next year when Colt Emerson pushes him in spring training.>>150969421I can hear it.
just fucking lose doyerpacos
>>150969326you must be 18 to post on this board
>>150969434Tampa bay bucs doing well since baker|brady while flap flaps are floundering
>>150969440Dodgers aren't losing again this season
>>150969434>1990s Boston sports
was Panda elite?
>all the blow gaysfags seething ITT
It's kind of bad that Doyers could only score 1 off Pfaadt
>>150969426How you been bro. It's been a while since I've seen you
>>150969436Yeah but it's time for JP to retire or go somewhere else.
>can't filter on mobilepain
>>150969359the two players i would be happiest to see become dodgers:1. corbin carrol2. elly
>>150969445Our offense is fucking trash
>>150969455kek no
>>150969343I have zero clue how the offseason will go. We don't even know if Atkins will be the GM next year
>Pfaadt>Faaadt>Faat>Fatmax muncy
>>150969381i don't know who that is because i'm an adult sans children who doesn't watch bluey, but no that sounds completely reasonable
munchy plz
So did the Metsfag avatarfagging with Misaki kill himself or what
pfaddtbros wtf is happening?
>>150969423Okay nice. When is there next home game? I guess that's a benefit of living in socal.
>>150969477he wants to fuck a dog
>>150969491a week from now, game 1 of the wild card series
*wheeze*
>there are still 8 games in progress after 11pm eastern
>>150969465Use an app
>>150969455He was the proto-manoah. He had a lot of talent and could have had a long career if he took care of himself physically but being a fat fuck was more important.
>>150969450>1994-95 Celtics>35-47 record>win a playoff game
this game barely matters but I'm still really nervous
TEOOOOOOOOOO
>>150969493oh, i take that back (how big are the dog's tits though?)
T E ORIPLE
T E O
Teoscar carrying the dodgers tonight
teo
>Yeah let's put the +8 ERA guy in charge of the save
Brandon PFAGGOT
>>150969457You were saying
>>150969500feels good to be a west coastie
chase field moment
>>150969151
>and then Conforto flies out on a single pitchDammit>>150969520Only Teo came to play offense today it seems
ok mlb it's been fun but i'm going to go watch women's tennis now. have a nice night!
Ohtani going 6?
going into the 11th in Philadelphia
Get your shit together, Miller! >>150969521BEST COAST
>>150969465You can't run from the truth blow gays
>>150969541stupid fish should've just let themselves be eliminated
TEOFIRST HOME RUN OF HIS CAREER
>>150969541Wow, who are they playing? It must be a postseason contend- THE MARLINS?
>>15096953972 pitches, he should
They're letting Ohtani pitch the 6th
broken bats are breaking my bussy
>cunnyverse billboards and adsas if westoid baseball couldn’t get any more cringe weeb pedo
hello? beacon plumbing? i'm freakin' and need you to send out eduard bazardo please.
I hate Corbin Caroll.
haven't had a chance to watch any based ball tonight but just saw the Padres are winning :)
>>150969547>>150969555cant you faggots just be happy we get free baseball
>>150969555the marlins are surprisingly still in the race for a wildcard spotanother mets win or marlins loss eliminates them
>>150969557Nervous because he's already visibly tiredDon't care if he gives up runs, I just want him to avoid injury
>>150969558doggie donts
>>150969579Thighs.
>>150969579This girl is pretty
>lillies struggling against the marlinsand you people think the yankees are ever losing again. Top kek
>>150969546Remember to thank Tommy Pham for mindfucking the blow gays.>1993>blow gays kek>51st state soon
>>150969579>booba>thigha hnnnnngshame about the poodres cap, but I can fix her
At least you still have 2023. The Texas Rangers have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>150969579Wow, who's this?
jfc mariners are going to lose this game
>>150969593I want him on the Yankees. He and Jazz would create so much swag together
it's over
Thanks ump
wtf is going on in that phillies game i just assumed it ended hours ago lmao
Brewers loading up some spaghetti right now.
Fucking Jewers
Did anyone make a webm of David Frye getting smashed in the face?FUCKING MARINERS, JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Are you going to actually lose to the rockies, at home?!
Losing to the Rockies down the stretch should disqualify you from playoff contention.
>>150969579I love White women so much it's unreal
there's that Ms bipolarism that's been missing lately
It's funny to see teams without 27 rings try to play baseball
Man if Freddie had caught that
>>150969579>noseringdropped. why do they love ruining themselves?
October came early for the sewers, I see.
>>150969620I made one last thread
>>150969634you will never have sex
>Ohtani gets injured during this series>Out for the remainder of the postseasonHoping for a line drive straight to the dome.
>>150969450Imagine how bad social media would've been if it existed in 1993. Patriots are 1-11 with Parcells and Bledose....then the legit rumors they're moving to St Louis
ohtani looks gassed
Carroll is never an easy out, even if he goes down he grinds his ABs. Probably the only real threat on the snakes
SIX SHUTOUT INNINGS FROM OHTANI
hes fucking gassed
Good showing Ohtani. Take him out of the game, let him rest or he'll blow out his arm somehow>>150969665Too high of a pitch count but also it's like 92 degrees over there
>>150969674Who? The Blow Gays pitchers?
/nu/>>150969681>>150969681>>150969681/nu/
>>150969558yikes
>>1509696601-11...then they beat Belichick. Pats final 2 losses in 1994 were to Belichick
>>150969579I need to see her penis.
>>150969579corrrrrrr just absolutely giga moggs the asian girls who get posted here
>>150969151i hope ur team plane crashes
>>150968500Because Boston and New York City are both washed up has been big cities
Lubing my ass for rape
