SEATTLE MARINERS OCTOBER BASEBALL
MARINERS!!!!
'stros
Nintendo Always Wins
>>150970488BANG BANG GET FUCKED
SNEKS
Papas win!Doyers lose!Vamos los Papas ese!
>>150970488astros "dynasty" ends with one ring KWAB
we still got it we still got it
zesty mariners
AL WEST MAGIC NUMBER: 1!!!
Seething only because I know the Dodgers FO won't do shit about this bullpen in the off season.
The Recker Mindfucked_____meme is finally dead.
Astros lose! Astros lose! Mariners magic number is 1. You guys, I'll be at the Mariners game tomorrow, should I make a sign and what should it say?
Whitekees.
SEATTLE MARINERS :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
dbacks fans are retarded lmao, can't wait for your poverty franchise to be relocated to utah
>>150970589What good is all that money they're raking in if they don't spend it?
*honk* *honk*Make way for the Mariners /mlb/!
Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!
It's cute seeing teams not named the yankees act like they have a chance in the playoffs
uh they are smoking cigars in the mariners clubhousethat is illegal in the state of WA
I don't think the Dodgers should ever offer a closer a long contract ever again. These blowpen faggots who are expected to pitch a single inning are so fickle. Give them 1 year contracts only.
Enjoy your world series, Dbacks
>>150970607>Manoah DFA'dRecker MINDFUCKED manoah
>Cal holding two open beers in one hand during an interviewJudge would never
>>150970632We know a guy.
>>150970584I love when a World Series weeds out the casuals from the true baseball fans. I’m sure you’d love to see the Yankees and Dodgers play the WS every year; your faggotry is astronomical.
>>150970639Alcohol is bad for you
>>150970639Judge is too busy holding the 2025 World Series Trophy and ring with one hand
>>150970639When you're a star they let you do it.
>>150970607_____ MINDFUCKED ______ lives on thoughbeit
Was looking at some of Ohtani's highlights this season and most of his kino moments at the mound or at the plate have been ruined by the fucking bullpen.It's unreal how shit they've been holy fuck
>>150970610BIG GRUMPER
I hope my doggie doos blow a multi run lead in every game remaining including two at wrigleymax entertainment purposes
>>150970639Judge would never say FUCK on a mic with the whole stadium's attention either.
>>150970655Great idea! Should I put DIVISION CHAMPS on the other side?
>>150970472MARINERS!Let's do this again tomorrow when we win the West for the first time in many peoples ITT lives.
Why is Judge holding Cabby like that?
so going 1-1 and not even pitching enough innings to qualify for most pitching stats elevates you in the leagues mvp race?
what the fuck does devers even do
>>150970670Forbidden love :3
>>150970639>>150970665That's cute. Get a good look at Judge's World Series ring from 2025
>>150970670Zesty
>>150970671sovl
'gratz, Ms
MY A's
I got to go to my final chadres home game of the season and once again we won. They won almost every game I went to this year. Also saw cubs and doggies lost, so now there's still a chance chadres gonna sneak and take the division and lock up a home series lol
>yawn
Why are we celebrating like we won anything? Most cringe shit ever. The jobs not done. Fuck this soft-ass generation.
>>150970693It's an advertisement to sell T-shirts
>>150970678you don't have a shortstop
Can't wait to get my "Treinen/Yates/Scott commiting Seppuku" bobblehead next year, Doyerfriends!
>>150970698Holy freakin crap lois, no way!
>>150970693Mariners literally just won their world series what do you mean
>>150970690hang the banner!
>>150970671OH MY SCIENCE
>cubes
why are the cardinals changing pitchers wasnt that their closer?
>>150970701You don't have 27 rings. We outslug everyone with our mystique
>>150970693cause i'm happy with the win that just happeneddon't live in the past with>muh rangz
>>150970709That's when they win the division
>>150970693they'll do it again tomorrow when they win the division.
>>150970693every team does that, remember my rags celebrating clinching back in '23 and thought the same thing then they won it alldon't worry about it is what im saying
>>150970725>celebrating regular season winstop kek
>>150970687i'm sorry can you post a cartoon girl who looks older than 8 PLEASE you fucking nonce
'tani is going to be the closer in october, isn't he?
everything is imploding at once, pitching, bullpen, bats only producing when it doesnt matter... Wish I'd never gotten my hopes up again. I hate this teamGG birds
>>150970743i don't think the current rules allow him to become a reliever if he's dh?
My Jints :(
>>150970742I didn't know 8 year olds had C cups
>>150970648>stankees beating blue jays for the ALKek
150970723Can you at least try with the shitty ragebait? Muh rangz is overdone to hell.
lmao the astros are a game out of the wild cardthey really blew that series with the m's
>>150970756He said he can play outfield and then come in for relief
>>150970762Have you seen our schedule? You can't even beat the red sux
>>150970669But 1995 wasn't even that long ago.
>>150970693>Fuck this soft-ass generation.ive been alive for what is now 4 mariners playoff appearances in my entire life. we are winning the division tomorrow anyways, fuck off
>>150970773nta but I was born in 2005
FUCK the vagiants!
>>150970648yeah imagine how many trophies and rings the mariners would have if they had a $300 million dollar payroll instead of 125m
listened to that whole ridiculous game while playing vidyagg cards
>>150970669>for the first time in many peoples ITT livestfw almost 40...
>>150970772Neither can you.
Will the memeners stop trying after they win the division? What's even the point beyond that?
>>150970773they didnt win the division in 2001?
>>150970756he can't play as a DH after he pitchs as a reliever. it doesn't matter if he ends the game as a closer.
>>150970804yeah the Doyers series will be like spring training games
>>150970812should have ejected springer and the fat man for arguing
>>150970804i dont know maybe something called the world series which they have never even appeared in let alone won
>>150970771Imagine being a BP bum, your best player saying this shit and you cant get 3 fucking outs every couple of days.I'd be on suicide watch.
>>150970804you actually want to stay in the 2 seed versus the 1 so they should be throwing the rest of the way once the bye is clinched
Brewers/Mariners would be a kino eries. The Pilotsb owl
>>150970804Taking the 1 seed for pride reasons. The Jays have a pretty high chance of dropping 4+ games over the final series and the Orioles are gonna be chomping at the bit to shit on the Yankees. M's could well win by just sitting back and watching the AL East eat itself.
the doyers blowpen is so bad we're gonna potentially see kershit and sasucki blow leads or errortani in the outfieldthis WC round should be glorious
:(
Rafael Devers is cursed. The San Francisco Giants have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>150970841see you on october 1st
>>150970613cringe and pedophile-coded
Surprisingly low amounts of tranime recently
>Jints are eliminated>but the fish are somehow still aliveThere's no way
>>150970624Why are they all so unattractive?
>>150970782You have to be 18 to post here!
>>150970860thank alejanxro
My Jays just got Tuck Rule'd thrice in the span of 7 days, this is either where the team implodes or it lits a fire under their asses.
>>150970671is that like a make-a-wish kid or something
>>150970835Brewers are done. It's gonna be Mariners - Dodgers
>>150970880It's one of their relievers and a big clubhouse guy. Tore his Achilles.
>>150970883>Dodgers
>>150970880I mean... sorta
>>150970812
>>150970880He's the bullpentergeist.
FUCK THAT WAS A GOOD DAY OF BASEBALL CUNT
>>150970901spooky :(
Sipping these asstros tears, lmao
>>150970927legend says he swore vengeance eternal against those who wronged him
>Doyers need to go 3-5 vs AZ & SEA to win the West without relying on SD losing gamesIt's so over.Offense gonna have to go absolutely crazy.
My Astros looked done for the season today. If we somehow make playoffs we we're out in the wild card, and if we don't then maybe Jim Crane can stop being Jerry Jones 2.0? Hopefully
>>150970945the astros have as many titles as the cowboys have playoff wins in the same stretch get real
Can't wait for the asstros to crawl back to the NL after getting they ass beat
Yankees know how to party
gn mariners nation
>>150970938this dogshit team deserves the wildcard. Friedman's summer was:>conforto>scott>yates>blaq>rokiall fucking dogshit. retards have been fired for less
>>150970971night night
rate the Padrefan chick dancing on the standshttps://streamable.com/gyhk6c
>>150970799Is that why we won the division?
>>150971016any videos of her ripping her shirt and/or pants off?
>>150970976bringing treinen back after what he did last year makes sense, getting roki for cheap makes sensethe others not as much but at least snell looks good now even if teo and edman have been up and down
>>150970976Roki just might become this team's savior if he proves to be somewhat reliable as a relief pitcher during the playoffs
>>150971016roastie bimbo/10
has their been any update on David Fry?
>>150971023I fuckin wish, dumb bitch made a pateron instead of OFhttps://patreon.com/LolaBunni3x?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
>>150971022>4-9 on the seasonYou better pray to God you do win the division, you ain't beating the Red Sox in the Wild Card.
>>150971042It's like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin. The red sux and october go together like AIDS and good health
>>150971053not this century
>>150971057Baseball first began existing in 1923. Only way the red sux could beat us is if cora finds another way to cheat
>>150971063the only time you beat the red sox this century led to your retarded manager being hired
>>150970781i don’t even know why i got my hopes up
How are we feelin' Metsbros?
>>150971065At least he's not a cheater. The only way teams can beat the Yankees is if they cheat
>>150971079true, extend the man cashmanten more years
>>150971085Cashman is God. You all said our season was over and he built the 2025 World Champs. Get Rekt
>>150971092extend cashman toofor life
>>150971093Yes! Cashman is God.
>>150971094yes! a genius who should never ever be fired
>>150971029Thing with Roki is I don't know if he has the mental fortitude to be a late-inning guy, desu. He's shown to be a little too emotionaly fragile since 2023 at the WBC. Then again. There's little to no other option at this point.
>>150971099You wish you had him.
>>150971108yes but sadly you'll never give him up so I'll only be able to fantasize
Chadres unironically gonna win the west. But that also means we're probably facing the Phillies in the NLDS instead of the brewers, which I think is a negative to the bragging rights of winning the division
>>150971112
>>150971149that's what I just said though?
It really is going to be the Vedder Cup World series, isn't it?
>>150971124go padres
>>150971124They'll be fine if our offense literally just hits with RISP and Slugs, and hoping our starter gives us at least 6-7 innings. Might as well just do Doyers way, just depend on the Bullpen to win you the WS.
>>150971169Rematch of 1998 ^_^
>>150971169NIKKE vs Super Mario
>>150970761>this literal anime child is an adult because i generated her with adult tits!i need to leave this website
>>150970948no one in my country knows who this is
>>150970961kek
>>150971063>Baseball first began existing in 1923.i've been rewatching ken burns baseball and know for a fact you're wrong
People doubted me earlier this year, but it's gonna be a Padiners World Series
>>150971170i clicked on this expecting her to remove her top. ai has conditioned me to expect more, to expect perfection
>>150971255I'm doubting you right this second
>>150971229yeah like i mean where the fuck do you think you are?
>>150971271a baseball thread. BASEBALL
>>150971274on 4channel owned by a literal jap fraud living in paris
>>150971255
I don't know which is funnier. Manfraud finally implementin ABS system because they thought they could Umpball the Padres out of a win, hoping they would miss the playoffs or just finally realizing that people are nooticing that atrocious umpiring.Either way, thanks Chadres for exposing broocroo. Even with umps. Lol.
>>150970607How is it dead? He mindfucked his career to death kek.
>>150970607but he won?
>>150971300I am ready for the real Vedder cup rematch
>>150971433I keep on getting this Manoah guy mixed up with that Manaea guy.
>>150971595Rooker MINDFUCKED Manaea
>>150971783jays will win somethingthey qualified already
>>150971788They wont win shit you know it.A playoff participation trophy is the best they'll ever achieve this day and age.
>>150971799a trophy's a trophysmoke em if you gottem
>>150971783casual
>jints
>St. Louis 9, San Francisco 8And that's a Redbird winner!.500 is in their reach!
Morning all.
Seeing all the soft losers piling on the Fry sympathy bandwagon like he's Charlie fucking Kirk or something makes me sick.Skubal could have expressed himself without looking like a huge cuckhold to Cleveland. Dude practically gave away the game right then and there. I swear he would have fellate the entire Cleveland bench and bullpen if it would take back the pitch.This is a playoff fucking game, bitch. You don't need to get the feelies about beaning some guy in the face when he purposefully ducked his face into the strike zone.Fuck Skubal I really hope he gets traded this offseason. It's bad enough that we have the Big Cheater Hinch as manager and a bunch of rapists in the FO. We definitely don't need limp dicks like Skubal that are going to give up games after getting a little bit shaken up.
>>150971250such a great series, I really enjoyed that oneapparently he's got a new series coming in November on the Revolutionary War which should also be kino
When the Guardians win the WS, will Clase get a ring?
>>150972329who the fuck are the guardians
>>150971783>blow gays kek
>>150970674A lot of Red Man chewing tobacco
>>150970976Roki was not a bad pickup. He throws hard and is super young. You just have to be mindful of the fact that he's a rookie and not a super-generational talent like Yams. Everyone else though? Yeeesh...
Where was the Fuwawa shitter last night?
>>150972409what are you, his boss?
>>150972424Just a homo on parade
gayants Lmfao
>>150972138>>150972357kys faggots
>>150972424No I am his lover
>>150972409guessing he's on a little 3-day, the jannies were actually doing their job and pretty ruthlessly sweeping up all the shit on Sundayjust enjoy it while it lasts
sneakin'
Anyone else not a Tigers fan but rooting for them to win the ALC just out of pity for their fans?
>>150972783detroit or cleveland would be my preference to win the al. seattle a distant third because its just too funny for them to keep their streak of never appearing in a world series alive
GM /mlb/. I hope you all have a great day.
>>150972622Tough guy over here
>>150972865I'm a girl though
live to fight another day GM and LGM
Padres are gunna sweep the Brewers>but they couldn't beat the Mets>or the Reds>or the Orioles>or the Twins>or the Marinersbeisbol es muy loco, cabron
>>150972857gm. It may just be right in front of us.
>>150972206morning
best coast
>>150973027I’m beginning to believe…
>>150973027don't you have loli to go beat off to or something instead of shitting up the board
>>150973027new york baby, home!
>>150973070what your city doesn't have massive mountains of leaky garbage sitting on the sidewalk twice a week until it gets picked up?
chikaner seething kek
>>150973070i can practically smell the visable sewage steam. its like im there! fuhgeddaboutit!
The new roof on the trop is on its way
>>150973091a poor way to spend money
>>150973091looks gay
>>150973070Would rather live in that pile of garbage than be a stinky smelly flyover kek
>>150973167only the finest accommodations for new yorkers
>>150973167>Would rather live in that pile of garbagethat'll be $1200 a month plus utilities plus taxes plus the support black businesses fee
>-0.8 WARBuddy is going to be the reason why we'll have a salary cap in 2027
>>150973182>$1200 in downtown Manhattan
Its up! :Ohttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46346687/mlb-2025-full-season-grades-all-30-teams-brewers-phillies-dodgers-mets-yankees
>>150973224>This grade is contingent on the Blue Jays holding on to the AL East titlethat's not fair
>>150973237Yeah its pretty retarded to post an article like this with a week left in the season.
>>150973224How do the Mariners not get an A for their best season since 2001
>The Greatest City in the World got ‘em seething
>>150973244>hey ma i can see our sbarro from he-uh!
>>150973258the only sbarro i know of is in times squaremaybe one downtown?
>ruins your wild card chancesNothing personnel resd
gm mariners nation TODAY IS THE DAY
>>150973360for what? a postseason ending injury?
>>150973070>the smell of piss wafting in the airWouldn't have it any other way. >>150973091The Rays were great tenants and they will get back their security deposit plus tip.
Shouldn’t you flyover cucks and all your teams have been raptured away yesterday?
>>150973414Yes! (on the astros)
>>150973452Don't know about no flyovers, but my team was blessed by god and sent to heaven last night.
I believe the Cubs can make a run this year
patiently waiting for astros to get eliminated from playoff contention
>doyerpacos thought they had the division lockedKEK
>>150973510Frankly the astros have no excuse not beating our crippled, hardluck, downandout baseball club!
>>150973566Smashburgers, IPAs, Funko Pops, and the 'lot. Simple as
>>150973631you and i are two cheeks of the same ass!
>>150970826he cute
Mickey Moniak was wearing #16 when he was with the Angels, and he agreed to switch numbers so Kikuchi could wear it when he signed with them since it was his preferred number. But then Moniak got released and signed with the Rockies and Kikuchi never got to thank him.But Kikuchi still wanted to thank him so he had this painting of Moniak as a samurai commissioned and gave it to him when the Angels and Rockies played a few days ago.
Are the Dodgers really going to lose the division to the Padres by the weekend?
>>150973670Yes.
>>150973660I miss Kooch, great guy
>>150973414You need to fucking chill
>>150973670Yes :)
>>150973723niggas need to be tough as naylz
>>150973670>bring this much of a bandwagoner Fagwawa kek
sneks
>>150973854sea sneks sneakin' up on 'em
>>150973670There is no way you're a actually a Dodgers fan. You have to be trolling kek
Guys, baseball is on.
>>150973888based… BALL!!!
>>150973888Yeah, maybe on planet retard
guys, tendies are on
>>150973924keep us posted
might get some Cane's for lunch
>>150973924Tendies? For breakfast?
lol you retards cant help yourselves replying to the worst posters and then you complain why they're still here
No one cares, Alejandro
Going to Chadres game today so hopefully they will win
i just flipped them
care for this bussy
>Bryce Elder>is 26
>>150973958it's brunch hours mane
>>150973924I'll take mine with waffles please, my Mariners are going to win the division so it's okay to treat myself :)
>>150974007It’s 9:30 in the dang morning
>>150974034oh so you'll have bacon or ham with your waffles but tendies are a bridge too far? shut up.
>>150974034It's 11:40 where I'm standing at
Astros choked the divisionTigers choked the divisionBlue Jays are next to choke the division
>>150974048I have never had chicken and waffles before teebeeaych
>>150974091It's got a enjoyable sweet and savory profile
>this is the century the mariners win the west>this is the decade the mariners win the west>this is the year the mariners win the west>this is the month the mariners win the west>this is the week the mariners win the west>this is the day the mariners win the west--YOU ARE HERE-->this is the hour the mariners win the west>this is the minute the mariners win the west>this is the second the mariners win the west>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west>the mariners won the west
Dont miss out on where all the cool padrepaco cats hang out.
>>150974113Mariner chads... I kneel. I am glad we won't have to face you in the playoffs. Now go! Crush the enemies of frenship!We're all behind you. Go gettem Mariners!
>>150974119Anglebros here, I forgot about this place... They always stream the Padre game here everyday. I forgot how I got kicked out lmao. Bretty based
>>150974119Im pretty sure this chick came from that place
its 2:30 pm here in newfoundland, b'ys
>>150974091I made them once and they're pretty good.>>150974113MANY are saying this! >I'm going to spend coffee time rendering webms from last nightIt just feels great.>>150974123tiggies and injuns are, last checked, on our side of the bracket
When MLB expands to 32 teams it should be 4 divisions of 4 teams per league and only the division winners go to playoffs
>>150974197This was basically how the AL west worked for a long time.
we won the mass shooting :)
>>150974113:)
>>150974203I think it was an nl west dispute, not my problem.
is this real chat?
thanks manfred
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I just love my shitty stinky Mariners, good or bad, no matter what.
I think my doggies should lose to spite the mets
>>150974233Same but with my Poodres
>dey not like uswhy do chicanos speak like blacks?
>>150974238You should let my Padres win the division to spite them too
>>150974172Thornton's always been a great clubhouse guy. He was the Jays' 6th starter during those weird 2019-2021 years and a perennial member of the taxi squad.
>>150974233I was fully prepared for a terrible season, especially after those road trips.
>>150974233isn't Seattle infested with jeets?
>>150974272I'm a certified foureyes respecter and I didn't know this lovable backstory.
>>150974285There are more now but it's nothing like Dallas.
>>150974264I don't really think it matters if we lose the division.
If the Angels are doing one thing right, they objectively have the best play by play broadcaster in the game. There I said it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h1nBzc47Ic
>>150974272for me? the grandyman
>>150974310what about important bragging rights and ending a generation of failure and pain?
>>150974310It has been almost 2 decades since our last division title
>>150971250Baseball didn't exist until 1923. Stay beta. Yankees Universe
>>150974326Based Grandyman appreciator
>>150973061>doubting the yankees and jazz swag
>>150974350that's not true
I want a pennant.
>>150974113Winning the Division day!
>>150974406Yankees didn't arrive until 1923 so everything before is null and void. Deal with it flyover.
>>150974448I live in New York
>>150974441>he thinks he's mvpAll rise
>>150974350The universe is 13.9 billion years old thou
>>150974452Traitor
>>150974461And you've been here to see the Yankees win the 2025 title ^_^
>>150974281Nobody is scared of the Mariners in October
We got a live one!>>150974467>>150974467>>150974467
>the higher the team on the list, the more ump bullshit went their wayABS cannot come fast enough
>>150974504They saved all the umpball for the Jays in the last week of the season though. Blatant Manfred/Rogers rigging to fill the seats.
>>150974504delete this!
>>150974224
>>150974476The Jays are absolutely scared of the Mariners in October.
>>150974504>tor and nyy at the topWOW, WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!!!
>>150974519>choke>blame officialsThis is why you don't have 27 rings and none since 1993
>>150974504Abs isn’t coming retard. A two strike challenge system is not abs.2/27 outs can be challenged. Stay beta
>>150974539Timmy Mayza and the fat panda are gone, I fear the umps more.
>>150974504It's important to cultivate good relationships with the umpires!
>>150974224>>150974527
>>150974553The two strike challenge system will be using ABS. You are a retard.
>>1509745042/3rds of our numbers come from this dudes hidden ability to make the ump give him every borderline call
>>150974553Holy fuck you’re actually retarded lmao
>>150974553Bro I get you started watching baseball last month, but at least do some research
>>150974553wrong, clown. Calls that go the teams way can keep their challenge and use it again.
>>150974605he's right. it's not a fully automated system. they are tracking every pitch, but you only get 2 challenges per game. now you keep your challenges if you are successful, but it's not the same thing as fully automated. yet.
>"Okay Edward, you got your seats filled, now let us do our job and get your platitudes ready."
>>150974631He said only 2 of 27 outs can be challenged dumb dumb, the system is not for challenging outs lmao. You can also challenge ad many times as you want if you keep getting them correct.
>they know the yankees are never losing ever again so they just call us bandwagonersso beta
>>150974645what's his end game?
>>150974119Sick, another degenerate cord from 4chan to steal emotes/soundboards from.
Yes abs is technically coming to baseballIn a very niche and irrelevant manner.Keep coping.
>watch him call us retard permavirgins again when he loses an argument
Which team will try today?
>>150974709Nico cubbin' for that batting title!
>>150974709my mariners of course!
>>150974703How about just chill out a little bit.
This is good but I want the dodgers and padres in the same wildcard game.
>>150974709Nico cubbin' for dat batting title!
>>150974735not possible
Pressure.
>>150974708You think the game is rigged because the blow gays choked away the division. Talk about beta. Cope and seethe
>>150974605>>150974584>>150974626>>150974615He's right, it's not an AUTOMATED system if you have to MANUALLY challenge it.
>>150974735It's impossible for the Padres to drop to the 6th seed
>>150974754>because the blow gays choked away the divisionjays are still in the lead :)
>>150974735Why would you want that
>>150974744>>150974761well well well
>>150974769they hate each other and that makes for good baseball. there's a risk with the way the bracket has shaken out that they won't even see each other
>The Washington Nationals will name Paul Toboni (former assistant GM of the Red Sox) as their new head of baseball operations.
>>150974762We're never losing again and you can't beat the red sux. Top kek. Yankee mystique
>>150974807but da mets are gonna fold like a cheap suit and the phils will easily defeat the doyars
>>150974756>only 2 of 27 outs>outshe’s retarded and so are you
>>150974527Oh, he BOILIN'. HE'S TURNING RED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>this blow gays cope and seething
>le VPN samefag spammer flags killed /sp/
Do not reply to chikaner
>>150974721>>150974736>>150974850>Nico cubbin' for that batting title!
>>150974527KWAB
Hide chikaner posts.Continue posting about baseball.
>>150974882Curious. Esposito means little husband in Spanish. Twinkaner confirmed
>little husband KEK
>MESSI MESSI MESSI>precious medals>ñ>little husband>Yo de Argentina, retardoTWINKANER SISSIES HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?????????
i was like>phew~ we sure dodged that win
>>150974908Kiss my polo Rican bbc
Little husband seething kek
Puerto Rico has more wealth than Argentina. Kek, keep electing cucks while we keep winning at life and baseball.
racism has got to go
>>150974983>Rican shave more Caucasian blood than argiesBased retard learn to read your charts.
>>150975014Baseball is for everyone.
Why doesn't Otani simply start, play the field, and enter the game in relief? Dodgers need a team player not a selfish diva
I like how little husband has this composite boogeyman of everyone who’s ever made him feel bad. Not even catholic and he’s got his anti-catholic folder ready KWAB.
>>150975029Kek look at him seethe and I’m not even Mexican, Puerto Rican, or Dominican lol. That’s what really makes it funny.
>>150975014it's natural, though. the prettiest sweetest blonde and asian girls when i was in elementary just hated indians and the indians never did anything to them. based pretty girls
>>150975061I'm still suprised we haven't seen more two way players since he joined. You don't really hear about it in the minors or college either.
>>150975074Twinkaner is mindbroken, some say his mother fucked a Dominican guy.
Let’s talk about that Mets win streak
>>150975082There's always a few guys drafted as two-way players every year, but teams pidgeonhole them early on because prospect washout is insane
>id’ oh my kek
>>150974264DESU I would rather have a potential Brewers matchup in DS, hopefully they can get Cubs at home tho
>>150975118How big is it?
whites and east asians are the only good people
>>150975114QUE LO QUE
>>150975145id’ say it’s only a budding win streak of one game atm
>>150973957>Cane'sCanes'
>>150973660Moniak is also a certified Chargers-hater from SD I like him
>>150975139That's true. Not many make it in one position, let alone two.
Keith Hernandez MINDFUCKED the seething chikaner in the sweltering summer of 25
>>150975190Meant for>>150975123
>>150975170wateringsprout.jpg
>>150975228Kek
>bunting a fastball into your own facewdhmbt>>150974709Not my tigers
>>150975143Same but it would also be nice to cuck the doyers
like clockwork this retard shows up at the same time everyday and you stupid attention whores simply can't ignore him
>>150975123Caglianone and Skenes made it as 2-way players all the way up to college where they had to quit doing it and focus on just one aspect of the game. It's just that difficult to succeed as a TWP. But I'm sure Skenes would have been a pretty solid hitting pitcher if they still had that in the NL
Anytime I see Manoah I think of the recording of the fat guy in Britain filming all of his restaurant/fast food meals
The racial sport of hispanics is povertyball
>>150975145>Clinch a playoff berth to play baseball in October>Celebrate like you just won the whole thing>Still have to play another regular season game the next dayNo one will even remember you played October ball unless you made it to the World Series.
>>150974824how is the frog poster wrong?
>>150975271I agree
>>150975269Eyes on the prize; a division title (especially this year's midoff) wouldn't mean much. If I was sure they'd win it all then it'd be the preferred route
>>150975271kek it really do be like that
>>150975295He’s defending one tiny part of what the yanktard said when the rest of what he said is moronic.
>>150975279Yeah the DH really sucks for taking away the handful of good hitting pitchers.. can't believe it's been four years already :( I know Ohtani is on another level, but I don't know how you can love his game and not appreciate a starter getting a hit however infrequent
>>150975271It’s funny to gas him up and make him seethe when there’s no games on. He’s /mlb/‘s retarded plaything.
>>150975353Soul
>>150975261why didn't he put the bat in front of the ball
>>150975390pitcher on base in a jacket kino…
>>150974709Not my astros that's for sure
>>150974504>Manfred rigging it for the canuck team because of trumps evil tariffsThey are still a first round exit but that's gay
Fuck the Dodgers
>>150975494Many are saying this
kek poodrepedos
>>150975353>>150975390I miss pitchers running the bases
Gaw...guh...
I think it'd be funny if Chadres managed to somehow win the division at the very end. Especially because we won't even have to worry about facing the doggies until the NLCS assuming either team makes it. Doggie Doos will seethe about it forever
>>150975595I literally look like this
>>150975600dm me
>>150975600can i get your number
>Average IQ by Country : Puerto Rico, 81.99this explains so much
>>150975600Say Gex
>>150975631
>Warning: File too large
>>150975667Recker had a point
is there anything more overrated than iq? the highest iq nation on the planet is japan and those people are directly responsible for weebs
>>150975261why didn't the batter simply bunt for a base hit instead of hitting himself in the face? i question the manager calling a bunt to the face in that situation.
>jints are out>fish and sneks are still mathematically insneks better sweep the doggie doos and the fish gotta sweep the mets and phillies because it'd be funny
>>150975689weebs are just their psyop revenge for the nuke tho
>>150975292
>>150975689Well that’s their xwIQ+ that’s really what you wanna check
>>150975689I dont even know my IQ
>>150975667Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>150975689Good morning saar
>>150975747>>150975689For me, it's the eye test.
>>150975788check your digits
Are baseball fans all low IQ boomers?
>>150975882this was supposed to be baseball in 2020
>>150975882He's right
only degenerate gamblers want robot umps
>>150975882He's right tho
>>150975902>>150975926Why the fuck would you want the officiating to be more fallible when you're capable of having a borderline perfect ump? And the last part is just an idiotic slippery slope fallacy.
LIVE ump cam INSTANT betting on EACH pitch if challenged or not PLUS prop bets on what the robot will sayPLACE YOUR WAGER
TUD (TOTAL UMP DEATH)
>>150975920>gamblers want less RNG?
>>150974119Not bad, ty.
no don't...NO DON'T!!!
Why are you all arguing about baseball? The Yankees have already won the World Series
>cease on the moundthere goes the sweep, poodrebros...
if you're an east coast hispanic your canonical team is the mets
we all LOVE the cubbies!?!?
>>150976038>tattoodropped
baseball test
>>150976126no
cities shouldn't have multiple teams desuthe white sox and mets should be moved
Chadres time! Last start as a Padre(he'll be a bullpen guy in the postseason lol)
arraez's dumb little arms
kek poodres
>>150975882pfma
>>150975943why stop therewhy leave offense up to weak humans when we could have robot batters blasting it over the outfield every inning
>>150976337Top Kek. A Yankee wouldn't be phased by this
don't make me spread ya!
>>150975943why have humans doing anything then. Baseball shouldn't have technology at all. No camera reviews, no pitchcoms, no ABS.
are the brew crew about to set up ANOTHER first inning grand slam lol?
STILL laughing at George Springer. >blow gays kek
KEK POODRES
fuckin cheerio
>>150976375based
>poodrepacos thought it was gone
>>150976360Blow Gays have a shit offense no matter the umps
>>150976337Criminal
>struggling against ceasethe broors are definitely trying to screw the cubs
>>150976337Maybe he should've tried to bunt with the bat instead of his face.
>>150976477;)
the fake uecker speech murphy did threw off the brewers' mojo and now they're in postseason form
*raises paw*I can haz cubbie win tudai
>>150976537No
>>150976537>*raises paw*>I can haz cubbie win tudai
at this rate we're getting a cubgers wild card lol
>>150976545why is /mlb/ full of the chicano cubs fans and not the hwhite ones?
Time for the Brewers to lose for fucking cubbies purposes
>>150976526Anthony Uecker?
>>150976571i love how spiteful flyovers are kek
I was on IRL vacation for two weeks during September when this guy started showing up. What is his rationale for calling cubs fans Chicanos?
I’m taking it as a good thing that I have no idea what he’s talking about
Yankees are never losing again and that's still less boring than watching other teams try to play baseball
ump screwed cease on that one
>>150975965was he trying to suck his own dick
has it ever occured to you that the guy who hates meds, catholics, all of latin america, chicanos, people with brown eyes, and some others might not be a chicano?
what the hell was that throw from cease lol
Cease can't field...stick to strikeouts man....
good call blue
>>>/int/215209261>>>/int/215209268which is it, /mlb/?
>challenged give umpies a break, they're about to lose their jobs...
NOT SO FAST, POODRES
>>150976759
>overturnedjust kicking the poor umps while they're down...
