HEEMS ARE ON THIS WEEKEND... THANK YOU MR. DANA WHITE AND THE ENTIRE UFC TEAM!!https://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-september-27-2025heemvious: >>150960103
Finland
Imagine you're trying to rizz up the baddies but Justin "the highlight" Gaethje starts doing backflips!
>>150971706This impersonation of me is substandard please apply yourself more
dogshit thread
>>150971775It's not bro it's fucking quality. If you're a true UFC you can use this information provided.
Gamrot pívot.
Woah this weekends card is shit. Some are saying it might be the most shit card of all time
Many are saying they've never seen a card so shit in only 8 short months we have taken cards to places no one ever though possible it's true
>>150971844Talking about ONE? Agreed
I would quite effortlessly and expeditiously heem you stiff I must lament
It's okay, Jean Silva's win will put the fighting nerds back on track to title contention.
its a pretty shite card all things said but seeing reyes standing over the corpse of ulberg will be quite satisfyingi think the prelims have some sloppy banger potential
Jean Silva had a melty and hit Lopes after he lost like an overeager little shabbos bitch he will be disgracing PFL with his crash bandicoot impression within two years this is the mingeheem consensus
>>150972000>crash bandicoot impression
>Jean silva
>>150971941Bappa...
Lopes put Silva in a Volk Taki Burger and ate every last bite of that nasty shit!
K-1 is better than goyimbrainhijack FC (ufc)
Sadly Tapalaev was found hiding from Chamadaddy...
bumrot
>>150972246Many such cases
Inshallah PeRoevWade and Jiraped get flushed
I use a bidet to avoid such things
Murrmurrmurrmurrmurr
>>150972284You devour dementia diaper dookies like deep dish pizza
I could feel the Earth shudder in fear when this happened
>>150972284
>they let anthony smith commentate contender last nightthank god i didn't stay up, absolute state of the poofc
CHAMA!
c-chomo
>>150972385Factual post sadly
>>150972381I remember the Poatan era like it was yesterday.... Two full weeks of pure kino it was...
>>150971706Is that Minty? Of course it's Minty.
>>150972390Under 7s as in under 7 pro-wins you jew-brained freak
>>150972437Creatures like the pak have only one thing on their mind I fear
Gane throws a jab, aspinal cowers in fear
Abus Squad.Natalia Nation.That's how we roll in Gelsenkirchen.
>ganecels are subhuman tony haters that don't know the meaning of basic english wordsoof
Aspinal showing great cowardice by shaking his head begging for mercy
geometrygeniusnessgane
The slimmer my shoulders get the bigger my dicks grows.
God.Gaethje.
>>150972544You unveiled Nate Diaz' secret
>>150972564Is that a euphemism for something homosexual
Abussy Magomedov
Keep it up pal we will get the extradition treaty back up and you won't be having the last laugh I can assure you
>>150972573Not really. Nate is just the first person I think of when narrow shoulders are mentioned.
>>150972525May the hand wither that wrote this post.
>>150972026WOAH
>>150972390Every single time this image is posted, Xadame complains.
Anybody ever killed a man?
If you've killed a woman you can post about that too, in case you were wondering. Don't worry
no but i did just spray an islam all over the ankalaev
I pay taxes so yes.
It's a work you marks
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
heem
Khabib owes me tax
Am I still baned? Pease god Im sorry, this has been an dark two weeks for me. Never before have I ben banned for so long, Ill never type an forbidden word again PLSAE
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
What is the worst division and why is it FW?
>>150973230Every division is a disaster right now. I'm not even being dramatic. If ank beats Pereddit again it's so fucking over
>>150973238this
This was an dark time for me and Id apperciate some hellos
Brendan Schaub has a fucking awesome collection of cars and his wife has a fat ass. Respect.
@150973273How do I upvote this?
Like and subscribe.
>>150973273what were you in for?
I hate them
>>150973238More rematches thatll freshen it up
>>150973273We need to do something about this fucked
>>150973364>>150973344Typed an banned forum in an post
>>150973238and hes going to be sub or KO too
Thoughts on the McGregor era?
>>150973373beast of an era
>>150973373Was awesome even his downfall.
>>150973373Not a old school man myslef, I came in during Pyfers era
>>150973373Overhyped garbage
>>150973373People forget man. Marcus Brimmage, Diego Brandao, Dennis Silver. Marauders
>>150973367So you linked to a snuff or Carlos Prates site is what you're saying
Any other 2024 oldfags here?
>>150973432Carlos prates is generally a permaban
>>150973440>2024>oldfagsorry kid but the oldfag cutoff is 2020
>>150973440No
>>150973443So is threatening a federal agent on 4chan doesnt mean it is just.
>>150973443how would you know
>>150973523Fucking kek
>generally
Not any more you're not chatty pattie
Gonna be an father in 4 weeks. Girlfried is having her ex husbands baby and she wants me to be the stepdad. Kind of bervous but im ready to step up and inpsire this kid and help raise it
>>150973604
>>150973604Splendid news a delight to read
>>150973604>
>>150973604>an fatherI fear your kid will be as smart as Aspinall Jr.
>>150973604>>
Fucking dicks why do I tell yoy guys anytihng
Finland doesn't won't to share anything about his new business. I think he just doesn't want us to feel bad. What a guy
Draw your best Charles >>150971681
>>150973364Fucker*
>>150973604I’ll heem that child
>>150973604Was actually my gametes what proliferated in your woman's ingress
>>150973683
>ex-gf is about to marry some George Costanza looking nepobaby
>>150973735Why is this photo of Kamaru such a favourite?
>>150973735u think they got a prenupt?
>>150973842Tequila tastes like ass
goyimsoulshredder FC (ufc) fucking sucks
>goyimsoulshredder FC (ufc) fucking sucks
there's gonna be some new rules around here
ONE won the winning contest on every day and the losing contest on opposite day. turn your monitor on
>>150973806Kamaru Was Always Based and the pics potrays doubt quite well >>150973813No
>>150973942Ok one of the top rules. Post above your's, don't do that
Which Digimon would perform the best in the ufc?
>>150973968kabutarimon
>>150973735At least you got to fuck her before the other guy did. So in many ways, you won the story.
>>150973604Hoenslty? Respect.
The UFC just keep getting more and more based!
>>150973959Fair enough
how does the ufc make their money back on the trillion dollar white house event
>>150974101Dana onlyfans
>>150974101They signed 7.7 billion USD deal with Paramount/CBS
>>150973238>FLW Pantoja running laps around complete bums>BW Merab has only 1 rematch left for full clear>FW Volk buckbreaks everyone until he retires. after he does, Movshart will brutally split decision Lopes>LW contenders aiming for title shot. champ aiming for another belt without any fights happening>WW only good division>MW half gets beaten by cumshot, another half by diddy >LHW literally only Rountree doing anything>HW the only interesting thing about whole division is if Tom beats Gane faster than Jones or not
Dana whites personal rabbi shmooley has been caught sexting minors in las vegas police department sting with israeli government official tom alexandrovich.Donald trunp personally released alexandrovic who is currently in israel while rabbi shmoolay and dana white couldnt be reached for comment
>>150974159Fuck you
>>150974131yeah but thats just like having the ppv revenue up front. they still have to make the money for it
>>150974159My stars, ain't that a heck of a thing
>>150974180Viewership for the White House card will be unprecedented
>>150974174Im just reporting the news, pal.
Chama is rattled
>>150974159
>>150974207Fuck you
The Gaethje Era50 000 BC - Current
>>150974234>not naming it BGFake one.
>>150974214Factual post sadly
Just took a heinous Dana Frederick White Jr. in the UFC
Ok I'm back what have I missed
>>150974199oh yeah i guess its paramount that has to make their money back
just took an ulberg in the dominick
>>150974214that idiot thinks that we are hiding from him because we are scared but we are actually just waiting for the right moment to strike
>>150974484No you didn't.
>>150974508something like 90% of women found paul craig sexy but only 50% for costa
>>150974568Were the pictures pre or post Turkish Hair Transplant brazza?
We gotta stop talking abuot poo so much here, we are in our 30s for chrissakes
>>150974159We need to get out of people's private lives
>>150974691Hah ahmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87iPKE5eLpM>aspinall's son is actually a geniusganecels in absolute shambles
>>150974691Talmbout schaubing?
>>150974766The baddest man on the planet makes every scene he is in so wholesome. You can make a family sitcom on this dude.
You couldn't walk a mile in my Polo Ralph Lauren leather loafers brother. You'd get a blister and probably scuff them too.
>>150974766There’s two types of autismos, the assbergers ones who are scientists and coders then the full retard pants shitting ones
We use kilometers
>>150974829Metric is so fucking retarded man, y'all need to switch back to Imperial when the race war starts.
Sausages wrapped in bacon (four) some potatoes (five) and a wild mushroom sauce (one) to compliment wahranis could never
How tall am I you ask? Well I'm 182 centimeters tall. Is that not an intuitive interval for you? Okay here 18.2 decimeters, you know 1.82 meters. Does this seriously make any fucking sense to you compared to 6' ?
>>150974885>182>tallCome now b
>>150974885Lil shrimpy over here
Lil short stacks
>>150974893That would make you top 3% of the population on earth. Is being taller than 97% of other humans not enough to be considered tall?
Lil pip squeak
Lil tree stump pulling statistics out now
Metric is based on some 3'3" physically deformed french homosexual and mathematician Frederic Duheem
Lil pygmy pete talking smack over here
Lil spike dudley's a historian now
Looks like the metric cucks got revved kwab
>>150974885at least you steel man'd metricfeet and inches is more intuitive for human height but thats about it. measuring a picture frame in fractions of an inch is retarded
I'm sorry, finnish homosexual
Lil midget mike acting like his panties ain't wound tight
>82.55>3 and a quarterheh ok
>>150974951Honestly I don't even think centimeters are better than inches for 99% of the time. Not until you get to millimeters that there's actually any reason to switch.
And don't even fucking get me started on Celsius.
Lil buzz lightyear seems to have had his jimmies rustled by the deadly decimals I do declare in despair
Hey can I get 0.000136260 of a football field of water please? Yeehaw
where is this squeaky noise coming from?*looks down*>>150974949hey bro can you keep it down? we are trying to discuss mma here
>>150975005Say no more b*pisses on you*
>>150975013Destroyed that dwarf
Some little dude just stood on his tippy toes and pissed directly onto my toes
Guess the fighter
Oh yeah, you don't think measuring WATER by CUPS is an intuitive system? Because I suppose 236 milliliters is easier for you to visualize?
Must really chap y'all's asses that there's not 100 minutes in an hour.
>>150975047It's a hangover from wahrani times babylon if I'm not mistaken no IC1 would make such a clumsy system
>>150974946Kek
>>150975058Why didn't the finnish system persist?
how come americans dont measure weight in stone? seems like they would be all over that
16 and a half stone belly floppin' on your metric bitch ass
It's all well and good but has anyone said thank you this whole thread to sweden for standardizing science for us
>>150975101Bodied that fourigner.
You're posting in english on a 13" monitor.
https://youtube.com/shorts/uEIme2uJL-g?si=bdipGoKl2GcF228l
>>150975101>5'9>231lbsHE'S FAT
>>150975130Inner dialogue off and monitor on pal
>>150975148
>>150975158
Imagining being american actually makes you smarter as it stimulates fat growth in your brain
still isnt clear what dc meant by jon jones being typical
>>150975183it means he's a typical enword you goof
>>150975183He meant that Jon committed crimes and did drugs which means he fits the mold of "black fighter" while DC is just a jolly glutton and is thus rejected by the fans for being "too white".
>>150975183That's he's not as fat as DC like the most of us are
>>150975208the thing DC doesn't get is jones isn't popular either and was never a draw
>>150975208ahironic since dc is an actual nigga from lousiana and jon is the polo shirt wearing white boy
>>150975219Almost feel bad for belal here being around a cormier so drunk you know he smells like disinfectant and laura being a shameless whore this was a rough one to get through and I drink and cavort with the ladies imagine poor belal
>>150975236>>150975239DC is the only one that managed to fumble the fan support leading into a Jones fight.
>>150975239>jon is le white XDwhere does this faggot meme come fromDC is absolutely right when he says jon is a typical black
Bella Muhammad's Top 3 Most Underrated UFC Champions of All Time 1. Bella Muhammed
This card is really really bad
Western Australia pays tens of millions of dollars to see Jack Jenkins and Justin Tafa
>>150975303I see why youd say that, lots of lowkey bangers on this card cazzies won't recognize.
>>150975303Matthews/Magny is interesting in that I can't believe it hasn't happened already.
>>150975321Australian dollars though it's like pesos or something
>fiziev injured on the same knee for the third time in a row IT'S OVAH
>>150975324Fur shur b Jimmy Crute is must see TV
31 days until Gane fights.
>>150974810He's not the baddest man.There's a 45 year old man in an off the radar town, deep in the Serbian countryside who raises Mules, who would knock Aspinal out with a 70% punch, slap N'gannou, and give Jon a wedgie. All before 8am when he hasn't even had his bland slav meal his wife cooked yet
>>150975344Only cazzies see a problem with a card having exactly 3 ranked fightersReal hardcores are excited to see Jamie Mullarky and *checks notes* uhhh how do you say this kids name... uh... Josieus... M-Mu... Muzaza?
Forgot to add his favourite Mule is called Hendrick and he diddles kids but nobody knows about that, not relevant though
>>150975369It was a yewchewb comment m8
Australia paid money for this
>>150975344Ugh, I know I just hate fighters with over a 75% finish rate right? Fucking retard.
>>150975389>not talmbout oban>not talmbout stirlingWEE WOO WEE WOO CAZZIE ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>150975369That man’s name? Ciryl Gabe.
AARONFUCKINGPICO
Ciryl is the only man who can fill Bones' proverbial shoes
>>150975303The card will justify itself as an vehicle for Reyes recapturing the blet
>>150975303Please God let Reyes heem Shartlos.
Ugh Jimmy Crute? Give me Arman vs Gamrot 2, that first fight was a grappling MASTERCLASS folks!
No you don't get it if you're not excited for a Jimmy Crute co-main even you're a fucking cazzie
18 million $60/yr subscriptions = the $1.1 billion a year paramount is paying ufc
>>150975484Shan't
>>150975472How is Crute still signed?
Brendan "All-In" Allen is actually a badass nickname
>>150975472Literally a 66% fight finish rate on your own screenshot btw.
Aaron "66% finish rate" Pico
Wow
We need more YN fighters in the ufc
None of the top 15 lightweights are booked.Dana White is so shit at his job.
Shartkalaev got flushed I fear. hid in fear inside a closet.
pereira is seetheing at ank
Merle has to have a truly perfect minge flawless in appearance and texture like a silk clam
>>150975682Let me guess: You watch fight fairy.
>>150975716I do indeed
>>150975424No, but possibly him too. Saturday night we'll find out
>>150975409That's alright, I've just always wanted to say that, not really directed at you. Those definitely didn't sound like your words anyway
https://youtu.be/m3m0bfMciWU?si=_crkDGEjhy8dlU3I
The toughest guys aren't in the UFC, and most haven't even trained martial arts. Think about that fir a second chaps and let it blow your noggen
>>150975754I would be ashamed if I was making videos and featured myself on thumbnails like that
>>150975814I know you're trying to be silly but I'm not a pro fighter and I would absolutely destroy Michelle Waterson's mouth and pussy
I'm so full>>150975778I guess they'd just meant he's the champion but the whole thing was so grovelling I had to copy it
>>150975814I'm ashamed of myself and I don't make any videos at all. Get your grind up lil bro.
>>150975824Care to share bud?
dont let them memory hold the justin bieber interview
>>150975838Raped bitch.
>>150975472>Neil Magny vs Jack Matthews is two billings below thiswhat the fuck are we doing
>>150975814if your face was clickbait then it would make financial sense
>>150975838I'm just saying Belal and Ariel have never been in the same room
>>150975863If by clickbait you meant finnish and sometimes swedish cock receptacle then you would be correct
Poor, poor petrified piggy... Xhe got her pigussy split, drawn, stretched, prolapsed, and cherry popped by xer Big Ankdaddy's BBC... Xer pork bussy will never be the same, I fear...
>>150975875Betting on Magomed and Islam's next fights is going to be the easiest money I ever made in my whole life.
Islam Mackeral is easily the most over-rated fighter of all time but JDM is LITERALLY a contender series bum with no grappling.
>fighter you ready?>fighter you- what he fuck?
>>150975874Afraid I have to concur in great abundance (frightfully)
AGPoatan has already commenced the snowbunny training in preparation for Ankdaddy's BBC.
>>150974923Manlet cut is like 185 nowadays.
>>150975825Copy some stuff from Reddit if you really want us to cringe
Stop complaining about this weekends cards. At least we have fights!
Work. Come on heem, you need to show me something or I'm going to stop this. You need to work.
If a fighter's best strikes are listed as a jab and a calf kick you know he's boring.
>>150976136Establishing a strong jab and investing into leg kicks early is what opens up your power strikes.
NIPPLE TO NIPPLEDICK TO DICK LET'S FUCKING GO
ASS TO ASS
>>150973683I kinda feel like I really got the vibe right
>P-pease jus reave alreary...>Ank? It's okay you can come out now, he's gone big guy.
>>150976208
uhh Magomed was hiding in the Chads-only room
When I kick a dude's ass I immediately become afraid of him.
>>150976253This reminded me of a time I beat a dude up in high school for trying to bully me to impress his gf. I missed school for the next entire week fearing that he and his friends would jump and beat me the fuck up. I actually switched schools next year. And feel like a retard for not just walking away. Yeah it would've been a KWAB moment but I had friends in there. Fuck.
>>150975423asians can't fight and oban got dogwalked by some random gook therefore oban can't fight
>>150976318aren't you a literal faggot
I’m sure Ankalaev is terrified of the guy who landed 10 significant strikes over 5 rounds
I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.
I aint gonna sugarcoat it
is there anything good to watch tonight?doesnt need to be mma
>>150976519Gapedlex “AGPoatan” PeRoevWade greased his bacon bussy for Magodaddy to pozz and pork I’m afraid
>>150976559I would tell you what I've been watching but I would be ridiculed
>>150976519Shartkelaev got raped sadly
>>150976674I'll ridicule you for being scared then
imagine an intellectual debate between Gane and Ankalaev
Trvke
bro was gassing and getting peached by kyle bochniak
>>150976764reaction time is a part of the game
>>150976801fluke parry, Charles lands first 100 times out of 101
>>150976559dan hooker's 1 minute scraps
>>150976559dan hooker's 1 minute faps
>>150976743Don't be scared homie
Zabit MagomedSHARTipov wasn't beating Holloway anyway.
Michel Pereira but as a Featherweight!? Biggest What if in MMA history!
>>150976918Holloway is a LW (allegedly)
They're all starting to realize but it's far to late, I'm afraid...
What a coincidence that Khabitch ran awa- hehe i meam "retired" the second he saw BeastpuriaWhat a coincidence that Pigslam moved uo the second Beastpuria entered LWStop running Nurmagaymedovs
I’m sure khabeast was absolutely terrified upon seeing this
>loses to Tibau>ducks Tony by killing fazza>retires like a bitch after seeing BeastpuriaKWAB what a cuck
>>150977045Clear timidity and unwillingness to fight. Topuria should have been DQed
>>150977021Fazza is tumbling in his grave. He would unironically be ashamed of Islam. He told Khabib he MUST beat Tony and retire 30-0 to complete le fazza plan. Even his mazza said "if you don't win fight, don't COME HOME". He went home.
Axl Rose Namajunas
the moment fazza saw Tony, he knew that it was over for him.
>>150977094Curious that topiggy moved up as soon as Zalbeast re-entered the rankings…
>>150974868based, wonk nose wahranis cant
>>150977126Indeed
>>150976764Why is he refusing to do this to Shartman?
>>150977045
Shartman has not fought in 17 months and has openly ducked Gamrot TWICE
>it tools him 7 years to find a screencap of Conor landing a good punch
>>150977094As much as I don't care to see it, I have a feeling they're doing Max vs Topuria 2. Everyone's too quiet. Most people missed that at the 318 press conference, someone asked Dana if they would ever make Max vs Oliveira for the BMF title, and Dana actually teased Max vs Topuria 2 as a better idea, which he usually shuts down everything with "we'll see on tuesday". You have Armen who's inactive for over a year and said he'd earn his title shot again with a fight. Garth who's threatened to retire. Paddy who Dana already shut down after the faceoff and Max who heemed Poorier and is a star. And their fight was close.
>>150977224Who asked
>T-topuria got knocked down o-once!And came back to brutally flatline heem his opponent.>Islam got heemedChills....
Jonbrethrens…we are looking incredibly fat, gay and flushed
>>150977232Your betters don't need to be asked to speak.
>>150977224Puria vs Max at lw sounds more interesting than it did at fw, to be honest. Their best attributes translate well to 155.
>even Dana knows that Topiglet ducked LW max Grim
This fake Pereira Ankalaev beef is fucking gay does anyone actually think Ank wrote all those stupid tweets and not Ali?I get that they're just selling the fight but it's just glorified WWE bullshit now
PIG DOWN
>>150976884>>150976845where/when is this? i dont see it listed on the stream site i use
>>150977398youtube ya goofter
>>150977398I think it's on one of Dans social media accounts maybe Facebook
>>150977272Nah, thats a good sign to see him fluff up. Means he's bulking up and eating calories. Its hard for him to make gains. That's how he looked when he was getting ready for his last fights. It's way better than looking this small.
>>150977272It looks like the GOAT is doing a DC larp trust the plan boneschads and get your popcorn ready
the G stands for gayest
>>150977272>hoI'm disgusted with Jon, I'm sure he could've gotten way more creative that that. Sucks I have to try to explain this my daughters on Father's Day. I understand the bottle is turned sideways and the full name is obscured but this is bullshit and uncomfortable.
It does not
bunch of bitches ittmy bitches
>>150977454I fucked your daughter with my BBC
>>150977467she said it was smaller than mine
Sucks to explain your BBC to my daughter on Father’s Day
One right straight would leave you looking like Michael Jackson
>>150977501Looks suspiciously like the woman I creampied 50+ times last night.... Hey wait a dang minute!!
>>150977485Desolated that dunce… I guess…
>>150977522
imagine Jon Jones.. but GAY. wouldn't that be scary..
>>150977577Bro wanted proof
>>150977501>>150977552She has that androgynous wmma fighter look. I can see why you guys would find her attractive.
>>150977577Kek jones has needed dick pills to get hard since his mid 20s
Why is jones with an ugly?
>>150977666Hey man, don't call him ugly
>>150977666Yeah don’t call Sweden ugly.
sweetden knows hes jacob
swang and bangswede and breed
Jon's daughters have zero resemblance to their supposed mother
>>150977373He definitely tweets everything from all his fighters. He uses the same weird phrases that not even brazzas use in english. But I could understand seething about ali talmbout le tireshop thing. Especially when hangry and irritable cutting weight.
Now you’re attacking Jon’s family. Have some respect.
>I want hurt heSOON
For me, it's Justin "the highlight" Gaethje.
Ankalaev is like giant Pacific octopus.
>>150977993lifespan of 3 to 5 years...sad..
ari is evil
>>150973604Let the hate roll off the shoulders. Be more than a stepdad. Be a man who stepped up. A step father is a father who stepped up to the plate.
>>150978052From my point of view Ali is evil!
Statistically speaking, woman beaters are more likely to become champion.
>>150978052Don’t be antisemitic
>>150976331>stirling>asianWEE WOO WEE WOO CAZZIE ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>150978052If you think Ari’s evil, wait until you meet his brother Rahm.
>>150978208Rahm was like Weiner if he could keep his dick in his pants
>>150978172wasn't talking about sterling at all, my retarded friend
>>150978232No, you weren't talking about Sterling. You were talking about Stirling.
>>150978222You can’t say that twice.
>>150978241no I was talmbout Oban
>>150978290Kind of silly to doubt me on this subject matter b
Aaron "Sterling" Pico
there will never be a heem ever again :(
>>150978363Don't blink pal *heems the snot out of you*
>>150978363Catch this fade, homie*shuffles feet*
reyes bros...
>>150978392>>150978410heem'd again :)
A few threads ago I made a funny post and didnt get any replies
Authorities try to seize the Usman Folder but I remain undercover
No, I disagree with that!
I bet DC's shoes flex when he walks
How would he do in the UFC
>>150978577Strikes to the neck are illegal in mma
>>150978577The exact same as Payton Talbutt
>>150978577Sure he has a 100% finish rate but weve never seen him go the distance
>>150978600What’s the equivalent in rounds to 200 yards?
its great to be here on heem.org
*wins the story*
>>150978577he has that gormless psyionogamy
Navajo StirlingAshkenazi DollarFinnish Ringgit
Just upgraded my trucks stereo system today, 6 speakers 2 tweeters and a subwoofer under the back seats.
>>150979059
>>150979059wtf is that on walmart?
>>150979174two pictures of old dead man on my socks, exactly what i wanted from life
don davis is in the bin??!
>>150979451PFL is kill
>>150978587>strikes to the neck are il-ACK
>>150979553this nigga supposedly actually watches mma. https://youtu.be/hvnwtIHXeMI>Um but the big thing for me was in when I was 25 years old, I started as a student in martial arts and I did that for 15 years. And I remember watching UFC 1 and I've been hooked on MMA ever since. And I love the sports area. I love MMA. Uh I tried on two separate occasions to get Time Warner to acquire the UFC and for for different reasons it didn't work.
>>150977373Magomed Ankalaev doesn’t even have X on his phone. Honestly, I doubt he even knows English (and to be fair, his Russian isn’t that great either). Everything Maga posts on X is actually written by his manager.
Tireshopboiclitty
>>150979604> I LOVE THE HECKIN PFSMELL
We don’t that crap here.
>>150979059This is the type of marketing push you get with two black sons.
John "Kid Dynamite" Martin
Chama bros...
Ankalaev vs Pereira 2 for the light heavyweight championship belt.
Alex has Ank ducking feints
anik and ari are always agitating
Nothing gets to him anymore
I'm gonna say something that needs to be said. Volk and Pereira do NOT look like Alex. It doesn't fit them and that is why I will forever refer to them as Volk and Pereira never their full name.
>>150980794Shut the fuck up you god damn retard you've been babbling absolute drivel on here all day Im afraid to declare, with greatest remorse.
>>150980834I lament to concur with the accuracy towihichforth this prior post is to be interpreted.
And it's killin' me when you're awayAnd I wanna leave and I wanna stayAnd I'm so confused, so hard to chooseBetween the pleasure and the painAnd I know it's wrong, and I know it's rightEven if I try to win the fightMy heart would overrule my mindAnd I'm not strong enough to stay away
>>150975179Okay this post was actually good, and also true so credit where it's due.
heem my nuts you fuckin bitch
>>150980974Nah fuck that!
>>150980991Fine, gonna crank my hog to former UFC fighter Brendan Schaub's wife.
Schaub is married to The Game.
>>150981009Ew, that's really bad taste like bottom of the barrel by my estimation. I'm taking Iggy Azalea, Kim K, Jlo, Bryce Dallas Howard man Nicki Minaj, literally anybody else would be better than that rancid spic bitch getting balls deep on Shane's disgusting flakey dry Sahara desert peckerwood. Yuck!
>>150981046Critter's got a shitter.
>>150981062
Adopt em
Helwani is posting mostly pre recorded shows and taking weeks off, hopefully something really bad is happening in his personal life right now.
>>150981154This guy weems
Honestly we should have some points in this new sale we let Dana eat on the ESPN deal but Dana owes on this latest sale pay up baldie
>>150981164i hope so too
Aspinall's son would heem everyone here
nigga really said pun pun and thought he could get away with it
francis ngannou
>>150981571perfect form
Hopefully Chase Hooper gets knocked the fuck out in his next fight too, that faggot
There's a Chinese version of the UFC where they have all the same fighters but they're Chinese
>>150981941Koh Di Seteere
>>150981941midget mma promotion
Chang White
Finally fixed my sleep, gotta thank that finn for inspiring me
DJ wouldve been the GOAT if he doesnt shill poONE so much
why did he do it?
big ank is crazyhorseposting on x again
>>150982491Your mom's fault dressing like a whore
did the new pfl ceo talk about capitalizing on the ppv market opening up since ufc is paramount deal now?
>>150982566We don’t compare other people to ourselves here.
Ben Askren wouldve been the GOAT if he doesnt try to prove himself again in the UFC
>>150982635What does that even mean ?
Ohh you mean comparing my mom to other people's mom ? Goodone mexbro
What happened to the essay mexicope
Next card is terribly horrible and im well known for calling out thz cazzies for hating on an underrated card
You guys wanna know something about danish phonology? They have a "d" sound that sounds like "l" man what the fuck is wrong with danish language
Lanish
Danish fighters? Never heard of them.
>>150982754It appears in words that end with "d" so for example the danish word for red is spelled rød but sound like "rœl" Stupid fucking language
those stupil Lanish
>>150982761>>150982761Dynamite dalby
Done did it again gm heem
Does Gane use metres or inches?
We use Ganes for He is the measure of all things
>>150982812Quantum measurements
>>150982812measures it in Ganes
1 Gane=1 Gane
Smoke all these pigs for the bread real shit
>>150975338And had too many surgeries to risk doing it again. He's essentially Tony'd.
lukas rökkö
quick without thinking whats ankalaev's first name
>>150982970Ari
>>150982973nah hint: its not muhammad
What did big Ank have to do with the twin towers?
>>150982974it's literally Muhammad.
big ank is as tall as the meme towers
>>150982982nah bro its nelson mandella affect no 1 can remember his name
Jillian Michaels looks like Shawn how do people find her attractive>>150982940Waddap b
who the fuck is shawn
>>150982982wait nvm it is, just translatednothing to see here
>>150982992
>>150982986nuthin bappa, just wanna summon u
>>150973884Cheap tequila does. An actually decent tequila doesn't.
>>150983011It tastes like piss smells
>>150982986Kek do people even still talk about her? I highly doubt. What is even your gripe?
I think I'm cuteI know I'm sexyI got the looksThat drives the minge wildI got the movesThat really move themI send chillsUp and down their spineI'm just a sexy finn (Sexy finn)I'm not your boy finn (Boy finn)I'm just a sexy finn (Sexy finn)I'm not your boy finn (Boy finn)
>>150983027She's well passed her sell by date but yeah is a big part of the new post election media and been making the rounds on the usual podcasts
>>150971681
Danish pastries
Bro looks exactly like his brother
>>150983046There's no such thing as past sell by date. That's hilarious thought, the thought of kids knowing about the great Jillian Michaels
>>150983076tubs eating carbohydrates with sweet paste filling
I miss the Belal era..
Don't start pulling this crap again
>>150983101I think we were too harsh on him. Canelo is so washed that him having Canelo hands is plausible.
>>150983080She's really not looking great too much surgery make up and menopausal rage even for a dawlg like myself
>>150983101stfu berd
Belal is deadass one of the best fighters ever
>>150983117>>150983122Stop keeping the conversation going. make a new thread you lazy faggot
>>150983129Verily and unto his only begotten finn he did bake a new thread yay>>150983136>>150983136
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>>150983101I rewatched the fight and it wasn't as one sided as I initially thought. I think he's easily still in the top 5 at welterweight. I expect him to contend again although I think he's 36 so might be tough for him. He should call out usman but he's probably waiting for a shot against whoever wins between jdm and islam.
god damnit
Too slow I'm afraid too damn slow
>>150983101dont be sad because its over, be happy because you were there to witness it
>>150983141Use this one.
>>150983161Aren't you the aussie from /box/ who doxxed himself as an asian laborer
