>2 days away>zero interestwhat happened to this sport?
My sports show spent half the show talking about it today, people are pumped for it.
I wouldn't have picked JT.
I have a bad feeling USA is going to chokescottie can’t win it by himself
USA is gonna get wrecked and they're going to shove shitty Waste Management-esque broslop commentating down our throats the entire fucking time. I'm going to go play since I know the douchebags aren't going to be on the course. Televised golf is garbage.
>>150972958The prime demographic of /spee/, thirdies, don't play it.
>>150974188This is truebut it also means that golf threads are peak /comfy/ similar to winter sports threads (and track threads for some reason)
>>150974216It's the combination of actual interest in the sport combined with polite and on-topic waifuism that keeps them decent.
>>150972958I’m excited.
golf
flog
canøt wait
>>150974404Danebro is it true you bike everywhere and do you ever dream of driving a big American SUV
>>150974422yup both. Having a big car would be nice, but not really easy finding parking for it, were I live
>>150974431Biking sounds comfy desu
>>150974443it's is. not so much doing winter months though, when everything is either wet or icy, or whenever there is a lot of wind. Otherwise love it
>>150974443Biking in Scandinavia is sweet, when you get down to places like Amsterdam it sucks, it makes walking around the cities annoying.
>>150974443do american not bike? like to work, shorter distances
>>150974475Cyclists here tend to be performative leftist types.
>>150974497ew. The worst here are those who won't use the big ass cycling path, but chose to drive on the road, because they bought a 5000$ bike. wish I had a big American SUV to run them over with
>>150974475My city has a bunch but there is annoyingly high percentage that use e-bikes or e-scooters. Also on weekends there are lots of spandex-clad retards who want to treat the trails full families like their own tour de france course, pissing everyone off in the process.
>>150974634good cycling culture needs a lot of shame. If people are without shame everyone will bike without respect for each other. Bad cyclists here are usually foreigners who think there are no rules or laws when cycling. It's a really nice path though, didn't know us cities cared enough to invest in cycling infrastructure
My coach is going in person since he knows a buddy who manages it. Why not, I'll watch it. It's got Rose, McIlroy, and Scheffler
Playing in a comfy scramble this weekend can’t wait to get absolutely shitfaced
USA should pull a power move and put Cantlay in the first pairs for each session just to fuck up the pace of play for everyone and throw the Europeans off their rhythm
Is there any point in changing my putter? I've had it for 3 years now, it's a white hot odyssey OG. It's between changing this and changing my Driver
>>150975886Driver all day. Putters are putters.
I played Bethpage Black once a couple years ago. Shot a 78 from the standard tees and taking a caddy. The course is honestly just long, and there are only a couple truly difficult holes (#15 comes to mind,) but I don't really care all that much for the atmosphere of turning golf into going to an NFL game.
>>150976016I feel the same way. Apparently Tiger still uses a putter from 25 years ago. Just stuck on the blade vs bigger back debate.
>>150975886It'll take you 82.7 hours to work off that $600 putter. Spend that much time practicing on the putting green first before you think you can buy your way into a better score.
>Royal Troonlmao
>>150977315Lmao, which poor backwoods state do you in that the minimum wage is still $7.25?
>>150977315I'd be trading in clubs worth about 400 for whatever new thing. Just old clubs my dad no longer uses. So I'd get credit. But I still agree with you and want to make my current putter work, especially since it seems like putters are just a matter of preference
>>150978043Driver and wood technology have advanced to where getting something new can actually add distance/forgiveness to your game assuming you don’t have a fucked up swingIf you can’t read a green, then no putter is going to fix that. There nothing new in the science of rolling a ball flatly and cleanly a correct amount of distance, no matter what L.A.B. tries to tell you
>>150977388Prince Andrew was always a zesty pedo fuck anyways
>>150975886How old is your driver? Driver tech advances average to about a new club being actually worth it every 8 years. Putter tech is much more reduced than that, and is more about putting stroke and feel. If your driver is 5 years old or newer, take a lesson on your driver swing and spend the rest on a putting aid like a birdie ball green or a putt-out mat and ball return.
Damn Cantlay actually playing? Thought he was gonna forfeit for sure after that embarrassing Fleetwood win cheating debacle.
>>150980331I fucking hate Cantlay. He is the one American I will actively root against the entire time. Fuck him that miserable, slow fuck.
>>150972958Golf is only sorta interesting during the summer when there's nothing else to watch
>>150975886If you like it absolutely not. The only thing to consider changing is the length if it doesn't fit you. Putting is all feel. Aimpoint is gay and retarded. Lab putters are gay and retarded. Don't be one of those assholest. 7 hdcp don't @ me bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c249RC6Jl8o
I would have picked Brooks over Cantlay.
>>150982672>>150982678do people unironically find her attractive or has it always been a big meme?
another easy Europe win, yanks cant understand the concept of a team and will implode after Tommy and Hov win easily on Friday afternoon
>>150983332Those lips are pretty freaky. Certainly wouldn't say no in person, but with a whole internet of choice out there she's not someone I'd devote any attention to.
>>150983332She was a lot younger (more attractive) when she started out, and that's what people remember, if she just showed up at current age nobody would pay attention to her.
>>150983346b-but the New York crowds, anon, the overpowering New York crowds.
>>150973583Thomas and Cantlay should be off the team. Should have had Brooksy and Maverick instead.
>>150973906I really dislike the fratboy atmosphere that certain golf events have embraced like WM. And the active shit talking from the crowds and cheering on missed putts in the Ryder Cup doesn't really sit well with me. I prefer golf to have some decorum and etiquette and not just go for the backwards hat bro that's rifling through his 9th White Claw by 10AM
>>150983884My guess is Keegan owed JT a gambling debt.
>>150983915There's irony in the fact that putting a 225 yard iron shot to 3 feet is so much tougher than anything you ever seen in one of the major sports but the crowds over there are used to going nuts over a three pointer or a header goal.If anybody ought to go wild it's golf crowds but it still feels out of place.
>>150983413Any professional athlete should be able to perform in a hostile environment without much of a dip in performance. The only stakes are bragging rights, it's not like it's life or death. If someone is so /weakmind/ that hearing the gallery make jokes or cheer against you makes you lose your cool and concentration, then don't be part of the team.
I believe pairings/match ups are going to be announced today
>>150972958>zero interestYeah because it's fucking impossible to know where to watch.Where the hell can I get an English stream legally from Europe? Skysport is just not broadcasting here, and I don't want the french commentators
>>150972958All the people who care are stuck in UNGA meetings this week
>>150985397You want a stream link or not?
>>150974529Sometimes I miss the entry to the starting cycling path, and it feels too dangerous to do a u-turn. It's quite embarrassing for us too.
Bryson DeChambeau is BASED and tired of pretending he isn't.
>>150988874absolutely BRUTAL pairings for the amerifats, 3.5 points minimum for Europe
>>150988874foursomes kind of dumb tbhfam. 4 ball is more entertaining
>>150988858why does our ryder cup team always look like a crypto finance firm?
>>150989038Yurop always comes out stronk with the foursomes format. I am expecting much of the same here. Americans can't go into the afternoon with a fucking goose egg and just hoping to keep it somewhat close for Sunday's matches.
>>150988874only one that looks like a blowout is rory's matchxander and cantly against viktor and monty jr should be interesting. both of those euros are total headcases
>>150993466The problem is that Bryson in foursomes is like impossible to pair with since his game is so different than most others and his autism can and will fuck up his teammate. Coupled with the fact that he is also going to have a massive following and hyping up the crowd, I can see him and JT getting btfo by the 12th hole.
Way too much dead weight on the US team. I can't see any way they win.Morikawa hasn't been good in a long time. Xander has been bad all year, Cantlay hit or miss. Cam Young is a bum. I hope this can be the end of the Cam Young hype. Burns is a choker. McNealy and Gotterup should have been on the team. I'd even put Harman on before Young or Collin. if Keegan had any balls he'd give Fatrick a call and put him on there. He honestly hasn't lost much since going to LIV and they need someone who can handle pressure.Really the only players on Europe who aren't playing all that great are Fitzpatrick and Hovland.
>>150986006yes please
>English>plays for America
>>150997555many such cases
>>150983332>implying you wouldn't if she offered.
>>150997427>>150986006I second this.
>>150997427>>150997963
>>150998016unfathomably based. Cheers mate.
>>150995834What do you see, Schef and Griff carrying the US squad?
>>150998060np
>>150998016Gracias amigo
>You are watching peacock at 6 am and wondering what went wrong in your life.We're SNL now I guess
alrisettled in with me cup of tea and mini donuts
CMON SCORE SUM FUCKING BIRDIES
>>150998610Damn, that's a mighty fine marble floor and skirting homie.
>>150998610drink too close to foot for my comfort
lmao there's not a single working stream onlineFUCK
"Grip it and rip it."--George Washington
>>150998823found 3 high def no stutter ez
fooking smashed that Bryson didsome atmosphere
>>150998823This one works fine for me >>150998016
>Gianfranco Zola will be part of Team Europe's sizable entourage. He is the designated buggy driver of vice-captain Francesco Molinari, his compatriot and former Open Champion.random
Unsporting shot from the yank
>>150998823idk what's going on strikeout usually works greattry one of thesehttps://streamed.pk/watch/ryder-cup-2025-day-1-2302806
Adam Scott could heem both of these peems
The chokes are already starting. kek
How long till Rory starts bitching about the crowd?
B R Y S O NRYSONEAT SHIT YUROKEKS
what channel are they hiding this on?
Should Democrats be allowed to represent the USA in the Ryder Cup?
It's entirely too early for me to be USA USA USA'ing so hard
Where's Trump?
>>150998913they have too, maga bitches are too fat and shit at sports
>>150998911USA
>>150998919lol no golf fans are players are right wing, in the same way NBA fans are left wing. And you don't have to be in shape to be good at golf, duh.
>>150998839There's no way you're watching there literally everything you click on redirects you towards a scam site and there's an AI milf looking at me on the right+ the stream never launches
>>150998929say less maga chud
>>150998938godless pagan savage
Aberg dismantling Scheffmeme incoming
>Ryder cup in EuropeEveryone shows enough respect to stop the heckling when an American gets ready to hit.>Ryder cup in USUSA USA USA USAWhy are mutts like this?
>>150998931Get a better ad-blocker
>>150998949class is a European concept
>>150998949Greeks thought the same about the Romans
AMERICHADS DUNKING OUR NUTS ON THE YUROFAGS FACE
>>150998955I do have ublock
>>150998955I should have added I use a Mac, it's two or three pop up tabs and then no issues.You can close that chat box btw.
U S A U R GAY
>>150998978enable it. I don't get a single ad
What kind of American are you?
what if Scheffler gets beat by the small english piss baby
Can someone check if Scheffler broke any traffic laws? He was on time for his tee time
These dudes are so into this, they all have paranoid looks on their faces lol
I miss the old days.
BRYSON NOOOOOOO
>>150999022Aura farming > bitches
Rambo wtf was that?
useless liv cunt
hovland is the only yuro i can't bring myself to root against
>american team>japanese guy>guy with last name "english"very confusing
>>150999072This is literal communism.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>150999075>britbong's most popular baby name is Muhammad
More like Ty-real Hatton. Namsayin?
>>150999097bro.. take a look in the mirror.
>>150999072you might just be gay
Scottie and Russy will be a very strong team. Expect them to run 4 and 3 at worst
>>150999072Hovland lives in Oklahoma, he's more American than risking your family's financial security to finance a F250 King Ranch.
10&8 for McIlroy and Fleetwood looms
Should Keegan have picked himself? I think he deserved it
ROOOOORS
>>150999157
>>150999173much more about how Morikawa is shit right now desu, JJ Spaun should be in his place
not trying to be political but we need a flag for europe that isnt the european union (cringe)
>Commercials every 10 minutesWhy are American networks so fucking cancer?
>>150999210The flag's fine, we need a European Union that isn't run by jewqueers from Belgium.
Is Viktor Hovland autistic?
CAM ON ROBBIE!
>scotchmen
>>150999226Very much so. He's the most chud golfer on tour
>>150999210卐 in a different timeline
Has French anon found a working stream yet?
Greens are way too soft
>>150999237I hope so, I gave him a second option. >>150998865
>>150999239You can see the dampness in the air.Shitty frigin weather
>>150999239that's just the morning dew. Will get better as the day progresses probably
>>150999237I was on the verge of ending it all but jokerstream got ONEI tried all the shady streaming sites from Yandex none worked, though I hope I get a share of the bitcoins my PC is going to mine from now in
>>150999260Tried a vpn to Amsterdam? Maybe some French shenanigans going on?
neutral third party bros... who are we supporting?
>>150999272>Maybe some French shenanigans going on?Yeah probably, gotta use a VPN from now on I think
>>150999277I just hope all the players have fun
>>150999277>neutral third party brosno such thing in Ryder Cup
Come the fuck on Xander what was that
>What LIV does to a mf
>>150999277I just want it to be close all weekend And a Rory vs Bryson singles match on Sunday that ends in a fistfight on the 18th green
>>150999277if youre white europe if youre other than america
>>150999296i'm certain that brysons going to sperg out at some point
>>150999298Are there any white people left in the UK?I thought you cucks had given up
Can't buy a fuckin putt
YUROPE YUROPE!
nice shoes
Hatton a big fan of /turn left/ I see
HATOFF
Christ... I'm so glad I barely watch regular tv anymore. THESE FUCKING ADS
>>150999298>white >europesure thing ahmed
>>150999340That's the US broadcasts, I try to watch Sky cause there's less ads and they're less offensive.Also I mute the tab as soon as they come on, makes a giant difference, seriously.
>>150999296>Rory vs Bryson fistfightRory stands no chance if he can't have a putter for that fight
>>150999340Americans are cattle, they only live to consume. They can't watch, if there isn't an ad every 30 seconds
FITZY INSIDE THE LEATHERIN YOUR FACE TEAM USA
>>150999350Noise. I didn't even see they also had Sky
>lie not great for DechambeauIs the rough even an issue for pros? Just go one club up and you get the same distance, especially with that PGA "rough"
PATTY ICE
holy fuck rahm that's incredible
>this Rahm lie
RAMBO you legend
>>150999370The rough is cut real short because that advantages the US team. So probably not.
>>150999385>because that advantages the US teamhow so?
>>150999389I think it's because we drive the ball longer, so we'll miss the fairway more. Ergo, a less punishing rough helps murrica
Such a recovery only to choke
>Hatton sends a drive left into the next town >Rahm hits a hero shot to inside the USA ball for birdie>Hatton misses the putt to win the hole
>>150999370
>>150999361I remember pirating a WWE RAW that was advertised as a 3-hour special. It was only 2 with all the ads cut out. Grim af>>150999404Makes sense
>>150998992
So the Ryder cup is on the golf channel after all, it's just labeled as 'Jack'. Sure glad i pay for this service
>>150999448imagine
I CAN'T PUTT
>>150999457What in the hell are they doing over there?!
I SAW IT MOVE
>stick moves
the ball moved i saw it
>>150999463anything but their jobs
>>150999465>>150999472Yer imagining things.
inb4 they win the hole, but it gets reversed, because the ball moved
>>150999476I'm on hold with the USGA
>Morikawa
Americhuds.. I don't feel so good
>>150999484Oh, you're one of those people...
Oh boy, thanks Crapita
YANKS CHOKING
>>150999484didn't they scrap call-ins a while ago?
we're so bad
The yuros are dabbing on us bros
U RO PAU RO PA
Have we made a single putt wtf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>150999491if you mean heroic, virtuous and just then yes I am one of those people
That's an awfully tiny amount of red on the board
cameron young would've made that putg
Sky stream fucked all of a sudden or is it just me?
>>150999519
>>150999531Probably the stream, it's not working on the other site either.
JT, Henley and Morikawa are passengers
ITS ALL OVER. CALL IT OFF. TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME.
It's overgymmw
Burgers up in flames!
We’re more of a shooting sports nation tbhfam
>>150999579>We’re more of a shooting sports nation tbhfamyeah as long as it's not shooting under par
Taylormade should have made everyone fresh spyders, solve the putting problems
>Justin Thomas
>>150999579>We’re more of a shooting sports nationSorry to have to be the one to break it to you, Amerifren
dude these guys suck, I'm a better putter. Should have called me up
sheesh
>>150999579>We’re more of a shooting sports nation tbhfam>gets mogged by a Turkish dad
europoors throwing absolute darts
USA should have gone with JJ over JT
yank sisters?
>>150999666Ok satan, don't you worry
>>150999655fuck off copey
this is embarrassing what went wrong?
Anyone else with shit audio where they are clearly muffling the crowd?
>>150999666get confirms, european cup win
I'm tired boss
Lets not get cocky friends. 2012 can also happen to us.
going 5 under through 8 in an alternate shot match is pretty ridiculous
amerisissies...
My first time watching golf really. What exactly is going on at the moment?
>write Aberg>say ObergWhy are Swedes like this?
>>150999728they're playing golf
>>150999728Burger getting their shit kicked in.
>>150999728Ameriburgers are getting anally violated
>>150999729swedes dont say oberg tho, that is english speakers not knowing æ ø å
>>150999729It’s Åberg not Aberg
>>150999744>erm actually you have to gag on a cock as you say this Avery strange people
just woke up
>>150999754bro you're bri'ish. you're accents makes as little sense, and sound a lot gayer
>>150999754Funny comment coming from a place where Welsh is a thing
>>150999759he’s not actually british , most likely a paki immigrant
Can æ sound like ay in bay or day?
Murrilards can't putt lol
EVROPA INCEDIT
>>150999768ew, do brown people watch golf? can't even have that, can we
>>150999779*blocks your path*you were saying, chud?
>>150999583Fucking kek, I'm not even mad. >we are dogshit and the team has zero chemistry.
>>150999792I’m all for the 1 drop rule, but tiger is obviously more Asian than black
>>150999792he is white though, like OJ. Still, do you pakis watch golf now
>>150999728This isn't a great way to start watching golf tbqhThis is the Ryder Cup - a mixed format, team competition.Right now they're playing Foursomes.A standard PGA TOUR event is Strokeplay - meaning lowest score after 72 holes wins.Right now this is Matchplay, meaning they're trying to shoot lowest score hole by hole, not a lower overall total.
>>150999804imagine believing a mutt about who is white in this threadyou shame evropa
>>150999801>tiger is obviously more Asian than blackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4
>Bryson/Griffin>Scheffler/Spaun>Henley/Young>Xander/Cantlay
>>150999809post your hand ahmed
>>150999809I've been to England though, 1 in 10 people are saw could pass as white. Visited northamton and london this summer
>>150999820
>>150999832pretty white for an Englishman
>>150999827Telling on yourself, mate. Only pakis spend that much time in paki areas.
>>150999832I'll see you in Valhalla brother
>>150999850
>imagine leaving a putt short
>>150999841we dont get pakis in denmark . we're swimming in syrians though I was visting a danish friend who works and lives there
UP IN FLAMES
>>150999859Leaving a putt short is just a total lack of confidence and not trusting your line and your stroke. That's how you develop the yips.
>hatton is 33
>>150999858>>150999832>>150999850I guess that means you’re jeet and not a paki?
>>150999892can you stop sperging out? what joke are you even mad about?genuinely dont get how you people can have any less banter
>>150999892>implying there is a difference.
>>150999892
>>150999859>>150999887You're nuts, leaving some putts short means you know what you're doing. The faster the ball is rolling the smaller the hole becomes and if all your putts are fast enough to roll past the hole you're going to make fewer putts.Educate yourselves.
>>150999916my ancestors
>Henley
>>150999902>mad he’s been found out to be brown on the internetevery time
>>150999918>the smaller the hole becomesAnon throwing special relativity left and right over here.
>>150999902it was pointing out how one of the yanks is called english kekliterally all it was for this sperg out
>They're losing so they resort to cheating
>>150999942Yank inferiority complex knows no bounds
>>150999941
>>150999942>>150999951Wrong, Sanjay and DeepakIt was pointing out you didn’t understand European language diacriticsMeaning you’re most likely a brown immigrant
would be funny if the big get went to a golf chad predicting a total evropa victory haha
>>150999980Good point, white englishmen are renowned for their mastery of european languages.
aimpoint is for cowards
NA babs???
>>150999973And the effective hole size if you leave it short is 0
>>150999296>ends in a fistfight on the 18th greenThankfully, killing eurofags isn't a crime in the US
>>151000004>masterysimple recognition reallysomething browns seem to lack
>>151000021so this is some weird muh ancestors sperg outgot it, juan
>>151000020Just make sure you don't kill the millionaires. Then it's suddenly terrorism.
>>151000021it could not be more obvious
3-1 is not an ideal result from the first session
>>150999980well could just be another unfunny mutt true >>150999097
>>151000034>3-1so far
>>151000027>no uso this is the power of yuro banter huh?
Guys, let's try to keep the conversation golf related. Thanks
>>150999918On average, you can roll a putt's speed to stop about a foot and a half past the hole and have it still drop. Don't come at me with saying the cup becomes smaller when in reality the hole's shape for what would be considered a make is more of a cone than a circle. Line is more important than speed since there is no one correct way to make a putt.
one man could have stopped this
What do my fellow industrybros think about this so far?
>>151000098> there is no one correct way to make a puttcovid golf ruined a whole generation of golfers
>>150999296>ends in a fistfight on the 18th greenChess boxing is a thing, so maybe golf boxing could work as well.
>>151000005Nobody's telling you to use it, but the people behind Aimpoint did putting studies and this is some of the data that resulted.>>151000012Look, you have a rug or a carpet, take a ball and try to roll it to the same spot on that carpet - say 8 feet away from you.Do it 10 times.Some of your putts will go past the 8ft mark and some will be short of it.If all your putts are past the mark, you're essentially aiming for 10ft not 8, you understand?The center of all your putts is what you were actually aiming for.It's not about where you think you're aiming it's about what where the balls actually ended up - that was your real target.
>>151000089I'm too stupid to say anything smart about golf
>>151000121Just spam "get in the hole"
>>151000128get in the hole! wooo
>>151000120>If all your putts are past the mark, you're essentially aiming for 10ft not 8, you understand?and all 10 of my putts had a change to go in.
A short putt goes in 0% of the timethat’s itthat’s the post
Some high grade stats here Capgemini
lmao
Why do the spectators run towards the ball? Stay the fuck away, cunts!
bed loomswonder what score I'll wake up to after the second session is over
MacIntyre looks like some sort of goblin
>>151000163>bed loomsThat's what cocaine is for
I can’t believe trump would let this happen
>Henley remembers how to putt when they're almost closed out
>>151000182There is a new Donald in town
Can't believe I was this close to spending $750 to go to this shitshow
>blatant american cheating
>>151000220looks like great funshould have gone
>>151000220How much for just the Sunday singles?
>>151000232how the fuck was that tiny roll "outside the dropzone"
I have a bad feeling the 2nd session is going to be just as bad of a beat down
>>151000113https://youtube.com/shorts/MClKZ5Kk1dw?si=lKdpVD_yXgtxMzuT
so what the actual fuck does JT actually do
We're on the board lads
Justin Thomas is a saboteur
HOVVVVLAAAAAND
Not a bad outing this :)
Ole ole ole oleoleole
i'm not having fun.
>>151000347should have had some more alcohol
Keegan gives so much of a shit about the Ryder Cup it makes him worse at it, he's never going to pull on the uniform again if the weekend goes like this
Stop the count
I'm going to go get some burgers for lunch. Maybe that'll help us turn it around.
>it was 3-0
>>151000384Maccys?
>>151000382We can still make it 4
>>151000391You aint chelsea, son.
If the US doesn't at minimum split the afternoon session, stick a fork in them. This current group of guys just doesn't have that dawg in em.
>>151000382Took 3 sessions to get that last time we were in the US.
>>151000391Ohw how the turn tableshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTgaI5QbNLc
>>151000404>This current group of guys just doesn't have that dawg in em.I think that's why it's crazy to me how JJ Spaun was on the bench for this session, he has that mentalityWatch the US Open final round or that playoff against Justin Rose in Memphis, he's got the extra mental gear some of these other jokers don't have right now
>>151000307Snipe Keegan's spot last time which made him seethe so hard that he uses his captain chance (that they gave him out of pity) to destroy the team from within
I just woke up and it's already over.
>imagine throwing this hard
Why don't we have a team in the Ryder Cup? Mexico has tons of potential for golf between geography and population.
Ppl will rag on Henley, but scottie was absolute ass today too
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaHas Ronald Grumpghgh started crying and threatened to deport the yuro team yet?
>>151000449Turn your vpn off, Pepe
>>151000459Bronald Glomph has just turned Marine One around and is heading back to the White House
>>151000449Bruh, you might argue for Canada, but the highest ranked Mexican is like 150 on the world ranking list
>>151000161It's in the rubbish!
>>151000449Nobody wants to watch brown golf
>American "banter"
Goofy ass event. Two team tournament and Patagonia wearing dorks act like it's the Olympics.
>>151000459He's imposed 50% tariffs on birdies and 100% on eagles originating from team Europe.
WEAK MIND PECHO FRIOBUGMEN WHO ONLY PLAY FOR MONEY
>>151000490>losing>"I never liked it anyway"Like clockwork
>>151000490
>>151000488he’s still seething lmao
>>151000496Post nominal GDP and number of nuclear warheads, Sven.
Tiger should be captainHe'd inspire these gutless babies
>>151000234I think they were all the same price. I only looked for today
>>151000500>posts fox and sour grapes while seething about americaO THE IRONY
>>151000468Canada is getting better, but the Presidents cup showed >we have a long way to go
>>151000511they asked him for this event and he said no jej
>>151000506Reminder that you need chips to keep those nukes working. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASML_Holding
Is Michael Jordan there? I know he attends a lot of Ryder Cups.
I'm rooting for team usa in support of our guy donald trump
>>151000502>yanks in charge of "banter"
>>151000384based, what kind of burgers we getting?I think I might pick up some sushi later
>>151000525But trump is rooting for Team Israel
USAbros I don't feel so good
>>151000490>'Patagonia, Inc. is an American retailer of.......'
>>151000523Don't worry, Luuk. Manufacturing is coming back the the USA and no one will hear from you ever again.
>>151000537This is Trump's America...
YOU ROPE UHYOU ROPE UH
CAMMON VIK N ROBBIE
>>151000533and muslims hate team israel.
THE CHOKE!
>MUH BETHPAGE BLACKrinky-dink course dismantled by european skill and craft
So yurop banter is just seething endlessly about americans?
wtf was that?that was like me hitting my driver
took out a poor yank just trying to enjoy eating a burger
BREAKING NEWSTRUMP ON HIS WAY TO RALL US PLAYERS
>>151000562American banter is just calling other countries brown with no hint of self-awareness
>>151000564He's probably just hungry so he hit into the food court
THAT'S NOT THE GREENTHAT'S NOWHERE CLOSE TO THE GREEN
trump arriving just as it goes 0-4 lol
>>151000562well banter usually is about the opposing team, which is the US atm. Are you new to this?
>>151000562Yes it always has been.
>>151000566200 million dollar lawsuit for wanton destruction of a burger
>>151000524yes, MJ is there
>>151000571inb4 he stages some emergency to shut the event down
Trump has landed
take a wander and a gander xander
>win 19-9 under Biden>mutts chant fuck Biden anywayYou asked for this
>only dream in life is to be in the Ryder Cup>get to be captain>every single team you put together gets rekt 10&8
>>151000587but he might be sabotaging ushttps://archive.is/cUm8b
>im not seething, you're seething lol never change yank, never change
Nobody has ever been offended more by being called brown, than a brown person
will trump do a ceremonial drive or something like that? would be kino
>>151000609talking from personal experience?
We really don't prioritize golf in the USA. It's like talking about Team USA Cricket. We don't hinge our pride on it. We have so much other things going for us.
>>151000616kek bodies him
>>151000620And yet, here you are.
america is more of a hotdog eating contest country anyway
>>151000616>>151000622Yes, my personal experience offending the brown people in this thread
Why do troopers always wear their hats in such a retarded high-up way?
i liked that asian qt
>>151000634great at it might I say
Americans think its normal to shit your pants a couple times a year
>>151000605reported to two tier queer kier
>>151000642leave morikawa alone hes concentrating
>>151000645
>>151000639leave your smelly bedroom and ask them yourself (without pissing yourself)
>>151000639
We might be cooked boys
We have a 54% chance of winning this. I'm not stressing at all.
>>151000645roflmao
HOLY SHIT TRUMP JUST FLYING AROUND
lolling at how hard these yanks are taking this. Plus most of them just got up and haven't taken their daily pledge of allegiance to Israel yet.
>>151000645Unexpected bowel movements happened when you eat a wide variety of foods. I wouldn't trade access to diverse cuisine for whatever slop you eat daily.
>>151000679how many Muslim calls to prayer have you broadcasted in your municipality today? Just 2?
these chokers would KILL for a nick taylor out there
>>151000679
IT'S OVER
>>151000688RATTLED
IT'S HAPPENING
come on burgers, make a game of it
BURGERS UP IN FLAMES
>>151000496Yeah you're right, that other anon is just assdamaged and ready to take his ball and go home
heh heh heh heh
>>151000684
Most of these "Europeans" developed their game in America. Europe claiming supremacy is laughable.
THE BIG MO
>>151000698just banter, m8don’t get your hijab in such a twist
>>151000717Holy cope
VIIIIIIIKKKKTOOOOR
>>151000717Your entire country was founded by Europeans
>>151000717The American players did the same, so it must be the superior European blood making the difference.
I'm seeing a lot of "Europeans" who played college golf in the USA. Weird. I wonder why Americans don't go play for the Islamic University of London or whatever.
Whatever, it's not like we care about golf anyway...
problem with yanks is they're too fat and stupid to realize how fat and stupid they are
>>151000731maybe americans need to go somewhere to get better, they def need it
>>151000737Problem with Canadians is they're Indian
Some euro make the next thread and really rub in the fact we suckWe deserve it
>>151000490Based
>>151000737SAARRVERY GOOD MORNING SAAAR
>>151000733US has like 10x as many golfers as all of Europe combined.Our genes are just better. Sorry.
Reminder that the Dutch are the original inventers, so we're the only ones who can talk shit to anyone.
I personally think the American team should make more putts, not sure why they're choosing not to do thatThey should also probably excommunicate 3 players from this session
Kids get inspired by Tiger Woods, Scottie Scheffler, Arnold Palmer. No kid will ever want to be Rory Mcilroy. Just look at the video game sales.
>>151000746t. too fat and stupid to realize how fat and stupid he is
>>150999728Golf’s biggest time of the year is April-July when they’re playing the four major tournaments (one each month). Golf isn’t as big after the last major is played since they know they can’t compete with American football season that starts in late August
>>151000765All the kids want to be like Ludvig Åberg
Here we go boys!
>get humiliated nationally>screech that everyone is brownyank banter lads
>>151000785when I was a kid, I wanted to be like Alfons Åberg
Seriously though Trump unironically needs to make a National Sporting Department of War whose sole purpose is taking the entire country and mobilizing it to win at sports. There should be a “sporting draft” and say really fast people are forced to play soccer and football players are forced to play in the rugby World Cup and golfers are forced at gunpoint and told their parents will be killed if they don’t stop missing putts dammit.I truly genuinely think this is a serious national problem.
>>151000805Being good at sports is dumb. Look at the Soviets. The East Germans. The Nazis. Where are they now?
U S AU S A
If he misses this...
>>151000812Don't forget the United States.
>meek "U-S-A.. U-S-A.." barely audible Is this the famous New York atmosphere we were warned about?
>>151000812In positions of power of world governments?
He's choked.
>>151000832Going full "Murica with a score like this would be cringe af and they know it.
>>151000832In honor of this historic win, you should fly an English flag outside your residencesurely there’s nothing illegal about that
>>151000847>Americans>self awarePut down the waccy baccy, Jan
Everything Grumpff touches including this turns to shit enjoy.
I'm fine with Euros talking shit itt but I absolutely draw the line at jeets trying to get in on it. If you have a Canadian flag you are not welcome in any golf thread unless you post your hand.
>>151000803Kek
>>151000877The English flags are obviously jeets or pakis toobarely speaking english and fully seething about trump
OHNONNONONONONO>it was 3-0
USA need to thank that fan who rattled MacIntyre
CantPlay's group of all teams is the only one that's managed to hold themselves off? What timeline is this
Do Americans usually talk during people's back swings
>>151000899>"Very cool shit-talking, Trevor, want to come to the White House?"
>>151000911no I'm non-verbal
>>151000888इससे निपटो और उबलो
>>151000876He really does wear diapers does he? Who pulls up their pants like that.
>>151000920minimized I thought it was biting a ballsack. whew
>-t-the UK flags are all p-pakis because I want that to be real..........very old meme this one
>>151000911the Long Island crowd has been encouraged to be obnoxious
>>151000933Yet it gets truer every time
crowd mic is so fucking loud lol
>"You bloody wanker"kek
>>151000933I agree, there’s a lot of jeets too
This is pointless. It's not even golf season. Leafs are turning brown. It's football time.
I love being Euro, but I still wish I lived in America. I want real freedom
Keyk at the yank shouting "bloody wanker"
Oh yeah we've got it
>>151000967You just want the higher salaries
>>151000693gottem
You doubted Olympic Gold Medalist Xander Schauffele?
Fatintyre letting the team down.
>>151000977I want less tax, and more guns
>>151000967you live in one of the good euro countries thoughyou are able to sell people small boxes of tiny plastics blocks to people for $100
>>151000928High rise trousers are extremely high test.
At least with golf the commercials are for people with money. I was watching the NBA and the commercials were telling gay black guys to get tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
>>151000993True
>>151000990Those are gay men.
>>151000993Funniest post itt
>>151000993Why is it that aids/hiv predominantly effects gay black people more than any other demographic?
>>151001013racism
BAKE NEW YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCHES
>>151000993>telling gay black guys to get tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
>>151001022im phoneposting
>>151001013I saw some image about how blacks are over-represented in the homosexual demographic. I don't know if it's true and I don't care to fact check it. I simply choose to believe it because it's funny.
>>151001013>down low brothersgay black guys don't have the same sense of community gay white guys do. leads to worse outcomes
>>151001028>when DEI hurts you
>>151001022relax mate it takes hours to reach page 10 on /sp/
whos winning then lads
>>151001013Blacks have much higher rates of homosexuality and don't believe in safe sex. That in addition to their willingness to fuck anything is a bad combination
>>151001013They don't consider themselves to be gay, they just like to fuck dudes
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
New>>151001041>>151001041
why is it you cunts show up for the ryder cup threads but none of the other majors?
>>151001051don't care
SALVAGED THE MORNING AND GOT BIG MO ON OUR SIDE FOR THE AFTERNOON BOYS
