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Sailor Moon edition
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>>150973447
Rei best girl
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUreoVE9Ng&pp=ygUTd2N3IG53byByZXZlbmdlIG9zdNIHCQkbAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
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As a devils fan I wouldn’t be pissed at all if they shocked the world and started trading away Hughes brothers. I’m not sold on these dudes at all and the team needs to make sure not to wind up in another Parise / kovalchuk situation where they get nothing
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https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/the-10-scariest-modern-day-logos-in-hockey
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When are we (Houston) getting a team?
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>>150976434
Ah!
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>McDavid and Draisaitl to start the season on the same line

Knobhead used to wait until we were down a goal before hitting the panic button
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>>150975181
team signs good young players
>holy shit these guys are amazing
those players leave
>thank god they left those guys suck shit
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>>150976927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBHRibhTjc
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>>150973447
Wanted to CUM SO HARD in the green sailor moon when I was a kid
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>rags
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Spuddies tonight lads, I will send you a picture.
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What is the purpose of an ostrich farm?
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>>150973498
no. you posted best girl tho
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>>150977310
nobody cares you raped retard
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we're in the bud thread retards
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>/hoc/ so disorganized they have multiple threads and have chosen to use a thread they already refused to post in last night
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>>150977378
Thanks for the educated commentary, David Attenborough
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>>150977067
>moeshit
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PANTIES STINK!!
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>>150977934

so stop wearing them or wash yourself more regularly
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>>150976949
>>McDavid and Draisaitl to start the season on the same line

What year is it?
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How are Knights fans coping?
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umm...
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>>150978095
>the bowel movement will fix everything
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>>150978106
Why run practice drill for your goalies when the canes will do it for free?
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>>150978106
Based Rod
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>>150978106
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>>150978143
>bussi in net for the pussies
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Flames playing tonight
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>>150978106
SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT THE PUCK
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>>150978143
>Tyler Motte on a PTO for the Panthers
Why couldn't he get a new contract? Guy was a hardworking stud for my Canucks just a few years ago.
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Always love seeing the AHL shitters play in the NHL preseason
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R E A L
T H R E A D
A L E R T
>>150967703
>>150967703
>>150967703
we're all in here
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>>150978234
nobody's fuckin posting anywhere and we have three threads
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>my canesies first game of the season is on a Saturday at 4pm in Nashville
>then 4 days between games
>then a 6 game west coast swing over 2 fucking weeks

Thank you Gary, your fucking genius truly knows no bounds
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>>150978261
You should be thankful Gary gave you a team in the first place. Plenty of Canadian towns much more worthy than Carolina of having NHL representation.
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>>150978261
eat cock randy
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>>150978267
And Sneedish towns
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>>150978267
Say that to Seattle and Utah
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>>150978281
let me know when the mammoths start giving away free nhl tickets with the purchase of fried chicken
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>>150978281
Life in Utah is rough so I'm fine with giving them a team out of charity
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>>150973447
Why are there 4 threads
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>>150978368
Because i only just started baking the flames v canucks thread
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Holy KINO
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>>150978584
>major league hockey
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We should found the MHL to finally dethrone Gary
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Only a bit left until puck drop and /hoc/ is divided into 3 threads. Starting to get a little stressed out.
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>>150978234
REAL FAG ALERT
Crazy how you are canadian too and a fag
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terrible evening for /hoc/
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>>150978751
Kino
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>>150978751
Great Russian talent. We're lucky to watch him play.
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but seriously who watches pre season hockey
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>>150976990
Are you new?
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>>150978957
Hockey fans. You Americans wouldn't know what that really means.
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>>150978584
alternate title: Two Leafs No Cup
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gary wallace bettman wants you to purchase a 2026 Ford Turdmobile lifted with dealer options for 72 easy payments of $699
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>>150978862
Are those new jerseys? They look ugly as fuck
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>>150979013
Kek that's him blown the fuck out
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>>150979013
burger sisters we have been well and truly rumbled
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Got a Canuck fan right here. For a general that says to have a lot of Flamers, I don't see too many of them ready to watch some hockey...
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Wish I had a orca GF
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>>150980200
You like'em big?
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why aren't the late games playing yet, Gary?
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>>150980284
Natives are doing stand up
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is this the thread?
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>>150980293
hilarious
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Good to be back at the Abbotsford Centre.
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>>150980321
no we're in here
>>150967703
>>150967703
>>150967703
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>British Columbia
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>>150980407
frig you
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>>150980424
Sorry, we go by "HEY YA HEY YA HEY YA FUCK WHITE PEOPLE HEY YA HEY YA" now
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Brzustewicz better get hit hard all game.
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GO FLAMES GO!
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>"Southern" California
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this is the thread
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>>150980560
Unfortunately it seems like tranime won
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>the province of Alberta
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I fall asleep every night watching best of the worst on red letter medias YouTube channel, desu.
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Hoglander and Mancini with goals. Love to see them cementing their places on the main rosters.
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I hope this is the flames D team or else this gen will be butt hurt all year
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hogwheels has no jurisdiction here
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Holy shit THG
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Shan spotting
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>>150980630
Those people show no respect to the wild or hockey movies so you shouldn't post about them here
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Master LaBater is fighting his way onto the team.
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Good fight, respect Farabee
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got curry delivered in honor of samir getting kwabbed for the 2nd day in a row
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>Got a free 20 bucks from Toronto shitting to death in baseball
>About to get another 20 from Calgary doing the same
Thanks for the free money, dummies.
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>>150980856
It’s a shame you have to gamble to feel the thrill of sport.
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>the city of Analhymen
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They never post about the "free" money that the house gets from them
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I want revenge tonight.
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>>150980886
Nah, I've felt the thrill without it plenty of times. I just like getting a couple extra bucks from games with teams I know suck ass.

>>150980902
Betting big is retarded, anon. But getting an extra five bucks every other week when I know it's gonna be a blowout? That's just easy.
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>>150980925
Not looking so good over there, you sure that was the plan?
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Full body sexual assault by Petterson
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thank you for paying me to watch garys pet project win the stan lee last season, bet365 :)
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* blushes *
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>>150980925
your team sucks and you sound like a fag
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>>150981027
>bet365
Dogshit how that's the only option for watching the game while shitting on company time
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score a goal, damnit
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>gary looked at this preseason sched and thought he cooked
fucking retard
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Bouta have dinner
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>>150981116
Looks delicious, hope you enjoy it.
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>>150981116
How hot is that hot sauce?
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>>150981116
you could've cooked a healthy meal instead
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UH OH, KRAKIES!!!

UIH OH
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>0 goals scored by the proud province of Alberta tonight
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>>150981145
>this late ass sport report
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>>150981130
Enough to make the marner sting real good
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>Edmonton, the city
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I'm 100% sure McDavid will leave the Oilers after this season.
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>>150981199
LA?
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>>150981199
McDavid going to an American team and winning the cup the same year would be so fucking hilarious and such a spit in the face for retarded "elbows up" retards that I need it to happy. Fuck this country so much, man.
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>>150981214
Either that or Florida. Either would be hilarious.
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lmao Krakens destroying the Oilers with Connor and Leon in the lineup
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>>150981199
they need to trade him to become a well rounded team
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>>150981237
Still 3 and a half minutes left. Plenty of time to collapse.
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>>150981214
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>>150981234
I can't foresee FL maintaining Stan Lee appearances indefinitely. If he goes there, it may be a comedy of errors and end with another ringless king
>so please, let have that one, Gary
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Every hoc poster has a full head of hair
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Every man in my family is bald except for me =3
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>>150981265
It's true.
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LMFAO
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Take your pick.
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I have a full bush
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>>150981277
jovi
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>>150981277
ND
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Oilers arn't going to the finals again. the window has closed
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>>150981277
has Neil Diamond EVER played at a Canucks game?
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>>150981277
i don't understand why people "hate" sweet caroline
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THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABBY
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STUPID NEW BUSINESS IDEAS, EWE GUISE

Start spreading stories about the PWHL athletes growing "playoff bushes" during the regular season
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>>150981298
Its perceived as a bit fruity
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mcdavid is WASHED. trade him to chicago
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>>150981214
The Kings with McDavid will be worse than the Oilers without McDavid. Their defense sucks donkey dick and they're signed through the 27-28 season
>>150981244
McDavid will handcuff the Oilers by not signing long term with any team that comes with a trade proposal. So any team that trades for him will have a huge advantage if the Oilers are gonna get anything for him.
>>150981221
It sure will be a detriment to your high taxes (that Canada uses to pay for Indians).
>>150981277
Livin' on a Prayer. Sweet Caroline fucking sucks and any team in any part of the world that have that as a goal song should be forcibly folded.
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>nyman
don't care if it's preseason, it's nice to beat the oilers
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>>150981312
sweden yes!
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>>150981298
>SWEEET CAROLINE
>UH UH UHHHHH
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>Mathews
>Mcdavid
Both beat by farm teams
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>>150981273
ROFL
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>>150981329
going to be a fun season
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No mountains in Edmonton.
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>>150981298
im not going to sporting events to the teams faggy choir boy fuck off with sweet caroline fuck off with country roads and fuck off with all the small things
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>>150981281
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>>150981343
I think Vegas is only stadium that you can see mountains from
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Chytil playing like Bure.
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>>150981349
Could be worse, you could be a burger football fan where you have to sit through bullshit that goes on longer than the fucking game does.
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>>150981368
seattle you can
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I heard Ashley Messier shave her clam clean as innocence just before the Mercyhurst game
>and it'll look like an afro by this springtime
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>>150981349
The only teams that should be allowed to use Take Me Home, Country Roads is teams located in West Virginia.
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>>150981349
Ya blink doesn't belong sporting events
If we let this slide the nostolgic fags will start playing MCR too
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>>150981373
Chytil's brain is as damaged as Bure's knees.
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canucks need a new goal song
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If the Flames keep playing like this they'll turn this one around
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>>150981368
you can see them from the rogers arena
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>>150981427
He’s sacrificing his immediate quality of life every time he steps on the ice for my Nuckies and I love him for it.
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>>150981411
Should Denver be the only team that plays Rocky Mountain High? Lots of teams in that mountain range, and there are other Appalachian teams as well
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i does this lady keep talking during this canucks broadcast?
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>>150981449
You can see the hills in Hill real
There are no real mountains until well past Laval
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>>150981455
The Canucks broadcast has a great radio crew.
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>>150981453
Yes.
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>>150981503
maybe on planet retard
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welp dynashite fucking sucked
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>>150981455
>i does this lady
HELLO SAR HOW R U TODAY SAAAR?!?!
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>>150981503
Yup just like your people
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>>150981711
Not sure what you mean. The broadcast has Brandon Batchelor (a ginger) and Landon Ferraro (son of Ray). Great crew.
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>>150981711
They should have Pandher do games with Pounder
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The Spud Kings won :)

I only bought two $15 beers.
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Her Flames!
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Tyler Myers is dominating these kids.
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>>150981711
>radio crew
>links a tv crew
nice esl moment hermano
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Man this canucks goalie is killing us
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>>150982007
Rick Dhaliwal says Tolopilo is the future goalie of the Canucks.
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>>150982077
Big lad
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I guess I have to start caring about hockey again.
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Apart from Hoglanders mysterious death, it's a great night for Canucks Nation.
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>>150981977
Hello sar
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GG nuckies
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>>150982252
Did the Flames really lose AGAIN?
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Another exciting season of canes hockey
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>>150982259
The nuckies used their secret weapon: they had Shannon there
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>>150981993
lmao imagine being dominated by Tyler Myers
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raspberry taffy with real seeds
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>>150982247
Good afternoon sir, last night was daddy and son sexy mood, mmmmm :)
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>>150968716
nah they're not related.
Petr Sýkora was Czech.
Adam Sýkora (Rangers prospect) is Slovak. although his dad was also a hockey player but didn't make it outside of home league. ( https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/133944/roman-sykora )
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shannon said the knights are winning the cup
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shannon said slopdown was cancelled
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tiny moved his bingo hall show to an earlier timeslot
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>>150982607
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>>150982888
He got it
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>>150982794
no that was translision
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>>150982888
against miller?
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keeping an eye on the bud1 thread making sure it doesn't reach page 10
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didn't ask, and don't give a single shit
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>>150982278
they put some random KHL tendie in at the start of the 3rd and he let in all of Florida's goals
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bud1 thread update: still safe for now
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bud did not 1
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>>150982957
what do you mean? he 1 on 04/17/22
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>>150982967
Huh that's weird, what happened on the 4th day of the 17th month and what even is that month? Maycember?
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(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
hello and good morning hockeyfrens :)
looking forward to watching (my) skellefteå play tonight
i will be watching it on the TV with my family that i love <3
how are my fellow hockeyfrens doing today? :D
are you excited for (You)r team this season?
i wish you all a nice day :)
\_ . _/
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>>150982989
bud beat trb
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>>150982928
fraid miller has his own demons he needs to face

that most abundantly the terrors of the pumpkin patch
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>>150982991
i hope you enjoy the game fren
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ncaa hockey fans?
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don't exist
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almost typed "bro's" in another place and looked retarded
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>>150983191
>the devil tempts miller in the pumpkin patch
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just took a midnight marner to the superbowl
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>>150982991
knights play too :)
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>>150973498
Yes, you are right but she is mine, Sailor Mars is my woman... Rei Hino is my wife, always has been, always will be.
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I'd like to see the Nutritional Facts about this cereal. I bet it has a gorillion grams of sugar
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>>150983096
My sparties are gonna not choke this time
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>>150983505
lmao people are still wearing masks
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>>150983505
It's just Bran Flakes with a different name. Looks like about six grams of sugar per cup or 16 per 100ml
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>>150983593
>lmao people are still wearing masks
in my experience they're basically all black
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what if Gary was black
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didn't do worlde or connections yesterday :(
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>>150983723
>was
were
it's subjunctive
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>>150983766
black gary would've said was
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>>150983734
You didn't miss anything, I got yesterdays connection with 0 mistakes in under 5 minutes
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>>150983778
sheeeeit nigga you rite
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>>150983802
Scratch that I just played todays one and it was just as easy. The next week or so will go back to being impossible again
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>>150983723
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Gerald Quantavious Lumumba O'Bettman
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>>150983842
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>>150983723
Hed be the Mike Grier of commissioners
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>>150983842
This just looks like Italian Gary
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dont care
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>>150984082
With the way Grier is rebuilding the Sharks I think that would be a good change.
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Um elephant bros...
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>>150984336
Our Sennies mentioned:)))
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I was watching the Habs vs Penguins pre season game the other day I was about to drop it because it was starting to get kind of boring halfway through when that fight between Davidson and that other guy reeled me right back in. I was rooting for Montreal, so by the end of the first two periods I had almost given up seeing that they didn't even manage to get a goal during 5 on 3 power play. When the third period started, I was like "If the Habs don't get a goal during this power play, I'm gonna turn this off and am gonna assume that Pittsburg has this in the bag." And when that power play ended and right when I was about to turn it off, boom, the Canadiens finally manage to snag a goal.
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>>150984336
>2025 sens over rated
Lol.
Sports net sucked them off non stop while getting beat by the marlies
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>>150984336
How are the Red Wings' prospects looking? Will they make playoffs this season?
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>>150984389
we don't bully Our Sennies here I'm afraid
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>>150984373
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>>150984373
Good read
Hoc should do more aars
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nothing like opening a fresh bag
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>>150984666
>digits of the beast
>bagged milk
makes you wonder
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>>150984666
>>150984671
the numbers don't lie
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>>150984666
>>150984671
>milk
Digits of the breast
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thank you so so much wyna liu (probably a bot) for some more fan submitted connections tripe.
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>>150984666
for me it's the ritual of a new bag, getting to put into the container and slam it down on the counter a few times to get it in, then making a precise cut of the bag so it comes out exactly like my piss, all the while knowing I will safely put this open bag of milk in my fridge for later
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>>150984704
IS THIS THE BITCH USING AI TO CREATE NONSENSE IN MY NYT GAMES????
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>>150984705
amen, brother
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>>150976949
I am usually indifferent towards Oilers, but I'm gonna root for them this year because I think McDavid should have at least one Stanley Cup to his name.
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What if Gary was Jewish?
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>>150984727
ya mom know you're gay?
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>>150984727
I too think he should win a cup, but maybe next year when he joins my habbies in free agency
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>>150984705
I'm going to send you some sharp knives for you to play with.
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Tonight, the dragshow continues.
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>>150984769
I like to cook so some sharp knives would be great
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>>150984705
based
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>What if Gary was more Jewish?
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Gary championed escrow which is the most jewish act imaginable
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Gary is a champion
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>Countries with a significant or notable presence of bagged milk include Canada (especially in certain provinces), India, China, Russia, Estonia, Hungary, and various other countries in Europe and South America such as Uruguay, Argentina, Ecuador, and Colombia. The popularity of bagged milk varies, with some nations, like Canada, using it extensively, while in others, it's less common or may appear in specific retail chains
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>nooooo my milk has to come in hard plastic instead of soft plastic
Autism
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i look like a bag of milk when im naked
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>he doesn't drink raw milk straight from the milkin' pale
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>>150985029
>hard plastic
I thought they used soggy cardboard
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>drinking milk like a newborn babby
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jen's milk
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finna order skim milk at the next White Girl White Power brunch club
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what if Gary decided a Wizard of Oz movie staring NHL players must be made who would be the cast?
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>>150985231
it would be better if he did the Michael Jackson version
based The Wiz
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>>150978584
Dear fucking God I can't escape fag shit even in fucking hockey.
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>>150985294
it haunts you, copey
even in your dreams, it haunts you
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>>150985231
>Wicked Witch of the East
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why doesnt gary have those freakish adam silver type eyes if they are from the same ilk?
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>>150983853
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>>150985393
This thread is for the discussion of hockey not Gary Bettemans racial stock
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you can't be both a hipster and an antisemite in the year 2025
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>>150985311
For real man. I got sick of fags, troons and jeets screwing up other spheres of entertainment (Hollywood, vidya), so I decided "Fuck it, sports then." Now I have to deal with that here too.
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>>150985524
Athletes are homo as hell so I don't know what you expected
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If a court determines you lied about being raped, the person(s) you falsely accused should be allowed to rape you.

Change my mind.
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>>150985544
Rape fetishists will just accuse their crushes of rape 24/7
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eye for an eye and the whole world becomes retarded
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>>150985544
as long as we all get to watch, for justice and the American way
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>>150985524
ive come to peace with the world as it is (shit)
my expectations are always very low
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i like this new jersey
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>>150985524
*ding* *ding* *dingding* *ding*
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>>150985598
i despise off-white jerseys but everything else is very nice
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>>150985598
tell that to Edmonton then instead of an eastern conference bottom feeder
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>>150985598
Me too
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the Universe is not in charge of cheering you sorry little assholes up when you stumble into an existential dilemma
>the Universe is an inanimate object devoid of feeling, though or concern
We are alone in this Universe, and WE are in charge of our own future, free to define ourselves how we like
>and if you don't find that revelation enthralling, you're a fool and deserve your own ignorance, /hoc/
Grow Up
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>teams that will surprise you by being good this year
ducks
blues
devils
leafs
blue jackets
canucks

>teams that will surprise you by being bad
knights
oilers
capitals
sens
jets
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>devoid of feeling, thought or concern
[]
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Did not and would never ask.
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>>150985677
this but the opposite
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>>150985683
that's self-actualizing, that's good... great example
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>>150983064
>>150983282
thank you frens :)
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>>150985677
>>teams that will surprise you by being bad
>knights
>oilers
>capitals
>sens
>jets
Only surprise here is the jets
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>>150985673
aren't you the guy they call the raped bitch that lost to stephen on 04/17/22
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https://x.com/J_McPherson1126/status/1971234880404283618?t=ZXhysurKkKINoVlypowbXg&s=19
F.
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>>150985677
>mystery vasy injury
>hedman destroyed after too many deep runs
>no forward depth
>no defensive depth
>no goalie depth

tampa is about to fall off a cliff
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>>150985677
These teams are all the same. Not contenders, could be total shit, could be decent.
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>>150985709
You say that every year and they manage to still beat the odds.
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>preseason attrition
Kek
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>>150985685
sorry m8 the oilers window is slamming shut and connor knows it

2024 was your chance
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>>150985696
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>>150985704
great link
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>>150985727
raped bitch
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>>150985713
>sneak into a playoff spot and get smoked in the first round

yeah they're unstoppable bro
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>>150985727
holy fucking shit enough of this faggy bullshit
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>>150985677
habs are stepping up big time this year dobeitever
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>>150985735
and yet they still make it in every time. Sure as hell "falling off a cliff" bro.
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>>150985746
-slaf is a bust
-suzuki is a 2C at best
-hutson and dobson are going to be -4 every night
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>>150985754
losing to the >laffs is rock bottom
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>>150985726
>slamming shut
Its shut , locked , covered with a facade and reinforced with up fo code structural trusses.
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>>150985731
You need new writing staff, Mitch
You also need to cheer up, you sad cunt

>>150985738
Fuck You
>>150985696
THIS is where the conflict begins, with you being a petty cunt
The moment you stop bitching and complaining about me being here, the conflict will end
Grow the fuck up, Mitch
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>>150985761
now you're being absurd
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>>150985704
russians are so soft
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>>150985765
raped bitch
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>>150985765
nobody fucking cares about this mitch bud trb retarded shit. every fucking thread talks about it and nobody but the same gaggle of morons regurgitate it. can't fucking help yourself with this shit.
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>>150985776
AGREED!!!!!!
tell Mitch to shut up, and maybe it will end
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Really want to see the Sabres fail again
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>>150985775
good post
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Bud and TRB bubblin at each other again
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>>150985792
Shut up, Mitch
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tampa should be proud of their multiple cups. but since then:
>lose in final
>lose in first round in 6 (to the leafs lmfao)
>lose in first round in 5
>lose in first round in 5

its clearly winding down
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>>150985794
Fuck off
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mitch: Chad with birthday wishes
trb: cripple with no birthday wishes
mitch won
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>>150985805
>>150985776
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>>150985761
what >>150985766 said
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>>150985704
>Florida has won b2b cups
>beat reporters can't even get a blue checkmark
hockey media is a joke
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SWEDISH ICE HOCKEY IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A BONG
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>>150985816
Just like my Islanders
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>>150985791
MY sabies
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>>150985810
nobody is afraid of a team with a caufield, suzuki, demidov forward group with soft dmen like hutson. they got bullied by the caps last playoffs and they'll continue to get bullied.
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>>150985816
you can't get blue checkmarks from twitter the free way anymore. you have to pay a subscription for a blue checkmark.
you get a yellow-ish kinda checkmark if you're an official account of something though.
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>>150985844
not taking the bruins demise gracefully I see kek
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>>150985844
because the entire team was basically a bunch of kids playing against Ovi and his last dance group of misfits. Everyone knew the Habs were overmatched.
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>>150985846
>panthers don't have $8 a month
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>>150985804
Seething lol
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>>150985776
queers gon queer off
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>>150985846
thats more embarrassing if the Panthers beat can't put 8 dollars into promoting themselves
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>>150985816
not the heckin twitter checkmarkarino!!! how will everyone know I'm retarded without branding myself with a heckin blue boy
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>>150985866
raped bitch
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>>150985891
ignoring the point. Florida has been one of the best teams in hockey and their beat can't put 8 dollars aside for more promotion?
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>>150985903
Maybe they have reservations about doing any business with Elon, that dude's not exactly reputable after all
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Twitter is for fags.
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>>150985931
Amen, brother
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>>150985858
>>150985868
kek true
>>150985844
again what >>150985850 said. they were bunch of inexperienced kids going in against veterans and still didn't do too terribly
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/hoc/ is for gay retards and Flamiacs
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>>150985911
>the team that has no reservation about parading MAGA dicksucker Matthew Tkachuk draws the line at forking over 8 bucks to Elon Musk
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>>150985950
We dont use redundant phrases here
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>>150985957
We're a very conflicted Nation, admittedly
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>>150985931
True, that's why I use X.com
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>>150985974
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A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
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>>150985957
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>nightmare fuel Ford
Very much did not ask
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>>150986055
Meanwhile in reality
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>>150986073
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>>150986073
I wonder if the Vegas economy will crater enough that they have to flush marner
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I can't wait for the Stanley Pup. Why don't the dogs have a regular season?
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>>150986086
If you don't make the playoffs you don't deserve a puppy
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>>150986085
Thats just good hygiene to flush your marners
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>>150986073
marnerjeet and samir please come poo on Canada street
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>>150986097
>>
> Samir mentioned. I'm in (his mouth).
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>There were six men in Birmingham, in Guildford, there's four
>That were picked up and tortured and framed by the law

Woooo power play!
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>>150986124
That guy would kill you for being a pansy IRL
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>>150986163
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thus, trb bubbles
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>>150986163
I could take him
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rapey already seethin', bubblin', boilin', broiling, and sizzlin' kwarb
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>>150986200
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>>150986163
>>150986185

Please be nice boys

Go 'raken
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>>150986213
Shant
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>>150986213
sniff my nuts ya dumb dickgirl
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>>150986207
The sun must have rose today
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>>150986228
at what cost
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bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
mitch achieved total victory over trb on 06/15/2025
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the queers achieve total queering off every day
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>>150986213
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>>150986342
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud on the chilly easter evening of 2022?
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thoughts on you being a queer queering off constantly?
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time for swedepuck
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looks like the budposters haven't all killed themselves or been raptured yet
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>scoreless draws
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>>150986399
You can't be raptured to hell
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>most dangerous draw in Växjö
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bud did win though
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>>150986495
so you don't know
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the mild are going back to their original whites
i feel like i was the only one asking for this
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i'm glad bud came back to my islanders =)
>>
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>>150986522
https://www.nhl.com/islanders/news/bailey-and-clutterbuck-excited-to-join-islanders-expanded-broadcast-team
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>>150986522
fairweather fan
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>>150986531
bud hated bailey because he never scored 20 goals >=(
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>scoreless draw in Ängelholm
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>>150986522
Must be exhausting being so miserable all the time
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>most dangerous lead
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I'm a Flameschad
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>>150986589
Welcome to /hoc/
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I need the SHL broadcasters to turn the crowd noise WAY up
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>>150986655
There isnt an amp big enough in the world when your source is swedes
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don cherry taught me swedes were a bunch of sissies when i was a little boy
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>>150986522
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>>150986691
Was this a private lesson?
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>and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and man on the moon
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>>150986711
no, i watched it on the state-run television channel
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>>150986715
zoomers kwab'd
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>>150986704
thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>150986728
>Ron and Don gape a sissy swede
Missed that CC
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>>150979442
no that's carolina's team
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"Don's bigotry used to be a kind of a hockey bigotry," he said. "It was 'chicken Swedes.' It was 'untrustworthy Russians'. It was even [insults about] French Canadians."
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in roughly 3 years the NHL will no longer be drafting aged out gen z and will be drafting gen alpha instead btw
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>>150986754
rip
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>>150986768
At least he said chicken Swedes and not China Swedes
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>>150986768
There is nothing wrong with bigotry
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>>150986832
This is a moron's shitpost, and you probably smell bad
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>>150986768
that's so fucking based
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>>150986838
There is nothing wrong with being a bad-smelling moron
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>>150986877
There's something wrong with everything
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>>150986754
Women with 5 teams and a faggot flag in the profile crying right now
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My S&Psies are collapsing :(
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>>150987020
>>>/biz/
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>>150981277
>(((diamond)))
I know what gary's picking
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>>150987020
i sold on monday :)
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So both Barkov and Benn are injured already nice preseason Gary
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>>150987044
Retard
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>>150987122
shan't be a baggie
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might buy high and sell low
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>log into hoc
>trb bubblin' 'bout bud n' mitch
kek what a bitch
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>>150987127
>he says after converting assets to the US dollar
Kek
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>>150987144
>new york times
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>>150987022
/biz/ doesn’t have enough resources for getting good jobs
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>>150987185
/biz/ is for people who want to be rich but don't want a job
There's a term for them but its banned on this board
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trb should invest in knee pads
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>>150987211
What’s a crippled guy need knee pads for
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>>150987221
good point. he should invest in a step stool for his clients
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"uhhhh we need a salary cap to have a competitive league"

*look inside "McDavid sweepstakes"*

same 4 teams that want McDavid

I think the salary cap is jewish bullshit...
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Penguins overvalued the fleury game tickets and now they are back down to reality.
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>>150987241
Stop reading offseason hockey insider slop he's not going to the fucking rangers
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>>150987252
True he's going to my islanders
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Optimistic about my wings
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>>150987197
Those neets need to get on indeed
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almost time to migrate to the bud1 thread
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>>150987241
just those 4 want mcdavid
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trb is excited to migrate
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bud did not 1
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coming down with a migrate
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>>150987310
boy is bubblin'
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>>150987252
This .
Hes getting traded for Mathews before the deadline before going on a playoff run that go against all laws of nature
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>>150987280
Don't be. You know what happens when you are optimistic
>>
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>>150987541
we love our Mitchie
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>>150987318
have an iced coffee and an advil, sweetie.
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>>150987541
He looks like a slot playing grandma already
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>>150987553
We don't love Mitch's here
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Happy Birthday Don Taylor!
The voice of sports for all in Vancouver.
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>>150987569
we do
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>>150987569
we celebrated mitch's birthday
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Ghost of Yotei
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>>150987618
Birth was a negative event for Mitch
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>>150986526
They shouldn't do any promotion with Judas in it.
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>>150987632
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>>150987632
did you lose to Mitch too?
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>>150987646
They should keep doing it because it’ll be funny
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>>150987648
that's just ol' bubblin' trb on vpn
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Recycle
>>150977050
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tbg doesn't bubble or use vpns
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>>150967703
>>150967703
>>150967703
M I G R A T E (trb's favourite thread)
>>
>>150987731
>>150987740
Get your shit together you retards



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