Hughes the boss editionNRL>GAME 1Melbourne Storm v Cronulla Sharks7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9AAMI Park1.37-3.10>AAMI Park hosts a Friday night blockbuster as the Melbourne Storm, fresh off a week's rest, take on the in-form Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks for a place in the 2025 NRL Grand Final. The Storm earned a week off after a 26-18 Qualifying Final win over the Bulldogs, allowing key players to recover from injury just in time. The Sharks are battle-hardened, having beaten the Roosters 20-10 and the minor premier Raiders 32-12 on their way to the preliminary final. They are on a five-game winning streak, built on a formidable defence that has conceded just 14 points per game over the past three months. The Storm receive a massive boost with the return of their first-choice spine, as halfback Jahrome Hughes and fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen are back from injury. Their inclusion sees Nick Meaney move to the centres and the impressive Jonah Pezet drop out of the 17. The Sharks have named a largely unchanged side, with the only forced change seeing Oregon Kaufusi join the bench for Tom Hazelton, who is out under concussion protocols. Star back-rower Briton Nikora has again been named on the interchange, providing significant impact. The teams have split their two encounters in 2025, with the Sharks winning 31-26 in Round 11 and the Storm dominating 30-6 in Round 17. Melbourne holds the overall advantage 31-18 and has won 14 of 17 clashes against the Sharks at AAMI Park, a venue where they have won their last four finals matches. This preliminary final shapes as a clash of contrasting styles; Melbourne will lean on their big-game experience with Hughes and Papenhuyzen central to reigniting their clinical attack. The Sharks, built on defensive steel through a powerful forward pack, must withstand the early onslaught if they have a chance of getting through. Storm 1-12 2.80Storm 13+ 2.35Sharks 1-12 3.80Sharks 13+ 10.00Storm -9.5 1.90 Sharks +9.5 1.90
>>150973668Better than some random thread that would just get replaced in a day or two
>>150973998Less than a day
Why no afl Saturday nrl Sunday double header
>>150977543They are probably thinking the Friday public holiday in Melbourne makes it worth having the game on Friday
theyre so desperate for vic viewers
Back in my day you had the AFL Grandfinal on Saturday as a VIBE SETTER for the SUPER SUNDAY NRL GRANDFINAL DAY
>>150978440we used to be a country
IF the nrl grand final is another storm vs panthers affair...THEN i will never watch a game of nrl again in my life
I'll still watch as I'm used to seething at the poothers and the refball they always receive plus I just have to watch some american singer I've never heard of sing
Never heard of the dude either
I want to meet the cunts who think Snoop Dogg is a good halftime actCunts been irrelevant for over a decade and rap music is arguably the worst genre to hear liveDunno who the fella singing at our GF is but I would bet it'll be a better performance (ignoring any fireworks etc)
>>150980658The halftime show he was part of at the SuperBowl was pretty cool. I’m not really into rap music either. And hello https://youtu.be/gdsUKphmB3Y
>>150980658wrong sport champ
>>150980957yeah I mentioned Snoop because the NRL media started freaking out when they heard he was playing the AFL GF
>>150980658>rap music is arguably the worst genre to hear liveIt's definitely neutered without the cursing. Especially if it's a solo act. I wasn't impressed by Kendrick at the Super Bowl. Works better when it's multiple rappers like >>150980767b said.
>>150981060I like rap, enough that I have seen Snoop, Wu Tang Clan (and various clan members as solo acts), Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys and KRS One live. But it is true for all except maybe KRS One it is better just listen to the album. Live they just end up shouting over music
>>150981447probably wont be an issue at the stadium but it always annoys me how overpowering the bass is at rap gigs
> I like rap, enough that I have seen Snoop, Wu Tang Clan (and various clan members as solo acts), Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys and KRS One live.
>>150980658snoop is an infinitely better choice than teddy swims, music that is only played on coles radio because its boring low-tempo slop. like imagine dragons but somehow less hype and exciting. absolute fucking trash option
I, for one, wouldve wanted to see Kid Laroi
Is that real?!!
>>150977543nrl moved the gf to the long weekend (nsw) to sell the night gf. Don’t remember exactly which year but I do remember that’s why they moved it
>>150982431Me on the bottom
>>150982845First night gf was 2001. They moved to the long weekend in 2002.
So are we all agreed that if >our teams are out we cheer for Penrith to five in a row?
>>150982876aha yes because people (journos with nothing to write about during the offseason) were thinking of the children having to go to school on monday.I’m actually fine with it although Bathurst made way more sense for the long weekend
Reckon we could get Nelly and Ashanti (they got married two years ago and had a kid) for around $10k and they are nothing but bangers
>>150982877Madge and Adam still in it and you want Penrith? Shame on you
>>150982877my cheer order is:>sharks (dislike them the least, except that fuckwit mulatalo)>penrith>POWERGAP>Storm>Broncos
>>150978440This. Dad had a mate from Adelaide and we’d go watch the afl gf at his place most years growing up, just he and my Dad and me and it was part of the gf weekend vibe. gf day was different too, somebody would usually host a Barbie for it that started with breakfast and the first game kickoff at 10 or 11am, people would buy crepe paper and balloons and decoratations in team colours and tie things to their car aerials (remember those?) and letterboxes. The night gf killed most of that, the culture shifted
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOLKrP5ifm2/rip doggies :(
>>150982901fuckin based, nelly would be so good
>day grandfinal returns>Moved to last weekend in September again>AFL and NRL Grandfinal on same weekend every year>Bathurst returns to the long weekRetvrn
>>150982911Worst taste, probably a Shites customer
>>150983239Back to taking a sickie the day after the grand final
Based two long weekends in a row
>>150983245No Kev, no title, simple as.
sickies are ENTITLEMENTS and a mental health day is a legitimate reason, also make sure you don’t need a doctor’s note or anything usually one day on its own is fine also don’t lie when you call in just say something like I feel terrible I’m going to have to take a sickie so sorry mate hopefully I’ll be better tomorrow feels like a twenty four hour thing desū
>>150983239>go volvoooo!!!>no no goooo nissannn!!
they should return to homologation
HONOURABLE GAIJIN!We, the mighty Brisbane Broncos, prepare to hunt the vicious Panthers of Penrith! It shall be a battle to go down in myth and legend! Blood shall be spilled, the grass of Suncorp will run red but I, the Torres Strait Samurai, swear this to you!The Penrith dynasty will end this Sunday!
I really did not appreciate Cleary appropriating Shibas culture when he scored against the dogs.
really enjoy this samurai meme
irasshaimase to country
>>150983878>gooo ford fa- i mean mustang
>>150984019Anybody seen Holden?
FoundOnRubbish Dump
since when was irish BASED and invited to Bathurst, he's coming across like he'd be slugging back fucking tinnies with the best of em telling brockie to get a fucking move on WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND CUNT (his words)
I should really larp as a ford fan though because ford is Irish JUST HOLDEN TOGETHER CUNT
we're talking shit about manufactures but the thing that made Bathurst a thing was the cars were just fucking different and that was a good thing holden had a thing and ford had a thing, one cornered better, the other was a good on a straight and it was up to the DRIVER to make up the difference and it was fucking great, next year better design a better lower control arm or something, better get better gear ratios, fun for every fucking one now its just all the same cause the rule makers say everyone has to be the same gay gay gay don't go 1 mil out of spec or else FUCKWITTA SHIT REFS KILL EVERYTHING NO MATTER THE SPORT
Yeah I agree. It became stock cars, it was better when they had to make street legal versions of them that was the whole point of the category and it was more accessible for privateers and people could buy the production version which was basically the same car without a roll cage and racing brakes or whatever other safety things for racing. It’s why those old cars are famous going back from those skylines and commodores and falcons and monaros and toranas. Loss of culture just like taking our special gf weekend with all day barbecue and reserve grade grand final
I watched Bathurst for the first time this year and was not particularly impressed desu
If you get really bored one day watch the extended highlights of any Bathurst prior to 1993 when they changed to the V8 only formula. The Australian Touring Car Championship was the race series, also good
>>150988216What other series do you watch? You mentioned quitting F1 recently.
>>150988850I’ve not followed anything properly for a while. Used to watch NASCAR tried getting back into it last year I might try again next season it’s good except for that gay playoffs thing they do now, and GT1 was really good while it lasted I don’t actually know if that’s a thing now
Bit pissed they pulled him from the market @ 51 before last weeks matches Also imagine being a state that has a public holiday on a FRIDAY, fucking stupid
Based whistling ad
THE BET
The BET
reminder that the ryder cup starts at 9pm, so perfect for watching after the game tonight
>>150996508Nice try Braith. I'm not watching Golf.
>>150996519all of your fav players will be watching it fella
Would rather ( & have) watch lawn bowls on the abc over golf
>Kalyn Ponga breaks from tradition,>First athlete to join a talent agency known for managing social media stars and reality show contestants Not the Twink Queensland Fullback I was expecting this from
I thought his daddy was managing him
his dad just doesnt have what it takes to run a blossoming social media presencekeeps telling him to do radio interviews like a boomer
If we somehow got a sharks vs broncos grand final it'd be a bit weird considering they haven't played each other more than once a season in like 5 years
>nrl semifinals>wallabies vs all blacks>afl grand final>ryder cup>final games of mlb seasonmassive weekend of sport ahead
JUST BE SUNDAY ALREADY GODDAMMIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150997142I'll only be watching one of those and playing dawn of war 1 in the meantime
NRL sucks bastardised english cawksuckas
His entire career has been building to this one moment tonight. Storm don't stand a chance.
do it for ya mumza nicho
>>150997127Finally a Super League grand final rematch
>>150997281>indigenous flair
what do you drive /nrl/?for me it's the humble rav4
>>150997623pictured
>>150997623Panigale V4
I'll tell you what YOU drive. Me crazy with these inane questions!
good evening gentleman.. and danny
Pregame https://youtu.be/3cfHKmQ2ZzI?
Pooarks are morals tonight lads it’ll be close something like 20-18tonight is the night Nigo redeems himself in our eyes
PooarksThat’s it, that’s the post
>>150997190i hope its the nrl
Don't want the storm to win but they willAll I can do is pray for the broncos i guess
I thought the Poosters would beat Cronulla and they played really badly and lost, then I thought Canberra would knock Cronulla out and Canberra didn't play well and also lost. Now I'm tipping Melbourne and hopefully Melbourne will play badly and lose, this will confirm my suspicions that Cronulla although not a good team do have a peculiar ability to make their opponent play badly
>>150998085HELL YEAH IT IS though I might watch the AFL GF if the family is going to
FINNA BE A FEEDING FRENZY
>coach Craig Bellamy played the Jaws theme during their training session this week to get his players ready for the sudden death clash
meanwhile Fitzy had LL Cool J pumping https://youtu.be/6cYcdBVQ8NM?si=UPeWI5QbIe9us-N7
Storm had this blasting at training.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzs1FehYOA&list=RDXOzs1FehYOA&start_radio=1
LETS GO POOARKS BIT THE POORMS FUCKING HEAD OFF
Forgive me, sensai.
>7:50pm kickoff
papi finna have a good night or a bad night nothing in between
C'MON CRONULLA UP UP
AAMI POOARK
dirty storm
crowd seems a bit mild tbqh
sensing a Ronaldo bin this game
Don't worry, we've paid off the refs
>hughes>bone stimulator >electromagnetic magnets to help healing its the 10.3 million dollar man (adjusted for inflation)
>paid off the hooker
speaking of, do you pay the ref before the match or after the match if you want a fix
>Klein
half now half later or all of it to a middleman if you don't trust each other yet
Sharks trying to milk already
clever banana grubber
poorm might be on for a try here :(
FORWARD FORWARD FORWARD
FORWARD BY A MILE(KILOMETER) and here come the fucking sirens fuck sake
winger fucked up
deadset what are these faggootas looking at???
forward passes are for other teams
Fuck niggoh Fuck twinkle Fuck muttafarthoe
>My multi
thinking Talakai needs to take one for the peem and kill either Grant or Munster in the next 10mins or it’s over
BIN THE THUG
GET FUCKING MILKING OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
sharks are the worst milkers in the comp
mr hynds got fucked
STOP TALKING ABOUT MILKERS THIS ISN'T /nrlw/
POOARKSPOOARKS POOARKS
BITEBACK
>>150998360its pretty damn close but im leaning forward
This is shaping up to be a good game
Kennedy feinted the shepherd there, very clever
SHORKS
>>150998392cute little fella would give parramatta eel to him
big game so of course hynes chokes
‘Ate both these teams but if the Sharkies win I’ll be happier
JAMAL POOES
probably want to tackle cunts so that doesn't happen
sharks are choking big time
hate Melbourne, but I also hate Sydney. Who do I go for?Oh, and I also hate Queensland.
hughes is class aye
So the sharks are just going to get raped then I guess
>>150998407do you want another fucking poorm vs poothers GF?
>>150998407Bears
>>150998407Penrith m8 it’s not even in Australia
imagine losing to a glass arm
>>150998407team with the most polys
>>150998407Newcastle
Where's the 10-4 guy?
2 times a bit of BIFF after storm scores 2 times they don’t show it
It's over
>>150998419its full of thick titanium screws and a massive carbon fiber plate, its NOT glass
Storm are so fucking good through the middle. Just pure power and very quick play at the ball
>>150998425Sorry was making dinner>its 10-4 and you know what that means https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
>when the trickster becomes the tricked
>>150998426FTA director aye fucking hate it
Raiders would have unironically matched up well against the Storm
>>150998436is that you cameramanCHAD?
>>150998431They know where to be when someone's pushing through and have great instincts with their kicking game.
>>150998440nah not me but he might be around
Jerome is having a game
HAS ANYONE SEEN NON-CHOKING HYNES!!???
if the sharks shit the bed then the poocos must knock pedriff out of finals, otherwise i will never watch nrl again
AY PAPI
Hynes chokes again. Yawn.
Walsh is loving this
this is getting tight I think hynes will start running on the 4th at this rate
TAKE THE POO
that was stupid
>pooarks
Poorm centres are shite they could be got there
nice undies munster you spastic
Broncos would be up by 16 by now
POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS
A DOUBLE ON DAYBOO
good kick m8
If there's a big game, and you need someone to choke, you can always rely on Hynes.
>>150998511ahhh the wishing well shork
I don’t care who wins; I just want Walsh to lose.
feel like a game leveling poo is incoming
say that to his face
Munster is so good
HAS ANYONE SEEN WILL KENNEDY???
>hynes shitty kicking is going to cost them this
Will Kennedy? No he won't
>>150998521Based retard
God I fucking HATE that cowbell
boring as fuck game both these team are shit as
if broncos win tomorrow they win the GF
Billy Burns is him
Walsh is only 21 and by this time next week he'll have been involved in 2 losing grand finals.
>>150998576thank you for thinking they have a chance of beating penref based walsh customer
>down by 8>surrender the last tackle before half time
Got prescribed dexamphetamine today at the doctor lads. Anyone tried this before
yeah it SUCKS
>meme disorder to have spastics pay for drugs for the rest of their lives you must love poorm vs poother grand finales
>finals like atmosphere at AAMI ParkYou could tell he knew he’d fucked up halfway through that sentence
Could cash out for a profit right now.
>>150998628Could but don’t. Don’t be a pussy - that’s a winning bet you got there
The Bet: Sharks to win from here and by 13+
>>150998628Cash out and buy a bottle of milk
COME ON POOARKS DO SOMETHING
I hate boomers
couldn't resist ordering food at half time lads. diet was going so good for 6 days
>>150998663based L4D2 player
do players and clubs get a monetary bonus for making it to the GF?
Only if they win
>>150998681not yours, she does it for free
kek I kinda get it
FUCK OFF
feel like a game altering interception is coming
>>150998606YesDo you have severe add?
welcome to all our melbournecustomers joining us for the first time
Can sharts start injuring some storm players soon (not the qld reps preferably)
PAPSMEAR IS DEAD (or milking)
>writhing on the ground for 30 seconds >oh yeah thats in the spirit of the game
milksmear
(((independent doctor)))
Pooarks didn't get penalised for the late tackle on the kicker, then didn't get penalised for tackling poopinhousen without the ball. Hmm......
>>150998641This country is 1 big dairy farm how the fuck are you paying less than us for a bottle of milk in aus?
>nico in charge of last tackle options
how did fucking pooarks even make it this far
This atmosphere reminds me of 2020
/nrl/ confirmed cat ownersgetting major toxoplasmosis vibes from these threads
we're cat parents not 'owners' thanks
>>150998745My grandfather used to annoy the shit out of my grandmother by eating onion slabs with nothing but a shake of salt and peper, and maybe hot sauce, as sandwiches. He was simply ga-ga over the seasonally unique Vidalia. He also used salt and pepper in big metal shake containers, where my grandmother wanted nothing to do with them at the dinner table, using fine china instead. Years later now, I know it was James Beards' favorite sandwich too. I do very much like all finger sandwiches, british style, a simple cucumber and cress, ham salad, egg salad, curried egg salad, etc. I'll brush the sides and stick on the minced herbs too. Nothing better than getting home at midnight after a partying night, and having a litle cold ham salad ready to eat. Onion sandwiches go very nicely with a martini or a gin beverage, aka gibsons with the pickled olive.
/nrl/ is an all animals (especially dogs and cats) general
>>150998749they do this every year. Luck out and scam their way into the prelims then completely fall apart, stealing and wasting a prelim spot from an actual good team
That's a very good response tbf
TAKE THAT HUGHES YOU CUNT
Shall refrain from talking shit on the up ups until it's beyond doubt, the result that is
for me it’s fish, especially SHORKS
headclash play the fuck on you soft cocks
Trindall was just protecting himself
headclash called high is complete bullshit
GAMES FUCKING GONE
Probably the worst tackling technique I've ever seen
refs got paid in full at HT
All this ref assistance and pooarks still can't score. Smh
you know the game is gone when a Maori & an Abo can’t heem each other anymore
pooarks are going to want some trys I reckon
they don't want to score tries
they call that a victorian play the ball
both these peems battering each other is good for my broncies no matter the result
maybe the sharks are the trys we made along the way
NO TRY good save to be fair
kek pooarks are so shit
good run excellent tackling
How did that fucking retard not score there
That was like the judo throw use their force against them thing
Klein is trying pretty hard to keep sharts in this.
almost scores unless you stiff arm him in the throat lol
Taking the poo????
>taking the pooITS FUCKING OVER FOR THE POOARKS
statistically its easier to get a try from the 30 meter than from the 10
>poo cursing yourself in a prelim with 20 minutes to go and nicho as your "clutch" manLMFAO
8 point deficit to 6. Reducing a 2 score game to 1. Take note dragons, this is how you tactical poo
I approve of this poo. They get the ball back and can march it down again and keep chipping away at the lead whilst maintaining possession
>taking the poo from behinddoes this reverse or enhance the curse?
Bros.... the most cowardly poo I have ever seen.....
>>150998851more grim than the 40k universe
dirty purple cunts
pozzbourne getting (((kleined)))
Newfags don't know that taking the poo while behind on the scoreboard is actually reverse-curse.
its gonna be a 5peat isnt it
as a working class sport, purple is the most anti-working class colour
>>150998851>poo cursing yourself in a prelimLurk moar freshie
Boring game
>this is old school!holy kek did boomer players really???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HYNES
Nicho right on cue lmao
Beans means Hynes
Nicho Clutch Hynes at it again
KEK NICHO YOU SPASTIC
This cunt needs to see a sports psychologist
YOU FUCKING RETARD HYNES WTF YOU FUCKING SPASTIC WHITE CUNT
light that pipe
Is there a player that you actively want LESS in a clutch situation than this retard?
Check em
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!OH NO NO NO!!!!! Niggoh l!!!
>>150998890
>trell from out of nowhere
>Melbournewinslol
On the meme drinks.The scent of the orange peel is already hearkening me back to the porn game I was playing last weekend while drinking these
He fucking touched that open your eyes
>>150998896
POOBACK
poorm refball time
>taking the poo
>>150998909More worried about your meme book desu
Clean your keyboard cunt
Are the Sharks just dogshit or are Melbourne really that good at cheating
Why not both?
>>150998909I'm going to watch the afl tomorrow what am I in for?
>>150998927both
>>150998923Those orange penguins are pretty good for cheap
>Its gonna be a Storm Penrith grand finalUtterly sovlless
>>150998933a glorified game of hot potato
It's gonna be a BroncGODS vs NOBODY grand final because all the other teams will be TOO SCARED to face the BRONCGODS
>>150998933Sporting equivalent of seagulls fighting over a hot chip and Snoop Dog
>>150998935Look closer.
>>150998927yes
AND THEY SAY KAYAL IRO CAN SAVE US
>ACK! ACK! KEKNULLA!
spilled his fucking lollies
>>150998935It's buy one get one half price at my local book store. The cute girl behind the counter asked if I wanted to take up the offer last time I was there but I was like "nah, just this one thanks."It's not as weird as you think because I also bought a copy of Oliver Twist (been reading it -- great book) and an Emily Dickinson collection
>letting a forward challenge>letting a POLYNESIAN forward challenge
>the virgin bunker UH?!
>muh intention to strip the ball
The only way to solve this is to return to stripping and contested scrums
>>150998968
intention to lick the balls
would somebody please FOLD SOME CUNT ffs
>>150998933the afl
>>150998979no biffno proper hard runs both these peems suck
>>150998962I bought a couple new ones today, one about this lady who scammed the world and said she cured her brain cancer by going on a special diet when she never had cancer to begin with, and a Cormac Mcarthy book “Stella Maris”
>>150998985based Thursday Night Footy
>>150998979this but unironically
>>150998974Rugby league is in need of a huge rules overhaul.
Grant is too fucking good
pooarks bros...
pooarks deserve the spoon I've seen better from poocastle
EAT FUCKING SHIT GALLEN NO WIN BY POINTS THIS TIME YOU DICKHEAD
nighty night
fuck this team. ALWAYS have to steal a prelim spot from actual good teams then shit the bed
Fraudnulla-Fraudsterland Frauds
Another boring Storm vs Panthers GF episode...
Thinking sharts are not grand final material
yeah pedref 6peat is confirmed
>>150999006
BAAHAHAHAHAHEat shit fraudnulla... finally come up against a good team and look at the result...Karma is a BITCH for doing the mock viking clap against my waidies last week!
kek warriors supporter down in the corner celebrating the sharks getting knocked out
>poorm v pedref/spooncos what have we done to deserve such hell
>>150752518>All according to planKek. KEK
>>150999025kek saw that too
>>150999001There's a reason the ancients decided to allow stripping and raking at the ruck and some other things like that to make the game more about a contest for the ball and to remove ambiguity in officiating.The current stripping rule is very difficult to adjudicate and needs to go, we do not need rules like that which requires the game to be stopped during a set for the bunker to go look at
>>150999009Based Raiderscuck
>>150999025>>150999035it’s the little things
Don't pretend Hunt taking Broncos to a GF win against Storm would not be a kino narrative
>poorm stopping niggo from playing in the grand final again
tackle after the tackler held but its ok, its the storm
Penrith winning 5 in a row is the best outcome this season
Cannot believe out of sheer desperation I am hoping the poocos win so it is only the second most boring GF match-up, not the absolute most boring.
>>150999033https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150738981/#q150752518FUCKING KEK
>implying a rule/situation needs ambiguity for a god forsaken r*f to rule wrong/inconsistently for no reason
>>150999054
I would prefer rugby league being outlawed to a pedref win
I don't feel Ben Hunt deserves any redemption, he's merely the original victim of unfettered golden point gf and he won't be the last if it isn't stopped
COMEBACK
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Broncos would have won that by 30 against either team
BITEBACK I'VE DONE THE MATH POOARKS ARE STILL IN THIS
Melbourne were right to let that in. Imagine getting injured stopping a try 12 up at 80:00
>declining the kickJesus Christ, pathetic.
DECLINED THE KICK HOLY BUCK BROKEN
For fucks sake not another Panthers Storm grand final last years was rubbish
>declined to kicklol they wanted to save Hynes the embarrassment of missing again
should have taken the kick and taken as long as possible
thats poothetic take the kick bitch
>>150999054yeh, cause everyone wants to see the same shitty boring team win all the time.... delusional fucken mofo....
>declining the kick
>>150999063ok vichy france, calm down
>Pay Hynes over a million a year>No thanks I won't take the conversion
the COWARD hynes
Imagine the broncos go through and Brisbane win both gfs
>declining the kick at goalA shameful display.....
So. Did Nicho earn your respect tonight? Lol
Garlo’s pies half price at Coles
EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>150999058Not exactly. If there is ambiguity in the rule then it's more likely to be interpreted in different ways. The stripping is a good example right now, they're looking at how many players are involved in the tackle at the moment of the strip and also what constitutes a stripping motion, it's not difficult to hide a motion from a ref and it's just silly allowing players to drop off tackles for strips to be legal. Very grey areas and difficult to police, much easier to just allow it and rule on who touched it last and which way it went. Shouldn't need a bunker in general play
>>150999113no he's fucking poothetic
Gallon should knockout this coward
Dubs and Poorifwinslol
Another stellar post by Irish!
Sharks would've won tonight with DCE
>>150999109losing both again would be so fucking funny
>>150999123
>finals>377 posts
>>150999139Has there ever been a boxing match where somebody just heems the ref?
>>150999142Unpopular teams
>>150999142Over half of them were me btw
>>150999120>just silly allowing players to drop off tackles for strips to be legalThis. Make it genuine one on one tackles for a strip to be allowed. Once the 2nd man is in, can’t do it, even if he peels off
>>150999145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84MH6kTtAL0
>>150999142We didn’t get the 100 odd posts from the st merge waidies coomer shithead. So it’s a fair trade
>>150999153I reckon just allow stripping no matter how many in the tackle. Hold the ball and protect it or lose it
>>150999166So 4 cunts tie someone up and it’s ok for someone to reef the ball out. Ok then.
Surely I'm not the only one who wants to fuck Eloise Sawyers tight bald wet cunt.
>>150999159>the fucking nip refJesus Christ, that seemed like an accident so why wouldn't you fucking help the dude you just heemed into next week?
>Melbourne vs Brisbane Grand Final>in Sydney Basado
I’m getting Salary Cap Scandal vibes here
its all up to the broncos now
>grant atkins reffing sundays game People at the NRL should genuinely be hung drawn and quartered for this type of shit.
Not so cheery this week aye fitzy you bald headed fuck.... cant play shit teams like the raiders every week can you?
t. Trent Robinson
As of this moment, I am a lifelong Broncos supporter for the next two weeks
>nnooooooo we don't say we want to be respected>it's actually YOU in the media who says we want respectLMFAO
>>150999402then youll need a penis reduction surgery. cause we all know broncs fans have an average penis length of 2 inches.
>>150999410KEK what happened to earning respect not just demanding it fucking idiots play footy and win then you can talk shit
Imagine being the Canberra Raiders. I can’t even do it.
>It's another Storm or Panthers in GF EpisodeIt's so tiresome.
Bellamy "Im not quite excited as i thought id be".... ummmm maybe cause youve been in EVERY mother fucking grandfinal for the past 20 years and its getting a bit boring for you and everyone else...
maybe other peems should stop being shit, and stop paying choke artists $1 million a season. have you considered this option?
(A note so I don’t sound whiney - I’m a Warriors supporter and honestly don’t like the Sharks or Storm)Just watched the prelim between sharks and storm and honestly disappointed. Storm is a great team but played dirty as usual with no punishment, of course, while the sharks were done incredibly dirty with each call, including the captains challenge on the strip (cmon it was pushed). Did sharks made mistakes? Definitely. Do I think they could have won? They definitely had a chance but Storm is dangerous. But the game WAS called unfairly so the ref could leave the stadium with his skin. As well as honestly blew the whistle way too much for a prelim, and way too focused on the Sharks every time they seemed to prove a threat. Just let them play man.Anywho, games the game and you got to roll with the punches. Storm had that great try with Pap that was sick to watch, and I appreciated the last try Sharks got at the end there. Might be better if prelims aren’t held at home stadiums like the AFL tries to do so it’s more fair.
>>150999557maybe... but have you considering not cheating the salary cap and bringing the game into disrepute?
poosters and pooarks aren't in the gf
penrith
>>150999573Actually elite analysis of the game
The raiders chose Matt Elliott over Craig Bellamy as their coach... Surely has to be the dumbest move in all professional sport, EVER!Just imagine, it coulda been the raiders dominating all those years instead of those pussy afl loving fuckheads...
>pussy afl loving fuckheadswe are a neutral sport general and encourage love of all sports ackshully
/nrl/ supports the following sports ONLY- Rugby League- Baseball- Quake 3 duelsThat is all.
its quake 3 arena, shorty
>>150999749We have never seen Bellamy coach outside of the Storm. He could be shit at every other team. We will probably never find out.
>>150999830Unironically kino. Do people even still play Quake?
Last for yvonne
>>150999165kek so true
>>151000231nah theres better boomershooters these days like ultrakill
Test
last for nicho hynes will comeback bigger and stronger with strongmind just you wait >>151001111also ban this obvious ban dodger with his le test shit
>>150999174Not really, the ref is supposed to call held once progression has stopped and if they do that it stops what you’re saying and also stops third man in hits on stationary ball carriers. If a dude is moving forward and 3 or 4 blokes are hanging off him it’s a tactic both ways whether the runner hits the line then protects the ball and whether the tacklers go for the ball rather than try to slow down an obviously elephant person with both hands. We were still allowed to strip when I was a kid and it’s not that easy to do it even in a gang tackle especially if the carrier knows how to hold the ball properly, lots of first graders don’t
>>151001148I'm on vaca freshie
NRLW>GAME 1Sydney Roosters v Cronulla Sharks7:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Polytec Stadium1.13-6.05>The Roosters are undefeated in 2025 & have won all four games in this rivalry, including last year's Grand Final & their Round 11 clash.Roosters 1-12 3.45Roosters 13+ 1.56Sharks 1-12 6.75Sharks 13+ 23.00Roosters -16.5 1.91 Sharks +16.5 1.89
SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Leigh Leopards v Wakefield Trinity05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.35-3.35>Elimination Final of the Super League from Leigh Sports Village Stadium.
Good to see those frauds lose
Who /leighwakefield/ here
Missed the game because I was flying did I miss anything?
>>151002719They should be Trinity
>>151002780Beat*
Mason Lino and Lachy Lam are elite Superleague halves lol
so is rugby union normal rugby and rugby league is an austtalian thing???
>>151002972Union-rules are the more prevalent version in most places. League-rules are more popular in Australia (and along a narrow line bisecting England).
>>151003011so union is whats played in america? i've been to a few college rugby games but didnt know what rules they played
>>151002972>>151003065It's like NFL and CFL. Union is definitely the one that's played in college.
Game is all Leigh so far
>>151003065>so union is whats played in america? i've been to a few college rugby games but didnt know what rules they playedIn the US, it's almost certainly union being played. League-rules are basically non-existent here. Union is still a thing in Oz, and played professionally (though their national team turned to shit for a moment, but seems to ave returned to form), but league has the higher profile there.
wtf are these flags?gtfo
>>151005451>nooooooo FOWF>*377 posts for a semifinal*grow up, flags are kino for the poommunity
>>151005451He’s on holiday, he said he was going to be 2 weeks ago
>>151005666>Shit on the only guys that keep /nrl/ running the past few years>Noooo why is my community shit?kekKEK
>>151005981wtf are you schizoing about now
I want to believe the Broncos can win tomorrow, but my mind is clouded with images of Nathan Cleary cutting through Reyno's inside to put down the game winning try.
>>151006032all depends on which Walsh shows upif he gets angry again, they win
No Carrigan no win
Cashed this out the other day Got 2 more broncos to win GF worth 1k each Got 1 panthers to win GF worth $700
>>151006032just once i wish he'd play as terribly in a prelim game as he does during origin
Very heroic of Reynolds to rise off his hospital bed and play injured to make the game winning missed tackle when you think about it
>>150983945Rosehill R2 #1
Up the CATS!!!
>>151007500You just know his kicking will be on point
anyone going to watch the AFL tonight?
>>151008287nah its a pretty boring sport, probs will watch the wallabies vs all blacks though
>>151008405we actually have a decent chance of beating the peeweesthey were mindbroken last game, so will either put 40 on us or bend over again
When is snoopy doggy on the afl
honestly have a good feeling about the broncos. I feel like a redemption arc is on the cards
>>151009558don't jinx it. just be happy they made a prelim
/afl/ got a sticky and Jess Mauboy betrayed us it's so over
jess mauboy needs to lay off the sea turtle & bully beef
We will get a sticky next week right guys?
It's so fucking over
>>151010067you can just message the mods for one iirc
>>151010067No, Canberra lost last week
PENRITH ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
There's no commentary line I enjoy more than "important to some", Ginnane loves to say it
our thoughts on Danika Mason?
I hate>any player does literally anything>HE'S A SUPER STAR FUTURE FACE OF THE GAME NO ONE ELSE ON THE FIELD COULD DO THAT
>>151011040owns my penis
might as well since theres no league on and its better watching than gayfl>>151011079
>>151006068Carrigan is THE most ineffectual player I have ever seen.
Thinking about playing next season bros. Likely to get injured again.
>>151011236Based tommy t/based areyn
>>151011236Hi Nathan
>>151010067stickys are pretty awful and attract the worst people m8 GFs can get bad enough
Theres some bloke on the Wallabies named Harry Potter haha
Dropping the ball is one thing (Hynes did take his eyes off the ball, which is normally a rookie error), but the difference was Kennedy inexplicably entering and staying in the defensive line up to tackle 4. Storm saw it and it cost the Sharks 12 points, once with Hughes' line break and again with Munster chip/Paps chase. It's like they forgot the whole point of the fullback in defence.
>>151011834
I hear Ashley Klein has another great game last night?
>>151011834Is this pre cope?
Now, I'm not saying Hynes is incontinent
>>151012092PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>151005451Buenas noches
Storms vs Panthers or Storm vs Broncos.Its like eating shit vs eating shit with a little bit of seasoning
Panthers deserve the 5peat
Anyone else watching Bears v Devils QRL?
/nrl/ gfs gets more posts than a stickied thread can accommodate
>>151013739Exactly. We don’t ask for a sticky because we don’t need one
i wonder if we'll have a threadsperg moment this year, or if he only had an issue with old threadcunt
Cattery bros….
He’s popped up this year a few times but not as much. He’s been busy with his other alter-egos
Can someone send qlder vocarooI lost it again
>>151011040she's always grilling joey for sex storiescan imagine the filthy shit she talks off camera
just make it again
>2023 gf highlights on Fox League
grand final tomorrowthe real grand final anyway
>>151014386the big GET spoiled broncgods winning the premiership btw
What’s Rugba Leeg?
>>151014386>grand final tomorrow>the real grand final anyway
>24-8 with 23 minutes to goNo way Brisbane loses from here
>>151014386Broncos vs Storm will be good though
>>151014559Can’t be worse than last time we had it
>500 posts>3 posters
>>151014617me on my pc, laptop and phone
>>150999165>>151000536Yeah can miss me with that shit nglhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/150754548/deleted/deleted/page/1/>never forget lads, we have a great poomunity and it’s just one coomer shitting up threads
>>151014627Based multitasker
QUINCEY IS IN!https://www.nrl.com/draw/womens-premiership/2025/finals-week-2/roosters-v-sharks/
Kick off in 23 minutes ladies
>>151014925>>151014935https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/150754548/deleted/deleted/page/1/>never forget lads, we have a great poomunity and it’s just one coomer shitting up threads
>quincy dudd
>pull that deceiver leverThat’s what she said
>>151014965Quincy is an elite player you idiot and she was named as 23 in the extended reserves all week until one hour before kick off
>just one coomer shitting up threadsHe didn’t deny it. Hard to with that link
>>151015177See>>150999165
>>151013912Speak of the devil and >>151014925 shall appear
Shut up and talk about the game
BAAAAAAAWK
baking
Are the Sharkettes frauds as well?
>>151015221Why are the Pooarks allowed to have a man on the field? The one in jersey #23
>>151015252Nah.
MS ANDERSON
>>151015315kek
Problem with playing a winger in the middle
Ellie missed her assignment
>>151015354>nrl star
BUNKERED
DECISION MADE
Fuck me dead play at the ball
>>151015385*refjack pushed his glasses up as his eyes shine laser beams*
>>151014042of course m8https://vocaroo.com/1owps4B8ag9T
If the whistle didn’t get blown she’d have gotten her pants pulled down
>Ellie off>Amber onWe're being robbed off the contest of the century
wtf no one told me the women were playing
>>151015507>>151001953
Where’s the El el Ellie J J Johnston Oh Ellie Johnston your as sexy as hellYour super spicy legs they be ringing the bellBlah blah blahIt’s an Ellie Attackposter?
CATCH THE BALL BRYDIE IT'S YOUR JOB
HAS ANYONE SEEN WILL KENNEDY?!??!?
Superwoman
Just pass it to the good kid (Liv)
I don't think this is appropriate
GET IT TOGETHER BRYDIE
>>151015542>i was hoping to post it if she scored El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
>>151015595>what every fan is thinking
>>151015595>holds Quagmire sign>looks like Chris Griffin
yeah all 3 of them kek
>>151015643Das rite
>>151015754Based Puddy
Midge finna getting fiery
>>151015627
Elite challenge chookies
Ogreball
I know the bell was grounded. But exactly where in the frame do we see it happen
>puts the expensive digital big screen behind the goal posts really close by*sips my Tooheys New*Yeah, thats Gosford
Frame 109,542 of the Fox broadcast
Corban needs to have another baby STAT
Penatani Gray actually has a really nice penatani
whos the hynes of the sharksW
Dumb dumb challenge
obvious no try dumb bitch you were right there
>>151015957Maddie Studdon
>>151015926She's out playing Jess
>*rakes ball with back of hand*>not played atHeh, nothing personal kid
>>151016031Ahem
>>151016087Apparently the bunker can just decide whether or not it was a rake at will. Like last nights one.
>using Ellie as a decoy on the 4th and 5thThis is why you’re losing pooarks
Well someone's gotta make a call, it is a decision, someone has to decide it
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
>>151016099So true. Use your weapon poorksw
thats the softest binning I've ever seen in my lifeBITEBACK
BITEBACKhttps://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs
Kek at Kellh
BITEBACKFIGHTBACK
>>151016124Weak but she was dumb to do it.
Kek at Kelleher glaring hands on hips disappointed at Keeley
Based Ellie giving the don’t argue
Shit kick
Quincy is going ice this for the Sharks desu
After bludging for 40 minutes on the bench she’d want to do something
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK how was that even possible
poosters sisters...
BITEBACK BITEBACK BITEBACK
It's bawkover
*oven ding* yep the chook is cooked
BITEBACK BITEBACK BITEBACKFIGHTBACK FIGHTBACK FIGHTBACK
It's ogre
>>151016236but enough about ellie
Naividi shooting up as if she was still defending on the wing and has a sideline outside her
>>151016236ynr 18-1
who ever this woman commentator is who won't shut the fuck up is pretty annoying
>>151016261First time?
no I'm still a virgin
Go Roosters
pooarks sisters...
Ch 9 should get Tiff Salmond on instead. She’s too sexy for Fox Sports
BAAAAAKAAAAWWWWWWKKKKK
SEXY LEGS HAS DONE IT
>>151016289https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/150754548/deleted/deleted/page/1/>never forget lads, we have a great poomunity and it’s just one coomer shitting up threads
Thurston like field goal
>>151016334That was such a classic moment.
TAKE ANOTHER 1 POINT FG FOR THE LULS
BACK TO THE LOLLYPOP GUILD JADA
>>151016334Joey does it at the airport and everyone loses their shit
>last set>need a try winDudd goes completely missing in action
My Wife Jocellyn Kelleher wins the game for the roosters. I can confirm she gives good blowjobs and has a tight pussy.
Fuckkkkkkk
>>151016394doing NRLW customers good with this post bud
Elliefags?Doddfags?
*tight Penatani This is a blue board
>>151016343Qrd?
>>151016400>Elliefags?Elite>Doddfags?Dudd
Sharks women showed a lot more heart than their men
>versing the roosters next weekThere is no such word as versing
If I had a buck for everytime this bitch said "oh 100%"... i'd be a rich man.
>>151016416It was just some game from a few years back. The Cowboos were getting heemed, then they tried to pull off the win on the last set and Thurston got absolutely SMASHED right on full time, and they lost. It was hilarious. Think that was the moment that made him decide to retire to be honest.
Switch to 9
>>151016432
The correct word is poesy
>18 wins in a rowWhat is that in mangames?
>>15101650430+
>>151016454>>151016416Oh no WAIT. There’s more to the story HAHA. I found the video. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PoKMXoWJHCAThurston got SMASHED, then storm got the ball and scored off of it. And he was just laying on the ground like a dying fish.
>>151016524>>151016454>>151016416And he did retire that year. About 12 weeks after that.
39-48 in mangames
>>151016424Ellite
>>151016524Looks like he collects a knee to the head as he falls. Plus he runs into the post a few seconds before kek.
I am excited for footy tomorrow :)
Roosters look a bit shit without Tarryn though Corban is washed, and Brydie isn't very good. Should move Fressard to fullback, Brydie to wing, and bring in Tavarna Papalii to 5/8.
Back to back Bronx choke Sunday
Think I’ve got a cold on the way and just put a movie on. So in case I fall asleep>>151016792>>151016792>>151016792
>*calls up Broncos women’s coach and executive board*>”yeah, look, you guys are doing alright, but this guy posting on an anonymous image board has an idea”>anonymous image board anon gets new gig as head coach of the Broncos women’s team
>>151017113Top humor. Premium even
