>Port Vale>it's in the middle of the country with no port or body of water nearby
>Dowman doesn't startlollmao even
>>150974501Excited to see Martinelli up top.>>150974514It's the not-a-place-name Derby.
>running saka into the ground against Port ValeFARTETTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>mfw Saka tears the other hamstring just because Sharteta got triggered by handbrake comments in the presser and said fuck it I'll start him
>>150974501Hincapie fucking WHEN???????
>start Saka and sub on Dowman after we're a few goals upFARTETA, TERRORIST, #ARTETAOUT>start Dowman but sub on Saka to get him some minutes before the weekendstill FARTETA, TERRORIST, #ARTETAOUT
>>150974593>handicapie>fit
>>150974593same question
>>150974616>groin injurythe fuck
>Port Vale's rival is Stoke CityThe game Arteta has been waiting for his entire life
why don't we give MLS a go in midfield sharteta?or is it too threatining to your retarded merino-rice-zubimendi triolo
>0-1 off a set piece vs Port Vale
are Arsenal going to celebrate a draw like they’ve won the league again
>>150974664you lot celebrated a qarabag winner against soutmemeton yesterday
>>150974673assuming I’m a Liverpool fan is bizzare mate
>>150974687yeah sorry, I forgot I filtered all the irish flags
>>150974664any actual arsenal fan is embarrassed by that btw, this club is really straying away from what it means to be a silverware winner.
>>150974664they also like to celebrate the, "my club is in the top right corner of this chart and your club is in the bottom left corner of this chart" trophy
Weird projections la
COYS COYS COYS COYS
Decent rotation. Fartinsmelli up top is nice. Still miss the days of Wenger practically dropping the u21s into games like this.
>>150975267These number choices bother me immensely for some reason.
fuck robbie williams
>>150975283>t. mother took tylenol while pregnant
>jiggaboo managerYup, I’m thinking soul
Nice looking kit theirs
Looks like it's actually Merino up top with Martinelli left wing and Eze through the middle.
>the days of having cedric soares as a starter for those kind of matches are overyea, thank you lord.
>immediately settle into a horseshoe around the box
>>150975374You should see how the São Paulo supporters love him here in brazil, it's something so touching (they hate his ass)
just tuned in why was saka getting boos? just bants?
what a nice teamworked goalproppa wengerball
ez
beauty
Nasty goal>>150975387Completely forgot about that lmao
2ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>150975384That is how we have played for 4-5 years lad.>>150975388I have no idea. He hasn't been tackled yet at least.
what a cool ass goal what the fuckthe hale end kids (martinelli is one, shut up) and eze linking up is fucking nice to see, arteta should keep it like that
Eze scored too fast. Back to the bench next game.
>>150975387he's in sao paulo now?woah, idk how's the current situation in brazil regarding clubs but isn't sao paulo basically the big boy there, should be doing better than that shitter imo.
>Alright guys, we're 1-0 up against a team 2 divisions below us. You know what to do. Time to park the bus.
>>150975442Kinda, São Paulo is in debt and without relevant silverware for a while now, and it's crisis after crisis there. But, to be honest, that's every club not named flamengo or palmeiras when talking about the big ones.São Paulo keeps making questionable business decisions, like ditching an actually good homegrown fullback to get cedric
Handball no?>>150975442>sao paulo>big boylmao
>running saka, saliba, eze, martinelli and merino into the ground
and it's sideways passing fcSIDEWAYS PASSING FCwe're by FAR the greatest possession based teamthe world has ever seen
>>150975470>>150975481didn't they produce alot of talents in the early 2000s era?
>exert players>/sp/ seethes>>150975509>relaxes players>/sp/ seethes>>150975528
nice goal but need 2-3 more so >we can sub in NON STARTERS FOR FUCKING SUNDAY
>>150975310agreed that shirt is lovely
>>150975528they're barelly walking
>>150975528>we're by FAR the greatest possession based team the world has ever seenWe are in 30th place of most possession if you add all teams from the top 5 leagues.16th place last season.So no.
Just tuned in and the game's already over?!80 minutes of busparking against the mighty Vale of the Port?!
>>150975554look at the bench. there are only starters and dowman
Our crossing is sooooo bad
>black manager>wears an all-black hoodie
>>150975618yeah idk what happened but it's been really shit so far this season
this martinellli sprint down the wing and then intentionally/unintentionally forgetting the ball always make me want to vertically cut my wrists.
>>150975629That was Merino tho?
Are they singning "We got the ball"?
where are the goooooooooaaaaalllllls?!
>>150975647martinelli did it as well, but yea merino is not innocent either.
>>150975662yeah its good banta ladwouldnt expect a swede to understand our level of comedy
>>150975694fyi >>150975662 is the tylenol-swede
>>150975618Only look too wide and sloppy because the addressee is on the bench...
>>150975694I sometimes struggle with banter but that one is great
>>150975542Eh. Was always more from other teams. Recently there's like Oscar and Lucas but eh, nothing generational ever.
>1883-1999 tenureWHOA
>>150975739>>1883hehe1983, but still.
>commentators talking about the amount of trophies arsenal has won in the last 8 yearsYup it's over for him if he doesn't win anything this season
So, who of the key, first teamers inevitably today?
hit it you idiots you're playing shitters
>ben white>shite
>mfw >we play the same way vs freaking Port Vale like >we do vs top opponents come the fuck on ….
>>150975815We actually do. This could have been the Man City or Liverpool game. We seem to be in control but can't create anything when 3v3 or 4v4 and all our crosses are wayward.
>>150975815this is a big game mate it's the stoke derby
I see >we're straight back to one goal and inshallah against even Port fucking Vale. That's so cool.
>saka trying to get injured
>ONE (1) shot on targetHoly lmao. Coneteta is FINISHED.
They are just trying to injure our lads.
Also, classic >Kepa on that corner, what a dork.
PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS
Kek, even Arteta is getting frustrated. The fuck are they doing in training?
>>150975895As the old footy saying goes:>if you can't win, you can at least try murdering a few of your opponents, the ref will probably not act before one or two are on the stretchers
i've seen enougharteta out
Shitlel sharteta's passnal
What's this, Eze, Arsenal? I'm out of the loop.
>>150975710>tylenol swedeWhat have I missed?
>>150975936>I am apparently tylenol swedeImagine how confused I am then. What does that even mean?
proper shit game this
>>150975953you've got autism
>>150975774saka hopefully
>>150975970Nah mate. My girlfriend has autism and I was with her when she made he autism assessment. There were some things in there that fit me perfectly (for autism) but most things not.
>>150976037>admit to abuse and have sexual relation with mentally unwell peoplevile
>>150976065For some reason USA becomes more like Nazi Germany every single day.
HERE WE GO LADSGOALS ARE INBOUNDA WIN IS WHAT WE'LL CELEBRATE
>>150976091hey man, AIPAC voted for it,so cool it with the anti semitism
Equalizer coming soon because arteta wants to invite pressure for no reason
saka hurthahahahahahahahahahahahahafor port fucking vale
HOORAYSAKA IS INJURED
lel
serious question ladswhy the FUCK is saka starting against port vale?
playing like shit against a league one club
>>150976198
This is embarrassing bros
our away support is always top but home support is hot and cold at best.
what a game
Any reason Dowman's not playing?I mean, other than Arteta being the Big Retard.
>>150976198Saka starts every single game if he is fit. It must be in his contract.The good thing about it is that we can guess he wants to become a legend at the club (racking up appearances (and hopefully goals and assists)).
Bros why is Kepa in our goal?
If no trophies are won this year, the Kronkikes better sign Glasner or something. Pretty sure Josh already hinted they expect a trophy or he's getting the sack.
We make so many technical mistakes (and we have been all season). Missed passes, touches, crosses... Our finishing has been good though but we struggle so hard at creating chances to finish.
>>150976231U21s play on Friday. They also played yesterday but he wasn't a part of the squad.
>>150976216A win's a win, la.Grinding wins is the sign of champions, bro.No more weak teams, mate.A trophy's a trophy, blud.One nil to the Arsenal, buddy.
>>150976243arsenal is a jobs program for basque players
>>150976248We can only dream
>>150976243it's the tsingtao cup
>>150976243It's a domestic cup in the early rounds. Raya will be playing all league and CL matches.>>150976248Josh kroenke pushed out the last of his dad's advisors. The club is his to control now.
>>150976256>don't play with the U21 because you travel with the 1st team>don't play today because U21 play in two days>don't play with U21 on Friday because you're travelling with the 1st team on the weekend>...lollmao
>saka walks off>arteta tomorrow: yeah saka has a 2 month injury sorry all
>wan nil to the arsenalmikel graham's done it again
>>150976256>>150976289kek
Dowman to win a penalty. Book it
>this Ben SHITE crossJust cancel this competition holy lmao.
>>150976301thisexcept probably 4-5 months
pretty sure the port vale manager has sold me ketamine before
Less than 30 mins for a guy who should've been playing from the start? Yeah, ain't making any apologies to the Big Fraud, simple as.
>Blancolmao what the fuck was that?
White is completely done
>>150976345i've said this way earlier but no body believed me :/
Port Vale's left back is having a good game>>150976326The swedish commentator said that he once sold him a car (Port Vale manager)
>>150976332I repeat
>3 mins since coming on>0 end product whatsoeverTake him off already!
these long throw in gimmick we're doing needs to end
Port Vale seem pretty soulful. They're having a very good game, good for them honestly. This haramball is killing me.
Arteta is panicking
>Big GabL O L L M A OGet this Basque Buffoon out of the club,
Viktor has found his level
martinelli doing too much
>>150976397yes that's because he suffers from slight mental retardation.
>>150976397he's brazilian
>>150976406lmao
Maybe Farteta was right and Clownman should stay with the u21 kids...
Arteta definitely buying 2 FBs in the summer and moving MLS back to midfield.
wow this team is dogshit without rice marshalling the retards at the back
kepa is shit
Mosquera starting to show the effects of Arteta coaching (lmao).
more like keka
>keepers doing shitty passes with a high pressFucking launch it to midfield. What's the point of stocking up on duel winners then
>77% possession>1-0
>>150976445it really is crazy how many promising signings start off great and within a few matches get visibly indoctrinated
>KepaThis is getting ridiculous.>>150976450Wouldn't be so sure about that, my lad.
>gyökscore you mong
i'll take an injured havertz over gyokeres at this point
>>150974487Another day, another Cockeres disasterclass
>wankoresHow many touches does this fat shitter need to set up a shot?
>Impotenres>Miss-a-sitteres>Jokeres>Waste-of-moneyres
>>150976453Truly do think this is a make or break season for arteta by the locker room. Martinelli almost let slip how fed up of the bullshit he is with artetas negative style of play.Lose the locker room and it doesn't matter if he has support of the board. Have to be ruthless but I don't know of any foreign manager that is ready to leave their club. Enrique would be perfect but psg ain't letting him leave.
chokeres chokes another
>score a billion goals>sign for sharteta >stop scoringhow quare
now can all be in agreement that starting shartinelli is a mistake.
>playing pulisball vs port vale
>Tosser>RiceI am speechless.
>>150976497>Martinelli almost let slip how fed up of the bullshit he is with artetas negative style of playlink?
>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass to winger>stands like a mong in front of the defender doing some antony anti-tekkers>pass back to rice or ödegaard>pass in the middle to someone else>pass back to rice or ödegaard
Ten more minutes of this misery.
>>150976514>It's those moments that I work for," Arsenal forward Gabriel Martinelli told Sky Sports after scoring a late equaliser in the 1-1 draw with Man City.>"We played really well, we were unlucky in certain moments, we had some chances and then it was a great ball from Ebs [Eze] and I just tried to put it in the net.>"Really happy with the goal but we need to work more, we want to win those games. With the players we have, I know if I make those runs say three times in a game, I will get it at least one."
its over now
finally
you just know arteta chastised the team for actually scoring an inventive goal at the start>trossard scores as i say that
>>150974487Arsenal are the best team in the world. APOLOGISE. NOW.
good goal that
Can see why Gyokores was cheaper than all the other strikers going this summer, may as well have kept Biereth if we wanted some big shitter to put himself about a bit.
trossard off the bench my beloved
BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD Super sub does it again.
Can't keep a good raccoon down.
I just like to spend my days imagining what Wenger could do with this squad
So what now, no criticism allowed, innit.Arteta Knows Best (AKB).
>>150976578he would sell half the team and raid the french league for bargains
>>150976557Sometimes you just need a hair do in club colours for the publicity shots.
respect to port vale desugood crowdbeautiful kitplayers are actually trying
>>150976586both goals came from anti-arteta plays tho
>>150976589no he wouldn't
>>150976578look errr...
>>150976578mustafi would still be starting, he's only 29
>>150976586>Arteta Knows BestHe surely knows more than any of us but "knows best" is just a guess from your side.
>+4Ah for fucks sakeeeeeeee!
>>150976578With the technique these guys show I doubt Wenger would have any of them in the squad.
>1.5 billion for 9 shots against port vale
dowman is desperate for a goal lmao
im glad its finally over
Never in doubt, heh.
I am fundamentally still arteta in as long as >we win
>>150976601And that means even more dire terroristball against Newcastle
looks like Sharteta has unlocked another page in the Stoke playbook
>80.6%
>>150976695>4 on targetYeah...
>>150976662>0 shots on target by the oppositionIf you spend those 1.5 billion on defense this is the stat that is important
>>15097670338 0-0 draws ain't winning you shite, la.
>>150976711read somewhere that if you win all your home matches and draw 0-0 in all your aways you finish 3rd
you know whati am not going to watch this game anymore
>>150976724same
>>150976719Mikel pls.
what a dreadful fucking gameagainarteter get the fuck out already
shitposting here isn't even fun anymoreArsenal are not a serious team
Hoping for Liverpool away so sharteta and Co can get humiliated again. Also >our annual humiliation ritual away at sandcastle united is coming up this weekend
Brighton
>>150976935Based.Having the Prem and Carabao out of the way this early would allow >us to fully commit towards the CL and FAC up.
2ezemosquera with another 98% perfect performance
A shower thought:What if Sharteta is playing this possession football in the start of the season to pace the team so they don't peak too early? One of the criticism in the past is that this team has a rough patch sometime near or right after Christmas, falls behind and never recovers.
>>150977744Checked You now remember that time when Arsenal demolished every team they faced, after that trip to Dubai in January
arsenal football club simply lack a winning mentality
>>150975815>>150975833I was stunned when i see a midfield of Eze, nwaneri and Norgaard create fuck all for 70 minutes
>mongrino who just joined was captain before salibaI wish nothing but the worst for sharteta
Why does Arteta love to sign CBs that he then converts to wingbacks?>White>Timber>Calafioriare ALL CBs
Arteta OUUUUUTTTTT
it looms
we have to win like 2 trophies this year man
I'm gonna cope and say Man City, also away to Division 1 opposition, won with a similar scoreline. O-onwards and upwards...
is it true that arsenal have never legitimately won promotion to the first division?
not looking forward to Arsenal trying to ruin another Sunday evening.
>>150977744>dropping points early is part of the plan
>>150981608one must imagine [favourite player here] scores
>>150976695>0 offsides wew
>>150978912A tedious and boring 1-1 draw?
>>150982981oh god pls no I can’t stand another game like that, the last three games have been tedious to watch. Honestly I’m at a point where I don’t give a fuck about the quality of football as long as >we keep winning but since >we already lost to an awful Liverpool side and drew to Poopinhispants 80 min double boreball there has to be wins only from now till Christmas.
>>150977669He looked awful when he moved to the right
>William Saliba commits future to Arsenal by agreeing new long-term contract. 24yo centre-back entered final 2yrs of previous deal + Real Madrid among suitors. But France int’l wanted #AFC stay & expected to sign in coming days Ornstein
That's a man with no ambition
>>150983812>William Saliba is 24For some reason I thought he was a bit older.
>>150983812Luv me some Willow but he looked like >our third best defender this season, behind Big Gabi and Mosquera.I hope that all the players that Arteta has run into the ground like Saka, White etc. just need a prolonged run of injury free games to get back to their best but I’m not holding my breath.
>>150982417Not dropping points, but winning controlling the game and win 1-0 or 2-0
>>150983920moot point since >we already dropped a league losing amount of points and it’s not even October.
>>150977744He did that in 23/24.
livershit won 3-2 at st james because they play to win the game, let's see what we do(we'll play like dogshit for 80 minutes in a "controlled" and "conservative" manner then get a goal scored on us from no where and try to scrabmle a draw in the last 10 minutes like the frauds we are)
>>150983983yeah all that Liverpool needed was a red card for Newcastle and a 90+10 minute last second winner, both things >we never get.
>>150983983Liverpool-Newcastle is often a crazy fixture.
If there's one thing I rate about Arteta is that we don't lose our best players anymore. Losing Fabregas and Nasri in the same window fucked this club for the next decade.
>>150983812meh. hopefully he play better now
>>150974514>Port Vale House: The football club was formed in 1876 after a meeting at a house called Port Vale House. it is a pub team
>>150984131i think i've seen in twitter that WE and port vale are the only 2 clubs in english football not named after a place.
>>150984056yeah but >we desperately need to learn when to sell certain players even when they are still in and around their peak to further generate income for more signings.
>>150983983The sharteta way
>>150984178we will sell to saudi now tim lewis gone
yes good morning is the Arteta OUT thread
>>150978506Its a Pepism
>>150977744I was suspecting something similar is happening because of the way they took their corners against port vale. Usually theyre a lot more physical in the box and the posts foghting for positions before a corner. I think the short corners are a decision to reduce the amount of sprints needed
>>150984144No wonder Arsenal are so rootless and appeal mostly to African immigrants
>>150983930>implying liverslip won't slip
>>150984301I'm sorry but the Arteta out thread has been banned due to low activity. This is the Arteta in thread.
>>150984513oh they will no doubt but not enough to counterbalance Arsenal’s owns choking. When was the last time >we capitalized on a team above us dropping points ?
>>150984595grim
>>150984056Yeah because Wenger was a delusional cuck that let players run their contracts down and act shocked when they wanted to leave after he failed to win anything yet again.
>stuck with Shitliba for 5 yearsKWAB
>190kg using any information regarding Arsenal as an insult on his Irish VPNgetting tiresome, even off form Saliba is better than 90% of the CBs in the league.
>>150983812>Starts to play badly right around contract talks
all those liverpool fans saying saliba will join them to replace konate have gone quiet kek. i still remember when they said the same about saka. they never learn.
>>150985763But you see, he misspells his name to include the word shit in it, which legitimises his opinion.
don't worry lads, we'll buy kenan yildiz from jewventus next summer and we will win bigly with him because buying a player from juve always shoots arsenal into a success(winning the treble, which is what WE will win this season anyway)
>you now remember stephan lichtsteiner
>>150986099doesn't count he's a defender(a shit one at that)
>>150986077Only after buying 2 more FBs as white shows his injuries are fatal and MLS is moved to midfield permanently.On a side note I know if Newcastle was ever gonna sell him, Bruno guimares was high on artetas list. He loves duels too much
going to shill The Different Knock videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasanci3OGo
>>150986209he passed away unfortunatley, at 21years.tragic.wonder how did that injury happen, not sure if there's any footage of it.
>>150984775cooked
>>150986951Wingate and Finchley have got a brick wall around the pitch, he slipped chasing a ball and basically went in to it head first
>>150987103Welp, sound like they need to invest in some padding.
>>150987103jesus christ how is that even legal?it looks so close to the pitch line as well, am surprised something like this didn't happen more frequently with this braindead set up, i mean even amateur football pitches for like 6v6 in a bumfuck place in the 3rd world doesn't have solid brick wall surrounding the pitch THIS close.
>>150987103who's the retard in charge of that brick wall?in hockey, they get concussions from slamming on the boards and the players are wearing helmets
>>150987157>>150987175>>150987206three nerds trying to remove soul from the game, it's called being careful
>>150987157>>150987175>>150987206Worst part is this actually happened a few years ago with Alex Fletcher of Bath City when he slammed into a wall at their ground. No lessons were learned whatsoever.>150987245You are by far the dullest bastard to have ever visited this board and that is saying something.
>>150987333go bubble wrap yourself bitch KWAB
>>150986209>Former Arsenal academy star Billy Vigar has died aged 21 after suffering a 'significant brain injury' during a match, plunging the football world into mourning. I remember the name, way too young to go.
>>150987103I seriously don't get how these are still legal Their chairman evidently had a chimpout over the wall collapsing just a few months ago
>>150987103What the fuck. I don't expect something this plainly stupid anywhere, not even in North Korea. How hasn't the UK government revoked these teams' brick wall licenses yet?
>>150987103Senseless just senseless I won’t claim to remember him or even think more of him as an Arsenal player but that is just criminal. I mean from that write up posted earlier I thought he slipped going down the tunnel. Which if I’m being cynical could be partially attributed to him being careless but slipping whilst playing and then dying is beyond me. I hope the FA will take care of his loved ones.
>yet another Sunday fixture are >we still in Europa League?
>>150988731
>>150988745
tired of looking at all the pussies itt
>>150986209what a sad way to go, poor kid
>>150989069turn on your screen
>>150989391bodied him
>Billy Vigar, a 21-year-old former Arsenal academy striker, died after sustaining a significant brain injury in a match for Chichester City on September 20, 2025. He was put into an induced coma, underwent surgery on September 23, but passed away on September 25.
starting to think we should've gotten hansi flick tbqh with you amigos, he has won 50 outta 67 matches with an okayish barca side in the middle of a disasterous financial situation. he also brought trophies with this impressive win record.imagine what he can do with a board that supports him. :/
>>150989892i thought they looked decidedly average outside of pedri to be honest
>joan garcia We saved 30m not buying that disaster
>>150986145why would he go to an inferior club?
>Can Arsenal afford to be more adventurous against Newcastle?I'm glad the MSM agenda is set for this season that Areta is boring motherfucker who should get more out of this squad.
Interesting.
>>150974487
>>150998598>Sharteta ever dropping mongrino or moldovagaaed Lol lmao even
Contrary to speculation that Ben Winston has been brought in to the Arsenal board for celebrity appeal, sources have told Mail Sport that he will be looking to utilise the power of television & marketing to further elevate the club’s brand.That includes the potential for shows on the likes of Netflix or Apple TV featuring players & more celebrity crossovers. The club are looking to become more visible globally, particularly in the US where Arsenal have made serious in-roads in recent years. [@IsaanKhan_]
>when gay niggas outright hit on mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T98omwBXiV0
>>150999617i hate this club so fucken much.and i hate this ben winston faggot even more.we're doing TV shows for zoomers while being a fucken disappointment in actually achieving football related trophies.
>>150999617>>150999712thank god I’m too old and tired for all the media bullshit. All I do is complain on spee and hurl insults on solitude towards the TV when Arsenal play.Tried the Arsenal discord too but the place is infested with zoomers.
>>150999617Grim.
>>150999617arsenal is a massive club and should have a much larger presence in the zeitgeist, i understand where they're coming from here, hope it works
Of course they're going to do more tv shows. The kenan yildiz money has to come from somewhere.
>>151000498>thinking >we will go for a big money signing in January after the summer >we had bruh
>>150999748yea this club is infested with zoomers, and we haven't even won anything.
>>150999617>The club are looking Is this guy Afrikaans?
>>150987333we got health and safety out the arse yet have shit like this still
>>150999617>Ben Winston has been brought in to the Arsenal board for celebrity appealthat'll put butts in seats
>>150999617If its good i will love it, if its bad i will ignore it.
they should make an Arsenal reality show about me and Leah falling in love and getting married and giving her a career ending pregnancy
>>151000909good post
>>151001185thank you Allahbro I'm glad you appreciate it
>>151001395>>151000909sorry anon but Leah is already betrothed to me (so I can get season tickets for the man’s team).
>>151001525My Leah would never marry someone so ArtetaOUT
>>151001667she would because she knows what’s best for the club, just like me.
>>151001779
arteta released billythere's blood in his hands
>>150998598I'm still not 100% sold on Calafiori. Could Hincapie or Mosquera play that position?
>>151003097Mosquera no, emergency RB but nothing else and Hincapie of course but who knows when he will be fit again.
>>150986209>>150986951>>150987103Get in, great result, one gooner downCOYS
>>151003330careful with the edges bro, don’t want to hurt yourself
>>150977744Looks like post-factum copium.
>>150984513>huffing last year's cope smokePls don't.
>>150987103Think they could honour the feller naming it after him?>Billy Vigar's Brick StandMaybe a mural too.
Four in a row?Four in a row.>>150998598>Jokeres - Haven'tzTired of playing with 10 men? How about playing with 9?!>>150999617Less bullshit distractions and more focusing on playing and winning games for crying out loud!
you know you could've replied to all those in a single post?
i hate to see a fellow /arse/ resident talking to himself in this fine late evening so am just gonna jump in to say we're winning the premier league for the 25/26 season which will kickstart a new era of arsenal dominance over the footballing universe.all of this is was revealed to me in a dream
>>151004111trips confirm
Saliba will go to Madrid, the said..
>>151004137
>>151004298thismassive news desu
Have any of you listened to sharteta's recent press conferences? The guy is living in a dream world, he's more delusional than the retards that back him
>>151005402nothing new, unfortunately, but all managers at top clubs are suffering from the same problem.
>>151005657Except the other mangers have relevant trophies to show for while sharteta doesn't
>>151010278>Saying it was the winds fault for losing is less delusional if you have won the PL compared to if you haven't.I don't know about this one. I'd say they both sound pretty bad
>>151004111I am NOT putting my hopes up.>>151005402>The guy is living in a dream worldAlways has been.>>151004072Gigalong posts are even more obnoxious than chainposting, tho.
>manure
>>150999712No lessons learned from j lingz
>>151003097Whats not to be sold? Hes been player of the month, reads the game, features for every single goal in some way.
ive seen enougharteta outglasner in
I shan’t be getting my hopes up.
>>151020885if we win the league can we all have boer gf
>>151020951If you are Mr Beast I think you may stand a chance.
Only us and Burnley not to have scored against Liverpool this season. Reminder we also only managed one shot on target in that game as well.
>>151021187he must be held accountable for his actions.
Nketiah got fat
>world champion
Eddie :]
Based Nketia
Thank you based eddie
>the pool of liver
Bald Fraud moaning about extra time and VAR when they've been relying on that for every gameLoser
Thank you based nshittiah
That could very well be Liverpool's only loss of the season.
>only palace left
Eddie giving life to our title hopes
>>151022789they've been shit getting bailed out by VARthey'll drop a lot of points
Based agent Nketiah.
EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!!!! EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!!!!KEK i remember chanting that like mad at my only ever away game for arsenal. beat west ham 2-0
>>151022843Palace do seem to be a bogey team for Liverpool though.
Imagine Arsenal winning tomorrow to capitalise on this loss lmao.
>>151022909because they're one of the few teams in the league good enough to overcome refball
>>151022954imagine them doing the most Arsenal thing and losing
>>151022909https://youtu.be/kLu_MWmhCzk?si=1jj-BqvTCe2YFmWFI still remember this classic.
did you guys know anybody from liverpool growing up? what were they like?
Kek based Nketiah. At least Liverpool can't go invincible now.
>>151023144Not as easy to do as many haters would say it is.
>>1510229541000% guaranteed that >we lose tomorrow now.
>>151023144oh yeah that schizo was talking about going Invincibles, what a moron
>>151022954i bet we lose 3-0 now
>>151023241Its a win for >us, stfu
>>151003960apologise.
>>151023277yeah, nah, shitty 0-0 incoming anon
>>151023014Liverpool have won 2 league titles and the Champions league since then. How many of those have Arsenal managed since?
>united>liverpool>chelseaAll lost, you know what this means...
literally just win tomorrow, we'll snow ball off that and go top da league.
>>151023486A good old Arsenal boring draw.
I believe. Newcastle is not the same.
Welbeck scoring twice.
If Arteta plays like a coward tomorrow then he has learned nothing from last year. It is big boy time. You are only given so many chances and can’t pussyfoot now. Win 4-3 if needed but just win.
>>151023985If. IF!>>151023377Let's see Mikel Arteta's.
Newcastle have become a bit of a bogey team for >us in recent seasons. They always play well. Granted, Isak was their main threat in all those games but still I feel like tomorrow is a huge game but also a must win. Can't set up and play out for a draw.
>>151024627dodgy ref decisions are usually the culpritnever been outplayed by poocastle
>>151023144It's September anon what are you even saying. They weren't even remotely close. I think City once lost their only game of the season in April.Anyways Palace are the only unbeaten team left, could be a very early Invincibles day this season.
>>151024694Always a relief to get it out of the way especially since it's Liverpool.
Flopško scored today, btw. Yoke better deliver, or else.
Arteta WILL once again start merino with rice and zubi and wonder why we create no chances while all the pressure eventually breaks on our defenseARTETAOUT
>>151023144Poor fucker really got his hopes up after three games. I'd feel bad if I didn't know how creepily obsessed that freak is. >>151024938Goalkeres already scored like 3 times. Sesko was edging that 007 title.
>>151025308>Arteta WILL once again start merino with rice and zubi Gibraltargaard trained this week so he'll be back in the starting xi.
>>151024658delusional retard
>you are now imagining Glasner in charge playing attacking football>you now remember arse has the Lego block in charge
>>151025371That was then. Can he do it now, when it matters?
>>151026110Doesn't mean he can't start him and the other three at the same time (Memerino up front).
>>151027294>Doesn't mean he can't start him and the other three at the same time (Memerino up front).>Memerino up front
Doubters will be sorry.
>>151027620Im tired Bulgaria
>>151027620They won't be. They have already decided and will change their picture of reality so it fits their decision.>>151026872>Imagine Glasner playing attacking footballThat is definitely not what Oliver Glasner does.
>wet spam sacked potter for nuno espirito santos in the sky (in the sky)free win next week gone?
>all the sky 6 losing minus citySo arsenal definitely losing in a frustrating match tomorrow then
>>151029202Ve Vin inshallah, gotta believe
Why the f does Merino, Madueke, Martinelli never pass the ball to Gyökeres? Ive seen one good pass from Dowman (Port Vale) one good pass from Eze (Nottingham) and one good pass from Calafiori (Leeds).Thats like 3 good passes in 5 PL, 1 CL and 1 Carabobobobo matches. Arsenal players play Backpasser Simulator for 90 % of the game but when they go on the offense and actually try something they ignore Gyökeres and just zerg to the short line and generate a corner or goal kick.
>>151031122BEcause Arteta:(
>>151031164>>151031122even sharteta acknowledged in the last presser that gyökeres is actually in the right position and making the right moves, but got no service.
>>151031164>>151031612I know the system is the most obvious reason but to me it looks as if Martinelli and Trossard both dislike Gyökeres, just judging by how they ignore him when attacking and how they ignore him during the times when they themselves have scored and are celebrating. Im probably just overanalyzing though (I hope).
>>151031779desu I haven't noticed that, what I have noticed though is that Shartinelli can be fucking selfish and his decision making can be quite subparsimilar thing with Drossard, he often just looks for a chance to cut inside and shoot or just puts random crosses whenever he can't shootI'm no analyst or whatever but I believe the thing to blame the most is - the system, duh and how the lads refuse to look for through balls and perhaps more direct and risky passes, for whatever reason (gotta be Sharteta) all they want to do is keep possession, cross to nobody or play for corners, which is obviously fucking dreadful and just doesn't fucking work
most obvious dropping point
so what are you losers going to be blaming today?wont be your dirty scum players or your cowardly football will it?
Can't see any team forcing raya to make that many crazy saves, crystal Palace really shouldve won by at least 3 goals had allisson not been as sharp as he was
>nshitiah gave us a lifeline but this mentally weak team won't capitalize I'm tired boss
>>151032655>>151040299Kek, right? I genuinely don't think >we capitalised on Livershit dropping points even once last season. Like, truly. Maybe it happened once but I sure as fuck don't remember it. And obviously the points dropped after they already mathematically won doesn't matter. And it's Newcastle away so you just know Arteta will set the team up for a 0-0 like his whole fucking bloodline depends on it.
>>151034042Doesn't Raya have at least a couple of Man of the Match awards? I know they wouldn't have been all crazy saves but he does pull them out of the bag consistently tbf
I see not being able to score and kill off games has started to infect the women's team too.
Cannot fucking WAIT to see that utterly joyless Rice Zubimendi Merino midfield yet again.
anything but start merino please
what I want to see today Rice Zubi Eze midfield Martinelli Gyokeres Saka attack what I will seethe creative void that is Rice Zubi Merino and a rusty Saka creating nothing cherry on top would be Trossard starting but even Arteta ain’t that crazy.
>>151022567>>151022616>>151022646Quite a well taken goal. Wouldn't mind a finish like this today for Arsenal.
>>151045572Rice Zubi Eze or Rice Zubi Merino is basically the same midfield so far. I don't get why people expect Eze to be a creative mastermind. He is good at doing the unexpected, finishing and be in the right place at the right time. Not making silky through passes or controlling the tempo.Creativity is the same with those two versions.We need Odegaard back. Simple as that.
I want to see the Eze - Zubi - Odegaard midfield. But maybe not against Newcastle as we need another more defensive minded midfielder against Tonali, Joelinton and Bruno. Rice - Zubi - Merino is an excellent choice for this game as Newcastle has their best players in midfield. Gyökeres should be able to get some chances against that slow defence (if someone is able enough to make the pass that is).
I believe >we'll trounce them 3-0 Goals by Eze, Gyökeres and Merini
lol
WE.WIN.TONIGHT.
>>151046657
>>151046657Not if sharteta has anything to say about it
No Shitrino thank god
>>151047946thank god but Trossard starting ….
>>151047946>mosq>ezebasado>drossardhmmm
>>151047946>trossard startingit never works. why does he insist on it? is it to have a fresh shartinelli off the bench?
spent the afternoon with friends at a lovely Thai place, aleeady quite a few Changs deep, Arteta better not ruin the evening.
>trossard start do nothing, martinelli score>martineeli start do nothing, trossard score>repeat
>>151048391i mean it's a working strategy so can't complain about it
>>151047946Almost correct, much more reasonable lineup
Martinelli should start until we get a winger that is as fast in his position We literally have no pace up top
>friend just texted me>he got banned from the Rangers forum for making puns>thing is, he was replying to a punHope they lose again now just for that
>>151048834Lets hope that janny was paid at least
>>151048878this is why I stick to 4chan
>>151048071>>151048043>>151048150What's the alternatiev though? We all know Martinelli starting is basically like playing with 10 men when attacking. 11 men when defending. Trossard may be a super sub but he's also just better than Martinelli in general when it comes to attacking. I imagine the idea is to start him and maybe get a goal lead and then put Martinelli in and hold on to it rather than start Martinelli, get no goals, get Trossard in, get a goal, but then concede, possibly from a free kick that Trossard gave away cause he's got a habit of that.
>starting an actual good lineup Okay who's going down in the first 5 minutes?
>>151048834internet moderation in any kind of form was a huge mistake especially if any generation after 96 are doing it.
>>151049012Problems is trossard has no legs upfront. He looks good as a sub because he goes against tired legs
excited to watch people make excuses for gyok again today
>>151049065Agreed but I think he's also got the ability to get past defenders just by using skill. In an ideal world, >we would be able to keep both Martinelli and Trosssard on the bench for maximum super sub impact but without having to field Rice, Merino, and Zubi at the same time. Maybe when Ødegaard gets back to being fully fit.
game playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQJwRH-hZZU&list=PL-iPtbDIsIBpzdSCtJa0nv8NCbMlRtCMT
>>151049175alhamdulillah gooners
>have a bein subscription on the big tv>decide to watch it on PC shifting between the pirated discord which has no delay but sometimes lags and the 3-4 websites that have 1min ish delay but not as laggy>all of this so i can shitpost on /spee/ simultaneously
>no trio of death in midfieldSlightly optimistic
must win game today, don’t care how but now every contender dropped points (fuck City) so Arsenal better fucking WIN
Your moods before the inevitable, /arse/?
>>151049452
56 seconds for the first blatant hack on Saka.
back from church ladswe have the power of Our Lord
>JoelitonHe must have nudes of all the referees.
>Newcastle only scored 3, the least in all the PremlollmaoGonna be a real knee-slapper, innit.
drossard
>>151049538what do you think about kingdom of heaven?
>>151049538infidel
>Pope save>Saka getting slaughtered again >3 minutes into the game sigh
>Jokeres with a shot on target in under 2 minutesLads...
decent
close
based Eze
Eze is getting a lashing for daring to take a shot there
good play so far, slightly less haramball
timber looking sharp today
>Inpost adsWHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>baka
kino so far
>>151049636>>151049671yeah I'm actually surprised how quick and direct arse is playing so farI'm liking this start a lot desu>>151049642lol
Reminder that Jarred Gillett is a Liverpool fan
I’m gettinh really fucking tired of sweden losing his physical duels
Line ref just taking the day off I guess
>Drossardffs
Rayas deliveries has not been it today
>>151049557directors cut fucking rules>>151049558seek Christ pinhead
ERARA
Why we wearing the black armbands again?
roja
ERAimmediately rewarded when we play directly
COME ON GOALKERES
Right that should be a red or the refs are fucking bent
ERA
LETSGOOOO
didn't lehman get sent off for that in the final against barca
Wtf that was a clear pen
same old geordies, always seething
Lol, imagine if that was Salah. That'd be a fucking penalty and a red card.
lmao
>>151049832>>151049812No more double penalty. No red if pen is givenBut fucking VAR. That was a clear pen, Liverpool and Man City get these decisions all day long
WHY DOES IT fUCKING MATTER IT THE KEEPER TOUCHED THE BALL HE STILL FOULED HIM
>no eraFucking crooked
we literally officiated in hardest modeFUCKOFF
lmao if that was pool the gk would be off
SAME OLD ARSENAL ALWAYS CHEAAAAAATING
rigged fucking league
That's a classic. A fucking classic.
its not even a corner
That is basically the same penalty as we got against us against Brighton. Saliba was touching that ball as well but everyone told us that touch doesn't matter. Why is it always against Newcastle these things happen.
>GyokERAsIs this melon Gillette REALLY needing the fucking video for this crap (LMAO)?
DIE JARRED GILLETT DIE JARRED GILLETT DIE JARRED GILLETT DIE JARRED GILLETT DIE JARRED GILLETT DIE JARRED GILLETT
Honestly, just fucking give the title to Liverpool now and refuse to play the rest of the league games.
>commentators admitting that VAR trying to hint to not give the pen, despite the ref wanting to give itKek you can’t make this shit upGenuinely why does pgmol hate us so much bros?
good tackle
>yearly ABA refereeing at Newcastletiresome.
Everything must be perfectly according to the book when it comes to Arsenal but Liverpool get goals likes yesterday with a clear handball and PGMOL will come up with every excuse possible for them.
Look forward to our latest apology from Howard Webb tomorrow.
No no, if it ain't a pen then SURELY a yellow for diving, innit.
guaranteed that there’s a pen awarded the other way later>>151049978because Wenger slept with Webb’s wife
>>151049978And the commentators outright admitting it is the funniest part. They said they can hear what the refs are saying and that VAR was REALLY guiding the referee to agree with VAR. That's not fucking clear or obvious is it?
Just don't dive? Couldve just went round and scored
>>151049548>a real knee-slapperCalled it, even if that's not exactly what I had in mind.
>>151050008No because just because there is contact doesn't mean it's a foul. That's not how it works.
Not only assna but other teams too should start pulling out from those gamesnot even here in shitzil we have this kind of refs lmao and we do try
>>151050026VAR is only letting the ref watch the screen if they have found a clear and obvious error. So I don't see anything strange about it.
Outside the box that's an obvious foul and nobody would question it. The double standards are tiring.
>>151050040he didn't dive, he got caught and made the right decision to go down, pope just caught the ball first
VAR official is a Liverpool fan btwunironically
>>151050073Except it isn't clear and obvious if the VAR has to constantly repeat themselves as to why it's not a penalty and couldn't get the on field referee come to that conclusion by himself after he watched the replay. That's exactly what the commentators said they heard.
>>151050082He absolutely dove. He makes the decision to dive before he even got to the ball. Nunez used to do it a lot too. You realise that you're getting there first and you commit to just knocking the ball out of the way and ensuring contact. He got punished for it here because Pope got the touch on the ball.
>>151050082Which is fine. I am okay with it not being a penalty. But I am not okay with the penalty we got against us against Brighton when Saliba got the ball and then clash of heads.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How the fuck does trossard not score?? Should be 3-0 up easily.
>trollpostlol
>>151050106he got hit and went downfirst time watching football or?
>drossard
>>151050104VAR thought it was a clear and obvious error and convinced the referee that it was by showing video and describing. That is simply how the process is working. The referee doesn't go out to watch it again to make another decision.
>Darren England (born 23 December 1985) is a Premier League football referee, who was promoted in August 2020. In December 2021, the PGMOL announced that England had been added to the 2022 FIFA List of International Match Officials. He's a boyhood fan of Liverpool Football Club.
>ynr 22/23 trossardFeelsbadman
>>151050154>convinced the refereeThen it's not clear or obvious. Victor, it's not that difficult to understand. If it's CLEAR or OBVIOUS then you don't need to be told WHY multiple times.
Can't even use a towel
>>151050194>>151050194>>151050194new
what the fuck is that save from pope?
who you guys got on getting mauled this match? I got Eze’s ankle by Joelinton around 50th minute
>>151050190>Multiple timesHe only went out once.Although I am watching it with Swedish commentators so I don't know what was said. Maybe the onfield ref was arguing against their decision, then I agree with you it is not clear and obvious.
>>151050224First time watching Pope? He's very good at shot stopping.
>>151050259For fuck's sake lad, listen to me. The commentators can hear what the VAR and referees are all saying. They said that VAR had to explain the issue multiple times, repeatedly I think is the word they used, to the on field referee and that the on field referee couldn't see why it wasn't a foul.
>>151050259>>151050291And the commentators also said the VAR was "guiding" the on field referee to a decision. If that's not fucking questionable then I don't know what is. Guiding someone to a conclusion is very much different than just presenting evidence and letting the referee come to his own conclusion. So they've had to tell the referee multiple times AND coax him into coming to the """""right""""" decision.
>>151050142No he didn't. You can be biased without steering into delusional.
>>151050370there was contact, and he went downit's not a dive, retard, it's just also not a foul