Source: Telegraph>Manchester United’s leading scorer of all time said he would “drink for two days straight” and hide it from his manager and team-mates.>“I wanted to go out and enjoy my time with my friends and having a night out,” >Rooney told the Rio Ferdinand Presents podcast.>“It got to a point where I went too far, of course it did. That was a moment in my life where I was struggling massively.”>Pressed on what he was struggling with, Rooney replied: >“With alcohol. Massively struggling and I didn’t think I could turn to anyone. I didn’t really want to because I didn’t want to put that burden on anyone. I remember going into training and putting eyes drops in, chewing gum. I just drank for two days straight.”>Rooney, who once said he had a ‘toxic relationship with alcohol’, said wife Coleen protected him during his rise to stardom and added:>“I honestly believe if she weren’t there I’d be dead.”
>>150978419Based?
>>150978419irish age like milk it's no big dealirish were Gods worst creationGod weeps when he remembers this, that's why it's so cloudy over there
>>150978419>I remember going into training and putting eyes drops in chewing gum.
>>150978460gazza is worse it's the only way to cope being trapped on an island with british weather and british people
>>150978460and faveloids age like monkey soup
>>150978460fucking hell steady on mate
>>150978419Can a bong native explain to me what kind of bong phenotype Rooney is?Manc? Gypsy? Dino? Bellend? Middul?
You’ve quit being an alcoholic, right anon?
>>150978774Henry VIII
I never got the appeal of beer. I know it's an acquired taste but I have drank thousands of those bottles over the years and it still tastes terrible, especially after the foamy part is gone. I just do it to fit in with normalfags but when I am by myself I prefer a cup of tea, a smoothie or just water.
>>150979428BASEDsmoothies are the goat
>>150978573The comma makes all the difference, ESL
>>150978419>one of highest paid footballers on earth during his era>still miserable and have to cope with alcohol
>>150978419He's a scouser stuck in Manchester, their worst nightmare and rightly so. He cant go anywhere without getting grief from the manc inbreds
>>150978460>t.
Based. Being a high functioning alcoholic is great, you get to have your cake and eat it too. Get drunk every night but still enjoy the respect of your colleagues
>>150978419this is exactly what gordon ryan is going to look like when his body cant tolerate the roid cycles anymore
>>150979526>smoothiesYou mean a Guinness right?
>>150978419He's 50lbs overweight.
>>150979428This
>>150979428Same. I'm glad though because it means I only drink in social situations and not at home by myself
>>150978419In my country nobody knows who that is
>>150979428>>150983622>>150984909Y'all just drink in shit pubs.
>>150979428>>150979526>>150983622>>150984909Calling you faggots would be an insult to fags.
>>150978690You're posting the guy who everyone thought was a zombie in 28 years later
>>150978419>Source: TelegraphIt's from his podcast with rio. It's a pretty good interview actually.
>>150979428>after the foamy part is goneThat's just co2, it's not meant to be tasty.The vast majority of commercially available is shit because of the extra carbonation added to ensure shelf life.
for me it's yelling at my mates for wasting precious beer after a simple spillage
>>150979428>>150986671>Zoomers enjoy slurping co2 moar than beerwe're doomt, I tellyer.
>>150982987Not an ESL mistake, he's just blind
>>150978460Kek
>>150978419Let him enjoy life, he's based
>>150988526This
isn't there a picture of him at 10 years old with a receding hairline. he never not looked like shit.
>get drunk>get happy ending massages from old womenHe's like me.
>>150986094guarenteed he mogs you hard
so have i and i still look like a teenager
>>150978419Celtic DNAlook at the irish, once they turn 30 they turn 60
>>150979428this but wine
>daring synthesis of english council estate and irish welfare recipient genetics>in liverpool >played most of his career in England in LancashireAbsolutely no idea why he isn’t a male model
>>150979428It's because normalfags from ancient times had no better non-expensive drinks. It was the go-to for hanging out with people. Beer nowadays is just living off the reputation it once had and olsfags are gaslighting you into thinking that it's good or that you're a fag if you don't like it
>>150999200yup. this is a trvth nvke for /sp/, but /ck/ proved this years ago
Irish Traveller men have a life expectancy of about 40. A thirty year old Traveller is regarded as an old man. I'm not joking, look it up.
>>150999238that’s because they top themselves. they have the highest suicide and illiteracy rates among any ethnic group by far.Rooney isn’t a gyppo though, they box instead of playing football
>>150979428first beer I had tasted terrible to me but it only took a few more bottles for me to start loving the taste. nowadays there’s no better drink to me than a crisp, hoppy northern German style pilsnerI really do not understand how some people cannot enjoy the taste
>>150978419Good on you Wobbie lad, doing us proud
>>150999060It's not all genetics (apart from the balding), it's also lifestyle. Drinking 20 units of alcohol a week from the age of 14, chain smoking and eating fried shite every day. Never wearing high factor sun screen, while being ginger/fair skinned with a taste for cheap Spanish and Greek package holidays. Hard to live that kind of life and not get fucked up.
>>150999933>Drinking 20 units of alcohol a weekKek. 20 units a day maybe
>>150979428Once you've been to Spain, sat in the sun and drank ice cold beer all day, you'll realise nothing could possibly be better in that moment. Or you won't, but that's your loss.
>>150978774British isles working class. They really do have distinct genetic looks for different classes.
>>150979428>I have drank thousands of those bottles over the years and it still tastes terrible,sound like rooney lad
>>150999933You missed the cocaine. That's the added ingredient cutting down the chav middle-aged chav hordes now.
Bongs are also allergic to fruit & veggies.
>>150978419He looks like that Irish actor
>>150979428holy BASED! Beertrannies only love sipping their estrogen foam water cuz it gives them breasts and female mood swings
>>151000692Oh yeah I always forget everyone's on coke nowadays. My dad even ended up addicted to coke in his mid 50s, 5 years clean now bless him. Never understood drugs to be honest, but that's probably because I don't have any friends.
>>150978419>drink for two days straightKiddie numbers.
>>150978460You are literally brazilian
luv me beer, luv me fags, luv me chips wiv gravy, luv drunken bantz'ate bloody forrennas, 'ate Labour (they're just takin the piss innit), 'ate soft southern poofsSIMPLE AS
>>150999267That's crazy>"Our suicide rate is seven times higher than non-travellers," she said.>"Only 3% of us live past the age of 65 and 80% of us are unemployed.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61117469I wonder why. Usually terrible people don't have the introspection necessary to contemplate their own failure and kill themselves
>>151015057they just live their lives in fast forward. 65 is 90 for a traveller, all the girls there are preggo in primary education
>>150978419Rooney is a few years younger than me and looks about 20 years older than me
>>151013727>mashed up skeletal hunchback with beer gut by 50, continues to live on diet of amphetamines, chip cobs, beer and whiskey>haha good old mark he's unstoppable he'll live forever >internal organs disintegrate a few years later, dies looking like elephant man
>>150978419Thanks for clearing that mystery up for those of us who are blind.
>>150978774I've made the point on a few threads and people think I'm being xenophobic, but it is genuinely the case that the poorest in English society are disproportionately of Irish descent. Those with Irish surnames have only 75% of the average household wealth of those with English or Scottish surnames, even accounting for people whose last Irish ancestor came to England generations ago. It's a similar story with blacks, both African and Caribbean. This is unironically why they are so much more likely to play association football professionally.
>>151016341Not being politically correct but do you think that's because the Irish are stupid and lazy or is it because of discrimination? The Irish seem to have done well in America
>>150978419Alcoholics are such whiny woe is me victims
>>151016403It's probably a cultural thing. They're just Catholic. They're only as stupid and lazy as Spaniards or Italians.
physical age comes from doing stuff. look at the size of his smile wrinkles in the corners of his eyes. he looks like Santa because he probably feels as jolly as Santa. no point in dying a miserable youthful looking bastard
>>151017663saw some scientist say frowning adds over 10x the wrinkles smiling does
>>150978460He’s from Toxteth regard
>>151017705genetically celticrooney is an celtic name.
>>151017705based retard
I mean he looks like shit for an alcoholic and not even the type that has simultaneously been a professional athlete. He looks like he could well be 60 and he isn't even 40 yet.
>>150979428>Ew beer tastes disgusting ill never get the appeal >Drinks a thousand bottles
I know two very pretty actresses, both are Irish and lovely people >>151016341
>>150978774>>151000433he's of Irish stock
>>150979428>I have drank thousands of those bottles over the yearsReminds me of my mate when he said "I've smoked thousands of cigarettes and im not addicted"
>>151019346(Dominique McElliggott and Annabel O'Hagan) :)
>>150978774WTF is a Dino?
>>151024037those things in jurassic park
>>151024037I believe he meant Deano, they’re basically semi-related to chavs, speaking the same slang with similar interests in sport and fake-tan women but actually have sales or tradesman jobs. Probably had dads who were builders or tradesman and had stable households compared to the broken homes actual chavs grow up in.https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo
I'm slowly coming to the realisation that this is going to be me. I'm anxious most of the time, always stuck in my own head. When I drink that lifts and I feel freer. Stands to reason my brain wants to do it?
>>150978419Why are once in a generation British talents like this?>Best>Gazza>RooneyWhy does alcohol always have 1st priority? Gazza I kind of understand, since he has tons of diagnoses that nobody knew or cared about, or even knew how to handle properly back then + that shit with him watching another child getting killed when he was a kid.But man, if you've come that far on pure talent why not work as hard as you can to maximize your career and legacy?
