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Yo, can we get an NPB thread going here?
go go go
SOON...
Are we really gonna use this thread despite not having /mlb/?
insurance runs!
>>150981518who cares you autist
>>150980948>/baseball/
>ASStros
>>150981003we need the im@s x MLB collab this time
>>150981516SO they're gonna get eliminated in the ALDS?
Three more outs. Just hope they bat around enough to give Cal another shot at 60
will treinen or tanner fuck it up
>>150981530nobody cares womanpaco
ok NOW we migrate
My Padres will never win another division title again lol
THIS IS THE THREAD THE MARINERS WIN THE WESTHASN'T HAPPENED SINCE THIS WEBSITE STARTED
>>150980990whose this?
>>150981525they went to the alcs that year
>vesia in the 8thholy shit roberts will use scott in the 9th again
>>150981536After 80 blown saves Dave learned his lessonIt's Kike time
>>150981530anime is gay, but you shouldn't simp for women, bro. the types who do those surveys are just as ugly and lonely as anime nerds
>myspace wasn't even around the last time the mariners won the division
If you’re a goober nobody pitcher in a lost season/game, do you throw Cal a perfect pitch because being the pitcher he gets a dinger off of is the most notable thing you’ll accomplish in your career
>>150980990cute dodger fan
>>150981542MikaCherry
>mariners celebrating winning in a mickey mouse divisionlel
>>150981525Mariners went to the ALCS that year, you might be misremembering
>>150981556I can just tell you're a cuck
HAHA HOLY SHIT CALLLL
>>150981529if cal breaks judge's record of 62 hr does he win mvp? anons, discuss
BAMBINO EAT SHITCAL HITS 60
ITMOTHERFUCKINGHAPPENED
MVPMVPMVPMVP
BIG FUCKING DUMPER
FUCKING 60 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH HOME RUN CATCHER KING CAL MOTHERFUCKING RALEIGH
>>150981570um yeah im thinkin' based
>>150981569The idea of anyone hitting 60 in a year where they’re not beat by someone and not getting MVP is ludicrous. I don’t care if the hitter has 60 hits all year and a 125 avg…if he hits 60 HRs he’s the mvp.
I'M COMING FOR YOU JUDGE AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME
whats the logic behind taking out suckysucky after 1 IP with 2 Ks?
Pages is catching everything now, wtf
MVP MVP MVP MVPMVPMVPMVP
>statpadding up 8 runs against the rockies
>>150981556That's not true, nobody remembers Wil Crowe (gave up #60 to Judge). Congrats on 60 btw
IT'S OVER YANKERSYOU LOST
Veeeery Gooood, Mariners.
>>150981588entertainment purposes
>>150981584>implying everyone else didn’t get their chance to beat up the Rockies bussy already
I fear for how annoying Msbros might be after tonight
>>150980948I'm getting high from all of the hopium bros
if yankees vs mariners in alcs who wins?
Is Cal unironically going to cuck Judge out of AL MVP? Is it actually happening? Give it to me straight
>>150981607They never shut the fuck up, they're insufferable
JUDGE AIN'T FUCKING SHITSUCK HIS COCK
>>150981607The most reddit franchise on this board
>>150981569He should get the MVP with 60. He's a fucking catcher. Their primary catcher. He's called 100+ games and hit 60 dingers. It doesn't matter if Judge hit .350 this season, he's just an outfielder.
He ties Babe Ruth's single season record
DUMPER!!! That was awesome!
>>150981588There's no point in continuing to use him. Save him for a more important game.
Reminder that Cal is hungover from last night.
>the home run derby ruined his swi-ACK!!!
its over M's WIN THE DIVISION
Vesia is worrying me
4 MORE GAMESHE'S GONNA PASS BABE RUTH
>>150981612Mariners if in Seattle, Yankees if in New YorkWon't matter though because the Yankees are guaranteed to lose in the WC round.
Raleigh is cheating right? What will the scandal be in two years?
I fucking love the little show when Jansen comes out
>>150981622something lil dumper didn't even dream about :')
>>150981622>that half-assed swatNothing will top Judge's check swing going 450 but goddamn these Manfredballs are such fucking memes
Come on Jansen
The last time the M’s won their division, we were still cleaning debris up from the towers.
>>150981622>entire crowd chanting MVP
>>150981629I guess I was thinking give him another inning so he can build confidencehe looked good tho
UH DOYERS?
>>150981639
>>150981643You know how I know you've never swung a bat before?
>TreinenNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150981639Really hope he re-signs here next season
>another Rockies game tomorrowlmao he has a legit chance at 62
>>150981607>>150981615>>150981618
>Treinen getting readyDbacks win 9-5. Ohtani with his patented garbage time solo dinger
everyone's busy watching the dumpster that they won't notice my dodgers' bullpen choking again
not again
>>150981630kek. too many Skuttlebutts
>>150981648i 'member
>puke jacksonthis guy sucks
Will M's fans remember Angel Chivilli?
UH OH DOYERS
>>150981622He's been digging out bullshit for homers all year it's amazing.
tchi aint even mad
>>150981622seattle's park with fans is so soulful
Good thing they took Sasaki out for this reliever masterclass. No way could a career starter go more than 12 pitches
Keep Vesia in. It's not like Treinen is going to do shit. Vesia still might get out of this but Treinen is a guaranteed blown lead
>>150981677I'm probably exaggerating but I swear he had a pitch nearly at his shoulders he homered on.
SNAKES ALIVE
Cal might just beat Judge's record, with the state of the Doyers bullpen.
Gg Keksas City, see you tomorrow
every fucking night
>>150981634who is this? she's cute
GG Royals
sneks
>>150981674He looks like he’s one of the kids in the little league World Series that is clearly older than the rest.
Schwarber is NL MVP right?
>>150981687I wouldn't even be mad
>>150981694when should i put money on him? ohtani is favorited by a lot
>this is the century the mariners win the west>this is the decade the mariners win the west>this is the year the mariners win the west>this is the month the mariners win the west>this is the week the mariners win the west>this is the day the mariners win the west>this is the hour the mariners win the west>this is the minute the mariners win the west--YOU ARE HERE-->this is the second the mariners win the west>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west>the mariners won the west
that wasn't a strike
>>150981690lauren dominigue - big brother 27 contestantLSU fan
mets, dbacks, or reds, who's making the playoffs?
time for edgardo henriquez 3-run meatball
>>150981694>guy who doesn't even play baseball by its official definition wins MVPsad, but it's already happened before so why not
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE SERIESTHE MARINERS WIN THE FUCKING WEST>>150981700WE DID IT!!!
>>150981692Nice tummy
A catcher. A freaking switch-hitting, platinum-glove catcher. Ohtani-tier unicorn.
The Etsy Witch has blessed you with your 1st division title in 24 years. The Seattle Mariners are your 2025 AL West Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
congrats to the Mariners :)
THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL
CHOKE
>memeiners clinch division before the dodgersgrim times, dodgerbros
swingingbunt bros...
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4CHAN'S HISTORYTWITTER'S HISTORYYOUTUBE'S HISTORYINSTAGRAM'S HISTORYFACEBOOK'S HISTORYMYSAPCE'S HISTORYYOU CAN SAY THE MARINERS HAVE WON THE AL WEST
party time
Time to go win the whole fuckin thing
THE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WESTTHE MARINERS WON THE WEST>THE MARINERS WON THE WEST
The Los Angeles Butterfingers tonight holy shit lol. Third time they’ve done that this game.
It's cute watching teams not named Yankees try to play Baseball
>DOYERPACOS KEK
grats Ms
marinerscustomers, can you hold off for a few mins - dodgers are capitulating rn
holy shit they actually did it
Congrats on winning your World Series, Mariners
>>150981700>>150981721>>150981725Congrats Mariners
how do we do it bros
/YOUR/ CHAMPION SEATTLE MARINERS :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lord take me now
lol fuck roberts. I hope this team gets instantly eliminated and it leads to roberts getting fired. But that shit ain't happening...
Sneks
which do you prefer /mlb/, dodgers posters or mariners posters
>>150981717not even close to platinum glove this year
DOGGIE DONTS
>>150981692got any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>150981607>little to no success in 2.5 DECADES of watching your favorite team>surprised when the fans are enthusiasticIf you can’t let Ms fans enjoy their moment you are either a salty AS FUCK Astros fan or a colossal faggot who seeks to be fucked in the ass by gigantic cock you choose anon
Congrats Mariners friends, now get cal to 63 for even more kino.
>>150981692Whore
>>150981745Mariners posters easily
THE MARINERS FUCKED AROUND AND WON THE WESTFUCK YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOUR MOTHER TELL YOUR SISTER TELL YOUR DOG TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS HAVE WON THE WEST
>Dodgers bullpen imploding again.
Mariners won that division btw.
huge win mariners
>>150981746still an elite framer with 0 passed balls
BEAT LAEATLA
nice
>>150981752congrats on your world series dude
AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSAL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS>AL WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONSBUILD CAL RALEIGH A STATUE
Ball 1 would've been challenged if this were next year
>>150981745>/mlb/didn't you read the OP? this is /baseball/ now.
>it was 4-0 last night>it was 4-1 tonightKWAB
kek doggie doos
you cannot make this shit up with team....
>>150981764>>150981663
B E A T LAEATLA
XDDDDDDDDD
my doggies are getting umped hardcore rn
doyerpacos kek
SEATTLE MARINERS>2025 AL WEST CHAMPIONSSEATTLE MARINERS>2025 AL WEST CHAMPIONSSEATTLE MARINERS>2025 AL WEST CHAMPIONSSEATTLE MARINERS>2025 AL WEST CHAMPIONS
Nah these guys should be ashamed of themselves. A fucking rookie just threw a 1-2-3 inning in his BP debut and you can't throw strikes.Mental midgets. All of them.
kek ohtani finds this quite amusing
>poopoopeepeecacadoodoodoyersKEK
they're found our weakness
GET FUCKED LA FAGS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CITY
>>150981766true, but the dropped slider was worse. it was a really good pitch that was called a ball just because catcher dropped it
Faggotbacks need the umps to bail their fraudulent asses out
>have lead>bring in starter in relief, is flawless>wow have they finally learned?>pull him to put in regular relievers>lose gamehow many thousand million billion times until they learn
Turns out moving your franchise shortstop to LF for no fucking reason is a bad idea after all, who woulda thought
>>150981745Unironically probably Dodger posters. They at least have real shit to brag about, the Mariners have been to the playoffs like twice in 25 years and act like they're hot shit when their franchise is objectively a failure
>>150981784lmao this is your world seriesthe game is tied and you're acting like you just won the world seriespathetic
what no honeywell does to a mf...
this is the year the mariners won the west
>>150981789IT WAS 4-0 AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT
CAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGHCAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGHCAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGHCAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGHCAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGHCAL RALEIGH>CAL RALEIGH
nice one Msbros
Just give Vesia and Henriquez another chance for pete's sake.
Andy "play the bounce" Pages
LMAO CAL DROPPING F-BOMBS LIVE ON ROOT SPORTS
HE SAID THE LINE AND I CLAPPED
If Cleveland wins it all, does Clase get a Ring?
>>150981799Have fun missing the postseason by one game again, faggot.
Might as well go win the WHOLEFUCKINTHING
Cal zinged us all again!!
Seattle vs Denver/Colorado>2014>Seahawks d. Broncos in SB>2016>Sounders d. Rapids in WCF, advance to first MLS Cup, which they won>2025>Mariners d Rockies in West clinching game, outcome tbd
Dumper is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. Beautiful face. Beautiful posterior. He’s a living god.
>>150981808yes, even suspended players get rings
NAUGHTY CAL
shit... but they tied the game
EARLY /NU/ ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813
BASED
I know it’s a joke, but Mfags are annoying worshiping a man’s ass
my cope is. The dodgers are doing this to fucker over the mets.
There wasn't even an inch of Devil Magic this year. The St. Louis Cardinals have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>150981808If he isn't on the post-season roster, then the team votes on it.
>my Jints :)GGs Cards. Cya next season
>>150981795the al west has been D U M P E D
>>150981789looks a bit low from here bud
On the bright side everytime I feel bad about relief pitchers being treated like cattle by teams I'll go back to this stretch.They have ONE job.
The Mariners haven't won the AL West since 2025.
>>150981764Salty as fuck Astros fan it is. Doesn’t mean you don’t love cock also. Enjoy your depression, you pathetic whiny pussy.
>>150981817Kek based
Dodgers seem absolutely incapable of holding a lead going into the final innings, it's crazy
>>150981811Based Zaku Mariner bro
SEATTLE MARINER :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm no historian, but this feels kinda crazy right?
>>150981819we will not be using this
Dodgers REALLY don't want the mest to make it to the postseason
>>150981794they just never learn
Genuinely what does Mark Prior do that makes starting pitchers immediately injure themselves, formerly prized closers and relievers and All-Star pitchers turn into absolute lemons, and every close game turn into bullpen meltdowns like this?
Congrats SeattleCome on A's
kersh new closer confirmed
>>150981845even by detroit sports fans standards, this is a kick in the nuts
>>150981845Yeah the Tigers are having a historic collapse, but it's the AL Central so nobody here cares
>>150981819>>150981846We'll use it later but also post in it now too :)
>>150981849im 178cm btw
>>150981849Redpilled take though.
>>150981845It’s already an all time September of goofy nonsense, and if the Mets meet their way out of a playoff spot, it will be the top shenanigans playoff chase of all time without anything even being close
>>150981794HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
kekdoggie doos complaining about umps
>>150981845It's the biggest comeback in MLB history. No team has come back from a 15+ game deficit since 1914.
Mestfags shitting themselves
>KERSHAW AS A CLOSEROH BOY, HERE WE GO...
>>150981845are the guardians or mariners more sovful this season?
>>150981794No way lmao
DUMPER CUMMING ON THAT BIG ASS FOREHEAD TONIGHT
>kerchoke in the 9thyeah the dbags are walking it off again
>>150981835
Congrats Mariners fans!
Dan Wilson isn't the best manager, but it is pretty kino to see the former best catcher in Mariners history see all his team records surpassed in person by the Catcher he's coaching.
>>150981849Kirk is 173cm tho, he just looks pudgier because he's crouching all the time
if this shit goes into extra innings, dodgers HAVE to bunt. i was so mad like a month ago when they didn't and the other team did and won. i don't fucking care if he's good or a power hitter. MAKE HIM BUNT. I TAKE LOSSES REALLY WELL, BUT I'M SO MAD THINKING ABOUT THAT GAME RIGHT NOW
If the Dbax win this game, their record will be tied with the Mest but they will actually hold WC3 because of second tie-breaker --First tie breaker is head-to-head, in which the Mest vs Dbax are tied 3-3 this season.Second tie breaker is intra-division in which the Mest are 25-26 while the Dbax are 26-21
>>150981873Cal is pure baseball soul, so the mariners.
>>150981845This is exactly why they need to not be so retarded with the schedule and have all divisional games for the final 5 series (shittiest team from last season left out in the final series)Shit like that should be decided head to head on the final day, not some NL West team playing a 2 game series against the AL Central
Mariners won that division btw
>>150981794>that disappointmentkek
>>150981849>tfw just made it past the manlet mark because im 173cm
>>150981878Those are some lovely trash can tops they used as stands.
Very fun
why did the astros just give up? they are down 0-6 to the A's lmao KWAB
>yfw Cleveland would probably have the best record in MLB if Clase was suspended earlier
>>150981794dumb fat fuck
>kershaw>against the sneks
DBACKS 'BOUT TO GET KERSH'D
>>150981884>Dodgers playing small ball everThey are a heroball club. They will ride or die heroballing. r/Dodgers defends this btw
Enter Kershaw
KERSHAW IS COMING TO THE 9TH!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
I need Big Dumper's sister or whoever that is to ruin my life immediately.
BASEBALL IS FOR THE FAMILY
>>150981849She's kinda cute though
>>150981883>111 kg/173cmjesus christ stop eating so many chimichangas mayne
digits and kershaw blows the save
>>150981876She looks like Shelly Duval
>>150981898Tigers aren't winning again. We can just fuck around here and then sweep the Angels
>bringing out Kershaw for one last humiliation ritualyeah, fuck you, Dave
>>150981908FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS
I rather Kershaw lose the game than Treinen or Tanner. I'm sick of those two.
>>150981916it's not a save opportunity, dumbass
>>150981915he needs the thickness to block pitches better
TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTWE ARE YOUUUUUUUUNG
>>150981916Contributing to LA downfall. Fuck LA, SD WS or bust.
>>150981881Dan has been a part of every postseason appearance except 2022.
>>150981919What happens first? Yankees lose or Tigers win?LOL who am I kidding. Yankees are never losing again
/mlb/bros.... :) it finally happened
Kershaw's 1st inning ERA is kinda high. Does it count if its his first inning even in relief duties?
>>150981922This. If he loses I can shrug and go oh well, if Kershaw can't stop it no one can. No bad vibes there
>>150981918he looks like he has a few empanadas stored in those cheeks
When the Mariners win the World Series and they make a movie about Cal in 10 years, remember (You) were here.
>>150981939we dfa'd this guy btw
>>150981889Oh is that right that doesn't usually happen can anyone confirm that the mariners did in fact win that division btw?
>>150981884Need to bring back Donny and have a co-manager situation w/ Dave and his spreadsheets
Doyers are using all their bullpen arms. This is grim
>>150981946You're losing ALDS to the Indians
>>150981939holy fuck, manure really let himself go
>>150981924perhaps he should be a designated catcher so he don't have to move them jiggly legs
>>150981878Enjoy the rebuild. Just think of it this way, you probably be dead before the Astros win the World Series again ;)
>>150981950:) The Mariners won that division, they won the ballgame, they're going to win the world series next. :)
any shot of the fan who got the 60th ball?
>retard leaves>M's win the divisionBased year
>>150981955And miss out on this kino? No way José
>>150981959Enjoy your rings, oh wait
Thanks Athletics
>>150981952Didn't you guys said in January the greatest bullpen/lineup that ever existed and taunted against us after signing Snell and Tanner Scott after winning the WS?
>there are Mariners fans posting ITT who weren't even alive when their team last won the division
OH NO NO NO DOGGIE DOOS
COME ON KERSH
>>150981968kek LOOK AT HIM GO
>>150981939Rowdy should get an honorary postseason roster spot tbqh.
KERSH HOLDS !
What a catch by Edman!
GREAT CATCH EGGMAN
>geriatric Kershaw is the only reliable 9th inning pitcher Doyers have leftDire>>150981976Which timeline are you posting from?
well I'm just glad Kersh won't get the loss here
>>150981939my fucking sides
EGGMANWHAT A CATCH>DAT CROWD REACTIONWORLD'S BIGGEST AIRBNB
relievers can't give up runs if you just use starters
THANK YOU JERRYTHANK YOU JERRY THANK YOU JERRYTHANK YOU JERRY THANK YOU JERRYTHANK YOU JERRY THANK YOU JERRYTHANK YOU JERRY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dbacks gonna blow it in the 9th
And now...to pull Kersh and put Tanner in who proceeds to give up an immediate double to bring in the spooky ghostman
>>150981987give it 10 minutes
fuck nice snag that
TOMMY!
TOMMY E SUPERMAN DIVE
It really is the millisecond the mariners win the division
time for manfredball
eggman
>>150981849>>150981849>tfw 171cm
APOLOGIZE TO KERSHIT RIGHT NOW
edge of your seat status?
SWAGGED OUT POLO DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING BUT HE'S HERE FOR THE VIBES
>>150981951General managers run the whole show now. Managers don't get to make those kinds of decisions anymore, and they haven't done so for over twenty years now. The gm manages the team through his analytics department. Hours before every game, before the players arrive, the manager and his coaches sit with the members of the analytics dept to discuss best lineups, best positioning, available relievers, which relievers to use versus which hitters and which innings to use them, how to handle potential in-game player personnel scenarios, etc, etc, etc. This isn't the 90's anymore.
>>150981996cringe
Wild that Dan Wilson was the catcher the last time the M’s won their division. Now he’s the manager.
>>150981998Dodgers fail to score in the 10th. Tanner comes in and walks first two batters, then gives up the sac fly for the loss.
Time for Ohtani to do nothing!
>>150982018cope sneed shitter
>>150981987Bullpen bums should be ashamed of themselves. It's gotten to a point where they should consider posting an apology on Social Media as a group.
Oh hey look, it's the dodgers 2nd best contact hitter doing jack shit all game and being used as a fucking manfred meme runner
>>150982019BASEBALL IS MAGICALBASEBALL IS MAGICALBASEBALL IS MAGICALBASEBALL IS MAGICALBASEBALL IS MAGICALBASEBALL IS MAGICAL
>>150981982Fat players should be fined until they lose the weight
>tfw michigander that moved to arizona
>>150981987>Which timeline are you posting from?the one where the stream is in the bottom of the 8th
Just steal third
>>150981996This literally doesn't matter, we are still making the WC
Every team this season is, to one degree or another, a shitty team. There are no good teams anymore. Why?
>>150982021sounds too real
Shitani
>ohtrannyKWAB
BLOATANI
>>150981963>that bitch susan was ribbing dave on day one when the yamkeks hit 9 homers in the 1st>cal is going to knock off literally every yankee home run recordextreme kek
>>150982042HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING BUNTEDI'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
sit down you gambling gook
>>150982037>we are still making the WCWHO IS WE!!!LMAOOOOOOO!!!
GOOD VIBES ONLYGOOD VIBES ONLYGOOD VIBES ONLYGOOD VIBES ONLY
>they finally figured out that Ohtani does nothing in extra innings and stopped IBBing himkekini
HE'S OUT AT THE PLATE
ump went hard with the out call right there
OH NO DOGGIES
NICE
Way too short of a hit to try for home. ffs.
GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>150981976He knew
YOUR OUT
Dodgers need to just buy Carroll already
>>150981975There are mariners players who weren't alive.
>challenging the obvious outroberts is seething
corbin FAGGOT what a play
It's joever
kek that punch out was mighty enthusiastic
YYEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROUT
Why even challenge you can see in real time he was out
>challenging that shitDave is huffing some premium copium.
terrible send by ebel
>>150982060>stealth chink embarrassing the japs and gooksnever change China
>confirmed
>>150982061>just buythis ain't soccer blud
>>150982064HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING BUNTED
Really want to see the sneks in the postseason
>>150981975>tfw old
>>150982060>YOUR OUTMy out?No, you're out.
>mfw the number to clinch is ONE
>>150982064Anything to distract from his own dogshit managing
MVP>MVPMVP>MVPMVP>MVPMVP>MVPMVP>MVPGIMME A HELL YEAH
>>150982080OH MY GOD SHE'S SO PRETTY I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE
>>150982085who's on first!
does raleigh really win mvp over judge if 63 hr? yes or no will suffice
You're out kiddo.
It's fucking over for the Mets
>>150982088that's MY mvp right there
it's overthis dodger team is ass
Mariners legend whomever Garcia that we traded for naylor just struck out freddie and is giving the sea sneks a chance of sneakin' up on 'em.
>sac bunt>sac flyDbacks winDodgers heroball is killing them
post yfw the dodgers lose in the bottom of the 9th again
IF THEY BUNT AND THEN SAC FLY FOR THE WIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MAD I'LL BE
>>150982095yes
>>150982106its the bottom of the 10th lil brostream to #2 on stream east
>Dreyer inThis may be a dumb question but why not keep Kershaw in>>150982106>bottom of the 9thBut it isn't
bros how do I get a latina gf who likes /baseball/?
>>150982073can you just shut the fuck up
>>150982088>>150982100Cal finally found out he can crush domestic lites harder than baws.
>>150982112>fat, ugly, loud, and low IQno thanks
>>150982086
>>150982112go to the local softball field
>>150982112they both look like fat SEA girls
>>150982112you're doing it wrong. you just find one and ask her to go to the game so you guys can drink and she takes pics for her instagram
>>150982112be chad simple as
>>150982112definitely not getting them pregnant so they can stay here
>>150982112
No Tanner Scott. It's up to Dreyer to complete the collapse.
buntGODS
angie holding back tears in every interview she just like me frfr :')
GJ Snell lol
No one cares about the mariners
>>150982129FUCK I'M ALREADY MAD SHIT
Good evening, Emm Ell Bee. Have some ass, on the house.
Gee will you look at that, bunting works. Dodgers would rather slide down the WC brackets than try it though
*click*it's happening again...
>>150982130angie is based
>sneks sell at deadline>get betterI smell an NLCS meme run
god i love bunts
>>150982136Bros, how do I get a gf like this?
>auto walking two battersDave has lost his composure.
bruh
WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBERTS DOING???
load em up
>loading them upthis is hubris from the Dodgers
>>150982141M’s-Sneks World Series is written in the stars
Digits and double play
>>150982140mommy ange :)
>>150982153randy johnsonb owl
/mlb/ bros azz vs teets? discuss.>>150982136>>150982112
I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THE SHITTY SEATTLE MARINERS I BELIEVE THAT MAGIC CAN HAPPEN
Loading them up is smart you goofs
>doubple play or nothingGrim
>>150982153The ratings for that might finally do Manfred in. I like the idea
>>150982159Big asses are black coded and low IQ. All the high IQ countries prefer tits
>>150982155wish piper /shaw/ did more with the m's
>>150982154no dice, nerd :^)
why is this stressful
walk off hit by pitch please
Intentionally walk twice in a row to walk the bases loaded with one out. Interdasting strategery.
>Takes Dreyer out for Treinen
HERE COMES THE CHUD
>taking dreyer outNO.... WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MONKEY DOING
>>150982153It's gonna be Guardians - Dbacks
>TreinenIt’s over. Gg sneks
THANK YOU STANTONTHANK YOU STANTONTHANK YOU STANTONTHANK YOU STANTONTHANK YOU STANTON
>>150982142>>150982159tetas
>>150982153>>150982165No need to worry about World Series ratings. The Yankees are never losing ever again
Man that was a really bad at bat. You could tell he didn’t want to be up there
What the FUCK is Dave Roberts doing?
>>150982177good won and you lost
>>150982182PAY NAYLOR NOW!!!
>>150982169I think she works for the local station now after the squids left ROOT.
Is the division win going to inspire the front office to actually splash some cash to keep Naylor and Geno
post yfw if you were brought in bottom of the 10th bases loaded 2 outs
I LIKED TREINEN IN THAT SPOT. 2.81 WHIP L7 BTWI LIKED TREINEN IN THAT SPOT. 2.81 WHIP L7 BTWI LIKED TREINEN IN THAT SPOT. 2.81 WHIP L7 BTWI LIKED TREINEN IN THAT SPOT. 2.81 WHIP L7 BTW
is Dave, dare I say retarded?or is this a masterstroke
it's 4d chess, dodgers don't want to face the mest in the playoffs
>MAGA pitcherwho wins doyerpacos lose KEK
>>150982191i'm a chud myself anon, i'm a winner :)
>>150982159I use to be a tetas boy but they sag/change with age/weighta nice brapper just gets fatter but have to deal with cellulite
>>150982185who you kidding, I've seen how you guys play against us (dogshit). Though I wouldn't mind seeing Cabby get a ring.
>>150982193
>>150982182>>150982192apologize
>yes let’s bring in a pitcher who can’t find the strike zone in with the bases loaded in extras, this is the high iq move to make
>>150982206>uspaco you live in central america
>>150982182Giancarlo says you're welcome
>>150982199wouldn't mind being a free win for the cub bros here desu
>>150982201still not tired of all the winning
That’s why you don’t bunt. So dumb to just give away an out
fuck
my chuddie :)
>>150982208>signs Julio and Cal to bargin long term deals>actually pulls the trigger at the trade deadlineI kneel
KEK DOUCHEBAGS
>>150982206It's like you enjoy being retarded and a permavirgin
Tanner's game to lose in the 11th.
Uhhh dbacks. Dave is giving you the win
THE LORD IS OUR GOD AND SAVIOR
Really snakes? REALLY?
ok okthey HAVE to bunt this time
i'm sorry, rip kirk
>>150982210>>150982190>>150982181>>150982175>>150982178APOLOGIZE
>>150982155She looks like she fucks women
>>150982211I paid for licensed merch and watch legally. I literally am part of the team. And we suck
>>150982228based dave lining things up perfectly
cmon
You’ve got to be kidding me dude come the fuck on
>>150982238While I watch
/nu/ in a fu>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813
/nu/>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813>>150981813/nu/
>>150982224A P O L O G I Z E
>>150982239you're the Dominican? lmao
>this is the biggest accomplishment in marinerds history>they think cow is mvp over judge
>>150982253*Panamaniac
>>150982249>>150982246How do I choose?
How is the Manfred runner decided btw?Is it just whoever the manager wants, or is there a system/order to it?
>>150982255>cowKeep saying it
THE POOL IS CLOSED
>>150982258>animefag>retardedchecks out
>>150982260batter who made the final out in the previous inning
>>150982260Last batter from the previous inning
>>150982277>>150982280perfect thanks lads, I hadn't noticed that pattern yet x