Seahawks vs Cardnials tonight
go Berds
Stealth NFC West thread. Just make this the gamethread desu
Those titties look good
make a game thread retards
you twinks can't even finish a thread out now?
Reminder that Vikings could have had their cake and ate it too. They had the opportunity to resign Sam Darnold for chump change and keep JJ McCarthy on the bench to develop but they were so arrogant that they ditched a QB that won them 14 games for the unproven rookie and now their championship window is completely wasted. Their team is built to win now and they'll waste away by having to wait 1-2 seasons for JJ to get up to speed and that's the best case scenario.
>lazy midget sucks at QBhow could this have happened?
>>150993240that bitch looks like she has aids
>>150990390Where
>midget qbs
did marv jr and quentin johnston have a freaky friday bodyswap in the offseason or what? i was so confident mhj was a slam dunk follproof pick. maybe he's just a lazy and entitled nepo baby who could skate by on pure talent in college but doesn't put in the work to excel in the pros
guys i have bad newstua took tylenol
Why are all of the midget qb's black?
>ushers in a new wave of players who feel the need to let you know they're the Nick Gurr IV or Knee Grow III instead of just Nick Gurr or Knee Grow
>>150993427I mean it is pretty impressive to have a "dad" stick around long enough to name you after himself in the black community.
>>150993474Yeah, but they did it for three generations.
>>150993407browns got a lightskin hawaiian one, also this is doug flutie erasure
>>150993503Exactly, which makes it even more impressive. That means at least 4 maybe 5 whole days of father and grandfather time.
>>150993407Because the people that own the league think it's funny.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 343 votes1. (9.448) Buffalo Bills [+1, +0.323]2. (8.709) Philadelphia Eagles [-1, -0.447]3. (8.563) Detroit Lions [+5, +1.688]4. (8.515) Los Angeles Chargers [+1, +0.890]5. (7.714) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +1.120]6. (7.562) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [0, +0.468]7. (7.405) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.001]8. (7.022) Los Angeles Rams [-1, -0.009]9. (6.990) Baltimore Ravens [-6, -1.603]10. (6.106) Kansas City Chiefs [0, +0.042]11. (5.978) San Francisco 49ers [0, +0.165]12. (5.901) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.776]13. (5.884) Washington Commanders [0, +0.259]14. (5.831) Seattle Seahawks [-2, +0.057]15. (5.160) Pittsburgh Steelers [+1, +0.222]16. (5.140) Denver Broncos [-2, -0.235]17. (4.706) Arizona Cardinals [-2, -0.356]18. (4.068) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +0.599]19. (3.812) Cleveland Browns [+8, +1.531]20. (3.794) Chicago Bears [+9, +1.700]21. (3.604) Houston Texans [-2, -1.021]22. (3.353) Las Vegas Raiders [0, -0.272]23. (3.114) New England Patriots [0, -0.480]24. (3.092) Dallas Cowboys [-7, -1.779]25. (2.974) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -1.588]26. (2.960) Carolina Panthers [+5, +1.412]27. (2.604) New York Jets [-1, +0.260]28. (2.342) Atlanta Falcons [-10, -2.496]29. (1.881) New York Giants [-4, -0.957]30. (1.858) Miami Dolphins [+2, +0.503]31. (1.023) New Orleans Saints [-3, -1.133]32. (1.004) Tennessee Titans [-2, -1.028]Big Risers+1.776 Vikings+1.700 Bears+1.688 Lions+1.531 Browns+1.412 Panthers+1.120 ColtsBig Fallers-1.001 Packers-1.021 Texans-1.028 Titans-1.133 Saints-1.588 Bengals-1.603 Ravens-1.779 Cowboys-2.496 Falcons
>>150993550I mean it is pretty funny to overpay monkeys to play park games and then pick ones that suck at it, THEN change the rules to make those shitty
Murray is legit bottom 5 QB in the league right now
>Kyler Murray 6 INTs when targeting Marvin Harrison Jr.What a grim QB to WR connection
People really thought the Tardinals were decent because they beat up on my Saints, almost choked to the Panturds, and couldn't put away a hospital squad in the 49ers?
>be black qb>never were actually good>media forced to hype you up for running fast and being black>team that didn't want you is forced to draft you because DEI>suck ass at qb>team to scared to fire you because DEI commisars>sign shit qb to giant contract for gud boy points to the commisars>team irrelevant for yearsWhy is the NFL like this?
>>150993559>harbaughtism in the big 2025goddamn
I need a pejorative form of Kyler Murray to name my files of him
>>150993736>>team that didn't want you is forced to draft you because DEINo team drafts a black QB because of DEI, you're delusional and /pol/brained.
>>150993695I think the football seems to bounce off of his lips despite a facemask being present
>>150993813Don't be naive.
>he thinks I'm ever going away.
>>150993853Please point and tell me which black QB was drafted due to DEI
>>150993876All of them, including Warren Moon.
>>150993876All of them except Josh Allen.
>>150993853
gamethread btw >>150993763
>>150993876Josh Rosen
>>150993960>doubting the Rosen oneWas anuddah shoah
>>150993902Is he still black? He hasn't turned the ball over in 30 games and counting.
I'm a legit big dick, vascular god and I ask anyone who thought Milroe would start on the 'Hawks:Are you ffucking stupid?I'll post pic's with timestamps to @ anyone who wants to get at me. I'm talking to non-Americans right now, by the way. I eagerly await your response.
>>150994003I meant 30 tds since his last turnover.
>>150994003Mahomesesque
the truth is that there is less talent in qb coaching now and they are relying more and more on athleticism as a crutchthis starts at the high school level and it's effects are felt all the way in the pros there are simply fewer opportunities for the cerebral white qb
>>150993715male
>>150994070He would eventually start because Darnold definitely sucks and Milroe only probably will.
>>150993866NOOOOOO FLAG ON!! FLAG ON!!!!!
>>150993956There is no game on silly
>>150994227kek you made that thread about the bills
>>150993715>summons you to her bed chambers>your duty is to lick her pussy until she is satisfied>if unsatisfied you are sent to alligator alcatraz>if satisfied you are dismissed with access to the full treatment of VIP guests for the rest of the night.
>>150994398he has a penis.you browns are weird.
These are seriously constipated offenses.The Seahawks at least have a plan. Give Darnold one read and then have scramble into the flat and either run or dump to a TE.The Cardinals basically just have Murray snap it, run around panicked, then heave it up. He actually heaves it fairly well considering a lot of them look like throwaways. But man. What are they doing.
>>150994488All holes are a pussy, that's why only white men are gay.
Also I remember Murray being Lamar Jackson fast. He definitely isn't anymore. But neither is Lamar.
>>150994531I definitely am glad we let things like this into our country.
>>150994557Getting paid makes you soft unless you believe in the game with heart.
Why don't the starting QBs ever high five or congratulate the kicker for saving his stupid ass when he salvages 3 points after the QB was a dipshit and fucked up the drive?
I absolutely love being a gay faggot homosexualgo Cowboys!
>>150994600Well how else will teams like the chiefs have fans?
Are we still pretending Stafford is a better QB than Goof or are we done with that this season?
>You aren't gay if you 'transition' into a woman to take it in the ass by other men.Iggles fans actually believe this.
>>150994850inshallah
>>150994783>non owl winner is better than an owl winnerfucking kek
>>150994850must suck hating your dad because he likes the Eagles
>>150994885dan marino > trent dilfer
>>150994921Yeah I heard that on ESPN too.
>>150994885Mahomes is one of the worst QBs in the league but has multiple owls thanks to the refs. You really thought you were smart posting this kek
>>150995104Trannyboys
>watching sky stream>bongs literally have a show about some jeet named Ranesh that has a tiny penis.Goddamn.
>>150994921If trent had 2012 raven defense he would have had moar.
Guys I have contacted the akashic records and communed with the ancestors and the owner of the Phins, Ross, is going to fire McDaniel and Grier on monday regardless of if they win or lose.Tua will be beaten to near death by the team in a ritual after the half.
>>150995175
fatigue level status?
>>150995175close
>>150995282Yt pepo say da n werd in dey hedz
>>150995282fraid so
Herbstreit is so college brained he's mixing up franchise QBs in the NFL with obscure SEC qbs from 15 years ago
>>150993559>my jaggies get zero credit for beating the ToxinsFUCK YOU
>>150993715auntie jane!
>>150995386he's a faggot
>>150995436Jimmy Kimmel's acting coach?
>>150995386>obscureI'll have you know that Aaron Murray is still the SEC TD passing leader and is objectively a better QB than Kyler
>>150995436My TV quit I quit tv last thing I saw
>>150995402Is it because of jaguar winning or Texas teams sucking that badly? That "win" the cowboys got against the giants should also be a half loss due to embarrassment giants have no defense and it took them till end of OT to win
Darnold > black qb
>>150995479Idk I'm just memeing. Hope my jaggies beat NAMBLAcisco
>>150995452>hue hue as-as I was saying hu he I'm edgy! plz watch!
Missed on purpose to set up the thrilling conclusion.
>>150995517Without Chris or Nick probably? Really depending on if Eteninne-sp or Travis Hunter are good
bros...
>>150995605>Chris or NickWhy are you faggots calling athletes by their first names?
>>150995605Just need the receivers to catch and I feel way better about Jax offense
>>150995632Eh? I usually do 1st names unless military
>>150995597lol
>>150995717>unless military
>>150995597this
>>150995717ok young lady
>>150995597GAAAAY
>>150995733tua has information that will lead directly to the arrest of the clintons
>>150995733Was around military most of my life so was just used to it desu
>>150996031netanyu and roger goydell thank you
nurules for kickoffs are really gay
>control your own destiny>sounds hard, let's just kick and pray for defensive stops and then pray for coinflip>don't get defensive stops>lose
Cardinals are out of the division race. They're already down 0-2 and they still have to play the Rams twice.
Fucking Ngubu almost blew that game for Xeattle
Kickers and reffies broship
Did that kick go through? 2nd time in my life where I swear it didn't go through, the first time was a few days ago.
>>150995597U mean so they wouldn't hit the over
>black qbsblack qbs>black qbsblack qbs>black qbsblack qbs>black qbsblack qbs
>>150993559Bills beat the Jets and Dolphins, relax ffs.
>>150996138They deserved to lose but yes, I couldn't believe they didn't go for 2. If you are the worse team, go for 2, not overtime. I wish we had overtime.
7 seasons of kyler lmao how is he still in the league
Seahawks need to force Kubiak to inhale smelling salts before each game. Pete Carroll is on the raiders now. No more of this conservative play calling shit. Lucky they were playing the tardinals
>>150996166Nah it went through they showed the replay
>his kicker is not named dicker
>>150996224pleading a kubiak to stop being overly conservative is like screaming at a freezer to cook your hot pockets
why are there black quarterbacks in the NFL?
At least they are scripting watchable TNF games this year
>>150996192
>>150996251That holding call preventing a Seahawks TD was for sure game tampering by the refs. There was nothing there.
>>150996258he gonna make it to the chiefs game?
>>150996262because they didnt want the game to go over. they wanted the game to go under and the cards to cover. every game has an outcome predetermined unless shit goes completely haywire
>>150996258nice try nannersfag I saw the troon gif in the gamethread.
The Sharts would have won that, if Conner could play.
>>150996192Do it on your real account coward
>>150996247defense comes to kill pocket passer statues qbs (blame reggie white) change the game to mobile passing which was best suited to black qb
>>150996201Even if you are the worse team you just go for it. Yolo one play rather than introduce a ton more variables. Only thing that annoys me more is coaches kneeling away 30+ seconds before halftime
yearly reminder riley cooper did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dEQxO8Yuas
>>150996192And THERE it is
That was a fun game. I’m glad that the Seahawks and Darnold won, they were the better team throughout and it would have been robbery if they lost. Both teams looked entirely beatable though, they’re not much to worry about. The Seahawks offense doesn’t impress me, their running backs and tight ends suck and their kicker is bad. The Cards are a jobber squad and an unserious organization.
daniel jones is my quarterback (:
>kick short of the landing zone>other team starts on their 40 yd line>complete 1 pass and they are in field goal rangehow fucking hard is it to just kick the ball into the landing zone
>he actually watched the game tonightkek
Have their been any cool fights in the stands this year?
>>150996323I think it would have been 24-6 or even 31-6 if they just threw it upfield instead of playing conservative ball. Seems like coaching is the Seahawks weakest link that almost lost them the game.
>>150996338i caught the last 2 minutes of it when i suddenly remembered that there was a game tonight. what did i miss?
Marvin Harrison Junior has got a funny looking face
>>150996192Do it on your real account, coward
>>150996323The hawks have bad run blocking offensive linemen and some clear playcalling issues. They finally have good pass protection and a rookie guard that actually might be all pro this season, but their run game is way too inconsistent. They need to let Darnold fling it more. He was hitting JSN and his TEs with dimes.
We need a game without refs. Just straight up nigga shit
>>150996350kek
>>150996338i mean, i had it on, yeah...
>>150996350Typical Thursday night bullshit. Both teams dropping their spaghetti when they had the chance to win it. Refs keeping the score close. Injuries.
>>150996358
Cards are such a directionless, sauceless team, where do they even go from here?
>>150996351He cute, no homo
is tommy boy right?
Has literally anyone ever referred to this faggot as ''superman''?
>>150996367Back to St. Louis.
>>150996373Me
>>150996369Colts are 2
>>150996351
>>150996367in circles
>>150996373superzestyman, maybesup superbillsfan
>>150996373If Gayleb is Superman, what is his kryptonite?
>>150996373ZestymanThe ZestinatorCaptain Zesty
>>150996380Weird. Like a pug with a scrunched in face
>>150996379delusional
>>150996383Winning games
>>150996384Zest BiggumsSteve ZestwellZestimus MaximusJack MaehofferZestinus Zestridge
The wildcard of all wildcards..."King Wildcard"...ladies and gents I present to you ...the 2025 Seattle Seahawks...!
>>150996383Fresh bussy
>>150996383The tranny cheerleader on the Panthers and his zesty boipucci
>>150996383Those two Kang cheerleaders
based caleb being humble and a good teammate by running WR drills
>>150996383vaginanigga so zesty he came out the pussy like>AAHHH GET THIS OFF ME
how the FUCK is stefon so fucking lucky?
>When some uppity player gets smart
>>150996398do you think he fantasizes about his receivers rimjobbing his asshole after practice
>>150996351If you drew him it would be considered a hate crime.
>>150996383Michael Penix
>>150994882that's not on Kyler though
>>150996406holy shit that is the most repulsive thing i've seen posted in one of these threads in a long time well done, brownoid.
>>150996388Best rb and best qb in the league right now and a top 5 defense
>>150996351Post that on your real account, coward
>>150996380lips the size of michellin tires
Cardi B is a rapist.
>>150996406Man that ass took miles of cock before Stefon got there
>>150996422She raped me in the sweltering summer of 2020
Someone like Cardi B being famous is why I do not like Jewish people
>>150995243Lay off the drugs dude
>>150996424So did steffon
>>150994783Stafford _was_ a great QB on a shit team, Goff _is_ a great QB on a great team.
who can read lips?
>>150996431You should be more upset that people with purchasing power are using their money on her. Genuinely most of the planet is too dumb to live
>>150996426fraid no
Trevor Lawrence doesn't get shit on enough, the most overhyped pick in ages.
are the seatroons good or is darnoldelitr
>>150996443>Man we fucking suck
>>150996443Murray fucking stinks
>>150996443>Murray's fucking shit
>>150996443>marty/mother fucking sucks??? michael j fox most affected ???
>>150996448It's the hair
>>150996455>>150996456>>150996460*Cackling*
>>150994501Hes always heaving it cause the lil nigga cant see. Purdy says he can only see 40% of the time when hes throwing and hes 6'1". Its probably more like 10% for the midge unless he scrambles out of the pocket.
>>150996454They're alright, great defense but vanilla offense
>>150996420Grudog noooo your name just started to get mentioned for jobs again
clots fans forced Andrew Luck into retirement before his prime because he wasn't Peyton Manning.
this really was their super bowl, huh?
>>150996448Agreed He's gotta be bottom three in the league
>>150996410Oh trust me, there's no fantasizing going on in that locker room
>>150996443Marvin fuckin sucks
>>150996479kek glad you're seethin about it still shit was hilarious, he tried to act like a tough guy and got immediately bitched out for it. Guess you forgot that part though.
>>150996380Very first thing you notice when you look at him. Got them big pink fish lips.
>>150996474Luck was a little bitch tho if ur getting that fucked up demand a trade and go to the laundry list of qb needy teams
>>150996448He gets shit on plenty nowadays, that time period where people would start foaming at the mouth if you said that he wasn't a Top 10 (not even Top 15 really) QB was unbearable though
>>150996486Fuck he got rocked
Awful season
>>150996470he has tiny arms even for his height and makes it worse. almost everything needs ballooned balled by him
>>150996495deservedly so, too kek he thought he was hot shit and reality hit him immediately.
>>150996479>>150996486Chargers should really ditch those piss yellow pants. What's worse is that they have an entire piss yellow uniform now for some reason.
>>150996474Luck's problem is he's actually smart and realized that his offensive line is never getting fixed. A normal QB would have stayed and achieved maximum CTE.
>>150996448Ben Johnson could have saved Trevor and the Jags but Khan fucked it up.
>>150996504>when you hire black quarterbacks dot webm
>>150996504My Packies playing the Dude Wipes.webm
>>150996474>clots missing oline & retarded management forced Andrew Luck into retirement FTFY
>>150996504>Marvin Harrison Jr attempts a contested catch
>>1509963971993
>>150996492Life isn't a video game, they are made of flesh and bone.
>>150996512There o-line was pretty solid his last year IIRC. But he was already broken down at that point.
>>150996479>>150996486kek pussy ass ytboi thought he was from the hood
sex with femboys
>>150996520>my$55M/yr. 1993. etc.
>>150996527Elway Eli both pulled the im not playing for u shit and it worked. Luck was smart enough that he should've gtfo of indy instead of allowing irsays drug addled retard monkey brain to give him the worst o line in the league
>>150996514Caleb is better than Trevor and isn't completely mindbroken, Ben made the right choice.
>>150996373The Caleb has
>>150996492Luck was tough as hell to go out every game for years and get the shit beat out of him every week and then get blamed for losses lol.
name my band
>>150996542Motherfucker *TUA* might be better than Caleb simply based off not being zesty. Get out of here.
>>150996373I have. GODleb is my hero.
>>150996366AND IT'S BLOCKED!
>>1509965544 ugly dudes
>>150996556You're retarded. Shut up and keep GODleb's name out of your mouth. N
>>150996554>3 witches and a drow
>>150996554Bogged and the nog
>>150996567
i love how caleb makes ya seethe
>>150996578waited until he was home to cry that time? impressive
>>150996554Blackie's Dykes and the Nip
>threadly reminder the MIAMI DOLPHINS were the best offense in the AFC according to every stat lover years back... they did precisely fuck all with it.
>>150996589The AFC is washed
>>150996582BAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE ULTIMATE KWAB PIC
>>150996383Nail polish remover
>>150996582Mother off all KWABs
>>150996576He was just sore from wearing out some twink bussy the night before. Anything else?
>gayders
>>150996606>>150996617It is why when people talk him up I'm just like... THIS GUY? kek
>>150996582/sp/ is mindbroken over seeing someone with a mother who loves them
>>150996612heh
>>150994184This anon knows ball. Also, coaches are nore often on the hot seat and think they need to win immediately to keep their jobs, so they use the most athletic person possible to try and win now
>>150996624Why couldn't they have gone to LA instead of the chorgers?
>>150996628kek this cope againyeah "loves him" that is why caleb is like he is.Gotta love black "mothers" and their "care" for their boys.
>>150996624Holy shit that's genius>Vegas is failing because no tourism>try to prop it up with sports>make the Vegas team shit so people come to Vegas and watch their team win and then go gambleThank you based geno for saving the economy with your picks
>>150994184>there are simply fewer opportunities for the cerebral white qbGood
>>150996589McDaniel is an absolute retard for not keeping a decent back up last year especially with how injury prone Pooa is. Him almost dying on the field last year ruined the culture of the locker room. Also losing Fangio was bad for them.
I just made a sandwich out of the leftover steak I had. I put it on a toasted roll with some reheated roasted potatoes, gravy, and some sweet/hot pickles
afc is 36-57 against the nfc this year and last
>>150996589DUDE THEY SCORED 70 POINTS! NO ONE IS STOPPING THEM THIS SEASON!
>>150996398All he's doing is taking away valuable reps from guys who need them
>>150996648No actually it is fucked up on Grier and McDaniel's part they purposefully fucked over Skylar and haven't worked on any backups because they are "all in" on tua. Same reason they didn't make him play his 5th year out. Same reason he didn't have to play for incentives and instead got big money. It is absurd. A guy that never should've been drafted being stuck to a HC is one thing, but the outright refusal to even try and help the backup QBs you DO get is offensive to everyone involved. The Oline is too dangerous to the QB to not prep these guys since you KNOW tua is going to heem himself.Ewers is in a way worse spot and Wilson is a massive waste of money but at least I don't have to worry about a stiff breeze killing him I guess.Phins have 3 qbs on the roster and 0 qbs at the same time.>>150996656I unironically knew it was over when he didn't go for the record. I was in these threads fucking PISSED kekI remember bitching about how it is proof the team is soft..... and they are still soft, even softer now even.
>>150996654the AFC is not a serious conference
>>150996638That's why he's a millionaire franchise QB? You're right, a mother's love goes a long way.
>>150996627A leader of men right there.
>>150996671kek
the fuck is he sniffing?
>>150996627GODleb could guzzle 100 gallons of tranny cum in front of me and he'd still be my QB. You got a fucking problem with that?
>>150996685crack pouches
>>150996685How black are you? Smelling salts.
>>150996685Tylenol
>>150996685ammonia, basically.
>>150996666zach wilson will be starting somewhere next year. the new trend is white boy rebirth so they can stealthily phase out of the groid qbs because the viewing population isnt testing well with anthony richardson who looks like he wants to stab you and can only hit a wide open receiver 30% of the time
>>150996656>NOOOOO ITS TOO COLD HELP ME COACH
>>150996685Jenkem
>>150996694Based faggot enjoyer. >>150996702He's.... fine but he's not someone you build a team around. He would be 100% adequate to use while the phins worked on their line he just is a waste of money in the current situation they are in. Tua costs too fucking much.
>>150996624>Davis the nanosecond after the Raiders movedI hate this team, my own team, more and more with every passing day.
>>150996716those are women
>>150996685wasnt the nfl going to ban these?
>>150994184The game has evolved. Defenders are faster and more agile than ever and it's advantageous for OCs to have a QB who can threaten every blade of grass. Statue QBs aren't really a thing anymore in younger guys, you have to have at least some mobility. Jared Goff, and Joe Flacco are the only real statue QBs in the NFL rn unless I'm missing someone else.
>>150996715callaté, puta
>>150996725I think they just standardized them
For me? Its the 7-11 Team Gulp.
>>150996653That sounds pretty gud anon.
>>150996725They also banned knee injections and shit... and yet
>>150996728Rodgers is slow as fuck now too.
>>150996685this bussy
based caleb
>>150996728the obvious counter to that meta is what the eagles did. just make a big beefy team and smash them against these agile "ATH" players and watch them all crumble. these gay manufactured pressure defenses dont work either when you have an rb whos thick and actually blocks too unlike ashton jeanty
>>150996748oh no he's retarded.
>>150996750I wish my team was built like the Eagles. Unironically jealous of their entire organization.
>>150996666While i agree with you Skylar was not and never could be the guy. Im not saying Zach Wilson was the answer to the problems you guys had last year but he is sure as shit a better option than starting Skylar, abandoning him after one start and then signing Pro Bowl Quarterback Snoop Huntley off a practice squad mid season and expecting him to get up to speed to start in a complex offense after 5 days.
My ban is finally over. Feels good to be back bros;)
>>150996748>real teams talk about game plans, opponents, strategies>gayleb talks about dogs and weiners.
>burrs
>>150996766Can't make this shit up
>>150996766you are glizzy-less
>>150996281But the smart bet was the game to go under because both of these offenses suck and their defense is decent. Any half decent sports bettor could tell you the Seahawks were gonna annihilate the Cardinals for the Nth time in 10 years and the game would go under cause there'd be endless punts and interceptions from Kyler Slurry and DoltnoldEveryone bitches about Vegas rigging games but when the outcome is obvious whos really to blame?
I just CANNOT stop thinking about big, powerful Lamar Jackson.
>>150996750Offense Vs Defense in the NFL is literally a cycle of STR vs DEX. Fast defense? Smash them with the run. Big bruiser defense? Burn them with throwing to speed.
>>150996398ben johnson cookin up one of these
>>150996771>online fan conduct awareness classthe west has fallen
>>150996760>While i agree with you Skylar was not and never could be the guy.Not on the phins no but he's going to win a superb owl some day now that he's free of them. it Is how it works.what I'm saying is regardless of WHO YOUR BACKUP IS YOU HAVE TO PREPARE THEM AT LEAST SOMEWHATsince tua WILL FUCKING DIE.Huntley was ass also fuck "snoop"I miss Ryan Fitzmagic.
>>150996786I just CANNOT stop thinking about Carlie Irsay's arms
>>150996771i've said it before and i'll say it again, season tickets are the biggest scam there is>that will be 250,000 USD plus tip for your personal seat license sarrr
>>150996789Goff is so slow kek
>>150996796you brown guys just really like men eh?
I really want to fuck Gayle Benson
You can make the argument that Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones are statistically currently top 5 QBs in the league.
>>150996771now outside the arena? That won't be family friendly at all when you get stabbed and shot. Inside the arena? Better be pg disney.
>>150996784Yeah if you bet the over expecting this to be a shootout youre a retard.
>>150996578Yeah im really jealous of the No. 1 draft pick thats gone 6-14 and routinely gets dominated by every other team in the division
Imagine actually serving your ban.
Bakey getting an extension in the offseason
>>150996817GODleb's ascension is going to begin soon enough
>>150996818Static IP is a bitch
>How about jannies try being a poster huh? Sitting there criticizing, you don't know what it is like to get a 3day
>>150996795Never watched him in college so i can only speak for those dog shit games i saw from him last year but yeah main point is still Mcdaniel didnt prepare a back up and hes a dog shit coach for it.Love Fitz still think about that throw he made for you guys vs the Gayders where his head was facemasked sideways.
>>150996814I had to listen to some sports radio moron talk about how this was a great buy low spot on Marvin Harrison and Murray player props and the Cardinals to cover and just lol
>>150996832DM'd you the fix
>>150996771I'm gonna say the Z word
>>150996373Reminder that this guy follows "END WOKENESS" "RAWALERTS", and OSINTdefender on twitter. The gayest nigga in the NFL is secretly a chud
Darny Dimes
>>150996838Agreed but I'm just pointing out it was worse than mcdaniel not addressing it, he was fucked over by grier. Tua is going to end up going through 3 HCs at this rate and somehow grier will keep his fucking job.
>>150996805I'm not brown, and she is a WOMAN with a VAGINA
>>150996848Vikucks are already regretting letting him go
>>150996797Its literally the team trying to get the fans to sell tickets for them
>>150996853ok you're trolling no way you think any of those beasts are women come on now don't be cruel to women like this
fucking cowards
>>150996856they really should, theyre already back to McCarthy being injured and they had a team that won 14 games with Darnold, the Vikings needed to realize they have a team built to win now and they need a signal caller they couldve had Aaron Rodgers or maybe some other veteran QB if Darnold was really asking for too much money on the heels of that 14 win season. instead the Vikings will languish behind Mccarthy and the backups that come in every few weeks because hes endlessly injured.
>>150996864Trash Allen has really stepped up his game. He was already elite but now he only turns it on when he needs to. Still probably gonna job to the Chiefs in January though.
>>150996852Isnt he blackmailing ownership over the Brady tampering?
>>150996853Tats are cringe
>>150996853You'd think billionaires could afford decent horseshoe tattoos
>>150996871Darnold signed a 3 year $100 Million deal with the Seahawks. That's cheap as fuck in 2025.
>>150996872if the Chiefs dont win this week expect them to miss the playoffs entirelyKansas City doesnt look like a good football team so far this year and by the time their receivers return itll be too late to dig out of the hole they find themselves in
>>150996728>faster and more agileyeah now the retards need to figure out the best way to beat this is to confront vertically and decisively(run and pass) not dink and dunk and and run slow developing east west plays. the field's starting to get too narrow for modern nfl defenses
>>150996871The more McCarthy gets hurt, the more delayed his development is. This is so fucking hilarious how they're going to completely waste this roster.
>>150996871JJ Mccarthy should have been Trey Lance'd
>>150996881the Vikings just have too big an ego to even admit Mccarthy might be a developmental talent and not an instant top tier quarterback that brings the Vikings to the promised land. Forget being a bust the Kangz wont even admit that hey maybe we should have this guy learn more before he comes in to run this whole thing
>>150996873kek that shit is such nonsense. Grier has been with the phins for more than a decade and GM for a decade. He's personal friends with Ross, he's not blackmailing anyone. The idea is he would be the one who would know where the bodies are buried but he's such a fucking retard I don't think he's even capable of screwing over Ross like that.Ross also isn't an idiot its why he's tried to entrust the football shit to better football minds he's just way too trustworthy of his friends. Flores went soft on the phins with the bullshit they pulled so they don't really have to worry about any of that. They really could've been fucked if Flores was done with the NFL.
>>150996892Hes already been injured the entire last season and now this one starts and not even a month in hes back on the injured list for who knows how long
Is Zac Taylor a good coach though?
>>150996892>Great WR duo>Great RB duo>fantastic defense>let your 14 win discount 30 million a year QB go for some injury prone faggot
The Vikings will run JJ into the ground trying to compete with two better division rivals that are actually ready to compete so the Kangz will just waste their QB entirely. Hes already been injured and he only had to play the god awful Bears, imagine how destroyed hes gonna get when Micah Parsons or Aidan Hutchinson are sacking him
>>150996912the Vikings have a team that could make a run at an NFC Championship Game if they had a competent QB instead they'll waste all of the talent on the team by trying to run it under an unproven rookie while the other two contenders in their division run a seasoned signal caller and even Green Bay has great backup QB play for when Love has been injured like last years start to the season
What are the odds that Wentz UnKWABs himself this season?
>>150996884Nah, the AFC is so ass that I could see the Chiefs still getting a 6 or 7th seed WC slot even with their dogshit start.
>>150996956The Chiefs are winning the AFC West
Guys I found him, the new head coach for the phins.
>>150996956if the Chiefs lose to the Ravens theyll be 1-3 and Chiefs are the underdogs in that matchupThen two weeks after that they have to play the Detroit Lions and theyll probably lose that one so theyd be like 2-4 by week 6 thats not really playoff bound
>>150996961The NFL really wanted the Chargers to win that shit, I cant think of any other reason to have 3 division games scheduled in the first 3 weeks. There were a lot of division games weeks 1 and 2 this year but only the Chargers went 3 in a row
>>150996894>the Kangz wont even admit that hey maybe we should have this guy learn more before he comes in to run this whole thingHe sat his entire rookie season (not by choice but still), how much more time does he need?
>>150996952Pretty good the Kangz and Niners are rehab centers for QBs
>>150996981well i dont know that any amount of time can save you from being injury prone. JJs hard to even get a pulse on cause hes played like 2 games total. He may be great he may be just decent but when youre in the running to compete for a superbowl a rookie is not really where you want to be at, they shouldve kept Darnold or went with a different free agent
>>150996952he'll play well enough to scam some retarded team out of a long term contract (like darnold did with the seahawks) despite the fact that he isn't actually good
>>150996993They should bring Kirk home
>>150996969Normally you'd be right, but who else is in contention? The entire East besides the Bills are a complete joke, the Bengals season is already over, the Browns are the Browns, Steelers will probably go 10-7 or 9-8 as per usual and take up a WC slot, the South besides the Colts are mega ass, and the Raiders are the Raiders. Besides the Steelers I can really only see the Jags and the Broncos making the playoffs, neither of which are powerhouse teams.
What team is snood a fan of?
>>150996987Wonder what team will be scammed into taking Mac Jones as a starter after this season. I kinda hope he remains our backup though, he's a solid backup and he has my respect for playing through the Cardinals game with a bum leg and leading a game winning drive.
>Reichencoach Jones, is it time for the Hail Mary?
>>150997023Would be hilarious if he ended up playing for the Raiders.
>>150996373>>150996843Caleb is 100% a sociopath, dude's public image is perfectly crafted. Even the nails thing gives people a thing to hate on/defend.
>>150996784it doesnt matter what the smart bet was it matters what the league wants. there was a reason for the outcome
FUCK
MY
DRAFT
Russell Wilson is a bus rider.Jalen hurts is a bus driver.
Caleb Williams is a bussy diver.
>all these bus driverskek lmao my qb driving nascar
>>150997064>Russell Wilson is a bus rider>the bus
>>150997045>Caleb is 100% a sociopathYes and that's why he will be good. He has a similar "socially guarded but hyper competitive" personality that Brady and Mahomes have. The type of psycho who keeps receipts of what people say and crosses them off the revenge list as he goes.
>>150997124revenge how? Aggressive tickling?
>>150997105>wrecks in a fireball in big games
gonna consolewar on pw now
>>150997140based, tony books for the sickos who hold people in their basementgo jags
>>150996856Vicucks panicked and let him go because of 2 bad games while teams are still pretending like Geno Smith is a starting QB
>>150997124I don't know what kind of tough guy fantasies you act out in your head but simply being mad at someone won't inherently give you the ability to do something about it. Caleb isn't going to pull out a katana and slay the people standing in his way. He's probably going to cry like a bitch at some point and then coast through the rest of his time with the Bears.
1-16. Atleast Thomas Booker looks great. Finally won a trade.
>>150997150Your qb is black
Will we ever see a QB start an entire season and throw 0 interceptions?
>>150996554It’s misogynistic and I don’t care: women, you look like idiots when you stand around with sour faces in every photo to show you’re “in charge”. Like, you have a child’s idea of what being a boss at a company is. Just smile. Everyone likes to see a smile, even from the crankiest, ball busting fucker. You’re not in a teen Disney movie.
>>150997156Ryback
did they cut open his brain after he died to see if he had the thing that fucks you up if you get bonked too many times?
>>150997165Damn you're right
>>150997166feed him more
>>150997165they are men
>>150997148he quite obviously has the "ability" people have mainly questioned his mentality, which I did too and didn't want my Bears to draft him. but everything he's shown so far suggests he's durable, resilient, disciplined and coachable. now he has a good coach so we'll see what his true ceiling is, but he doesn't have to do much to be the GOAT Bear QB.
>>150997222If he throws for 4000 yards in a season they'll retire his jersey number.
>>150997150yea i was thinking about who the 1st pick is and its the raiders. 2nd is jest. 3rd tardinals. 4th titans, 5th bengals
Cards can't control the clock or kickoff without shooting themselves in the foot. Good job berds
>>150997362Fucking hell its like self sabotage - the team. Funnily enough my home town footy club is 100% like that as well. Guess I crave the toxic relationships
>>150997360You're forgetting the Dolphins
>>150997382The dolphins will somehow go 8-9 don't fucking question it kekWhatever it takes to keep grier and mcdaniel from getting fired AND making sure the phins can't draft anyone worth a fuck for the broken oline.
>>150997156If Rodgers couldn't do it nobody can
>>150997156>>150997409Lamar can do it
>>150997413Lol and he will miss games when he gets hurt running.
BRONCOS COUNTRY
>>150997440I bet Shawn Paintin' wishes he had Russ right about now
>>150997448Russ couldn’t even understand Paytons playbook
>>150997486Sounds like a coaching issue
Jarbear
Why does Bo Nix look so old?
>>150997597stress
>>150997502Bo nix got itDrew brees got itTaysom hill got itRuss didnt get itDo the math
kek, tardinals
>>150997679Eternal struggle is eternal growth.
>>150997597Ypipo age like milk
>>150997679What were they thinking with that jersey?
>>150997690Not me. Colleagues estimated my age 5 years younger. Faggy skin care routine pays off
>>150997715Tortillas.
>>150997715Blood splatter after the tardinals inspire you to suicide
>>150997715that they should have released them during the war on terror
Its crazy how easy it feels to drive into fg range in late gameYou can be up 2 with 20 seconds left you already know youre fucked
>>150997975Zona's bum ass kicker let Seattle start at their 40 yard line.
Stop putting two crap teams in prime vegas
Add him to the list
>>150998099Still a bus rider.
>>150996993>He may be great he may be just decentHe doesn't look great or decent he looks bad.
>>150998099Sure a lot of them can throw. Lamar can spin a great ball. The problem is decision making. Hurts is a solved problem. Just play coverage and don't let him scramble.
>>150998207Why didn't they do that up 26-7
>>150998207>Hurts is a solved problem. Just play coverage and don't let him scramble.uh oh *pushes your tush*
Teams have been blitzing the Eagles at a very high rate over the past two years
reminder: we're still america's team
pretty fucking expensive to watch two washed QBs
>>150998345That's the price for airplane tickets dipshit
Reminder
>>150998336didnt the cheffies start to beat them in ratings last year?
>>150996443"Put the fries down"
Ban all twitter posts
>>150998564>you too can cheat
>>150998656are the NFL writers in the room with us right now?
>>150996856Football fans and management seem to be the most irrational people on the planet. If you don't win the owl, these people will call for heads to roll and blow the entire team up. I hope the kangz are <.500 this season.
>>150998744That's ridiculous why would I be in these threads?
>>150998744I havent heard anybody hype up the midge in 4 years. People are critical of Jalen because theres probably 15 QBs who could have won with that team last year.
>>150998146bussy rider*
>>150998768I think for the vicuckz its more a case of "we drafted a first round QB we have to use them" instead of sticking with the hot hand which the Niners have proven is an absolutely retarded mentality.
>>150998345Cope
>>150998783Way less. Most QBs are horribly unclutch and shrink when it matters most
>>150998900At what point in that Super Bowl was being clutch necessary for the iggles? Shit was over by halftime. Mahomie was out there statpadding against backups playing prevent defense ffs.
>>150998951The Eagles played 20 games before the super bowl
>>150998812dem boyz are more popular at their worst than your team is at their best
>>150998967Random regular season games are "when it matters most?" Hmm, interesting.
Morning, SpeedLETS GO BANGLESLETS GO JB6
>>150998989>Games that decide playoff seeding don't have moments that matter mostYou'd make one of God's finest Marines
>>150999031>have a top 5 offense and defense>Don't even secure the 1 seedWow what a fucking bum lol
>>150999067What color tastes best, private?
>>150999085Blue
really makes you think
Fire PetzingTrade Murray
>>150999121what team would be dumb enough to trade for murray?
>>150999111Colts are low key hella good, might be one of the best this year as of now.
>>150999141they've only played trash teams though
>>150999136Saints.
The Bills are about to rape my Saints, I hope the Giants beat them too. That would probably solidify at least a top 5 pick.
>>150999121Murray isnt even that bad bruv. The o-line sucks ass
>>150999136Saints
after careful consideration i am ready to admit that kyler murray isn't as shit as people paint him to be but he belongs to the "decent" tier of qbs :)
>>150999136saints
>>150993191Someone forgot Carson Wentz is there. Checkmate, bigot
Friendly reminder that the Rams are winless against teams with a win
>>150999183>implying it won't be my gnatsWhoa! Don't slip up or get got!We comin' for that number one spot!
>>150999290He needs to use his legs. I hate these athletic qbs that think they're above running for a first down. Cardinals need to throw in about 10 read option plays a game to help this retard open up the field
The Arizona Cardinals
>>150999386Never heard of them
say it with me:SORRY SAM
>>150999179>>150999249>>150999253>>150999261>>150999338you're not funny, samefag
>>150999405Wentz or Darnold, who will KWAB first?
>>150999405Legs like tree trunks. Anchored. Rooted. In his hole
>>150999416Do you mean get injured or raped? Carson will get injured in the next game
>>150999386What a great team
>>150999430You could have picked any team lol
>>150999414Also me btw haha!
>>150999436I respect it. Too many foreigners just jump on the current bandwagon.
Did you know that Caesar’s Sportsbook is the only sportsbook with Caesar’s Rewards? I figured this out while enjoying all the action in last week’s football games. It really made every play, every snap mattter so much more to me. So I suggest the next time you watch American Football that you too sign up for a thrilling gambling experience.
>>150998967And Saquon and the defense carried Jalen through all of those is what im saying
>>150999478Death to all gamblers
>>150999478Sounds good. Should I consider using FanDuel or Draftkings?
>>150999405They've only played one good team and they lost that game
>>150999499Use any service that will bankrupt you and leave you fully dependent on the government teat while you stare at the screen playing your favorite national negrotainment league.
>>150999371The Giants have a good defense, so they should beat the Saints who are mediocre to bad on both sides of the ball
It's a matter of public record that a significant amount of Barkley's big plays were checked into at the line
>>150999547>good defense >cowsois nearly hung 40 on their ass>commanders blew them out>queefs blew them out
>>150999581Those three are good teams
>>150999547Bro what year do you think it is?
>>150999589lol ok
Im starting to think the chiefs will score 30+ this sunday
>>150999611>superb owl contender beats other superb owl contender in the regular season>this means the losing team is badlol ok
>>150999613Too bad. Lamar is gonna drop 50 on you losers.
>>150999649Heh, thanks for the giggle. You alright anon, you alright.
>>150987654Why didn't the Giants just LET THE MAN COOK!?
cook this bussy
>>150999695
>>150999637You fucking piece of shit, don't you even fucking joke about this.
>>150993397Is he pregnant? Ps some pregnant woman is in a coma bc she took too much tylenol in order to prove trump etc wrong. She may die soon but that will show that fascist felon
>>150999436And?
>>150999668He's due for an offensive spergout like when he dropped 5 tds on the dolphins
Tom Brady is a cheater and a cuck.
>>150999788>>150999788
>>150999149I think that's just cause there are more trash teams than usual, also I wouldn't say the Broncos are trash. Just kind of middle of the pack.
>>150999366I guess almost destroying the eagles doesn't count>>150999405Who cares? Watching him last night was not impressive. He stares down one read then runs in panic
>>150999702Why would you type that? What is the point of saying this? It's not even a joke it's just braindead zoomer spazzing out
