racing continues edition>Current and upcoming races21.09 - 28.09 World Championships WC28.09 Paris-Chauny 1.128.09 - 05.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro30.09 - 05.10 CRO Race 2.101.10 - 5.10 European Continental Championships CC03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro04.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro04.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE05.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.105.10 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.107.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.111.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1 12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT114.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.115.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro 19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>150923974
Euro waiting room
>DNF FERGUSON Cat
>>150987706too much climbing for her
season over soon :(
>>150987689
There amount of active Berts fell drastically this year, yet somehow the schizos are here every day being fucking annoying.
>>150985366These amateur/junior women have the body of little boys. It's almost like gymnastics.At least 78% of the Berts here has bigger boobs than all of them combined
>>150987747I am still here, but I stick to lurking.Schizo shit is tiresome, that's why.
>>150987897it hasn't even been bad while you've been here (if youre the tour tourist germbert)
>>150987747We still have a bunch of retards on the other chan from after the blackout. They're worse than women, not knowing when to finally stop crying and come back home
>>150987915>They're worse than womenWomen are on average pretty nice and soft. Not hard for a couple of berts to be worse than that.
Although Tadej Pogacar disappointingly finished outside the podium in the World Championship individual time trial, there is no indication that his form is going downhill, if one is to believe the Slovenian's own statement at Thursday's press conference ahead of the World Championship road race on Sunday.- The atmosphere is already fantastic with the people on the road. It's already full of people when we do the laps, so it's like during a race. It's super good for training. There aren't many opportunities to ride on the road, but where there are roads, they are super good. On Tuesday or Wednesday I had one of the two best training sessions I've had this year, so I enjoyed it of course.- I haven't had any problems this week. I've gotten used to the area, the altitude, the weather and everything else, and at the same time my good times feel every day, Pogacar tells the press present.
>>150987980>but where there are roads,cool it with the racism
I'm so ready for Remco WC
>>150987980>Pogacar: Desire for us to keep the Rainbow Jersey is infinite.https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/svetovno-prvenstvo-v-kolesarstvu/pogacar-zelja-da-zadrzimo-mavricno-majico-je-neskoncna/758774
waar Jonas eh
>>150987910
>>150988136> AyusoYeah.... not gonna happen
Indlei each way
>>150987747because most of us got tired of schizos shitting up this placeworse than that are the pol retards that flooded these threadsafter a while you just get the sense that it's just cringe to post here along those characters
Uttrup will rampage next season.
>>150988001>>150988125
>>150988188who?
>>150988188>which has resulted in both diarrhea and vomiting we know what a stomach infection does
>>150988221kek I was thinking TMI
>>150988221but Bert, the parasites. Thats where the big gains are.>>150988211Cecilie Uttrup Ludwig
>>150988221>>150988226Last week I had a colleague send out a group mail describing the change of consistency of his diarrhea during his current illness. No idea why he did that.
>>150988234Cecillie "I literally cry when the kettle starts beeping" Ludwig
>>150988258Another reason to be a NEET.Don't have to deal with colleagues their LITERAL shit
wait wait wait wait
>>150987689Keely has a nice ass for a skelly rooner
>>150988327MWW
>>150988327
>>150988268I am going to a colleagues birthday party on Saturday and a cookout at a colleagues house on Sunday. I like my colleagues they are nice
Time trial through Mols Bjerge when? That was my favorite place to walk around with my Farfar all day when I was a bairn
>>150988450Could do a gravel race there
>>150987910Nah that would be me. I stuck around to see Fishboy win the Vuelta and I'm surprised myself that I'm still checking in on the world champ races. The t&f hotties have turned me into a /sp/ regular.
>>150988396this is so uplifting, you could start a WW with it!
>>150988437Sounds like hell. I'll go walk my dog in the forrest with my wife and visit my parents instead
>>150988468You might slip away during winter, but when the leafs starts budding and you feel that omloop fever coming up, you'll be back. We all will.
>>150988506I mean I even checked in on the Vuelta while traveling for work, and maybe t&f refugees will make some of the winter sports threads interesting enough to stick around. After Tokyo the occasional Topic or Keely has showed up in other threads, so I don't think I'm the only refugee
>>150987747>every dayLmao at how the altchan circlejerk creates a false narrative to justify not posting here. If you don't like certain posts just ignore it, as the rest of us do. It's pathetic.>>150987915It's filtered that pathetic circle jerk and returned to a more normal, 4chan culture instead of reddit echo chamber. It's genuinely been good. Rusbert/Ruschad is probably the best example of a 4chan poster. Doesn't seem to care too much what's posted, engages in what he wants, doesn't bitch about it. Without 'schizos' 4chan boards with ID's and flags becomes reddit which should be avoided at all cost. It was a cleansing of proto redditors. A purge.Also Visit Wales.
>>150988570what happen to t&f? (thats track and field right?)
>>150988103As retarded as he is his career has been insane. Double oly gold, multiple WC's. Liege, tour stages, a GT. It's so impressive and yet totally overshadowed because of his seething arrogant manlet rage. Maybe it'll be reflected on differently end of his career. He's a /schizo/ for sure and the sport absolutely needs riders like him.
>>150988580Yes. Nothing happened, season ended with Tokyo. Not sure if that's how it always goes, but they went from giga active during the world championships to unceremoniously bidding each other farewell and disappearing, declaring the season over. Pretty neat, in a way, but also sad as I miss all the amazing trackfus.
>>150988337>small tits>toned muscles>tight well shaped arse>extremely high performance organs and muscle fibres>blonde>blue eyes>angloShe is literally 10/10 perfect, it does not get any better than her. She is a genetic diamond.
>>150988506Just gotta make it throughHalloweenJ dag (you're not going)Mortens AftenBlack fridayGod i hope my packages arrives in timePyrusChristmas VacationDie HardJingle all the wayChristmas CarolHome AloneHome Alone 2: Lost in New YorkJul i angoraLast ChristmasDet jul det coolRis ala mande More ris ala mande with your grand aunt asking about your (lacking) love lifeLord of the rings marathon Round of covidAnother lonely new years eve90 års fødelsdagenVær velkommenChampagneConemplating where it all went wrongTrading in presents Resolutioners at the gym2 mm of snow shutting down all our highwaysAnd THEN it's time we're so fucking back
>>150988674Jesus fucking Christ >Another lonely new years eve>Conemplating where it all went wrong>Resolutioners at the gym>2 mm of snow shutting down all our highwaysI am deathly afraid of the truth hidden in your post.
>>150988674Have you been spying on me?!
>>150988462That's Trehøje, I go there everytime I'm back in Djursland
I SURVIVED THE LAYOFFSI'M STILL EMPLOYEDCHRISTMAS IS SAVED
>>150988807time for a pool
>>150988807to be employed in trumps america
>>150988574we have the superior roster. Belgian Championships-esque
/les heures des schizoburgers/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvW8Z7kiws
>>150988913In November '24 my team had 800 people, in January it was cut to 150, by September we were 45, now we're 160 companies are hiring in the humanitarian sphere right now, this whole town is a shit show/Burger hours/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDpNwem0Vo
>>150996697Whatever, sorry for sharing. Why should you careWent to go see the new PTA movie tonight and it was excellent, perhaps the best movie since I saw Uncut Gems in 2019/bh/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZwjdGSqO0k
World Championships MJ - Road Race (WC)Kigali - Kigali119.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/uci-world-championships-mj/2025/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/uci-world-championships-mj/2025/result/livehttps://www.tissottiming.com/2025/crdwch/event-9/phase-1/startlistStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / Sporza07:55 CET
World Championships MU - Road Race (WC)Kigali - Kigali164.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championships-u23/2025/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championships-u23/2025/result/livehttps://www.tissottiming.com/2025/crdwch/event-10/phase-1/startlistStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / Sporza11:50 CET
>>150997253great, 4chin thinks I'm romanian again
we start very early today. there's already a chute
>>150997275quite a name
>>150997275>that wheelbut how? did the front wheel just come off like that? also kek at the African riders not only with rim break bikes, but old style non-hidden shifter cables next to the European juniors on their high-tech aero machines.
>>150997285maybe someone didn't tight quick release properly
>H. Fuggerebin :DDD
stop chuting, lads
those guest nation riders keep chuting
first DNFs just 10 km in the race
benin exodus happening
with that extreme levers angle, I think it would make sense to just accept it's just MTB and put straight bar on it.
don't buy bianchi
Yesterday was the first ever dedicated U23 women's world championship race, up until that point they would compete uk the women elite race and whichever u23 rider finished first won the jersey
>>150997399>Shimano car isn't equipped with rim brake wheels anymorebad luck
>>150997403wouldn't help him anyway. derailleur hanger snapped
>>150997407just slap on a new chain and ride this very difficult course on a fixed gear real hardman mode
comical size difference
>>150997412the difference a Schnitzel based nutrition does have
>>150997411years ago I actually snapped hanger on me bike like 50km from the city and had to do emergency single-speed conversion to get home kek. it was a hilly course which didn't help.
>>150997412
very bulgarian name
they've no even done 40km ffsshould have B championships or something
rider from the Coomers island doesn't look too happy being out of the race already
well fug, it's over for fugger
van der Merwe is a big guy
Nicholas Van der Merwe from Bulgaria
anything live atm?
>>150997650Germany and Italy teaming up to fight the Belgians together
>Giant bikes and accessories made in Taiwan prevented from entering USA, based on 'forced labour' allegations>According to the statement from CBP, the agency identified numerous International Labour Organization forced labor indicators in its investigation of Giant’s manufacturing facilities in Taiwan. These include:abuse of vulnerability, abusive working and living conditions, debt bondage, withholding of wages, excessive overtime>The statement goes on to say, “Giant profited by imposing such abuse, resulting in goods produced below market value and undercutting American businesses by millions of dollars in unjustly earned profits. The International Labour Organization estimates that nearly 28 million workers are under conditions of forced labor worldwide.”>U.S. Customs and Border Protection said that it would begin detaining bicycles, bicycle parts and accessories manufactured in Taiwan by Giant effective immediately under what is known as a “withhold release order.”
Visit Wales
Or DNF
>>150997709besides or being the word for gold in French, let me guess he has a brother called And.
>>150997671Never worked out for them in the past
I had time limitations going up snowdon because I needed to get the bus and train home so 5-6hr of travel, plus the 6hr climb and ascent. So I designated other walkers ahead of me as my sherpa. I would follow them and try to close distance as if I was a fat american boomer running out of oxygen on everest. Did save significant time because of it. There was my first sherpa who looked like a sherpa. But for some reason he started strong and was only 2/3 way up when I saw him as I descended. Snowdon is surprisingly tricky at a few points considering it's a tourist route.
>>150997709Least jewish looking goldstein
36 D. Sage goes in all fields
funky bike
>>150997965just your bogstandard cannondale supersix
>>150997965me in the back
inexplicable redesign of spanish kits. a travesty
how did noval chute. dude already has a ineos contract lined up.
Hudson wins
fr fr
top 10
how old are they?
>>15099808817 - 18
old man Cav spotted
>>150998086Another anglo plunder, good lads
>>150998081no cap
>>150992115>>150996697>>150996754thank you for your nightshift service and keeping the water running o7
based brocolli zoomers fr fr no cap
>>150998192
>>150996697this song is a thing of beauty, thanks for reminding me it exists
chute
At least UCI wont have to catch potential defectors this year
that's rough 20 y/o
they had the young lads race on in the gym. looked like a good racecopa del ryder starting now so shan't be watching no more wheel running til Remcowinslol
familiar frame
What do you guys think of high end steel frames? I've been wanting pic related
>U23
>>150999041They still have testosterone contrary to us westerners
Widar is starting to get active
>>150999065Then where are their many medals at the olympics?
>>150999164what does testosterone have to do with Olympic medals? How did you even jump to that
DNF (You)
>>150998936Looks good, which is the only thing thzt matters
>>150999297no glory for (you)
Crowds a lot smaller than I'd imagined
>>150999423No Seixas no party
Proper hardman race this.Doubt it's going to be more than 20 guys finishing.
hello, is this the official laughing at Belgium thread?
>>150999603a bit early for that
>>150999603Widar got lucky that ecuador guy pulled for the last 10km
Marco Schrettl is a Tour contender in my PCM 2022 save file
Widar has to win or this u23 wc is devalued
Now that there's less nonnismo in the peloton white jersey and u23 should be lowered
>>150999618He's going to INEOS
Widar nukeFinn nuke
>>150999670
Over status?
>>150999640we played ourselves
>Widar stayed in devo team for this
Threadly reminder
>>150999763It's amazing how useful this image is
>>150999763kek
unparalleled kwab aura. Remco could never
Jan Huber zonder photo.
why is nobody drinking beers at the side of the road!??
I can sense the ultimate it2ly moment>>150999806No alchool in RwandaNo homeless in Rwanda
Who is this Huber kid? He's the only name I don't recognize
kwab
>>150999823The italian is clearly bossing around the swiss tho
>>150999866Unnatural perversion of nature, that
he said "are you stupid or what"
>>150999882"Bist du dumm oder was?
based seethers
Scotland's brave Laurence Finn
Why didn't Dmytro Grabovskyy make it as a pro?
Finn got it
>>150999651The youngest in the race is winning itAbolish u23
Huber is in pain poor lad
GRANDE LORENZO
Finn wins. grande
big superstar in the making this one
FORZA LORENZOFORZA ITALIA>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/
>>151000046yes, where are the riders of the team that pulled like crazy in the first half of the race?
>>151000046Need a qrd from a knower about where these ten will turn pro
>>151000056only 18 y/o but that hairline is already looks kinda bertish
>>151000056That is a toddler
Jarno Widar lost to Jakob Söderqvist
>>151000056Yorkshire shota
>the grande-bong hybridvery interesting
>>151000062Finn - Bora, Alvarez - Lidl, Marti - IPT, Loulergue - FDJ, Donze - Tudor, Pericas and Ramirez - UAEthe rest are not associated with pro teams yet
>>150999727Reminds me of a certain SEGEART that kwabbed TT last year
has anyone seen widar?
>>151000088My guess is Huber - Tudor, Schrettl - Ineos and Gajdulewicz - Visma
>>15100011734th +11:45
>>151000117he's no Remco that's for sure
Dropping your bowEven in a simulation thats bad
>>151000127>has to be pulled by his teammate E-man to even make it to the finish line
Is he allowed to rip off Juan Antonio Fletcher like that with his arrow celebration?
>>151000173our friend Juan won't be celebrating anything of note no more so new generation should carry on his legacy
we lostit's over
good chemistry among Italian team. Lorenzo must be a pretty nice guy
that gold really shines
>>151000117
>>151000256Alpine buddies :)
>>151000271booooo
Widar was never really a favourite for this race, especially with his injury that ruled him out of the itt and his being sick
>>151000306That's some serious cope, he said himself he had no issues and was ready
>>151000306yes he was, we suck
>>151000306Kwab
Schrödinger's favorite. Wait till after the finish to declare whether the Belgian was really the favorite or not
podium on sunday btw (if Skjelmose can stay on his bike lol)
>>151000539>Remco on a hardman stageI will be surprised if he even finishes
If someone wins world and their national championship they just wear the rainbow jersey, right?
>>151000444The problem is when you're born belgian you're always expected to be the best everywhere
>>151000748Yup.Race leader jersey > WC > EC > Nc
>>151000778[x] doubt
official cope dropped
>25m for achoosohttps://bici.pro/news/professionisti/ayuso-lidl-trek-guercilena-spiega-come-andata-trattativa/
This course is really shaping up to just be a more climber-favored version of the 2023 course. Absolutely grueling and favoring a diesel engine that can attack from fairly far, but not too far out.I think the large sections of shallow non-technical descending will be a huge advantage for Remco. I would not be surprised to see this race play out exactly like this year’s edition of Amstel.
>>15100214725 million eurodollars for a kid with a bad attitude. Danm
>>151002147>BREAKING: Trek Madone price surging in 2026!>(now with more aero holes)
>>151002147No joke, they will not regret this. This will be great for both parties
>>151002335People need to remember they're basically funding frauds unless they're buying colnago or canyon (or Van Rysel)
>>150997474It's pronounced NIGH-jeeer
>>150999863memco on sunday
>>150999177>What does testosterone have to do with Olympic medals?
>>150998017My mom wasn't a fan of it either.
>>151002147Seems a bit absurd to pay a full price for someone who doesnt want to ride for the team and the team doesnt want him
>Did Ayuso ask you any particular questions or say something that struck you?>NoWhat could go wrong?
>>151000046SCHRETTL was brutally strong today, that lad will go places (hopefully not ineos merda)
btw what happened to that seething spanish guy who crashed at 20(?) km to go
>>151003067Sabgal Anicolor so he can ride the Volta. matches his riding style.
>Skjelmose wonders about new teammate: - If he has a little difficulty helping Tadej, then I don't know if he wants to help me in any way if it comes down to it..https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2025-09-26-skjelmose-undrer-sig-over-ny-holdkammerat-jeg-ved-ikke-hvordan-det-haenger-sammen
>>151003182He should try staying on a bike to be fair he’s not much of a helping hand himself
>>151003182I'm so ready for the drama
>>151000117I've used it for decades but i never paid for it
>>151003182topest kek, you're the one that's going to be slaving skjely
>>151003182>I hope we can use each other Skjelmose said.
>>151003182Crashmose is fucking trash and I'll be the first to say it. He needs to shut the fuck up I legitmately don't know why people rate him. He had one good early season where he looked promising but he is not a top tier GC rider, and will never be. Motherfucker has crashed out of the Giro, the Tour and that canadian race. He might actually have a chance sunday due to the fact there are probably less signs he can crash into in africa.Stirring up shit from the beginning with a new team mate is always good for us dramalords, but why he is even out talking like this makes zero fucking sense. I assume he is trying to fight for his spot or whatever by spreading FUD, but man, just stay on the bike for one race instead of doing this shit. I hate A-lose-o too, but at least he crashed out in a based and burning bridge kinda way (also the enemy of my enemy, UAE, is my friend)
Schoofs scored a yellow card for something
>>151003429kek, belgians BTFO
Imagining Juan Ayuso being forced to slave for Mattias Skjelmose and getting so mad I start punching holes in the walls
>>151003182>
ootl who is favourite to win wc?
>>151004170Healy
teams needs to fuck off with this dual captain bullshit, we tried it, it didnt work
>>151004186thank ootl
>>151004385looks perfect
>>151004385Corr what a squad
>>151004385all but one dnf
HUGE moral victory for recycling dumb jokes
>>151004385Imagine if an elite group forms and it's just full of UAE chuds and Ayuso. They would probably work together just to fuck him over.
anyone have a helmet recomendation that can easily be fitted with an LED (or is sold with an integrated one)?
>>151004662Abus Hyp-E Urban feels like something Germans would like. Very practical.
>>151004657>mfw Ayuso drops grupo Pogi-Sivakov-Vine-Soler-Morgado-Christen-Del Toro and wins the race
>skjelly goes thermonuclear after the ayuso news and becomes the world champion
>>151005094seems like the kinds of guy who miscount the laps and celebrate with one to go
World Championships MJ - Road Race (WC)Kigali - Kigali74kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championships-junior-women/2025/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championships-junior-women/2025/result/livehttps://www.tissottiming.com/2025/crdwch/event-11/phase-1/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / Sporza08:10 CET
World Championships WE - Road Race (WC)Kigali - Kigali164.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-we/2025/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-we/2025/result/livehttps://www.tissottiming.com/2025/crdwch/event-12/phase-1/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / Sporza11:45 CET
Why doesn't Axelgaard watch women's cycling?
another day of suffering (women edition)
>>151012783mj? Pretty sure it's women juniors and women "elite" today.
>>151013522He's into twinks
>>151013522>autistic Danish math PhDDude is immune to social pressure
Tom Pidcock podiumed the vuelta
back from me ride. looks like spanish hobbit girl won
>>151014990
>>151014990Still taller than Remco
>>151014990>girl*See the names of other runners in the races she participated in 2023 season. PCS does not have that, but firstcycling does.
Reusserian at this scale
Lets hope the others can keep up with Marlon today
>>151015022Actually she's 10cm smaller than Widar, but still 6cm taller than Realini.
>>151014990hottest spanish women
Tereza Neumanova will retire this year to become @Bertão's wife, congratulations!
>that smog
Whoa thats a big girl
>>151015059That's odd because she was already racing in girls category in 2022 (and losing to Cat):https://web.archive.org/web/20221006010814/https://eyof2022-storage.b-cdn.net/cycling/CY-G-20220728-RES.pdfhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220730115421/https://eyof2022-storage.b-cdn.net/cycling/CY-G-20220726-RES.pdf
>>151015575
Urska spotted
>>151015746not so beefy pooper
15km done and Africans already dropped and DNFs
>>151013522You can get fired for ranking women on a scale
She is listed at 183cm but looks huge on the bike
>>151016200>She is listed at 183cm but looks huge on the bikeIs it her? There is an even BIGGER edit of this floating around somewhere
>>151015815JLT junior team who were hot shit back in the 2010's was basically disbanded because riders said on twitter women cycling is boring. I remember a college sports team was also disbanded for rating girls on their college team too. Absolute madness. Women and soỳs have no idea what men are like behind closed doors. Very natural to speak crude and shocking in masculine environments.
>>151016200Imagine her ancestors being brought over on the boats. Must have picked a race of towering bucks from the local slave traders in africa. I bet she'd be good at plowing the fields though her cotton picking skills may have been lackluster unless she's got a very strong lower back. Maybe a good orange picker though.
>>151016309No she rides in the red with white sleeves TTO (team trinidad and tobego)
>>151016309>>151016421it is her from time when she rode for Jayco
>>151015019Boys really makes the best girls
Crocs in the water? Not going to that park
>In Rwanda, 7 people killed by crocodiles amid dry spellIts from 2017 but still Utopia ruined not going anymore
do they ever go out of the city? Where are the scenic shots of the jungle in the mountains? Bullshit
>>151016521See >>151016516.That's why.
>>151016587pogacar mauled by a lion that would be a sighting
It's time again for cyc to start working yourself into a hype. Fantasizing/deluding that this somehow will be competitive and excitingMeanwhile in reality it will be another >Pogiwinslol
>>151016819>still seethingbased danes
>>151016908seething over what?I stopped watching before Jonas won his first tour
>"People don't know that I had a contract extension proposal until 2030, starting in January 2025," Ayuso told MARCA in Kigali. "The funny thing is that at the beginning of the year, there was a possibility of reaching an agreement, but without going into details, Mauro's [Gianetti] 'intolerant' attitude prevented it once again.">Ayuso described the deteriorating relationship with the team management that led to his departure, rather than a single flashpoint.>"These decisions don't happen overnight. I think it was a feeling that was felt race after race," he explained. "The important thing for me was that internally, there wasn't good coordination. Although I understand how difficult it is in a team where you have so many commitments to so many good riders.>“It went wrong when Gianetti realised there was no way, no matter how much he wanted, to keep me. From then on, his attitude changed.” >The Spanish rider also addressed the unexpected announcement of his departure from the team during the first rest day of the Vuelta a España, a race where he claimed two stage wins.>"We had both agreed to announce it after La Vuelta; in fact, they asked us to. That Monday, I didn't know anything. At 6:30pm, my agent, [Giovanni] Lombardi, called me: he was coming to the hotel because Mauro had called him, and the statement was due to be released on time.">“The atmosphere with my teammates was very good. The problem was always more with the team management,” said Ayuso. “There was controversy and they wanted to use it as a weapon to damage my image, to make it seem like they were the ones who didn't want me on the team and to make themselves look good.”
tv coverage still hasn't started. In the meantime:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_XLsUm6UyY
>>151017455Belgian channels are live, but nothing to see to be honest
Finally happenings.
BK Vas on a move
When you want food and all you get is a bottle yea thats worthy of a replay
Just stumbled randomly on the race on TV and first thing I see are breton flags.
>>151017821they're always there
>Riders that abandoned the race Kuskova Yanina (Uzbekistan)amerischizo in shambles
>>151018348>she was in the racehe already won 2bh
>>151017821>>151017858On est partout.(Also, freshly baked crêpes and galette-saucisses are amazing post-ride.)
>>151016521That's where they put the homeless
>>151019060I speak fluent Forézien
Not a fan of the new German national jersey desu
afternoon gents
Good racing this
>semen slurping
Waar Yanina?>DNF>tfw she still made some memories with her new frens
Riejanne Markus got this one in the bag
Yea im thinking time to ban radios from the word tour
1:50 seems like alot for women
alison jackson DNF, rusbert's girl didn't make it
the absolute state of "favorites"
Hello, just did some shoveling and planted some winter lettuce. Its a nice sunny day today. Is it worth watching the end of the meme; I mean women; race or should I go back outside?
Based SOVLFVL speaker
>>151019997you should watch the cutes with your besties
1 min in 14km is doable but I think Fisher Black got this
a classic "elite" women moment, desu tomorrow will be the same, favorites will slurp behind pogi
>>151020078her smolness is an asset in many ways
Kim le Court still there
KWABs
Proper race this
Le Court (Pienaar) would be kino
>Kim le choke
imagine a hundreds years old Maveric Garcia, women elite world champion
>>151020298
wow
Litteral KWABeton
>>15102033924 going on 84
only 24 riders left. should be last (wo)man standing
OH CANADAHCANADA
the spanish girl is 41
i deserver a qt cycling gf
Fin fisher kwabdeli kwabberinglongo kwabinikim le kwabkwab prevot
WADA should be investigating maple syrup really closely
god nuke canada
> rwandawhy is half of the spectators white?
so when does "women" elite retire
>>151020456they're evolving
Quebecbros, we won
Maybe ten dam should go back to what he's good at, getting his cock out on parking lots and committing gay deviant acts
Hints of Kiesenhofer
>World Champion>Is a LeafDangerously fraudulent sport
Vallieres surprise win
>>151020537Explain this in men ciclismo terms
>>151020505Wasnt even good at that apparently.Desu, as soon as those wopen get on their bike it just becomes a backstabbing cat fight party,and the forget about any tactics
Chabbey stronk towards the end
Chapeau Magdalena good race
>>151020550healy wins wc
fuck off alison
absolutely fraudulent performance from "favorites". Vollering will never wear rainbow jersey in her career the way it's going
both france and netherlands did nothing today
>>151020550>
What’s ten dam up to lately? He doesn’t even do gravel anymore
>2nd pro win
>>151020561not even remotely close
>Who can I blame for this?
>>151020550'ugo 'oule WC
>>151020563main character mental illness
Women always want to split the bill. There is no concept of others riding for someone else. So they just wait and look, be mad, or just ignore each other. You cant make a plan, you cant have tactics, you can only hope they will do something.
>>151020650The Swiss rode well as a team
>>151020550>Because she was such a long shot, most sportsbooks didn’t offer odds for her at all. For those that did, Vallieres was typically priced at +15000 to +25000, meaning a €10 bet could have returned up to €2,500. Her victory was one of the biggest upsets in recent cycling historysame odds as Mollema
>>151020678Those werent women bert, those werent women
>>151020650World Tour they do it, but as soon as they put on the nattys it all goes out the window yes
>>151020550A French wins a WT stage race.
>>151020689... adjusting
>>151020563I tanter about Alison being like that to my gf just before this and then she did exactly what she does. Glad it was another Canadian who won
she can't find words neither in english nor in french to describe the level of general fraudulence today
>>151020610actually yes, there is actual strategy going on in male races, it's way harder for a complete outsider to win
>>1510206892500/10=250, just like the streak>>151020721
>>151020767I ranted*
> equivalent of verveake becomes wopen world champHow can I take women cycling seriously?
>>151020679This is actually a victory for France
Allah looks unkindly upon Italian infidels
>>151020721vpp won on mont ventoux
>>151020900Ironic
>>151020900memco talking about brainlet douchebags
>>151020717>>151020775
>>151020767She was shouting off camera during the interview as well, she is incapable of being tolerable.
OOOOOOOOOOH CANADA
prince albert gives 2 kisses to the old spanish granny but only touches the shoulders of the young petite kiwi. What did he mean by this?
>>15102127341 year old woman with her 2 kids
ok lads, how do we fix women cycling?
>>151021348we cancel it
All these anti women posts but if Georg zimmerman wins tomorrow nobody will make it about gender or men
>>151021596But he wont. WC is never won by a literal who. That's why is so prestigious.
>>151021677>2019
rather that a literal who wins then every race the same
>>151021763kek
>>151021763Yeah exactly, the year you could point to turned out to be the best versatile fastman since Sagan.
>>151021763he won hamburg tho
>>151020900Lmao luv Remco
how was your ride today, Bert?mine was fine, now Im drunk at a wine tasting meeting kek
The absolute STATE of all these Euro shitters
>>151023078Good shape, mine was basically half of yours
>>151023120canadaGODS
>>151021348yeah sure
>>151021995You mean MVDP right? Bert?
2003 time>Tour 2003 prologue and stages 1-2
>>151024085>fastman>lost a sprint against Assgren
Giro 2003 stages 1-2-3
>>151021677I ... am ... forgotten ...
Petacchi was really in god tier form to top 5 these last two stages
>>151024654>UAEwinslol
>>151023078Haha lol XD so funny that you're drunk bro xd xd lets smoke some weed to for extra coolness lmao lol. Lets post about it on an internet forum to find some validation for our childish behavior XD
>>151024756yeah, you're the problem here
>>151021287Bless her for keeping them even if they are... challenged.
>>151024756triggered
>>151024756seems to me you should boof a bottle of spiritus
>>151024756yes
>>151021273waitwho is this
>>151023078BIG ride
>>151025195who indeed
>>151021273jewish goblino in the middle
im picking Skjelmosefor the only reason that i wont be able to watch the race tomorrow and so therefore he will do well just like with Amstel that i also could not watch live
>In Bergen, where Peter Sagan beat the rather heavy Alexander Kristoff with the outermost of the negroesthe what?
>>151025675the rather heavy Alexander Kristoff
>>151025568>tf>tp
>>151025675norwegians are the negroes of Scandinavia
1. Pogi2. Del Toro3. Vine> Evenepoel ABANDONCalling it
Tomorrow's the big day, when does coverage actually start?
>>151025961no idea but i would guess somewhere around 10ish
>>151021273Niamh is a special cute
>>151025961A little before 10 on sporza
>>151025892Remchud is not allowed to have a bad day tomorrow
>>151026017where do i even find the stage profile? the UCI website is garbage
>>151026137
>>151026191Why is every area starting with either a K or an N?
>>151026060He will do the same as WIDAR.Let the team work all day, then kwab
>>151026249there's one starting with C
>>151026191lol i was like how the hell did they get the profile so symmetrical then i realized its laps
>>151024756>lets smoke some weed to for extra coolness lmao lol
>>151026253But he is taller than Widar.
Soon
>>151025494ok just watched itwhat a shit showand what's with the 30 motorcycles? ridiculous
>>151024756>>151026710>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8907633/
they couldn't have put this shit in the afternoon?i've got church
>>151027649>i've got churchyou're a christian?how does that square with you being a cycling fan and supporting lying drug cheats?And a sport that kills participantsDoesn't seem very christian to meMaybe you should ask god for forgiveness for indirectly causing the deaths of pro cyclists by supporting this sport
>>151027879/cyc/ is a christian institution.
>>1510278793/10 too contrived, stick to your usual repertoire
>>151027892Is snuff films also okay with you? someone dying for your entertainment?Have you ever even considered this?typical hypocrite christian who has no care for other people
i thought UCI banned transgender cyclitss but the women junior WC was won by a trans woman
>>151027976if only you'd stop posting in the threads too
>>150988262so presumably, uttrup means whatever you put in quotations?
>All life is precious>except if it's for my entertainment
Apparently a french woman won the WC
The race starts tomorrow at TEN, and we believe in at least a full 8 hours of rest in here, and then you need a little while to get up and get ready.So i'll be shutting down and closing the thread in around 30 minutes at 01:00 and I will be sending everyone to bed.Thank you for the attention on this matter.
>>151027892Stop spreading lies and spare us your absurdities, you worthless donkey.
I am shutting down the thread until tomorrow morning at 9.Have a good night everyone, sleep is very important. Catch you all tomorrow for the big one, don't be late!
>>151032609pls God let Healy win. See you tomorrow.
how much does niamh weigh?
Is this the start of the end for the jews?
This'll be my first time watching Le Tour de Langkawi. Thingken of being there for stage 8 and I can't decide between Sprint 3 or the finish line near the Twin Towers. Might as well do both
>>151040956Based, take a ineos merda sign with you
>>151041088INEOS MERDA/cyc/ CULO
Hej, du spillemand, vil du sig' mig med det sammeOg vær' ærlig, for jeg mener hvert et ordNår Vorherre, slukker livets flammeOg man skal forlade denne jordMå man ta' hunden med sig ind i himlen?Den er sød, og den har været min bedstevenDen er klog og fin og har lige været i badHvis man må, du spillemand, så bli'r jeg glad"
>>151041329fluke wc btw
falling for the special cute
World Championships ME - Road Race (WC)Kigali - Kigali267.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2025/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2025/result/livehttps://www.tissottiming.com/2025/crdwch/event-13/phase-1/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / Sporza09:50 CET
TOOT
>>151042387morning rusbro
>>151042428good morning
next year RR won't be for sprinters either
>>151042542It's another pogiwinslol and so is 2027
>>151042577>>151042542
>>151042577well, yes. it looks like extended GP de Montreal, after all. but I hope maybe Grug would be motivated too. the course suits him as well.
is she gay?
>>151042577I think Memco can be competitive next year if he sacrifices the TT and isn't morbidly obese for the RR. I guess the main climb might be a few hundred meters too long for Grug, but who knows.
>please stop laughing at us as a team, some others were just as bad this time
>>151042614>>151042601It looks too hard for grug
Kasia with a correct assessment. they all understand the psychology of G2 syndrome and yet are powerless against it
>>151042694Probably, but entering the circuit only after 100+ km should help him. He's also just better than others at very long races, even if the parcours aren't great for him, as we saw last year. So I think he'd be at least competitive for a podium finish.
>>151042762why did some national teams only have 1 rider, that was fucked. what a dumb fucking race
>>151042819because they suck
yo wtf
>>151042874then they should put them on a team together
>>151042907there's a refugee team
fucking vismoidsalso>fdj
>>151042935a team for refugees but not the lonesome cutes? smells like discrimination
>>151040956Are you the bert from last year whose father used to watch the Le Tour of Langkawi?Glad you graduated to watching it yourself
rolling for remco chimpout
based belgian tv broadcasting every km
>>151043118reroll, except for removing someones hand with his disc brakes, that wouldn't be good
>>151043200The figits have spoken
>>151043099No I'm the tourist that only started with this year's TdF but my father did use to write about TdL for the local paper, yes
>>151043200nice
I suspect an upset this year like Pidcock or healy or some other goofy winner
>>151043219great in either case
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPpicks31 Tadej Pogačar24 Isaac Del Toro23 Paul Seixas19 Remco Evenepoel16 Ben Healy12 Jay Vine10 Louis Barré9 Quinn Simmons8 Richard Carapaz7 Michael Storer6 Juan Ayuso5 Oscar Onley4 Thomas Pidcock3 Mattias Skjelmose3 Abel Balderstone2 Andreas Leknessund2 Marc Soler2 Afonso Eulálio2 Jai Hindley2 Valentin Paret-Peintre2 Anthon Charmig2 Domen Novak2 BJORN KOERDT2 Marco Frigo2 Gal Glivar1 CHRIS HARPER1 Mauro Schmid1 Felix Engelhardt1 GIULIO PELLIZZARI1 Matic Žumer1 Embret Svestad-Bårdseng1 Pavel Sivakov1 Julian Alaphilippe1 ALESSANDRO COVI1 Vainqueur Masengesho1 MIKKEL FRØLICH HONORÉ1 Giulio Ciccone1 Fabio Christen1 Michael Matthews1 Iván Romeo1 Jordan Jegat1 Harold Tejada1 Asbjørn Hellemose1 Anders Foldager1 Casper Pedersen1 Thymen Arensman1 Jan Christen
Might make some cat fergeson deep fakes
2 ======20 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro20 Tadej Pogačar Paul Seixas18 Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas15 Isaac Del Toro Remco Evenepoel15 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel3 ======15 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas12 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Remco Evenepoel11 Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel11 Tadej Pogačar Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel4 ======8 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel7 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Ben Healy5 ======4 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Ben Healy Richard Carapaz
>6======3 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Ben Healy Richard Carapaz Michael Storer>BORING hansbull>Patje's Angels>Pinot Forever2 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Jay Vine Louis Barré>Slome Duikelaar>mapeidurecht2 Tadej Pogačar Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Quinn Simmons BJORN KOERDT>Marq Qwabendish>frfr on god2 Isaac Del Toro Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Ben Healy Jay Vine Juan Ayuso>Sending Them Homeward>Vainqueur Français Grand Tour 2025
is ivo already working for pogi?
>>151042662Pauline was the favorite to be fair
>ik was bezig over die mongool
>>151043316Yeah this ciclismo thing is more enjoyable than I thought it would've been. For all its issues and flaws the Vuelta was still fun, and I'm really looking forward to Il Lombardia. From reading the threads I think some of the memes and phrases are funny and I wouldn't have learned this much French (or Spanish) otherwise. There are good and bad posters of course as you'd expect but I feel it's a good place overall.I haven't played PCM just yet as I think that's the point of no return
Are we live in Kigali yet?
Wtf is going on
Alaphilipe dropped from the peloton
ITS A LONG WAY TO KIGALI
this is gonna be fucky
Pidkek in difficulty
ABANDON ALAPHILIPPE
>>151043559cheers
Paul Sivaque is free to help Pog now
German brodcasting is yapping about Alaphulipe beeing a known weelsucker. They never said anything about fishboy ever. The double standarts are crazy.
why are there dozens of fake tiz sites? who does this shit?
kwab of the day
>>151043851it’s to troll with you
>>151043860african tier
These land should be inhabited by europeans just saying
>>151043748Cheesed to squeak you too
>>151043860He came for a free holiday, ride 40km and relax at the hotel for the remainder. Easy
Cav is here today too
CHUTE
pain
our best helper guy taken out by filthy uae merc’s
CHUTE FATALE
Marco Soler done
BRUTALE
FUCK MARCO
we had a single cyclist in the whole race and he was killed by soler
I hope all spanish riders dnf over that awful jersey
another DNF
rude
>>151043971just chillin
Do you think riders feel guilty about causing chutes or do you think they just cope by blaming someone else?
>>151044055I feel most of the time they feel guilty if it's really their fault, yeah
Good morning sirs. I have awakened
she has potential
>>151044055probably depending on circumstances of particular chute. although I remember how the famous bomber of Flanders was mostly sorry because people were bullying him online
Girmay spotted
>>151044099still the best chute
nice kits
>>151044099>his cute little socks and looks of regret
DNF Barré Louis
undone laces for Honore. sometimes boa has its benefits
Think the french ate some dodgy food
>>151044197>bananas washed in literal shit waterwelcome to africa lmao, enjoy your stay and free sample of HIV
>>151044055depends that shit-x rider during the tour was smug when he cut of pogacar
>>151044209cool it with the anti semitism please
>>151044223no i dont think i will
>forced to watch angloid commentary on Tiz because im not paying TV2shitslob a single kroneanother grim WC
>>151044246https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=810
>Briton Johnleast british name
>>151044256last time i went on daddy it was not workingalso all the adds are giga cancer
>>151044264it's usable with ublock origin
>>151044273i will try it out
florian riding for Tadej
>Victor Campenaerts reveals romance: brand-new world champion Magdeleine Vallieres is dating Cian Uijtdebroeks
>>151044287he seems like a very slimy personality ngl
yea i kinda see that why Jonas skipped this shit lol
>>151044302He’s a politician never trust those types
Primoz spotted
>>151044287Hurting everyone for that remco attack
>>151044315pleease primoz i beg youlegendary betrayl act for 2020 TDF and you winning this race
seems to work out greatthank you rusbert for saving me from the anglo menace commentary
>>151044256Thanks
why is whole slovenia riding this race?
>>151044343>>151044346
>>151044352Extra slot for the title holder
>>151044343Adblocks have been a thing for 15 years ya know? Do Danes just like viewing ads?
Ploop
>>151044356i have the OG Adblock that you can no longer get but it seems to struggle on Daddylivenow with both Adblock and Ublock and Malwarebytes it got 0 chance now
>commentators talking about how clean it is in Rwandaoh wow amazing reallytruly first world tier
Why didn't the frogs simply select anyone else instead Allah?
>>151044367Ublock origin has blocked everything for a decade for me. Including twitch with the right scrkpt. I had to move to firefox though because google ruined all chromium based browsers with their manifest v2, breaking some adblock functionality. Ff is fine too, used to it already
>commentators talking about strava segments We're truly doomed
>>151044381should've gone with Gregoire 2bh
we could see the next evenepoel lead the current evenepoel to the world championships today
>>151044387
>>151044383ublock is way more flexible with user scripts. I remember switching to it years ago when adblock was rumored to take some deals to not block some ads. can't remember if that was true or not
>>151044381>>151044393Gregoire and Prodhomme are preserved for the euro. Also sivakov is the real leader today
>ESP UAEHow are national teams sponsored by other countries?
Achooso spotted
it would be so fucking funny if Auyso wins today
>>151044383Do you have no problems with ads at the start of YT videos? On Edge, Ublock has been struggling with those for the past few months. Those are pretty much the only ads that it has been failing to filter.I might finally make the switch to Firefox if there are no problems over there.
>>151044421Based Engelchad got fucked by african food and weather. At least we didnt risk Lipogoats gut health fir this sportswashing bullshit.
god i hate TV2 cyclingits so fucking BAD
>>151044410what's up with Lenny? haven't been seen since San Sebastian
So, will you Visit Rwanda™?
ICYMI: No vingegaard in this race, but don't underestimate skjelmose who is the danish leader today
>>151044439He said he was out of shape
43 y/o granpa
>>151044458why? when i can just take the train to Malmø
Pog in difficulty
Pogi?
CAM ON BELGIUM RIDE HE'S AT THE BACK
Pogi went to do a doumoulin?
>>151044491>pogacar without ayuso
>>151044491some kind of incident at feeding zone
fucking cars drafting themDQ those 3 slovenian chuds
poopy
>>151044507you can see the toilets i think he went for a piss or something
>>151044507call me a schizo but it looks like he was on the toilet lol
What happened, something fall?
>>151044511>>151044514yeah, you're right kek
>>151044511when doees cyclist go to an actual toilet to piss instead of just stopping on the course or pissing from the bike?fucking never
>>151044514Probably. It was clearly a planed stop given how he had 2 teammates there.
can Dennis Ritter shut up alreadyhe fucking loves sucking Pogi's cock 24/7 but then again he is a giant fag
elephant category
>Sanitary stop by Pogačar Tadej (Slovenia)
DNF Plapp
>>151044518fell*>>151044561Ah
well now that we can write Pogi off because he got the shits then how can Remco possible throw this one
I have a feeling that Pidcock wins this
>>151044600delet
>>151044588slipping on Pogi's shit
>>151044525maybe a quick shit, no wipe and gone
Zimmermann tot
Zoomer ded
How many Riders will finish this Race?
>>151044658around 50
yeah the whole peleton has the shits, based african food
Masnada doing a dumoulin
Keak cameraman waits before toilets
>>151044666Less than that
Masnada went into a toilet
Remco dropped a big one
everyone shitting
3x ITT and 1x road WC Evenepoel also went to the toilet
Remco got the shits it's over
>>15104456123yo wrinkles
>>151044680I wonder if he flushed
>>151044688pogacar too, so there's hope
lmaoing at this WC
>>151044701everyone is food poisoned lmao
>>151044703
Maybe eating zebra meat or whatever they had was a bad idea.
>>151044703lol what the actual fuck is going ondid Remco also have to use the shitter?
>>151044724>>151044721yes
>>151044670it's because of the water, it was already in the news days ago
>strongest guts winsinteresting race concept
>>151044721
>>151044721do they actually only piss or is this full blown just shitting everywhere and then a quick wipe
>>151044703commentary is saying organisation forbids pissing anywhere but the roadside dixi's
apparently they are ordered to use the dixies also to pee
>>151044741>just shitting everywhere and then a quick wipeThis but no wipe nor flush
world porta potty champs you're fuckin kidding me this ruins cycling for me i'm out
>>151044748Tadej was actualy the smart one to go first
>>151044745Saar do not shit on the streets, redeem the toilet saar
shy poopers stand no chance today
>>151044759rwanda is clean
what a shitty event
>>151044758He stole the toilet paper so others waste more time panicking what do and feel uncomfortable riding due to no wipe
>
>>151044780kek
>>151044780
>>151044780doesnt look like it was a good shit
>>151044780heh
>>151044780Do these toilets flush straight to a WADA lab?
>>151044780the whiteman smile and everything
Romeo lachee
>>151044780>If only you know how bad the smell is
thought his jersey was sleeveless at first
they're going up the mount kigali after this lap
do people really think dixi's flush?
>>151044848Race should be over by then
sLOVEnians dropping like flies
>>151044848do you think something will happen
>>151044861
>>151044861I don't see how pogi doesn't attack
What the fuck is wrong with the broadcast, Australia spent a good 10 minutes about Poggers shitting, meanwhile there were cameras posted directly next to the shitters to televise anyone going in our out, I'm surprised we didn't listen in on them doing their business. Truly dystopian
Did he poison the Water?
>>151044865kek this image
>>151044868for what purpose? even Pog isn't crazy enough for 100+ km solo on this parcours
>>151044426Edge is also chromium based, ublock origin doesnt work properly anymore on chromium based browsers. Move to firefox
>>151044884>hard pace up kigali, small attack>drop everyone on the the mur, no teamate to pull the otherEt voila
>tfw constipated
Where is Vingegaard?
>>151044877Rwanda water is fishy
>>151044868attack to be first to the toilet maybe
>>151044905Those Remco glasses are truly hideous.
>>151044426try to put this in your filters https://pastebin.com/raw/dfDEYG4Talso, it's better to move to firefox
>>151044914training in Annecy for EUC (the real WC)
>>151044921Surprised they fit his gigantic nose
can they hurry up so i can see Mount Kigali before i have to leave and head to the airport
>>151044861probably expect a lot of riders to get dropped and a small group to remain
>>151044914Shitting at home
>>151044887>>151044926I'll try updating the filters, but yeah, I'll probably move.
our boy Peerapol DNF
lost his derailleur somewhere
ngl Mads should have done this race
the ENTIRE german team is DNF beside Mayrhofer who is in the breakaway
>germs
>>151045060it's over
Cararat looking ready to close every single one of Del Toro's attacks
>>151045096lel
Jegat dropped
>>151045064>>151045073This is Sabotage! Someone put sometjing in the water or something. Thisbis worse than trumps teleprompter!!!
Mauro "Las Vegas" Schmid
zesty bottle boi on the Slovenian team
>>151045060kek
dropping like flies
if you aren't watching already now is the time to tune in
>>151045168alri tuning in
>>151045073fuck
Pog will attack on mt Kigali I can smell it
>>151045185His team is doing fake tempto, might actually not attack
>>151045168im about to turn it off
>>151045200kek
Pog's domestics conspiring
>>151045168sup
One of my good friends died last night. He was only 32
Denmark runes look cool
>>151045223why not drink spanish wine?
>>151045237sorry, what happened?
uae riders simply have more fun
fake simmons spotted
Simmons' body double on a prowl
big crowds
>>151045289Lmao. Where is his number even? Is he gonna pop one on and rejoin after the mountain?
this wc is pure soul
based africans
>>151045320poverty core le hecking soulll
Some good whistlers there.
>>151045245Do you only drink Dutch wine?
goddamn our commentary keeps basedfacing over le evil government and it’s structured society how dare they jail people for five days if they get caught drunk driving
to me it feels like the rwandan people want evenepoel to win
>>151045341do you want to poison him?
>>151045289looks 2 meters tall
>>151045349karl is a fucking irritating retard who always has to prove he knows all the 'facts' and should be replaces ASAP
>Primoz Roglicok but what about Secondary Roglic?
>>151045341as you probably know, holland is not exactly known for wine-making, whereas spain, italy and france obviously are. if i'd live in spain i would mostly drink spanish wine. as a european i drink european wine, not american. why would i?
>>151045349DRUNK DRIVING IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151045223These croissants look so fucking toxic lmao
Voeckler spotted
sovl
>>151045392>this year we work for ayuso guys
>>151045374Maybe he just likes Malbec. Even the Malbec grown in France (Cot) tastes very different than Argentinian Malbec. I'm American but prefer Bordeaux to Napa Cabernet and Burgundy to Sonoma Pinot/Chardonnay.
Where are the protestors
I can find love in Rwanda
>>151045431
non-specialists dropping in big numbers on that climb
>>151045449specialists too. expected more from Fortunato
>booowooo waaa the water was contaminated wooooShould have fucking boiled it then you fucking shits
>>151045414Imagine telling euros to stand on the side walk and they do it
mexico dopage
>>151045248Don't know yet. He was a special education teacher
>>151045414Is the race in Paris?
Leuven still the best WC
Where the FUCK is Roglic
Pogi at the front. Expect attacque thermonucleaire imminent
>>151045430>natural meandering river Based I always imagine how our river and streams landscapes and their habitats used to look like before they canalized everything :(
Rwanda looks better than Wallonia desu. WT races should from now on only be raced in Flanders and Rwanda.
It's over for evenepoel
Remco laché?
>remco
rempoop evenesore
Acceleration du Pogacar! Evenepoel lachee, next Evenepoel hanging on
(You) me pls when Pogi attacks
Seixas > Memco
AYUSO took all the dopage from UAE's pharmacy
It just keeps happening remcobros
Ayuso will win
Remkek shooting blanks today he only has a moto for 50km
Kwab
Remco is going backward
Will Ayuso work with Pog I wonder?
One hillGets dropped
>100km from the finish
all uae team in front lol
Memco dropping like a rock, called it. He simply can not climb
>>151045527he can't climb, only TT
remco deserved for rekt
Waar skjelly?
how many kms before Remco stops
>ayuso vs pogacarkino
>Drunkenly adjust in Remco last nightGod dammit
>Ayuso
Kek Remco blaming his saddle now. Making excuses during the race
Yuso taking the jersey would be kino
>>151045554he's going to chimp out soon
Der Stier will help Pogi as most loyal domestique against the traitor
The Remking does not concern himself with "Mount Kigali"
Total UAE Dominationعِيشِي بِلَادِي
UAE dopage wins lol
Pogi vs his least loyal domestiques Kino
should've believed in Achooso
>>151045571should be renamed to Mount Remkwab
How did Ayuso get to this form after so many piss poor Vuelta performances?
>my stream shits itself right before the attackI fucking hate this era of paid viewing
rigged
Ratapaz always good and in form for a top 5 finish in every important race
>>151045583he was faking it to not slave for Almeida
>>151045583Dopage de Sovl
holy based
>>151045583He won at will in the Vuelta. He just didn't want to work for Joao
Del Toro is in orde michel
what if UAE rides themselves in doom
Kino
Now this is racing
>>151045580Which team signed him?
*sigh*it's 100km from finish, it literally doesn't matter one bit, bad mountain placement if you ask me
>exposed by mount negrokekekkekekekekeke
>>151045586try this if you don't mind Russian commentaryhttps://rutube.ru/live/video/f2412f2921b054664207f2e28ea14e34
VAMOS ZAKITO
Del Torro is just launching Pogacar
Ayuso lachee!Del Toro and Pogacar gaan vliegen!
>>151045583saved his matches
Damn now this will get interesting. Del Toro gets the win and works for Pogi in tour next year?
D E L T O R R O
>>151045606Lidl
big Nych pas normal
Del Toro will win for Mexico!
Pogi winning with only 1,5 proper domestiques in the whole team as usual
>>151045618Evenepoel would be with them in G1 if Van Wilder hadn't crashed today
KWAByso
>>1510456322x GT winner right here
There guys blew their wads way too soonRemco is still in play
oh no memco lost 36 seconds, he now only has... *checks notes*... 3 hours to come back
Pogacar and Del Toro
100km to go, yeah, we're back remco bro's
>>151045641Belgium let Remco down im shure Eddy agrees
>>151045649With who?
>>151045654>>151045650Cope nowSeethe later
>>151045650>gets dropped a soon as Pog accelerates a bit
>>151045650You are about to witness a slurping so intense my friend.
>>151045660>>151045654>>151045670It's a long way to Kigali
c'est fini for evenepoelmichael matthews now looking like the favourite to win the wc
Lelgians will catch group 2 this will be a hard fight for the two
Paul and Pavel (Paul) very good
>>151045650he got dropped by Mollema
>>151045650haha yeah hahaha oh boy be sure to keep watching
>>151045678always in awe of bling
>>151045677
>>151045689all that training with Pog really pays off
>>151045678will probably some shitter like Pidcock who attacks in one of the last two laps on the muur
they dropped their teammate Ayuso without a second thought lol
the g2 is already doing anything but working together
Pogi placed UAE plants in G2 to slow them down lmao
>>151045698Roglic sabotaging it. Will be absorbed by the REMCO BVLL chase group.Pog will be completely drained in ca. 50km when he has to pull for at least 1/3 of the time if not more.
What a lame fucking race as usual with the doped alien at the startThank fuck im about to board a plane
>>151045724hi jonas
>>151045724To where? Velo vacation?
>>151045724>im about to board a plane
>>151045698They are doing more eating than racing. Already low on sugar by the looks of it.
Where is wout?
G3 and G2 joined
>>151045746at home
if they stay together they have a chance but guys like Sivakov are baiting your healy's in dumb actions
Sivakov yearns to help Pog
Remco switching to the e-bike
of course it was the bike all along
e-bike activated
Evenepoel Remco humbly switching to a non-gold bike
Patato attack! I repeat, POTATO ATTACK
>Anglos mindlessly chasingA tale as old as time.
Torro helping!
I still think Pidcock wins this
>>151045733St*ckh*lm on a business trip
Why is Remco not helping the chase ???SAD
>>151045651eks dee
they are saying remco evenepoel had a saddle problem, we did see him smacking his seatpost a while agoasterisked championship unfortunately
literally whats the difference between this and the TT if nobody is actually using their teams
REALLY, PETER?
>>151045774>>151045770Ssuurrr! Is the Sound of remco e-dopage. /ELITE/ Bike mechaniks will cover everthing up like when he had the """mechanical""" just before the finish in Paris.
>>151045793Hope you didn't bring your wrist watch with you
CARLOS CANAL BLANCO in G2
My boy primoz looking good
>>151045801wdym alot of team play at hand
Based Rog. His slurping aura is enough to slow down the chase.
>>151045801here memco can wheelsuck like he always does
>>151045793Wear a Mask, I heard the sw*des are contagious
>>151045678So, it happened AGAIN
>remco didn't parcheggio at all, it was his saddle!
>>151045801Get help bert
>>151045858this but unironically. evenepoel still never been beaten by pogacar with proper winter preparation + a functioning bike
VINE DROPPED
First aussie cunt chaser down now its down to Belgians and Italians
>Jay Lime
Vine ain't gonna chase Pog
aussiebros…
matthews cracked
5D chess by strayas- killing themselves for Remco
>>151045883Just got his contract extended
This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Mathews lachee
Pogi gonna gift this to dele benioFake “dropped” on the last climb
worst thing is this chase has a bronze medal in it if they don’t close it by km 50 it’s omega over
Aussie TOTAL KOLAPS
So is Remking on his ebike now?
>>151045907dont be surprised if he gains 2 minutes on the last 30km
>>151045793Visit Stigbergets Fot (three minute walk from Slussen), great beer selection!
>only belgium doing the chaseyeah it’s over Wilder is missed
looks like it's in the plooi bros
okay how much is the russian literally who doping, PAS normal and he won in Portugal
>>151045904Gonna need someone to kwab the climbers for 3rd like Grug did last year. A NYCH or CANAL podium would be perfect.
Remco chimpout started
Remco malding LOOOOOOL
>>151045947as predicted
pogi waits for toro
>>151045947>>151045949
del torro is gassed
*smacks balls*
>*Mexicunt intensifies*
Pinchazo Del Toro!Remco's chances are growing by the second
shit thats too early, Pogi needs to wait at 30 seconds later to see if someone else can jump to him
Dirty Slovenians have somehow sabotaged Memcos Saddle
pogacar communicating to shimano what needs to be done for torro
Remco will ragequit
>>151045978>Remco's chances are growing by the secondkek
Jarno will obliterate Remco the next years
>smacks balls
Oh no, Remco's new bike also has a saddle problem
lmao remco is such a faggot
why is he gesturing this isn’t the tour retard
Remco his zoomer mind truly not made for long distance racing.
German commentators are shure Remco has his usual anger/mental issues
Keak
remco is cracking
NYCH gigantic
Remco lmaoThe same shit everytime
A BIKE THE BELGIUM KINGDOM OF KONGO FOR A BIKE
HahahahahahahahhahaPure Meltdown
pog gonna get caught lol
>>151045947>>151045949>>151045996>>151046020why is he such /weakmind/
this is so emberassing
Football heritage
HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
Del Toro MASTERCLASS in bluffingHe is saving energyPogacar is getting dethroned today
lmao
Remco about to go on killing spree unironically
Remco's chances once again ruined by factors outside of his control. Sad
Running out of bikes.
This is the Golden Bike that will win him the Race
Belgiquefreres C'est terminé
>>151046028the glowiest performance by far, im not surprised he won the volta a dopage
Peloton gained -1 seconds in the last lap
>>151046046:D:D:D
same energy
>>151046042soon
>imagine killing 7 riders of your team for Remco
>>151046046he just sucks and then he "blames" his bike
Nobody does the boom-bust cycle quite like evenepoel kek. Never know if he's going to win by minutes or get dropped on the first climb and lose by 20 minutes
so pointless jesus
>>151046046>outside his controllul. lmao even.
melty
HAHAHAHA FUCK MEMCOhe looks like he will make hamas look like a bunch of toddlers fighting
>>151046046ride the bike remco
>>151046087kek kekw even
>>151046087
RemSEETHE
>>151046087manlet rage?
>>151046080And in both cases he'll seethe
Campy dood
apologize
>>151046087he should go back to playing soccer
>Gold bike>Gold helmet>gets 38th
Imagine being forced to work for this cunt
sivakov coming to help
Ben Healy is closing down the tete
Healy is unironically going to be World Champion
>>151046087well, some people would call it karma for embracing isl*m. Me, I'm not so sure meself just yet, but the evidence is there. Food for thought
The Healy Prophecy is delivering
Tom wins
Mikkel Honore absolutely kwabbing crashmose
Could the belgium team just all get off their bikes and wait a lap for Remco to come and then drag him back? Shenanigans should be legal.
>honoré approachingpogibros, I don't feel so good
how the fuck are they allowed to draft the car
Mikkel Honore will win
Is he going to ride 66km on his own, lmao
>>151046150Not allowed no
>pogi goes solo with 66,6km to gos*tan confirmed
Del Torro about to realize he rode away for nothing
Del Toro lachee!
Del Toro ded
>Del Kwabbo
Now what, Poggers doing it alone till the end?
>>151046164>>151046178what else can he do
and he goes
Del Kwabbo brings that retard strengh energy and it always backfires like what happened in San Sebastian
are these bikelanes??these are the most insane elaborate bike lanes ive ever seen
It's torrover
When the small groups see a real opportunity, it is time to slurp.
pogi goes solo at 66.6km antichrist confirmed
race is open
66km solo is difficultHe was almost caught last year and it was 50km solo
They don't have much but they are happy
Could he sit up and let the chasers come to him and then just attack at the end?
>when it's not a 1.1 italian classic
Fucking demon
Remco is about to seethe
>>151046201I don't know why he's taking such a big risk again.
>Pog is just gonna solo this like he did in the tourcan we ban this cunt already
>>151046213no way
gap is increasing after Pog dropped Toro
>>151046201it's pogi's terrain though. the only thing he needs to worry about is fueling because of the lack of team support
>>151046201I'd argue that it was also much easier to chase in last year's course
Evenepoel looking like the strongest rider today
>>151046201it’s a coinflip on what the chase will do no Remco fucks over Pogacar big time kek
Evenepoel will win and (you) will bow down to his manlet superiority.
I'm just happy Fraudmose is getting forever exposed
Pidcock has just saved energy this whole time
3rd time the charm, now this is an ebike 100%
>>151046215He doesn't trust his teamates
it's the second time this year pogi pretends he's dead at TT, why does he keep doing it
apologize to Remco
Amstel scenario
pogi still sitting so high in posture when it's 60km to go. gotta be more efficient.
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the fact Remco makes it back tells you all you need to know on how bad this “chase” is
>>151046237he should be dq'd for car drafting
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memquito deserves a 2nd after this
agr flashback
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