Alri. There are three days of British Open action remaining as the evenings continue to get chillier and darker. The 'random draw' has offered us some pretty kino matches despite the strange scheduling and bo7 format. As it stands MJWillo is probably the favourite for the title, though unfortunately Shaun Murphy is doing well and could feature in Sunday's final. Perhaps this could be the weekend that Moodyboi becomes Stan The Man?Also, can you believe it's almost October?! The most counfy time of year for /147/ :3>Upcoming events:British Open - 22-28 SeptQ Tour 2 - 25-28 SeptInternational Championship Qualifiers - 30 Sept - 02 OctAustralian Women's Open - 04-07 OctXi'an Grand Prix - 07-13 Oct>Essential links:Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025Recent Results - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025Hulu stream guide - https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNmPrevious thread: >>150887524>Latest news:Mark Allen wins the English Open.Ania confirmed for 2026 World Champ Final referee.The new Cardiacs album is great (snooker related: Steve Davis is a big fan of theirs).Not much else going on.
B O Y C I D E R
>>150988536>Ania confirmed for 2026 World Champ Final referee.Is there a source for this? Perhaps with some new photos of Ania?
>It's late September and the Boy has yet to make it to a QF What is his problem?
GWAN MOODYGOAT and DONG>>150988825lost his powers since leaving the UK
>Mitchell Mann beat Barry HawkinsWhat is this? The Snooker Shootout?
FRIDAY - British OpenQuarterfinals (bo9)>13:00Mark Selby v Mark WilliamsMoody / Carter v Guodong / McGill>19:00Shaun Murphy v Mitchell ManHiggins / Mertens v Louis Heathcote>>150988973Thankfully for Blork, this event is insignificant compared to the Shootout
>>150989157>Mark Selby v Mark Williamsdas it mane M O O D C I D E R
STAN: IN!
Great timing on posting this, real topical like now.
Is McGill good again? I'm confused.>>150989979holy kek
Anime.This is me, when /147/ is in the name instead of the subject, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>150986939You literally can't stop the Juddinator>>150988536Alri, here we are then>The new Cardiacs album is great (snooker related: Steve Davis is a big fan of theirs).Gotta love DJ Thundermuscle, simple as.>>150988705I too would like to see photographic evidence of this>>150989979Top kek
Can't believe they reracked Blackburn vs Ipswich
>>150989979lel>>150990097>Is McGill good again?He's beat Gnelf and Xiao this week so...maybe >>150996522Other sports finally learning from Snooker
Morning lads, how are we? >Finally FridayI await my post work beer and my all British British Open
>>150997721>the two best matches on at 1pm >>150997861Bo11 qualies as well lel
Alri, lads
>>150998321Alri
>>150998321Alri' AOTA
>Xi'an Grand Prix starts on a Tuesday and ends on a Monday?
>>150995743>Eight hours ago, nearly eight and a halfThat's a full workday, Polebro. Or so I assume.
GWAN THE MARKS GWAN STANTHONY
Kino time
Any ginger princesses spotted today?
>>150999281No (it's over)
>>150999281check the last post of last thread
GWAN TONYGWAN SELBIAN>>150989979Heh.>>150998940That was before work, now I'm back and the thread is archived.>>150998930>
Nice positioning to the black.
Mark? More like Missrk
Nice miss on the black.Fortunately, Willo can't play either. Is this Paralympic British Open?
Nice double. Nice Mark Selby, one and snooker behind the black.
Nice plant.
>>150999585>can't pot the black off the spot twice >easily pots doubles
ahem.... LELBY
Congratulations you've zested yourself
>>150999647He gets zested more than he zests these days
some bloody luck
Turn the sodding magnets down bazza
>ITV4 I suddenly feel the need to buy life insurance and a stair lift
>Willo shooing the cameras lel
I'm from the future and this finishes 5-2 to Willol
Z E S T U R YB O 3
J E S T U R Y
>>150999945You seem to be in a different timeline
>>150999824
>Mark Selby, 1
>>151000333I'd buy one
>Killo
McGill: I N
>Stun Muddy
>>151000469and seemingly back to his old form
Moody maniacs...
Now that's a plant
>>151000470>>151000477He'll be back. Top 32 break in for him soon, i think.
A smile would be nice
>>151000766No
a rare Polandwins day
>>151000777>dayLmao. It's not even evening yet. But this number... Is it an omen?
>>150989157>Mitchell Mann v Michelin Man
>>151000896
NTSAIML
>Selby is now 7-0 in QFs vs Willo >>151000896jej
>>151001595Selby's Curse...
>>151000896Manfred Mann approves this post
>>150997861GWAN WEAKLING>>150997721Alri, Kenneth. Just got back home, time to enjoy that post-work beer as well.>>150998321Alri, good to see you, Latviabro.>>150999281>>150999523You might want to take a look at my lap :^)>>151000896Top kek
>Mitchell Mann vs the Michelin man
*looks up at Denise*
GWAN MITCHELL (NOT TO CONFUSE)
Seeing Riggi play this poorly is making me kinda sad
>he doesn't know
Scratch that Rigbros WE ARE BACK>>151002962Whatever could you mean heh
Mann looks like a Coronation Street character
Semi-finals are>Selby v Morphy / Mann>McGill v Higgins / Heathcote
>>151003486GWAN LELBY HE ISNT EVEN A REAL MAGICIAN
>>151003569>a whole table of food disappears in front of youWhat now, kiddo?
GWANN MANN
>>151003634This is my livelihood. This is how I put food on the table. This is how I earn money. Since turning professional shitposter at 15, I have earned the right to call myself a professional snooker shitposter. You haven't done that. You shouldn't be in the thread.
>Selby's QF opponent: Mark Williams>Murphy's QF opponent: Mitchell Mann [83]
>>151003699F
>>151003743>Selby's round 3+4 opponents: JoC [27] and Changler Bingyu [114]>Murphy's round 3+4 opponents: Neyul [8] and Judd [3]
>heathclaat
>>151003799>Neyul [8] and Judd [3]>both played worse than JoC [27] and Changler Bingyu [114] on a bad day
Gimme any final without Shorn involved and i'm buzzin
this is the post 2bqhwy >>151003853
>>151003853There's still Mark Selby, one last chance for your wish to come true.
>>151003928>Selby vs Scottish man FinalAh a classic
>Healthclot
>seethcote
>waiting for snooker
>thinking Kekby will beat Big Shaun
>>151002173>You might want to take a look at my lap :^)DELETE
Why is the table so small?
>>151006782Compared to hwhat?
Could this year be finally the year of the Rigback?!>>151006651CUTE Mink
>I'm looking forward to tomorrow, especially playing Anthony. I am delighted to see him in a semi-final and he's pushing onwards again. It will be a great game, I will be trying my hardest, but if I lose to him then he'll be in a big final and that would get his confidence back up. He's a great boy.McGill = a great boyJudd= an average boy>>151011371>implying riggi could possibly have a bad year
>>151013899>he'll be in a big final>bigSo it's Shorn. Riggy is getting old, if he starts letting things like this slip.
I was looking for a Q Tour stream.
>>151013942kek>>151014802>clearly pool ballsStarting to think the title is inaccurate
>>151014802>GarryGlitcherI don't want to be in his gang.Also, this Captcha is based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iEYqTFiQiQ>ynr the british open of 1995
>Ouch I've just fractured my elbow
>>151016376>don't ask me how
>>151016376a shame, just as he was finding his form again.
>>151016018Higgy's head has gotten so much rounder over the yearsGWAN SCOTLAND
>mckill
>>151017414Slander!
GWANTHONY
>I'm gonna mcfucking steal this frame
>>151017719How can it be called stealing, when the opponent has 0 poin- Oh, I get it. The script has leaked.
>>151017664If i post it once a frame maybe he'll win 6-0>mckill
propah fackin escape that
>>151017980
>>151017825john higgins has never leaked a script, or his net worth
good luck to all EFL chads today (not to be confused with Elf chads)
Truth is, the game was higged from the start.
>>151018361>3-0 over BrumFrankchads keep winning
Don't think I've ever seen that spider
99 is enough
B O 7
>>151018849It's native to Cheltenham
How can the male players ever compete?
R I G T U R Y
>bo7
>>151020284That picture must have distracted you. It's bo5.
GWAN HIGGILL
This is going to a decider
>>151020913t. The Syndicate
>>151021002From our lips to John's ears
M C G I L L T U R Y
M C G I L L
He is so back
Feels good to be back, McThrillchads
>>151020547never in doubt
I miss carbon cue M'Gill
>>151021997Carbon cue + glove + goatee = Devil McGill
Kyren Wilson and Chris Wakelin have beef now? lolhttps://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/kyren-wilson-offers-chris-wakelin-advice-disappointing-comments-just-careful-24261167/
>>151024169Some more fake beef!https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/shaun-murphy-reveals-ronnie-osullivan-incident-never-forgiven-24258896/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZvtOH_6kls
If Smurph wins, I will be very, very, very sad
>>151024845Only the best from the Metro...
>>151024934>>>151024937But then you can watch him lose a final, silver linings and all that.>ynr shorn losing a final to Bobert Milkins
>>151025093>ynr shorn losing a final to Bobert MilkinsAfter attempting to moonwalk into the arena
>>151025147the fuckin state of it lmaoGWAN JESTER
gwan Lelby, Ania and Pellew
GWAN SELBIAN
>Mark has bottled 2 shots out of 3it's so joever
>>151025670He hasn't settled yet, so it doesn't count.
>morph
FUCK morphy
Mark Selby should start winning frames.
2's plenty
there's a real psycho in the audience
>>151026739If he was a real psycho he'd storm the stage and headbutt Murphy
>>151026579Trust the plan.
Shaun Murphy may be the smuggest man to ever live
MIGHTY MORPHIN
1 red 1 black
M O L E S T U R Y
>>151026763ebdon doesn't have the mass, he'd just bounce back and hurt himself
P O U N C ES E T T L E DC E N T U R Y
>>1510270971 2 3
Why are there so many empty seats?
>>151027137>giving Shaun a 3-0 lead just for a bit of a challenge haha another classic Jest
>>151027239They're all on the lap
>red to middle at pacewhat a throw by lelbs
>>151028446MORE
A valiant losing effort by Selby.
>>151028446>>151028549
top kek swerve
>>151028622
>he got his foul pointsYep, I'm thinking it's time to miss an easy ball and lose the frame!
>>151028725Heh
Fuck sake
Et tu, Citrus?
All that just to miss the yellow... jester plz
>Lelby
Here we go again!
Antonee must do the needful tomorrow
WE ARE SO BACK
>>151028803Oh he'll keep up his end of the deal, alright
It's over.
At least we got a dose of vitamin C.
time for a comeback i think
Are Alan said 6-5 to SelbyInshalan his will be done
>>151028961After this frame it would probably be too late.>>151028998Inshallel.
someone should give shorn a banana laced with ozempic>>151028950I'm not satisfied yet
>>151029292*dies*
it's over
10-3 win for Shorn tomorrow, then
Well, it's not like I didn't expect this outcome. Let's hope McGill plays the match of his life tomorrow (not counting THAT one).
>murphy whitewash tomorrow
>doubting Mckill
>the chinese (players)>surgery>inflation>the chinese (food)How does shorn maintain such heft?
>just take it, bro
>>151029781they say the camera adds a couple of stone, and he is always fucking putting himself in front of one.
>>151029870
>waitign for International Championship Qualifiers
>miss all of the action yesterday>check resultsGWAN ANTKNEE, I guess.>>151020284Imagine...
>>151036021>not imagining you're watching an HD stream of Mark Lloyd v Peter Devlin
>>151044567I'd rather watch Baipat playing live in reality.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJuKUp--_9c
GWAN BAIPATGWAN HUGILL
McGill looking very cueballesque.
GWAN THRILLHO
Antonii will do the needful, I believe.
GWAN TONY McTANA
wew what a zest
GWAN MAGICIAN
>gwanning sh*rn
>>151045919>Named Magician >Dressed as SupermanVery fraudulent
M C S E T T L E D
>audio from ITV4 stream synched to video from russian streamhow long will it hold??
we wuz robbed of a Blorky final
>>151045578How does Morph stand a chance when McGill can control the cue ball with his mind?
>that yellow
We're in the McKill Zone
>>151047050
Gave that one away lmao
>4-2I'm starting to believe. A very bad sign.
>>151048204>that pot It's habbening
ok maybe not
>>151048286
>4-4I guess it could've been worse.
>>151048704
where my puzzlel bros at?
>>151050928Deceased
>>151052363n-no
https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=353
>Blorpy
The problem with morph is he always tries to roll it in
GO ON THE THRILLHO>>151055165I'd think of some other problems.
GWAN GILLY
Best with the Rest eh?
nooo
>>151055464Yes, the post-meal rest.
Four more...
>>151055615heh
