Why do baseball players have zero aura?
Chikaner thread
>>150989481You mean wh*te boys?
>>150989954We know you're white, anon.
ridiculous claim
>Why do baseball players have zero aura?
>>150989481White people evolved in cold climates where the survival pressure dictated you must be efficient and effective without excess. Shitskins evolved in hot climates where food was abundant and every time they found a banana to eat they started twerking and hooting and hollering in celebration. It's called humility you have to be white or asian to understand it.
>>150989481because they play baseball
there used to be chud seethe at some of the latinos for celebrating too much lol but I think that died down
Only pitchers are allowed to celebrate and all pitchers are autistic
>>151000336This is the closest, but I agree that baseball players are not cool. I hear people mention jazz chisolm but dude is embarrassing. JRam is also very cool; but not in a traditional way.
>>150989481>noooooo, he isn't dancing and jumping around every time something happens?!?!>why isn't he wearing 5 pounds of shitty jewelry, whyyyyyyy??? Nooooo!!!
>>150989954white skateboarders and football players have aura.
baseball in general prioritizes being an husky boy who's autistically obsessed with tweaking things about your swing, your launch angle, shit like that. in football/basketball if you're big or strong enough you can just do whatever cool shit you want and it'll work out a lot of the time
>>150989481It's the most nerd friendly sport
It's an everyman sport
Because it allows for more dad bods than other sports (Jokic does not have a dad bod, he's 7 feet tall)
>>150989481>Relatively Small West Coast market>Known for being relatively weird, but artsy>Only been good for a couple of seasons reallyGive him a few seasons and he'll have an Aura. If I learned anything from the Early-90s it's that Seattle is great at manufacturing a marketable aura.
>>150989481it's their attire
>>151003110oh like this?…
or like this?
