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Kickoff in 20 bings, incoming shitshow
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God I hate these shit gay intros on all the channels. We don't care about you
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What's it like living on the west coast where these games start at 5:00, three full hours before you get home from your commute?
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Kyler is short
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shit bird teams
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You now remember Anquan Boldin
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how the hell are the cards 2-1, this feels like a USFL game
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>>150991800
No he's not. He's just short compared to the giants on the field. He's normal height.
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How are they looking boys?
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Darnold gets too spooked at times when he has a good pocket. Its like he has Jets PTSD.
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Let's go, Seahawks. Keep the ball movin' boys.

>>150991824
Damn, I hated that guy.
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Two poop teams
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Seattle moving bruh
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>>150991824
I traded Alan Faneca for a rookie Larry Fitz in Madden 2003. I think it was 2003 anyway. In 2005 I traded for Boldin.
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Darnoldbros, we eatin good
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>>150991831
>5'10"
>Normal height
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Women shouldn't be allowed at professional football games.
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>>150991824
I don't know what team he played on or what position, but I can never forget that name, 10/10 football name.
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WHITE QBS!
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Is Marvin Harrison Jr officially a bust at this point?
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>>150991832
Really good: you're about to have a feast. enjoy brother, I'm jealous
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Barner unironcially might be the best TE in the nfc west right now. Very underrated pass catcher.
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Terrible coverage
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so... darnold MVP season?
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>>150991882
he has a shit qb, I wouldn't say that
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>>150991882
You look hot, for a dude.
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fucking trash game don't know why I even bother with TNF it's games nobody wants to see every week
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cooked him
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This is such a meme game. Two bird teams being absolute 'tards with and around each other. Pottery.
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Why can’t the Cards play like a pro team? When they’re on offense, they make my head hurt.
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>Kiwi cuck thought Milroe would ever play
He's 3rd string for a reason. He looked pedestrian against 3rd and 4th stringers He'll get cut in 2 years and Darnold will start beyond then.
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Guys, please I need to know. Is Darnold actually good? I can’t tell
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TOUCHDOWN, SEAHAWKS
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FREE BIRD!!!
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>day off work tomorrow
>case of rainier
>mariners about to clinch the 2 seed
>seahawks bootyblasting the tardinals
feelsgoodman
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Why have the cards held onto Kyler for so long? It’s obvious he’s a trash tier qb. They have no future with him.
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Bryce Young is better and more likeable than Kyler Murray.
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Amon-Sneed St. Chuck
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Darnold is playing like Hasselbeck right now.
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>>150991904
I’m legit waiting for some massive meltdown in his play, but I’m starting to believe the jets are just dogshit at developing QBs and this dude might actually be a top 10 QB
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hahahahaha 3 new threads at one time
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Holy fuck we’re gonna get ran over lol
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no one likes this thread
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>>150991966
I like this thread.
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>>150991925
>I can't tell
Really? You can't tell if a guy who threw for 4,300 yards and 35 touchdowns in the NFL is good? Look at how pedestrian the current Vikings QB look if you need confirmation.
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Go to the other thread faggots
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>>150991934
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couple of shit birds, Randy
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>>150991956
>the jets are just dogshit
yes
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>>150991925
I am a huge Darnold hater, so it's shocking and relieving to see him do well. They've clearly built a good team around him and have a solid gameplan to play to his strengths.

>>150991941
I wish I had taken tomorrow off. I was at that game last night and I am still tired.
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>>150991944
Franchise QBs are hard to come by, the Cardinals thought they might have their guy after finally drafting #1 overall and they took a chance and paid him big. Remember, the Cardinals have literally never had a franchise QB in their entire history and they are the oldest team in the league. Of course they took the gamble.
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>>150991984
That webm is so true king
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why did the mod/jannies get rid of my game thread
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>Gifted up front
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>>150991984
they skipped the part where the nog chimped out and assaulted a cop
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>>150992001
>I was at that game last night and I am still tired.
same, I took today and tomorrow off knowing I was going to be incapacitated after last nights game
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>>150991952
Busting out an oldie from after the Beastquake game at the mention of Hasselbeck.

SACK
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SACKED
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>>150992017
cause it was made by a faggot
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>>150992001
At least tomorrow is Friday. Mariners have always been my AL team (I'm a Reds fan and liked Griffey, playing Triple Play 98 etc)
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get this manlet off the team holy fuck
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uh oh shartinal down
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>>150991944
He makes a good play once every 5 games and tricks the Cards into thinking they have something with him. Iirc he's able to be traded after this season so they might let him go if they have another failed season
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>told a guy in the other thread we're using that thread
>I'm actually posting in this thread
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>>150991984
Maybe don't commit crimes and the cops won't be on your ass?
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How do people watch this shit? Fucking cut after cut away from the fucking game just to have some old faggot in my ear telling me about the play I JUST saw.
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>>150992033
im no faggot I AM ANON
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>Dat turd
How much is that midget making again?
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>D-Backs get embarrassed in an 8-0 shutout to the Doyers
>Cardinals offense is worse than a high school offense

Should I take up chronic drinking?
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>>150992044
Don't ever talk shit about Al Michaels again or else
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>>150992039
>who look I'm le trolling!
>it'a my personality!
you're pussy repelent. I can fuck the women you want after like 5 sentences.
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I have literally never been to the Pacific Northwest, in my head it’s just a bunch of effeminate white liberals whining 24/7 while getting rained on
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this manlet cant do shi
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>>150992039
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>>150992039
Absolutely devilish
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I miss Carson Palmer
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I guess this is the thread
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Why is this thread so dead? Do these teams not have fans?
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>>150992042
you dont have to commit crimes to be profiled
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>3rd and 15
>immediately runs out of the pocket and out of bounds

Oof
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God I hate all those gargoyles they just shit all over the place
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>>150992071
theres 4 threads up because retardation
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>>150992059
You haven't stepped outside your house in 3 days.
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Xbox clause
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>>150992055
What did we do to deserve this perpetual misery? It literally never fuckin ends.
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I feel like Arizona doesnt give a fuck about winning.
They just let this entertaining midget play QB and as long as they get a couple of wins a year theyre happy.

Are Cardinals fans not over the speedy midget gimmick?
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this Canadian stream has some weird fucking commercials.
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>>150992071
Seattle fags are high on baseball right now, historic season for them
arizona is a plastic state
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why would you ever draft a manlet qb
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come on jannies, clean up that mess on the 'log
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Here's my shopping list so far. Anything else I should add?
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>>150991820
>>150990786
>the front door slams
>Carlie walks inside, I hear her heavy footsteps hitting the ground
>her heels click click click as she walks from the door to the kitchen
>I walk down to the kitchen
>"Down" she says, motioning toward the ground, as she leans on the island of the kitchen, looking at her phone
>I get on my knees
>she finishes typing her reply to whatever email she was checking
>"come here" she says, as she leans on the island, and pulls her dress up, revealing her thighs and a tight g string
>I move behind her and wait on my knees
>"Practice was long and I have that thing tonight, go ahead" she says, pulling her g string to the side
>I start to kiss her ass cheeks slowly
>"no, straight to my pussy. We're in a hurry"
>I obey
>her moans are muffled but they increase in volume
>"Good boy, now my ass"
>I switch to her ass, still keeping my pace
>"Yes, yes...keep going..."
>she starts to play with her clit until she climaxes
>"Mmmm, yes, good boy..." she says as she motions for me to to sit back
>she makes a show of snapping the string back between her cheeks
>she drops her dress
>"I need to hop in the shower before that executive dinner tonight. I'll leave some money on the counter for you to order, don't wait up for me"
>she turns around and looks at me
>"Oh, I almost forgot. You were very good but I won't have time to unlock you tonight. Maybe tomorrow after practice. It's a short week so I might have to catch a flight right from practice, if I won't be home I'll leave the key on the nightstand in the morning"
>I remain on my knees as she walks out of the room, her heels clicking against the floor
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>>150992060
I went there on vacation last year and it's actually the nicest area in the country, but it's expensive and full of faggots. This is less than an hour outside of Seattle.
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>>150992094
There have been 4 different cheese brands lmao
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>>150991812
You WILL migrate to the real thread
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btw incase you missed the breaking news

shaun alexander and his wife are expecting their 14th child

FOURTEEEN

she has been pregnant for 10.5 years
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>>150992044
stop talking shit about Al Michaels right now.
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>>150992059
This was completely random and unnecessary
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>>150992105
>fat free bacon
lol what
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>>150991925
Hes a great qb but he has lamar syndrome and collapses in high pressure games. That lions game for the 1 seed and the playoff game were not good
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>>150990683
fpbp
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>>150992111
im not read any of this shit...LETS GO BEARS
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>>150992105
Way too much fatty shit. Cut out like 3/4th of this. Only fat you should be getting in your diet is from raw milk (if you know, you know).
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>>150992072
Who let reddit in?
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>>150992092
We’re over sports in general here desu. 24 years and counting without a championship in this city.
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>>150992074
Kyler should have played baseball. He was really good and would have been traded away from the Athletics to a bigger market team, by now.

>>150992105
That is some feminine looking writing; show tits.
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>>150992114
>This is less than an hour outside of Seattle.
It does get a bit more normal out that way. RIP Seattle.
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>>150992092
Watching Kyler Murray play is like receiving a Fell For It Again Award the minute someone says he's a Top 10 QB after playing one good game
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>>150992100
Heckin baseball prospect just like Russel Wilsorino or something
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>>150992135
God I wish I would've fucked a black chick before getting married
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>>150992084
How do we avoid this? Is there a system that works?
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why arent more teams doing the squib kick on kick off like the rams?
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I love my Mazda, bros
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>>150992087
Brother I work 6 days a week and hit the bars after and on weekends go clubbing. Not trying to brag but if I'm stating facts I legit roll in pussy.
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Is Mike McDonaldl that small or is that bird that big
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>>150991831
> Im not bad at my job. Im just not as good as the people Im competing with.
> oh and my job is to win competitions
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>>150992066
Me too. He actually played with soul.

>>150992091
I assume our misery gives the Lord amusement.
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>>150992157
Communist
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I heavily associate the Seahawks, Saints, and Packers with Halo and Pepsi
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The greatest tradition of NFL is and will always be the shitty and nonsensical statistic animations
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>>150992135
Imagine all the crazy positions she knows
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>>150992155
Best method on most boards is that they'll wait until the thread is on page 10 to make a new one.
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>>150992060
PNW here (Oregon), in the cities yeah you're not wrong. In the more rural areas it's very beautiful and surprisingly conservative
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>>150992146
I actually liked Seattle rather a lot, every inch is covered in graffiti but aside from that it's clean, nice, very pretty, great food.
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>>150992111
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Gonna start drinking heavily...and no, not a tardinals fan. I just do this now.
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name 3 books
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>>150992152
Just be happy you didn't get the inevitable std from one. They also smell weird.
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>>150991837
really? I saw the opposite. He held the ball FOREVER when he dirted it at K9's feet. Dude needs a clock to dump.
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>arizona defense
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>>150992157
Post your wheels pussy
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>>150992119
Women obey alphas males. Pathetic beta males have to beg their wife for permission to have one kid.
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>>150992185
1984
The Hobbit
Jackie Chan
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>hiring the flavor of the month coordinator meme
ishiggy, just hire gruden
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>people loudly cheering for Seattle in Arizona
So they're basically California 2.0?
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>>150992066
Of course you do, he was legit going to win your Cards a superbowl before he got hurt.
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This game kinda sucks, ladz.
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>>150992111
Sounds like a good coastie
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>>150992185
>I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
>Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
>Runaway Jury
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>>150992162
Are you quoting the wrong person? Because he wins a fair amount of games despite being average height.
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Is it me or is the Cardinals O-line shit?
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Are cardinals uniforms some weird piss tinted white or is my tvs colors off?
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>>150992187
That's only poor blacks that grow up in black neighborhoods
Simone most definitely grew up in an affluent white neighborhood and likely doesn't have stds
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>hawks harnessing the 49ers evil injury juju and unleashing it on the cards
i don't think they can be stopped bros...
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>>150992158
That's what a basement dweller would say.
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>>150992208
Thinking im about to go to bed early
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>>150992206
Always have been.
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>>150992206
yes, I was watching their baseball team play LA and the stadium was almost majority dodgers fans lol
pathetic state and fan base
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>>150992225
They are tortilla colored
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>>150992206
Tons of Seattlites have moved to Arizona because its cheaper, not California, and close to home
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>>150992207
Against that Denver defense?
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>another injury
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>>150992185
The Bible
The quaran
The talmud
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>>150992152
Imagine a woman saying this about a black guy tho
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>>150992185
hi 3 books
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>>150992185
Dune
Dune Messiah
Children of Dune
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>>150991882
The interception tells the story; that should be on his highlight reel.
What I think happened is he gave up on the route, making INT his fault.
If not, then its Kylers fault; but Kyler will still blame him right or wrong.

So either way, Kyler fucking hates MarHar.
Dudes a bust, coaches are blinde.
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>>150992227
just karma for all the injuries we have had at this dump of a stadium over the years
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>>150992206
City of transplants and snowbirds combined with every local team sucking and not winning shit for decades will do that.
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>>150992152
No you don't faggot
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Calais Campbell is still playing?!
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My point is you're an incel and I'm not. Reality ain't changing just because you say so, I live it.
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>3rd and 19
>run the ball up the middle
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>>150992250
Yeah but im not a woman
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>>150992224
Seahawks is probably worse although their rookie Zabel is great. Idk about Cardinals but the Seahawks do have a great defense
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>3rd and 19
>run up the middle
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>3rd and 19
>hand off
???
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>>150992226
You'd be surprised.
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>3rd and long
>run the ball
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>>150992175
Hmmm I thought every reply bumped the thread to the first page...
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>>150992169
Why??
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>>150992185
The Haunted Mask
Say Cheese! And Die
You Can't Scare Me!
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>>150992205
They cant handle feeling nicey
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>>150992152
The one I smashed smelled normal but she did give me an STD
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>3rd and 19
>RUN THAT DRAW
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>>150992169
Because they were fun to use in Madden 07?
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>>150992275
yeah both are looking worse than usual.
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>>150992173
exactly why I keep that pic...she looks like a whore in the sheets
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>>150992283
>>150992278
>>150992276
>>150992272
First game?
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>>150992293
R.L. (((stine)))
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Seahawks are the definition of a wildcard team, and I say that out of appreciation as a fan of neither of these teams.
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>>150992274
But imagine your wife said that
Be the change you want to see in the world and acknowledge double standards
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>>150992272
>>150992276
>>150992278
>>150992283
shit pisses me off. go for the first, or just punt on third down.
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Guys, femboy gf just texted me that shes boypreggers, what do i do?
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>>150992206
Ever heard of Snowbirds? Yeah, Arizona is Florida for the Western and Central US
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>>150991925
Im seeing pocket problems. ITs not all his fault but he aint helping; and is definitely holding ball too long.

Some of Brady's best plays were when he throws the ball in the dirt.
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>>150992254
The SPICE must flow!
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>>150992309
daaaaa jjjjoooooooooooozzzzzzz
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>>150992296
Think she plays those guitars or is she at her sugar daddies house?
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>>150992111
Why are the Irsays so fucking weird?
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>>150992323
seek professional help
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>>150992323
boybortion time
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hmm, I think I will pick tonight to be my first time ever watching an NFL game
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>>150992323
Bussybortion
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Cardinals defense is looking good
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>>150992306
Go back to designing functional playcalls instead of shitposting on /sp/ee, Petzing.
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>>150992309
He one of the good ones thoughbeit
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>>150992331
Correct.
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>>150992275
Cross and Sundell are solid
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so is the other thread gonna finna be new thread when this thread 404 cause I want my old thread back
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>kickoff in 20 bings
why is this dead pre-game thread still active?
>>150991812 This is the actual game thread

>>150992323
tell him to stop eating so much god damn taco bell
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Bad idea getting Will Arnett to be the spokesperson for anything, anything he tries to peddles will immediately sound like a scam given the acting roles he has had to play.
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>>150992345
Honestly, a good first choice as any . Definition of a meme game.
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what in the fuck was that throw lmao
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>>150992345
Please don't, this is going to be a garbage fucking game, watch Colts/Rams this Sunday.

In fact this game is so bad i'm gonna go get high so I can stand it.
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Murray fucking sucks lmao
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>>150992185
Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants
The Moral Landscape
Animal Farm
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I feel bad for Cardinals receivers. Kyler throws the ball straight at your chest. Looks hard as hell to catch it.
Its not felling down into your chest its like shooting up directly into your chest because hes throwing it from such a low angle
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Holy shit Marv what the fuck are we doing bud
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>mitsubishi marv
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Lmao
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>>150992373
Everyone is retarded
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>>150992317
Not like I'm expecting them to win the division but that's spot on
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>>150992361
That dog looks like his owner is an autist who knows a lot about pro wrestling.
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>>150992352
winnar
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I don't know if I'll even be happy with a win if we somehow do that.
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>>150992293
Ngl the one about the haunted dummy fucked me up bad as a kid
But im more of a Michigan Chillers kinda guy
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These Cardinals helmets are pretty fucking nice. I like the flat colors and the off white.
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Wilson is better than MHJ
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Why don't these niggas ever wipe their sweat off
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>>150992387
>Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants
I have not seen a book I wanted to read more in the last decade.
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>finally listen to kyler and draft an elite WR
>kyler is too retarded to make use of him
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Homie was trying to suplex him.
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Cards will win this game 16-14
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>>150992323
>boypreggers
I hate this world so, so much.
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Bustvin Bustison Junior
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When are the cards finally going to accept Kyler is shit
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>""""""5'10"""""""""
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kek witherspoon talking shit to a coach
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fucking midget cant throw over the line kek
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>L'Jarius Sneed
Will I play this year, bros?
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Wtf I'm already on my last silver bullet from the sixer this clock is slowed
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I miss Berdposting so bad, bros. Why can't the Cardinals be gud again?
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#freemcbride
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>>150992401
Ok how you know?
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>>150992402
are those fake tits...i cant tell the different anymoar
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>>150992374
All I can think of is Gob the magician
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>>150992323
I hate how easy it is to ragebait people
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>>150992417
Thats bullshit but I believe it.
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>>150992414
>mhj
>not a retarded bust
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>>150992323
eat it
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McBride better make bank on his next contract.
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These jerseys are hideous but the helmets look nice
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>>150992337
Drugs
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I can never root for Trey McBride
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>Marvin Harrison Jr just has a shit qb!
So does Nabers and he looks amazing
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>>150992430
These little rockers are so cute
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>>150992402
She's mid, ew.
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mariners just clinched the bye week
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>>150992436
You tell me.
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cardinals don't feel like one of the oldest nfl teams they have expansion team energy
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>>150992468
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>>150992459
I think if the uniforms were a uniform off-white light-beige, it'd look good. But it looks like everyone's wearing clothes that got hit by a septic tank and they couldn't get the stains out
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>xhehawks letting a midget pass on them
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>>150992455
he's already the second highest paid te, retard. $72m/4y
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>>150992474
So you dont know?
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>>150992473
>all this for a ALDS elimination
lol, lmao even
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>>150992473
Time to celebrate again v
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THROW IT TO MHJ
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>>150992482
not all hapa are cute she is mid
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>>150992436
>>150992474
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>Black receivers
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This game is fucjing slop jesus
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>>150992468
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>>150992498
yeah how did that work out
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>>150992498
Good job
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>>150992498
YOU GOT YOUR WISH LMAOOOOOOO
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>>150992478
That's because they moved, if they were still the Chicago Cardinals they'd be like the Cubs, the lovable loser second team.
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Marvin Harrison Jr's mom should have swallowed.
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Harrison is getting benched kwab
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>>150992482
Hear those cute little chirps everyday little rascals know my schedule
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Yo MHJ fucking sucks
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holy shit WTF
also is that an EEEENT or FOOOOOMBLE?
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OH NONONOONONONOONONONONO
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LOL HOLY SHITY
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dude...
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>what a throw here
Bro what?
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They passed on Ricky Pearsall for this?

The Cardinals are retarded.
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>>150992498
what the fuck is wrong with you
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Two picks
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KWAB
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lol
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Bahahahahahaha
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>bringing this much shame to the family
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KEK
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MHJ should get credit for both picks
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>>150992413
There is a LOT of chemistry and it is dense, but his anecdotes and humor are spot on. I especially liked when he mentioned that a particularly harsh oxidizer was hypergolic* with (usual list of fuels) sand, water and rocket engineers.

*Ignites/explodes upon contact with
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>Murray
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>>150992502
Look how they massacred my girl
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Certified KWABOTW
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>korean QBs
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>>150992498
why he is a fukken bust
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>>150992518
he ain't a leader what, he was never shit
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>>150992498
lol lmao
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>>150992414
He’s elite alright elite at sucking
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this dude was such an overhyped bust holy shit
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>MEME GAME
>MEME GAME
>MEME GAME
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>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
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mhj trying to get traded to the chiefs isnt he
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>>150992498
...
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Holy fuck Harrison Jr has sucked major donkey nuts so far, not impressed whatsoever.
How the fuck do we always manage to draft a bust? Every single time, without fail, at every position. Save for Larry.
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That nigga is straight up retarded
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>INT
>Again
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>>150992491
Then his next one should be bigger.
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>4th pick
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>>150992540
If he didn't name his son Marvin, he wouldn't have either been drafted.
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>>150992512
>>150992430
Arizona doesn't even have these cardinals lol
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Hall of Famer Kenny Easley is pleased with that interception.
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is that really an INT though? seems like it could be a fumble
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>used mazda with 100k miles marv
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this is fucking embarrassing
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bruh
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>>150992526
He didnt catch it and make a football move
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kek desu
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>>150992514
>>150992515
>>150992516
>>150992533
>>150992554
I am sorry.
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>terds
Is the Legion of Boom, dare I say, BACK???
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>>150992374
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KEK. Marv got the rips. NabersCHADS looks like we won.
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>>150992544
KEK
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He's gotta be doing this on purpose to get out of Arizona, right?
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>>150992430
I don't remember them being good since like 2009 bro
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>>150992512
What is he trying to tell us
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Now watch as D*rn*ld goes 4 & out and they kick a missed FG
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Should I get into gambling? I have like $2,000 of disposable income a month.
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>Maserati Marvin
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This is why you dont draft rich nepo baby sons of players

They have no hunger to do well at all
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Hey anon, I told you Odunze and Pearsall were better than MHJ
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The entire NFCW should be banned from Thursday night games
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>>150990593
Marvin Chairison Troonior
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We’re really gonna blame Kyler for that interception?
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I bet the under
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>>150992578
cards use to be a Chicago home of the cardinal
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>>150992597
He wants to come home
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>>150992473
Based
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>>150992544
I feel so fucking bad for laughing at this, two men lost their lives for no reason. But the irony of it is so so so funny
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>>150992604
invest it in shitcoins if you want to gamble instead
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>>150992577
nah he was legit at ohio state. something about this franchise just kills nfl careers
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>>150992580
A literal 10 10 she's gorgeous
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Cardinals are my favorite common birb, seeing them makes me happy and there's one that always is on my fence post when I get home from work a few days a week
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dont come here
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>>150990786
Nice try but I don't have a job
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>>150992565
Budda was a steal lol.

Also can I either get fucking cancer and die, or have somene just goddamn shoot me.
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>>150992604
No invest it or save
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I'm sure there are Cardinals fans in here who were riding high after beating the powerful Saints and Panthers in here
I'm sure of it
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I'm thinking the Seahawks defense is legit...
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>>150992632
But I like Norway
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MHJ should be benched, he can't even run half his routes correctly and when he gets a reception, he bobbles it or worse
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>MHJ is just too smart to play football
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>>150992622
Should have updated the logo to the desert cardinal when they moved
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Stop blaming Murray for this shit, he's trying his best. Can't say the same for harrison "jr"
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>>150992604
Get into whores
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>>150992626
Don't worry the faggot whose being mocked here would laugh at you if you were killed.
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I remember when people were saying MHJ was the safest pick in a decade. Bust-proof, they said.
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>>150992565
He's not doing good but your retarded spazzy offense is doing him no favors. It's just stupid chaos every play. Hard for a rookie to get settled.
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>>150992617
I blame him for being named Kyler and a manlet
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>>150992626
>Latina
she looks Pajeet.
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How was that not PI?
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Throw it to JSN, none of these other fags can catch.
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oh man he had it too
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>>150992647
ok you can come
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>>150992544
>>150992626
what's the story?
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>>150992626
I don't get it.
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I've come to the conclusion Darnold is a top 5 qb and Seattle sucks dicks
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Mr Popo lookin ahh bum
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>>150992661
I'd eat 'er butt desu
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>>150990786
I live in the Rockies do it starts at the perfect time
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>>150992667
Horton is the best you can get
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>>150992661
She looks Arab to me
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FUUUUUUCK SO CLOSE
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>>150992402
me in the back
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>>150992604
buy me a pc
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Marvin Harrison killed a man
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Say what you will, but I like Campbell
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>>150992631
I have a huge pine looking bush and the cardinals live it in during winter, I feed them seed and even bought a small heated water fountain so they have water. They are true bros
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>>150992679
why do they hug that way
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Darnold is so good, you're stupid if you think Milton is EVER playing. Darnold wasn't the #1 recruit in college for a reason.
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>>150992676
>>150992677
Lefty tried to shoot ICE agents to free illegals, ends up killing the illegals and killing himself.
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harrison is afraid to get hit...this nigga needs a shrink
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>>150992604
Its never enough I remember winning 5k my biggest win ever this time last year and lost 3k of it the next couple weeks
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MJH would be an all pro if he was on the chargers with Harbs couching him
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>>150992691
Marvin Harrison is a studio gangster
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>>150992691
His son is killing a whole team
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>>150992697
Love them, they are bros
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MHJ IS A BUST
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Damn how the fuck did they fix Sam Darnold
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ken 3 sticks cuts to much, he needs to go forward not lateral
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>>150992609
odunze has had two good games in his career and Pearsall is always hurt/being shot
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>>150992700
You mean Milroe
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>M A S E R A T I
>M A R V I N
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Can we admit MHJ is actually shit
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>>150992698
so you can get a whiff of there pits
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>taunting
Soft league
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>>150992691
Marvin Harrison folds his pizza.
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>no fun league
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>>150992690
I browse on a $80 chromebook.
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Faggot ass refs
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>>150992716
They cut him from the jets
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if im Murray im not throwing the ball to Harrison
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LMAO
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>>150992691
here is something you can't understand
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>>150992627
I lost 30k on vine coin this year fuck off
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>>150992676
>>150992677
Communist LARPer tried to shoot up an ICE, facility, and just randomly peppered it with bullets and accidentally shot and killed two migrants and zero ICE officers before he offed himself
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>NOOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN TAUNT!
>THATS AN INSTANT DOWN DOOT
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>>150992728
wtf based women
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Why are there two threads
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RETARD
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Incredibly soft call
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>>150992640
They trick me into believing every year somehow.
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why did Minnesota get rid of Darnold after 15 win season
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Darnold is beginning to see ghosts
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>>150992739
then don't invest over your 2k monthly limit goy
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>>150992715
this is sexaul harassment
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bless al micheals for making thursday game commentary suck less
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>>150992724
Yeah I do, same player though.
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>>150992735
They traded him retard he never got cut by the Jets
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PUSSY FUCKING LEAGUE
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Reminder that the NFL only flags "taunting" because they know that 95% of their players can't get "dey egos checked" without chimping out and there would be fights constantly otherwise.
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SOFTINALS
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>>150992631
I swear the cardinal is one bird I can just think of and it will appear truly some sort of matrix hack
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taunting is a felony that so fukken racist seeing that 80% of the players are black
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>>150992740
VUNTER SLAUSH KAPUSHKA
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>taunting
Neck yourself jewdell
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Darnold is mighty impressive. Must have been all those swisha sweets he has been smoking.
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>>150992715
how many SSRIs is she on just to function?
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There really needs to be some kind of solution to these refs
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>>150992733
Based, what distro?
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they should let them fight like hockey
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TNR
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I hate that we're wasting Calais Cambell's last year
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>>150992762
>al micheals
I can't believe how old he is. Corso ain't got nothin on Michaels.
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I believe in Sam Darnold
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>>150992691
and he was 100% in the right to do so. it's a very retarded idea to try to rob a business in indiana
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>>150992760
seriously: could you imagine if a man did some shit like this at their office? In a man way, of course.
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>>150992755
vikings went with their favorite gayboy instead
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it's crazy how calais is still good after all these years
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>sharp pain in my ear
fellas is it safe to mix advil with booze?
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>mfw this game ends 7-3
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FIRED AL MICHAEL
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>>150992762
He's at his ZERO FUCKS GIVEN phase that every boomer goes thru.
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>>150992794
$55M/yr.
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>>150992769
coward
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>>150992798
Yes
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>>150992762
but fuck Herby for making it much money ch worse
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>>150992755
They are a cursed org. They have shit for brains.
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>>150992768
My mom believes similar, in that they are spiritual in some way... appear at the right time and always seem to catch your eye and distract you, at times ethereally
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>>150992775
Nah bro, it's getting some time to develop and not playing for a incompetent poverty franchise.
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taunting should be mandatory
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>>150992755
Minnesota is allergic to success. The entire state is like that.
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>>150992781
mint
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>>150992781
Which what?
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>>150992733
$28 Fire tablet here.
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Would these girlbosses cheer for The Darnold or Lil Kyler?
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>>150992825
fantome
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I hate music movies.
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>>150992840
>Lil Kyler
kek
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>>150992798
only thing to really worry about with pain killers is women who are pregnant should seriously avoid Tylenol in all its forms
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>>150992704
i mean he did lose ohio state a natty from getting hit too hard so I can see how that could give someone ptsd. I imagine he also spent a lot of time around reggie wayne who was the king of avoiding getting hits
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>>150992798
Yes. Advil may cause stomach bleeding but it's better than alcohol + tylenol double teaming your liver
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>>150992842
slut
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I'm a Shithawks fan and will give them that, that was blatant taunting
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Are those dirt specks part of the Cardinals uniform?
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>>150992825
Mint?
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>>150992840
Why'd they do it bros?
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>>150992823
>>150992812
>>150992794
>they're seething in the middle of the week about my Kangz.
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So both teams have good defense and shit offense but Cardinals should """"technically""""" have a better one
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>>150992808
AL MICHAEL should be fired for saying taunting is a felony. that so fukken racist seeing that 80% of the players are black
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>>150992819
Yeah she told me this also
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>they'll never catch m....
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>>150992868
the mole
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Amon-Ra St. Brown runs this shit
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>>150992840
Bullshit that uggo has a sneaky link
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>halftime faptime approaching
what shemale should i jack off to, lads?
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>>150992849
Poor tylenol babbys
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>>150992840
They call cheer for Kyler except for the Asian girl
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>>150992840
What the HECK is going on in that video???
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>>150992884
Jade Venus's beautiful cock.
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>boos
uh oh cards
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don't make a new thread recycling the other one
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TUSH PUSH
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>>150992869
Because womeme.
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I think I have diabetes, not going to go to the doctor tho so I guess I'll just drop dead one of these days
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>>150992853
oh shit I forgot about that hit...he had not been the same player since that hit
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>>150992884
This
>>150992868
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>>150992872
this
go cardna
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>>150992755
They didn't plan to get humiliated in two games back to back by the Loins and Rams and they decided to blame Darnold for having a below average performance when the Vikings put on an all-time stinker performance with their defense and o-line in their final two games. They really believed that JJ McCarthy was the future of their team because KOC is a QB whisperer or something
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>>150992840
Trench coat girl will let you put it anywhere and finish anywhere
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>>150992900
You're too old, it happens
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>>150992825
/g/entomen stay winning
>>150992831
https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki/Main_Page
>>150992840
The most productive project managers
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>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
>fagler muttray
>fagizona shartinals
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7-3 ... what a slurp fest. Grim.
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why the fuck would they ever subject us to primetime tardinals
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>>150992755
obviously the guy who 80% accurate because he exclusively throws behind the los is the better fit
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>>150991812
>>150991812
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>>150992900
i dont care I just want to fuck the tiny one...my pp likes her a lot
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>>150992900
itty bitty titties and a bob
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>>150992884
>shemale
The Cowboys aren't playing yet
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>>150992886
Any old unc ass born in the 90s is fucked their moms were smoking and popping Tylenols like tic tacs
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>>150992939
7....and 3....now why do those numbers seem so familiar?
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Why are black pypo's eyes so red?
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>Canadian father shot dead in Wisconsin
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Why are white wrs so much better on average than black Wrs?
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Arroyo just taunted that guy!
Oh wait he's white
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The darnold simply isnt human
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>>150992966
And there it is
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SAM VICK
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>>150992966
IQ > running fast
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>>150992966
man fuck your cracker ass, watch this int next drive
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>>150991812
>>150991812

.
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>>150992945
same
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Kyler is that nigga. You’ll all see someday.
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>>150992958
dey tired mang
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>>150992961
50 bucks on it being a negro. Just saw the story, shame dumb Whites will keep going to shitholes like Wisconsin that are practically enemy territory now.
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LOL my Chiefs would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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>>150992995
Yes, some day I will buy a magnifying glass.
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>>150992973
Yeah, hes a filthy ginger.
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>>150992762
His voice is the most nostalgic for me
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>>150992798



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