'stros
Dodgers will be your 2025 World Series Champions
I like the Cubbies
>>150990810no… NO!
I think this thread SUCKS
>>150990815Only if Koufax dies.
*enters a tripfag era*
>white sux>the state of toronto choke jays
>>150990831give us Campy
>I like the Cubbies
>>150990863104-69 NOW
The slider from McLean is so good
It will be a Mariners-Phillies World SeriesPhillies in 6, sadly. Screencap this
>>150990884Let's give them Cubbie Bears a chance!
>>150990863
>>150990831
Yeah this guy is gonna mow the cubbies down. On the bright side he’s better than anyone the padres have (not counting bullpen)
>>150990810Someone make nu. Faggots need 9mm to the back the head
>>150990879what a fat fuck
>>150990879KEK
Go Mets, fuck the Janks
Mariners!
>>150990933shit up, faggot
>Let's give them Cubbie Bears a chance!
Strikeout or weak pop up call it
the 2025 Mets have been wildly disappointing
>>150990879Is the redsox RF dating his trans roommate? Because he gunned Kirk down in front of 40,000 people.
>>150990879kek tubby seething
>>150990957Let's give them Cubbie Bears a chance!
>>150990957more like>seethes at based chickaner
>>150990968thats Ice Spice
>>150990958T’was a strikeout
>>150990879why the fuck do they let fat lards like that guy play
>>150990976KEKEKEKEKEKEK
anyone played this game - do you like it? I can get it for like $10 on PS5
This brown soccer faggot talking to himself again? Is he gonna do this every night? Leave us alone
>>150990998muh slugging power
>>150991009>EAlol
>>150990976BURN
>>150990912Yes but have you ever met the Mets bullpen?
The umpire assumes the position behind the catcher. Before the pitch, a surprise in his nether regions unfolds. A hot, wet, seeping torrent of anal produce erupts from his not-so-virgin hole and deluges the batters box with a warm sticky batter of a different kind. His anus continues pulsating as wave after wave of bile and feces torrents from his nether regions, filling the stadium and drowning both teams. The stench is inescapable, a thick miasma of rotten eggs and chlorine. The sphincter has ruptured due to the inhuman force of the anal tsunami, causing red tinges of blood to mix with the fetid tide of asswater. As his body expels the shite deluge he begins to decompose from the inside due to the overabundance of bacterial growth. His rotten carcass is quickly consumed and dissolved by the tidal wave of shit that is blasting and crashing against the bleachers like a tide of ass juice. The ocean of shit is beyond anything humanity has experienced. Thousands flee to the emergency exits only to find wave upon wave of shitwater crashing into them, rendering their escape futile. They succumb, and as the ass juice spills into their mouths and travels through their digestive tracts it causes a chain reaction, releasing more explosive geysers of ass shite that engulf the entire city of Toronto, forever more known as "Shitronto" due to the cataclysmic impact of this shite event. The decontamination will take centuries. This city will be uninhabitable for Millenia. All because an umpire skipped his bathroom break and violated the pitch clock.
>>150991009yeah its kinoI only ever played franchise vs cpu though (cos hard to find games in aussie)
>bullpen day>no-hit the Red Sox>can't score anywaysAt least the Bills look good this year
>>150991029104-69
>>150990892It's like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin
Sorry I'm late. Are all my Cubbie frens here?
i thought imanaga was supposed to be better than yamamoto?
>>150990998fat people sportalways has been
>>150990879Players should get fined for being overweight
>>150990879is ozempic considered peds
wasnt Harry Caray a huge alcoholic that kept track of all the booze he drank daily?
>>15099105627. Yankee Mystique and Jazz Swag
>>150991071WE 106-67 NOW
>>150990879lol
>>150991044checked aussister. I don't play online and will j ust play again the computer
KEK STINKEES
>>150991071yah motha giving us all free blowies
Whitekees.
>>150991107THEY 90-69 NOW
LINDOR 30/30
SWING AND A DRIVE!!
OH NO NO NO CUBES
>>150991071Reporting in. It has NOT been good so far, but I believe in our Cubbies!
Yankees might just be cucked by the Pope Sox in the eleventh hour
no... NO!!
Springer Double Play!
Shota has been so bad recently I think this is just who he is. at least last year was fun
Just hit the ball out of the infeld for fucks sake
>>150991048Yankees have a chance to pull ahead of TorontoCan't even clutch it out against White SoxBruh, the Red Sox are going to the World Series.
>hits your fastball out of wrigley field SNY showed him holding the ball in a splitter grip before putting it in his glove too
Horton BoydJameoShota
It's like you retards forgot what happened Tuesday
>>150991172Braves
>>150991190DON'T POST IT!!!
>they actually think the white sux are gonna win a game at yankee stadium
the doyers will deny dumper his home runs
>>150990976
little rain never hurt anyone...
>>150991190find God
>Todd Hundley mentioned Damn nice catch by Kelly too, catcher kino
>>150991208Dont respond to the hockey retards
>>150991173>soxxies going anywhere I'll believe it when I see it
>>150991231God is a Yankee fan silly
>>150991172anything west of Texas except the A's
>>150991190I remember that day.You were calling yourself "WE 106-67 NOW" and had to change it.
>>150991253Someone's jealous of the Based Habs
>>150991172Mets
KEK CHICANO CUBOS
It's over, my Jays are jinxed
>>150991267No, you people guaranteed I had to change my name and then you choked against Based Bellinger with one strike to go. Top Kek
>>150991172Cubs DodgersCubgers
WOW, A PERFECT GAME!!!HOLY SHIT!!!
>>150991306good to see you have a sense of humor about losing.
I refuse to believe a Canadiens fan would sully themselves in any association with the pinstripes. Absolutely disgusting.
>>150991306what is a 105 win season worth if you lose in the wild card
Good eye! Cub 'em!
>Check the comments for Cubs vs Padres Wild card on talking baseball>everyone saying cubs sweep or cubs in 3Wow lol what's up with all the hostility man, alot of haters here.....
>>150991355padres have the worst fans, especially on twitter
>>150991320>perfect game>three pitchers
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ON MLB? COMBINED PERFECT GAME?
>>150991369t. doyerpaco
>>150991375>>150991381
>>150991331>>150991346We're never losing ever again silly. How can we lose in the WC as Division Champs?>>150991345My Mom is from Montreal, Dad is a New Yorker. Boom roasted. Cope and seethe
c'mon tiggies, let's secure the mariners that bye
>>150991301Time to watch itMy presence WILL jinx it
>>150991355Honestly it's a tossup because both teams are mid
>>150991403you would have to beat the sox first and there is every possibility that the stankees can lose
>>150990876my rockies DESTROYING trendlines
CAN THESE FUCKING WHITE SOX POECE OF HUMAN TRASH ACTUALLY HOLD A LEAD THIS TIME? FUCK IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?NO I GUESS FUCKING NOT
are the brewers good enough to win it all?
>>150991423That I can agree.
This guy is literally raping us
Marlins used RAIN DANCE. It started to rain!What will Phillies do?
Nolan McHim finna dab on the Cubes
>>150991481First time?>>150991445LOL Red Sux in October? 1918 was their last title
>>150991484If you have to ask then no.
>>150991507im' crawling into bed and watching seinfeld reruns, gn
WOW FUCK YOU USELESS WHITE SOX
>>150991481Soxbros... I don't feel so good...
>>150991445AL seeding needs to stay like that
Another hustle single for Vladdy
ninja vladdy
>>150991534Are you from the future? It's still 3-1
Baty Chads?
>>150991534COPE. AND. SEETHE ^_^
good snag
i can't believe detroit is actually winning
>>150991524Best team in Baseball since 2000
>mest
>>150991599dont respond to tripfags
We need a CGSO now more than ever
watching my first perfect game :)
LETS GO BLUE JAYS
>>150991611they're going to pull McLean no later than the 7th to preserve his rookie status (<50IP, he is up to 42.2).
>>150991599At cheating
>>150991630
>>150991644you're about to add another loss to your name, anon
>2 on>0 outssurely...
BATY CHADS
Cubs in shambles
mother fucking cubs
Cubsbros it is NOT looking good!!!!!!!
BATY-CHADS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
BATYGODS REPORT IN
Bust Baty Slam
Congrats again to our Mariners of Seattle
>IT WAS THE WHITE SUX WILL WIN AT YANKEE STADIUM
Cubs are pathetic and worthless
>Brayan Feo
Wow
>>150991675that's why he doesn't have a tripcode. he knows he will have to change his name.
>>150991675WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW BETA?! A STANTONIAN DOUBLE
>HBP with 3 ballsFuck this nigger, get him out of here.
welp im out this MOTHAFUCKAgud series mets hopefully you guys make the 'yoffs
A Stantonian double.
>>150991761yankees aren't making it to the world series they have no fundamentals
Oh no, my Red Sox in big trouble, bases loaded no outs
>>150991766>I can't throw a strike>I guess I'll just beam the ball right at your ankle>I am a nigger after all
Rough inning.
>>150991571
I hate this fucking namefag but you can’t deny since he’s been uppity the yanks have been on a run. Maybe we all should be the worst posters imaginable for good luck?
>justin wilson with the bases loaded no outholy fuck congrats on your perfect game Toronto
>>150991761groundout against an actual MLB team
>>150991786on it
I'm gay
>>150991774YOU SAID THAT LAST YEAR BETA. KEEP LIVING IN THE PAST. YOU CAN'T HANDLE OUR JAZZ SWAG. NEVER. LOSING. AGAIN. COPE. AND. SEETHE
>>150991785niiiice!
>>150991773Is it true that you love the Mets?
>>150991794Someone drew her tits. Someone had to specifically decide how large this cartoons tits would be. They decided to draw the outline and shade them to look a certain size. Do you think the artist was actively thinking>I am drawing tits right now
>>150991772Based PaRappa chad! (Mets can still blow this btw it’s only the 4th).
>>150991818eternally mindfucked since 2024
UH OHHHH STANKEEEEEEES
VARSHOW SALAMI
>>150991796THE WHITE SUX ARE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM UNLIKE TORONTO LOLOLOLOL
>>150991818>jazzno reason to be so uppity
Finally we did something for the first time in 8 games
>>150991810Based. Women are gross.
GGRRRRAND SALAMI!
>BOMBSTON
THANK YOU BASED VARSHOW
>>150991818
Fuck me, man...
My red boys gave away a grandy slammy
>>150991860Nice throwback
>>150991794LMAO!!!
Please finish the job, Tigers. Help the Mariners get the bye and keep the Astros out of the playoffs.
Bello was sitting over there not even believing it
even when mcclean is dealing it’s still a reminder of how utterly fucked our pitching is, just a complete disaster
JOSE JOSE JOSEJOSE JOSE JOSE
>>150991950JINX!
It's over
>>150991835boobs
CLAWBACK
>>150991839What? We're never losing again >>150991838We won the Pennant. That's your teams biggest achievement
If Giménez was 100% healthy he turns that into a triple easily
darude - sandstorm
>>150991993Neither the the jays so good luck in the wild card
>>150992005
If this fucking bullpen somehow throws a combined PG...
>>150991794
>>150992009>2009
>>150992005>>150992015Only Winky is allowed to post charts ASSHOLE
>>150990810cubbernaut em!
GEORGIEWE ARE SO BACK
SPRINGER DINGER
BOMBSTON EXPLODING!!!
LFG!!
The Chadres are going to decimate the cubes
Red sux are mindbroken. Their season is over
what a catch by pca
Disaster inning for Sox
why does PCA always look like he got punched in the mouth a few days ago
>BAWSTON
Holy shit PCA. Cubs outfield has kept at least two runs off the board.
chat, is this real?
>>150991009I played like 1000 hours on SMB3 and then didn’t really touch 4. 3 is more sovl
>>150992144lmao
wouldn't it be wild if the cubbies came back and won?
>>150992144>not mentioning the short porch he calls his home
RIP Perfect game
why even play baseball?
>>150992164Nah that would be really lame I think we all can agree. Mets deserve a chance and I say that as a lifelong cubs fan.
>>150992149You played 1000 hours of Super Mario Bros 3? Hardcore!
>>150992144100% real
PERFECT GAME BROKEN UP TENNIS RACKET
>IBBing Aaron Fudge
lol this blow gays hurler is shook now
Our Cubbies aren't done yet!
Fisher is only good in extras apparently
Boston on the board! Don't celebrate too early jays
>>150991009I bought this in july for 8 bucks. It's fun but I only play it for an hour here or there before I sit sown to watch games some times. There's no real teams and just a few real players, but everything is customizable right out of the box so it's fun that way, people go full autism and create real players. The real players that are in it are fun if you know your baseball
>>150992049don't put that curse on me boy
chicago chuds chipping away
>>150992144>Before each game at Yankee Stadium, Judge ceremoniously tosses exactly 40 sunflower seeds in the grass behind home plate (one for each man on the extended Yankees roster) and says a special prayerwhat a weird little freak
uh oh... it's starting to get metsy out there
attaboy Dano! ok!! I see you!!!
Finish them Detroit
>>150992263But does he have a painting of himself as a centaur above his bed?
JAYSIES
attaboy Dano!ok!! I see you!!!
Are the Mets giving the Cubbie Bears a chance?
>>150992263Are there other rituals like this in MLB?
dansby slap!
>>150992289no. and that's why he'll never be truly elite
Is this a career high for Die Hard?
attaboy Volpe!ok!! I see you!!!
>>150992312Turk Wendell used to brush his teeth between every inninghe was a next-level schizo though with all his superstitions
>>150992292>he thinks the choke jays are winning the division>he thinks the yankees are losing another game in 2025
>
Can’t tell if the Tyler The Creator Nike commercial is more or less cringe than the Willem Dafoe one from last year
>yfw the last time the choke jays won the world series was before Arizona and Miami had a team and both have won the World Series since
SWANSON WHAT A PLAY!!!!!!!!!
>>150992389t. jazz jizzum
GIve it up for those Doggie Doos
>>150992439You can't handle our Jazz Swag
I'm a retarded faggot
>>150992450*jizz swag
Mariners clinch the 2nd seed! FUCK YEAH.
>>150992196why was this shoe only in 1 level
AND THE SEATTLE MARINERS LOCK UP A FIRST ROUND BYE.
Somehow the tiggies aren't dead yet
wtf my tigers won
>>150992450You Swig Jizz
shut up
>>150992458Kek so true
Holy fuck the Tigers won a game
>>150992449what's to stop Ohtani from eating him?
No singing.All business.
>when the 4th pitcher ruins your perfect gameid be furious if I was varland, lauer and rodriguez
>>150992467/mlb/ros, the memeiners will win it all because of this degenerate....
>>150992469Probably because it was too powerful. I wish it were in a level in world 8.
>>150992458it gets better
Which big league skipper is going to be out of a job on Monday?
>>150992458we know
Yankees fan here
I'm eating costco pizza, you guys.
JOSE CAN YOU SEE
this pitchers name is imaniga?but hes asian?
>garver now catching tonightwhy do they just refuse to put harry ford in the lineup
>>150992524Mendoza if they don’t make itRocco Baldelli
>>1509926053/10 needs a little work
>>150992458that's cool anon I'm gunna feed my pregnant wife lots of tylenol so my kid turns out just like you
>>150992508Hopefully they'll give a ring then.
>>150991826I hate those guys.
>>150992620thats a pass mark
>>150992524Ron Washington and Bruce Bochy
hi
IT'S REAL
>>150992561I miss the supreme so bad, bros
>>150992696hey bud
>>150992696*kisses you*
WHITE TYRONE
WHITE
>>150992653His name is Shota WHITE TYRONE 2 RUN DOUBLE
>>150992696
god damnit chicago
The Daulton Varsho game
>>150992144kek
dubs and cal hits two today
>>150992696What the spruce?
Epic Rap Battles of History!Doyerpacos…vs…Padrepacos!Begin!⸻Doyerpacos:Step aside, Padre, I’m the real street attraction,Dodging every hit with my flawless reaction.I’m the king of the block, the crowd’s ovation,You’re just preaching noise with no foundation.Your rhymes fall flat like confessions on repeat,While I’m stacking victories — undefeated in the street.Call me Doyer, the legend, the pride of the town,You’re holy in words, but I wear the real crown.⸻Padrepacos:Child, hush your mouth, don’t disrespect a priest,Your flow’s like stale bread, mine’s a lyrical feast.I baptize the beat, wash away your disgrace,Your rhymes need salvation — let me show you His grace.You brag of the streets, but I speak to the soul,Your bars are just noise, I’m on a higher role.Bow down, young fool, before I silence your chorus,I’ll exorcise your rhymes in the name of the Father, Son, and Spirit before us.⸻Doyerpacos:Oh please, Padre, don’t pretend you’re divine,Even heaven’s angels know the mic is mine.You hide behind robes, but I’m raw, unfiltered,Spit fire so hard, even saints get blistered.I don’t need a sermon, I bring straight facts,Your Bible verses can’t match my street raps.Doyerpacos forever, you’re just a façade,This is my block, Padre — now pray to your God!⸻Padrepacos:Your pride’s your downfall, your ego’s too loud,I lift up the humble and humble the proud.With wisdom eternal, my words never tire,Your flame will burn out — I’m the true holy fire.So kneel at the altar, admit your defeat,Your rhymes can’t compete with divine heartbeat.When history remembers, they’ll honor my name,Padrepacos the righteous — I’m eternal flame!⸻Who won?Who’s next?You decide!
>>150992561I'm making hotdogs.
Welcome back Tyrone
Lol cubes
>>150992707>>150992712>>150992731>>150992770sup fellas
>>150992611I assume it's a lefty righty thing and mitch hits lefties. He also has a lot more time with the staff.
THE SHITCAGO CUBES
>>150992800watching my hopes and dreams crash to earth wbu
>>150992800Are you a cat?
>>150992802Go fuck yourself, wilson
>>150992817
>>150992800is this ai?
>division series suitesthanks for the jinx Rogers
>>150992524Bob Melvin?
judge is white
>>150992696Don't worry about yesterday Tong
>>150992800Hi studmuffin
you can only reply to this post if your team has secured a postseason berth
>>150992774I hate AI slop so much it's unreal
4 unanswered runs>it was the white sux weren't getting swept
>>150992774That sucked. BAU BAU!
>>150992774AIslop/10
>>150992802we should be trying to lose on purpose now since the 1 seed is a curse and we clinched anyways. only thing left to care about until next weekend are cal appearances
>>150992861Sup
>>150992702I have suite tickets to the Seahawks game on the 5th, the same day that I have Terrace Club tickets for Game 2. I'm praying and hoping, the Mariners game is later in the evening because I don't want to have to dump my Seahawks tickets. It really should be later in the night because the other game that day will likely be a Blue Jays or Yankees hosted game.>>150992861Right here, dawg.
Kirk can sit out the next game
>>150992696Then there’s this asshole
>>150992891happy for you truck anon
>>150992861monitoring this post but not replying to it
>>150992885true but you're a pedophile /vt/umor which is arguably even worse
My ass is going to get POUNDED by my trans gf tonight!
Epic Rap Battles of History!Doyerpacos…vs…Padrepacos!Begin!⸻Doyerpacos: We run the West, L.A.’s blue dynasty,Stackin’ up rings while you pray for relevancy.You got Petco Park — we got history and stars,Kershaw, Mookie, Freeman — legends raising the bar.We fill up the stands, you barely pack seats,Our fanbase worldwide, yours stuck on the streets.Padres choke yearly, collapse on repeat,You’re forever our little brother — bow to defeat.⸻Padrepacos: Call us little brother? Man, that’s old news,We crushed you in the playoffs, left Dodger fans bruised.Tatis, Soto, Manny — the future is ours,Your “Hollywood stars” fade quicker than cars.You brag about history, but you livin’ in the past,’Cause when October comes, you don’t ever last.Petco’s alive — brown and gold’s on the rise,We’ll take down the empire, watch the Friars baptize!⸻Doyerpacos: Congrats on one series, now actin’ brand new?We’ve been stacking divisions since you learned how to chew.We’re legends in Chavez Ravine under bright lights,Your highlight’s a bobblehead night. (Yikes!)L.A. runs Cali, you’re just beach-town noise,We make championships, you play with your toys.So keep dreamin’, Padre, the truth’s pretty raw,San Diego’s still ringless — ¡que lástima!⸻Padrepacos: Ringless? Please — one don’t define fate,You bought your success while we built, homegrown greats.Dodger blue’s corporate, plastic and fake,We’re gritty, we’re hungry, the West we’ll take.We sent you home cryin’ in ’22,That memory still burns, yeah, we live in your view.San Diego’s the future, the Friar’s on top,And when brown brings the crown, the blue bubble will pop!⸻Who won?Who’s next?You decide!Epic Rap Battles of History!
>>150992861ummm... okay!!!
>>150992861
>baboone
>>150992561I got chipotle chips/guacamole for now Double chicken burrito for when the beer kicks in
>>150992904I appreciate that. I saw that former Mariners prospect, Noelvi Marte made a huge catch for you today. Everett Aqausox Legend!
Fire Baboone
>>150992938full gripping a bird flip is kinostrongly dislike when people dont close their hand properly for it or stick their thumb out as well
>>150992927Our hard earned money is going to investing the team r-right?
Lads, I got the jobI’m thinking I’m gonna pick up a large frosty
>>150992963Cool truck fren. Good luck to the Mariners
>>150992963THERE'S MY FUCKIN TRUCK BABY
>>150993023Hey now that you work there you can pour your own!
Our Cubbies aren't going to go down quietly!!!!!!!!!
>>150993023congrats fella, get them to add a flake - its a celebration
yes... YES!!
>>150993023you get the employee discount now huh? im mirin ngl. tell them to bring back the bourbon bacon cheeseburger
>>150992963>team named reds >truck is black
That was not a fair ball
>>150993024Thanks. Who is your team? If it's the Nats or Sneks, I can't help you.>>150993026Keep on TRUCKIN>>150993023HELL YEAH. Make that paper, son!
>>150993023congrats! and say hi to wendy for me haha
Uhhh.......... metties?
>Rain delayIs there a reason why some teams still don't have a roof in their park?
>>150993023damn you’re a very lucky dog
LETS GIVE THEM CUBBIE BEARS A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEIYA IT AINT SO-OOO-OOOYOUR SLUG IS A HEARTBREAKER
>>150992963do you have a truck for my pirates :)
SEIYA SLAP!OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA
>>150992888>>150992832I feel bad for mastrobuoni and williamson.
>>150993088What?
Marlins-Phillies about to resume for all the good it'll do
yea, this frank post is gonna go hard
>>150993023hell yeah bro
>>150993080I'm a Reds fan so you already helped fren!
>>150992888agreed
>>150993092some of us enjoy sunshine and a beautiful view beyond the ballpark
these Cubbies know how to score runs that's for sure
SEIYA SLAP,!!!!!
Those Cubbies are a scrappy team, that's for sure. I think it's time we all give them a chance!
>>150993092Baseball, in a large way, is about enjoying a nice summer day/night
>>150993104You know I do. RIP Dave Parker, didn't get to attend the Hall of Fame ceremony. Congrats on having Skenes though. ERA under 2? He's a beast.
>11 Ks>3 HRs>Stankek into the game
>>150992815I'm in Seattle for the final doggiedoos series of the season. buck up, winky. resd won.>>150992817I'm here live, I'm not a cat>>150992841you tell me >>150992857mest fan?
Attaboy Petey
>>150993189you look like a cat to me tho?
>>150993189wtf is that real
>>150993177We need a Mets truck post now more than ever
M's bros.. It could really happen
I'm going to crash the fuck out of the Mets lose this
>>150993177thanks truck fren :) there's nobody that deserves this WS more than Seattle fans, I'm rooting for you guys all the way
Jays!
>>150993220What could happen? an ALDS exit? yeah
>>150993189You're in my town? I suggest Capital Grille for a nice steak. It's about a 20 minute walk north of the stadium.
>>150993229 he said “I'm going to crash the fuck out of the Mets lose this” nah that’s crazy
>they all thought the white sux weren't getting swept
The Cubs have the power of friendship. Simple as
welp my Red Sox lost this game... but I just realized we accidentally gifted the Jays the division back. lmfao get fucked Skankees. enjoy getting swept, in wild card, at home. better clinch at Fenway then.also congrats to Cal for MVP
>>150993236reddit post
I'm going to beat and rape my wife if the Mets blow this game.
>>150993236I appreciate you.>>150993219>>150993229Truck for you.>>150993220You're goddamn right.
>it was the yankees aren't winning
>>150993189get some dicks while youre here doyerbro
>>150993276Poor hand.
>>150993248best sushi in town?
>>150993283What's your favorite truck, other than the Mariners?
>>150993266shut up doomer go back to one of your containment boards
>>150993262It's like you enjoy being this retarded of a permavirgin
cubs have the opportunity to do something really funny here
>>150993220Yeah
Lets have a good game tonight Farris
I went peepee and poopoo in my pants :(
>>150993354Nothing funny about what you're thinking
Jesus fucking Christ Bohm. Throwing to first isn't that fucking hard.
>>150993378Stankeedoo 'em!
>>150993220what is it about AI that attracts so many pedophiles?
>>150993308I am not big sushi guy, but if you are near the Pike Place Market, there are tons of sushi places and it will be very fresh. Just east of the stadiums is the International District, which is mostly asian restaurants ran by actual asians. I'm fairly positive you can find lots of sushi. >>150993315I like the Brewers one because it has a special year on it.
>>150993378uh oh stinkees!
>mariners>blue jays>phillies>brewerswhich bye team will get eliminated by the bye curse?
It's cute seeing fanbases other than the yankees get excited for october
Why was Soto shamed into dropping his shuffle? Is social pressure really that effective?
Fish HR incoming.
I REALLY like well-hung Black men ... and little boys too!ESPECIALLY little boys.
>>150993389was there a parabolic mic in his way?
>>150993416Brewers are cheating.
>>150993420
>they think they have a chance against the yankees
>>150993416blue chew
>>150993416Sewers for sure. maybe the memeiners.
stFd!!!
>they thought they had a chance against the yankees
C'mon Jays !!!!
Joke is on you faggots. I'm a lifelong Dodgers fan
>>150993516Roberts has quite a punchable face innit
Uh oh, another poopy!
>>150993377Not off to a good start at all Mitch wtf
WE REPEATING NOW
I accidentally changed my flag through VPN. btw I'm gay and suck nigger cocks. Go Yankees!
>>150993534
>>150993301I might bring a bag of dicks into one of the games with me
9 more outs for 3 more runs. Cubbies can do it!
>>150993589I believe in the Cubbies!
28 rings, bitch. Count 'em. I'm trans btw.
Hoffman is being a bozo again
nyeeeeeeehhh, cheesed to strike you out?
Swing the bat you fucking deserter
>white sux
Hoffman is a choker just like Trevor Hoffman
GG Red Sox, the Jays' division hopes stay alive.
>>150993608I'm not trans retard. My gf is
dude the chisox are truly so fucking bad
seattle mariners and grapefruit diesel simple. as.
>>150993578I saw a dude bring some chicken bakes and hot dogs last night. I might do that for the playoffs and hand some out and make some new friends. Costco is out of the way for you though.>>150993621Man, they're bad.
That was 6 inches off the ground you scumbag cocksucker!
>>150992885You should die and rot in a ditch
How did the fish last this long? The Miami Marlins have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
LFGM
ok cubs, you failed to impress me. i'm going to go play vidya now. losers.
>>150993670No, the Yankees are just that much more alpha
>gay mest season saved by anti-cocksucker Raley
>need them to win against the yankees>didn't even try>couldn't even get 1What's their fucking problem, /mlb/?
>>150993674Do people accept random food like that from strangers? I would never trust it
Oh well gg
Bednar is the new Mariano Rivera You all laughed in early August
Drinking a pumpkin beer
>>150993709we used to be a high trust society
>>150993709based paranoid anon
Angels Legends Michael Lorenzen
>>150993706I've honestly never seen a baseball team this bad before. How do you just throw away games like this? Game 1 and game 3 they had a chance but they just completely gave up
>>150993709You live in a nonwhite area
>>150993706dog shit owner
>>150993706No one can beat the yankees regardless
>>150993416honestly, all of them
>>150993706chicago tradition
>>150993706fake baseball team
>>150993709Who knows? I brought a bunch of homemade zucchini bread to pickleball a month ago and people fucking loved me for it. I sort of knew some of them.Plus, if I bring a bunch of free Costco hot dogs, that's much better than overpriced stadium dogs, even if they're cold during the transit.
Did da Mets bat just give up? Come on Hit!
>>150993737They never had a chance against the Yankees
>>150993709there's a bloke that knocked on my door one day selling home made cupcakesI was sceptical but bought some because they were cheapI'm still alive and he's since come back three times, so yes, stranger food is ok in my bookthanks for listening
>>150993706No soul.A good team would have won on Monday and tonight with the lead instead.
Come on dude. At least swing if you're going to strikeout
Attaboy So! (Soroka)
sold this guy some cupcakes i glazed with my jizz he keeps buying more lol
Member how bad Bednar was before he became a Yankee? Just wait until we get Paul Skenes
>dodger fans are negroified irl and tranimeified on 4chanmakes you think
I really don't understand. Is it that hard to hit the ball as the white sox? Are they a cursed team?
>>150993768>slowly poisoning you to avoid detectionyou're as good as dead. rip.
>>150993792based secret jizz dispenser x
>>150993792that's gay dude
I'm an obnoxious faggot
>>150993792I love it when that happens
>>150993792I knew it, you’re an abbo!
START SPREADING THE NEWS
>>150993792You travel all the way from Australia to New Zealand jut to sell some jizz cakes? Damn, that's some elite troll dedication.
Is the namefag a bot? He just keeps calling people retarded permavirgins and saying the Yankees will win everything forever and ever. No self awareness at all. Kinda creepy desu
>>150993758>>150993757It's amazing how much that makes sense.They're not even playing baseball at this point.
>>150993809>>150993827Cope and seethe
>>150993850it's psychotic
>>1509937062025 black sox scandal purposely throwing games
The Mets have some really good pitchers in the back of their ‘pen they got my hopes up for NUTHIN
>>150993865did you just reply to yourself
these cusbs aren't beating the Chadres LOL
>>150993850I speak the truth choke jay
>>150993881Yes I did. I'm retarded
>>150993899i regret to inform you that comes with being a yankees fan
Where's the proof that the White Sox purposely threw this yankees series?
>>150993873>>150993881You can't handle our jazz swag. I'm just trying to get you to find another hobby other than watching baseball because the yankees are never losing ever again
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>>150993906You can't count to 27 yet call people retards
>>150993674I've brought costco hot dogs and slices of pep into dodger stadium before.
