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>>150993763>the front door slams>Carlie walks inside, I hear her heavy footsteps hitting the ground>her heels click click click as she walks from the door to the kitchen>I walk down to the kitchen>"Down" she says, motioning toward the ground, as she leans on the island of the kitchen, looking at her phone>I get on my knees>she finishes typing her reply to whatever email she was checking>"come here" she says, as she leans on the island, and pulls her dress up, revealing her thighs and a tight g string>I move behind her and wait on my knees>"Practice was long and I have that thing tonight, go ahead" she says, pulling her g string to the side>I start to kiss her ass cheeks slowly>"no, straight to my pussy. We're in a hurry">I obey>her moans are muffled but they increase in volume>"Good boy, now my ass">I switch to her ass, still keeping my pace>"Yes, yes...keep going...">she starts to play with her clit until she climaxes>"Mmmm, yes, good boy..." she says as she motions for me to to sit back>she makes a show of snapping the string back between her cheeks>she drops her dress>"I need to hop in the shower before that executive dinner tonight. I'll leave some money on the counter for you to order, don't wait up for me">she turns around and looks at me>"Oh, I almost forgot. You were very good but I won't have time to unlock you tonight. Maybe tomorrow after practice. It's a short week so I might have to catch a flight right from practice, if I won't be home I'll leave the key on the nightstand in the morning">I remain on my knees as she walks out of the room, her heels clicking against the floor
>>150993763shit teams
>>150993763Cardinals more like COCKNBALLS
what ps2 game should I play tonight?
FOOOM
Did you guys ever play with your cousins weiners when you were younger and vice versaGo birds btw
get it to nignigboo to restore honor to THE OSU
Parlay bros... We needed that Horton deep shot..... It's not looking good rn
Shit game
>>150993785Halo: Combat Evolved
>>150993785Timesplitters 2
Nose hairs trimmed and white hairs eradicated
i think MM is slightly on the spectrum
dubs and I get virginity reconstruction surgery
>>150993774Alright nigga we get it, goddamn.
ignoring the score, is this one of the worst TNF of all time?
>>150993785socom
>cool air pouring in window>ripped a bowl>fan on>football on>frozen raspberries>posting with the boysLife aint so bad
>>150993785SotC
>>150993786Female Tony Kahn
>>150993791Yes that's normal anon
>>150993783BASED
isthis the real thread?
>>150993763why in the fuck did you make this thread we have a new thread already to go
Does anyone else get weirdly nostalgic in a Wal-Mart? Just me?
Who here /druk/???WHATALIIIFFFEEEEEE
>>150993785The only good ps2 game, star wars battlefront 2
This game blows
>>150993839where?
>>150993774
Cardinals fandom goes back to the Chicago days in my family that now lives in Phoenix. The Bidwill’s are cheap and incompetent, and thus so is the staff surrounding the team and the roster. This has been happening for almost 90 years now, it will not stop until a Bidwill doesn’t own the team.Simple as.
>>150993801the fuck does that first leg mean?
>>150993846Sloppy fuck
>>150993786Wearing her Becky stompers
>>150993844No, but it's an alright store.
>>150993774Please stop ruining Colts fans fine reputation on this board
>>150993828Damnit I miss 3person tac shooter so much. Fortnite isn’t really the same
Is Smith Jignigga actually good or just blessed with garbage defenders assigned to his routes?
>your face if the Sam Darnold Seahawks win the Owl
>>150993847you might be onto something
>>150993846I've definitely had a few.
~~ATTENTION~~The Mighty Chihuahua of Fortune has arrived in your life.This only happens once every 69,420 years, but today you're in luck because it's Mexican Christmas!Accept this blessing, share a thought, hug an amigo, and you’ll receive endless love and good fortune!If you don’t, the Chihuahua will leave, and so will your luck. Don’t risk it!
>>150993844I get nostalgic biting into a Whopper
>named Walker>Runs all over the tardinalsExplain????
>>150993858Seahawks have to win by 14 or more points. I don't know why they put 1-13 next to it
should I watch this or the amazing race
>>150993844Yes. I grew up in a small town so one of the things we did as teenagers was go to Walmart and walk around. Was boring as fuck back home
>JSN>TWO CARRIES FOR 12 YARDSWTF EVEN IS THIS SHIT???
>>150993844No, i just get demoralized
>>150993846
>>150993886faggot
did the coaching staff shut Walker down for the night after his micro-chimpout?
>>150993785Super Mario Sunshine
>>150993869who is this
>Is Russel Wilson still on the Seacats?
My Chargies would bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>150993801Wtf is this? I thought betting was simple? Who would take these ultra-low odds, multi-level bets?
>>150993863That’s probably the highest review ever given to a Walmart Jej >>150993877Makes sense >>150993888Did you guys also ride atvs and shit?
>>150993848Just Like My Islanders
>>150993903livvy dunne
Why is Darnold so scared to run?
Tfw no scene girl gf from '09
>w-why did they let Sam go?That's why.
>Josh Rosen
>Josh RosenHoly shit I haven't heard that name in years
>>150993874>share a thoughtJimmy Kimmel was never funny and shouldn't have had a show to begin with
>>150993885are you sure? 14+ on non retarded sportsbooks is supposed to mean they just have to not lose by more than 13 points
>>150993907stop
>>150993909No we were poor and didnt live in the country quite enough
>>150993774hot
based al bringing up the ghosts
>>150993844McNuggets from McDonalds makes me nostalgic
>>150993908It's just applying complex options strategies to sportsball games kek
>>150993846Being drunk isn't a good thing, or a good life, or any sort of lifestyle that should be commended.
these teams suck dick
>Jewsh Nosen the only QB not in the NFLKWAB
>>150993916Shes too fat to have her gut hanging out like that
>>150993907continue
Josh Rosen would’ve been good if he wasn’t on the Shartinals
>>150993916I'd like to put my weewee in her hooha and fornicate vigorously if y'all know what I'm saying.
I missed the first half, how are the Berbs doing?
>ynr the nosen one
>>150993946Jewsh Nosen Lol
So when do the Cardinals move on from Murray?
Would the Cardinals be good if they never gave up on Josh Rosen?
>>150993916I miss specifically this kind of style
>>150993916I miss going to the mall after school as a teenager and occasionally seeing these people in the wild
>>150993963We’re berbing pretty badly rn
this game some ass
The only thing going for me is bf6 getting released next month so that's pretty cool
Daniel Jones would have converted that
>>150993785I’m feeling some wipeout>>150993966Is the poor thing okay >>150993933Damn that seems like the worst of both worlds
>>150993963Tearing it up, fans are going wild
>>150993954Jews can't be quarterbacks
>>150993963mhj looks like the worst football player ever
>>150993981We didnt know how good we had it, anon
>>150993929Na 100% picked the option for the Seahawks to win by 14+It's just the way one of my sites formats that make it look weird. I've hit before on that bet so I know the option is correct
>>150993949yeah, that's how you know it wasn't actually from then
>>150993966I like making the neighborhood stray kitties jump like that
>>150993903Some nasty bitch
Is Darnold just a game manager?
>>150993974Yeah true, that boy has had his brain melted by COD
>>150993949she's not fat enough
>>150993974This'll be the last season.
fuck this game I'm turning on Adam-12 and falling asleep
>>150993980They need to give up on Bidwill first, worst owner in all of pro sports no doubt
>>150993999Gonna fuck you in the ass, script kiddy
>>150993974Never. He's got pictures of someone. >
Let's go Cardinals
>>150994010Seattle works best with a GMQB. Always has.
>>150994027Let's go Cubbies
>tfw no gf
>>150993916>girl
>>150993916>'09Scene died in like 2007
who you voting for the hall of fame:QUARTERBACKS (10): Drew Brees, Randall Cunningham, Jake Delhomme, Rich Gannon, Jeff Garcia, *-Eli Manning, Donovan McNabb, Steve McNair, Philip Rivers, Alex Smith.RUNNING BACKS (21): Shaun Alexander, Mike Alstott (FB), Tiki Barber, Larry Centers (FB), Jamaal Charles, Corey Dillon, Warrick Dunn, Arian Foster, Eddie George, Frank Gore, Priest Holmes, Steven Jackson, Chris Johnson, Thomas Jones, Jamal Lewis, Marshawn Lynch, LeSean McCoy, Eric Metcalf (also WR/PR/KR), Lorenzo Neal (FB), *-Fred Taylor, Ricky Watters.WIDE RECEIVERS (18): Anquan Boldin, Donald Driver, Larry Fitzgerald, *-Torry Holt, Chad Johnson, Brandon Lloyd, Brandon Marshall, Derrick Mason, Herman Moore, Muhsin Muhammad, Jordy Nelson, Jimmy Smith, Rod Smith, *-Steve Smith Sr., Hines Ward, *-Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker, Roddy White.
>>150993984Dang, I root for you Berbs but you always let me down
>>150994038i'm sure you have plenty of gay friends
>>150993982Same shits so soulless nowadays>>150994002You bastard
>>150993791No just her tits
Truth Nuke: Kliffy K smoked Murray at Cawadoodoo and that's why he got so mad at him
>>150994010Yes but he's doing a pretty good job at it
What are we drinking tonight?
>>150993954>a jew
>tfw no pregant mina football gf
>>150993966
>>150993888small towns is the real americana and the american lifestyle that intrigue me the most. is "small town" like 100k for you?lets go seahawk frens!
>Friday night are for the NWSLare they really?
I'm fucking done. OC needs to be fired asaptIf there were QBs I'd take Cousins to replace Murray at this pointMHJ something is wrong.
>>150994038What's gay is the censorship of sex robots and mechanical flashlights
>>150994045Idk if it’s that these are all great players or it was just the era I was most invested in the league so I know them all and they’re almost all superstars to me
>>150994065Whatever wheat was on tap
>>150994045>Brees>Boldin>Fitzthat's it
>>150994079Only if you're a homosexual.
>>150994045>Jake DelhommeAm I supposed to look at the time?
>>150994045Drew Brees, Shaun Alexander, & Larry Fitzgerald are the best players here.
>>150994038c'mon man
>>150994065octoberfest
>>150994073My town is 12k lol
>>150994065I hate you
>>150994065Me clapping like a retarded autist in the left
>>150994073For me it's Hoquiam
>>150994065a "B!G SIPZ CHOCOLATE" mixed with 1 cup of raw milk
>>150994068>new ‘I want to cum inside Carmella’ just dropped
MIDGET DRAGON
>>150994106Huh, never seen someone shotgun a white claw before
LMAO WHAT A CHEAP BULLSHIT FLAG GIVE ME A BREAK
>>150994045the hall of fame is one of the dumbest concepts in the modern era
Holy shit why would you PI on Murray? He ain't throwing shit.
Major bailout
Gay as fuckWasnt even catchable
>>150993886there is a show about white people?
>>150994124You still haven't.
Ticky tack bullshit
>>150994065Silver bullets cheeky sixer since I have to work a real job in the am
>>150993857this is truth...most teams dont really care about winning games or hiring the very best to coach. FOOTBALL is terrible because of all of the young coaches and old very old coach. Pete Carroll should not be a coach in the nfl
>>150994129its been a thing for a long time
>>150994124I shotgunned a sprite once 4 the lulz
Why is DPI a spot foul, but OPI is a 15 yarder no matter what?
>>150994129Pete you're dead, just give it up man, rest in peace already
>>150994134The Brady Bunch
Berbs need to step up their down 2 touchdowns
>>150993844Not so much any more. The one in my hometown looks completely different and all the self-checkout stuff is gay
>>150994045>Brees, Eli and Rivers, maybe McNabb>Marshawn,Lorenzo Neal,Frank Gore>Fitzgerald,Chad Johnson,Boldin,Wes Welker>
>>150994111Ayy Grays Harbor bro. I'm over here in McCleary
>>150994065Tequila and pumpkin beersWHAT A LIFE
>>150994103very cool fren, no exact details but could you post a similar looking town?>>150994111soul
>>150994039Trannies weren't a fad when this style died, anon. Try again.
>being such a pussy that you're a bust
>>150994138Lol true >>150994148That is fucking nasty
I can't believe the Cardinals really drafted this dude no.1 overall kek
>>150994134Ducky Dynasty
>>150994115Now there's a singular anon spamming until it became a meme I haven't heard in long time...
>>150993846Not drunk, just sipping
>>150994163That video is modern, with a filter to make it look old.
>>150993847>>150993870yeah, im thinking its kino
>>150994156Nah I don't live in Hoquiam I just like going there
Cards should unironically trade for Mr Unlimited if it’s truly dart’s time
>>150993801dude the gambling apps just use the exact language and icons as fucking video games/loot boxes lmao>le ebin 5x XP weekend + 2x streak multiplier +1.337x friend bonus
>>150994133You ever fingered a guy's ass? You ever fingered a guy... look at me. You ever fingered a guy's ass? Let me see how you do it. Show me your finger when you finger a guy's ass. Come on. Show me your finger. Show me your finger. What's the big fucking deal? You've fingered guys' asses before, haven't you? Come on. Show me how you finger a guy's ass, you hear me? Show me how you finger a... just turn around. Show me how you finger a guy's ass, I'm fucking serious. Show me how you finger a guy's ass. It's the last time I'm going to ask you or I'm taking you in, you hear me? Show me how you finger a guy's ass. Show me with your finger, show me with your finger. Come on, spit that peanut oil out. Give me that peanut oil. Give me the fucking peanut oil. Show me how you finger a guy's ass. Come on, show me. Show me. Show me. Open your finger. Open your finger and show me. Show me. Open your finger. Open your finger. That's it. Show me, like that. Like that. Come on, you little fuck. Come on, you little fuck. Show me. That's it. You close your eyes and put that fucking finger in my ass. Come on, that's it. You finger it. You finger it up. You finger it the fuck up. You finger it up. You like fingering ass? Come on baby, show me your finger. Show me that fucking finger. Show it to me. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. You like fingering ass? You like fingering ass, you little fuck? You like fingering a fucking ass? Come on. Open your finger. Open your finger and put that fucking finger in my ass. In my ass, you little fucking assfingerer. You little fucking assfingerer, put it in my fucking ass. Come on. Open me up and take that fucking peanut oil. Go ahead.
Why do people keep saying “Russell Wilson played himself out of the Hall of Fame” like Russell Wilson was ever a Hall of Famer?
What’s the Seahawk’s ceiling this year? Next year?
>>150994149Reffies can bail out shit teams to cover the spread that way
>>150994106Hahahah dumb fucking whore
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is too much man relegate this team and promote the Battlehawks
Honestly, I didn't think Cardinals fans cared enough to boo. A lot of respect for them.
fucking ref got in the way of them sacking murrayGAY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150994176Holy fucking based. Play Burnout 3 next
How are the cards 2-1? They look really really bad.
>>150994174Had their 18 year once. Best liquor I have ever consumed.
>>150994146And that's why I said "in the modern era".
>>150994134NO.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150994183if he kept his shape he would've been a candidate if Joe Namath can get in any qb with 1 ring should as well
>[boooing intensifies]
>>150994176Very based. Is this galactic conquest?
What do you guys think Marvin Harrison Sr. is thinking watching his son play like ass?
>>150994183It's the same people that say QBs like hurts or Lamar are good QBs.
>>150994177What you live across the bridge in Aberdeen?
New jerseys are always a curse
Oh ya, we goin 6-11 lol. This team looks so disjointed and Petzing is the worst OC in the league.
>>150994221>65 awareness
>>150994106it was a stunt for likes and clicks
>>150994208their first 2 games were against the saints and panthers, they barely won both of them
I can’t believe the cards even have 2 wins. Literally how is that possible?
>>150994212oh you mean how easy it is to get in?you should check out the pro basketball hall of Fame, they let in anyone and everyone and the way they do it is all fucked up
>>150994183He was one Pete Carroll brainfart away from winning the owl twice
>>150994236He probably wants to beat him
>>150994213wait can you really not say white people on ig
>>150994220>Seahawks fan with a Cardinals ass wiping rag
how many fucking 3rd & million yards for Arizona this game, jesus christ
>>150993785Warriors
>>150994160
Just took a huge Kyler Murray and almost gagged from the smell
>>150994250James Connor is a lot better than he gets credit for
>>150994045BreesFitzGoreTillman
>San Fagcisco thought that beating this shit Retardinals team by 1 meant they were good againLMAO
>>150993785sc II
>>150994241He needs to leave ASAP.
What's the point of having 32 teams if over half of them suck?
How is every TNF game so fucking ass?
>>150994218The guarantee was worth infinity HoFbux.
im starting to think this kyler murray guy is a bust
Cardinals offense is so bad they make it look like the Seahawks D know the play.
>>150994273Anyone who leaves gore off of their ballot should be banned from watching football for life
>No refunds
>>150994176BASEDOLA
>>150994250James Conner. Also defense sadly assumed we had an offense so they fucked up and laid back
>>150993785Spy Hunter
>>150994238Nah Snohomish County, I make a trip to Grays Harbor every summer
You can name the other two QBs to start for 5 teams before the age of 30 right /sp/
Cryler
>>150994210It’s pretty mid for the price. 10$ more Talisker 18 obliterates it. For 50$ less Longrow 114 deletes every bottle between it and Talisker 18 as a viable option.
>Darnlel is a top 10 qbthe nfl is cooked
>>150994045BreesGoreFitz
Why do they make the white guy look lame in every commercial?
IS NJIGBA A RECEIVER OR A FUCKING RUNNINGBACK WTF IS THIS SHIT
>>150994183Because he won a Super Bowl, came within one terrible coaching decision of a 2nd ring, and a had a few MVP caliber seasons.But he’s not HOF worthy because he fucking sucked the second half of his career
>>150994154It’s over
I miss these
>>150994176The bulky PS2 design is so fucking SLICK.
This fucking Twitch stream has been stuttering like me all game.
Cardinalbros… theyre starting to call for brissett on our subredditIs another black qb the answer?
>>150994307Purely a cohencidence
2-0 Mariners :)
>>150994279Some team owners are completely content with the team existing and generating revenue through tickets, merchandise, etc. They quite literally don't care if the team wins or loses, they just need it to be profitable and they're happy. The ultra-rich purchase sports teams like they purchase yachts or houses, it's just a flex. On the other hand, some owners are actually competitive and actually want to win.
wtf are those jerseys?
>>150993785sonic heroes
Shehawks keep doing the same fucking play over and over
>>150994280some say it is a short week, but i think the players don't care. they know they have a free weekend and are getting paid regardless. They are paid millions to play recess.
>>150994324The game is on amazon, anon
These gay modern QBs know how to throw downfield anymore??
>>150993844I found an old bag with the smiley face the other day cleaning. felt a bit
>>150994309He unlocked the RB subclass
>not even 4th quarterJust end it
>>150994320>i miss these>picture of shit goyslopit's everywhere retard what's to miss about it?
>>150994307OY VEY
>>150994319Walmart used to be pretty cool. Mine had a McDonalds with a huge dining area when I was a kid
>>150994345amazon prime
>This is America's sportSomehow worse than Jeets trying to play hockey.
>>150994286seahawks D is really good. they are holding teams to 11.5pts a game right now
>>150994176>not playing on a pcwhat the fuck are you doing?
I've only won one bet since the season started
>>150994304It's basically the only above top shelf I've ever had. Comparing it to Dewar's or insert American bourbon here it's head and shoulders above.
who /redmill/ here
>>150994351sybau normie
>>150994335I basically do this with my wife but with no muppets. Silly voices so it's clear that I'm not being serious.
Anons I think you need Cobenfy
This game is unwashed buttock cheeks
Test
>>150994328Yes but at this point. Fuck it. Why not. Idc if Kyler gets pissed about it.
>>150994321Hitting that eject button gives me a orgasm just thinking about it hnng
>schizophrenia medication commercial We really are cooked as a nation aren't we?
Schizophrenia doesn't exist. Just people that never got beatings.
NICE SWUARES WENT DEEP
>>150994176>whoa I'm blending board lingo!Actually kys brother bear>4chan isn't asking for captcha
Aight, I'm turning this shitshow off. I'd say it was fun, but it really wasn't. TNF is cooked.
>>150994345>>150994354>paying for footballNot even once.
teams wont learn and short qbs will still go in the first round
don't forget to take your schizo meds
>>150994045>recognize all these namesthis and the in memoriams getting more intelligible every year are getting to me
Was that a targeted advertisement
i have a cockroach trapped in an upside down container on the counter. what do
>>150994383Based on some of the pro hall of fame posts itt, I think it's an important message.
>>150994379>expecting and NFC West TNF game to be quality entertainment
>>150994370Reddit
>sign a top tier receiver>dont target him a single time>give him 3 carries insteadand the tardinals are still losing
>>150994400lol
pay for this bussy
>>150993874you are all my amigo, frens
>>150994401Eat the bug
>>150994401Cum on it
>>150993785
>>150994294>>150994207>>150994226>who le' based!cringe as fuck. "based" doesn't mean anything.
>>150994401Unzip dick
>>150994383Yeah you're right, TV was much better 60 years ago when they lied about cigarettes being good for you
>>150994387I dunno if it counts to you, but bi polar here and I had my fair share of the belt.
>>150994401Push it off the counter into a pot of boiling water.
>>150994401Take it outside? You sound like someone who lives in Capitol Hill
>>150994401Rape
>>150994400Wait you saw it too what about the part where they looked at the camera and started chanting personal details about me? did they tell you yours or was it still mine? I can't believe they are finally coming.
>>150994425>(((yeah, but!)))
>>150994401put it in a burrito
Why is every medicine ad someone listing 40 different ways the medicine can kill you, but it could also remove the rash you get once every two months like that's a fair trade off
>>150993874You're all my bestest buds, and I enjoy shitposting with you all immensely.
>>150994401Kill it stupid nigga.How empty and shallow is your life you have to ask some shit like this?
>>150994425Cigs were good for you then, they started being bad in the 90s
>>150994274Those fans are delusional. We could have easily been 0-3. But I'll gladly take those ugly wins
>>150994335I'd heem every single bitch that pulled a Muppet om me.
>>150994425Cigarette ads were based, you little zoomer homo
the only cool part about the arizona uniforms are the flat paint on the helmets desu
>>150994425This but unironically
>>150994443Vanity.
>>150994425Tobacco is not only healthy, but it also cures autism.
>>150994430Capitol Hill has my fave Mexican restaurant though...
>>150994458True
>>150994423*shits on your face*
>>150994370It’s good, just overpriced in my opinion at 150$ a bottle. Versus mentioned Longrow at $96 and plenty of options in the 55-70 range that do very well for the price. Basically most bottles over 100 are marketing over quality. Few if any are bad; but the value proposition drops sharply in 90% of cases past 100 a bottle.Also cardinals fucking suck lmao, fire that Kyler midgetray
MHJ CAUGHT A PASS
>>150994355Thursday night games are almost always terrible
This game is ASS
fleaflickerbros...
flea flicker? more like flea fl-ACK
You call that a flea flicker
>>150994422Is Billie Eyelash always on fucking drugs?
Marvin Harrison Jr has been forgotten and hopefully cut
KEK NICE TRY
>>150994425it was better becuse they spoke to the universal human condition. There weren't many, if any, cig ads in the 60's. The ones that were, were few and far between. Take it from a legitimate, sociological boomer.
have they bought up any players criminal history or problems with police yet
>>150994473Okay this is a man
>>150993874Does Mexico really celebrate Christmas in September?
>>150994457>some faggot is pretending cigarette ads were good, actually!lmao we are cooked as a nation, chat.
>>150994444Wholesome quads of frenship witnessed
Murray do got lil baby legs.
Nice flicker lmao
I broke my gambling addiction!
>>150994473imagine the smell
>another Cardinals drive>another 3 and 17
Poo poo
>>150994493
I was watching a baseball game and after that ended I pulled this up and I forget how cringy the ads are in football. Why is it like this?
>>150994487That shit was so fucking awkward and infuriating
>that's a cute uniform Arizona. Did your paedophile faggot owner approve that after he got done molesting children and reading the Talmud? All faggots should die
>>150994444same fren
holy fucking shit man
Boo birds out tonight for Kyler.
Benson should have just run.
WTF WAS THAT PLAY
>doing meme plays when down by 2
>>150994260peak soul
just jacked off to jade venus and i feel like i want to drink bleachanyway, how are my seahawks doing?
Cardinals will be appearing in this weeks KWABOTW vote. Very strong KWAB performance
>>150994444I'll check that
Baahahahahahaahah
fuck this shit
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!>BOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>150994504Good job anon keep it up
I really don't understand booing your own team
>>150994444same
Field goals are for losers
>>150994511C'MON RIDE THE FLOATHEY RIDE ITC'MON RIDE THE FLOATHEY RIDE IT
Wowza....bad shit man
LMAO THE GUYS HAT AND THAT FACE
>>150994491Mexicans invented tamales so on Christmas their kids have something to unwrap
>>150994510I'm going to kick you square in the god cap fr bus.
seahawks win another easy one =)
>>150994443I once complained about and got met with a barrage of (You)'s all saying HURR THAT ONLY HAPPENS LIKE .01% OF THE TIME BUT THEY GOTTA DO IT FOR LEGAL REASONS DURR
Christ this is a boring game>>150994444Nice digits, nice to have you here
/425/ bros where we @
I feel like im missng out on free money by not betting the under every tnf game
>>150993874nfl frens are my favourite /sp/ frens and i hope even my division rival frens make it
>>150994444Love you fren
>>150994562you just KNOW that's stinky
Why don't the starting QBs every high five or congratulate the kicker for saving his stupid ass when he salvages 3 points after the QB was a dipshit and fucked up the drive?
What a kick thought they were gonna block it
>>150994463I'd be so pissed if I just won the Superb Owl and they brought me a shitty ass fuckin Bud Light to celebrate. Fuckin cheap ass Kroenke
>>150994493I don't even smoke, I just said the ads were based, which is undeniable fact
>>150994511A lot more Jewish women work in football
God damn this offense is so dogshit we could’ve realistically be 0-4 after today. Got lucky in our two wins.
389th for Latinas
>>150994444>you're all my le' friends!nigga you don't know me and I don't know you. Fr? you think I'm your friend? lmao!!!!!
>>150994562poopers
>cigarette ads were um based actually! Keep telling yourself that
>>150994444no youre breathtaking xD
>>150994534
How come Ryland is so good for the Cardinals when he was so poop for MY New England Patriots? This isn’t fair
Seriosly.. whos gonna retire first? Tua or Murray? i dont think theyll get their contracts renewed.
>>150994491Si senor! Nosotros celebramos Chirstmas de Mexicanos en Septiembre todos los anos. Comemos tameles y bebemos horchata. Estan Ricos! :D:D:D
>>150994504I bet you didnt. I'll give you 5:1 odds it's a lock
Give me a single reason to watch another game of football or I'll fucking snap the horns NOW
>>150994562Thyroid problem do they not have access to healthcare in south Africa?
>>1509945620% chance she can adequately wipe after shitting
>>150994569ere
>>150994601She's fat, out of shape, will grow fatter, and is trying to appeal to your lust.
>>1509945744am Finn football bro? How do you exist?
>>150994562This whore definitely fucks negroes. Yuck.
>>150994444Quads and same
>>150994520He deserves it, we’re all tired of his shit.
A Cardinals prime time game? Just your yearly reminder that this team exists. Is there even a more irrelevant team? The browns at least do stupid shit for our entertainment.
>>150994602Calm down fren , plz
>>150994513they should do it more often
>>150994514is this true chat?
>>150994635that's why we love em, yes we do
>>150994562imagine the smell
>>150994637She’s perfect I agree
>>150994648>Is there even a more irrelevant team?yeah the jags
>>150994607How can you hate on Wally Bear and the NO! Gang?
>>150994648Cardinals should go back to St. Louis. Phoenix is a desert shithole.
cowsois tranny here, should I start posting blacked cuck porn in the next thread? This game sucks..
>>150994652I am calm. Stop projecting?
>>150994619what size is xer cock?
>>150994656Nightmare fuel.
>>150994648RaidersBroncosCarolina Falcons
What is "Buddha" short for?
>>150994656I had no idea Shaggy2Dope was a cards fan.
>>150994656LOL, I knew someone was going to screenshot this guy the second he came on. Instant /sp/ meme
>>150994619They both suck but I respect Tua because he's willing to die on the field
>whole other quarter of this shit
>>150994672Not a shithole just an oversized retirement home but it has good Mexican food at least
>>150994616Which year is that? I have like 5 of em lmao>>150994348It really is the small things, I used to be a bit of a packrat
>>150994639i make my sleep schedule revolve around football most days, my work allows it. i love football, my brother played "pro" here :) been following since teen
this game fucking sucksI was hoping for a meme game but got a stinker
>>150994698Big dimes Liv
>>150994692Siddhartha Gautama
>>150994705you're pretty based lil buddy
>>150994706The interception then fumble early in the game was pretty funny.
>>150994705Slavs would love gridiron football I think.
>>150994705Based
Why did manziel not get the chance this fucking manlet Murray has got
Berds have no business being in this game but they are
How long until gannondorf gets fired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouA8uncCZHc&themeRefresh=1why arent more teams doing this on the kick off?
>>150994670P. Sure we have more playoff wins over the past decade than the Cards and Browns
>>150994726nords tooanyone with size
>protect your home from my people
>>150994705What team? Are you the ravens guy?
>>150994733Because he was a media clown.
My betting strategy for the NFL is betting on the white QB against the black one
>>150994733Drugs and alcohol
>>150994740Too fat
>>150994705Yikes that's not normal and healthy you know you can just watch a replay during normal hours right retard
So the zebra is a hooker or what was the point of that red bull commercial
>>150994740thicc asians are my weakness
Sports are the only "legacy TV" that I watch, and holy shit these commercials are wild. These companies are so out of touch with actual American society
Why are dorky white guys the butt of the joke in every commercial thats supposed to be funny?
Yessuh as my grampappy used to say we got ourselves a good ol fashioned semen slurper on our hands wooo boy I tell ya
>>150994740Asian women are not built like that
This game made me gay.
>>150994726we are not slavs :(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_footballwe are european powerhouse!
>>150994762>literal fake assInto the trash
>>150994733Johnny Football was unironically carried by Mike Evens and I'm tired of pretending that he wasn't.
>>150994740not fat enough
looking forward to monday night
>>150994717many are saying this
>>150994672All major business in STL think the Bidwells are massive fucking retards after Bill showed up to that hotel meeting drunk/high
>>150994781Have fun on your 3 day vacation
HEY RIDE IT
>>150994762GOAT Monroe
>>150994733Murray is black
Going with mom to get our haircuts tomorrow , gonna be great day guys
>>150994656The best thing I saw related to the Cards tonight.
>>150994791JFL who decides primtetime???
>>150994781Me on the left
>>150994633
>>150994740push up bras are almost as bad as makeup
>>150994781Do girls really don't go for the guy on the left? Asking for a friend.
kek the way kupp runs all hunched over
>>150994791Who the fuck greenlit this as a MNF game? Neither of those shitters looked impressive in the offseason
>>150994791At least a "toilet bowl" game has some appeal and could be entertaining. Tonight's game is just two middling mediocre teams
>>150994791I can already hear the "cripple fight" tiktok edit
>>150994698luv liv and that’s really all there is to it
>>150994656All-time fan right here. The red paint ruining his $150 jersey is the chefs kiss
Among the 32 teams in the league, where would you rank both these (shit) teams?
NEW THREAD>>150994819NEW THREAD>>150994819NEW THREAD>>150994819
What us state flag is the most kino?
>>150994791NFL wants to kill their viewership this season I guess
>>150994831based
>>150994820You're gone
>>150994846Tejas
>>150994839Cards bottom 5Hawks in the 12-16 range
>>150994846Texas also any flag with words in it is trash
>>150994772I've long wondered why executives of the company who paid for the advertisement don't watch it beforehand and ask for a coherent commercial that doesn't make them or their customers look retarded
>>150994779my bad m8, I didn't realize Finns were a distinct race.
>>150994846Missouri, we have 2 bears
>>150994815a girl decides on whether or not she'll fuck you well before she sees your dick. She'll just laugh about with her friends afterwards depending on how much she likes you
>>150994846All of them but Maryland.
>>150994846Texas
>>150994902But what if I want to marry her?
>>150994705It blows my mind that anyone in Europe actually cares about football. That's amazin. The culture there is so different. I spent a few weeks in northern Italy. Didn't see much football culture there.
THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT
>>150994705>I'm telling obvious lies, teeheeheheYou're scum.
>>1509947>>150994846Maryland and it's not even close.
>>150994932sex is only a portion of the marriage equation and in general you'll quickly find out how much she actually cares about dick size based on her behavior towards you after finding out
>>150994846new mexico has the best flag, I'm jealous my state just has one of the gay blue ones with the state seal
>>150994750Vikings is my guess, based on the flag
>>150994846clearly Ohio, the only pennant state flag
>>150995109ohio shall be swallowed by the earth insh'allah
>>150995093Is that the Borg cube one?
