Dan ends Horse's run edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious Thread >>150965042
OP is a faggot.
Jonokuchi championship has been decided
>>150994883Jonidan going to a playoff though. So that's fun.
Exchange matches in juryo later on, is this the end of Takarafuji?
>>150994978He's older than me and I feel ancient. It's time.
>retire at 36>practicing sumo since highscool>career high of sandanme What’s next?
>>150994881
Kore wa baikingu jyanai!
>>150994924Kaki vs Teraosho
Sometimes I wonder if there's even value in coming here when it seems like 2/3rds of the thread is a retard spamming from a vpn.
>>150996278
>>150996278good bye, tell reddit we said hi when you get back over there
>>150996278It is what it is.I miss history anon posts.
>>150996278you should see /heem/, compared to that shithole this threads heaven
>Ikazuchido 5-2>Ugly bastard wins SandanmeGood start to the day.
Kazuma yusho in sandanme, not unexpected, he'll probably make it to juryo early next year if he stays uninjured
>0-7 for Chiyotomato
Lmao Soma comically overpowering Wakaikazuchi there. This bodes well for slop.
>Get to your zabuton>See thisWhat do?
Denuma goes 3-4.
Guy on the east entrance side is wearing a shirt that says I <3 Aonishiki.
>>150995105Hahaha was he seriously moping about all day with that face yesterday?
>>150996875This might be the stupidest comment I've ever read.
Ryusho has looked really good this basho.
>>150996888Ahahahahahah Reddit is more suited for your ilk.
>>150996927>A single random out of context photo that could've been taken while he was sneezing for all we know>"UHHH WAS THAT HIS FACE ALL DAY???"le epic internet army Xddd
>>150996939reddit.com/r/sumo here's the link
Buncha fackin' Nevilles, the lot of ya.
Shimazuumi's first yusho
Daiyusho wtf
Top two in Juryo are from Takasago. When's the last time there was a playoff match that couldn't happen under normal circumstances?
>>150997075A playoff in May between Shikoroyama Jonidan'ers.
>>150997075>>150997085Last time it happened in the salaried ranks was Nagoya 2020 in 6-man juryo playoff. The deciding match was between Mesiei and Akua of Tatsunami. Hoshoryu was also in there.
>>150996821
Shimpan when full cueball.
>>150995340Did he really yell that?
>>150997151No.
Absolutely pancaked
Mita absolutely fell apart in week 2.
>>150997334FUCK MitaGoshima is the new boom.
>>150997334whole futagoyama is in shambles this basho... i think shisho should stop that meat slop fest before basho until guys bring some decent results.
I don't like Kotoeiho's shiko. Stop showing your dirty feet to people. Shameful.
He shaved...
>>150997467That's why he lost to Aonishiki. He wasn't aerodynamic enough.
Day 13: Takakeisho
>>150997488He's already sweating.
>>150997488Takakeisho is dead. They hired some skinny guy to pretend he is totally Takakeisho. Like with the Beatles
>>150997376
>>150997467if you stopped shaving for a zensho run why wouldn't you shave it when the zensho run ended?
I'm just happy that, no matter what happens from here, Hoshoryu had a Yokozuna-like basho.
If you had told me after week one that Chiyoshoma would get kachikoshi, I would not have believed it.
>>150994818
>>150996278Yeah, I hope Dan continues to perform, but at least this fag would move on/kill himself if he stopped doing so
Based Shishi
>>150996278I would like to know what is his VPN or maybe he just brought a 4chan pass to use it.
Nishikigi back to juryo
>loses to himself
tobizaru somehow has 7 wins but i swear he's lost every day this basho
Love me Ura
uranishiki
Strange to think back when I started watching, the Ozeki were Mitakeumi, Takakeisho and Shodai
KUSO
always feel like Roga should be a lot better than he performs
>>15099771910 basho in Makuuchi and only three kachi-koshi. Dude is an odd duck.
I just realized that for 20 more minutes Shishi yusho is mathematically possible
unbelievably dishonorable sumo
>>150997719Can't believe at some point he was the slayer of Terunofuji and the future ozeki.
>>150997739That would require both of the Yokozuna going kyujo.
>>150997748He'll hire Ukrainian gangsters to break their knees on the way to the arena tomorrow
Onosato's mawashi on his yusho banner is kino as fuck
I am afraid it is terminalHe has Gonoyama
i appreciate the stadium announcer making sure to tell us which fighters are mongols before each match
EZ
koto-SHIT-ho
Ross taking a page out of Murray's book and talking an inordinate amount of shit about the rikishi
Kill Kotoshoho right now pls
>>150997813Japanese: Town, PrefectureMongolian: MONGOLU
>>150997833I have slowly grown to dislike the translators, why are they so disrespectful? It feels so out of place.
>>150997843They say Ulaanbaatar if they're from there, dummy.
>>150997843I like how the official sumo website calls it Mongolia Prefecture
>>150997849>hire a straya to do commentary>he banters about everythingWhat did you expect
IT'S TIME
>>150997832>>150997834The worst Cinderella post-yusho hangover since Tokushoryu.
>takanosho wins>potential nobdog yusho>aonishiki wins>the 11-4 is practically guaranteedits not fair bros, i want them both to win
>>150997865Get ready for a 10-5 and Hoshoryu yusho, bud.
Draft dodger going down
Is an horse an athlete?
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Damn! That was close.
DANAN
that was a good bout
Takanosho is the new Takayasu, alright?
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>he doubted the 11-4
>>150997889takanosho is actually good
With this characters death the thread of prophecy is severed. We have diverted from the 11-4 Dan and Nob yusho timeline. It's all downhill from here
>>15099788376TH YOKOZ-ACK>gets run over by move forward sumo man
>>150997892No one doubts the 11-4!Hell, if he'll ever win the cup, it will be 11-4 as well.
>>150997893Takayasu has had a much better career, don't be silly.
>hmm yes, the floor is made of floor
>>150997889he said WHAT
"I let him cum inside" Damn, rikishi are freaky
"He only said one word:I let him cum inside"
>>150997914woops didn't mean to quote
what is going on with Hosh's right collarboneweird lumpy bit, always been like that?
>>150997930Rikishi often have lumps from butsukari, if that's what you're referring to. I don't see it in the pic.
That was odd. What was Onosato doing there in the tunnel?
>>150997917>>150997923someone please tell me they got a clip of that with audio
>>150997956Practicing his crazy eyes
>>150997961Was that a mirror his attendant had?
IT'S SHO OVER
Evil spirits are telling me both Yokozuna lose today.
Gee, it's almost like they're setting up zuna vs zuna playoff.
ack is going to blow hosh away
>>150997978That's why they call it senshuuraku.
Wait.... where's kotozakura's lesbian life partner?
>>150997986After the flags.
ONOSATO LIVE REACTION
>>150997990There she is...
CHOKEZUNA
horse-SHIT-ryu
not my yokozuna
>Horseshitryu
OHNONONONO
It's over...
This is because Abi started winning
Onosato can't hide his emotions when Hosh loses.Cheeky cunt.
>>150997981fucking tooooooold you
KNEEL!
OUR OZEKI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well done Grandson. Let's keep this basho going, Onosato loss inc.
Only one 'Zuna gave kinboshi this tournamentJust saiyan
YOKOZUN-ACK
WTK can pick a really funny time to wake up now
>>150997539It only counts if he wins the second basho. If he 3-0-12 or some shit next basho, it's business as usual.
Lol that's what happens when Horseshotryu doesn't henka
>>150998023That's just gay. Fuck off.
Please wakatakakage do the funny
That crowd pop when hoSHITryu lost was loud
onosharto is feeling it
>>150998036When Kotozakura won, faggot.
Almost....
DAMN THE INSTANT RECOVERY
Almost
Fuck, I believed
So close, so damn close
my goat :)
Has somebody ever defeated Onosato after he recovers and starts marching forward?
I believe it's yusho If Hosh lose tomorrow.
>>150998032Yes Hosh is gay and a fraudkuzuna.
Hoshoryu lays in the middle of the sand in the centre of the dohyo. Clutching his knee.ABEMA announcers are screaming. NHK announcers are struggling to get a word in. The crowd chants for Onosato. You don't take any of it in, your glare focuses on Hoshoryu's broken, damaged body. How could this happen? Did he get old? A bad night? Maybe he just wasn't that good, but you can't believe it.The good times come rushing back. The January basho of 2025. The triple standoff. The relief when the JSA fast tracked him to yokozuna status despite going 12-3. Being the nephew of the legendary Asashoryu, and all the hours spent celebrating, defending your man on the internet. He was nothing like you'd ever seen, you said. He was great for sumo, you're too young to have seen Hakuho, Asashoryu and Terunofuji you said, but you had Hosh you said. A sadness washes over you, it's gone now, in the end, did it really mean anything?He's still clutching his knee.
>>150998041Nah they popped because that dirty Mongolian got exposed again
>>150997960a bit scuffed but here >>>/wsg/5981603
>>150997937>>150998118much more distinctly visible in video form as seen in the link
>>150998118Hnnnngg...
>>150998261Thank you, I was looking for this bout on youtube and x but could only find it in the nhk replays
>>150998150>>150998230>>150998233>>150998261Top choice match posts.
>>150998118thanks a tonalso look at Teru trying not to crack up at the mere sight of the "yokozuna"
>Checks records>Even if Hoshoryu wins his remaining bouts, his record over his first four bashos as Yokozuna is worse than Futahaguro's first four bashos as Yokozuna. >Looking at their records as Komosubi, Seiwake, and Ozeki, Futahaguro has more 10 or more win bashos than HoshoryuHoly shit I thought it was a meme at first but is Hoshoryu legit worse than Futahaguro?
>>150998355Thought Teru was edited in at first. Then I checked the footage and it's real. Yikes.
>>150998355HOLY KEK
>>150998355>I would bootyblast either of these kids with one healthy knee
>>150998355This but with Hoshoryu
>>150998355>My successor...
If Kotozakura defeats Onosharto tomorrow I will kneel
>Kotoshitara just walking Hosh out of the ringIt's over.
How likely is it that Hoshoryu would ask someone in his stable to cleanly break his arm (or fracture it) so he would have an excuse for why he lost the basho?
>>150998826he'll just get toe ouchies again
Just got done watching the highlights during my lunchCall me a fucking casual (i am) but i like when Aonishiki and Ura winFuck the haters
Horse can still force a playoff.Dan can still win.Sending energy to Zak. \o/
Shishizuna
Why does Ryuden sound like a villain's name?
>>151000060because he is a villain
>Former sumo wrestler Tanigawa Oyakata suddenly shaved his head, saying, "I just felt like it," and "I wanted to try it once," using the clippers himself.
>>151000149my king
>>150997883
The top heaviness of Kotozakura is crazy. His dad was kind of like that too but Zak's torso is like a blimp. Glad he's doing better this tournament though.
>>151000294Yeah, I've been down on Zak for months. If he didn't turn it around on this one, I would've completely written him off.
>>150997893He puts up the occasional double digit performance when he is outside joi, but tends to flop when he gets near sanyaku rank. Too good to be a mægashitter, not competent enough to be an upper level mainstay. He was more concerned about keeping Dan off his belt than he was about staying in the ring.
WakatakaKOGA has to win to keep his hopes of KK alive, he will be highly motivated against Horseryu
>>151000549Wakaka was highly motivated from the beginning and it didn't help much.
Dan is officially an ozeki candidate for Novemberhttps://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/09/26/kiji/20250926s00005000328000c.html
>>151000625He's been lacking in power and hardly offering any offense all basho. That rolled ankle is doing just enough to keep him from fighting effectively. Hoshoryu is going to toss him like a sack.
>>151000672imagine his chagrin if he gets demoted out of sanyaku from s1e with a 6-9 shortly after takayasu stayed in following a 6-9 at k1e
Only guy since Terukuni in the 1930s to put up double digit scores in his first four makuuchi bashoes. He is breaking records that even Onosato couldn't match
>>151000742It is very likely Takayasu will stay at Komusubi if out of Hakuoho, Oho and Hirdaoumi only one of them gets more than 8 wins.
>the two white men are double digits/almost double digits?????????? what happened?>>150998261Oho is such a sight to behold when he's trying.>>150998355kek
>>151000662I'd wait a day before calling it official, simply because there's a non-zero chance that WTK and Kirishima both finish with 8-7 (they've already fought each other) and Aonishiki finishes with 10-5, which would result in him staying komusubi (like Takayasu literally last basho). Like I know it's like 99% likely he'll be sekiwake next basho, but it's not guaranteed just yet.
there was hope for hoshitryu to finally turn a leaf in his yokozuna saga after showing everyone his 11 straight winsthen it's all come tumbling down and we're in for another onosato yushomaybe hoshoryu can come back stronger in november
My god you know that Tomokaze is going to go for a pulldown STOP LOSING TO IT YOU DUMB RETARDS
Instead of>move backwards>loseHoshoryu should adopt Onosato's sumo of>move forward>win
>>151001289he's just not big and powerful enough to do that like onosato isI remember reading at the start of this basho or maybe it was the last one, but hoshoryu actually weighs more than asashoryusince hoshoryu's frame is not as big and tanky though, he doesn't dominate opponents like uncle could
>>151001289Kisenosato drooling watching this knowing how much free sake and beef his stable's about to get.
>>150996759His opponent is like 55% taped up, how do you lose to a guy that injured?
>>151001426His body wasn't moving the way he wanted it to, so he couldn't do his brand of sumo.
>>150999601It's always a treat to watch Ura win and Aonishiki brings a lot of strength, power, stability, and intensity that's just different.
Aonishiki and Takanosho can still yusho but it requires Onosato to lose his next two fights, and Hoshoryu to lose tomorrow then beat Onosato. They'll be tied at 12-3, giving them a chance to catch up to the Yokozuna.
>>151001336well, if it was me I would simply move forward and not lose
>>151001734sou desu ne
Dan haters must all be seething right about now
I don't hate Dan.>woooow stop being such a hater lmaoBut I don't hate Dan.>LOL THIS HATER IS SEEEETHIIINNNGGGAren't you listening? I don't hate Dan.>LMAOOOOO DUUUUUDE CAAALLMMM DOOOOWWWWNNNN
>>151000549If Wakatakakage deliver tomorrow, it's over.
>>150998826He kept the elbow chips, and can put them back in whenever he wants.
>>150998826>JUST FUCKING DO IT MEISEI I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD JUST FUCKING IT *CCRRRKRKKKK* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can see Dan getting stuck at ozeki for a long time with Onosato hogging up all the yushoes. The era of Onosato turning into a Shodaiesque retard and stupidly blowing what should be easy wins may have come to an end. If it did then Onosato should be good for 80+ wins a year. Dan is probably going to have to figure him out himself if he wants to reach the top rank. Fortunately for Dan he is young and still growing, adding 20kg might make him solid enough to take on the big guy.
>>151001931Zak seems to have regained some of what was missing from his game earlier this year, the possibility of him surprising Onosato today isn't unreasonable. Gonna be a good matchup between the two biggest strongest "walk forward and win" guys in the sport, Zak sure looked good beating Horse
>>151002225>the possibility of him surprising Onosato today isn't unreasonableLook dude, I know he's scraped more wins than usual and beat Hoshoryu, but please, on no planet will Zak's defensive style of sumo match up to what Onosato has been dishing out.
Zak got the most wins in 2024 with 66. So far this year Onosato is on 59.
>>151002234>on no planet will Zak's defensive style of sumo match up to what Onosato has been dishing out.Seems pretty obvious, so its safe to assume Zak knows that too. Maybe he give up on that style against the one guy bigger than him and unleashes a Gonoyama tier furious tachiai and blasts Onosato back and out.
>>151002413Imagine using Gonoyama as an example of excellence.
>>1510021684 of the last 5 yokozuna all give him precedent that he can make yokozuna on a strong jun. If he goes to the last day against Onosato, let alone if he goes into a playoff, they'll say he's a yokozuna candidate.Although it would be the funniest thing in the world if he somehow managed back to back 11-4 Y.
>>151002459Takakeisho would be livid.
>>151002459you're speaking of yokozuna when he is not even at the prerequisite rank to be considered for yokozuna promotionlet's calm down and let the man reach ozeki first
>>150998359Futahaguro went down in history as a yokozuna without a yusho because he was thrown out before he could get one. In all likelyhood, he would've done better than Onokuni if given the opportunity.>>151002413Kotozakura couldn't do a strong tachi-ai if he wanted to. Perhaps before the day of the knee.>>151002489This.
>>151002523>he would've done better than Onokuni if given the opportunityNot as a golfer.
>>151002523>Kotozakura couldn't do a strong tachi-ai if he wanted to. Perhaps before the day of the knee.His injury woes seem to be behind him
Dan beat ZakZak beat HorseDan beat HorseOnosato beat Danso the true power ranking in sumo is1. Onosato2. Dan3. Zak4. Horseif Onosato beats Zak & Horse that confirms the ranking order
So uh is the Royal Rumble on the final day or do they do it a day after?
Guess the rikishi.
Hosh good.
>>151002459>Aonishiki makes Yokozuna with back to back 11-4Y>proceeds to farm 11-4Y for the rest of his career, never more and never lessefficientdon't need to waste energy getting 15-0 when you win just enough each time
>>151002921looks like Kazuma right now lmao.
>>151003176It's Ryuden!
>>150998355
>>151003029Hosh bad.
>>151003504Me after having a golf ball surgically implanted under my right collarbone.
kiriSHITma's face when horseshitryu removed by Zak
I'm going to predict Aonishikis final score>11-4
>>151003586>i sleep>real shit
>>150994818Is ANONishiki the one to watch?KiriSHITma sure ain't one.
>>151003713Onosharto has been the one to watch since May 2023.
>>151003586Hosh's leg acne is disgusting. Complete lack hinkaku subjecting sumo fans to that disgusting display.
>>151003758>Hosh's leg acne is disgustingBOUNO CHIPPU PUREEZU ANDASTANDU
>>151003758My brain is completely rotted by this fucking place. "ACK-knee" popping into my head instead of acne
>>150817839atrociously wrong post, why are anti-danners always the stupidest idiots posting in /sumo/?
>Koga's only win of the basho
>>151003805Still can't believe he's sandbagging so he doesn't injure the other guys.
>needs 1 for 11-4 min>scored an 11-4 J yusho from M1Blue man Dan is on a pretty strong Ozeki run.
>>151003805isnt he in the baby-division?
But will they really give Ozeki on a 33 win record starting at M1e? Usually it takes something special to start outside the Sanyaku and Dan's records aren't particularly special yet.
>>151003852Koga is beyond turboshit in sumo terms. Mienoumi is rolling in his grave. Japan's energy companies could attach his corpse to a turbine and power half of Tokyo.
>>151003858>Dan's records aren't particularly special yet.he met yokozunas 4 times and fucked them 3 times.not special, you stupid britbong, ey?
>>151003858>start at the lowest>Not a single MK EVER>>151003881Stop with the OY VEY DAN IS NOT OUR GUY HE IS WHITE!!
>>151003858>Usually it takes something special to start outside the SanyakuTeru's started with an 8-7 at M2e. Not his second stint that led to his yokozuna promotion, his first stint before he got fucked to injury and there were already three yokozuna and ozeki each. I can see them giving it to him if his November is convincing enough.
>>151003881If he's so good how come he's never done better than 11-4? Even that braindead sack of shit Atamin got an 11-4 last basho.
>>151003881>he met yokozunas 4 times and fucked them 3 times.No he didn't you stupid Turk, he lost to Onosato both times.
>>151003926probably lack of experienceits his 3rd (?) makuuchi basho only
>>151003838Does the M1 run count?
It's been 4 years since Hoshoryu's last non-injured makekoshi.
>>151003982Shipman boss Kumegawa announced yesterday that the run was officially on
>>151004160>having more than 0 makekoshipathetic tbqh
>>151003955Lack of experience is a major factor with promotions like that, though. If there's the trifecta of lack of experience, a start below the san'yaku, and worst of all, being a FILTHY GAIJIN, the score over 3 bashos would need to be very hard to argue against.
Ah, I see (rikishi formerly known as) Kirbayama's going for the classic 7-7 before the final day. Very based.Lotsa cuties in the stands today.Can an ozeki beating a yokozuna be considered an upset? Anywho, really like the current development with the Neph falling behind. Can he go thru with it? Can 'Sato? Quite the basho this time.
>>150998150Holy Moly!>>150998233Impressive. Very nice.
Why don't sumo wrestlers look like the ones in my fujo-bait anime?
>>151003805I hope in the next beyaslop video the interviewer asks Koga about how he feels about the fact that his only win was a henka.
>>151005143Because those are amateur high school sumo wrestlers. They are generally slimmer because they compete according to weight class, so there's no bloatmaxx meta outside the heavyweight/openweight divisions.
>>151005143that was a fun anime, though the sumo scenes were just like >10 THOUSAND DEMONS SPINNING WHEEL OF FIRE, ENHANCED!!!!!>NANI!! USING SUCH A TECHNIQUE AT HIS LEVEL IS..... IS... UNTHINKABLE!!! AAAAIIIIEEE HE'S GOING TO DESTROY HIMSELF>*does a hip toss*
>>151003135>eventually he gets to 12-3 on the final day>immediately retires
Is Sato going to KK this basho?
>>151005573moriurara gave me hope last basho...
>>151003858The last basho was kinda special for a M1. JY, 5-2 against all of sanyaku (not his fault they were shitters), 1-1 split against the zuna and a special prize. This time he repeated all but the prize already, albeit from the higher rank.I think they're gonna use it as an argument to bump him to S2w if he doesn't get to 12 on Sunday. Then just see what happens in November.
>>151000180Crazy.
Reminder that Dan beat Dan. Nothing can stop him.>>151006254Ah fuck. Wrong screengrab.
>>151005160>I think it was Kuwae that said no one practices Henka? in one of those vids, dunno which one but it was from this year.
>>151003858>>151003982IMO, yes, it should, and that's due to the fact he got the jun-yusho at 11-4 from M1.Granted, who knows wtf the JSA will pull out of their ass, but there IS precedence.
>>151008150k
>koga
>>150997813If you can't visually tell does it really matter all that much
Koga sisters what do we do now? Koga sama is heading back to jonokuchi.
>>151008390the king returns to his realm
>>151001336>but hoshoryu actually weighs more than asashoryuI watched some old Asashoryu matches today and this is surprising. Asashoryu's entire frame is stockier so you'd think he'd weigh more. Hoshoryu's arms and calves look like twigs compared to Asashoryu. >hoshoryu's frame is not as big and tankyThis becomes really clear when you see that Hoshoryu's got a much bigger gut than Asashoryu. Hoshoryu's weight isn't being more evenly distributed the same way his uncle's weight was. Hoshoryu's really isn't built the same as his uncle.
another couple of exchange matches in juryo today, makushita lost both of them last night
Mita looking to turn his 8-1 start into an 8-7 finish
Yamatooooou
Onosato had a man's knees broken to ensure he got the yusho
Kotozakura is kyujoyou can't make this shit up
>tournament ends with Onosato default winning the yusho off a guy going kyujoClowniest clown basho to ever clown.
Evil spirit bros, we did it!
sandanme matches are spirited today
>Kotozakura kyujoFUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CRUSHED MY DREAM BASHO CLOWN BASHO CLOWN BASHO CLOWN BASHO EAT SHIT KOTOZAKUR-ACK!
>>151012494Source?????
>>151012660Jap news. He's out .
>>151012702Did the news say why he is out? I've only heard he is kyujo
>>151012727Knee
>>151012727MCL injury, right knee3ish weeks rec time
>secures a winning record>beats the Mongolian fraud yokozuna>all but assures a Japanese rikishi wins the bashoKotozakura knew he finished his job. He's clocking out.
>>151012865Did it say when he injured it?
>>151012834>>151012865So I was right that Onosato had the yakuza break his knees.Then he made Kotozakura drink 5 gallons of sake.
>Kotozakura kyujook, what's the point of watching this now?
>>151012935If you watch the end of yesterday's match against Hoshoryu he flexes it like something was tweaked. >>151012945Technically, Onosato can still choke... but....
>>151012935supposedly he heard something go during the hosh bout
>>151012980if hosh loses today. onosato can do his pulling and whatever else tomorrow. yusho is his
>>151012945Onosato can still lose if Hosh wins tonight. Then he has to beat Onosato twice tomorrow which isn't impossible. The match up is 5-1 in Hosh's favor currently.Really up to if Hosh beefs it again
>>151012945If Hoshoryu wins today the deciding match will be tomorrow so theres still hope. If Horseshitryu chokes today then its clown basho all over again
>>151013003IF Hoshoryu loses to Wakatakakage, which he hasn't done since 2023. We'll see.
I rate Hoshoryu against Onosato. If Waka takes him out after the horrid performance he's given during a basho where he was supposed to cinch Ozeki then we're well into clown basho territory.
>>151013005>>151013014i see, as much as i hate horseshityu, that would be kino
>its his right kneenow both of his knees are fucked
Utterly limp finish to the first non-clown basho in a while.
>>151013023I have zero faith in Hoshoryu. There's no consistency from except for inconsistency. In his previous bashos, he's lost to maegashiras and won against the sanyaku. This basho he's won against the maegashiras (some of which was him eeking it out) and has been losing to sanyaku. I would not be surprised if he loses to Wakatakakage.
Still remembering how the only 'Zuna to give a gold star this tournament was not Hoshoryu
>>151013201Do you honestly have faith in Wakatakakage though?
Juryo yusho going down to the wire as well.
>MitACKeumi
>>151013417Sadogatake play-off please
>>151013450Takasago.
LOLLERSKATES
it's too late, he's tapping into the power of 11-4
Shishi kanto sho?Never thought I'd live to see the day
>double digit wins for ShishiThe evil spirits are back and stronger than ever.
>>151013592>double digit wins for UraThe evil spirits are fleeing and as weak as ever.
>Kotozakura achieves +8 wins (necessary to avoid losing Ozeki)>Kotozakura's father explains that they can't cheat with Onosato and give Kotozakura the win through the shimpan (as they've been doing several times this year)>Kotozakura immediately kyujoThe most cowardly Ozeki in history>ofw (Onosato Face When) win basho
>hoshatryu broke Kotozakura's other kneeFuck...
Does Oshoma even have any fans
>wake up>Onosato conveniently handed free win on day 14The JSA saw the basho was going a little too well I see
kotozakura is the ultimate fake one
Atamifuji side-eying the shimpan hoping for a monoii.
>>151014088Before the replay I thought it might be one too, unlucky
who's gonna take up the mantle of NHK commentator when one of the 5 current ones retires?
Who can stop the loser brothers Wario and Waluigi? (Gonoyama and Abi)
that 1 win earlier probably keeps him out of juryo right?
If you think you may be suffering from Gonoyama, please contact your doctor.Symptoms includeBeing a shitterHaving double digit lossesPeaking while you're in juryo
>>151014111Me
>>151014175I hope not. He needs a good humbling after this tournament.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/it live
OHOOOOOO
Oho going for double digits after very bad first week. Very nice
>>151014260>Hiro Moritai'd rather listen to midnightsumo
>>151014302How dare you.
i'm listening to unc waka
>>151014302eh I'd rather listen to a muted NHK stream than an Abema one better cinematography innit
Tom tried so damn hard
TOM NOOOOOO
>>151014329*watch
He's Tamawashed :(
Even reddit sees it comingEmbrace the era of the white man
>>151014349inb4 some injury that wrecks his career before he gets there
a healthy tom would have won that
>>151014349Says the moop.
>Ichiyamamoto v Abi>Both 3-10Mirror match
Abi slipped on a banana peel
>throwing yourself out of the ringclassic abi
>abi lite beats abidark spiritbros... it's over...
Abi shoved himself out.
>>151014302For me, it's the unfiltered "No Commentary" kino.https://sumo.tokon-stream.com/
What a shitter fight.
>>151014260I thought you had to be in japan for this, do they stream the whole day?
Dark spirits EAT SHIT
>>151014398>do they stream the whole day?No.
>>151014393bruh the fucking taskbar and even worse quality than s0desune
KINGbozan
>>151014398They only do it for a couple of days and then only half of the top division.
Kill Kotoshoho
fishboy not enjoying the big pond
Ladies and gentlemen your July champion.
>>151014455Maybe he'll drop back down and yusho again?
This is such bullshit. Zak's pulluout sullies Ono's win.
>>151014466He hasn't won yet.
I hate that Kotozakura is hurt and out, but I also can't wait to hear the collective "EEEEEHHHHHHHHH??" from the crowd
WTK looks like he has downs sometimes.
according to my calculations, koto-shit-ho will win the may 2026 tournament
Takayasu is totally gonna stay at K1w if he goes 7-8, look at how hard the joi shat the bed. Oho is the only one who can slot in for Dan once they move him up
>>151014465please no
Its Dan!Dan has mounted the dohyo!
>>151014478Wakatakakoga will take care of it.
>>151014490he should get pushed out if either sekiwaker goes 7-8
onosato will now horribly injure himself stepping off the dohyo to accept his fusen win
Sekiwake confirmed.
Dan wins!
安青錦!
11-4bros we're SO back.
>EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH????!!!!
good recovery, 11 has been confirmed, 4 incoming
>>151014521He will never beat Onosato
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???????
11-4 incoming!
I'm pretty sure Aonishiki just has Gonoyama left. He's going to get 12 wins!
DAN! DAN! DAN!DAN! DAN! DAN!DAN! DAN! DAN!
Let me guess, he's facing his nemesis tomorrow?
smug cunt
>>151014540Shut up that's not how Dan works.
>>151014540they might use him to roadblock someone looking for a 10-5
>>151014551>THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Onosato got robbed of massive kensho haul with that fusen
>>151014554Like a Neville would know.
Dan I know you read these threads, please lose tomorrow to keep the universe in balance. 11-4 is inevitable.
>>151014564after this basho and the dumbass way takerufuji treated his injury i would bet on shishi in a bout
>Kiribayama
kiri-SHIT-ma
KiriSHITma.
>kirishitma crumblesMy fellow Redditors... It's over...
>kiriSHITmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk
total sekiwake death soon
Takanosho had a good one. Should get a prize.
>>151014512To be perfectly desu, I forgot about them. But looks like we just had a volunteer to fill that K slot from above
>>151014564An Indian most likely typed that
WTK is going to come into this match actually switched on
>>151014638WTK will henka.
>Kirishitshow
go wakatakakaka
>Gusano losesI don't know why I expect anything different
HOSHORYU GANBARE!
>make-koga
Futagoyama looks like he's sucking on a lemon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151014655Sorry I meant Hoshoryu
I don't blame him. He needs everything for tomorrow
dishonorable behavior
>>151014655Close.
HOLY SHIT IF UCKING HATE YOU HOSHITRYU YOU HAVE RUINED THIS FUCKING SPORT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
kek
>Hoshoryu henkaHOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYY
wtf
hahaha
>>151014655lmaoooooooouuu
HENKAZUNA
>>151014687Fucking this. SENSHURAKU
Berry dishonourabu
>>151014655
HAHAHA
lmaoing
Holy fuck he moved so fast.
i can hear the circus music
>>151014689Dan, I beg of thee, PLEASE break him the next time you fight.
Ayy lmao, I can't blame him to be honest. Can't wait for the yokozuna KINO tomorrow
lelEquivalent of a panenka at this time.
Dai Yokozuna Chiyoshoma
horseshit is shook bad if he is resorting to henkas to beat a manlet with a losing record
I don't care if he took out a fucking gun and shot WTK. Anything to avoid Onosato just default winning a Yusho because a guy tore his MCL. I'd like an actual match for the fucking yusho.
I can't be mad though, I used to love Kakuryu for that bullshit
Lmaoooo you aight Mongolian
>>151014714>Hoshoryu henka AGAIN
If only Atami could stop sucking dick in joi, and this would be my favorite basho in the past 2 years
Onosato got a freebie, so Hoshoryu took a freebie.
I hope Onosato henkas this mongol menace
I cannot believe how quickly this basho turned into a clown fiesta.
>>151014738That will be even funnier actually
>>151014738That would be fucking funny.>Hoshoryu henka A THIRD TIME
>>151014745Low effort for no effort. Honestly, it makes sense, even if it is kind of a dick move.
Ok, Hosh better win tomorrow and take us to play offs
>>151014749It didn't though. The yusho will be decided by a match between the two yokozuna on the final day. Just a small hiccough towards the end.
>>151014762It's the path taken not the end result.
>>151014349for me, it's Death Death Demon Monkey
>>151014772this, a yokozuna being fearful of confronting manlet weakling wakatakakoga head on is just about as undignified as it gets. zero hinkaku
>>151014349Tochi felt that way until his ACL exploded, I will reserve my judgement.
wakanohana was shitting all over hoshitryu over that cowardly display
As mush as I hate this shit, Hosh did what had to be done.Dishonoraburu, but no one wants to see a pointless senshuraku.
>>151014884>did what had to be done.So you don't think he could have beaten WTK?
>>151014902He didn't :)
Hakuho henka'd opponentsfact
>>151014927he henka'd kisenosato at one point too didn't he
I hope that they make a rule forbidding the henka for next tournament. Watch the Horseshitryu babies cry out in fear as their false idol has to actually rely on his ability to fight.
>>151014804Dan has never even yusho'd once, thinking he is a shoe-in to get two consecutively is kind of retarded, very reddit tier. Yokozuna is a lot easier rank to get with nobody standing in your way like how Hosh & Onosato got there. Now that theres two at that rank and both expected to take the cup every time out, its a lot harder for anyone else to get one yusho let alone two consecutively. Musashimaru was a top rate ozeki for years and never even got close to promotion regardless regularly putting up double digit performances, took Abenono & Takanohana being injured at the same time for Musashimaru to get promoted.
>both sekiwake make-koga
>>151014927Hakuho didn't start henka-ing people until years into his yokozuna tenure
Onosato just got a freebie, why shouldn't the other 'kozna :)
Question what if Zak loses ozeki will the make both yokozunas Yokozuna-Ozeki?
>>151015028this but entirely unironically
>>151014977Dannie-boy new sekivake!>>151015015yeah, Hakuho didnt had any competitor, so it is not that difficult
>>151015040And Oho will skip Komosubi and get Sekiwake (again)
>>151014943Hakuho also henka'd Harumafuji on day 15 to win Haru 2016 by avoiding a playoff with Kisenosato.
>>151014945This is gay. You are gay.
Japs already calling for shitryu's head
What are they going to do if both sekiwake end up at 6-9? There's nobody but Dan who could fill the other slot so WTK gets a free trip to S1w?
>>151015101>Noooo you can't heckin henkaChange the rules and dishonor your ancestors then
>>151015136sekiwake is going to oho and dan
>>151015101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MOzN1IyfRo
>>151015145reminder that anything you read on here or r*ddit doesn't count for shit compared to what the actual nips think, and they hate him and want him out already
>>151014947I guess I didn't make my point clear enough in my post you are replying to, I was trying to urge caution that people are too hasty to call Yokozuna watch on a guy who is yet to take home a cup. I personally think that he will feels like a guy who will make Ozeki at some point in his career but I need to see him win some Yusho before I am convinced he can even maintain Ozeki long term, let alone go for Yokozuna.
>>151015171Yeah because he's a filthy M*ngol. Doesn't have anything to do with his sumo ability.
>>151015171Nips angry their 'zuna can't beat superior Hosh
I kinda like what Hosh did desu. I don't see it so much as him being desperate for a win as wanting to really kick WTK while he's down. With that 8th loss Hosh just put the final nail in WTK's hopes of ever making Ozeki in the cruellest way imaginable.>>151015220Part of me thinks nips were desperate for Hosh to lose because they're scared he'll beat Onosato twice tomorrow.
>>151015179Tbqh, I kinda catch myself doing similar thing with him sometimes>hmm, this dude who wasn't even a sekitori a year ago seems to only be able to beat one of the two yokozuna consistently, which drops his sanyaku winrate to a meager 5-2. I wonder if he can tech his way around Onosato to improve his chances at winning consecutive tournamentsThat being said he's officially one good basho away from reaching ozeki, and even if he has yet to win a tournament he also has yet to have two consecutive bad tournaments (or you know, one) so I think he's gonna be fine at the rank even if he gets stuck there
What would happen if Hosh wins normally against Onosato, then henka him during the playoff?What would happen if Onosato henka him for the champ?
Can't believe how hard the Sanyaku have imploded after that May slaughterhouse.>Daieisho is dead>Zak is dead>WTK is dead>Kirishitma is deadIt's literally Dan and the Zunas. Pundits claim non-Sanyaku wins don't count towards Ozeki but in extraordinary circumstances they can. I can see Dan making Ozeki on 34 wins.>>151015261>What would happen if Hosh wins normally against Onosato, then henka him during the playoff?Japan declares war on Mongolia.>What would happen if Onosato henka him for the champ?The shockwave from that much mass moving that quickly would turn the west side of the crowd into red paste.
>>151015234I think it is fine to get excited about him, he is undoubtedly a talent with a very high ceiling if he can catch it and is also the healthiest looking member of the current Sanyaku (outside of the Yokozunas at least, but that is how it should be). Getting hyped about a new Komosubi going double digits on debut at the rank is perfectly reasonable, it is just a bit soon to suggest he WILL be a Yokozuna before he has even lifted the Emperor's Cup. Like I said before, Tochinoshin vibes (not in terms of fighting style, but in terms of talent ceiling for a non-Jap, non-Mongol) are strong in Aonishiki but while Tochi made a great Ozeki while at the rank those injuries came back to bite him and he had a sad fall down.
>>151015314>Pundits claim non-Sanyaku wins don't count towards OzekiNobody is claiming that, the JSA already formally announced that Dan is candidate for promotion to Ozeki following Kyushu.
>>151015396Oh I hadn't heard. Neat.
Onosato got 43 wins in his first 4 Makuuchi basho. Today was Dan's 44th. Damn.
They decided to put Aonishiki against Wakamotoharu
Juryo will be fun.
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>>151015463If Mita doesn't get promoted he's going to be furious after that hair pull on day 10 that the judges missed.
>>151015472Fuck off, Reddit.
