>Lap:#8122>Countdown to Singerpore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150986236>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:207>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:218 (217 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+0)NOR: 299 (+6)VER: 255 (+25)RUS: 212 (+18)LEC: 165 (+2)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 623 (+6)Mercedes: 290 (+30)Ferrari: 286 (+6)Red Bull RBPT: 272 (+33)Williams Mercedes: 101 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)VEG: 1004.58 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)>News:Amx is racing in NLS9 this weekend, in the #31 Emil Frey Ferrari 296 GT3, with Chris LulhamThat's at the Nürburgring, the Nordschleife even, in case you didn't knowQuali at 8:30 (16.5 hours from now), race start at 12:00 (20 hours from now)Haas testing on MugelloHorner possibly maybe becoming CEO and team principal of HaasBernie advices Horner to switch to MotoGPRussell might be out of F1 next year
bump
afternoon lads
bernadette collins owe me sex
non-race weeks make me want to kms
>>150999901Mickers!
Singapore next
race weeks make me want to miles
reminder that cutfags and globohomos created this false narrative where verstappen can still win the championship despite having 0 chance, to make the USAIDS fueled mclarencheats rocketship look less dominant, and the fact that one of these needle armed talentless zoomers will win the championship hurt even more
>>151000033good thing amx is racing this week then
>2022some things never change
>>151000037I feel like I'm missing out on something big by not being attracted to asian girls
>>151000055and where do medshitters figure in here
>missed the 9s bakeshambolic
>>151000037i feel immense hatred towards these tiktok dances and i cannot explain why
>>151000099It's probably just you being not retarded
I miss Zak Brown's cock
>>151000112lando what are you doin in israel?
>>151000099Self hating 'zilian spotted
>>151000055>>151000077and the pozfags?
>amx is now capeshitHow does this make you feel /f1/?
>>151000178go away you faggot
kek
>>151000055>>151000077>>151000170and how can one forget the curfags
I'm a 30 years old virgin and my foreskin is really tight. Is it true that having sex would fix this?f1 related because cutfags run this sport
amx in his own jacket
>>151000255>tf>foreskin
>>151000259>his own jacketyeah I'm sure he has enough money to not have to borrow from other people
>>151000153How can one get a brazilian gf (without having to admit Senna was better)
>>151000255
>>151000280Say Piquet was better and win a few WDCs. It's literally thtat easy
>>151000320domme hoer
>>151000320where she goin
>>151000320cute crash
>>151000320grim
Yuki-chan?Hai!Nani ga suki?Colapinto,Yori mo [spoiler]HUL-KEN-BERG[/spoiler]
>>151000320>controller has been disconnected
>>151000374a fuck, i forgot you can't spoiler here
>>151000320that reminds me there's no fkino next week, only f1a
>>151000203:3
>>151000355wheel/pedal disconnected. happens sometimes with my drifing force gt when the cable disconnects
>>151000320>hits the guardrail without any absorption barrierOh she's gonna love that one
>>151000407Why is Max's mom wearing a fire suit?
edd
ROSCOE STATUS?
it's not nice to see dumb animals sufferor their dogs too
leo!
>Roscoe is in a comaI wonder why, surely not the diet
>>151000532He's like 10000000 years old though.
>>151000441
i don't care for hamilkek's dead dog
poorez was so fucking shit lol
Roscoe in a coma, I knowI know, it's serious
I posted in the wrong thread again. I feel like those retarded F1 drivers that pit at their old team.
Tsunoda fans have to be the most delusional people on the planetThey really think there's going to be a place for him in a post Honda Red Bull
>>151000540I had a Pinscher that lived well into 18 years of age and she wasn't on a vegan dietSure, Bulldogs are more prone to disease due to being built to suffer with a snout like that, but him being a vanity project of Hamilton and being put on a vegan diet didn't help matters at all
>>151000557why the FUCK did lewis let Roscoe go skiing off-piste?
>>151000593Kek
Roscommon bros...
>>151000578I can see her nipple, she must be so embarrassed
>>151000578he will have his seat at red bull in the post-verstappen era though
Who would you replace Lando with at McLaren?
>>151000178>suzuka 2022ah yes, the red flag watch party
WTF?! Why have been sleeping on this game?
>>151000633his gf in a see through racing overall
>>151000633migg
>>151000633anyone, even colapiss would do better
>>151000230I can still hear it
Realistically what will happen once we run out of the natural ressources that f1 uses
>>151000651formula hand carved canoe
>>151000651Natural gas (fart) fueled cars
>>151000651They start using unnatural resources
F1A rookie test lineup part 1
Ok Lando, you can stop posting now. We get it
>>151000669F1A rookie test lineup part 2pick one
shan't click it
damn poorez, what a fucking shitter LOL
i'm gonna watch saudi arabia 22 next, because ferrari title hopes were alive at that point kek
>>151000532>>151000579You are a bad man.
why is there a fucking cock in the thread
>>151000744Problem?
>>151000532I hope Lewis has Roscoe in his thoughts the next time he fucks it into the wall and DNFs.
>>151000658
>2022 saudi arabia>poorez pole>amx p4damn
lando norris is addicted to getting his bussy impaled
i know redditors are cat people but jesus......
>>151000669Payton, my princess
>>151000651Twinks are a renewable resource
>get a dog>it's a breed that can barely breathe because it's so inbred>you're vegan so you obviously force your dog to be vegan as well>it gets sick and dies, finally ending the its miserable life>reanimate the dog and keep it alive in a coma
Say something nice to them
ROSCOE'S IN A BOX
>>151000669alex is cute
>>151000736I'm not the one forcing my dog to eat unnaturally so I can get brownie points on social media
>>151000869You are trying to benefit your agenda from the death of a pet dog. You are bad.
>>151000736>don't point out evil it could make the bad people feel bad You are the devil.
>hey oscar!
>>151000878I was looking for that picture a couple threads back. There was possibly a VDV joke, but the opportunity has passed.
>>151000894
>>151000889>my agendaYeah, the "let dogs eat on a healthy, natural diet" agenda
Teams that haven already given up this year:>Ferrari>Aston Martin>Sauber>Alpine>Haas
>>151000669sexSEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEXsexSEX SEX SEXsexsexSEX SEX SEXno sex
>kwablonso vs ocunt in-fightingkek what a clownshow
>>151000915Dogs also love to eat literal shit. "Forcing" your dog to eat some meme diet designed by some meme nutritionist with 20 years of experience selling snake oil to millionaires isn't gonna kill the dog more than feeding the dog some dog crackers made up of cow anuses and rat ears.
>>151000681no sexsexSEX SEX SEXsexSEX SEX SEXsexSEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEX
>>151000819better dead than vegan
calm down
it's time for some new gimmicks lads, we've reached levels of staleness that shouldn't even be possible
>>151000681This one, just because I can tell she's at that stage where she's suddenly about to become ugly overnight
>>151000939>no dude a vegan diet is the same as feeding your dog meatKill yourself
scuderiafemboy is gonna be at the track tomorrowwhy aren't you?
>>151000922>>151000948calm down, abdul
>>151000979dogs don't care what you feed them mine didn't even like eating meat she preferred eating dog crackers KILL YOURSELF FUCKING TWITTER DOG OWNER
>>151000981I don't go outside, there's people out there
>>151000981Uni
>>151001011And this
>>151000681my beloved
>>151001011>>151001026based, eccentric even, if you're rich>>151001015but do you actually go to uni? oof
>>151001026bit of a tangent, but I finished work 47 minutes ago and I'm alraedy drunk
>>151001004>I treated my dog like shit so I know what I'm talking aboutYou and Lewis really are birds of a feather
>>151001044>if you're richMax's daily income is almost as much as my entire net worth
>>151000681
>>151001004>nature isn't realAnimal abuse is.
>>151001081lips for suckling your anus
fingols shpuld be made into dog food
we really need a shitter like latifi again, causing totally random safety cars every race
>>151001056you never owned a dog you twitter dog owner kill yourself>feeding your dog meatlol, this shit is comical. you know how much meat costs in a 1st world country? you're not feeding your dog meat unless it's leftovers KILL YOURSELF
>>151001122extrapolating (selectively), ps3 will crash out another 7 times this season
>>150999991>Russell might be out of F1 next year0 percent chanceTorger will give him a one year contract>>150999999>>151000000
>>151001085>domesticated dog>natureKEK
>>151001147sort yourself out, it's embarrassing
>>151001138Meds now
Now that Hammo's child/wife/family replacement is dead, Ferrari should force Hamilton to date a woman
>>151001195or force him to finally come out, and have a pride flag livery for the 'rarri
>>151001195What about Lisa Billard? He'd really solidify his postition as choco senna
>>151000532Sir Lewis needs a wife, he's already 40
>>151001206please don't post pictures of my future daughter and son
>>151001169the dog doesn't give a shit if the dog food it's eating contains protein from meat or plant based protein fucking kill yourself you subhuman
>>151000633how about replacing all of mclel with another team instead?
grim
Take your IPs with you xir... We did nothing wrong
>no side-pod mercedes battling with a haas and alfa-romeosdamn i want to go back
>>151001252is that what vaginas look like? wtf
>>151001278silly boy your penis is meant to go inside the reindeer's nose
so this is how non-race weekends look like in /f1/
is it really necessary to post that stuff in here
Why is it bigger than mine?Talking about F1 engines btw.
f1 has fallen
those ladies have larger penises than me
>>150999991>Amx is racing in NLS9 this weekend, in the #31 Emil Frey Ferrari 296 GT3, with Chris LulhamKino
Just why
>>151001319>>Amx is racing in NLS9 this weekend, in the #31 Emil Frey Ferrari 296 GT3, with Chris LulhamWhere can we watch?When does it start?
>>151000070>missing out because you don't want to fuck insectsLOL. LMAO even.
Fraud fans, stay out of the Nurburgring streams tomorrow.
a compromise:no more veganism but you have to eat dogs
That's a really fucking thick and long cock desu
>>151001421For you
Give me your most interesting kwablonso funfacts
/^Japan$/ op:no/^Indonesia$/ op:no/^Estonia$/ op:no/^United States$/ op:no/^Brazil$/ op:no/^Thailand$/ op:no/^New Zealand$/ op:no/^Philippines$/ op:no/^Bahrain$/ op:no/^Finland$/ op:no/^Argentina$/ op:no/^Mexico$/ op:no/^Spain$/ op:no/^Portugal$/ op:no/^Germany$/ op:no/^Palestine$/ op:no
Guys, I'm not that big of an F1 fan so forgive me, but i just saw a short about Max racing in GT cars now. Has he always done this or is it new? Maybe has more leverage now Horner is out and can force RB to let him do these things?
>>151001390https://www.nuerburgring-langstrecken-serie.de/de/live/
>>150999991Jensen butthole
>>151001454you forgot /[A-Z0-9]/i
>>151001390>LulhamLmao
>>151001455>Has he always done this or is it new?it's new but the interest was clearly always there>Maybe has more leverage now Horner is out and can force RB to let him do these things?nah, everyone expected him to do it sooner than later anywaydoubt that horner was holding him back there, he just hadn't gotten to it yet
>>151001455He was denied it in previous contracts but has openly stated:24 Daytona24 Le Mans24 Nurburgringare goals of hisAlso for a class overview of the Nurburgringhttps://youtu.be/S4K524FoI9s?list=PLPzH13D_rtcDnKNiYeIAyg_kU-6nLkAf6&t=426Current F1 fans have been actively shitting in every stream that hosts the series that Max loves.
why are so many of you acting like such complete fucking retards
Who are the dominant teams in Nur24? I know Porsche has ringers that pretend to be privately owned operations.
>>151001211>Lisa Billard>16 yrWould /f1/ forgive him? >>151001204>or force him to finally come out, and have a pride flag livery for the 'rarriNoticing how there hasn't been a single helmet with rainbows since al hamil joined Ferrari.USAIDs really did get cut
Sonny Hayes
>>151000070You really are not.
>>151001543Post some Grand Prix webms
>>151001454don't forget to tick this box
lew lew will drown his sorrows over his ailing dog by getting anally piped in gay nightclub toilet
>>151001569raw, primal, baby making sex with each and every one of them (including the blokes)
>>151000651we will go extinct billion years before that happens
You ARE supporting Lando Norris to win the drivers championship this year, right /f1/?
>>150988180Fixed it
>>151001663no, i'm not gay
>>151000651Formula NUCLEAR
>>151001573Don't have weebms yet but I made thishttps://streamable.com/dr7nci
>>151001657>baby making sex with blokesbeing pozzed in the head is no joke
>>151000320>that last minute steering adjustment to hit the barrier even harder
>>151001670I didn't ask about your sexuality, I asked whether you're supporting the highest-placed British driver in the championship
>>151001657
>>151000613DELET THIS:( :( :(
>>151001410I'm even embarrassed just thinking about ever seeing the live chats during the practice and quali sessions. Not touching it one bit
>>151000657... tell me more
>>151001573
>>151000633If I had to then I guess I'd choose George Russell because he's another Brit who could potentially win the world title in the McLaren. I just want Brits to win so I can make Johnny Foreigners seethe in /f1/.>>151001242Why?
>>151001767Infinitely more kino than that goyple cringe slop
>>151001460>https://www.nuerburgring-langstrecken-serie.de/de/live/THERE HE ISTHAT'S MUH BOY!
>>151001573I have one more I think
>>151001573last one
>>151001726I support him every race weekend in the exposure poll.
>>151001767are those kit cars that look like the 50s formulas? they could have rpobably filmed the f1 movie with high angle on board lensesl ike this and just gone slow if they didnt insist on using super hyper realistic looking cars and then having to edit them to look like they are driving for real when its just 2 cars or 3 obviously
>>151001800>VEREINIGTES KOENIGREICHhow do i say that without yelling? it's currently 2:30am
>>151001819Name 1 (one) legitimate reason why you dislike Lando
Roscoebros..... it's over
>>151001823Don't know, but there are multiple lovely documentaries about the making of Grand Prix to be found on jewtube
>>151001824>how do i say that without yelling?Just say it, you kangarooocuck
gimi
>>151001826A natural aversion to his mannerisms that manifest in visible disgust
>>151001800kek he REALLY lives in MonacoWhat are the taxes over there?
>>151001826I don't have to explain myself to you.
>>151001855Taxes?
>>1510018550 or 1% if you live longer for 6 months per year there.
>>151001842i tried but after first sillable it turns to a yell and i don't want to wake my neighbour and mum up
>>151001855they only tax local businesses, the billionaires france allows to stay there for free because it's strategically beneficial to them.
>>151001663No, I'm gay
>>151001866Americans got too proud after gaining independence
>>151001895Tell me how you feel about Russia.
>>151001767why wont the shitalians resurface the banking and make non bitch series use it
>>151001853Nothing wrong with sticking a finger in the air when you win>>151001866>can't name a single reasonThought so>>151001890Right okay
>>151001711any other body parts one could be pozzed in?
>>151001909Meet up with that Aussie, I'm sure he can show you.
>>151001904There aren't any non bitch series
>>151001826he is a dogshit paydriver and gay
>>151001922
>>151001903Taxes are that huh?
watchin imola 22as far as i remember this is the race where hamilwog gets lapped right?
when Max ride the Nürburgring ?
>>151001410shut the fuck up faggot
>>151001960Yes
>>151001970READ THE OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Amx is racing in NLS9 this weekend, in the #31 Emil Frey Ferrari 296 GT3, with Chris Lulham>That's at the Nürburgring, the Nordschleife even, in case you didn't know>Quali at 8:30 (16.5 hours from now), race start at 12:00 (20 hours from now)
>MY DOG IS DYING LOOK AT HIM I NEED LIKEScan you please just SHUT THE FUCK UP for once
>>151001390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxQ9O-0tYY
>>151001970Reminds me of that TF2 art.
>>151001996Fuck now I'm feeling motivated to make an edit...
>>151001988Who?
>>151001992Damn is this dead dog #2?
>>151002010He had another dog?
>>151002004
>>151002016No different to a rich father paying a prostitute to pretend being his gay son's girlfriend to the public—oh wait...
>getting ready for the gangbang shoot
>>151001992>"LOOK AT HOW BADASS I AM BY NOT CARING ME BY STATING I DON'T CARE PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION"(You)
WARNINGLOW SEMENWARNINGLOW SEMEN
>>151002049My Slovenian grandfather told me about his first family dying in the cold of winter. Slovenians have much more to worry about than a silly pet.
>>151002055Yeah yeah I know I jacked off for the 3rd time this morning gimmie a couple hours.
>>151002034for what? I thought it was an honor to be gay in Europe?
>>151002004>>151001988a bicicleta de Braga
>>151001939>He has been in an on-off relationship with Portuguese model and actress Margarida Corceiro since 2023,[185] who he has been publicly dating since the 2025 Hungarian Grand Prix.[186]
>>151002123https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)
>>151002015yes
>>151002123Was it on or off when she was getting piped by the whole portugeese nt?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EySEHfL3fcamx Ferrari livery is pure sex
>>151002132Prove it
>>151002210Imagine if Max win with this Ferrari
>>151002275before hamilton?
>>151002113>>151002016>getting blacked by landogross
>>151002295>amx wins in Ferrari before pooisKEEEK
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151002210so thats 20-30sec faster than official lap record. i assume its all just fuel? people saving in the official events?
>>151002123you are gay and so is lando faggis
>>151002404amx's pure racism magic
>>151002210>doing there first competitive lapsAnon...
Roscoe status?
>>151002688saying adios
>>151002688He's going to doggy heaven where he can actually breathe properly and eat meat.
>>151002688Damn. Perez is cold.Also, your Twitter's date seems off.
>>151002739>doggy heaven>eat meatWhat meat is there in doggy heaven? Other dead dogs' soul meat?
>I'm supposed to be sad that the years are finally catching up to Hamilel's flea-ridden mutt
>>151002750Nice big steaks straight from cow hell.
>>151002305>by landoif anything, he is the one getting gaped
It's time. Welcome home f1 shitter #8376
>>151003018his father honestly would be disappointed.
>>151002688>that cleft lipwhy are pitbulls like this
What's the pecking order for next year?
depraved and cowardly twink gets felt up and turned on by a man in public
>>151001303i like this reaction image:P>>151001454/^United States$/ op:no/^Finland$/ op:no/^Argentina$/ op:no/^Mexico$/ op:no/^Spain$/ op:no/^Portugal$/ op:no/^Germany$/ op:nothats like most of the general, he only reads dutch and british posts
>>151002837>cow hellCows are Hindu though. They get reincarnated.
>>151000981taking my kids out for a hike
>>151003103>Cows are Hinduplease dont compare the cows to those animals
>>151003047I reckon this is the pecking order
>>151003166and the wife?
>>151003191I'm talking about the faith. They share the faith. But every single Hindu Indian will definitely perceive a cow as a being in a supererior state of existentence. That much is true.
>>151003204she had to urgently go in a business trip, for 3 days, but at least I will have a calm weekend, waiting for her to return
>>151000000
>>150999991wtf is that gay shit
>>151000857No
>>151003268She's going to Nürburg with her boss?
>>151003276fuck brisbane
>>151003405well, she's going to Germany, what a coincidence, her boss isn't into racing events, but maybe he'll be a nice bloke and do that anywaydeath to Hamilton as usual
Jewcann is getting desperate
>>151003492>prays to the pope to give ferrari a win this year>god grants it to him by having max win in a ferrari at nls tomorrow
>>151003071Is this actually an ultra rare collaboration between /f1/ and former /asp/ shitposting thread P-League Bowling?
>>151003492What the fuck's a catholikey?
>>151000099I hate them too, anybody remember that pasta from i think it was /fit/ where somebody broke down this pic of a girl making fun of a guy at the gym but he turned it into her just using it as a vehicle to make a face. I think its related to that. Just vapid vanity that means nothing but "I hope this makes me look cute."
>>151000532Who would win>The weight of expectation of an entire sporting nation and one hundred million US dollars>One old doggo with the sniffles
>>151000532>Hamilton pulls out of tyre test to be with ill dogReminder:>>150988469
>>151003682the answer may surprise you!
>>151003708Washed up frauds hate this one weird trick
>>151001995Is this going to be geolocked in the US.
>>151001826He's gay
>>151002123He's a homosexual
>>151003725Nah I watch NLS all the time on that channel.
>>151000037Singapore WMAFormula 1 next>>151000280Just look for a self-loathing Brazilian instead, they'll probably want you to shit talk him in bed anyway. Maybe you can dress up as Prost, cum first, and have your nose broken to really add to the image.
a lot of the lando hate comes from medshitters
>>151000669>american is the fattest
>>151001569Is it better to like an ugly bitch and have her stay that way, or to like an attractive bitch that does shit like this to herself?F1 related because Lando also has only himself to blame
>>151003918In that case it's better to like the ugly bitch, but I'd prefer just a normal bitch and have her stay normal.
>I had an english bulldog that lived to 11 which I couldn't sedate to have an scan on their kidneys as the vet advised it was a 90% chance they won't wake from it. It's not looking good for Roscoe, bros
FORZA FERRARI
>>151001826He's incapable of taking responsibility for his own mistakes, yet he manage to get all the arrogance of more successful drivers despite the lack of results.
>>151003952t. pablo lopez
>>151001826>Name 1 (one) legitimate reason why you dislike Landohe's a monumental stuck up faggot. Amx is a ruthless bastard on track, but he's a decent bloke off track. Norris is just a cunt
>>151003166... and walking back alone>>151003268Good plan, you can take her on a 'hike' when she gets back.>>151003625>What the fuck's a catholikey?You use it to start this
>>151003492Always the fucking steering wheel, for once bring the drinks system and let people take a sip.
I just poured a huge glass of G&T (Max Verstappen's (F1 driver) favourite drink), but forgot I opened a 500ml bottle of beer a minute ago. What do I do
>>151003978That's incorrect saar
>>151004004you're cut
>>151004028That's also incorrect sa'ar
>>151004042Yeah you're cut, I remember you, you're the same guy who spent an entire thread a few months ago defending cutting. Fucking cutfags really think they can bullshit their way out of their situation
>>151002688F
why is this dalit so obsessed with sneedposting?
151001826for me its when he insulted stroll for being from a rich family, because his family is so hecking poor
>>151001826he's gay
>>151004227here, i help you m8>>151001826>>151001826i don't, he* just doesn't deserve the WDC*no one deserves the WDC while prime amx is there
>>151003992Chug that shit and enjoy the ride.
>>151004268thanks
>>151004284you are welcome
>>151003992drink them
>>151003047>What's the pecking order for next year?Lando is on the bottom as always
>>151004300she needs aggressive sex bent over a workbench in the garage
>>151004300The glasses enhance the boner.
>>151004571How do you know she's having a boner?
>>151004595Works for WILLY-ams
>>151004571>The glasses enhance the boner.based
>>151003047AmxCharlesPS3RuslelGrimiGoblandoHamiltonthe rest
>>151004667Your list starts getting rather ... inaccurate ... right after Max.
>>151004675>Your list starts getting rather ... inaccurate ... right after Maxconsidering it's after Max, who cares?
>>151004691he does, thats why he wrote his post
>>151004691Twitter, reddit and tiktok.
>>151004703I just think that "the rest" deserves to be rated higher. Somewhere around Lekek and Pisstree.
gn /f1/
>>151004715well, wait until next season to judgetime flies, we are getting old man,....
>>151004723>pokemon meetupImagine the smelle
>>151003492In a righteous world this man wouldn't even be allow to enter the Vatican, never mind meet the pope.
>>151004723either that's a man or she had hugless, kissless virgins drooling at every moment
>>151004730>we are getting old manFernando? Is that you?
>>151004732What do pokemon smell like?
>>151004759he is already the oldest man alive, im not there quite yet
>>151004723shes just like me, when i go to a place to make friends i immediately take the phone out and start recording. so many friends its unreal
Why does Max respect the Nurburgring more than his fans do?
>>151004767slut
>Rumour has it that Max did a 7:45 min lap during dry conditions.>3s faster than his previous recordbig if true
>>151004781That's what they are, yeah.
>>151004723hattie will become my friend (so i can get close to and make sex to her chubby big tit friend)
>>151004772because amx is a racer and the Nurburgring is the racer's mecca. Inshallah
westbros... icebros... not like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td_c1zeEn2Q
>>151004800Imagine if pikachu farted and it electrocuted him a bit haha
>>151004767IDK about Onyx but I know Vaporeon would be... pungent
Is it true that Max Verstappen is a closet acholic?
>>151004767ChocolateJust like the Cadbury bunny that gave 80s British kids massive boners.
>>15100485510s slower than a car made of plastic by a fat guy in Alabama really takes the shine off that speed record it set the other day.
>>151004987Yeah it is. I've even heard he races drunk on the regular. It's part of why the red bull is so impossible to make sense of for the second driver, it was built to be driven while sloshed.
>>151004800lost in the pikachussy
>>151004787he's going for the octuple crown isn't he
>>151004968I wouldn't want to fuck either of those two to begin with.Related to F1 because I also wouldn't want to fuck either McLaren driver.
>>151004998>Cadbury bunny that gave 80s British kids massive bonersSounds like a production issue, I'm sure Jim'll Fix It.
>>151002688>>151004061Really makes me sad a bit because I had a bulldog that was born in the fall of 2007 and my dad taught him how to skate board. He died in 2020, and I still have his ashes but I refuse to scatter them.Honestly he lived a lot longer than I had expected.
>>151005019>production issueRight. Let's immediately recall all British kids produced in the 1980s before they can do lasting damage.
>>151005040>animal dies>lol lemme just cremate it's corpseDo Americans really? You're supposed to cremate humans, not animals.
>>151005068Humans are animals, anon.
why is a high ranking member of the nazi german party racing on the nurburgring?
>>151005001based unitedstatian edd
>>151005068>Do Americans really? You're supposed to cremate humans, not animals.Cut him some slack, he was trying to grill it.
>>151005080you talking about are boi Franz?
>>151005080i agree. there should be nazi party members racing on rings from calais to saint petersburg
>>151005117thats what the screen says
>>151005129how can you agree with a question
>>151005236i simply agree
>>151005236Well, you can't possibly disagree with a question, can you? Unless you're Trump, I guess.
What time is Nürburgring Langstrecken-Serie 9?
medshitters really thought peeasstri had it in the bag
>>151005298>I'm TrumpNot sure how to feel about this.
>>151005344I seriously doubt pie ass tree has a colostomy bag
>>151005370hola señor presidente
>>15100533212:00 burgerking time. 12 PM for burgers.
>>151005344is peeasstri still on the table doe?
>>151005682I seriously doubt pie ass tree is having surgery right now
>>151005724>He's at the morgueRIP, dibs on Hattie doeStill a good chance lando doesn't win at least
>>151005724But is he in the running?
>>151005755F1 could do with a posthumous WDC to be honest frank williams desu senpai
>>151003492what the fuck is wrong with papists
I miss French Toast. He is the best breakfast bread.
>>151000681>>151000669The netherlands mog every other country easily.
>>151005682piastri has left points on the table
>>151006037Why did Norris not pick them up?
>>151006176his hands were too small
>>151005996The Netherlands is the greatest nation to ever exist.
>>151006217Yeah. Too bad about the rising sea level.
>>151006176There was no opportunity, he maximizes every single weekend he can!
>>151004787All that just to expose himself tomorrow
>>151006305Don't waste your supply of copium, the weekend's only just begun.
>>151006246>he maximizes every single weekendWhy does he do that? Shouldn't he try to landorize every weekend instead?
>>151006246Norris is still a young lad. He just needs more time...
>>151006331hes 31 years old.
>>151006329Imagine all the zesty images we would get on a weekly basis if he were Landomaxxxing.>>151006331I'm thinking we're already in the consummation stage of the Lando empire, destruction and desolation are next.
>>151006381You're 45 doe
look at that young pup im sure by the time hes max's age he'll also be a 4x wdc on his way to 5 in a row
THIRD PRIME... LOADING ...
>>151006225The sea level is actually dropping because global warming is evaporating more water.
>>151002097in slovenia pet feeds you!
>>151006331>tfw learning Lando is only two years younger than Max
Senna was better
>>151006438Damn that's crazy, I guess all that evaporated water just goes to another planet.
>>151006381>hes 31 years old.He's 26.
>Horner possibly maybe becoming CEO and team principal of HaasThis is true? what a downgradehahahahAHAHAHHAHA
I really thought I was in the title race
>>151006540
>>151006573youre always in my heart, anon :)
>HAHA le Franz Herman!!! Get it???! XDYeah, no. I'm switching up my social media algorithms this instant.
>>151006481Just stays in the air bro
>>151006566that would be too funny.
>>151006566Assuming that he wants as much power as possible, Haas seems like a decent choice.
He's a better team principal than Mekies
huh so what happens to the entire Red Bull Powertrain venture with hornyman out?
evens I go to the gym then get drunk afterodds I get drunk now digits i do both at the same timef1 related because gimi
>>151006818i wouldn't worry about it
>>151006885You should worry bro, Red Bull will collapse without Horner around to personally assemble every power unit
>sorry ferrari senpai dogs not feeling lit so i have to skip work for the next 4 weeks>cheers for the 8 figure contract and getting rid of sainz>i know he has a podium sooner than me but think of rosco innit
Did Monster get scammed with their Norris deal?They thought they are naming a drink after a future WDC yet he's a jobber
>>151007037Ferrari has a long history of getting rid of their best drivers just to hire an underperforming shitter. I can't remember it ever being as much of a drop-off as Sainz to Hamilton.
>>151006566He built the Red Bull team from pretty much nothing as well. See you in 8 WDCs.
>>151007249what has sainz done this year that albon hasn't? if you say meme podium then i will say meme sprint win.
>bernie recs horney to switch to gpwho the fuck is this bogged roastie think she is? all her bullshit 'insightful' commentary is fucking dogshite. shes a fucking moron
>>151007282Albon didn't win a sprint
>>151007231Unfortunately is may be both.
>>151007289Irish women sound nice, it doesn't matter if what they're saying is complete bullshit as long as it's pleasing to the ear
>>151007282That's not relevant. The question should be:What did Sainz do last year that Hamilton hasn't done this year?And the answer is: 9 podiums, including two race wins. Generally keeping up with Leclerc (13 to 8 head-to-head). And didn't really embarrass himself at any point.
>>151007289I didn't bother to check but I also couldn't tell if it was that Bernie or the Bernie that was old enough to meet Hitler.
>>151007333Which F1 Academy slut is this again?
>>151007333var girls are my weakness
It's already over. Hamilton and the Chinese government are in cahoots
>>151007371>That's not relevantIt absolutely is relevant. We are living in 2025 now, not 2024. What has Sainz done this year that Albon hasn't done? If you answer meme podium, I will answer meme sprint.
>>151007428I wish Zhou would replace Chuck so we could see him in Red Bull with MaxI mean now that Ferrari has lost all competitiveness they might as well go full gay for pay and let Leclerc join a real team
>>151007435Why do you keep bringing up Albon? You do understand that Albon is not currently driving for Ferrari, right?>I will answer meme sprint.As that other anon told you already, Albon did not win any sprint.
>>151007472Leclerc driving the Max autismo car seems like a recipe for disaster. I would be intrigued by a Russell vs Chuck battle in equal machinery.
>>151007528Just how low IQ are you that you need special instructions to hold a discussion? What has Sainz delivered for Williams this year that Albon hasn't. He's certainly not delivering them Championship Points in equal measure with Albon. In fact the ratio of deficit dips noticably lower than Hamilton, ergo Sainz getting dropped seems to have been the right call after all.
>>151007594>recipe for disasterAKA recipe for kino
Why did none of you twink loving faggots post this new lando jail b8 that just dropped?
>>151007620We're neither talking about Williams nor about whether Sainz is better than Albon, anon.Read the initial argument again.Albon could be completely humiliating Sainz this year and Hamilton still would have been a downgrade to Sainz at Ferrari.
>>151007333that's a lad>captcha kys
>>151008135
>>151007739>lando jail b8Excuse you?>>151007620>What has Sainz delivered for Williams this year that Albon hasn't.LatinX passion
>>151006566You weren't here for Jaguar
>>151008210>>151008280Stop sawing that at once, anons!
>>151007594I think sharl might be nomind enough to not overthink therefore overdrive the machinery. Reckon it's the same for Stroll next year too because he's got no brain for the abyssal newey creatures to turn to sludge.
Why did Max do that to Roscoe?
wat nou?
lecuck dickriders always forget that he's a medshitter
>>151008888I hate to argue with quads, but ... what if they never knew to begin with? That'd mean that they cannot possibly forget it.
>>151008684rape and beheading probably
>>151007739lando looks good no homo
>>151009203^Zak Brown psyop
>>151009287has he had globohomo surgery?
It’s almost race week
>>151007333Yep, that girl has a dick (due to steroids)
>>151009628hot
>>151000241I can’t tell if James Corden is taking the piss by the way he’s walking or if he’s actually thinking he is slick and cool, or euphoric in that moment.
>>151009628>due to steroidsHow does that work?Don't steroids just make your balls shrivel?
>>151009749In women, steroids make the clitoris increase in size. Look up enlarged clitoris due to steroids on Google…
>>151009847Thanks but no thanks
>>151009863Understandable
>>151009847What >>151009863 said.
max status?
>>151009962super
>>151009907Understandable
God racing fans who moan about rules and racing having been better at this or that time are such insufferable faggotsIf there's no overtaking it's boring, but if they get rid of aero that'll be boring, if they go to BoP you'll get McLel faggots crying about "Ferrari International Assistance" like actual penis-in-pooper gay 90s boomers every time pee ass tree bottles it, but if one team has a dominant car that's boring too, if drivers aren't accessible and aren't on socials that's boring, but DtS is cancer bringing newfags into muh private club of racing fans who do nothing but whine like fagootsTake a copium suppository and try to enjoy life for 10 seconds
don't care didn't ask
>>151009749They make your balls shrivel because the body detects excess testosterone and starts producing less of it on its ownIn women, the artifical testosterone - much more than an actual female body produces - makes the clitty balloon along with the musclesSteroids can ruin fertility and cause all manner of lifelong problems for women, they permanently masculinize the face and the voice, they're literally troon juice
when's maggs quali
>>151010284i'm sorry you self-identify as an insufferable faggot
>>151010326now-ish me thinks
2 bongs
>>151000230
>>151010682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WxgSn10Lms>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE
>>151009667they had drag queen story hour at your school too?
>>151010900No, I was out of school by then. I just go for my own enjoyment
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HPE4QfcJCDc
>>150999991jorj fired?he's going to gt3 to spite verstappen.
>>151003918the bogdanoff style is in now.
>>151004061i've buried many cats.they die of old age or accidents.the best ones are the ones that go missing when they die of sickness or old age.so i don't have to dig a hole.no we don't eat cats here. that is vietnam.
>>151001826heterosexuality is natural law
>>151011251>heterosexuality is natural law
>>151011212A vietnamese colleague recently explained to me that there's apparently a pissing contest between north and south vietnamese because in one area of the country they eat cats and in the other they eat dogs, and I forget where they eat what
>>151011212I once ran over a cat. At night. In a town. At a speed of less than 30 km/h.Fucker just sat there and watched my car approach. I thought it'd move. When it didn't, I reduced the speed a bit and steered to avoid it. As I did it literally jumped in front of my car. Thing must have had a death wish.Funnily enough, that was only the second-most suicidal animal I ever ran over. The other was a bird. Mid-flight.
>>151011289My money's on the NVA eating dogs
>>151006422>tfw 41 next month>tfw already passed mid life, my dad died at 76.where the time went?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EySEHfL3fc>verstappen broke lap record at burgerring.so everyone else before this was a shitter?
good morning, roscoe status?
>>151011784good morning, denbts status?
>>151011527>in a Ferrari 296 GT3WEC fans bitching about BOP on suicide watch
>>151011862>>151011862>>151011862
