Heemvious: >>150983139
>>151003490Guru
posting in gane thread
>>151003534We only watch MMA daddy here albeit
powerslap in 7 days!
Honestly? Good thread. Lots of potential.
lol
>>151003605Haven't watched in a while. Have all the slappers gotten better at taking slaps and now there are no sleems? Feel like that happened in the Russian slap leagues but at least those had almost unlimited rounds.
>>151003667Why is Dricus on there?
>>151003667great post buddy
>>151003632Honestly?Stop eatin' up all the Somalidaddy dick daddy juice in my maggot minge...
>>151003667The brazzacord is NOT gonna like this... brazzas, retreat to the 'cord NOW
29 days until Gane fights.
Bad year for piggies...Bad bad year for piggies...
AGPoatan is pullin’ out of xer porking I’m afraid
Does Spain still post here?
>you hav to be hambo
You have to be harambe
aaron 'harambe' pico
>>151003756last post was back in 2020
>>151003945In all seriousness: why couldn’t he do this to AIDSmaev?
>>151003874I couldn't imagine saving this picture and just willy nilly posting it here like it meant something.
Would CM Punk vs Tony be competitive?
Couldn't catch a single fish today because I'm retarded and not only that but, on an unrelated note, I am also fucking ugly too.
>>151004040Those fish are terrified of you because you're a gangster.
>>151004081Factual post.
shrimpGOD
Betting lines on a hypothetical fight between myself and Shrimpy range anywhere from me as -220 favorite all the way up to we've seen action as high as shrimpy at +590.
My sinuses are clogged and my eyes are itchy. I can't go on like this man. I am crushed here
>>151004182I don't get allergies anymore since I'm a grown up and stuff, you know?
I saw an instathot doing posing and stuff with a cameraguy in my city the other day. In skin-tight yoga stuff, of course. Pushtpmk. I seriously thought about going ip to her and just zeeming her stiff right there and then. No prisoners. She must suffer. And her cameraguy would whiteknight her, and I would despatch him, also. Such is my wrath. In the end, I skunked off. Heh..... Anothe rday. .... God I hate women.
my caloric intake during weekdays comes mostly from alcohol
>>151004201Why'd you bitch out?
>>151004189Allergies? Who said anything about alleriges?
>>151004214I skunked out.
>>151004212Alcohol is fucking disgusting, so yourself a favor and adopt a real substance abuse habit you fat slob. Respectfully.
>>151004218Who the fuck gets sick in September, are you immuno compromised or literally in preschool?
>>151004224>t. Dude weed retard
>>151004233Please stop tormenting my sad, pathetic, lonely, talentless hopeless miserable loser life.
>>151004242>Weed >AlcoholWoaaah I've got a book report due by Monday morning chat ahh habits
>>151004235Sick? Who said anything about being sick?
>>151004257Shut up retard. God I fucking hate you lately, what the fuck is going on with you?
>>151004224If alcohol is disgusting then explain gin & tonics. What's the matter, tongue tied all of a sudden?
>>151004256I only take a Chinese designer stimulant that makes me tear chunks of my skin and hair off
>>151004289That's wassup, at least you have the decency to become a real drug addict not a bloated smelly alcoholic bum.
>>151004271Hey, man I'm just suffering from lack of sleep and probably not eating enough.
>>151004307Fix yourself.
>>151004315Hey don't talk to him like that.
>>151004315Oh I will, someday, maybe, hopefully
>>151004325Id beat your ass pussy
>>151004334Big 2025 isn't going to wait for you, big 2025 you gotta make it happen for yourself.
>>151004340It's 2 versus 1 buddy.
>>151004345I reckon I could handle two fat neets who sit on their computer all day being faggots pretty handily.
people forget man you do not wanna be in there with kratom
>>151004366If things get spicy i can always call couple allies. You have no chance here pal.
>>151004345he has a knife
>>151004367I finally found this strain I really like actually, it's been working really nice for me.
>>151004373You call that a knoife?
>>151004372I would simply incapacitate each of you with my patented teep kick to the sternum when you try to close distance.
>>151004387shut up bitch *heems you*
>>151004367Kek I listened to retard gym bros and started taking it as pre workout. It did make me want to workout every day. Then I started getting pissed off and wanting to heem everyone when I stopped taking it. Fucked my shit up for a good 6 months after I stopped.
>>151004397You could never heem me clozzy.
we cannot follow them
>>151004409What a lightweight bitch, imagine how poorly you'd handle real drugs.
>>151004410Ya sure?
chat, was this a W or a L?
dis doo posts as if he never got over his abusive parents deaths lmao
>>151004435Oddly specific accusation, care to elaborate?
>>151004448
we cannot fuckin follow them, they WILL devour us
>>151004409Look into my eyes as I say this; no anount of kratom could dull the pain youd feel as Id weem you
Kratom Aspinall
pillow fisted brampton idiot albeit
I hate them
Poatan just made Magomed "Lil' Ank" Tapalaev cry!
Im from Vancouver yuo cocksucking slob. Respectfully.
This never happened btw.
lmao sure you are ramdik
I keep coming here sometimes hoping this place is any less of a cesspool of losers but one glance and I realize it is still the same.
>>151004540Family group chat off and monitor on.
>>151004545case in point
>>151004540yet you remain
>>151004528Don’t sign your posts with what ya dead daddy did to ya bacon bussy
>>151004540they say the definition of insanity is to keep coming here
>>151004573you'll never get over the abuse lmao
>>151004540Yeah? Well
the Abus?
>>151004587Turn your monitor on
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151004599turn your life off :^)
following them? NEVER
Lil' Ank is currently in hiding, traumatized from his last interaction with Poatan. Rumor says he will forfeit the belt and cancel the fight.
K-1 and RIZIN are better than goyhumiliationritual FC (ufc)
>>151004607Only pink piglets HEEM themselves
>>151004648We don't listen to depressed raped bitches here I'm afraid.>>151004642Please give your MAPiglet >>151004648 some clozapine. Xhe is very sad!
>>151004658you can't post it away son
>>151004658Factual post.Ms. Raped-1 is soon to add xerself to the piglist I'm afraid.
>>151004683Jewdaddy Gyllenhaal bustin' up an MAPiglet.That pigga's momma was dead like yours KWAB!!!
>>151004683Jewish Jake raping an AGPkin
K-1 is better.
>>151004699Your mother has maggot minge sadly.
I think yours does, happily.
Ankalaev is currently going through the gameplan for his second fight against Pereira and what he could do better to maybe get a finish. Pereira, on the other hand, is fucking fat bitches and doing tiktoks for his social media. What a fight this will be.
Look at the disgusting porked hog compared to it’s svelte golden chosen master Jewdaddies are so superior to us AGPiglets, sadly
>>151004718KEK!Your MOMMY is DEAD!!!
Rizin is better, IC1 Übermensch know this.
Honestly? Ice Cage.
>>151004743monitor on
Pakidaddies have my maggot minge moist...
>>151004758Maggots in my minge...
Piglon really did receive a daddy dickdown btw Many can relate I fear
>>151004782Bad year for piggies...
light work
>>151004793Stop pretending to be drunk and get the Pakidaddy dick juice out of my maggot minge...
who revved him
>>151004811I was raped and revved by a dead daddy dickdown then paki penis porkings finished me off
revved that bitch like Jeff Gordon
>>151004811guess
Maggotmed Ankalaev
Ankatranny is DONE
K-1 got em in a meltdown
>>151004818I could have swore xneed's mom hates him, and fin's is dead. Not k-1. You're retconning your own lore.
Sad piggy go oink oink waaah!!!
>>151004870We were all oinked on the porkedcord sadly
>>151004870They're both maggot minged I fear.
>>151004873>Bong flagIs this the daddy poster's origin story? Took too many shrooms and is now obsessed with gay sex and brazzadaddies?
>>151004873i endure suffering due to a tyrannical government, you suffer from abusive bachi bazi dead parents, something you'll never be able to post away, maybe tomorrow some more posts will help? kek
following them we cannot
>>151004911Please stop blaming Starmdaddy for you bucking your bacon bussy boiminge on your dead daddy please.
>>151004911How can an oink piggy suffer when pakdaddy penis is plentiful?
>>151004911This would actually explain everything
Ackalaev dilating right now
>>151004937That must've been the Sexy Pakidaddy that blew the maggots out of my minge...
K-1
I'm suffering!!!!Waaaaah!!! Waaaaah!!!!I'm a sad piggy :(Me needy drinky!!!
You cant post it away son
>>151003490Ilia Topuria is the only male champion to win the undisputed title with a finish.If we combine every fight for the undisputed title between all seven male champions, we'll get a total 4 finishes (1 ko, 3 subs), from a total of 12 fights. Is this the grimmiest it has ever been?
Spunk, steatorrhea, suffering, somalidaddies
I'm just here for the pictures, hehe
Ughhh......Ughh.....My clitty can't queef!!
My sufferin' squealin' piglet just needs to suck up some Pakidaddy dick juice next to my maggot minge...
k-1 is better than one. more real brutal heems where one has more knockouts where the guys just quit after being dropped. but rizin is better than both.
Kickboxing.
I fear Cankalaev got a permanent gape I fear.
tru
Strickgaped ducked the Daddysanya rematch
cant post it away son
>>151005054Strick vs Ad 2 is a waste of a fight anyway, give them both fighters lower in the rankings
i won't stop
>>151005057woah that was aweso->55kgeh never mind
I’ll fight any nigga on /heem/
bitches here need to shut the fuck up in the presence of someone like me who can heem, weem, and zeem them
>>151005099perhaps a janjiroba main event is more your style, *ew.
REMINDER that starting the Paramount era of the ufc, the new terminology is as follows:heem - ko/tkozeem - subweem - decisionthe time from now and when the paramount deal starts is given for everybody to get used to the new terminology
Anyone who doesnt like K-1 or RIZIN is a *ew or *uslim until proven otherwise.
>>151005116Actually it is.
>>151005139I know.>>151005136
>he's scared of typing out jewLooks like you have followed them.
This bong is an unironic jewish supremacist and he doesn't even realize it.
wait a sec, is the k1 bong the same bong that has beef with sneed?
You might not like it, but Misfits Boxing and BKFC have that early-UFC energy which simply cannot be bottled and sold. And in comparison, the UFC is stale and very, very gay.
>>151005175right now euros either cuck out to muslims or to jews lmao, most pathetic people in the entire world by far
>st-stop watching ufc!!
BIG Ank will heem
>>151005175Xhe's a sufferin' piglet trying to post through it...
>>151005139I never hide my ugly face behind sunglasses. The world must look upon my decrepit visage. The world must know my deficiency.
Anyone who like K-1 or RIZIN is a faggot or tranny until proven otherwise.
>k1 tranny bong vs sneed the tranny fuckerhmmm
What if i like uhh.. olympic judo?
>>151005199You should try being happy sometime!
UFC Istanbul/Constantinople
bursa :D
>>151005240Bursa? Like Bursitis?
shut the fuck up
My po po sufferin' piglet.
>>151005240I know we are a long way from it, but Europe really has to get back Thrace at some point.
We only watch Pancrase here. Guy Metzger would hadouken the fuck out of Ankalaev
>>151005295Us pink piggies are soo inferior to Muzdaddies, I don’t want me sweet pink boihole to be gaped by them but there’s no way we can stop it, sadly
>>151005307How are you so consistantley based? I kneel. Ih my favourite Pancrase? Jeffrey McWild
>>151005348Dricus didn't lose. He just ran out of time.
>>151005348>known as the Lion>get raped exactly where the lion is on the matkwab
>>151005354Du porked’s existence peaked when Zatdaddy’s pungent Pozzloads perforated his perineum
>>151005116This is actually one of my favorite pictures related to /heem/.
>>151005384Everyone else saw a fight and all you saw was penis and butthole.
>>151005390This is lot more common than you would think.
>>151005390Du piggy didn’t just see, xhe tasted it I’m afraid
Moor on Moor violence
>>151005054Good. I'd rather see reddit rob batter strickland than see izzy out point strickland's point fighting.
Total Caucasus Churka CHG J/G haplogroup victory
smokin something smoking weed
>Im not european/whitehttps://youtu.be/vIjppgnkknE?t=4
PlapplapplalpHuff huff huffWer de wytebois@Ooooo lawdDayumShitThat's whackMmmhmmm
i get brad taveres and carlos ulberg confused they are the same nigga to me
They are, in fact, quite different.
Im the only Taiwanese man who is alloud to say Bumbaclot. Food for thought.
i cant believe carlos ulberg is the main event of a card. how far the ufc has fallen
>>151005560He’s ranked #3. That warrants a main event.
>>151005524They're pretty much the same fighter
>>151005571what a fucking bum ass division, they let a """fighter""" like carlos ulberg get teh #3 spot. he was adesanya's rich friend who got on a card for publicity
At least with boring fighters in lower divisions like Umar and Murphy you can still see and appreciate their skill on some levelUlberg is just a bad fighter who is also boring as shit
>>151004540>>151004552same. it is what it is. the fight night threads are a little better just because it's usually too fast for the schizos to really settle in and dominate a thread
Reminder that GSP and Belal fought in almost the exact same way and you only liked GSP because he was white
>>151005551That's fine but I haven't offered you a chungus-pass so you cannot say the ch-word.>>151005632>Reminder that GSP and Belal fought in almost the exact same way and you only liked GSP because he was white... and cool, and not annoying.
The Father (George St. Pierre)The Son (Belal Muhammad)And the Holy Spirit (Jon Finch)
>>151005611A canadian could always take the spot from him oh wait
>>151005654Yeah b a nerdy pasty french guy coming out in a karate kid gi and talmbout star wars, effortlessly cool b
>>151005560UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama
>>151005681Wait is that a real card
>>151005680>he's different! omg! what a loser! >omg is she wearing glasses? so ugly!>omg she has a fringe! so ugly1!!!1!!!
>>151005428The moors were black.
>>151005697https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/132058-ufc-fight-night
>>151005710We need to do something about Mic Maynard
>>151005704You sound like you got bullied in high school
That'll be 59.99 plus tip
>>151005654Whats the ch word mean? How can I get an pass to say it please
>>151005681>>151005747dana isnt trying anymore. i shouldve known when it was the second time in a row he didnt show up for the post pess conf.i dont have high hopes for paramount. i think its gonna get worse
Who is the Porsche 911 of combat sports ?
someone post the ari strings image
hey bussy, r u there
>>151005386you appreciate the finer things bro, being cerebral is a blessing and a curse
>>151005948I'm here, Daniel
i only like mexico, finland and the decent swede
>>151005997Hey fuck you man what did I do to you
>>151006009you lack dignity
>>151005716They were undoubtedly black. Emphatically. And they were quite the heemers.
>>151006038I mean some times I do I can't disagree with that I guess
Rayyan Butt
>>151006045Well if chancellor Williams says so…
Everybody hates me.
>>151006073Edson Barboza from Delhi
we gotta run the trilogy
anyway
>>151005747>Dumont only has two losses Feels like she's been around forever
Dumont is fugly
>>151005958>>151005997>>151006038>>151006368Sufferin' piggy need sippy cup fo dwinky!!!
>>151006704Spare me your flirtin you poof.
>>151006775Sufferin' sufferin' sad piggy...Xhe needs to dwink and post away...
>>151006339Whatup? What le fuck up?
https://youtu.be/gUJwcr2NP1wtough enough is live you goofers
>>151006339holy hell o- oh my le god
Kampf ist der Vater aller Dinge.
>>151006368woah he looked amazing against that uber driver
>>151006339ann joo knew his boy was in the wrong
>>151006981K-1 is *** filter, ***.
>>151006912>Angela Hill on commentary
>>151007021Keep the Chandlers out of this
monitor on
So many of you belong in a mental asylum. Not me, though.
you cant post daddys bachi bazi abuse away kek
In real life when people talk to me they think "This ugly retard is very weird, and annoying. I don't like him."
Top 4 lightweights:1. Tony2. Oliveira3. Conor4. Khabib
heeeem? i guess
wheres yours is the real question youre asking LOL
>>151007244>>151007353>Spammy doesnt have an answer from the bazi comments joe! He repeatin he self! >FIGHT BACK!! FIGHT BACK!!!>This might be it DC
The final black pill is realizing spammy was always right.
As far as I know spammy has never once posted a falsity or mistruth, from what I can personally verify his posts have always been without exception the objective factual truth. Sadly.
>>151007506Have they really? I'm beside myself at the moment still reeling from the realization myself. Unironically.
>>151003874This might be the most autistic image ever created
Freud mentioned that failure to resolve that fixation can lead to specific personality traits or psychological problems in adulthood.
anyway who y'all got for Reyes vs Ulberg tomorrow?
@Grok what age did Austin Metcalf get raped to death or whatever?
no, you were stunted due to your bachi bazi abuser parents lmao
>>151007566Rooting for and picking Reyes but I have my doubts.
Are we discussing mixed martial arts here?
>>151007657Nah fuck that!
>>151007566Ulberg fucking sucks. Best win is a robbery over Jan.
>>151007676You and Sweetden are still on thin ice, I've unilaterally decided this is the Nordic Consensus. Sorry you had to find out this way.
K-1 is a *** filter
Shut the fuck up and make a good post for once Finland you Clozapig sleep apnea wearing slob. You know what you are nigga 2 large meat lovers pizzas god DAMN nigga control yourself what the actual fuck is wrong with you? Respectfully.
>>151007678You literally have sex with women who were assigned female at birth
Nuked that freak.
wet snitch posting wont take the abuse away
>>151007765Not lately pal, I haven't been having sex with anybody lately and that's because I'm not attractive anymore and I'm a loser who lives with his mom and, preeminently of all, I am now and always have been a socially mal adapted and generally unlikeable.
>>151007807At first I was just joking but halfway through reality finally sunk into my extremely smooth textureless grey matter majorly on accident.
>>151007816Just put the french fries and cookies down playa!
>>151007890Thats what we've been trying to get through to him.
havent seen spammy this shook since the aussie blk poster's run
got this abused freak in a tailspin light work
Sneed told me he stuck his meng in a bigmouth bass' mouth said he calls it a BMBBJ
That's an excellent statement that gets to the heart of matter. While yes, what you said was factually correct -but, most importantly for our purposes here extremely poingient and well illustrated.
doing trauma release exercises (TRE look it up) will take the trauma away thoughbeit
>>151007915>>151007930Yeah spammy is very clearly putting less than 0% effort yet still got your dumb no life home alone on Friday night head ass revved playa!
They keep making newfags more retarded each and every summer.
you know /heem/ actually used to be both less schizophrenic and more active just a couple years ago
AND CHALLENGING THE GREATEST FEATHERWEIGHT OF ALL TIME IS............................................................lerone murphy
23 (twenty three) posts were just submitted into the thread that had nothing related to mixed martial arts
you probably think, you think you're cooler than me
Real recognize real I supposeI guess that's why the gangstas be at all my showsGot the deal nothing changed but my clothesStill catch me in the 'jects fuckin wit them hoesA lot of niggas crossing over dog naw not meClosest I ever been to commercial is when I watch TV
>>151007695A 42 year old Jan after a year layoff no less
Tony boxing Conor on the White House lawn (unrelated to the card)
Rooting for the fighting nerds because I thought they'd win made me realize that I don't have the type of mind that can make picks based on analysis. It's for this reason that I'll just pick my boys whether it makes sense or not.Betting the house on Reyes.
YAWN
Spammy's hurt BAD!
>>151008014Factual post I'm afraid...Spamdaddy got some sizzlin' bacon bussies rn...Mmmm.....
>>151008170Not me though, I love myself homie
>>151008167Mad bitch.
the only thing sizzlin' is this fresh fish in the frying pan playa!
Sup playas
There are so many people who despises and wish the worst upon me, and for that reason alone, and above all else, -I must endure.
Excited for tomorrow?
>>151008290Kind of. I like the idea of Dom getting a title shot. Imagine he actually becomes champ.
>>151008290I'm excited for right here and now. That's called being present and living in the moment playa, that's the only way with which you can reach a place of meaningful self reflection needed to pursue intrinsic spiritual nirvana.
bruh how you let miss k1 do you like that
An true artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity, you are no artist.
rampage jackson walkout rn
You're nothing! In 1975 I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the fuck are you? Yer nothing! Yer nothing!
r u fags watching anything
took your girl to the african art exhibit
>>151008550legit surprised at how well he controls his hips
>>151008515Nah, I'm filing the edges on a bunch of aluminum circles I'd cut from sheets for this craft project I've been working on.
i feel like there hasnt been pfl in a minute
>>151008290I haven't been excited for nothing in years. I'm an empty shell of nothing waiting do die
rampage getting pieced up in boxing rn
>>151008680
>>151008692Yeah so? Welcome to the club.
page just got fucking KO'd
>>151008692That post would've worked better with the pic of Paulo Costa saying "nothing gets to me anymore". Now talking seriously man try exercising and meditating. It legit works.Start doing metta meditation. Its corny as shit but whatever, it works so fuck it. Also try journalling. It makes you see yourself from a third person's view.
>>151008761THE Michael Venom Page?
Everything still gets to me
>>151008768I'd rather watch WMMA for 48 hours on loop than jump from the 48th floor of a building than do something as gay as journaling
>>151008812You'll get old before you know it and you'll regret not having done whatever you could to get better. Life is very humilliating, just accept it and do what needs to be done.
both Tafa fights are off it's so fucking over
>>151008812>>151008768also >try exercisingI'm a pro mma fighter with a record. I'm also an unemployed loser dropout
How much of life are you guys just making up as you go lately? Feels like more often than not these days for me.
ganelets the lot of you
>>151008832tafa got sick lol
>>151008832CUT THEMCUT THEMFUCK THE TAFAS>>151008842Alright then if you're currently exercising do the other stuff I said. If you consider yourself a loser for dropping out and being unemployed then try to get to a mental state in which it becomes possible for you to work at something and maybe think of career prospects.
Bitch I'm the Spamdaddy.
>>151008861I fear
>>151008879That tends to happen when you're morbidly obese and your basic personal hygiene is non existent.
>>151008780rampage just got KO'd in boxing
>>151008906It's entirely possible.
Oh boy I can't wait for tomorrow's banging matchups such as....uhg....ahh...ummm....
Honestly they should just mod sneed, this place would get their shit together faster than clozapiggy's dirty diaper dementia bedpan senpai. And that's fast pal, trust me that's fast.
what do you mean I added a slick racing stripe to my Sneed he's modded as fuck
ill whip your head boy
>>151008914does tafa do shoeys like tuivasa?
>>151008995This is a good post because it's funny. Do you all see what anon just did there? Let's try to make more posts like this.
FIGHTMOMMY IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/-wj8dJhqqOchttps://www.youtube.com/live/-wj8dJhqqOchttps://www.youtube.com/live/-wj8dJhqqOchttps://www.youtube.com/live/-wj8dJhqqOc
what i want to know is when Tapout brand energy became mainstream public energy. why have we all embraced ultra macho illiterate retardation?
oban elliott fight day
>>151009208fight fairy is cute
>>151009208didn't this retard get robbed by an indian on her way to india?
>>151009261No, weird headcanon. Xhe did say xhe loves India and has a trip planned already to go back there though.
>>151009400that's not what headcanon means you esl dipshitI simply relayed the word on the street
>>151009472>this mad that his headcanon got debunked Dear oh dear the mutilation you received as a toddler is acting up again......i fear
ceremonials are on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47AQKqZIf3Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47AQKqZIf3Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47AQKqZIf3U
>>151009604i would
>>151009604THE UNDERTAKER MOMMY
>>151008913he ragdolls this dude in sparring
>>151009604MMMMMontaño
dominik "dominik "the dominator" cruz" reyez
why are the ceremonials on rn
>>151009834land down under
>Mediocre fight night card>Starts at 7am local time >In a medium size city >"Why are tickets sales so poor?"
>>151009834its tomorrow in perth
>land down under card>still at 7pmgayna jew cocksleeve faggot gane
>>151009924>nice card>what's the retail on those tickets?
>>151010027Reyes already wonTitle shot next
GODberg will win the losing contest. TRUST
I would /literally/ suck spammy's cock balls-fucking-deep and swallow if that'd make him keep acting nicer towards me like he has been lately.
>>151010027reyes with the gay hair debufffugg
how do i heem like ILIA?
>>151010212he's been balding so bad this hair makes him look indianbut hopefully the steroid gave him a chin
>>151010181Many are saying this.
just heard the newstafabros...
>>151010307very nice
>>151010307dude are you fuckin kidding meboth tafa tubs and oban are out? this card fucking blows man fuck this shit
>>151010516obitch
>>151009924asstralia gets cucked AGAIN
How many times has the australian fighter won in a main event set in australia? I feel like poor aussies always have to see their boys get destroyed at home.
At Dirty Boxing's next event Perry said they're introducing new rules. Stalling and holding in the clinch without striking will get a point taken. Thawlts?
>>151010585he's sick...take it back
Oban and Tafa both sick... Look into it.
Your Harry Hardwicks, your Oban Olliots, your Cameron Saimons if you will.
kai kara k. france is stepping into save the card, im told
UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs Brown
How will Bo handle his UFC fights from now on? Should we expect him to go full Khamzat and just instantly take everyone down and wrestle fuck them. Or do you think he will slowly fade away into nothing
UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama
>>151012193honestly, both
Bo Nigger
Boe
coach primate
>>151004552Very true my friend.
>>151013001and there it is
So apparently last night some woman got gang raped in the woods by me, she was running down the street naked saying they're trying to kill her and knocking on my neighbor's door until they called the police and had her arrested for being on drugs or something. Thoughts?
My MMA take this weekend? All the aussies are going to win. I would have picked The Captain to beat the Welsh Bum, as well.>>151004870Clozzy's mum was raped by a black gentlemen and stretched out until she died (his weak father watched). This also explains why he's a fat faggot who loves Jon Jones for some reason. Like mother, like pizza pig son.
>>151013001coward
Gmhh
Has anybody in this thread ever been gang raped in the woods before? I never have thank god, but I can imagine that'd be very unpleasant.
>>151007740Many people are saying this. Anyway, I am picking Carlos Ullberg.
>>151013495I got metaphisically gang raped in a dark forest in which I didn't know the way out back in 1295 A.D.
>>151013495No experience with that. Anyway do you have any underdog picks for the MMA card tomorrow?
fuck I thought it was in australia and was starting a 4am est
MMA is for the purists
I don't like this place, I don't like what it's becomeYou can hide your face, you can always hide your guns
The Red King has found jesus... and one hell of a wife
I predict Magny (+250) will beat Matthews. Not for any on-paper reasons. Matthews seems due for a fumble. He always loses the next match after he wins 3 in a row and he's just won his last 3. He's never won more than 3. And Magny has a knack for winning matches he should lose.
>>151013846pretty good resume there
>>151013846The only recent fight he was meant to win was Semels. Though, I wouldn't be too surprised if he fumbled this.
>>151013517Shut the fuck up
spammyb really does put in 24 hours a day
>>151014249Curse Mohammed right now.
>>151014310he ain't called spamjeet for nowt, frantically spamming from his shack in mumbai
Name a mid fighter that can specifically give a current champion a run for his money. A modern day Matt Serra.
>>151014310I actually want to know what he looks like. Bound to be just an utter car crash of a "human" being
Both Tafa brothers have pulled out. Kek.>>151013846Matthews certainly shouldn't be so much of a favourite. I'm still pickign him though. Magny looked less good against Zaleski than I thought he would. He pulled that victory out of the hat, somewhat.
>>151014434Take your buzzwords back to rddit
Who's the Justin Gaethje of the UFC?
IT'S OVER. OUR BOY IS OUT
>Beggin' ya' pardon, Sir, but we've had reports of a person browsing /heem/ from this address.
There are two type of guys out there
>>151014826Officer OnlyFans? Officer Rag head? It was just banter
>>151014826You came to have sex with me because i'm such an alpha male browsing heemster?
>>151014826do you guys actually have people come to your houses asking for licenses? really?
> Police reports show that you assaulted by a gang of 6 females on the night of January 9th.> Is this true sir?> "yeah but I got a few licks in"
Is there any rule in the Unified MMA rules that allows/doesn't allow you to crush your opponents nose back into there skull with your palm?Like pick related position but instead of going for a RNC you just wrench back their head with one arm and crush in their nose with your other palm?
LOL 4chan incels think they're tough online
>>151015152And you probably drunk like the last thread.
>>151015152They don't have the strength of a lion
We cannot follow them.
>>151013091Does he flush his money down the toilet every morning? Why would a millionaire need to stoop this low?
Adesanya won.
taking a ufc in the mma
>>151015531>taking a trans cutie's cock in the assLucky
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>151015574Is everyone here gay? This is depressing
You're all incels who are fantasise about trannies because women hate you. But if you're going to fantasise why not wank at the thought of a real woman you can't have since it's all made up anyway. Even in your dreams you're losers. God, sort your lives out, or at the very least just keep it to yourself
>>151015669Trans girls have cocks so they're infinitely superior. Sorry a low test. FAGGOT like you cannot understand
Guys guys its early people are sleeping
>>151015736You could fantasise about a hermaphrodite, you wouldn't be gay and you'd still get the penis, but no, you have to go full faggot retard. I hate you >>151015793And you too
Dominick Reyes has made a heroic effort to get his fighting career back on track. The tracks, however, have ran out tonight. Ulberg by derailment
All I ask is that you keep it to yourselves, for fucks sake. Just that, I'm sure 100% sure you're capable
>>151015830ulberg is getting slept buddyulberg becomes a gigantic pussy the moment his opponent has actual heem potential and banking on point fighting/landing a fluke hook isnt going to work on the devastator
>still melting downKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK his clitty might never stop leaking
>>151015862I hadn't thought of it like that. You're right
>>151015900Look at this shit. The sad thing is nobody will stick up for you. You're just alright with this stuff. France, one of the Americans, Finland, Wales, not one.I'm losing respect for everyone here, what cowards
>>151015886thanks for seeing the light, abdulyou're not so bad
>>151015900yummy :O
>>151015936Why are you drawing attention to something youre repulsed by?
PFL Mena in 3 bongs 30 bings wowee what I'm fuckin hyped, wow sooooo hyped it is truly heems day.
>>151016041we dont follow them here
>>151015994Because I've ignored it for two years hoping it would subside but that's not how things work. Time for a different approach
>>151015994he wants trans mommy to stuff his bussy like a turkey and feed him her pozzed loads until he is full I'm afraid....
>>151016059fighting a lost battle, ignorance is bliss
>>151016053>PFL noo go away. Alburg, get that man off my screen! I even hate the sight of himGay stuff>Ooow let's go with the flow ;)
>>151015936>Retard suddenly realises this is a freakshow full of schizos
>>151016094Losing battle because of you
>>151016100pfl is considerably worse than fagposting albeit
>>151016067Accurate observation
>>151016117misguided frustration
Ufc dies without Dana and Joe.
Conor mcfaggot normalized homosexuality in mma this is why there are so many troon homo fagshit posters itt their mental demonic illness is all that irish faggot homosexuals fault , without a doubt homo mcfaggot should be assassinated.
>>151016167Misguided. You are a faggot
>>151014826this was one of the worst videos i've ever seen in my entire life. i saw the video thats been in the news this week of that fella heeming his meng and then the other guy zeemed his head off with a cleaver and it was pretty grim but somehow the idea of some airhead cunt and an ugly hajib paki woman showing up to my house to grill me about some shit that happened on the internet inspires far more fear in me
Conor ducked Aldo.
This place is literally for homosexuals now. Arrivederci
Suddenly we're not gay nowInteresting
>>151005747Ho Lee fuck, a legit Timmy and a literal meme gook name. Based?
>>151005747It'll be good to see Delija fight again. Given Waldo's unpopularity, this fight will actually get some attention. The likeable unc, taking his shot at the big time, against the annoying zoomer, who should really win, with his youth and size.
Work anon work
Nigger
we got knuck @2UFC @7
Good day. Looks like it will be a fun heem day, today
Shrimp
SHRIMPGOD
ShrimpCHAD
Shrimpdick's throbbing big white cock
I smoke Marijuana so I don't beat my wife and children
oh my
>>151016581I havent watched it but I imagine it is incredibly demoralizing.
follow + them = NEIN
I am worried that some deranged tranny/queerfolk is going to snipe me in the neck because I don't respect WMMA as much as I respect actual MMA.
>>151018437meaning you have a modicum of respect for wmma? lmao fucking faggot
Good day. Based heem day, today.
>>151018437You should be worried that xhe >>151018392 will twerk xer sufferin' squealin' sad piggy bacon bussy on you for not flickin' ya clitty to brown boys I fear.
derek lewis
you can't post the bachi bazi abuse away, repeat again tomorrow forever
My AGPiglet needs xer sippy cup!Xhe is very sad!
your accusation is a confession
Someone get my sufferin' AGPiglet xer sippy cup!Pakidaddies have my maggot minge in a twist...
cope
A ballet....of violence!
My maggoty clitty is clogged from Pakidaddy dick juice...I can't queef!!!
gane when ready
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>>151018862>>151018931Which one?
>>151019134You already know b
