Your dad wanted a QB and he got you instead
>>151006524I don't think that he knew what a QB is
>>151006711You lost the war, kraut.
>>151006758shut up jew
Wellp... you reap what you sow, dad...
>>151006524but I am QueerBait
maybe my dad should have fed us and let us drink milk then
>>151006524My dad played linebacker
>>151006524no, he didn't. he's from new york. we do baseball and basketball here.
>>151007084>basketballYou don't seem to do it very well.
My dad doesn't care about sports. He's even more autistic than me
>>151006524i played CB. i think he's proud of my height instead of being a 5'10" manlet like Tua
>>151007031I know that feel bro
If I were a black man I'd feel like shit if I gave birth to a QB
>>151006524They put me at QB for like a week in midget league and I got moved because I couldn't remember the handoffs
>>151006524My dad wanted someone to wageslave so his Social Security check would go up by a few pennies.
>Dad wanted a good man>got me
>>151007031>>151007533lol your dad didn't let you drink milk? why not?