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feels good man
fucking scumbag rat! You fucked us!
You’re scum!
Dodgers are gonna threepeat when they get Tucker, Bregman, and Murakami in the offseason
I thought the queen on /mlb/ was Emiru
>>151013105>Murakamiidk 'bout that one!
>>151013121mmmmmm you shouldn't have said that. You made the Queen angry. You better bring some Jack Daniels with you to the next wrestlers court, kid. If you know what's good for you.
>>151013121It’s actually Lauren
>>151013242I love hershe's the best studio host on tvthe best sideline reporterand she has a Topps card
>>151013242ABBY
Mbros... ya'll overhyped Dicks. It might be good drunk food, but the burger and fries are mid desu. It did kind of remind me of that one scene in The Founder because I ordered it and 15 seconds later they handed me a bag of food, and the place looked like it was built in the 50s.
>>151013377tanner scott, kirby yates, blake treinen
Happy mest elimination day bros
no...NO!!!
stomp a mets fan in the nutsstomp him twice
the ew york mest will be eliminated on...
>>151013664
>>151013644what about them?
>TOTAL PAYROLL ALLOCATIONS>$341,037,794 (no. 2) >fighting for a #6 seedKWAB
>>151013720overpriced you know...
>>151013720Are you planning on going to pike place? I've only been to Seattle twice, but I really like the seafood there.
FAGGets kek!!!
>>151013764kike gayce
>>151013748two of the three got it done tonight. >>151013764don't have any plans besides the games. I generally don't like seafood but I do like shushi meat, might look for a decent shushi place tomorrow.
>>151013959who do you think eliminates us? WC 3 seems inevitable but the phillies are right there
Big day for baseball tomorrow
>>151013991Phillies might be tough unless some meme team Reds or Mets manage to kick you off. I could see a Brewer/Cubs vs Doyers NLCS unless Padres hurdles over cubs and brewer and meet you guys instead.
>>151014515As a dodgers fan I'm rooting for the cubs
>>151014515As a padreschad I'm rooting for the cubs
>2025 mest>$400M in payroll, highest in baseball>barely over .500>out of the postseason with two games to play>starting rotation is>david peterson>clay holmes>kodai senga>griffin canning>tylor megill>with sean manaea and frankie montas as reserves>$400M in payroll but still a shit rotationWell, there's your problem right there. The mest have a $400M payroll and a $4 starting rotation.100%, David Stearns needs to be fired immediately after Sunday's game for this catastrophe of a season.
>>151014793no please... NO PLEASE!!!
>>151014805Mest bullpen is very mediocre, too. I imagine they could sign a couple of starting pitchers in the off-season, perhaps $25 mill a piece. And then sign a couple of bullpen arms, maybe $8 mill a piece. That's another $65 mill on top of the $400 mill. I mean, anon, even you could build a major league roster if you were given $465 million. So could I. So could half the anons who posted in this thread. You don't need to be a boy genius to build a major league roster with a $465 million budget. But you have to be pretty dumb to spend that much and still end up only slightly over .500. Stearns is no genius. Stearns is mid and he should be fired.
Sorry we had to take you out sneks, you fought well, but unfortunately we're not giving up our chances of hosting the wild card so we're gonna have to sweep ya!
Year 2 of 5 with Stearns kek
kek
>>151014793>reportedly had lower back issues againbro is going to die in the wild card and the dodgers are gonna overpay on Murakami to replace him in the offseason. RIP Muncy, you had a good run as a Dodger
>>151015197probably not gonna happen since murakami sucks at defence and probably only can play DH or first baseman in the big leagues
>>151015483but he's the most high profile international free agent, sorry, but that's just the Dodgers MO. Even if he sucks, they'd rather sign him than let another team risk making him good. That was the reason Conforto was signed lol
TY Based Lastros for giving Cleveland and Detroit hope.
>>151015532you don't know baseball
>>151015729literally every analyst and media person says the dodgers will take him, and the dodgers had scouts there for him. Cope all you want, but they're going to overpay for him
>>151015803stick to anime you don't know baseball
>>151015851just don't be surprised when the passan tweet drops
>>151015050why would you apologize to the faggotbacks
>>151015887because deep down, we all know it would've been funny if they passed the mets and wish it happened
>>151015915the only funny thing is they finished higher than the giants
Hard mode: No Hall of Famers.
>>151016189future HoFers still count right? hehe
Is today Mets elimination day?
meet the metsmeet the metsstep right up and play golf with the mets
All the Mets have to do.. is Beat the Marlins...
>>151014505
>>151016531I'll accept Salvador Perez.
>>151015887Because he's not a salty doyers fan. Also we all hate the doyers
FAGGets kek!
yesavage today
gm mariners nation
>we got a new owner, they said>richest man in baseball, they said>gonna be the next dynasty, they said>soto means we win a ship, they saidMest can't even win wild card three. They will forever be the lolmest.
>>151020039Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
Let's go Red Legs!
>>151020073aren't they the sweetest
>>151020039You'll get 'em next year!
Been a long time since the Mets obsession reared it’s head. Casuals were watching basketball and football I guess. Gonna laugh if the Mets make it in the playoffs on the last day of the season again :)
>>151020257If the mest lose today and the reds win today, today is the last day of the season for the mest
I hope everyone has fun watching baseball today
>>151020291I need the Mets and Reds to win today. They both need to be playing for something tomorrow.
the kekkies are coming home to roost
>>151020306You too, anon. I’m going to Fenway to see the Sox pound the Tigers until submission. I hope they get the Yankees in the wild card and embarrass them in the Bronx.
So... is here where the tragedy begins? Against the Devil Gays?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbDoWwPPVGQ
>>151020600Have fun fren
>>151020600Bomboston already have the #5 spot. Detroit will win and the Asstros season is over.
>>151020706The Sox have no incentive to win but I think they should play hard anyway and carry momentum into the playoffs.
>>151020291God I hope it happens
Padres won last night, in case you were wondering :)
>>151020306College football is on.
>>151021141So is the Ryder Cup.
>>151021174I don't watch tennis.
gm I hope the>Orange berds>Cubbies>Blue berds>White Bois>Jints>Red Sox>Metsies>Twinsies>Pirates>Indians>Brew dawgz>Dads>Halos>Mariners>Oakland Athletics of Las Vegasall win today and everyone else eats shit and dies
Happy elimination day POOSTONAlso FAGGOTBACKS KEK
gm
>>151021311Why are doyerpacos like this?
>>151021367Dumb fuckI'm no doggie doo
GOOD GUYSMetsYankeesBAD GUYSAll other teamsLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
THE PURE, UNADULTERATED AURA
>>151021531moco lets nando hit it without a condom
>>151020291and if the opposite happens, tomorrow will be elimination day for the resd
>>151021454>GOOD GUYS>Mets>Yankeespick one (Mets)
Anyone else feel like the mariners are paper tigers?
>>151021816No the tigers play in Detroit
>>151021767I love all my city's teams
IT'S ON
>>151021908guarantee you live in New Jersey
>>151021930>can shitter
>>151021930>31. Cam SHITTER
>>151021930BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
will the janks ever mentally recover from being walked-off by freddie? I feel like that picture of him lifting his bat into the air and the 5th inning meltdown are burned into their brains.
>>151020600have fun anon kinda hope Boston drops one to Detroit tonight thougheverbeit
@grokgive me a quick rundown of tonight's postseason implications
@grok give me a reason why I shouldn't bet my life savings on judge hitting a homer tonight
redinal nation wya
>>151023020>rooting for a divisional rival could not ever be me
>>151023115Divisions are family, not enemy. Now the different leagues? That's enemy.
>>151021930Camdolf Shitler
>>151019769i kinda wish we werent relying on a guy with 9 ip in such a crucial situation
>>151023549/we/ are relying on him too so don't fuck up
>>151021930My parlay leg :)
It's Andrew Abbott's time
yankees need to lose today
>>151023872many people are saying this
>>151022091The rookie Cam Schlittler has been nothing short of phenomenal for the Yankees. He throws 100+ MPH fastballs with late movement and he is unflappable on the mound. Yankees win today.
Go Yankees baby go Yankees
>>151024174indeed
>>151024287Judge MVP
>>151024174shut up
Yesavage is elite, unlike Shittler.
25 more outs for a Cam Perfect Game
let's go ooooorrrioles
>>151023872It will never happen again. Cope and seethe
>Thanks to the Phillies Karen, if a person who is single catches a HR ball, they are obligated to surrender that ball to the kid next to him.I'll stick with Apehoop and CTEball instead. Thanks.
>>151024445It's like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin
>>151024456gayest post in >>>/sp/ history, possibly the entire website’s
Keep watching the game like a good little cuck bitch.
>>151024456>watching a sport that rigs games for a one trick pony fake feminist
24 more outs for Shlitty's perfect game
>>151024264>out of the fraudtangle at the close of game 162
24 more outs for a Cam no hitter
RICE RICE BABY
ALL RISE>it was cow is mvp
JUDGED
Every time a beta says cow is MVP, Judge gives a baseball its wingsWE. ARE. NEVER. LOSING. EVER. AGAIN
My jaysies are never losing again and will cuck the cuckees out of the divison
baka sugano
JUDGED (53)UH OH STINKY COW
Canada ain’t even a real country!
>le_solo_homerun_who_can't_catch_a_baseball_when_it_matters_man is MVP guise
Yankees vs Phillies = 4chanMariners vs Brewers = Reddit
>>151024648You've already choked away the division. You don't have Yankee mystique or jazz swag
>>151024676>he thinks a fat cow is mvp>choke gays don't have an MVP candidate much less the greatest home run hitter to ever live
jizz jizm jr lol
Why do non yankeefags watch baseball? Find another hobby
>all this toronto nervousness
>>151024685You = retarded for thinking this way
>>151023812he's been pretty bad on the road, let's hope we get straight Andrew and not gay Andrew
21 more outs for a yankee no hitter ^_^
>all this Yankees shit talk huh Yankees must be up big >check score >1-0 >2nd inning
Permavirgins seething
BIG G FUCKS YA
>tfw the yankees and bills won't lose another game until april of 2026 maybeSTANTONIAN BLAST
BIG FUCKING G430 FOOT PISS MISSILE
I’d like to say thank you to faggot mike and mr.judge
>>151024805Check again.
>>1510248052-0 beta. Go find another hobby. We're never losing ever again
Note: don't watch this gameWe're never losing again beta cucks
>he thinks the yankees will lose a single game let alone a best of seriesRFK Jr is right
>Yankees fans in charge of understanding the concept of the passage of time
>>151024904Cope and seethe over the fact that we're never losing again
A MCMAHONIAN BLAST
ORIOLES TRAGIC
RYMACSIT THE FVK DOWN /MLB/CASHMAN WON THE DEADLINE
That jap been cooked
CashGOD acquired Paul Skenes at the 2025 trade deadline.
I need Orioles to at least keep the score respectably close
Yankees are hitting homers for every retard that said our season was over in July and thinks Cow is MVP
>>151025032Why do you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin?
holy shit the Orioles might as well be the White Sox they are so fucking bad
Bring me Red Sox and Dodgers in the playoffs. Its a pity we cant go to two world series, i want to rape both Dodgers and Phillies
Thanks for nothing, Baltimore. I expected some pride, but it's obvious they're just a bunch of losers going through the motions.
Reminder the Blue Jays destroyed Cam Shitler.
18 more outs until a yankee no hitter
>>151025109If you want something from the Areolas, you should KNOW it's tomorrow. Sugano played badly last week. Same shit today.Be more concerned about the Devil Gays, Blow Gay-anon.
i'm gonna kill myself
WE WILL BEAT THE RED SOX IN THE ALDS AND THE BLUE JAYS IN THE ALCS HAHAHA
>toronto coping and seething their mental disorders
Does anyone have the picture where Mr. Met is playing the trumpet on the Titanic as it goes down?
>>151025161We'll just win the next 2 games. We don't have a choice.
>TROONronto forced to sweepThe magic of the Yankee swag,
>>151025176Congratulations SD on your wildcard winGood luck against the Gaydgers
>it was we'll pitch to judge
healthy all year just to get hurt from coughing FUCK THIS NIGGER CHUNGUS SPORT
Just a reminder. 2000 was part of the 21st Century. And yes, I am a retard.
>>151025176Rib injures are the worst.
Manfred wiring the cheques to the Rays players for a little extra incentive to play harder
>Judge HRs (53)>Stanton HRs (24)>McMahon HRs (20)BIG DICK ENERGY
The cubs fucking suck!
Mets wont make the playoffs lol
>>151025264Give ‘em a chance!
>Yesavage's first home start>First time getting caught by Kirk Not going to lie, i'm kind of nervous about it.
>>151025264
c'mon baltimore! useless sacks of shit
Jazz to gunnar:
based gunny and jizz lookin out for each otha
>it was stankees kek
>blow gays forced to sweep or drop the divisiontroonronto kek
>tfw yankee games get low ratings because the game is over after the 1st inning
>Get swept in the WC by the Yankees>Yankees get #1 seedpick your poison bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwstun
i still have hope in my orioles
>>151025609You’re not alone brother
Stankees vpn namefag is the worst thing to happen to this general since chikgayner
Why is this thread just one fag talking to himself?
my padubbies :)
damn there were some nice soccer threads i could have spammed today
>>151025645They're not the same?
It's all one guy
All this coping and seething over the yankees never losing again ^_^
>>151025645I have to agree
^_^ we're never losing again kwab + rotating proxy
>>151025682I doubt it one is just a cocky yankeesfag who thinks this is a reddit thread
>i-it's all oneguylmao
Metsbros... This is it.....
>>151025703There’s not enough posters anymore to drown out the attention whores. It’s sad, maybe the playoffs will be better.
This Cow for the Orioles is as worthless as Cow Raleigh
/mlb/ has been ECKED and ACK'd
>>151024648based... BASED!!!
I'll see you in Valhalla Cade
>>151025782/mlb/ is truly in a sad era.
feels like Detroit, Cleveland, and Houston are trying to avoid the playoffs. They already have their resort tee-times scheduled.
>beating the Orioles is like winning the World Series to Yankees fans
>>151025869Nobody will miss them anyway
>chikaner drives the browncord and fags away>"this is the worst thing ever!"
>>151025877
>>151025879based brazil proxy
>>151025877You are a fool.
>juan soto
>>151025900BASED
>>151025877We're never losing ever again regardless. Soul crushing homers in the 1st. Just go home
>>151025948kwab juan shitto
>>151025948We're going to make it. You hear me? It's happening!!!!
>>151025948>it was the yankees will struggle without soto
>>151025900kek
>>151025869They will be missed
>it was the yankees pitching will suffer without gerrit cole
FUCK tampa bay
>mest eliminated from playoffs>red sux eliminated by the yankees in the alds>gaydgers or philties lose the world series against the yankeesOh God what did i do to deserve so many blessings?
ITFC.....forget it.....what's the point...
>>151025914are you using ecker?
I don't understand the Mets. They the ly can beat the Tigers, Padres, Dodgers, Yankees etc. but fumble hard against shitters like the Reds, Marlins, Nationals. Is it mental? They underestimating them? I don't understand. What a weird team
What a pussy. Wells and Rice wouldn't be phased at all
>>151026039anthony ecker
Yankees crash and burn is gonna be more satisfying than the dodgers now kek
>>151026046FAGGets kek!
>NOOOO STOP RUINING THE THREAD DURING MY BROWNHOURS>AIEEEEEE NOT MY WAIFU
Volpe is continuing Jeter's legacy
And its a win for theYankees!
>here's your playoffs bro
>Players in baseball history to lead MLB in batting average and hit at least 53 HR:2025 Aaron JudgeThat’s it. The most home runs by an MLB batting champion in the history of the sport
V O L P EOLPE
>>151026063Just need the jays to hold it together a couple more days
>>151026103M.V.P.
We have to go back :(
Yankees fucking suck kek
>top 2 NL teams are white fanbases>every single AL team in the playoffs is a white fanbasewhy's the NL so brown
>>151026046>Tigers, Padres, Dodgers They got swept by them a month ago
>Making a pitching changelel Judge and Stanton will hit more soul crushing homers regardless
>>151026144shit teams
BUSCHIE BOMB!
Marge?
>stink York>gayronto>shitattle>white
>>151026174>philadelphia>white
>>151026209do not respond to the brown bbc tranny
Yankees fucking suck kek!
>he's a white-passing argie in miami>no he's this brown nafri in germanywhich is it?
>>151026203New York is the whitest city in the World. Youre right about Toronto and Seattle tho. They look more like India or China these days
>white-passing kek
Ah an entire week of victories that will continue into the next month ^_^
>>151026224Youre right i shouldnt give Chikaner a (you)
>he’s a faggot with no life or career prospects that one + captcha
>>151026247Brazilian Yankees fans are White because being a Yankee fan equals being White. Ooops!
reminder that jew york is so wogged it's about to get a muslim mayor and jews are melting down about it
>>151026292damn jeettranner really do be living like this
Two possible timelines>Mets miss playoffs and it's another boring Yankees vs shitter team>Mets make it, and win the world seriesUp to the baseball gods now
>>151026262You're just mad your beta team never got to have a generational talent and duo like Judge and Stanton. Enjoy our World Series parade next month. You thought our season was over in July. KEK
>they brought in a lefty to pitch to two lefties>walked them both>Judge hits Grand SlamGO. THE. FUCK. HOME. WE. ARE. NEVER. LOSING. EVER. AGAIN
>>151026310>namefag replying to a post intended for chikgayner holy kek
>THEY THINK COW IS MVP>THEY THINK COW IS MVP>THEY THINK COW IS MVP>THEY THINK COW IS MVP>THEY THINK COW IS MVP
based ump! get him outta here!
Good job Boone.
BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE BASED BOONE
>>151026262ermm haven't you heard of jeetranners business ( spending xhis allowance on vpns).
EAT SHITFUCK CANADA
JUDGED (54)UH OH STINKIES
>remember my home board is /int/>was that post off topic? reported!>you better not be van evading, that’s a perma!
>>151026410KEK!
>>151026410>I reported you. You're going to jail
>they hit jazz swag on purposewhat a joke of an organization the orioles are
>can't play his racial sport of povertyball>can't speak his racial language of mexicanwhat even are you?
I miss when he was pretending to be a Phillies fan.
attaboy petey
kek why is the brown favelinho posting
Ah, so Blue Jays at 3 today. Can't wait to see if game 3 will be forced.
>>151012740>Who will get in the playoffs?the Reds>Who will just miss the cut?the Mets
Jeetgaynerjandro (noted bbc and loli addict) btfo again kek
>Gloryholes throwing at Jazz Very gay.
>>151026483
/mlb/ should than the yankee proxyfag for btfoing little husband a/k/a/ twinkaner
>>151026498stros dbacks mets and marlins stay homeidk if miami was already eliminated or not
>>151025948he checked out since the first game of this season
>>151026510kek how long till he accuses the 'cord bogeyman
run dansby you turd
>>151026542miami was eliminated a couple days ago
>your racial language no one who speaks English as a first language has ever uttered this phrase
>>151026535The result is the genny is spammed and ruined either way so I would rather they both stop but they are too mentally ill to do so.
>>151026559>precious medals
Why do non yankeefags watch baseball? Seriously. You have no chance
>>151026498I feel bad for NL fans. Going to be a BORING post season without the Mets
>>151026580>Precious medals
so it's gonna be mariners phillies right? I don't see any other scenario realistically
Been a while since I posted here. Which fanbase is begging to get ass fucked now?
>>151026559>he's not versed in /int/ shitposting dialectsas expected with brown mongrels
>>151026605faggotners couldn't score on the worst bullpen in the league
>>151026616Reds and Marlins
>>151026593Nothing will be more kino than Mets spoiling it for Milwaukee and Philly last year kek. The seethe was palpable. Hope they make it and eliminate the doyers in the WC.
>>151026615>stealing precious medalslmao
Orioles deserve every beanball they get from Jays pitchers next year for this pathetic performance
>>151026654Why are unable to speak english? What's precious, medals? What's precious pedals medals?
Why haven't the blue jays clinched yet?Marge, I'm confused.
This is the same Orioles team that swept the Jays in Camden and they can't win one single game in the Yaks minor league ballpark. Orange Ducks fans should be ashamed of themselves and their team.
I feel bad for NL fans. All that effort just to get swept by the yankees
>>151026629Here’s a paradox then: if you were white and a credit to your race then you wouldn’t know what any of that means, let alone sit at a computer and type it out without feeling shame and humiliation. But you aren’t so I guess congrats on being a 75 iq retard from Calcutta lmao.
>>151026707maybe Jays just suck
>>151026707They are more deserving of first place than the cheating blue birds.
>>151026706their buttholes are too injured
>>151026728watch it, boy
this image is iconic
>>151026707By that logic you should be ashamed of your team for being swept by them
>>151026724what are the odds this guy removes his name and/or never posts here again when the stankees inevitably get knocked out of the playoffs
>>151026760>not the googly eyed version dropped
red sox will beat the yokies in the bronx next week
>>151026778this guy too >>151026706
Watch the Rays mysteriously play like they're clinching a playoff spot next two games
Racism isn't funny.
WCTigers > IndiansSox > JaysDodgers > RedsPadres > CubsDSMariners > TigersYankees > SoxDodgers > PhilliesPadres > BrewersCSYankees > MarinersDodgers > PadresWSDodgers > Yankees
>>151026800Rent is due and so is a win. Thank you.
>nooo you cant talk about the yankees in a baseball general
>>151026800>already coping
Cubs - Jays World Series BOOK IT
this is a cult now
>>151026827Yankees-Phillies WS
>>151026827based…so fucking zased
Are the Mets ok?
>>151026827didn’t read
>>151026662They 100% will if they get in. The Dodgers want to face the Reds not the Mets. They don't want the smoke. They see the Reds as a freebie
>>151026867FAGGets kek!
kek gloryholes
>i.M 69 NGaynkees kek
>Schlittler now has a sub 3 ERAWe have 4 aces.
gud job peein
my Astros are still in the race
>>151026778That will happen when Dennis Rodman is elected President
farewell sweet prince
>hey cover first>i didn't think to go to the bag to cover
No team has better hitting and pitching
>>151027005Recker mindfucked this guy.
berds tie it
>>151027005AA will turn him into a Cy Young contender and he'll be mindfucking the NL next year
let's leave some more on base cubbies
>>151026760It is. Redemption for 2025
Attaweakcontactagain tuck
>>151027005
Blackburn became Cy Young on the YankeesFAGGets kek!!!
>>151027005looks like a fat slob with a bad attitude
Attaboy Kelly
breakdown of the playoff picture>JAYSwinning out clinches #1. must win as many or more than yankees for ALE title. losing more than yankees will result in #4>NERSlocked in at #2>GUARDSwinning out clinches #3. must win as many or more than tigers to secure ALC title. losing more than tigers will result in #6. losing out, combined with astros sweep, combined with a tigers win will eliminate.>KEESmust win more than jays to secure #1. otherwise #4>RSOXlosing out plus guardians sweep will result in #6. any win or guardians loss will clinch #5.>GERSmust win more than guardians to clinch #3. sweep red sox to clinch #5. any win or astros loss will clinch #6. lose out plus astros sweep for elimination.>STROSmust win out and tigers lose out to clinch #6. any loss or tigers win will eliminate.>WERSany win or phillies loss will clinch #1. lose out plus phillies sweep will clinch #2.>LIESsweep plus brewers lose out will clinch #1. any loss or brewers win will clinch #2.>DGERSclinched #3.>UBSany win or padres loss clinches #4. lose out plus padres sweep clinches #5.>DRESsweep and cubs lose out to clinch #4. any loss or cubs win clinches #5.>EDSmust win as many or more games than mets to clinch #6. losing more games than mets eliminates.>ETSmust win more games than reds to clinch #6. winning fewer games than reds eliminates.
can't wait to get the 2025 version of this pic later today
yeah walk this fucking loser baboon way to be jameo
Judge gonna get robbed because he doesn't squat.
>>151027319Nobody cares about Cal beside newspaper companies.
>>151027319The players agree based on a survey; it's Judge.
>Every player in MLB history with three or more 10-WAR seasons:Ty CobbBabe RuthRogers HornsbyTed WilliamsMickey MantleWillie MaysBarry BondsAaron Judge
baseball players with this phenotype?
Padres fans are the best at sex
>>151027401orioles
Chapman might be the biggest aura farmer in the history of sports
>>151027415kek those things on her arm look like the toy story aliens
Alright blowgays convert this or your season's over
Its raining in Washington.
>>151027471they are mcdonalds pickle slices
Boog going to the Morrissey concert lmao
fuckin berds...
Daaaaaaa Yankees win!Fuck Canada!
>>151027415They have plenty of time when their military husbands are out on tour
BUSCHIE BOP
Fuck yeah Ernie
WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE GONNA LEARN TO NOT TAKE THE FIELD AGAINST THE YANKEES
Based Ernie
DAAAAAAAAAA Yankees win.
>yankees think they'll win the eastlol lmao pfffft haha
Rays we gave you our stadium you gotta win.
BUSCH ON FIRE
>mest elimination nightget comfy
>>151027401Is broccoli allowed to play?
The worst thing that can happen to the Yankees is win the division and get the bye. It will kill their momentum sitting for a week
>>151027617>he thinks the yankees will ever lose ever again
Thanks /mlb/ for posting in my thread and having a good time. You made the Queen happy. Thank you
>>151027690the jays will win too, and since they have the tiebreaker they win by default
emily
>>151027673Resting the bullpen is top priority. They've gone to just about everyone in this series with the O's (game 1), we'll see.
>>151027711I bet her cunt tastes like curry
>>151027709Basic arithmetic is too much for new yorkers, please understand
>>151027673We're literally never losing ever again this year
>>151027709We never lose. Every game we play is over in the 1st inning with a soul crushing homer
Tucker weak pop up!
do you believe in Clay Holmes keeping the mets alive?
Skenes, Chandler, Ashcraft gonna be absolutely elite but that poverty franchise will never spend the money for offence. Actually sad.
>blowgay fielding
>>151027724>1993
>Platinum Glover fucking up routine playAverage Jays luck I guess
Volpe and Jeter would've executed a double play with their eyes closed
>>151027797>holmes for the mest>abbott for the resdi'm thinking the mest won't be feeling good today
>>151027711gross knuckles
Reminder Volpe leads the AL in errors
>>151027858sounds like you're into getting fisted
>>151027873You lead the thread in BBC cum ingested
>>151027873Reminder Volpe has a 2025 World Series ring
blow gays can't field
lol it took Dansby to stop the nonsense
>>151027906don't forget about alejandra
Foul
Yesavage? more like Yousuckage! amirite
What team should hire Gianna Girardi next?
>>151027939Apologize
SEIYA BOMB!!!!!! OOOOOOOO
>MEST
>>151027972>>151027977You and your twink boyfriend should exit the thread so you can watch your season get ruined in real time
Yesavage looks gassed after that inning, Giménez better come up with something at the plate to make it up
LGM (free on mlb tv)
Reminder the Rays are working this hard because Manfred promised them extra money under the table if they win.
Judge is literally the most valuable player today.
just win, cheat if you have tothere's a good chance the resd lose today
>>151028001why does mococo hate the mets :(
Seiya bop
stopping by Buc-ee's before the Mets game starts, anyone want anything?
>>151028117Beaver nuggets for me
>>151028117cotton candy mints
let's go theilbar dice these ####### up
I'm at a beer hall and not a single television has baseball on, it's all handegg
Why are you all watching boresball? The Yankees already won
>>151019133Didn’t Reyes try to fight the marlins or somethingAnd we literally need a John Maine game 161 performance today
>>151028180Why bother having baseball on? The Yankees are never losing ever again
>>151028180ask someone to turn it on
>>151028117I'll have some chili limon pork rinds
>>151028180It's fucking ridiculous how amateur sports have taken precedence over America's pastime
stFd
sit the FUCK down
>>151028226Watching college football when the two teams are obscure and have no chance at the national title is the epitome of peaked in high school
>>151028100thats the Fagwawa poster
>>151028230>>151028250what's it like being browndoes it hurt you when you see white people with blue eyes
FUCKIN COCKSUCKER
>>151028100what kind of lonely faggot watches vtubers anyway
gave up a HR to this fricking .575 OPS bl*ck motherf*cker
Holmes is throwing a perfect game
>>151028226Baseball is boring and every team has too many mexicans. Atleast handegg and college handegg teams are still mostly american
>GIMPmenezkek
I'M BAKING A MUNCY THREAD
is there a way to block stankee tripfags
You can't run from the truth that we're never losing again this season. Enjoy the World Series parade in Manhattan next month
let me guess, i dont get the postseason with my mlb.tv subscription.
nu: >>151028376>>151028376>>151028376
>>151028180Every time I'm at a bar or a cafeteria, all they show on the TV is either soccer or Yankees games. It gets really repetitive and boring after a while, I wish we played more sports.
>>151028117What's a Buckleys?
Blue is absolutely fucking the Marlins already
501 for good measure
>tfw yankees and bills make their respective sports boring because they never lose
>>151028448Manfred would rig against Cohen at every opportunity, not for
>want the reds to win because the mets will be out>want the brewers to keep the #1 seed because i trust my team would beat them in the NLDS over the Philliesconflicted
>>151028445I think it's a gas station
>>151028497Simple. If you want to watch good baseball, Root for the Mets. You want Dodgers to have a free path root Reds
mariners bro here. Can you guys post as many memes as you have making fun of the seattle fanbase for being cucks/basedfags/bandwagoners? I want to show my boomer bro what the real baseball fanbase thinks about our "fans"
>>151024698>this from the retard who thought the jays would be swept
another mlb thread left open
it is done.. .again
